DB2020 Detective Skit

**Detective** - _I'm not looking at him. Walking straight through. Moving my right hand, kinda like the worst kind of small wave, while mumbling something that might sound like a greeting.. Am I through? Wait, is he looking at me? Okay. Relax. Just continue onwards. Slowly walk towards that corner. Once I'm there, I'm free, I can just walk along, nothing to see here, he won't catch me he won't_

**Policeman** - HEY!

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**Detective** -  **B U S**

**Detective** -  _I turn around. Slowly. Cool. Sure, I'm sweating like a pig. He's looking at me. Like he's got not a single worry in the world. Got a pen in his hand. Waving with his hand at me._

**Detective** -  H....uh?

**Policeman** - You forgot to sign on the line, Detective.

**Detective** - OH! Errhh....sure...okthxbye!