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Jitterbean Breaks Down

Nov 17th, 2012
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  1. «HTBK» *Didn't you say you knew the secret of the squeaky carrot?*
  2. «Puck» (Oh my.)
  3. «Globebutt» I do know the secret of the squeaky carrot! It's... honestly pretty mundane.
  4. «Globebutt» I'm not sure you really want to know.
  5. «HTBK» *...Tell me?*
  6. «Globebutt» It would ruin the magic.
  7. «Writefag4» (Can you handle that kind of knowledge Jitterbean?)
  8. «HTBK» *Tellme.*
  9. «Globebutt» (You want the truth, Jitters? You can't handle the truth!)
  10. «Globebutt» ...There's a squeaker inside.
  11. «HTBK» *A...what?*
  12. «Globebutt» Little plastic thing that makes noise when you squeak it.
  13. «Globebutt» Squeeze it, that is.
  14. «HTBK» *...*
  15. «HTBK» *No. No no no no. that's not...*
  16. «Globebutt» There may be magic in this world, but I fear it lays not in the Squeaky Carrot.
  17. «HTBK» *You can feel her twitching.*
  18. «Puck» (The secrets of the universe were not meant for mortal ears Jitters)
  19. «HTBK» *Squeaky...thing...*
  20. «HTBK» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2YyTpXkges
  21. «HTBK» *Oh god. It all makes sense. I see it all.*
  22. «Globebutt» Are you all right?
  23. «HTBK» *MY GOD DON'T YOU GET IT*
  24. «Puck» (Deus ex squeakina)
  25. «Globebutt» Where are you going with this, Jitters?
  26. «HTBK» *THE PEOPLE STOLE IT SO THEY COULD FRAME [spoiler] FOR BEING A DANGEROUS LUNATIC AND THAT'S WHY THE CARROT ISN'T MAGICAL ANYMORE*
  27. «Puck» (called it)
  28. «HTBK» *THEY DID IT ALL FOR MONEY! THEY MADE ME FOR A QUICK BUCK! LITERALLY EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE*
  29. «HTBK» *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--*
  30. «HTBK» *She starts crying.*
  31. «Egg_Discord» "Are you okay in there, Globe?"
  32. «Writefag4» (Hmm. I thought there was another layer to it.)
  33. «Puck» "Sooooo... wait, why [spoiler]; where did they come from?"
  34. «HTBK» *Any further hints will require investigation.*
  35. «HTBK» (There is, Write.)
  36. «HTBK» (Two more, in fact.)
  37. «Globebutt» We cry.
  38. «HTBK» *She just starts...sobbbing.*
  39. «HTBK» *Master's dead. The carrot is a lie.*
  40. «HTBK» *Her entire life is, as far as she knows, owed to some soulless corporate hack.*
  41. «HTBK» *Coffee pone is BSOD.*
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