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- «HTBK» *Didn't you say you knew the secret of the squeaky carrot?*
- «Puck» (Oh my.)
- «Globebutt» I do know the secret of the squeaky carrot! It's... honestly pretty mundane.
- «Globebutt» I'm not sure you really want to know.
- «HTBK» *...Tell me?*
- «Globebutt» It would ruin the magic.
- «Writefag4» (Can you handle that kind of knowledge Jitterbean?)
- «HTBK» *Tellme.*
- «Globebutt» (You want the truth, Jitters? You can't handle the truth!)
- «Globebutt» ...There's a squeaker inside.
- «HTBK» *A...what?*
- «Globebutt» Little plastic thing that makes noise when you squeak it.
- «Globebutt» Squeeze it, that is.
- «HTBK» *...*
- «HTBK» *No. No no no no. that's not...*
- «Globebutt» There may be magic in this world, but I fear it lays not in the Squeaky Carrot.
- «HTBK» *You can feel her twitching.*
- «Puck» (The secrets of the universe were not meant for mortal ears Jitters)
- «HTBK» *Squeaky...thing...*
- «HTBK» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2YyTpXkges
- «HTBK» *Oh god. It all makes sense. I see it all.*
- «Globebutt» Are you all right?
- «HTBK» *MY GOD DON'T YOU GET IT*
- «Puck» (Deus ex squeakina)
- «Globebutt» Where are you going with this, Jitters?
- «HTBK» *THE PEOPLE STOLE IT SO THEY COULD FRAME [spoiler] FOR BEING A DANGEROUS LUNATIC AND THAT'S WHY THE CARROT ISN'T MAGICAL ANYMORE*
- «Puck» (called it)
- «HTBK» *THEY DID IT ALL FOR MONEY! THEY MADE ME FOR A QUICK BUCK! LITERALLY EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE*
- «HTBK» *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--*
- «HTBK» *She starts crying.*
- «Egg_Discord» "Are you okay in there, Globe?"
- «Writefag4» (Hmm. I thought there was another layer to it.)
- «Puck» "Sooooo... wait, why [spoiler]; where did they come from?"
- «HTBK» *Any further hints will require investigation.*
- «HTBK» (There is, Write.)
- «HTBK» (Two more, in fact.)
- «Globebutt» We cry.
- «HTBK» *She just starts...sobbbing.*
- «HTBK» *Master's dead. The carrot is a lie.*
- «HTBK» *Her entire life is, as far as she knows, owed to some soulless corporate hack.*
- «HTBK» *Coffee pone is BSOD.*
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