gas station

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. HORNY fish. You know what that means, FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bare... NAKED? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck-E-Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh... I THINK SO! Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which i didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned INTO the sun, uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in DUDHSDFHFDJDJODSDJFH OO OO AAA  AA