episode 34

Episode 34) Preparing Operation Rolling Thunder:

	Tonight on this very exciting Episode of Conspiracy Files Season 2 Rebirth! Today the 4th Episode of Edeneth has been uploaded so please do a Homie Slice a favor and get your butt to their YouTube channel and watch, maybe leave a like a comment maybe a sub and if you are nice enough we could sell you some drugs… Anyhow with that out of the way we begin today’s Episode! Last time Lorny and Raph have started to build their Drug Lab in the Bat Cave making some much needed improvements to it, they also went on a mini adventure in the mines it was fun and games until the Creepers from the Cult of Allah Creepbar showed up in force and nearly blew their butts into orbit! After dealing with the Creepers they thought they were relatively safe! But no they were also attacked by a new breed of Zombie was revealed to them it was the Paratrooper Zombies they descended upon our Heroes and challenged them to a duel of fates, but they got rekted really hard but Loryn was shocked the Zombies they were evolving he called in a Forensics Team to take the corpses he would want the Scientists to dissect them to get info they can on the Zombies Unholy Evil Evolution of Evil.

	The threat against the Imperium is great besieged on all sides the Imperium has to fight to survive having only 2 allies in the Community and the Nether Community, the Imperium has had some success the pacification of the former Majestic League of Corinth have increased in speed more and more Corinthians have been indoctrinated to the Imperial Truth the only truth in the World, the Order of Bones offensive is slowly being driven back but at a great cost in terms of Clones and armor but there is a silver lining to this the Conspiracy Air Force has been reaping the skies of enemy air craft, they have such a good job they were able to establish Aerial Superiority shooting down 90% off the Order of Bones Fighter Aircraft and Bombers. But bad news bears the Rape Boat continues to set sail through Imperial territory The Super Weapon Uniting Force has been wrecking chaos it needs to be destroyed the Emperor has signed into law Contingence Order 151, the Hunting Down and Elimination of the CorSec Super Weapon Lorny considers using Neos Force it may have the power to take down but he has his doubts it’s still a prototype it may have bugs they don’t know about. But last but not east the Counter Imperial Separatists also known as the CIS have started creating the Grand Droid Army of the Insurgency about 485,000 Droid Units have been created, also about 17,800 Droid BT-2 Main Battle Tanks have been built, their Air Force mostly made of stolen Imperial Aircraft have now started being developed. The Traitors led by both Father Ned and Ted have signed an Alliance treaty with the Order of Bones, and with that Alliance they have begun trading tech secrets and with Father Ned and Ted’s valuable knowledge of the interior workings of the Imperium.

	In his room Lorny is informed by his Admirals on the plan to take out the Uniting Force it would involve 75% of the Imperium’s Naval Fleet to accomplish its task it would be a combine assault from sea and air, but one of the Admiral’s Mancuso warned off CorSec’s Superior Submarine Force they need to be dealt with or else the Imperium’s Carriers, Battleships, and Dreadnaughts will be under threat. Lorny considered his words and asked what they could do to better protect his fleet Mancos said more money and resources needed to get better RADAR and SONAR finders, as well as better training for the Sonar Crew he also informed them they needed more E-3B Swordfish Anti-Submarine Aircraft and more Counter Submarines.  It was going to be expensive Loryn thought but he had to for if he didn’t the cost would be too great he would lose most of his fleet and more importantly he would control of the seas, Lorny thought back to the first world CorSec formally known as the Rebel Alliance have been a pain in the butt for him he had to admit they knew their Naval Combat of course they did they lived in the seas they understood it but as formidable as they were they can be defeated it would just take a lot of effort to do so, and a lot of casualties but he and his Brother would lead the Navy and Flying Guys in combat.

	After speaking with his Admirals Lord Inquisitor Justin Singleton entered the room he bowed when seeing Lorny, he informed Lorny of his Inquisitorial Force being Operational and have started to purge the Imperium from within of enemies there has been a series of major crackdowns on the 5 break away Factions, the Leaders have been tried and sentence to be public executed many others have been arrested the 5 Faction were forced to disband and any attempts to reviving these Faction would be met with termination by an means necessary to ensure the safety of the Imperium. He had good news to tell him he was able to get 5 spies as well as an assassin team within the CIS, the Assassins have orders to kill the Serpent’s Head by eliminating Ned and Ted the CIS would be thrown into chaos he was glad of his achievement he ordered the assignation as soon as possible Lord Inquisitor Justin Singleton left leaving Lorny alone in his office he sighed he was stressed he needed to go on an Adventure to unwind.

	Going to the Nether Lorny ventured forth and got a Ghast Tear and some resources but he was soon rekted by a Wither Skeleton, after respawning Lorny got some Leather Armor and went back he soon got his stuff back but he was then rekted again this annoyed Loryn he kept getting his butt kicked and losing all his cool stuff he would not let that slide, he asked Raph to accompany him the Conspiracy Duo went to the Nether there they battled the Creatures of The Nether but through all the blood and sweet and tears they finally got back Loryn’s stuff but this wasn’t the real Adventure in fact this was just the appetizer to the real Adventure! After their Adventure Raph grand general of the Imperial Army petitioned Loryn for a spot on the Council for he would get the position he would improve the Skeletor Grinder for it would give him more Exp, Lorny asked him why and he responded with a better grinder he could enchant more weapons and armor also it would be FOR THE IMPERIUM!

	Lorny was completely sold on the idea he said sure but he would grant him a seat on the Council for he needed to prove his ability to understand logistics, plus he was not mentally ready for the job he was too inexperienced and Regretful for the job this shocked and angered Raph he felt betrayed he soon lit a CIGGAWEED!!! In protest Lorny was angered by this he spent a lot of money putting Raph in rehab and here he is relapsing he was worried Ciggaweed is way to addicting in fact crack cigarettes were leaps and bounds heather than Ciggaweed you could smoke 30 cigarettes a day and still be healthier, it also clouded Raph’s judgment and lessened the effects of the indoctrination mind control secessions… Lorny managed to calm him down Raph soon extinguished the Ciggaweed Raph soon left he went to build the Commanders Armor, the Ultimate Armor with it he would be an immortal!

	While Raph was creating the Commanders Armor Lorny continued the Eugenics Project on the Horses he found a potential, maybe the Chosen Horse the one prophesized by Horse Lore to help the Golden One Conquer the World but to determine the chosen Hosen Lorny will test him, and it is a test where failure of any kind would not be tolerated for failure is met with death.

	News from the Front my name is Julia Smith and today in Conspiracy Files News we bring to you the Number 1 source of indoctrination, today we bring you great news the Imperial Inquisition created by Lord Inquisitor Justin Singleton and the emperor for the purpose of eliminating internal dissent have done the impossible! They have killed CIS Co-Leader Ted and most of the Separatists Council, they have also severely injured Father Ned while entering their APC a bomb exploded killing many of them, this has been an amazing accomplishment the new Inquisition have delivered a serious blow to the CIS Leadership.
In other news there have been Conspiracy Theories from Imperial Citizens going around each trying to find tout the source of the Imperium’s powers and strength come from? Some say it is due to the ever addicting Ciggaweeds but others are more insane for example they think the Government has been taken over by Valkarion, those people were arrested for being dumb I mean who thinks like that? There have also been theories of a Stone Pen containing the most powerful, the mightiest of creatures the Conspiracy Donkey but that’s just ludicrous right guys…right?

	*Ahem* we move to our last topic of the night grave news the CorSec Super Weapon Uniting Force has annihilated the 7th Eden Fleet and are now heading to Imperial Center 1, reports have confirmed that 2 more Fleets have joined the Main Fleet defending Uniting Force over 400+ Vessels now protect the Super Weapons. The Imperium have managed to amass 3 Fleets the 3rd the 2nd main Fleets and the 12th Recon Fleet the Armada of 240 vessels but more ships are being sent to bolster its size including the 1st Community Fleet consisting of 12 Destroyers, 20 Frigates and 5 pocket Carriers each Carrier can hold up to 40 aircraft.  The Imperium is in its darkest days but I beg the Loyal Citizens of the Imperium to not give into fear for the Imperium will keep you safe; We would do anything to protect you from the enemies of the Imperium so keep up a Stiff Upper lip the Imperium have faced stronger enemies and succeeded we can succeeded this time.

	And with that we end this News Segment next time we will be talking to newly promoted High Admiral Mancuso about the efforts done to improve the Navy to face the new threat, there will also be a special segment Hyping the Arrival of the 100th Episode of Conspiracy Files currently 89 episodes have been made started on November 15 2015 for about 2 years Conspiracy Files have provided entertainment to the masses. And with that this has been Julia Smith and this is Conspiracy Files News the #1 biased Source of brainwashing and indoctrination as well as the only source of information you will ever need ever anything else is Rebel Propaganda and that is against the Law whose punishment is not limited to total mind rework at the institute Long Live The Imperium.

Raph’s War Journal Part 23) BABYmageddon:

	Nyeh… We’re back it’s been a while since I wrote in my Journal so I’ll make it quick I continue making the Commander Armor called Perseus with it I will lead the Armies of the Imperium to victory, and with it I will gain immortality I would be a Regretful God among Gods! But I did something I thought I would never do again I smoked the Ciggaweeds I had a flashback to the time I gave Holy some Ciggaweed but it wasn’t him it was just an Armor Stand I remind myself Hoyl is dead he was dead for a long time but who is writing CF? Anyways I was angry furious even Lorny has betrayed me he refused my entry into the Council for he said I wasn’t thinking properly that I was letting my regret cloud my judgement preposterous I say, but soon I calmed down I left the room to go back to my forge there I continue to forge the Commander Armor. During our adventure in a mine which also have a Ravine we get assaulted by BABIES there were hundreds of them we were nearly ripped to shreds but during the battle Lorny pulled an MLG jump of faith and miracles, it was glorious I was very impressed but not only that but I discovered the mother lode of diamonds I have the gift for resource hunting!
We have gotten word of spies trying to enter the Basement of Imperial Center one but we managed to intercept them, during the interrogations we determine they were trying to discover the secrets to the Imperium’s power this sacred Lorny, Valkarion mustn’t’ know of our secret that the Imperium’s power comes from the ultimate being the Creator of the World the Conspiracy Donkey of power Sir Buttface!!! We must keep the secret hidden for if Valkarion would find out we are doomed, for Sir Buttface is the secret he is the key to everything and Hoyl’s Mixtapes!

	Next time on Conspiracy Files Season 2 Rebirth the Grand Naval Offence will begin it will be the biggest Naval Engagement in Conspiracy Files History, easily eclipsing the Last Naval Battle from Season 1!