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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- www.OpenSubtitles.org
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- <i>What? He was just at
- the bar without any security or anything?</i>
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- 00:00:38,230 --> 00:00:40,032
- Wait,
- I haven't gotten to the best part.
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- 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:42,034
- Next thing I know,
- we're in his hotel room,
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- 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:44,869
- and he's lathering up my titties
- with that little bar of soap.
- 6
- 00:00:45,004 --> 00:00:47,505
- <i>It's crazy, because
- I'm not even attracted to him.</i>
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- 00:00:47,639 --> 00:00:48,707
- He's got no ass.
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- 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,642
- - You're more of an ass girl.
- - <i>Exactly.</i>
- 9
- 00:00:50,775 --> 00:00:54,246
- I like my men to have ass,
- indeed. Okay?
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- 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:55,747
- I don't care if they can read.
- 11
- 00:00:57,249 --> 00:00:58,516
- But let me state,
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- 00:00:58,650 --> 00:01:00,919
- Barack Obama straight fucked
- the shit out of me.
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- 00:01:01,053 --> 00:01:03,022
- - What?
- - But I couldn't even enjoy it.
- 14
- 00:01:03,155 --> 00:01:05,657
- I was feeling so bad
- for Michelle the whole time.
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- 00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:09,594
- I told you not to read her book.
- It's ruined all my fantasies about him.
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- 00:01:09,728 --> 00:01:13,132
- I can block out his mom jeans,
- but not Sasha and Malia.
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- 00:01:15,101 --> 00:01:16,534
- What was his dick like
- this time?
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- 00:01:16,668 --> 00:01:18,471
- It was dignified and confident.
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- 00:01:18,603 --> 00:01:20,006
- That dick was presidential.
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- 00:01:20,139 --> 00:01:22,375
- - You want to shower first?
- - Your hair takes longer.
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- 00:01:22,507 --> 00:01:23,943
- I'm just gonna dry shampoo.
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- 00:01:24,076 --> 00:01:26,678
- Why? It's not even greasy yet.
- You're good.
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- 00:01:26,811 --> 00:01:28,347
- - Really?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 24
- 00:01:29,181 --> 00:01:32,084
- Why is dream sex
- way better than real sex?
- 25
- 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:34,220
- Because they come
- when you want them to.
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- 00:01:34,353 --> 00:01:35,955
- Girl,
- that is so true!
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- 00:01:36,088 --> 00:01:38,590
- When I'm done, they're done!
- Hello!
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- 00:02:39,085 --> 00:02:40,453
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
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- 00:02:40,585 --> 00:02:41,686
- How was your night, Syd?
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- 00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:43,022
- Yeah, how was that muffuletta?
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- 00:02:43,155 --> 00:02:46,292
- Oh, well, I ended up
- eating the whole thing.
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- 00:02:46,425 --> 00:02:50,728
- And then I realized I didn't take the
- paper out between the cheese slices.
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- 00:02:50,862 --> 00:02:52,764
- So I'm a little backed up.
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- 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:54,766
- - That's okay. Good fiber.
- - Mm-hmm.
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- 00:02:54,899 --> 00:02:56,601
- You're probably gonna
- shit a novel.
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- 00:02:56,734 --> 00:02:58,137
- Oh, God,
- I sure hope so.
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- 00:02:59,604 --> 00:03:02,374
- Wow, Syd. Let me step in
- for a minute. Can I tap you out?
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- 00:03:02,508 --> 00:03:04,909
- Guess what? We have the best
- makeup artist in the house.
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- 00:03:05,044 --> 00:03:06,811
- One of the owners.
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- 00:03:06,946 --> 00:03:09,014
- - Hey, B.
- - Hey, girl, how you doing?
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- 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:11,417
- Did you finish up that
- last batch of plum lipsticks?
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- 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:12,518
- Uh-huh.
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- 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:14,120
- Oh, my God.
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- 00:03:14,253 --> 00:03:16,322
- When did Mia mix that?
- It's gorgeous.
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- 00:03:16,455 --> 00:03:17,822
- I know, right?
- She's a genius.
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- 00:03:17,957 --> 00:03:19,824
- It's infuriating.
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- 00:03:20,692 --> 00:03:21,826
- These aren't done yet.
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- 00:03:21,961 --> 00:03:24,296
- She didn't finish the mascaras?
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- 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:27,333
- I don't like snitching on
- your non-sexual life partner.
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- 00:03:27,466 --> 00:03:28,867
- Yes, you do, Barret.
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- 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,803
- She ate some weed candy
- and said she'd finish tomorrow.
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- 00:03:31,937 --> 00:03:35,040
- Okay. I'll clean it up in a bit.
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- 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,842
- - So, where you headed to tonight?
- - Uh, homecoming.
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- 00:03:37,977 --> 00:03:39,844
- Homecoming! Okay,
- what color is your dress?
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- 00:03:39,979 --> 00:03:41,679
- - White and gold.
- - White and gold...
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- 00:03:41,813 --> 00:03:45,384
- All right, so now
- let's finish those eyebrows off.
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- 00:03:45,518 --> 00:03:49,787
- They're great brows, too.
- Never ever pluck them too much, okay?
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- 00:03:49,921 --> 00:03:52,657
- 'Cause thick
- is where it's at!
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- 00:03:52,790 --> 00:03:54,792
- - So gorgeous.
- - Thank you.
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- 00:03:54,927 --> 00:03:56,895
- - Homecoming, I hear?
- - Yes.
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- 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:59,198
- - Can I see?
- - First, I want you to say,
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- 00:03:59,331 --> 00:04:02,935
- "I'm a badass bitch.
- Look at me and bow down."
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- 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,170
- But don't tell your mom.
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- 00:04:04,303 --> 00:04:06,338
- I'm a senior.
- Give me a fucking break.
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- Oh, sorry.
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- 00:04:07,672 --> 00:04:08,873
- Okay.
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- I'm a badass bitch.
- Look at me and bow down.
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- Yes! Take a look.
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- Oh, my God.
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- That's me!
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- 00:04:17,682 --> 00:04:20,419
- And remember,
- no sex tonight, okay?
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- 00:04:20,553 --> 00:04:21,987
- Homecoming sex
- is the worst.
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- 00:04:22,121 --> 00:04:24,089
- Because your date gets to
- dancing, they get all sweaty,
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- and that sweat gets trapped
- under their cummerbund,
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- 00:04:26,358 --> 00:04:29,528
- then that moves down to Funkytown,
- and that's how you get a yeast infection.
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- 00:04:29,662 --> 00:04:31,664
- And you don't
- want a yeast infection.
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- 00:04:31,796 --> 00:04:34,899
- Plus, you know, you're only
- super tight for a limited time,
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- so you don't
- want to waste it.
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- Amen!
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- Thanks so much for everything.
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- - All right.
- - Bye, baby.
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- 00:04:44,376 --> 00:04:46,811
- - You look gorgeous!
- - Have fun tonight. Be safe!
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- 00:04:46,946 --> 00:04:49,114
- If you not safe,
- name it after me.
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- 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:51,183
- What... You didn't charge her
- the full amount.
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- 00:04:51,317 --> 00:04:53,118
- We gave her
- the cute nerd discount.
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- We've talked about this.
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- 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,721
- Guys, we're barely keeping
- our heads above water.
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- 00:04:56,854 --> 00:04:59,824
- We're doing fine. The One Night
- Stand kit is selling like crazy.
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- 00:04:59,959 --> 00:05:01,893
- Yeah. I can't make them
- fast enough.
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- 00:05:02,027 --> 00:05:04,530
- I know.
- Maybe that's the problem.
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- 00:05:04,663 --> 00:05:06,966
- But if you can't get it,
- that's what makes it cool.
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- 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,668
- Yeah. People love
- being denied.
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- 00:05:09,801 --> 00:05:11,403
- Quality is what we do,
- right?
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- 00:05:11,537 --> 00:05:14,940
- I mean, we don't want to mess
- up our street cred. Right?
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- Right. Right.
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- 00:05:17,643 --> 00:05:19,411
- All right, well, we're going
- to Kim's baby shower.
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- See you guys tomorrow.
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- Actually, no. We'll be back.
- We'll see you this afternoon.
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- 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,586
- Okay!
- See you tomorrow!
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- 00:05:45,938 --> 00:05:48,107
- Kim's house get even bigger?
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- 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,775
- She probably had one of those
- Japanese toilets installed
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- 00:05:50,908 --> 00:05:52,378
- that blow-dry
- your coochie.
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- 00:05:54,513 --> 00:05:55,780
- Wow.
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- 00:05:55,913 --> 00:05:58,384
- It must be nice
- having money.
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- 00:05:58,951 --> 00:06:00,119
- Hi!
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- 00:06:00,252 --> 00:06:02,054
- Hey!
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- 00:06:03,589 --> 00:06:06,058
- Hey!
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- 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:08,627
- You guys are so sweet
- to always do our makeup.
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- 00:06:08,761 --> 00:06:10,429
- We want you to look good,
- and you do.
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- - You look real good, pregnant girl!
- - Oh, thank you.
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- I actually feel amazing.
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- Just wait.
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- Little Ryder. He's such a little
- cuddle bug, and so chubby!
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- I know. His little fat folds
- catch all the food I eat.
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- Same, girl.
- Same over here.
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- Hi.
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- 00:06:27,746 --> 00:06:29,581
- Hi. Perfect timing!
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- - Where should I put it?
- - Over here is great. Come on in.
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- What did you guys do?
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- This is a little something...
- to show your future.
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- What the...?
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- Oh, my God.
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- 00:06:42,394 --> 00:06:43,495
- Oh.
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- 00:06:43,629 --> 00:06:45,897
- Is this vagina eating
- this poor baby doll's head?
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- 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,334
- Is this chocolate sprinkles
- your pubes?
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- 00:06:48,467 --> 00:06:51,303
- Oh, my God.
- This is so beautiful.
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- 00:06:51,437 --> 00:06:54,406
- You talking about this frosted
- replica of your vagina?
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- 00:06:55,274 --> 00:06:57,776
- - That's exactly what it looks like.
- - Ew.
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- 00:06:57,909 --> 00:06:59,812
- I got completely waxed,
- though.
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- I want a clean work space
- for the doctor.
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- That is so considerate!
- I made them find it.
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- 00:07:05,617 --> 00:07:07,353
- I can't believe
- you don't want one of these.
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- 00:07:07,486 --> 00:07:10,489
- - You talking about a pussy cake?
- - No, a baby!
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- 00:07:10,622 --> 00:07:13,258
- - You know our business is our baby.
- - Hell, yeah.
- 135
- 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:14,993
- I know,
- but I just get worried
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- that you guys are gonna
- wait too long and miss out.
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- 00:07:17,763 --> 00:07:20,399
- - We got time.
- - Yeah, Janet Jackson had a baby at 50.
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- 00:07:20,532 --> 00:07:23,969
- Exactly. And you can have
- a successful career and a baby.
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- I'm doing both.
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- I'm losing my fucking mind!
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- 00:07:28,173 --> 00:07:31,009
- I had a dream last night that Ryder
- was crawling around on the floor.
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- There were
- a bunch of mousetraps,
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- and they kept taking pieces of him away
- from me until there was nothing left.
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- 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:39,685
- Oh, you got to do it!
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- 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,389
- So how is the business going?
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- 00:07:43,522 --> 00:07:46,924
- I mean, we don't have shit tons of
- money, but we're doing pretty great.
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- 00:07:47,059 --> 00:07:48,861
- Oh, really?
- Seriously?
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- 00:07:48,994 --> 00:07:50,829
- - Okay.
- - So... you're okay?
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- 00:07:50,963 --> 00:07:52,297
- Online sales
- are very strong.
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- 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:55,000
- And the store?
- Is business picking up there?
- 151
- 00:07:55,134 --> 00:07:58,504
- Well, homecoming season just started,
- so we're getting those clients.
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- 00:07:58,637 --> 00:08:01,140
- - You guys should come and check it out!
- - For sure.
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- 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:04,243
- - Oh, cute!
- - Thank you, Aunt Margot.
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- 00:08:04,376 --> 00:08:06,245
- Okay, what's next, what's next?
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- 00:08:06,378 --> 00:08:10,015
- - This one is from Mel and Mia.
- - Oh, my God.
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- 00:08:11,383 --> 00:08:14,353
- "Baby's First Makeup Kit."
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- So cute.
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- A little baby lipstick.
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- 00:08:18,257 --> 00:08:21,193
- Yeah, babies can use it.
- Makes 'em look smaller.
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- - I'm gonna steal that baby's makeup.
- - I know.
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- 00:08:24,229 --> 00:08:26,131
- Oh, my goodness,
- this is so clever.
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- 00:08:26,265 --> 00:08:27,633
- - Where'd you get this?
- - We made it.
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- 00:08:27,766 --> 00:08:30,102
- - We have our own makeup company.
- - Good for you.
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- 00:08:30,235 --> 00:08:35,107
- My youngest daughter sold her alkaline
- water company for four million dollars.
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- 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,442
- - Wha?
- - Mm-hmm.
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- 00:08:36,575 --> 00:08:38,143
- Have you had a valuation
- of your company yet?
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- 00:08:38,277 --> 00:08:40,179
- No, not yet,
- Aunt Margot.
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- 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,815
- Oh, well, don't worry.
- It comes at a cost.
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- 00:08:42,948 --> 00:08:44,650
- She's always
- been so driven.
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- 00:08:44,783 --> 00:08:48,787
- You know, she just had
- her first baby last year.
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- 00:08:48,921 --> 00:08:51,490
- Well, congratulations,
- Grandma Margot.
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- 00:08:53,725 --> 00:08:54,827
- Thank you.
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- 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:55,894
- Uh-huh.
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- 00:08:56,028 --> 00:08:57,896
- What a rude-ass woman!
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- 00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:02,067
- What does she do? She just gives her
- rich old husband hand jobs? I mean...
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- 00:09:02,201 --> 00:09:04,336
- I love when
- you get mad like this.
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- 00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:07,105
- I wish you would do this in people's faces.
- Why you don't do that?
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- 00:09:07,239 --> 00:09:10,576
- - 'Cause I got you for that.
- - This is true. I got your back.
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- 00:09:10,709 --> 00:09:13,178
- - She didn't know what she was talking about.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 180
- 00:09:13,312 --> 00:09:15,080
- "My daughter
- with the uranium..."
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- 00:09:15,214 --> 00:09:17,249
- - You mean alkaline.
- - Wasn't it uranium?
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- 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,451
- No, she said alkaline.
- Alkaline water.
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- 00:09:19,585 --> 00:09:21,955
- Trying to get people's
- pH balance right.
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- 00:09:22,087 --> 00:09:23,522
- - I can't believe her.
- - Mm-hmm.
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- 00:09:23,655 --> 00:09:27,326
- Let's keep it one hundred. Her daughter a ho.
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- 00:09:27,459 --> 00:09:30,462
- Let's just keep it one hundred.
- You know who she look like?
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- 00:09:30,596 --> 00:09:33,899
- She look like
- a messed-up Betty White.
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- 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,235
- You know who she really looked like?
- George Washington.
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- 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:39,939
- Yes! Like she straight off
- the Quaker Oats box.
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- 00:09:42,508 --> 00:09:45,210
- I just look at her, and
- I want to start boiling water.
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- 00:09:48,814 --> 00:09:51,550
- - I got to open the window.
- - It is kinda smoky.
- 192
- 00:09:52,618 --> 00:09:55,187
- Man, I feel like eating
- some oatmeal right now!
- 193
- 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,924
- You feel me? Put some butter
- and brown sugar in it.
- 194
- 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,159
- Yeah, I got the munchies.
- 195
- 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,762
- Is that your stomach?
- 196
- 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,298
- It's Ryder.
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- 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:09,434
- - What?
- - Somebody's here. Hi!
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- 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,571
- - Mm. Let me put this out.
- - Wait, wait, wait.
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- 00:10:12,704 --> 00:10:14,172
- - Okay.
- - Wow.
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- 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,674
- Girl.
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- - He was so quiet.
- - I know.
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- 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,945
- We didn't even
- see him in there at all.
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- 00:10:19,111 --> 00:10:21,480
- - Girl, put that shit out.
- - Oh, sorry.
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- 00:10:21,813 --> 00:10:22,848
- Ow!
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- 00:10:22,982 --> 00:10:24,750
- - Damn, girl.
- - Oh, shit.
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- 00:10:24,883 --> 00:10:26,953
- Oh, my God.
- 207
- 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,521
- That baby
- look like he smoking.
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- 00:10:30,689 --> 00:10:33,559
- - Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. Hold up.
- - No.
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- 00:10:33,692 --> 00:10:35,861
- Let me get this.
- Look at that.
- 210
- 00:10:35,995 --> 00:10:38,163
- - Look at it.
- - That's terrible. We're terrible people.
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- 00:10:38,297 --> 00:10:40,465
- We're not terrible people.
- That baby sleeping good.
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- 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:43,036
- He probably gonna be a
- philosopher when he grow up.
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- 00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:51,577
- You shouldn't be sick of them.
- Just watch Ryder. He sleeps...
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- 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:55,180
- Oh, shoot. Here they come.
- We got to hide.
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- 00:10:55,314 --> 00:10:56,815
- You need to see
- a baby sleep to...
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- 00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:58,617
- Out the window,
- let's go.
- 217
- 00:10:59,851 --> 00:11:02,154
- Come on.
- Come on, come on.
- 218
- 00:11:02,921 --> 00:11:04,057
- Ah!
- 219
- 00:11:04,189 --> 00:11:05,390
- - Ah!
- - Shoot.
- 220
- 00:11:05,524 --> 00:11:06,825
- Okay.
- 221
- 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,795
- I love our friends,
- but I can't handle the judgment today.
- 222
- 00:11:09,929 --> 00:11:12,497
- I think... I can do it.
- I can jump in the pool. Let's go.
- 223
- 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:13,899
- - We can make it.
- - Hell, no!
- 224
- 00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:15,500
- Come on. Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
- 225
- 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:19,304
- - What is that... smell? Is that weed? Kim!
- - Ahh.
- 226
- 00:11:19,438 --> 00:11:22,307
- Oh, no, somebody's
- been smoking weed in here.
- 227
- 00:11:22,441 --> 00:11:25,044
- Who smokes weed in front of a baby?
- 228
- 00:11:25,177 --> 00:11:27,479
- - Kim!
- - What's going on?
- 229
- 00:11:27,613 --> 00:11:29,581
- Is somebody out here?
- 230
- 00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:33,652
- What in the literal fuck?
- 231
- 00:11:33,785 --> 00:11:34,820
- Hi.
- 232
- 00:11:34,954 --> 00:11:36,990
- Kim!
- Such a beautiful shower.
- 233
- 00:11:37,122 --> 00:11:38,958
- - What did you guys do?
- - Nothing!
- 234
- 00:11:39,092 --> 00:11:41,693
- I'm so sorry,
- but I don't think he was inhaling.
- 235
- 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,595
- - What?
- - It was just a tiny little bit.
- 236
- 00:11:43,729 --> 00:11:47,000
- He didn't...
- My baby was dead for, like, a minute?
- 237
- 00:11:47,132 --> 00:11:48,667
- No. Your baby is fine.
- Not high, nothing.
- 238
- 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,070
- You guys, why didn't you
- invite me to smoke with you?
- 239
- 00:11:51,203 --> 00:11:53,739
- You know what?
- We are not in college anymore, okay?
- 240
- 00:11:53,872 --> 00:11:57,709
- None of y'all bitches is better than
- us, okay? All y'all got issues.
- 241
- 00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,611
- You know what else we got?
- We have homes.
- 242
- 00:11:59,745 --> 00:12:01,546
- Because we have
- actual accountants.
- 243
- 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,617
- And not just using TurboTax.
- The trial disk of TurboTax!
- 244
- 00:12:05,751 --> 00:12:07,586
- You should get
- at least the full version.
- 245
- 00:12:07,719 --> 00:12:09,788
- - Mel, you are a mess.
- - You stay off of Mel.
- 246
- 00:12:09,921 --> 00:12:13,492
- Y'all need to understand, okay, this
- is my friend, and she is a good person.
- 247
- 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,594
- If it wasn't for her,
- we wouldn't even have a storefront,
- 248
- 00:12:15,727 --> 00:12:17,030
- 'cause she got
- the good credit.
- 249
- 00:12:17,162 --> 00:12:18,864
- So don't you talk shit
- about my friend!
- 250
- 00:12:18,998 --> 00:12:22,434
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- You clowns need to get your shit together!
- 251
- 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:26,973
- - Ooh. Well...
- - bitch!
- 252
- 00:12:27,106 --> 00:12:30,143
- - What are you doing?
- - Girl, I'm not messing up this good hair.
- 253
- 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:32,244
- Here you go,
- Auntie Margot!
- 254
- 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,780
- We're out of here.
- Come on, girl!
- 255
- 00:12:34,913 --> 00:12:37,249
- Whoa!
- 256
- 00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:45,257
- - That's not her real hair?
- - No, it's a cultural thing.
- 257
- 00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:50,997
- <i>♪ Flip it, smack it Smack it, ooh, yeah ♪</i>
- 258
- 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:52,965
- Mia!
- 259
- 00:12:53,099 --> 00:12:54,499
- <i>♪ You better Flip that
- flapjack Flip it ♪</i>
- 260
- 00:12:54,633 --> 00:12:56,102
- <i>♪ Flip it ♪</i>
- 261
- 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,137
- <i>♪ Smack it, smack it
- Flip it, smack it ♪</i>
- 262
- 00:12:58,270 --> 00:12:59,871
- Okay, just... too loud.
- 263
- 00:13:00,006 --> 00:13:02,774
- Oh, my God, it's so loud.
- Just 10% less.
- 264
- 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:06,045
- - It's the other half of Peanut M&Ms.
- - What?
- 265
- 00:13:06,179 --> 00:13:09,548
- 'Cause you're M and M and your
- friendship is so awesome, it's nuts!
- 266
- 00:13:09,681 --> 00:13:12,317
- No, Harry.
- That's very sweet, but, no.
- 267
- 00:13:12,451 --> 00:13:14,954
- Sorry if my booty call
- kept you up last night.
- 268
- 00:13:15,088 --> 00:13:17,355
- - No, I slept fine.
- - Oh, good.
- 269
- 00:13:17,489 --> 00:13:20,292
- I had to work off
- that extra vagina cake.
- 270
- 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,628
- Mm-hmm.
- Right on top of Harry.
- 271
- 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:27,799
- P.S. Harry's not really hairy.
- He's smooth like a CPR dummy.
- 272
- 00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:29,568
- Not really my type, but...
- 273
- 00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:32,404
- You know, he can hear you, babe.
- He's right there.
- 274
- 00:13:32,537 --> 00:13:33,973
- Oh, no. Don't worry
- about my feelings.
- 275
- 00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:36,109
- Mia and I are completely honest
- with each other.
- 276
- 00:13:36,241 --> 00:13:38,978
- This is the healthiest relationship
- I've ever had. No contract.
- 277
- 00:13:39,112 --> 00:13:42,048
- I'm so happy
- for both of you.
- 278
- 00:13:42,181 --> 00:13:46,219
- She just a little bit bitter because she
- didn't grow up with open communication.
- 279
- 00:13:46,351 --> 00:13:48,653
- No, but I had your mom.
- And she was the best.
- 280
- 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,422
- She was the coolest,
- Mia's mom.
- 281
- 00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:52,091
- - What was she like?
- - Super-duper dope.
- 282
- 00:13:52,225 --> 00:13:54,693
- Actually, she left us
- this house when she passed away.
- 283
- 00:13:54,826 --> 00:13:56,361
- - Love you, Ma!
- - Love you, too, Ma.
- 284
- 00:13:56,495 --> 00:13:57,696
- What does your mom do, Mel?
- 285
- 00:13:57,829 --> 00:14:00,398
- - Meth, mostly.
- - Yeah, she's a "cook."
- 286
- 00:14:01,234 --> 00:14:02,901
- She's been clean
- since 2000-never.
- 287
- 00:14:03,035 --> 00:14:06,005
- Her sense of humor's a little
- dark, but I love it.
- 288
- 00:14:06,139 --> 00:14:07,572
- Can I get a pancake, bro?
- 289
- 00:14:10,243 --> 00:14:11,409
- Okay, Mel.
- 290
- 00:14:11,543 --> 00:14:12,911
- Damn, looks like
- I ain't the only one
- 291
- 00:14:13,045 --> 00:14:15,248
- that got broke off
- with some dick last night.
- 292
- 00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,516
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 293
- 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,850
- Hey.
- 294
- 00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:22,654
- Actually, uh, you have to go
- because I'm going to church.
- 295
- 00:14:22,788 --> 00:14:25,924
- Oh, okay.
- Uh, can I call you?
- 296
- 00:14:26,058 --> 00:14:28,593
- No. But thank you.
- 297
- 00:14:29,228 --> 00:14:31,363
- - Bye.
- - Oh.
- 298
- 00:14:35,134 --> 00:14:36,701
- The door's just there.
- 299
- 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,303
- Okay.
- 300
- 00:14:40,806 --> 00:14:43,742
- Damn, you got some
- dumb dick last night.
- 301
- 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,844
- - Please.
- - You guys are so cool.
- 302
- 00:14:45,978 --> 00:14:49,115
- I love the idea of being your age
- someday and still living with my dudes.
- 303
- 00:14:49,248 --> 00:14:52,517
- - Huh? Ouch.
- - I don't listen to nothing he says, girl.
- 304
- 00:14:52,651 --> 00:14:54,519
- I just watch
- that velvety mouth move
- 305
- 00:14:54,653 --> 00:14:57,556
- and think about it all
- in my nooks and crannies.
- 306
- 00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:02,794
- <i>Our friends have
- homes, families, lives.</i>
- 307
- 00:15:02,929 --> 00:15:04,696
- Is it weird that
- we're still roommates?
- 308
- 00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:07,799
- Who cares if we still live together?
- We are two badass queens,
- 309
- 00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:10,435
- like those bitches who raised
- Wonder Woman. We a tribe.
- 310
- 00:15:10,569 --> 00:15:12,205
- Yeah. Right.
- We are?
- 311
- 00:15:12,337 --> 00:15:13,738
- Yes!
- 312
- 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,975
- We shouldn't feel guilty
- about putting our careers first.
- 313
- 00:15:16,108 --> 00:15:17,809
- We're just acting like men.
- 314
- 00:15:17,944 --> 00:15:21,746
- We've worked our asses off,
- we've opened our own store. We're winning.
- 315
- 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:26,152
- See, black girl, white
- girl, to show we do both.
- 316
- 00:15:26,285 --> 00:15:28,321
- Got it all together.
- 317
- 00:15:28,453 --> 00:15:30,223
- Ah, there they are!
- 318
- 00:15:30,355 --> 00:15:31,623
- Hey, ladies.
- 319
- 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:35,127
- The geniuses are back!
- 320
- 00:15:35,261 --> 00:15:36,996
- You're acting weird.
- 321
- 00:15:37,129 --> 00:15:41,334
- Oh, well, we were just showing Josh
- the new changes to the website on Wix.
- 322
- 00:15:41,466 --> 00:15:44,170
- Since he's...
- part of the industry.
- 323
- 00:15:44,303 --> 00:15:45,570
- Sorry, we're not hiring.
- 324
- 00:15:45,704 --> 00:15:47,806
- Are we all here now?
- Let's do a roll call.
- 325
- 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:49,574
- Mia? Mel?
- 326
- 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:50,809
- Great.
- 327
- 00:15:50,943 --> 00:15:53,545
- And Sydney.
- Featuring Barret.
- 328
- 00:15:53,678 --> 00:15:54,779
- And who the hell
- are you?
- 329
- 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,915
- I'm here on behalf
- of Claire Luna.
- 330
- 00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:58,917
- Oviedo Beauty
- Claire Luna?
- 331
- 00:15:59,051 --> 00:16:01,988
- Oviedo Enterprises International
- Claire Luna.
- 332
- 00:16:02,121 --> 00:16:03,289
- Of course.
- 333
- 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,456
- Claire's been monitoring
- your online sales
- 334
- 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,192
- for the last several months.
- 335
- 00:16:06,325 --> 00:16:09,996
- And this... is clever.
- 336
- 00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:14,432
- Yes. One Night Stand, our single-use
- makeup kit you can just throw in your bag.
- 337
- 00:16:14,566 --> 00:16:16,235
- - It's our best seller.
- - Claire likes this.
- 338
- 00:16:16,369 --> 00:16:19,871
- And so she'd like to sit down with
- you at her earliest convenience to
- 339
- 00:16:20,006 --> 00:16:21,539
- discuss investing
- in your company.
- 340
- 00:16:21,673 --> 00:16:24,010
- What? Are you serious?
- 341
- 00:16:25,644 --> 00:16:27,913
- Obviously,
- Claire has excellent taste.
- 342
- 00:16:28,047 --> 00:16:31,984
- But we started this business so that
- we didn't have to answer to anyone.
- 343
- 00:16:32,118 --> 00:16:33,352
- Thank you for stopping by.
- 344
- 00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:36,788
- And you are the cleanest man
- I've ever seen.
- 345
- 00:16:36,922 --> 00:16:39,758
- - You should hit that, B.
- - Please.
- 346
- 00:16:41,193 --> 00:16:42,560
- She's too much.
- 347
- 00:16:42,694 --> 00:16:44,964
- Give me a second, I'll be right back.
- Don't leave.
- 348
- 00:16:50,602 --> 00:16:53,672
- You really do smell
- fresh and clean.
- 349
- 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:57,642
- You know, like a thermometer
- before it goes in your butt.
- 350
- 00:16:57,776 --> 00:16:59,378
- You don't even want to meet her?
- 351
- 00:16:59,544 --> 00:17:01,813
- No. We said
- we'd never sell out.
- 352
- 00:17:01,948 --> 00:17:04,883
- I know every time I talk about
- financials, your eyes glaze over...
- 353
- 00:17:05,017 --> 00:17:08,820
- Nope, I have chronic glazy eye.
- That's from the weed. We know this.
- 354
- 00:17:08,955 --> 00:17:12,258
- Right, well, I haven't figured
- out a way to tell you this:
- 355
- 00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:16,395
- We've never really recovered
- since we opened the store.
- 356
- 00:17:16,528 --> 00:17:18,563
- Stop it. You're being
- overly dramatic.
- 357
- 00:17:18,697 --> 00:17:22,734
- Mia, if we keep going like this,
- we're gonna have to close in six months.
- 358
- 00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,645
- What the hell?
- Y'all got birds in here?
- 359
- 00:17:33,778 --> 00:17:36,983
- Don't mind the drones, they're a
- gift from an admirer of Claire's.
- 360
- 00:17:37,116 --> 00:17:39,651
- I'm not supposed to
- tell anyone who it is.
- 361
- 00:17:39,784 --> 00:17:41,253
- Jack Dorsey.
- Of Twitter.
- 362
- 00:17:41,387 --> 00:17:43,555
- Ooh. It's still like
- you didn't tell anyone,
- 363
- 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,557
- 'cause I don't know
- who the hell that is.
- 364
- 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,428
- We shouldn't be here.
- 365
- 00:17:49,561 --> 00:17:51,696
- You want to just
- let our store close?
- 366
- 00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:53,698
- Is it really that bad?
- 367
- 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,534
- You know what,
- don't tell me.
- 368
- 00:17:56,668 --> 00:17:58,204
- Okay, I won't tell you.
- 369
- 00:18:00,406 --> 00:18:03,009
- Okay, tell me. I can handle it.
- Come on. Bring it.
- 370
- 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,246
- We're $493,000 in debt.
- 371
- 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:08,646
- What the fuck?
- 372
- 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:11,649
- I'm sorry. I know I've let us down.
- I'm sorry.
- 373
- 00:18:11,783 --> 00:18:15,221
- It's hard for me to tell you these things.
- 374
- 00:18:15,354 --> 00:18:18,257
- Stop it.
- We'll figure this out.
- 375
- 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,227
- Together. Okay?
- 376
- 00:18:24,863 --> 00:18:27,199
- - Aah!
- - What are you doing? What did you do?
- 377
- 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,534
- He attacked me first!
- Why are you taking his side?
- 378
- 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:32,972
- We're gonna get in trouble.
- Why did you do it? She's looking at us!
- 379
- 00:18:33,105 --> 00:18:34,906
- - Put that in your purse.
- - What?
- 380
- 00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:38,010
- Put it in your purse. You a white woman.
- You will not go to jail.
- 381
- 00:18:38,144 --> 00:18:39,811
- - Two different laws.
- - Put it in.
- 382
- 00:18:39,945 --> 00:18:41,780
- You got that white privilege.
- You won't get no jail time.
- 383
- 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,848
- Just leave it like that.
- 384
- 00:18:43,983 --> 00:18:46,285
- - Should I come back another time?
- - No, no, no.
- 385
- 00:18:46,419 --> 00:18:50,622
- I was just having a little stretch.
- I'm so sorry, I have a tight calf.
- 386
- 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,526
- I ran a marathon
- this morning.
- 387
- 00:18:53,658 --> 00:18:55,127
- Smooth.
- 388
- 00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:16,581
- Claire will be with you
- when she wants to be.
- 389
- 00:19:19,385 --> 00:19:22,354
- Oh, my God,
- she has a Wegner Swivel Chair.
- 390
- 00:19:22,488 --> 00:19:24,457
- That's a $10,000 chair.
- 391
- 00:19:24,589 --> 00:19:26,492
- - That is so stupid.
- - $10,000.
- 392
- 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:27,692
- It's stupid!
- 393
- 00:19:27,826 --> 00:19:31,530
- Hello,
- you fabulous women.
- 394
- 00:19:31,663 --> 00:19:34,766
- Mel Paige
- and Mia Carter.
- 395
- 00:19:34,899 --> 00:19:38,003
- Two-time "Atlanta
- Small Businesswomen to Watch."
- 396
- 00:19:38,137 --> 00:19:41,840
- $21,000 in online sales
- last month.
- 397
- 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:46,045
- Best friends
- for 22 years!
- 398
- 00:19:46,178 --> 00:19:47,846
- Impressive.
- 399
- 00:19:49,381 --> 00:19:51,417
- I'm Clara Luna...
- 400
- 00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:54,186
- which means
- "Clear Brilliant Moon."
- 401
- 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:58,958
- The literal translation is "Clear
- Moon." The "Brilliant" is implied.
- 402
- 00:19:59,091 --> 00:20:00,960
- But you can just call me Claire.
- 403
- 00:20:01,093 --> 00:20:02,995
- It's such an honor
- to meet you.
- 404
- 00:20:03,129 --> 00:20:05,397
- The honor
- is always all mine.
- 405
- 00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:07,699
- I am so proud I found you.
- 406
- 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,069
- You didn't find anything.
- We've been here.
- 407
- 00:20:10,569 --> 00:20:12,037
- Ooh, Mia!
- 408
- 00:20:12,538 --> 00:20:14,306
- You're spicy.
- 409
- 00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:17,109
- I like it.
- 410
- 00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,046
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- 411
- 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:24,649
- My phone is... buzzing.
- I apologize.
- 412
- 00:20:25,584 --> 00:20:26,718
- That was...
- 413
- 00:20:32,891 --> 00:20:35,194
- It's very loud.
- I'm sorry.
- 414
- 00:20:37,163 --> 00:20:38,397
- Ow! Ooh!
- 415
- 00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:40,032
- That's weird.
- 416
- 00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:43,235
- See, what happened was
- it was flying and it hit...
- 417
- 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,674
- Was that hot?
- 418
- 00:20:50,176 --> 00:20:51,843
- - Sure.
- - Yes!
- 419
- 00:20:52,578 --> 00:20:53,878
- Are you a golfer?
- 420
- 00:20:54,013 --> 00:20:55,780
- Oh, no. It's just something
- to fiddle with.
- 421
- 00:20:55,914 --> 00:20:59,051
- Some people do it with toothpicks,
- the kids with their boogers...
- 422
- 00:20:59,185 --> 00:21:01,853
- - Some grown-ups with the boogers, too.
- - Shh.
- 423
- 00:21:01,987 --> 00:21:03,522
- You two belong here.
- 424
- 00:21:03,656 --> 00:21:07,326
- I want to send women
- on the same incredible journey.
- 425
- 00:21:07,459 --> 00:21:10,596
- Look, Claire,
- our brand has value to us.
- 426
- 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,765
- We want women to realize
- that they're already beautiful,
- 427
- 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,235
- not that they have to
- paint it on or cover it up.
- 428
- 00:21:16,368 --> 00:21:19,572
- We want them to shine
- from the inside out.
- 429
- 00:21:19,704 --> 00:21:21,340
- Understand?
- 430
- 00:21:21,473 --> 00:21:23,042
- More than you think.
- 431
- 00:21:24,343 --> 00:21:26,412
- You think I don't understand
- where you're coming from.
- 432
- 00:21:26,545 --> 00:21:29,114
- But I understand more than
- you understand I understand.
- 433
- 00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:32,484
- Mel, like you,
- I come from broke beginnings.
- 434
- 00:21:32,618 --> 00:21:36,854
- And, Mia, like you,
- I have a passion for mixing color.
- 435
- 00:21:36,989 --> 00:21:40,960
- We both started our own
- business all on our own.
- 436
- 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:44,762
- And I have a mole on my
- face, just like you do.
- 437
- 00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:47,166
- I want you to feel
- the bliss
- 438
- 00:21:47,299 --> 00:21:50,970
- of looking at your products
- displayed in a high-end store.
- 439
- 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:56,242
- I want to see your reaction when you
- are looking at your bank account...
- 440
- 00:21:57,009 --> 00:21:59,078
- and you realize
- you're millionaires.
- 441
- 00:21:59,211 --> 00:22:02,281
- Man, I would shit right in
- the middle of the Wells Fargo.
- 442
- 00:22:02,681 --> 00:22:03,915
- Oh.
- 443
- 00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:05,883
- Okay.
- 444
- 00:22:06,552 --> 00:22:08,220
- I wouldn't do that.
- 445
- 00:22:08,354 --> 00:22:09,754
- Well, get ready.
- 446
- 00:22:09,887 --> 00:22:13,891
- I'm going to pay for your debt
- completely for 51% of your company.
- 447
- 00:22:14,026 --> 00:22:18,896
- And I want to introduce
- the Mia & Mel line for Oviedo
- 448
- 00:22:19,031 --> 00:22:21,100
- at my upcoming launch party.
- 449
- 00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:23,068
- And if that goes well,
- 450
- 00:22:23,202 --> 00:22:29,174
- I am going to invest an
- additional $1.7 million on you.
- 451
- 00:22:30,209 --> 00:22:33,145
- You're literally
- saving our lives. I...
- 452
- 00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:35,314
- Can I give you a hug,
- please?
- 453
- 00:22:35,447 --> 00:22:37,716
- Nope, no hugs.
- We're not taking that offer.
- 454
- 00:22:37,849 --> 00:22:41,320
- She is gonna control our company.
- And that's not what we're about.
- 455
- 00:22:41,453 --> 00:22:45,491
- Okay, if you could just excuse us for...
- <i>uno momento.</i>
- 456
- 00:22:45,624 --> 00:22:48,527
- - Please. Do you trust me?
- - I don't trust this bitch.
- 457
- 00:22:48,661 --> 00:22:50,129
- We don't have
- the choice.
- 458
- 00:22:50,262 --> 00:22:53,766
- I know a lace front when I see it.
- That is not her hair.
- 459
- 00:22:53,898 --> 00:22:57,636
- - Please, Mia, trust me.
- - No, no, no.
- 460
- 00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,271
- We can't do it!
- 461
- 00:23:02,374 --> 00:23:04,176
- My best friend and I
- discussed it.
- 462
- 00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:07,313
- The answer is...
- hell no.
- 463
- 00:23:09,682 --> 00:23:11,183
- Okay.
- 464
- 00:23:12,785 --> 00:23:15,721
- I'm gonna do something
- I've never done,
- 465
- 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,389
- but I think you two
- are worth it.
- 466
- 00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:22,461
- I will take only 49%,
- and you maintain controlling interest.
- 467
- 00:23:22,594 --> 00:23:23,629
- Happy?
- 468
- 00:23:24,163 --> 00:23:26,031
- I still don't like that.
- 469
- 00:23:26,165 --> 00:23:29,668
- If you could please just give us a little
- time to think it over and talk about it?
- 470
- 00:23:29,802 --> 00:23:32,837
- Okay.
- It's a big decision.
- 471
- 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:35,274
- Don't rush it.
- 472
- 00:23:35,407 --> 00:23:37,710
- She'll need an answer
- by tomorrow.
- 473
- 00:23:44,817 --> 00:23:46,318
- So...
- 474
- 00:23:46,452 --> 00:23:49,021
- I don't want to talk about any
- more of this Claire Luna stuff.
- 475
- 00:23:49,154 --> 00:23:50,855
- Let's not
- talk about it then.
- 476
- 00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:56,662
- Hold it, Baby Driver!
- Where the hell we going?
- 477
- 00:23:56,795 --> 00:23:59,331
- That was intense.
- We need a drink.
- 478
- 00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:03,335
- It's karaoke night.
- 479
- 00:24:18,384 --> 00:24:20,719
- Why did you give them
- 51% stake in the company?
- 480
- 00:24:20,853 --> 00:24:22,187
- Strategy, Josh.
- 481
- 00:24:22,321 --> 00:24:25,090
- And I'm gonna get everything
- I want from those girls.
- 482
- 00:24:26,024 --> 00:24:29,094
- 'Cause no one stays besties
- once money comes in.
- 483
- 00:24:29,661 --> 00:24:31,697
- Money changes everything.
- 484
- 00:24:32,431 --> 00:24:35,334
- And if it doesn't...
- I will.
- 485
- 00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:36,702
- You're a bitch.
- 486
- 00:24:36,835 --> 00:24:38,637
- - Thank you.
- - You're welcome.
- 487
- 00:24:39,904 --> 00:24:42,875
- All right, two Peach
- Cîrocs for my two roadside peaches.
- 488
- 00:24:43,008 --> 00:24:44,843
- - Oh, thanks.
- - Cheers, guys.
- 489
- 00:24:44,977 --> 00:24:46,478
- Cheers.
- 490
- 00:24:49,815 --> 00:24:53,318
- Mia, it's like we've sacrificed our
- whole lives for a chance like this.
- 491
- 00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:55,320
- So this is you not
- talking about Claire Luna.
- 492
- 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:58,190
- This is me talking about a
- once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
- 493
- 00:24:58,791 --> 00:24:59,924
- Our next two ladies.
- 494
- 00:25:00,058 --> 00:25:02,828
- Please welcome Mia and Mel!
- 495
- 00:25:04,930 --> 00:25:07,766
- - Are you serious?
- - We haven't done this one for a while.
- 496
- 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:09,101
- Girl!
- 497
- 00:25:12,871 --> 00:25:14,573
- Come on, Mia, sing!
- 498
- 00:25:14,706 --> 00:25:16,508
- Come on, girl!
- 499
- 00:25:16,642 --> 00:25:18,911
- <i>♪ Love lift us up
- Where we belong ♪</i>
- 500
- 00:25:19,044 --> 00:25:21,547
- Girl, I know
- what you're trying to do.
- 501
- 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,149
- We have worked our asses off
- to get here!
- 502
- 00:25:24,283 --> 00:25:26,018
- <i>♪ Where the eagles cry ♪</i>
- 503
- 00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:28,821
- <i>♪ On a mountain high ♪</i>
- 504
- 00:25:28,954 --> 00:25:34,059
- - What if we lose our freedom?
- - <i>♪ Claire will lift us up Where we belong ♪</i>
- 505
- 00:25:34,193 --> 00:25:36,161
- Don't stand there
- and karaoke me.
- 506
- 00:25:36,295 --> 00:25:39,531
- <i>♪ Far from the world we know ♪</i>
- 507
- 00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:42,401
- <i>♪ Where the clear winds blow ♪</i>
- 508
- 00:25:42,534 --> 00:25:44,002
- You know you tripping,
- right?
- 509
- 00:25:44,136 --> 00:25:46,104
- We've dreamed of this
- since we were teenagers.
- 510
- 00:25:46,238 --> 00:25:47,941
- No, you've dreamed of this
- since we were teenagers.
- 511
- 00:25:48,073 --> 00:25:49,641
- I just wanted to be a boss.
- 512
- 00:25:49,775 --> 00:25:54,112
- You saved my life when you took me in.
- Now let me pay you back.
- 513
- 00:25:55,747 --> 00:25:56,950
- You know what?
- 514
- 00:25:57,082 --> 00:25:58,650
- Okay, fuck it.
- Let's do it.
- 515
- 00:25:58,784 --> 00:26:02,087
- Let's do it. Long as you stop singing.
- Let's blow the fuck up!
- 516
- 00:26:02,221 --> 00:26:04,289
- - Whoo! Yeah!
- - Let's blow this makeup up!
- 517
- 00:26:10,095 --> 00:26:11,730
- Hello, ladies.
- 518
- 00:26:11,864 --> 00:26:15,100
- Do you know Greg and Ron from Get Some?
- Greg and Ron, these are...
- 519
- 00:26:15,234 --> 00:26:18,270
- Mia and Mel from Mia & Mel.
- No introduction needed.
- 520
- 00:26:18,403 --> 00:26:20,906
- We follow you on Insta,
- and you are such an inspa...
- 521
- 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:22,107
- ...ration.
- 522
- 00:26:22,241 --> 00:26:24,710
- And you are in cosmetics
- as well?
- 523
- 00:26:24,843 --> 00:26:27,045
- - Yeah.
- - Weird, right? Two straight dudes?
- 524
- 00:26:27,179 --> 00:26:28,580
- We thought you were gay
- immediately.
- 525
- 00:26:28,714 --> 00:26:30,516
- - Thank you, thank you.
- - Thank you so much.
- 526
- 00:26:30,649 --> 00:26:33,519
- We feel the beauty industry needed
- fresh eyes on women's makeup.
- 527
- 00:26:33,652 --> 00:26:35,921
- - Shatter some myths.
- - Let's just be real, right?
- 528
- 00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:38,757
- Who are women trying to make
- themselves look beautiful for?
- 529
- 00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:39,791
- - Themselves.
- - Each other.
- 530
- 00:26:39,926 --> 00:26:40,994
- Men.
- 531
- 00:26:41,126 --> 00:26:42,227
- - Mmm.
- - It might not sound woke,
- 532
- 00:26:42,361 --> 00:26:43,930
- but we're just trying
- to be authentic.
- 533
- 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:46,698
- Modern women admit...
- they want sex, and they want to look hot.
- 534
- 00:26:46,832 --> 00:26:50,003
- That's why our slogan
- is simple and to the point:
- 535
- 00:26:50,135 --> 00:26:52,304
- - "Get some. Look hot."
- - Look hot.
- 536
- 00:26:52,437 --> 00:26:55,173
- That is simple.
- 537
- 00:26:55,307 --> 00:26:57,543
- Thank you very much, guys.
- You know your way out.
- 538
- 00:26:57,676 --> 00:27:01,179
- - Ladies. Claire, thanks. Love you.
- - Come on in, ladies.
- 539
- 00:27:02,514 --> 00:27:06,218
- Those guys are knuckleheads,
- but they are very ambitious.
- 540
- 00:27:06,351 --> 00:27:09,655
- I'm thinking of buying their
- company, too. We'll see.
- 541
- 00:27:09,788 --> 00:27:11,958
- Okay, ladies,
- just one more provision.
- 542
- 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:16,461
- This is gonna be a really intense process.
- And, in my experience,
- 543
- 00:27:16,595 --> 00:27:19,197
- business and friendship
- don't always mix.
- 544
- 00:27:19,331 --> 00:27:21,266
- I guess what
- I'm trying to say is
- 545
- 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,070
- if your partnership gets into any
- kind of trouble during this process...
- 546
- 00:27:25,203 --> 00:27:27,539
- if one of you
- quits the company,
- 547
- 00:27:27,673 --> 00:27:31,176
- I will take 51%
- controlling interest.
- 548
- 00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:33,679
- That's never gonna happen. We've been
- best friends since middle school,
- 549
- 00:27:33,812 --> 00:27:35,714
- and our friendship
- makes our business better.
- 550
- 00:27:35,847 --> 00:27:37,449
- Yep,
- we rock solid.
- 551
- 00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,484
- So you don't have to worry
- your pretty little head.
- 552
- 00:27:39,618 --> 00:27:43,221
- My head is not little.
- It's just that my breasts are humongous.
- 553
- 00:27:45,457 --> 00:27:47,626
- That's just
- what I was thinking.
- 554
- 00:27:55,534 --> 00:27:57,169
- OMG!
- 555
- 00:28:14,219 --> 00:28:15,787
- Congratulations.
- 556
- 00:28:17,356 --> 00:28:18,290
- Now we celebrate.
- 557
- 00:28:44,383 --> 00:28:46,151
- Come on, Mia.
- 558
- 00:28:54,393 --> 00:28:58,064
- Please stop. Okay. We celebrated.
- 559
- 00:28:58,196 --> 00:28:59,932
- The launch party
- is in six weeks.
- 560
- 00:29:00,066 --> 00:29:03,402
- I need you to come back with a
- presentation for what your company brand
- 561
- 00:29:03,535 --> 00:29:06,738
- will be under
- my banner... <i>mañana.</i>
- 562
- 00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:09,108
- Of course. No problemo.
- 563
- 00:29:09,241 --> 00:29:11,243
- We got this. Thank you.
- 564
- 00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:17,083
- Well, well, well. Is this what
- those Claire Luna coins gets us?
- 565
- 00:29:17,215 --> 00:29:19,851
- You didn't have to get us such fancy
- gifts, but I love it.
- 566
- 00:29:19,986 --> 00:29:22,688
- We wanted to.
- This is a big moment for all of us.
- 567
- 00:29:22,821 --> 00:29:24,656
- We wouldn't be here
- without you guys.
- 568
- 00:29:24,790 --> 00:29:27,060
- Gucci, Gucci, goo!
- 569
- 00:29:27,192 --> 00:29:28,961
- Gorgeous.
- 570
- 00:29:29,327 --> 00:29:31,196
- Okay. So,
- 571
- 00:29:31,329 --> 00:29:33,765
- how are we gonna rebrand
- for Claire?
- 572
- 00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,333
- What is our story?
- 573
- 00:29:35,467 --> 00:29:37,970
- I'm a divorced pet lover.
- Use mine.
- 574
- 00:29:38,104 --> 00:29:41,239
- Sydney. Love you.
- Love your story.
- 575
- 00:29:41,373 --> 00:29:45,544
- But I think we should just stick with
- our own story, you know? Keep it real.
- 576
- 00:29:45,677 --> 00:29:47,546
- We can't go back to Claire
- and tell her
- 577
- 00:29:47,679 --> 00:29:50,482
- what we've come up with is we're just...
- keeping it real.
- 578
- 00:29:50,615 --> 00:29:52,751
- We need to try something new.
- Let's zhuzh it up a bit.
- 579
- 00:29:52,884 --> 00:29:55,687
- - Did you just say "zhuzh"?
- - We got to zhuzh it up!
- 580
- 00:29:55,821 --> 00:29:58,490
- - Zh-zh-zhuzh?
- - Don't be so zhuzh-mental.
- 581
- 00:29:58,623 --> 00:30:00,059
- Zhh!
- 582
- 00:30:00,193 --> 00:30:01,259
- Let's focus up!
- 583
- 00:30:01,393 --> 00:30:04,896
- Zhh. Zh.
- 584
- 00:30:05,031 --> 00:30:09,768
- What is the intersection between
- what Claire wants and what we do?
- 585
- 00:30:14,974 --> 00:30:17,576
- - Come on, girl.
- - We need you, Mia.
- 586
- 00:30:17,709 --> 00:30:19,178
- You know
- you the idea woman.
- 587
- 00:30:19,311 --> 00:30:23,815
- Look, good ideas do not come
- to me if they are forced.
- 588
- 00:30:23,950 --> 00:30:25,650
- I have a process.
- 589
- 00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:28,820
- - Let's go out.
- - Please. Girl, what?
- 590
- 00:30:28,955 --> 00:30:30,856
- Harry's throwing a
- last-minute birthday party.
- 591
- 00:30:30,990 --> 00:30:33,625
- We could swing by there,
- have one drink,
- 592
- 00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:35,494
- and then I can give him
- his birthday present.
- 593
- 00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:40,166
- We've got a presentation tomorrow.
- This is seriously important homework.
- 594
- 00:30:40,298 --> 00:30:41,867
- There'll be
- young girls there.
- 595
- 00:30:42,001 --> 00:30:44,903
- We could ask them some questions,
- maybe come up with some ideas.
- 596
- 00:30:57,382 --> 00:31:00,519
- How about day-to-night
- opalescent powder
- 597
- 00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:02,854
- called "Sparkly Face"?
- 598
- 00:31:02,989 --> 00:31:05,258
- How about I got to
- give Harry his birthday gift,
- 599
- 00:31:05,390 --> 00:31:08,460
- so you ask some of these other people
- what they do with their makeup.
- 600
- 00:31:08,593 --> 00:31:10,862
- - I'll be right back.
- - Mia, I can't...
- 601
- 00:31:10,997 --> 00:31:12,731
- We don't have time!
- 602
- 00:31:12,864 --> 00:31:14,800
- Happy birthday.
- 603
- 00:31:18,037 --> 00:31:21,540
- Come on, we got to make this fast,
- 'cause Mel and I got work to do.
- 604
- 00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:24,309
- I'm so excited for you guys.
- I've been smiling all day.
- 605
- 00:31:24,442 --> 00:31:26,545
- You always smile all day.
- Now, come on.
- 606
- 00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:29,548
- - This is crazy, this is cra...
- - No conversation!
- 607
- 00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:33,485
- You young people always trying
- to narrate your whole damn life!
- 608
- 00:31:33,618 --> 00:31:36,588
- It's like having sex with
- somebody on Instagram Live.
- 609
- 00:31:50,468 --> 00:31:52,537
- - Hey.
- - Hey!
- 610
- 00:31:52,671 --> 00:31:54,307
- You girls are so cute.
- 611
- 00:31:57,276 --> 00:31:58,643
- Tell me about your makeup.
- 612
- 00:31:58,777 --> 00:32:01,280
- Actually don't wear any.
- Just sunscreen and lip plump.
- 613
- 00:32:01,446 --> 00:32:04,883
- Get out! I think
- I see some shadow there.
- 614
- 00:32:05,017 --> 00:32:07,853
- - Are you Melissa's mom?
- - Fuck off! Are you?
- 615
- 00:32:10,189 --> 00:32:11,356
- What about you,
- Ginger?
- 616
- 00:32:11,489 --> 00:32:13,292
- All my makeup
- is semi-permanent.
- 617
- 00:32:13,425 --> 00:32:15,894
- Ouch.
- Thanks for nothing!
- 618
- 00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:23,902
- I can't believe you left me
- to go and look for that guy!
- 619
- 00:32:24,036 --> 00:32:26,705
- I know. I'm the worst.
- He was so much shorter up close.
- 620
- 00:32:26,838 --> 00:32:28,307
- He was short from far away.
- 621
- 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,209
- Hey, girl.
- Where have you been?
- 622
- 00:32:30,343 --> 00:32:34,646
- Sorry it took me so long, but I was
- destroying Harry for all future women.
- 623
- 00:32:34,779 --> 00:32:38,050
- - Is that dip?
- - No, it's ranch dressing.
- 624
- 00:32:38,184 --> 00:32:40,052
- - Bagel chips!
- - Hero!
- 625
- 00:32:40,186 --> 00:32:42,255
- I am so glad I found you.
- 626
- 00:32:46,791 --> 00:32:49,962
- It's weird how scary
- the whole world can be.
- 627
- 00:32:50,096 --> 00:32:54,566
- And then your person shows up,
- and you're like, "I'm good."
- 628
- 00:32:57,502 --> 00:33:02,807
- And how, like, our eyes are just
- wet security cameras in our head...
- 629
- 00:33:03,675 --> 00:33:06,145
- gathering just data.
- 630
- 00:33:10,383 --> 00:33:12,851
- - I think I smoked too much.
- - Yeah.
- 631
- 00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:18,090
- Thank God I'm not alone.
- I'm really glad you're here.
- 632
- 00:33:18,224 --> 00:33:19,791
- Always.
- 633
- 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:25,097
- You're my ride or die.
- I'm always here for you.
- 634
- 00:33:25,998 --> 00:33:27,632
- Like you for me.
- 635
- 00:33:29,936 --> 00:33:32,038
- Remember
- when my mom passed?
- 636
- 00:33:32,171 --> 00:33:34,906
- I wouldn't have made it through
- that funeral without you.
- 637
- 00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:39,045
- Everyone coming up to me,
- "If there's anything I can do for you..."
- 638
- 00:33:39,178 --> 00:33:42,847
- And they'd walk away before they
- find out if I needed anything.
- 639
- 00:33:44,016 --> 00:33:48,853
- And then here you come,
- with them four Filet-O-Fish sandwiches.
- 640
- 00:33:48,988 --> 00:33:50,289
- With pickles.
- 641
- 00:33:50,423 --> 00:33:51,890
- Them salty-ass french fries.
- 642
- 00:33:52,024 --> 00:33:55,161
- And the chocolate shakes spiked
- with the Captain Morgan's.
- 643
- 00:33:59,031 --> 00:34:01,466
- That was exactly
- what I needed.
- 644
- 00:34:03,902 --> 00:34:06,205
- We so lucky
- we got each other.
- 645
- 00:34:11,609 --> 00:34:13,912
- We should get
- some french fries.
- 646
- 00:34:16,648 --> 00:34:18,384
- - I got it.
- - What?
- 647
- 00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:19,651
- I know what we can do.
- 648
- 00:34:19,784 --> 00:34:21,853
- And Claire Luna's
- gonna love it.
- 649
- 00:34:21,988 --> 00:34:23,888
- But first,
- let's get them french fries.
- 650
- 00:34:24,023 --> 00:34:26,459
- Hey. My name is Mia.
- What's yours?
- 651
- 00:34:26,591 --> 00:34:28,027
- - Ellie.
- - Jess.
- 652
- 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,963
- Tell me,
- what do you guys love about each other?
- 653
- 00:34:33,698 --> 00:34:35,101
- - This one?
- - Yeah.
- 654
- 00:34:35,234 --> 00:34:38,170
- - Or no, this one.
- - Tap. Just make it go.
- 655
- 00:34:38,304 --> 00:34:40,705
- - <i>Where did you meet?</i>
- - <i>It was actually a Halloween party.</i>
- 656
- 00:34:40,839 --> 00:34:42,008
- <i>Oh, what were you dressed as?</i>
- 657
- 00:34:42,141 --> 00:34:45,077
- <i>Destiny's Child,
- but there was five of us.</i>
- 658
- 00:34:48,014 --> 00:34:50,016
- We want our products
- to make you feel like
- 659
- 00:34:50,149 --> 00:34:52,617
- you just found
- your person in the crowd.
- 660
- 00:34:52,751 --> 00:34:54,186
- Happy and safe.
- 661
- 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,920
- No matter how
- much you see your flaws,
- 662
- 00:34:56,055 --> 00:34:58,491
- your person is always standing
- there, reminding you:
- 663
- 00:34:58,623 --> 00:35:00,092
- you are beautiful.
- 664
- 00:35:00,226 --> 00:35:02,527
- We want to create a line that,
- instead of hiding your flaws,
- 665
- 00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:04,330
- boosts
- your best parts.
- 666
- 00:35:04,463 --> 00:35:06,564
- We call it "Proud."
- 667
- 00:35:18,676 --> 00:35:19,911
- "Proud Mary"?
- 668
- 00:35:20,046 --> 00:35:21,846
- My grandma used to
- play it all the time.
- 669
- 00:35:21,981 --> 00:35:25,484
- She said, "That's the voice of a woman
- that's ready to turn up the great."
- 670
- 00:35:25,617 --> 00:35:27,153
- We want it
- to be our anthem.
- 671
- 00:35:27,286 --> 00:35:30,722
- <i>Her eyebrows always look perfect.
- Look at 'em!</i>
- 672
- 00:35:30,855 --> 00:35:35,027
- <i>I love her skin because it's flawless.
- Like, my best friend has no flaws.</i>
- 673
- 00:35:35,161 --> 00:35:37,129
- <i>And she has dimples,
- they're so cute.</i>
- 674
- 00:35:37,263 --> 00:35:39,532
- <i>She has natural eyebrows,
- she doesn't have to fill 'em in.</i>
- 675
- 00:35:41,534 --> 00:35:44,537
- How could you turn off "Proud Mary"
- before the fast part? Who does that?
- 676
- 00:35:44,669 --> 00:35:49,041
- This is the opposite direction
- to what you should be heading.
- 677
- 00:35:49,175 --> 00:35:50,476
- This is all wrong!
- 678
- 00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:53,645
- Too sentimental.
- Mushy. It's cheesy.
- 679
- 00:35:53,778 --> 00:35:56,315
- Sappish. Cornish.
- 680
- 00:35:56,449 --> 00:35:57,782
- Not sexy at all.
- 681
- 00:35:57,916 --> 00:36:00,986
- Sorry, I think Mia
- was just thinking...
- 682
- 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:06,258
- I'm sorry... We were just thinking
- that the best kind of relationships
- 683
- 00:36:06,392 --> 00:36:09,195
- and the best kind of makeup
- make you feel beautiful.
- 684
- 00:36:09,328 --> 00:36:12,998
- Then stitch that on a pillow,
- honey, and sell it on Etsy.
- 685
- 00:36:13,132 --> 00:36:17,336
- I am asking you
- to push yourselves to the edge.
- 686
- 00:36:17,470 --> 00:36:19,405
- I want you to be fierce!
- 687
- 00:36:19,538 --> 00:36:21,474
- How far are you willing to go?
- 688
- 00:36:21,606 --> 00:36:23,242
- Far!
- We can go far.
- 689
- 00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:25,610
- I know we're fierce.
- We're totally fierce!
- 690
- 00:36:25,743 --> 00:36:26,946
- - Down to go places.
- - That's why we're friends.
- 691
- 00:36:27,079 --> 00:36:28,847
- We're gonna push you
- to the edge.
- 692
- 00:36:28,981 --> 00:36:32,151
- So afraid you gonna fall off.
- But you're not.
- 693
- 00:36:32,284 --> 00:36:34,553
- - You're not.
- - You're not. You're gonna fall into beauty.
- 694
- 00:36:34,686 --> 00:36:36,688
- - And be beautiful.
- - And you're gonna push it!
- 695
- 00:36:36,821 --> 00:36:38,524
- - And, like, fierce beauty.
- - Yeah.
- 696
- 00:36:40,859 --> 00:36:42,595
- Are we selling animal cookies?
- 697
- 00:36:42,727 --> 00:36:46,999
- I need you to be fierce yourself so
- that you can inspire the ugly people
- 698
- 00:36:47,133 --> 00:36:50,869
- to buy themselves
- into gorgeousness!
- 699
- 00:36:51,003 --> 00:36:52,904
- Listen to the word:
- 700
- 00:36:53,038 --> 00:36:54,507
- Fierst.
- 701
- 00:36:54,639 --> 00:36:56,609
- Fierst.
- 702
- 00:36:56,741 --> 00:36:58,577
- What is it saying to you?
- 703
- 00:36:58,710 --> 00:37:01,779
- I hear "fear" then "erst."
- 704
- 00:37:02,348 --> 00:37:03,415
- I hear that, too.
- 705
- 00:37:03,549 --> 00:37:05,551
- Fierst.
- 706
- 00:37:05,683 --> 00:37:07,052
- - Fierst.
- - Fierst.
- 707
- 00:37:07,186 --> 00:37:07,886
- Fierst.
- 708
- 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:09,821
- Now whisper it.
- 709
- 00:37:09,955 --> 00:37:11,457
- Feel it inside you.
- 710
- 00:37:11,590 --> 00:37:14,160
- Fierst. Fierst.
- 711
- 00:37:18,663 --> 00:37:22,434
- Jarring. Unexpected.
- Exhilarating.
- 712
- 00:37:23,335 --> 00:37:24,669
- That's fierst.
- 713
- 00:37:24,802 --> 00:37:26,838
- Can you be fierst?
- 714
- 00:37:27,606 --> 00:37:29,642
- - Uh-huh.
- - Yes, we can certainly try.
- 715
- 00:37:29,774 --> 00:37:31,443
- Get the car and my purse!
- 716
- 00:37:35,147 --> 00:37:37,849
- Okay, girls,
- this is what you do well.
- 717
- 00:37:37,983 --> 00:37:40,986
- The rest of it... no.
- 718
- 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,088
- But you've only chosen
- lipstick and foundation.
- 719
- 00:37:43,222 --> 00:37:45,558
- Yeah, and you said
- you loved our One Night Stand.
- 720
- 00:37:45,690 --> 00:37:50,162
- That's because it was a fabulous
- idea when it came out years ago.
- 721
- 00:37:50,296 --> 00:37:52,797
- Now it's boring.
- You need to evolve.
- 722
- 00:37:52,932 --> 00:37:55,968
- - That's what I've been saying.
- - Exactly. She gets it.
- 723
- 00:37:56,101 --> 00:37:59,205
- I need a new
- exciting idea.
- 724
- 00:38:01,307 --> 00:38:02,174
- Now!
- 725
- 00:38:02,308 --> 00:38:05,311
- Anyone! Don't just
- wait for Mia, Mel.
- 726
- 00:38:05,444 --> 00:38:07,546
- Uh, well, um...
- 727
- 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,481
- How about a...
- 728
- 00:38:12,051 --> 00:38:15,988
- custom-blended two-sided
- lipstick, and you can pick...
- 729
- 00:38:16,121 --> 00:38:18,890
- whichever shade
- fits your mood.
- 730
- 00:38:19,425 --> 00:38:20,926
- Mmm.
- 731
- 00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:23,195
- - Yes.
- - Yes.
- 732
- 00:38:23,329 --> 00:38:26,165
- That's the kind of creative
- juice I'm looking for out of you.
- 733
- 00:38:26,298 --> 00:38:29,801
- Great juices.
- You follow that.
- 734
- 00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:31,971
- Follow your juices, Mel.
- 735
- 00:38:32,104 --> 00:38:34,640
- Yeah, Mel,
- follow your juices.
- 736
- 00:38:34,772 --> 00:38:35,975
- Hey.
- 737
- 00:38:36,108 --> 00:38:37,643
- - Okay, just be respectful.
- - You be respectful.
- 738
- 00:38:37,775 --> 00:38:40,646
- - I'm not arguing with you.
- - I'm not arguing with you, either.
- 739
- 00:38:42,348 --> 00:38:45,117
- Do you need to fight in private
- or shall I count to ten?
- 740
- 00:38:45,251 --> 00:38:47,152
- Count to ten,
- because I got more shit to say.
- 741
- 00:38:47,286 --> 00:38:48,786
- She's trying
- to help us evolve.
- 742
- 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:52,024
- - What are we, Pokémons?
- - No. Hey. Hey.
- 743
- 00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:53,559
- Relax. I'm not
- arguing with you.
- 744
- 00:38:53,692 --> 00:38:55,294
- I'm just saying
- I don't like that.
- 745
- 00:38:56,662 --> 00:38:58,097
- Hello!
- 746
- 00:38:58,497 --> 00:38:59,531
- You know...
- 747
- 00:39:00,099 --> 00:39:02,301
- fighting isn't always bad.
- 748
- 00:39:03,602 --> 00:39:07,706
- I used to have sex with my husband...
- just amazing sex...
- 749
- 00:39:07,839 --> 00:39:09,375
- after we fought.
- 750
- 00:39:09,508 --> 00:39:16,215
- And then he started having
- amazing sex with himself.
- 751
- 00:39:16,348 --> 00:39:18,150
- And, well,
- 752
- 00:39:18,284 --> 00:39:22,988
- you know, then we stopped fighting
- and now we're not married.
- 753
- 00:39:27,593 --> 00:39:29,962
- Mmm. Mm, mm, mmm.
- 754
- 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:36,168
- How many can you do in an hour?
- 755
- 00:39:36,302 --> 00:39:38,070
- Around 75.
- 756
- 00:39:38,203 --> 00:39:41,040
- But I don't.
- Because I'm not showy.
- 757
- 00:39:41,173 --> 00:39:44,610
- I can do 300,000, and I do.
- 758
- 00:39:44,743 --> 00:39:47,246
- But it's so nice to see that
- 759
- 00:39:47,379 --> 00:39:51,617
- there are actual artisans that
- still work with their hands.
- 760
- 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:53,851
- It's so romantic.
- 761
- 00:39:53,986 --> 00:39:55,487
- Thank you, Barry.
- 762
- 00:39:55,621 --> 00:39:57,022
- Barret.
- 763
- 00:39:58,357 --> 00:39:59,591
- Barret.
- 764
- 00:40:05,197 --> 00:40:07,132
- - You have to fire him.
- - What?
- 765
- 00:40:07,266 --> 00:40:09,268
- - We can't do that.
- - We not gonna do that.
- 766
- 00:40:09,401 --> 00:40:11,937
- I'm gonna be mass producing
- your products now.
- 767
- 00:40:12,071 --> 00:40:14,106
- Sadly, he's obsolete.
- 768
- 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,509
- With all due respect,
- he built this business with us.
- 769
- 00:40:17,643 --> 00:40:19,778
- Did you know that I had a
- partner when I started out?
- 770
- 00:40:19,911 --> 00:40:20,878
- Shay Whitmore.
- 771
- 00:40:21,013 --> 00:40:23,315
- Josh!
- We don't say that name.
- 772
- 00:40:25,017 --> 00:40:26,851
- That woman and I
- met in college.
- 773
- 00:40:26,985 --> 00:40:29,121
- - They were freshmen roommates.
- - Josh!
- 774
- 00:40:29,254 --> 00:40:32,157
- - Whose story is it anyway?
- - It's yours.
- 775
- 00:40:33,592 --> 00:40:38,097
- We were best friends
- and in business for 12 years.
- 776
- 00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:39,698
- And then I had to fire her.
- 777
- 00:40:39,832 --> 00:40:41,834
- Damn, that's some
- coldhearted shit.
- 778
- 00:40:41,967 --> 00:40:45,938
- If you want to be businesswomen,
- you'll have to make many tough decisions.
- 779
- 00:40:46,071 --> 00:40:47,439
- He's got to go.
- 780
- 00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:08,694
- I'm sorry.
- This is just really hard for me.
- 781
- 00:41:08,827 --> 00:41:11,430
- It's not easy for me, either.
- Let's just not do it, then.
- 782
- 00:41:11,563 --> 00:41:14,833
- No, you heard
- what Claire said, okay?
- 783
- 00:41:14,967 --> 00:41:17,836
- It's easier for you. That's why
- you should do it. You're meaner.
- 784
- 00:41:17,970 --> 00:41:19,605
- You're meaner on the inside!
- 785
- 00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:23,375
- It's like you got a little
- Mr. Krabs living inside of you.
- 786
- 00:41:24,109 --> 00:41:26,412
- You're right.
- You're right.
- 787
- 00:41:26,545 --> 00:41:28,414
- I'm secretly meaner.
- 788
- 00:41:29,481 --> 00:41:32,317
- This arugula is good as hell.
- 789
- 00:41:32,451 --> 00:41:35,454
- You know they call it "rocket"
- in Europe?
- 790
- 00:41:35,587 --> 00:41:36,755
- What the fuck is that?
- 791
- 00:41:38,257 --> 00:41:40,459
- It's arugula, honey.
- That sounds better, right?
- 792
- 00:41:40,592 --> 00:41:43,695
- Mel, don't you have
- something you want to say?
- 793
- 00:41:45,964 --> 00:41:47,099
- Barret...
- 794
- 00:41:50,536 --> 00:41:51,703
- What?
- 795
- 00:41:53,138 --> 00:41:56,175
- - Go ahead, spit it out.
- - Yeah, spit it out, Mel.
- 796
- 00:41:56,875 --> 00:41:58,710
- - Barret...
- - Uh-huh.
- 797
- 00:42:00,145 --> 00:42:02,614
- I just...
- I wanted to...
- 798
- 00:42:02,748 --> 00:42:06,051
- Barret, I'm gonna... I...
- What I wanted to say...
- 799
- 00:42:06,185 --> 00:42:08,053
- That was...
- 800
- 00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:09,588
- I...
- 801
- 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,694
- I love your suit.
- 802
- 00:42:16,128 --> 00:42:17,362
- Oh, thank you!
- 803
- 00:42:17,496 --> 00:42:20,432
- I do look good
- in a tartan plaid, right?
- 804
- 00:42:26,171 --> 00:42:28,407
- Barret... we love you.
- 805
- 00:42:28,974 --> 00:42:30,342
- You're fired.
- 806
- 00:42:32,978 --> 00:42:34,413
- What?
- 807
- 00:42:35,047 --> 00:42:36,348
- But...
- 808
- 00:42:36,748 --> 00:42:38,016
- Mel?
- 809
- 00:42:38,150 --> 00:42:40,686
- They're outsourcing
- our production. We're sorry.
- 810
- 00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:43,355
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 811
- 00:42:46,658 --> 00:42:47,927
- You know what?
- 812
- 00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:50,896
- I knew this shit was gonna happen.
- Fuck the both of you!
- 813
- 00:42:51,029 --> 00:42:52,966
- Don't hate me, hate Mel.
- It was her idea.
- 814
- 00:42:53,098 --> 00:42:56,235
- - What are you talking about?
- - Yes, it was your idea. It was your idea.
- 815
- 00:42:56,368 --> 00:42:58,737
- Oh, okay. I knew
- this one was a pickled beast.
- 816
- 00:42:58,871 --> 00:43:00,072
- But you, Mel?
- 817
- 00:43:00,205 --> 00:43:02,474
- You want to fire me,
- and you make Mia do it?
- 818
- 00:43:02,608 --> 00:43:04,343
- Shame on your house.
- 819
- 00:43:04,476 --> 00:43:07,679
- Wait! Firing you is not my idea.
- I promise.
- 820
- 00:43:07,813 --> 00:43:09,581
- We wouldn't even be here
- 821
- 00:43:09,715 --> 00:43:12,651
- had you not pushed me into letting
- Claire do a grab job on our company.
- 822
- 00:43:12,784 --> 00:43:15,220
- She saved our company,
- which was about to go broke!
- 823
- 00:43:15,354 --> 00:43:17,322
- Oh, yeah,
- and everything's so fantastic now.
- 824
- 00:43:17,456 --> 00:43:19,391
- - No, nothing's fantastic now.
- - Hey, hey, hey.
- 825
- 00:43:19,525 --> 00:43:21,360
- Hey! Shut it.
- 826
- 00:43:23,362 --> 00:43:27,599
- Witness... my...
- tragic... moment!
- 827
- 00:44:02,534 --> 00:44:04,102
- Happy birthday, baby.
- 828
- 00:44:04,236 --> 00:44:07,906
- - Happy birthday to me!
- - Happy birthday.
- 829
- 00:44:08,807 --> 00:44:10,509
- - Happy birthday, Jill.
- - Thank you!
- 830
- 00:44:10,642 --> 00:44:11,810
- I love you.
- 831
- 00:44:11,945 --> 00:44:14,346
- Thank you guys so much
- for doing this for my birthday.
- 832
- 00:44:14,479 --> 00:44:16,114
- Oh, my God.
- Baby, anything.
- 833
- 00:44:16,248 --> 00:44:20,252
- Ladies, if there's one thing I
- have learned in my ceviche journey,
- 834
- 00:44:20,385 --> 00:44:22,921
- it's that it's all about
- the right amount of cilantro.
- 835
- 00:44:23,056 --> 00:44:26,993
- Is it just me, or has working
- with Claire Luna made y'all fancy?
- 836
- 00:44:27,125 --> 00:44:28,860
- 'Cause I'm getting a fancy vibe.
- 837
- 00:44:28,995 --> 00:44:31,998
- She's a very impressive person.
- She fucked Drake.
- 838
- 00:44:32,130 --> 00:44:34,132
- - Is that true?
- - Just stop, okay?
- 839
- 00:44:34,266 --> 00:44:38,136
- Because you are gonna make Mel jealous,
- because she wants to fuck Claire Luna.
- 840
- 00:44:38,270 --> 00:44:39,905
- - Oh.
- - Okay!
- 841
- 00:44:41,506 --> 00:44:43,609
- Well, you sure showed us.
- 842
- 00:44:43,742 --> 00:44:47,046
- We are just so sorry that we
- ever doubted your choices.
- 843
- 00:44:47,179 --> 00:44:48,680
- - So proud of you.
- - Thank you.
- 844
- 00:44:48,814 --> 00:44:51,783
- - I never did doubt it.
- - Yeah, it was mostly me.
- 845
- 00:44:51,917 --> 00:44:54,988
- I just have to say that I am looking
- around the room at these ceviches
- 846
- 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,223
- and they all look beautiful,
- but Mel, yours looks best of all.
- 847
- 00:44:58,357 --> 00:45:00,026
- I appreciate that, Brook.
- Thank you.
- 848
- 00:45:00,158 --> 00:45:04,229
- Look at that, the lady in charge
- complimenting Mel's ceviche!
- 849
- 00:45:04,363 --> 00:45:05,831
- You gonna
- suck her dick, too?
- 850
- 00:45:07,466 --> 00:45:08,900
- I'm not interested
- in sucking Brook's dick.
- 851
- 00:45:09,035 --> 00:45:11,236
- I think you're just jealous
- because Claire likes me more.
- 852
- 00:45:11,370 --> 00:45:12,804
- Ooh.
- 853
- 00:45:12,939 --> 00:45:15,741
- Why don't we move it on
- to the chile rellenos, shall we?
- 854
- 00:45:15,874 --> 00:45:18,377
- Step one,
- we want to add a little cheese.
- 855
- 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:20,479
- And step two,
- I actually don't have a penis.
- 856
- 00:45:20,612 --> 00:45:22,514
- But if you did,
- we would suck it.
- 857
- 00:45:22,648 --> 00:45:24,182
- Yeah, she's
- over the legal limit.
- 858
- 00:45:24,316 --> 00:45:27,252
- Actually,
- I'm very happy for Mel.
- 859
- 00:45:27,386 --> 00:45:30,288
- She finally found someone
- that likes her more than me.
- 860
- 00:45:30,422 --> 00:45:33,325
- - Ooh, boy.
- - Success has changed you.
- 861
- 00:45:33,458 --> 00:45:34,927
- It's changed something,
- that's for sure.
- 862
- 00:45:35,061 --> 00:45:38,397
- I would express more shock,
- but I've had so much Botox.
- 863
- 00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:40,666
- Okay, it might be
- time to kick it up a notch.
- 864
- 00:45:40,799 --> 00:45:43,301
- So, I happened to bring with me
- some ghost peppers.
- 865
- 00:45:43,435 --> 00:45:47,073
- I will pass them around. Ladies,
- I'm telling you, they are very spicy.
- 866
- 00:45:47,205 --> 00:45:48,707
- Just a little sliver
- goes a long way.
- 867
- 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,110
- Wait, hold up.
- Maybe you want to call Claire
- 868
- 00:45:51,243 --> 00:45:53,545
- and ask her permission
- to use a ghost pepper.
- 869
- 00:45:53,679 --> 00:45:56,381
- Claire? Hello?
- Are you on the line?
- 870
- 00:45:56,515 --> 00:45:58,417
- Just call me
- when you grow up, okay, Mi?
- 871
- 00:45:58,550 --> 00:46:01,186
- Oh, when I grow up?
- Oh, I'm grown. I'm real grown.
- 872
- 00:46:01,319 --> 00:46:03,990
- You the one that's the crybaby.
- You the one that cries all the time.
- 873
- 00:46:04,123 --> 00:46:05,323
- Oh, oh.
- 874
- 00:46:05,457 --> 00:46:06,291
- Why don't you call Claire
- and cry to Claire?
- 875
- 00:46:06,425 --> 00:46:07,960
- Go cry to Claire.
- 876
- 00:46:08,094 --> 00:46:10,462
- The fake crying is gonna make me
- lactate, but this is great.
- 877
- 00:46:10,595 --> 00:46:12,664
- "Mia won't
- let me kiss your ass."
- 878
- 00:46:12,798 --> 00:46:15,200
- I think they're really mad at each other.
- Shouldn't we do something?
- 879
- 00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:19,638
- No! I have not seen adults be
- shitty to each other in a minute.
- 880
- 00:46:19,771 --> 00:46:22,240
- This is better than watching
- that little bitch Caillou!
- 881
- 00:46:22,374 --> 00:46:23,575
- Who the fuck
- is Caillou?
- 882
- 00:46:23,709 --> 00:46:25,610
- He's this kid on Nickelodeon.
- Fucking idiot.
- 883
- 00:46:25,744 --> 00:46:28,714
- Why don't we actually move
- it on into the living room
- 884
- 00:46:28,847 --> 00:46:31,750
- for some mezcal
- and some tequila?
- 885
- 00:46:31,883 --> 00:46:33,485
- Yeah!
- 886
- 00:46:33,618 --> 00:46:36,254
- - Yeah!
- - Dick or no dick, I love that Brook!
- 887
- 00:46:36,388 --> 00:46:38,091
- - Whoo!
- - It's-It's no dick.
- 888
- 00:46:38,223 --> 00:46:41,593
- - More booze!
- - Maybe we'll be swimming in a baby pool full of flan.
- 889
- 00:46:41,727 --> 00:46:43,295
- - I would watch it.
- - That's enough.
- 890
- 00:46:43,428 --> 00:46:47,566
- I can have as many as I
- want, 'cause I run this country.
- 891
- 00:46:50,235 --> 00:46:52,604
- - You can have... It's birthday time.
- - Thank you.
- 892
- 00:46:52,738 --> 00:46:55,041
- You won't remember this anyway.
- 893
- 00:46:55,174 --> 00:46:57,709
- You cry to Claire.
- You cry to Claire.
- 894
- 00:47:02,914 --> 00:47:04,516
- Chiles up your ass.
- 895
- 00:47:07,886 --> 00:47:10,422
- Well, this is the first alcohol
- I've had since the baby was born,
- 896
- 00:47:10,555 --> 00:47:13,092
- and I got to tell you,
- it feels right!
- 897
- 00:47:13,226 --> 00:47:14,227
- Mm-hmm!
- 898
- 00:47:14,359 --> 00:47:15,761
- Well, <i>bon appétit.</i>
- 899
- 00:47:15,894 --> 00:47:19,232
- Or as they say
- in español, <i>buen provecho.</i>
- 900
- 00:47:19,364 --> 00:47:23,035
- Oui, oui.
- 901
- 00:47:23,169 --> 00:47:24,569
- I want to do more of this.
- 902
- 00:47:24,703 --> 00:47:26,738
- Have a birthday,
- you want to make changes.
- 903
- 00:47:26,872 --> 00:47:29,341
- - Oprah says you don't start living until you're 40.
- - Mmm!
- 904
- 00:47:29,474 --> 00:47:31,244
- - You okay?
- - Yeah, but a little spicy.
- 905
- 00:47:31,376 --> 00:47:33,012
- - Oh, yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 906
- 00:47:33,146 --> 00:47:34,880
- Well, Mexican food
- is spicy.
- 907
- 00:47:35,014 --> 00:47:37,749
- Very hot.
- 908
- 00:47:38,617 --> 00:47:40,219
- Nobody else's
- lips are burning?
- 909
- 00:47:40,352 --> 00:47:41,453
- No.
- 910
- 00:47:41,586 --> 00:47:44,890
- Just ease up on the...
- Have some water.
- 911
- 00:47:45,024 --> 00:47:46,424
- Uh, chef?
- 912
- 00:47:46,558 --> 00:47:49,661
- Do ghost peppers get hotter
- when you cook them?
- 913
- 00:47:49,795 --> 00:47:51,496
- No it shouldn't,
- not if you just used a sliver.
- 914
- 00:47:51,630 --> 00:47:53,465
- "Sliver"?
- I want to see that movie.
- 915
- 00:47:53,598 --> 00:47:55,867
- I learned how to masturbate
- with that movie.
- 916
- 00:47:56,002 --> 00:47:56,936
- That's not right.
- 917
- 00:47:57,069 --> 00:47:58,637
- Okay.
- 918
- 00:47:58,770 --> 00:48:01,040
- - Yeah, just have some water, honey.
- - There you go.
- 919
- 00:48:01,174 --> 00:48:03,976
- There go you.
- That's better. That's right.
- 920
- 00:48:05,144 --> 00:48:06,511
- Oh!
- 921
- 00:48:06,645 --> 00:48:09,215
- It's getting hotter.
- It's getting hotter.
- 922
- 00:48:09,347 --> 00:48:11,349
- Oh, this is hot!
- 923
- 00:48:11,483 --> 00:48:13,451
- Whoo!
- 924
- 00:48:14,786 --> 00:48:16,588
- Why is she eating like a dog?
- 925
- 00:48:16,721 --> 00:48:18,257
- Use a fork.
- You look disgusting.
- 926
- 00:48:18,390 --> 00:48:20,293
- Oh!
- 927
- 00:48:20,425 --> 00:48:21,928
- No, no, no, no.
- 928
- 00:48:22,061 --> 00:48:23,829
- Okay.
- 929
- 00:48:23,963 --> 00:48:27,300
- It burns so bad it hurts!
- It hurts!
- 930
- 00:48:27,432 --> 00:48:29,168
- Breathe through it.
- 931
- 00:48:29,302 --> 00:48:30,535
- - Oh, my God.
- - Shit!
- 932
- 00:48:30,669 --> 00:48:32,637
- - She's choking!
- - I know Heimlich.
- 933
- 00:48:32,771 --> 00:48:34,073
- I will save your life,
- Mia!
- 934
- 00:48:34,207 --> 00:48:37,442
- - You have to go higher.
- - Keep it in the middle.
- 935
- 00:48:37,576 --> 00:48:41,479
- - Yes. Yes.
- - If you die on my carpet...
- 936
- 00:48:41,613 --> 00:48:43,381
- Don't you die!
- I swear to God.
- 937
- 00:48:43,515 --> 00:48:44,850
- It didn't work.
- 938
- 00:48:44,984 --> 00:48:47,320
- Here's some bread.
- It'll soak it all up.
- 939
- 00:48:47,452 --> 00:48:50,488
- - Oh, that's a lot of carbs!
- - It's only 20 points.
- 940
- 00:48:50,622 --> 00:48:52,024
- Here you go, honey. Milk.
- 941
- 00:48:52,158 --> 00:48:55,094
- This is what I do with Ryder.
- Mama's feeding you milk.
- 942
- 00:48:55,228 --> 00:48:56,428
- There it is.
- 943
- 00:48:56,561 --> 00:48:57,762
- There you go.
- 944
- 00:48:57,896 --> 00:48:59,999
- It's goat's milk.
- It's thick.
- 945
- 00:49:05,104 --> 00:49:09,875
- This is the first
- motherfucking night...
- 946
- 00:49:10,009 --> 00:49:13,312
- since I had Ryder
- that I washed my body.
- 947
- 00:49:13,445 --> 00:49:17,616
- I did my hair, I put on some
- makeup to hang out with my girls...
- 948
- 00:49:17,749 --> 00:49:21,753
- instead of staying home eating wet
- Cheerios stuck on my baby's crevices
- 949
- 00:49:21,887 --> 00:49:24,223
- and his thick little thighs.
- 950
- 00:49:24,357 --> 00:49:25,824
- Fuck you, Mia!
- 951
- 00:49:26,259 --> 00:49:27,659
- Fuck you!
- 952
- 00:49:41,873 --> 00:49:44,010
- Ooh, I pray for
- the healing of this bootyhole.
- 953
- 00:49:44,143 --> 00:49:48,314
- Please heal this bootyhole.
- This is bad!
- 954
- 00:49:48,446 --> 00:49:50,482
- Ooh.
- 955
- 00:49:55,453 --> 00:49:56,655
- I'm in here!
- 956
- 00:49:56,788 --> 00:49:58,190
- Yeah, that's you.
- That's your fault.
- 957
- 00:49:58,324 --> 00:50:01,093
- I am so sorry again about
- what happened last night.
- 958
- 00:50:01,227 --> 00:50:03,595
- I lost my mind for a minute.
- I don't want to fight with you.
- 959
- 00:50:03,728 --> 00:50:06,966
- I just want us to work together
- and make this deal happen.
- 960
- 00:50:11,736 --> 00:50:15,041
- Why the hell did you do that?
- Barret's my best friend.
- 961
- 00:50:15,174 --> 00:50:18,244
- And he's brilliant, and he's
- tender, and you hurt him.
- 962
- 00:50:18,377 --> 00:50:20,279
- We didn't have a choice.
- 963
- 00:50:20,413 --> 00:50:22,048
- It sucks for all of us.
- 964
- 00:50:22,181 --> 00:50:24,616
- No, but he was my person!
- 965
- 00:50:24,749 --> 00:50:27,519
- And I know he's never
- gonna be my husband, and...
- 966
- 00:50:27,652 --> 00:50:30,423
- thanks to my therapist,
- I'm learning to accept that.
- 967
- 00:50:30,555 --> 00:50:34,526
- - Would you like a hug?
- - No! I don't want a hug.
- 968
- 00:50:35,527 --> 00:50:37,029
- What are you doing?
- 969
- 00:50:37,163 --> 00:50:39,398
- What is wrong with you?
- Yes, of course I would like a hug.
- 970
- 00:50:39,531 --> 00:50:40,632
- I don't know
- why you wouldn't know that.
- 971
- 00:50:40,765 --> 00:50:44,036
- Surprise!
- 972
- 00:50:44,170 --> 00:50:47,605
- It's the angry carrot.
- What can I get you? Nothing? Good.
- 973
- 00:50:47,739 --> 00:50:52,711
- Okay, girls, show me the presentation on the
- two-sided lipstick idea you came up with.
- 974
- 00:50:52,844 --> 00:50:55,547
- Well, everything has
- gotten a little sidetracked
- 975
- 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,183
- because of what
- happened with Barret.
- 976
- 00:50:57,316 --> 00:50:58,951
- Oh, my God!
- 977
- 00:50:59,085 --> 00:51:03,422
- He's not even here anymore,
- and he's still slowing down production!
- 978
- 00:51:03,555 --> 00:51:05,091
- Come on.
- Show me what you got.
- 979
- 00:51:05,224 --> 00:51:08,127
- So, here we have
- two normal lipsticks.
- 980
- 00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:11,896
- And the idea is,
- if we just join them together...
- 981
- 00:51:12,031 --> 00:51:15,234
- You just stick them
- together like that.
- 982
- 00:51:15,368 --> 00:51:17,136
- Real hard, like they're,
- 983
- 00:51:17,269 --> 00:51:19,238
- you know, two dogs mating.
- 984
- 00:51:23,376 --> 00:51:27,480
- My Oviedo customers do not want
- to think of the penis of a dog
- 985
- 00:51:27,612 --> 00:51:30,149
- rubbing on their lips
- because it's disgusting.
- 986
- 00:51:30,282 --> 00:51:31,583
- Yes, disgusting.
- 987
- 00:51:31,716 --> 00:51:33,885
- Two dogs copulating?
- That's what you came up with?
- 988
- 00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:36,688
- We're so off-track.
- That's not what I meant.
- 989
- 00:51:36,821 --> 00:51:38,357
- This is appalling.
- 990
- 00:51:38,491 --> 00:51:40,059
- And it's your fault.
- 991
- 00:51:40,192 --> 00:51:43,628
- You cannot let the other one get
- in the middle of the creative.
- 992
- 00:51:43,762 --> 00:51:45,630
- That one does the accounting.
- 993
- 00:51:45,764 --> 00:51:47,599
- You know her limitations.
- 994
- 00:51:47,732 --> 00:51:49,301
- You failed her!
- 995
- 00:51:49,435 --> 00:51:53,139
- - Uh, you blaming me for the dog-sex lipstick?
- - Yeah.
- 996
- 00:51:53,272 --> 00:51:55,474
- I don't know what you want,
- but this is not how you're gonna get it.
- 997
- 00:51:55,607 --> 00:51:56,775
- Wow.
- 998
- 00:51:56,908 --> 00:51:58,777
- I'm sorry. I loved dogs
- when I was little.
- 999
- 00:51:58,910 --> 00:52:01,180
- I mean, not their dicks, but...
- 1000
- 00:52:05,951 --> 00:52:08,454
- I bet that little bag
- is made out of his foreskin.
- 1001
- 00:52:11,157 --> 00:52:13,492
- I think
- we really disappointed her.
- 1002
- 00:52:13,625 --> 00:52:15,194
- Take a Lyft!
- 1003
- 00:52:19,465 --> 00:52:23,568
- Hey. So Claire's decided to bring a
- different company to the launch party
- 1004
- 00:52:23,701 --> 00:52:24,970
- instead of you.
- 1005
- 00:52:25,104 --> 00:52:27,073
- - Whoa, whoa, what?
- - What bitch is taking our spot?
- 1006
- 00:52:27,206 --> 00:52:30,642
- It's actually two men. Straight guys.
- You know them. Get Some?
- 1007
- 00:52:30,775 --> 00:52:31,944
- She bought their company.
- 1008
- 00:52:32,078 --> 00:52:34,280
- - Oh, no.
- - Those Maroon 5-looking dudes?
- 1009
- 00:52:34,413 --> 00:52:37,249
- Okay. You guys, they've actually
- got a proven track record.
- 1010
- 00:52:37,383 --> 00:52:39,584
- They created
- the online-dating app PostD8.
- 1011
- 00:52:39,717 --> 00:52:40,919
- What's PostD8?
- 1012
- 00:52:41,053 --> 00:52:42,555
- It is a totally gross
- and chauvinistic app,
- 1013
- 00:52:42,687 --> 00:52:45,257
- where guys can go on and tell
- women they've previously dated
- 1014
- 00:52:45,391 --> 00:52:48,394
- what was wrong with them
- to "help them out."
- 1015
- 00:52:48,527 --> 00:52:50,062
- Yeah, I'm on it.
- 1016
- 00:52:50,196 --> 00:52:52,264
- My landlord said that
- my teeth are too sharp.
- 1017
- 00:52:52,398 --> 00:52:54,934
- Why would Claire even want to be
- associated with those pigs?
- 1018
- 00:52:55,067 --> 00:52:59,538
- She didn't, okay?
- That is why Claire is so upset with you.
- 1019
- 00:52:59,671 --> 00:53:01,207
- She is a feminist!
- 1020
- 00:53:01,340 --> 00:53:04,276
- And now, because of you guys,
- she has to go with two dudes.
- 1021
- 00:53:04,410 --> 00:53:05,743
- - That makes zero sense.
- - Yeah.
- 1022
- 00:53:05,877 --> 00:53:07,947
- Okay, I'll explain.
- Good news, your debt is paid.
- 1023
- 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,949
- Bad news, Claire's
- never helping you again.
- 1024
- 00:53:10,082 --> 00:53:11,484
- And, per your contract,
- you now have to give Claire
- 1025
- 00:53:11,616 --> 00:53:15,554
- 49 cents of every dollar
- for the rest of your lives.
- 1026
- 00:53:15,687 --> 00:53:19,924
- So, yeah, keep moisturizing,
- 'cause you're gonna need those looks.
- 1027
- 00:53:21,427 --> 00:53:24,296
- <i>♪ If your upper lip is hairy ♪</i>
- 1028
- 00:53:24,430 --> 00:53:26,065
- Are these the guys?
- 1029
- 00:53:26,198 --> 00:53:30,069
- <i>♪ You can fix it With a
- blast of Poppin' Cherry! ♪</i>
- 1030
- 00:53:30,202 --> 00:53:33,771
- The lyrics
- are beyond offensive, but...
- 1031
- 00:53:33,905 --> 00:53:36,208
- the melody is beautiful!
- 1032
- 00:53:36,342 --> 00:53:38,511
- <i>Get some Get Some,
- and you'll get some.</i>
- 1033
- 00:53:38,643 --> 00:53:40,778
- What happened to her whole
- thing of mentoring women
- 1034
- 00:53:40,912 --> 00:53:43,015
- to recreate her sweet rise?
- 1035
- 00:53:43,149 --> 00:53:45,985
- I don't know, but she ain't
- getting away with this shit.
- 1036
- 00:53:47,086 --> 00:53:49,622
- We're getting out of this deal.
- She's done messing with us!
- 1037
- 00:53:49,754 --> 00:53:54,360
- I really thought she was gonna
- take care of us. I believed her.
- 1038
- 00:53:54,493 --> 00:53:56,828
- And she's such a lying...
- 1039
- 00:53:58,297 --> 00:53:59,398
- snake!
- 1040
- 00:54:00,499 --> 00:54:02,001
- Really?
- 1041
- 00:54:02,134 --> 00:54:03,868
- - That's all you could come up with?
- - What would you call her?
- 1042
- 00:54:04,003 --> 00:54:07,473
- I would say that
- she's a yeasty-ass, pussy-ass,
- 1043
- 00:54:07,606 --> 00:54:09,475
- tomfoolery-lookin'
- motherfucking...
- 1044
- 00:54:09,608 --> 00:54:12,311
- I don't even know what tomfoolery is,
- but it seem like something that fits her.
- 1045
- 00:54:12,444 --> 00:54:14,846
- She got blue waffles.
- You know what blue waffles is?
- 1046
- 00:54:14,980 --> 00:54:18,917
- That's when your coochie looks
- like it's from <i>The Walking Dead.</i>
- 1047
- 00:54:19,051 --> 00:54:20,986
- 'Cause she ain't shit!
- 1048
- 00:54:26,926 --> 00:54:28,661
- Claire's in a meeting right now.
- 1049
- 00:54:28,793 --> 00:54:32,797
- My Payless BOGOs are about to be in
- a meeting with your ass... right now.
- 1050
- 00:54:38,736 --> 00:54:39,704
- It's Claire.
- 1051
- 00:54:39,837 --> 00:54:41,674
- What?
- 1052
- 00:54:42,874 --> 00:54:44,510
- - Let us up there.
- - Right now.
- 1053
- 00:54:44,643 --> 00:54:47,779
- <i>No. Maybe next time somebody
- gives you an opportunity,</i>
- 1054
- 00:54:47,912 --> 00:54:51,617
- <i>you'll step up your pussies
- instead of wasting it.</i>
- 1055
- 00:54:51,749 --> 00:54:52,985
- <i>Ta-ta!</i>
- 1056
- 00:54:59,959 --> 00:55:01,694
- - Come on, girl.
- - Go, go, go.
- 1057
- 00:55:01,826 --> 00:55:03,229
- Marcus, get them.
- 1058
- 00:55:03,362 --> 00:55:06,165
- - We coming for you, Claire!
- - Come back here!
- 1059
- 00:55:06,298 --> 00:55:09,101
- Stand down, sir.
- Thank you, sir. Stand down.
- 1060
- 00:55:09,235 --> 00:55:10,802
- Let's not make this hard,
- ladies.
- 1061
- 00:55:10,936 --> 00:55:12,571
- Thank you very much,
- sir! Goodbye!
- 1062
- 00:55:15,773 --> 00:55:17,309
- What the fuck?
- 1063
- 00:55:17,443 --> 00:55:19,278
- Go, go, go, go.
- 1064
- 00:55:19,411 --> 00:55:20,579
- Stop right there!
- 1065
- 00:55:20,713 --> 00:55:23,449
- We're coming to meet with Claire.
- Everything's fine!
- 1066
- 00:55:26,418 --> 00:55:29,921
- - I think he could be dead!
- - He's good. I saw his legs moving.
- 1067
- 00:55:30,788 --> 00:55:32,358
- Oh, my God. Okay.
- 1068
- 00:55:32,491 --> 00:55:34,727
- - Shit! Shit, shit, shit.
- - Back, back, back.
- 1069
- 00:55:34,859 --> 00:55:36,929
- Oh! Come on. Shit!
- 1070
- 00:55:38,597 --> 00:55:41,967
- - There's been a misunderstanding.
- - We're here to see Claire.
- 1071
- 00:55:42,101 --> 00:55:43,936
- We're here to do services
- on Claire Luna.
- 1072
- 00:55:44,069 --> 00:55:48,574
- Yes! Yes, see,
- we are gonna bleach her butthole.
- 1073
- 00:55:48,707 --> 00:55:50,075
- And it's really big.
- 1074
- 00:55:50,209 --> 00:55:51,809
- - That's why there's two of us.
- - Exactly.
- 1075
- 00:55:51,944 --> 00:55:53,811
- - You need to come with us.
- - You get away from me!
- 1076
- 00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:56,615
- - Ma'am?
- - You want some, too?
- 1077
- 00:55:57,483 --> 00:55:59,618
- - Son of a bitch!
- - That was right in the nipple.
- 1078
- 00:55:59,752 --> 00:56:02,820
- Get Claire Luna down here
- right now or I'm gonna jump.
- 1079
- 00:56:02,955 --> 00:56:04,423
- Pronto. What?
- 1080
- 00:56:04,556 --> 00:56:05,691
- Yep, I am gonna jump.
- 1081
- 00:56:05,823 --> 00:56:07,359
- Hey, hey, hey.
- 1082
- 00:56:07,493 --> 00:56:11,363
- - This is for real. Yes, we will.
- - This isn't funny. No, no, no...
- 1083
- 00:56:11,497 --> 00:56:15,200
- We're gonna paint this whole
- downstairs with blood, teeth and hair.
- 1084
- 00:56:15,334 --> 00:56:16,801
- - Nope. Mia!
- - Let's do it.
- 1085
- 00:56:16,935 --> 00:56:18,937
- We are not bluffing.
- 1086
- 00:56:19,071 --> 00:56:21,707
- Get Claire Luna right now!
- 1087
- 00:56:21,839 --> 00:56:23,208
- Oh, shit!
- 1088
- 00:56:24,710 --> 00:56:26,345
- Oh, my God, Mia!
- 1089
- 00:56:36,622 --> 00:56:38,290
- Grab! Help me!
- 1090
- 00:56:38,424 --> 00:56:41,826
- This is not what I wanted to happen, Mel.
- Don't you fucking drop me!
- 1091
- 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,729
- Trust me, I got you!
- 1092
- 00:56:46,298 --> 00:56:48,767
- - We got you.
- - Don't you drop me!
- 1093
- 00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:50,969
- I'm never gonna let you go.
- I have you.
- 1094
- 00:56:55,941 --> 00:56:58,277
- I fucking hate drones!
- 1095
- 00:56:58,410 --> 00:56:59,611
- Ah, shit!
- 1096
- 00:56:59,745 --> 00:57:00,979
- Grab the flag!
- 1097
- 00:57:01,113 --> 00:57:02,514
- Come on, let's go.
- 1098
- 00:57:02,648 --> 00:57:05,617
- I didn't kill your cousin.
- It was suicide!
- 1099
- 00:57:06,652 --> 00:57:08,287
- Help me, guys!
- 1100
- 00:57:09,021 --> 00:57:10,689
- Oh, I'm so glad I been planking.
- 1101
- 00:57:12,491 --> 00:57:14,093
- Come on.
- 1102
- 00:57:14,226 --> 00:57:18,597
- Ooh. How you know this my favorite
- position? That's my favorite right there.
- 1103
- 00:57:18,731 --> 00:57:20,165
- Oh, my God.
- 1104
- 00:57:20,299 --> 00:57:22,867
- What you doing here?
- We're waiting for Claire.
- 1105
- 00:57:23,001 --> 00:57:26,038
- I'm a tiny, tiny,
- tiny, tiny...
- 1106
- 00:57:26,638 --> 00:57:28,374
- bit impressed.
- 1107
- 00:57:32,244 --> 00:57:34,012
- That's quite a scene
- you made in my house.
- 1108
- 00:57:34,146 --> 00:57:36,382
- - And I'm not sorry at all.
- - Neither am I.
- 1109
- 00:57:40,119 --> 00:57:42,654
- Actually, that's a lie.
- I am.
- 1110
- 00:57:42,788 --> 00:57:44,556
- Very sorry and embarrassed.
- 1111
- 00:57:44,690 --> 00:57:47,426
- - I apologize for the both of us.
- - Don't apologize for me.
- 1112
- 00:57:47,559 --> 00:57:49,862
- Okay, I won't.
- But I apologize for me.
- 1113
- 00:57:49,995 --> 00:57:51,997
- Can you please
- just give us another chance?
- 1114
- 00:57:52,131 --> 00:57:55,868
- I don't want another chance.
- I don't want to be in her world at all.
- 1115
- 00:57:56,001 --> 00:57:57,336
- And here's what's about
- to happen, okay?
- 1116
- 00:57:57,469 --> 00:57:59,972
- You're giving us
- our company back!
- 1117
- 00:58:00,806 --> 00:58:02,441
- No problem.
- 1118
- 00:58:03,642 --> 00:58:07,446
- You just pay me back the half a
- million that I paid for your debt.
- 1119
- 00:58:07,579 --> 00:58:11,750
- Plus interest. Plus $4,000
- for the drone you destroyed.
- 1120
- 00:58:11,884 --> 00:58:12,885
- You destroyed it.
- 1121
- 00:58:13,018 --> 00:58:14,586
- Fine.
- 1122
- 00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,723
- For the drone you were going to
- steal and you made me destroy.
- 1123
- 00:58:17,856 --> 00:58:20,426
- Let's just call it 600K,
- shall we?
- 1124
- 00:58:25,764 --> 00:58:27,499
- You can add this to my tab.
- 1125
- 00:58:34,973 --> 00:58:37,476
- Was that "fierst"
- enough for you?
- 1126
- 00:58:47,519 --> 00:58:51,356
- I know the real reason why
- you keep messing with us.
- 1127
- 00:58:51,490 --> 00:58:54,693
- You can't stand to see two best
- friends living their best life
- 1128
- 00:58:54,827 --> 00:58:56,562
- and running
- a business together.
- 1129
- 00:58:56,695 --> 00:58:59,398
- It's the only thing
- you ever failed at in life.
- 1130
- 00:59:03,135 --> 00:59:04,670
- Do you think she's right?
- 1131
- 00:59:07,005 --> 00:59:09,475
- No. No. No.
- 1132
- 00:59:09,608 --> 00:59:11,910
- You're successful,
- you're independent.
- 1133
- 00:59:12,044 --> 00:59:14,613
- Who wouldn't want to be you?
- 1134
- 00:59:15,814 --> 00:59:17,583
- What do you think, Mia?
- 1135
- 00:59:18,517 --> 00:59:20,786
- She telling you
- what you want to hear.
- 1136
- 00:59:21,453 --> 00:59:22,855
- I think you're right.
- 1137
- 00:59:22,988 --> 00:59:24,990
- And that's smart.
- 1138
- 00:59:25,959 --> 00:59:28,160
- She knows where the power is.
- 1139
- 00:59:29,461 --> 00:59:32,531
- I'm going to gift you
- one last chance.
- 1140
- 00:59:32,664 --> 00:59:36,535
- I host an event every month for insiders.
- It's called, "Beauty and Bubbles."
- 1141
- 00:59:36,668 --> 00:59:40,305
- You ladies are gonna do
- a live tutorial there.
- 1142
- 00:59:40,439 --> 00:59:43,575
- And if it's well received,
- then you're back on track
- 1143
- 00:59:43,709 --> 00:59:46,845
- and I will present you
- at my launch party.
- 1144
- 00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:49,615
- If you mess it up,
- then you're out.
- 1145
- 00:59:49,748 --> 00:59:51,717
- Thank you so much.
- 1146
- 00:59:52,117 --> 00:59:53,352
- No way.
- 1147
- 01:00:03,829 --> 01:00:06,732
- It's like she says no to
- things just to piss me off.
- 1148
- 01:00:06,865 --> 01:00:11,004
- I feel I have to walk on eggshells when
- I'm around her, or she'll freak out.
- 1149
- 01:00:11,136 --> 01:00:12,838
- You remind me of myself.
- 1150
- 01:00:12,972 --> 01:00:14,007
- Oh.
- 1151
- 01:00:14,139 --> 01:00:16,174
- When I was whiny
- and weak and lame.
- 1152
- 01:00:16,842 --> 01:00:18,210
- Remember my former partner?
- 1153
- 01:00:18,343 --> 01:00:19,845
- - Shay Whitmore?
- - Shh. We don't have to say the name.
- 1154
- 01:00:19,979 --> 01:00:23,016
- That woman disagreed
- with every single thing I did.
- 1155
- 01:00:23,148 --> 01:00:27,486
- Eventually, I stopped telling her things.
- I was keeping things from her.
- 1156
- 01:00:27,619 --> 01:00:29,821
- Same! But I don't want to
- do that with Mia anymore.
- 1157
- 01:00:29,956 --> 01:00:33,058
- Then you have to stand up to her
- like I did with Shay.
- 1158
- 01:00:33,191 --> 01:00:35,627
- Nothing will change
- in your company...
- 1159
- 01:00:36,628 --> 01:00:39,131
- until you change.
- 1160
- 01:00:39,264 --> 01:00:41,166
- - You feel me?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1161
- 01:00:53,712 --> 01:00:55,113
- Fuck, fuck, fuck.
- 1162
- 01:00:57,549 --> 01:00:59,518
- I need to talk to you.
- We're going to Beauty and Bubbles,
- 1163
- 01:00:59,651 --> 01:01:01,286
- and I'm not taking no
- for an answer.
- 1164
- 01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:04,389
- - I'm not going.
- - No, you are going, okay?
- 1165
- 01:01:04,523 --> 01:01:07,225
- I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
- 1166
- 01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:09,494
- Really?
- 1167
- 01:01:09,628 --> 01:01:10,796
- Mm-hmm.
- 1168
- 01:01:16,501 --> 01:01:17,536
- Ooh!
- 1169
- 01:01:20,138 --> 01:01:22,041
- You can clean that up.
- 1170
- 01:01:22,174 --> 01:01:25,310
- You been doing cocaine and
- didn't ask me if I wanted some?
- 1171
- 01:01:25,444 --> 01:01:27,279
- That was a lifetime promise.
- 1172
- 01:01:29,514 --> 01:01:31,084
- Please.
- 1173
- 01:01:31,216 --> 01:01:34,486
- You know that I won't be able to live
- with myself if I don't at least try.
- 1174
- 01:01:41,326 --> 01:01:43,895
- Okay, I'll go.
- 1175
- 01:01:44,030 --> 01:01:45,297
- For you.
- 1176
- 01:01:49,936 --> 01:01:52,471
- Hello, you fabulous women!
- 1177
- 01:01:52,604 --> 01:01:57,242
- Welcome to my ongoing
- series, Beauty and Bubbles.
- 1178
- 01:01:57,376 --> 01:02:02,648
- Tonight we are going to pit two emerging
- cosmetic duos against each other,
- 1179
- 01:02:02,781 --> 01:02:09,088
- and you get to decide which
- one will join my Oviedo empire.
- 1180
- 01:02:09,221 --> 01:02:13,825
- From Mia & Mel, please welcome Mia and Mel.
- 1181
- 01:02:15,995 --> 01:02:17,396
- What is this, Claire?
- 1182
- 01:02:17,529 --> 01:02:21,733
- And from Get Some Cosmetics,
- please welcome Greg and Ron.
- 1183
- 01:02:21,867 --> 01:02:24,469
- - You guys look gorgeous.
- - Get Some! Claire Bear!
- 1184
- 01:02:24,603 --> 01:02:29,808
- Our gorgeous guinea pigs
- are Layla and Lola Farrell.
- 1185
- 01:02:32,644 --> 01:02:33,311
- Twins?
- 1186
- 01:02:33,445 --> 01:02:34,646
- - Yeah.
- - Whoa.
- 1187
- 01:02:34,780 --> 01:02:37,315
- Okay, Greg and Ron,
- show us what you've got.
- 1188
- 01:02:37,449 --> 01:02:39,918
- Let's do this. Get Some!
- Have a seat, milady.
- 1189
- 01:02:40,053 --> 01:02:43,755
- You know, we are gonna
- turn this face from "meh"...
- 1190
- 01:02:43,889 --> 01:02:45,424
- to "meh-gnificent."
- 1191
- 01:02:45,557 --> 01:02:47,726
- Mia? Mel?
- Come on, girls!
- 1192
- 01:02:51,430 --> 01:02:55,400
- Lot of blemishes. A lot going
- on here. I think we'll do a max glam.
- 1193
- 01:02:55,534 --> 01:02:57,070
- - How are you today?
- - Good.
- 1194
- 01:02:57,202 --> 01:03:01,074
- Good. Your skin looks amazing!
- What do you do to keep it up?
- 1195
- 01:03:01,206 --> 01:03:03,742
- - I drink a lot of water.
- - That is the key.
- 1196
- 01:03:03,875 --> 01:03:06,478
- When they get pissed off, it's over.
- 1197
- 01:03:06,611 --> 01:03:09,481
- - Put some lips on you, and it'll be great.
- - Smile for me.
- 1198
- 01:03:09,614 --> 01:03:12,517
- - Okay, don't smile. Just do the pout.
- - We don't fix teeth here.
- 1199
- 01:03:12,651 --> 01:03:14,153
- What do you love about makeup?
- 1200
- 01:03:14,286 --> 01:03:17,823
- I love how fun it is.
- And you're like, "Oh, my God, I'm hot."
- 1201
- 01:03:17,957 --> 01:03:20,492
- Who do you think is gonna crack
- first, Mel or Mia?
- 1202
- 01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:23,029
- - Your lashes are thickish and longish.
- - Yeah.
- 1203
- 01:03:23,162 --> 01:03:25,831
- You just need to shine a
- light on them with a bit of...
- 1204
- 01:03:25,965 --> 01:03:27,365
- - ...mascara.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1205
- 01:03:27,499 --> 01:03:30,302
- - There you go. Beautiful.
- - Thank you.
- 1206
- 01:03:30,435 --> 01:03:32,804
- - No, I was talking about his technique.
- - Thank you.
- 1207
- 01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,647
- - It's beautiful.
- - Right?
- 1208
- 01:03:46,284 --> 01:03:48,720
- Now let's see how everyone did.
- 1209
- 01:03:48,854 --> 01:03:51,523
- Mia and Mel,
- walk us through Layla's look.
- 1210
- 01:03:51,656 --> 01:03:53,092
- Yes.
- 1211
- 01:03:53,226 --> 01:03:56,895
- At Mia & Mel, we're not about
- painting it on. We don't like that.
- 1212
- 01:03:57,029 --> 01:04:00,599
- We like to see it shine through.
- Look at you!
- 1213
- 01:04:00,732 --> 01:04:01,666
- Thank you.
- 1214
- 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,970
- Now, fellas,
- show us your look.
- 1215
- 01:04:04,736 --> 01:04:06,738
- <i>Voilà.</i>
- 1216
- 01:04:08,107 --> 01:04:09,641
- Lola is a very cute girl,
- 1217
- 01:04:09,775 --> 01:04:12,711
- but we knew she could
- be a stone-cold fox.
- 1218
- 01:04:12,844 --> 01:04:16,715
- So we started with an all-over matte
- foundation to cover up her flaws.
- 1219
- 01:04:16,848 --> 01:04:20,219
- Then, of course, we finished it
- with our signature Get Some...
- 1220
- 01:04:20,352 --> 01:04:22,255
- ...Poppin' Cherry Lipstick.
- 1221
- 01:04:22,387 --> 01:04:25,390
- Lola, Layla,
- please come closer.
- 1222
- 01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:32,497
- It's funny. It's almost like
- a before and after, right?
- 1223
- 01:04:37,136 --> 01:04:39,005
- Actually, we're not finished yet.
- Sit down.
- 1224
- 01:04:39,138 --> 01:04:41,040
- What? We did what we wanted.
- Leave it alone.
- 1225
- 01:04:41,174 --> 01:04:43,875
- We're not done. We just have a
- little more work to do on our twin.
- 1226
- 01:04:44,010 --> 01:04:46,245
- - Just give me a second.
- - What are you doing?
- 1227
- 01:04:46,378 --> 01:04:48,747
- - What is wrong with you?
- - I'm fixing this.
- 1228
- 01:04:49,815 --> 01:04:51,416
- You can't keep trying
- to please someone
- 1229
- 01:04:51,550 --> 01:04:53,418
- who keeps
- screwing you over and over.
- 1230
- 01:04:53,552 --> 01:04:55,054
- She's not your mother.
- 1231
- 01:04:56,421 --> 01:04:59,125
- Mel, you are so right
- about her.
- 1232
- 01:04:59,258 --> 01:05:02,929
- She really is ruthless when
- she doesn't get what she wants.
- 1233
- 01:05:03,062 --> 01:05:07,033
- I see what you mean by always having
- to walk on eggshells around her.
- 1234
- 01:05:09,768 --> 01:05:11,503
- So that's
- what you're doing?
- 1235
- 01:05:11,636 --> 01:05:15,074
- You're sitting around talking shit
- about me with Claire behind my back?
- 1236
- 01:05:16,075 --> 01:05:19,778
- No, I just don't know how
- to deal with you sometimes!
- 1237
- 01:05:19,911 --> 01:05:23,715
- Well, you could've figured that out
- a long time ago by just trusting me.
- 1238
- 01:05:23,849 --> 01:05:27,352
- You don't have to deal
- with me no more. I quit.
- 1239
- 01:05:45,403 --> 01:05:47,472
- You just gave her
- control of our company!
- 1240
- 01:05:47,606 --> 01:05:50,042
- Hasn't been our company
- for a long time, Mel.
- 1241
- 01:05:50,176 --> 01:05:51,409
- That is not true!
- 1242
- 01:05:51,543 --> 01:05:53,511
- The only reason
- you ever wanted us to succeed
- 1243
- 01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:54,880
- is 'cause you're obsessed
- 1244
- 01:05:55,014 --> 01:05:56,681
- with what everybody
- thinks about you.
- 1245
- 01:05:56,815 --> 01:05:58,251
- You don't care
- what anyone thinks.
- 1246
- 01:05:58,416 --> 01:06:00,886
- You just do whatever you want to do.
- You're so selfish!
- 1247
- 01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:02,054
- - I'm selfish?
- - Yeah!
- 1248
- 01:06:02,188 --> 01:06:03,622
- I've been taking care of you
- 1249
- 01:06:03,755 --> 01:06:05,358
- since the first day I walked
- into your broke-ass home.
- 1250
- 01:06:05,490 --> 01:06:07,026
- So I'm just a charity case? Huh?
- 1251
- 01:06:07,159 --> 01:06:09,061
- I wish you'd told me that
- so I didn't waste my life
- 1252
- 01:06:09,195 --> 01:06:11,630
- trying to get you to do things
- you're too scared to do!
- 1253
- 01:06:11,763 --> 01:06:13,165
- This ain't about you
- supporting me.
- 1254
- 01:06:13,299 --> 01:06:16,235
- It's about you trying to prove
- that you're not a nobody!
- 1255
- 01:06:16,969 --> 01:06:19,638
- I'd rather be a nobody
- than a bully.
- 1256
- 01:06:19,771 --> 01:06:23,209
- I'm done with you
- weighing me down.
- 1257
- 01:06:23,342 --> 01:06:26,411
- This last 20 years
- has been a waste.
- 1258
- 01:06:55,507 --> 01:06:58,945
- You guys were right. We never should've
- started the company to begin with.
- 1259
- 01:06:59,078 --> 01:07:02,381
- Oh, my God, the only reason
- that we were so bitchy about it
- 1260
- 01:07:02,514 --> 01:07:04,083
- is because
- we were so jealous of you.
- 1261
- 01:07:04,216 --> 01:07:07,119
- It's true.
- So much of my diary is designated
- 1262
- 01:07:07,253 --> 01:07:10,789
- to feeling left out and jealous
- of you and Mel's friendship.
- 1263
- 01:07:10,922 --> 01:07:13,525
- You got to hang out every day
- with your best friend.
- 1264
- 01:07:13,658 --> 01:07:16,861
- We get to hang out with our families,
- which is great, but sometimes...
- 1265
- 01:07:16,996 --> 01:07:20,865
- We get to hang out with our
- families, which is awesome, but
- 1266
- 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,501
- sometimes you just want to
- be with your friends.
- 1267
- 01:07:23,635 --> 01:07:28,441
- You two are gonna work it out.
- You're like sisters. It's beautiful.
- 1268
- 01:07:28,573 --> 01:07:30,176
- Yeah, Kim's right.
- 1269
- 01:07:30,309 --> 01:07:32,877
- I mean, I don't know anything
- about sisters as I'm an only child,
- 1270
- 01:07:33,012 --> 01:07:36,815
- but it is beautiful,
- and you will work it out.
- 1271
- 01:07:37,515 --> 01:07:39,151
- Thanks, ladies.
- 1272
- 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:42,821
- I don't know.
- 1273
- 01:07:49,195 --> 01:07:50,895
- What are you doing?
- 1274
- 01:07:51,964 --> 01:07:53,432
- Zillowing.
- 1275
- 01:07:53,565 --> 01:07:58,137
- I have to find more affordable
- housing, as I am currently unemployed.
- 1276
- 01:08:07,346 --> 01:08:09,148
- It's a knockoff.
- 1277
- 01:08:09,281 --> 01:08:10,715
- Clearly.
- 1278
- 01:08:10,849 --> 01:08:12,851
- I'm sorry, Barret.
- 1279
- 01:08:13,486 --> 01:08:15,520
- We never should've
- fired you.
- 1280
- 01:08:15,653 --> 01:08:18,024
- You know,
- I'm not mad that you fired me.
- 1281
- 01:08:18,157 --> 01:08:20,226
- I know that Claire
- gave you no choice.
- 1282
- 01:08:20,359 --> 01:08:23,429
- What I don't understand is why
- you never called me afterwards.
- 1283
- 01:08:23,561 --> 01:08:25,197
- This is the first time
- we're speaking.
- 1284
- 01:08:25,331 --> 01:08:28,367
- And I suspect it's only because
- you don't have Mel right now.
- 1285
- 01:08:28,501 --> 01:08:31,770
- - I can't do this.
- - Sit your ass down!
- 1286
- 01:08:32,904 --> 01:08:35,007
- I ain't done with you yet.
- 1287
- 01:08:37,109 --> 01:08:40,012
- Do you understand
- what Mel does for you?
- 1288
- 01:08:40,146 --> 01:08:42,415
- - She doesn't do...
- - You have no idea.
- 1289
- 01:08:42,547 --> 01:08:46,285
- Every day, she comes into the
- store, she sets it up perfectly,
- 1290
- 01:08:46,419 --> 01:08:50,122
- so you can come in and be a
- whirling dervish of creativity.
- 1291
- 01:08:50,256 --> 01:08:51,390
- And when it's all over...
- 1292
- 01:08:51,991 --> 01:08:53,558
- she cleans up after you
- 1293
- 01:08:53,691 --> 01:08:56,062
- so you can come back in the next
- day and do it all over again.
- 1294
- 01:08:56,195 --> 01:08:58,431
- And I suspect
- it's the same at home.
- 1295
- 01:08:59,331 --> 01:09:03,302
- I mean, she does put toothpaste
- on my toothbrush.
- 1296
- 01:09:03,436 --> 01:09:05,237
- Almost every day.
- 1297
- 01:09:09,408 --> 01:09:11,143
- Hey, Syd.
- 1298
- 01:09:11,277 --> 01:09:14,313
- How are you? That's a pretty dress.
- Where's it from?
- 1299
- 01:09:14,447 --> 01:09:20,086
- Oh. Yeah, I found it on a chain-link
- fence out in front of the school.
- 1300
- 01:09:20,219 --> 01:09:21,753
- Yeah.
- 1301
- 01:09:22,821 --> 01:09:26,258
- It's been pretty dull
- without you. Both of you.
- 1302
- 01:09:26,392 --> 01:09:27,725
- Syd...
- 1303
- 01:09:29,295 --> 01:09:32,298
- Mia and I aren't gonna
- work together anymore.
- 1304
- 01:09:32,932 --> 01:09:34,632
- Can I tell you something?
- 1305
- 01:09:34,766 --> 01:09:38,903
- I just know that you're so scared
- that you can't tell her anything.
- 1306
- 01:09:39,038 --> 01:09:41,474
- So you can't
- work anything out.
- 1307
- 01:09:41,606 --> 01:09:43,976
- That's how this whole mess
- started.
- 1308
- 01:09:44,977 --> 01:09:46,011
- Fuck.
- 1309
- 01:09:46,145 --> 01:09:48,913
- Come on.
- You guys got to come back to work.
- 1310
- 01:09:49,048 --> 01:09:51,517
- You do. I mean,
- did you see this?
- 1311
- 01:09:51,649 --> 01:09:53,352
- I found this
- on the Get Some website.
- 1312
- 01:09:53,486 --> 01:09:57,123
- Claire Luna is introducing a
- new product at her launch party.
- 1313
- 01:09:57,655 --> 01:09:59,657
- What?
- 1314
- 01:09:59,791 --> 01:10:03,262
- She ripped us off.
- That's One Night Stand!
- 1315
- 01:10:03,395 --> 01:10:06,165
- You're gonna let someone
- just take your best seller?
- 1316
- 01:10:06,298 --> 01:10:08,700
- And your best friend?
- 1317
- 01:10:16,841 --> 01:10:18,110
- I was just about to call you!
- 1318
- 01:10:18,244 --> 01:10:20,045
- Where are you?
- I need to tell you something.
- 1319
- 01:10:20,179 --> 01:10:21,580
- I just left the store.
- Where are you?
- 1320
- 01:10:21,713 --> 01:10:23,449
- I'm headed towards the store.
- I'll find you.
- 1321
- 01:10:23,582 --> 01:10:27,019
- I have to tell you something.
- I can't believe I brought that tiny...
- 1322
- 01:10:27,153 --> 01:10:29,088
- What I have to tell you
- is way more important.
- 1323
- 01:10:29,221 --> 01:10:31,490
- No, it's not more important
- than what I have to tell you.
- 1324
- 01:10:31,624 --> 01:10:33,025
- I need to apologize.
- 1325
- 01:10:33,159 --> 01:10:35,594
- I was so blind to everything you do.
- You were right.
- 1326
- 01:10:35,727 --> 01:10:39,198
- I was scared.
- I was unfair to you, and...
- 1327
- 01:10:45,371 --> 01:10:47,672
- I'm so sorry
- I ever took you for granted.
- 1328
- 01:10:47,805 --> 01:10:49,375
- I'm so sorry.
- 1329
- 01:10:49,508 --> 01:10:52,511
- No, you were right.
- I need to change, and I'm gonna do better.
- 1330
- 01:10:53,345 --> 01:10:56,148
- I just don't ever
- want to disappoint you.
- 1331
- 01:10:56,282 --> 01:10:59,285
- You're my family.
- You're my home.
- 1332
- 01:11:01,453 --> 01:11:03,788
- I don't know
- what I would do without you.
- 1333
- 01:11:03,922 --> 01:11:06,525
- Girl, I didn't brush my
- teeth for three weeks!
- 1334
- 01:11:08,127 --> 01:11:11,463
- I'm so sorry I ever believed
- anything she ever said.
- 1335
- 01:11:11,597 --> 01:11:13,065
- I'm sorry I blew our chance.
- 1336
- 01:11:13,199 --> 01:11:14,667
- We never had a chance!
- You were right.
- 1337
- 01:11:14,799 --> 01:11:17,069
- She gave One Night Stand
- to the Get Some guys.
- 1338
- 01:11:17,203 --> 01:11:18,370
- Ooh.
- 1339
- 01:11:18,504 --> 01:11:21,607
- Nobody steals our ideas
- and gets away with it.
- 1340
- 01:11:22,608 --> 01:11:26,145
- You know what?
- We're gonna break this bitch's back.
- 1341
- 01:11:55,975 --> 01:11:57,909
- Thank you for seeing me.
- 1342
- 01:11:58,043 --> 01:12:00,812
- Yes, Mia Paige,
- how can I help you?
- 1343
- 01:12:02,481 --> 01:12:03,881
- I have an offer for you.
- 1344
- 01:12:04,016 --> 01:12:06,818
- A sweet-ass offer
- that you won't want to refuse.
- 1345
- 01:12:13,758 --> 01:12:15,294
- Let's move!
- 1346
- 01:12:28,340 --> 01:12:30,175
- - Look at this crowd, baby!
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1347
- 01:12:33,979 --> 01:12:36,548
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- the queen of cosmetic chic,
- 1348
- 01:12:36,949 --> 01:12:39,285
- Claire Luna!
- 1349
- 01:12:40,486 --> 01:12:44,523
- Hello, you fabulous women!
- 1350
- 01:12:45,790 --> 01:12:47,626
- I just adore this event
- 1351
- 01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:52,298
- because this is when I get to introduce
- my debutantes to the cosmetics world.
- 1352
- 01:12:52,431 --> 01:12:53,898
- Yeah.
- 1353
- 01:12:54,033 --> 01:12:56,101
- These two are geniuses.
- 1354
- 01:12:56,235 --> 01:13:01,140
- And together we have an
- incredible new product to launch
- 1355
- 01:13:01,273 --> 01:13:04,909
- that you ladies will lose your minds over.
- 1356
- 01:13:05,044 --> 01:13:08,113
- Are you ready
- to lose your minds?
- 1357
- 01:13:09,648 --> 01:13:11,016
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- 1358
- 01:13:11,150 --> 01:13:15,454
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- please welcome to the stage,
- 1359
- 01:13:15,587 --> 01:13:17,723
- Mia and Mel!
- 1360
- 01:13:17,855 --> 01:13:20,225
- - Yes, ladies, ladies.
- - Ladies.
- 1361
- 01:13:22,094 --> 01:13:26,131
- Thank you. We couldn't be
- more thrilled to be here
- 1362
- 01:13:26,265 --> 01:13:29,867
- and have the support of this
- strong woman right here.
- 1363
- 01:13:30,002 --> 01:13:31,937
- Thank you, Claire,
- for supporting all women.
- 1364
- 01:13:32,071 --> 01:13:33,339
- Thank you, Claire!
- 1365
- 01:13:34,606 --> 01:13:37,142
- This is like hugging
- a little Mexican Barbie doll.
- 1366
- 01:13:37,276 --> 01:13:40,412
- - Like a bunch of celery.
- - Are those Spanx?
- 1367
- 01:13:44,183 --> 01:13:46,051
- It is because of you, Claire,
- that we can stand here
- 1368
- 01:13:46,185 --> 01:13:52,291
- and have the chance to share with you all
- what we believe is the core of beauty:
- 1369
- 01:13:52,758 --> 01:13:54,159
- Each other.
- 1370
- 01:13:54,293 --> 01:13:55,327
- Mmm.
- 1371
- 01:13:57,529 --> 01:13:59,698
- <i>Friendship isn't
- just about the high points.</i>
- 1372
- 01:13:59,832 --> 01:14:02,735
- <i>It's about the low points, too.
- And everything in between.</i>
- 1373
- 01:14:02,867 --> 01:14:05,471
- You really think you're gonna
- get away with this shit?
- 1374
- 01:14:05,604 --> 01:14:06,705
- Mm-hmm.
- 1375
- 01:14:07,905 --> 01:14:11,677
- <i>Um, do they judge me when I
- get too drunk at baby showers?</i>
- 1376
- 01:14:11,810 --> 01:14:13,212
- <i>A hundred percent.</i>
- 1377
- 01:14:14,246 --> 01:14:16,515
- <i>But at the end of the day,</i>
- 1378
- 01:14:16,648 --> 01:14:19,218
- <i>look at this skin,
- look at this smile,</i>
- 1379
- 01:14:19,351 --> 01:14:21,186
- <i>look at these hearts.
- You know what I mean?</i>
- 1380
- 01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:23,789
- - <i>I love you guys so much.</i>
- - <i>I love you guys, too.</i>
- 1381
- 01:14:26,592 --> 01:14:29,228
- - Go do something!
- - Like what? They're already on the stage.
- 1382
- 01:14:29,361 --> 01:14:32,364
- - So? Go get...
- - Hey! Hey! Let them finish.
- 1383
- 01:14:32,498 --> 01:14:33,665
- Get rid of it.
- 1384
- 01:14:33,799 --> 01:14:35,801
- - Can I have that back?
- - Oh, come on!
- 1385
- 01:14:35,934 --> 01:14:37,970
- I've got butt plugs
- way bigger than you.
- 1386
- 01:14:38,103 --> 01:14:40,105
- Fine, I'll stop...
- 1387
- 01:14:40,239 --> 01:14:43,275
- Yours are made
- of stone. Ow.
- 1388
- 01:14:43,409 --> 01:14:47,212
- You pumpkin-spiced turd!
- I'm gonna pull all this shit off!
- 1389
- 01:14:47,346 --> 01:14:49,581
- Josh, Josh, Josh,
- you're fired!
- 1390
- 01:14:50,015 --> 01:14:51,550
- What?
- 1391
- 01:14:53,318 --> 01:14:55,988
- <i>You can't depend on no man
- to bring you happiness.</i>
- 1392
- 01:14:56,121 --> 01:14:57,623
- That's my cue.
- 1393
- 01:14:57,756 --> 01:14:59,391
- <i>You're right,
- and I really needed to hear that.</i>
- 1394
- 01:14:59,525 --> 01:15:01,260
- <i>The happiness is on the inside.
- We taught you that, right?</i>
- 1395
- 01:15:01,393 --> 01:15:02,661
- <i>It sounds like such a cliché,</i>
- 1396
- 01:15:02,795 --> 01:15:05,264
- - <i>but it really is true.</i>
- - <i>It's the truth!</i>
- 1397
- 01:15:05,397 --> 01:15:07,232
- <i>I mean, you're just
- such an incredible friend.</i>
- 1398
- 01:15:07,366 --> 01:15:11,236
- <i>And if I get hit by a bus on the way out
- of here, I just want you to know that</i>
- 1399
- 01:15:11,370 --> 01:15:12,504
- <i>he really was my best friend.</i>
- 1400
- 01:15:22,414 --> 01:15:25,451
- Ladies, we have a new product
- for all you besties out there
- 1401
- 01:15:25,584 --> 01:15:28,253
- who've been brave enough
- to ride out the rough patches
- 1402
- 01:15:28,387 --> 01:15:30,989
- and get stronger
- on the other end.
- 1403
- 01:15:31,123 --> 01:15:33,959
- This is "Ride or Die",
- y'all!
- 1404
- 01:15:35,461 --> 01:15:38,397
- A custom beauty kit that
- allows you and your best friend
- 1405
- 01:15:38,530 --> 01:15:41,667
- to pretty it up
- while you break it down.
- 1406
- 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:43,335
- Where my besties at, huh?
- 1407
- 01:15:43,469 --> 01:15:46,505
- We're the ones who stuck it out
- through all that shit!
- 1408
- 01:15:46,638 --> 01:15:48,974
- - Y'all know what I'm talking about.
- - "Ride or Die."
- 1409
- 01:15:49,107 --> 01:15:51,543
- Check it out, ladies.
- See? Look at that.
- 1410
- 01:15:52,110 --> 01:15:53,612
- They're a hit.
- 1411
- 01:15:53,745 --> 01:15:56,348
- - Does this mean I'm still fired?
- - Hell, yes.
- 1412
- 01:15:57,850 --> 01:16:01,320
- Well, good luck trying to
- find your purse without me!
- 1413
- 01:16:02,254 --> 01:16:04,056
- I left it where it usually is.
- 1414
- 01:16:11,230 --> 01:16:13,765
- Okay, I forgive you.
- 1415
- 01:16:13,899 --> 01:16:15,534
- This is gonna be great
- for Oviedo!
- 1416
- 01:16:15,667 --> 01:16:17,636
- Oh, this is not
- for your company.
- 1417
- 01:16:17,769 --> 01:16:19,238
- Baby, I own you.
- 1418
- 01:16:19,371 --> 01:16:22,541
- Actually, you don't own us.
- You own Mia & Mel, the company.
- 1419
- 01:16:22,674 --> 01:16:25,777
- You know, you were right.
- One Night Stand is old news now.
- 1420
- 01:16:25,911 --> 01:16:28,614
- So we've started a new company,
- with a new partner,
- 1421
- 01:16:28,747 --> 01:16:30,415
- and we're calling it Proud.
- 1422
- 01:16:31,450 --> 01:16:33,352
- You're starting
- from scratch?
- 1423
- 01:16:33,485 --> 01:16:35,320
- What are you gonna do,
- go door-to-door
- 1424
- 01:16:35,454 --> 01:16:37,890
- and try to sell it
- with your Girl Scout cookies?
- 1425
- 01:16:38,023 --> 01:16:38,824
- Ha!
- 1426
- 01:16:38,958 --> 01:16:40,325
- Not exactly.
- 1427
- 01:16:41,894 --> 01:16:43,095
- Shay?
- 1428
- 01:16:43,529 --> 01:16:44,796
- Hello, Claire.
- 1429
- 01:16:47,065 --> 01:16:50,269
- Oh, I see what's going on here.
- 1430
- 01:16:50,402 --> 01:16:52,905
- You're trying to steal my girls
- to get back at me.
- 1431
- 01:16:53,038 --> 01:16:56,241
- No, I don't need to steal your
- girls, because you pushed them out.
- 1432
- 01:16:56,375 --> 01:16:57,543
- Just like you pushed me out.
- 1433
- 01:16:57,676 --> 01:16:59,278
- Oh, my God,
- I've had enough of that drama.
- 1434
- 01:16:59,411 --> 01:17:01,313
- - Go talk to my lawyer.
- - Shoo!
- 1435
- 01:17:01,446 --> 01:17:03,849
- Oh, Claire.
- You're still the same.
- 1436
- 01:17:03,983 --> 01:17:08,253
- We were a great team. But you
- always had to be right at all costs.
- 1437
- 01:17:08,387 --> 01:17:09,788
- - Mm-hmm.
- - And you haven't changed.
- 1438
- 01:17:09,922 --> 01:17:13,825
- Even your face looks like
- it hasn't smiled in 30 years.
- 1439
- 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:17,696
- - Is that supposed to be an insult?
- - Well, yeah, to your soul.
- 1440
- 01:17:17,829 --> 01:17:19,831
- Physically
- you look great.
- 1441
- 01:17:21,968 --> 01:17:24,603
- Obviously,
- I overestimated you two.
- 1442
- 01:17:24,736 --> 01:17:27,406
- You are nothing
- but a baby and a bully.
- 1443
- 01:17:27,539 --> 01:17:30,108
- You know what?
- No, okay?
- 1444
- 01:17:30,242 --> 01:17:31,945
- We're smart,
- and we're strong,
- 1445
- 01:17:32,077 --> 01:17:34,279
- and we're best friends,
- and we love and respect each other.
- 1446
- 01:17:34,413 --> 01:17:36,448
- And you know what you are,
- Claire Luna?
- 1447
- 01:17:36,582 --> 01:17:40,686
- You're a lying, manipulative,
- conniving, backstabbing,
- 1448
- 01:17:40,819 --> 01:17:43,789
- bucktoothed,
- Jessica Rabbit-looking motherfucker!
- 1449
- 01:17:43,922 --> 01:17:45,123
- Ooh, that is good.
- 1450
- 01:17:45,257 --> 01:17:46,692
- You surprised me
- with the whole teeth thing,
- 1451
- 01:17:46,825 --> 01:17:48,594
- 'cause they are looking crazy.
- But keep going.
- 1452
- 01:17:48,727 --> 01:17:51,296
- And you know what else you have?
- You have Blue Waffles.
- 1453
- 01:17:51,430 --> 01:17:54,968
- She has Blue Waffles!
- This bitch here!
- 1454
- 01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:56,468
- - No, I don't!
- - She does.
- 1455
- 01:17:56,602 --> 01:17:58,370
- - No!
- - And you are not fierst!
- 1456
- 01:17:58,503 --> 01:18:02,307
- And now it's our time
- to celebrate. Come on.
- 1457
- 01:18:02,441 --> 01:18:05,143
- - Now, who feels like feeling good?
- - Hey!
- 1458
- 01:18:05,277 --> 01:18:08,847
- - What do you think you're doing?
- - Feeling good...
- 1459
- 01:18:10,549 --> 01:18:11,985
- <i>One, two, three, four!</i>
- 1460
- 01:18:15,887 --> 01:18:18,557
- <i>♪ Left a good job
- In the city ♪</i>
- 1461
- 01:18:18,690 --> 01:18:21,393
- <i>♪ Working for the man
- Every night and day ♪</i>
- 1462
- 01:18:21,526 --> 01:18:24,063
- <i>♪ And I never lost
- One minute of sleeping ♪</i>
- 1463
- 01:18:24,196 --> 01:18:27,132
- <i>♪ Worrying 'bout the way
- Things might have been ♪</i>
- 1464
- 01:18:27,265 --> 01:18:29,035
- <i>♪ Big wheels keep on turning ♪</i>
- 1465
- 01:18:29,835 --> 01:18:32,170
- <i>♪ Proud Mary keep on burning ♪</i>
- 1466
- 01:18:32,304 --> 01:18:35,407
- <i>♪ And we're rollin', rollin' ♪</i>
- 1467
- 01:18:35,540 --> 01:18:37,944
- <i>♪ Rollin' on the river ♪</i>
- 1468
- 01:18:38,077 --> 01:18:40,113
- They're amazing!
- 1469
- 01:18:40,245 --> 01:18:42,848
- Great. You get to
- watch me take their name
- 1470
- 01:18:42,982 --> 01:18:46,052
- and make one billion dollars
- with it, and you'll get nothing.
- 1471
- 01:18:46,184 --> 01:18:47,886
- I don't need anything.
- 1472
- 01:18:48,021 --> 01:18:52,491
- And technically,
- they still own 49% of Mia & Mel.
- 1473
- 01:18:52,624 --> 01:18:57,729
- So you'll have to pay them
- $490 million.
- 1474
- 01:18:59,865 --> 01:19:01,333
- Fuck!
- 1475
- 01:19:01,466 --> 01:19:04,269
- <i>♪ We're rollin', rollin' ♪</i>
- 1476
- 01:19:04,403 --> 01:19:07,040
- <i>♪ Rollin' on the river ♪</i>
- 1477
- 01:19:13,912 --> 01:19:15,247
- <i>♪ Come on ♪</i>
- 1478
- 01:19:16,149 --> 01:19:18,316
- Hey, hey, hey.
- 1479
- 01:19:23,156 --> 01:19:24,623
- <i>♪ Rollin' ♪</i>
- 1480
- 01:19:25,490 --> 01:19:26,491
- <i>♪ Rollin' ♪</i>
- 1481
- 01:19:26,625 --> 01:19:29,095
- <i>♪ Rolling, Rollin' ♪</i>
- 1482
- 01:19:29,227 --> 01:19:31,763
- <i>♪ Rollin' on the river... ♪</i>
- 1483
- 01:19:32,898 --> 01:19:34,800
- <i>Ladies, I just got word
- from distribution</i>
- 1484
- 01:19:34,934 --> 01:19:38,537
- that Proud will be sold
- internationally by the end of the year!
- 1485
- 01:19:38,670 --> 01:19:40,940
- That's amazing!
- 1486
- 01:19:41,074 --> 01:19:44,776
- Okay, okay, now let's see
- if you bitches been practicing.
- 1487
- 01:19:44,910 --> 01:19:48,081
- All right, Barret...
- how do you say "Proud" in French?
- 1488
- 01:19:48,213 --> 01:19:49,214
- <i>Fiére.</i>
- 1489
- 01:19:49,347 --> 01:19:51,283
- - Spanish?
- - <i>Orgullosa.</i>
- 1490
- 01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:53,785
- Uh...
- That's Russian.
- 1491
- 01:19:53,919 --> 01:19:55,754
- Spaghetti.
- 1492
- 01:19:55,887 --> 01:19:56,989
- Italian.
- 1493
- 01:20:00,659 --> 01:20:02,861
- Girl, we gonna have to
- get you microchipped.
- 1494
- 01:20:02,995 --> 01:20:04,830
- Toodles!
- 1495
- 01:20:04,964 --> 01:20:08,300
- - Thank you, ladies. That's it for today.
- - Great, thank you.
- 1496
- 01:20:12,504 --> 01:20:15,108
- - Do not.
- - What?
- 1497
- 01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:17,476
- Come on.
- Then just say it.
- 1498
- 01:20:17,609 --> 01:20:19,878
- Are you gonna do this every week
- for the next 20 years?
- 1499
- 01:20:20,012 --> 01:20:22,848
- Twenty? We're stopping
- this after only 20 years?
- 1500
- 01:20:23,882 --> 01:20:25,617
- Say it. Just say it.
- Just say it.
- 1501
- 01:20:25,751 --> 01:20:28,587
- Okay, fine. I'll say it
- if this is gonna make you stop.
- 1502
- 01:20:31,057 --> 01:20:32,324
- - We did it.
- - What?
- 1503
- 01:20:32,457 --> 01:20:33,859
- - We did it.
- - What? Louder.
- 1504
- 01:20:33,993 --> 01:20:36,261
- - We did it! We did it!
- - Yes? What did we do?
- 1505
- 01:20:36,394 --> 01:20:39,198
- We blew up! We poppin'!
- We blew up!
- 1506
- 01:20:39,331 --> 01:20:40,599
- - Yeah, we did it?
- - Yes!
- 1507
- 01:20:51,944 --> 01:20:53,879
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