PLUNDER THE PIG PEN PART 3 (claraskylerjohnmark)

Skyler is back in a happier time, fully winged and with women actually interested in him. Even if they're centipedes and stuff.
<BigPig>: The cyber tech looking futuristic room is now empty save for the unconscious Xxashu the watch is turned off and the elevator stands waiting for them
<Skyler>: "Aaaand onto the next room."
Skyler goes over to the elevator
Clara taps her foot
<BigPig>: "Damn, that cracka was like hardcore"
<BigPig>: "Ya'll must think you're hot shit cappin' his ass"
<BigPig>: "THAT IS IN UNTRUTH"
<BigPig>: "YOU THINK YOU BAD HUH"
<BigPig>: "IMMA TEACH YOU WHAT BAD IS"
BigPig cuts the feed
<Wrong_Way>: "...Where does he keep hiring these losers?"
Skyler presses the button and awaits the elevator
<Skyler>: "I thought these guys were from a ninja clan or something."
<Skyler>: "...That just raises more questions, though..."
<BigPig>: The elevator dings open
Skyler walks in
Clara floats forward
JohnQuint walks in, and sits in the corner
Wrong_Way steps into the elevator.
<BigPig>: The elevator slowly slides shut and begins to ascend
<Wrong_Way>: "Whatever, these guys better get more interesting or else I'm going home."
<Wrong_Way>: "I could be watching tv instead of fighting ninjas and robots."
<Skyler>: "The mayor's life is on the line, Mark. I mean, for as much as we can afford to dick around this is still /pretty/ serious."
<BigPig>: The elevator dings and comes to a halt
Skyler punctuates his thought by walking out of the elevator
<Wrong_Way>: "What has the mayor done for us besides be a mayor?"
<BigPig>: the door slides open revealing a familiar scene, shag carpets and a reclining chair
<JohnQuint>: H-h-h-he's let us ke-ke-keep the school....
Wrong_Way peers out the elevator around the room.
<Wrong_Way>: "Have we been here before?"
<Clara>: "They're recycling levels to pad out"
<Wrong_Way>: "Freaking developers."
<BigPig>: The room is now a garrish green with the addition of a large vanity mirror on the far side of the room in front of it sits a man with a truly mostrous pompadour in a green flower decorated skin tight suit with green fur lining
Skyler flexes his grip that magical shiny sword he has.
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "Mwah!"
<Wrong_Way>: "..."
<Wrong_Way>: "No way."
<Clara>: "....They recolored the boss"
Yellowblade_Greenpetal spins around in the chair it appears to be redblade in a wig
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "Behold!"
<Skyler>: "...This is a second chance to not fuck up my banter."
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "Perfection!"
Yellowblade_Greenpetal motions to his obnoxiously large blonde pompadour
<Wrong_Way>: "Please tell me this isn't him again...."
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "You may have defeated my... Brother!"
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "But I will prove a much greater challenge!"
Skyler nervously feels the hair on his own head. Pompadours aren't /fa/, right? Probably.
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "Now die worms!"
<Clara>: "Then bring it, maybe you'll get to us before the 50's take their hair back"
<Wrong_Way>: "Ehehe, good one."
Yellowblade_Greenpetal swings his neck around as he does so his hair extends to mammoth proportions and swings at the party with lightning speed
<Skyler>: "Pompadours are from the fifti-"
<JohnQuint>: OhGod!
Clara switches her gravity, dodging the pomp by attaching to the ceiling
Skyler 's question is interrupted as he, leading the party, is pompadour'd
JohnQuint tucks and rolls out of the way
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "Splitting ends!"
<JohnQuint>: SHould I punchIt?!
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "For your lives!!"
Wrong_Way raises up his shield, now scared of being hit by someone's hairstyle.
Skyler flies over and smashes into the wall
Yellowblade_Greenpetal swings his head back he does his pompadour retracts he runs a comb through it
Skyler slides down from his little crater, thankfully cushioned by DEM WINGS, and stands up to brush wall off his back/wings
<Skyler>: "...Pompadours are from the fifties?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Do you think how we beat him up last time is gonna work?"
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "Pompadours are timeless but how about something more modern!"
<Clara>: "Alright, you have one technique of your own. Good for you. To bad for you this will be a close SHAVE!" she pulls herself forward at Yellowblade with a gravitational force, a dagger extending from her gauntlet and slicing at HIS HAIR
Yellowblade_Greenpetal combs his hands through his hair as he does it turns into a mighty afro which booms outwards crashing into Clara with even greater force
Clara is thrown back, crashing into a wall
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "Mwah ah aha ah"
<Wrong_Way>: "You okay Clara?"
JohnQuint is shaking in the corner, as he puts his head on the ground, and takes off his gloves, shaking the whole time
<Skyler>: "...Magic sword! Maybe it'll work /this/ time!"
<Clara>: "I've got armor, I'm fine"
Skyler flies over to slash at the fro with MAGIC SWORD
Clara picks herself up, cracking her knuckles
Wrong_Way just keeps his riot shield up
Yellowblade_Greenpetal is in mid victory laugh when a the sword sticks into his hair Skyler continues forward as the sword is caught in the 'fro
JohnQuint walks over, and tries to punch at his hair with explosions
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "You think I would let you cut my luscious locks!"
Skyler lets himself fall onto his feet and slide forwards with his momentum, and throws a punch at Yellowblade_Greenpetal's head
<Skyler>: "...Well, yeah!"
Yellowblade_Greenpetal is double punched
Yellowblade_Greenpetal crashes into his vanity cans of hair spray and products spilling out everywhere
<Skyler>: "...John, how do you think he would react to getting blood all over his hair?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez, it reminds me of my grandma's beauty salon now."
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "doo battards brugged muh node!"
Wrong_Way covers his nose while keeping one hand on the shield.
<JohnQuint>: IDontKnowIDontLikeThrowingThebloodOhGodSorry!
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "muh boodiful fade id ruined!"
JohnQuint tosses a handful of blood on Yellowblade_Greenpetal
Yellowblade_Greenpetal looks up at them from the ground his nose is crooked as fuck
Yellowblade_Greenpetal is splashed with blood
Wrong_Way cringes when he sees the broken nose
<Skyler>: "W-woah! Buddy! Calm down! Just, uh, just /try/, if you think you can. We can think of other plans in the meantime."
Skyler will get better at this 'leading' schtick someday. Maybe?
Yellowblade_Greenpetal stands completely still his right eye twitches slightly
JohnQuint walks over nervously
Yellowblade_Greenpetal just stands there in some kind of trance
<JohnQuint>: A-a-are you ok-okay?
Wrong_Way lowers his shield down, a little worried.
Skyler hops over to take John by the shoulders and walk in back and away
Clara crosses her arms, floating
<Skyler>: "Aaaaactually, maybe not. He looks /kiiiinda/ peeved."
Yellowblade_Greenpetal cracks his nose back into place tenderly adjusting it
<JohnQuint>: C-c-can you grab me o-o-o-over here?
JohnQuint points towards his head
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey dude, you want me to fix that for you?"
<Wrong_Way>: "I-I don't think you're supposed to fix noses like that..."
Yellowblade_Greenpetal runs a hand through his hair coming back with a hand covered in blood
<Skyler>: "Uh, Mark, get John's head."
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: mwah
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: ah
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: AH
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Skyler nervously walks away from John as if he was balancing a stack of cards, and then straightens his psoture to face Yellowblade
Wrong_Way raises his riot shield scared out of his wits
Clara braces
JohnQuint is cowering
Yellowblade_Greenpetal rips of his shirt his muscles expand at a rapid rate forming the most herculine body to grace the earth he has a chest of wild hair and his pompadour expands into a mass of ravenous curls, a beard bursts from his chin
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "I'LL TEAR YOU TO PIECES"
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: "AND MAKE WIGS WITH WHATS LEFT"
Yellowblade_Greenpetal rips the vanity from the wall and throws it at the party
<Skyler>: "/Oooooor/, you won't."
Clara stops the vanity in the air with gravity
Wrong_Way keeps his shield up terrified
Skyler flies under the suspended vanity to get a jet-powered dropkick to his face
<Wrong_Way>: "Ohgodnnowwhat?"
Clara throws aside the vanity and attacks after Skyler, sweeping behind him as the winged man attacks to deliver a sharp supercharged elbow to the head
JohnQuint walks over behind Wrong_Way
Yellowblade_Greenpetal whips his head around a sweeping with a tsunami of lucious blond well kept hair
Skyler is swept to the side, lands on the ground. He looks to check of his sword is still in the hair
Wrong_Way looks behind at him and realizes John still needs his head.
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: The sword is whipped by the hair and lands next to John and WW
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez, John /doesn't/ have his head."
Clara is pushed back but thrusts her hands forward, sending a wave of force at yellowblade
JohnQuint doesn't catch his head
<JohnQuint>: I n-n-n-need my gloves!
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh for pete's sake, Where ARE THEY?"
<JohnQuint>: n-n-ext to my head....
<JohnQuint>: I felt s-s-s-safer behind the shi-shi-shield...
Yellowblade_Greenpetal pushes back with avalanche of hair the two forces push against each other
<Wrong_Way>: "Fine, John /doesn't/ have his gloves, now pick up your head."
Yellowblade_Greenpetal fliches and is hurled across the room crashing into the opposing wall again he slumps to the ground this time
JohnQuint pikcs up his head, frowning, also picking up the sword
<Wrong_Way>: "I can try moving forward with the riot sheild. You wanna use that sword?"
<JohnQuint>: N-not really....
<JohnQuint>: b-b-but, I want out of h-here alive...
Clara floats up above him
<Wrong_Way>: "HAND IT OFF TO SKYLER OR SOMEONE ELSE THEN!"
JohnQuint holds up the sword
Skyler groans as he stands himself up
<JohnQuint>: I s-s-said I w-was gonna use it...
<Wrong_Way>: "...Go then."
<JohnQuint>: ...
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: The sword hums with a fierce cry to vengeance, and seems to pull itself toward the elevator
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: or maybe its just poorly balanced
JohnQuint runs forward, holding his head straight, before he is pulled towards the elevator
Skyler looks over Clara winning, and then walks over to the Elevator
<Clara>: "Are you quite done yet?" she says down to yellowblade
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: It isn't actually pulled toward the elevator
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: or maybe it is

JohnQuint is just a dumbass then]
<JohnQuint>: or is he?]
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: [like if the blade was too heavy it would feel like its being pulled forward]
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: [its a running gag whether or not its magical]
<JohnQuint>: mkay]

Skyler takes the sword from John, able to balance it with his stronkness
<JohnQuint>: T-t-thanks....
<Skyler>: "Uh, she gave it to me, and uh, yeah."
<Yellowblade_Greenpetal>: [because she thought you liiiiiiked her skyler, but you only have eyes for one]
Yellowblade_Greenpetal groans and falls over on the ground from his leaning position
Skyler is a teenaged boy who has a poor time keeping himself emotionally restrained, leave me alone]
Clara flies down, looking to take his watch
*** Yellowblade_Greenpetal is now known as BigPig
<BigPig>: The intercom comes on once more
<BigPig>: Fug
<BigPig>: Thas all I gotta say
<BigPig>: Oh
<BigPig>: and you still aint bad
<BigPig>: I gonna show you bad
BigPig cuts the feed

<JohnQuint>: woah, clara]
<JohnQuint>: I know your dad was a theif and a criminal, but, watch theft?]
<JohnQuint>: poor form]
<Clara>: [the watch is what controls the thing ya bum]

Clara deactivates the watch
<BigPig>: The elevator slowly slides open as the watch turns off

<Skyler>: ya dont know what yer talkin about johnny boy]

<Clara>: "Next floor, boys"
JohnQuint walks into the elevator, and faces the corner
Skyler inspects the sword some more as he goes to the elevator
Clara follows them
<BigPig>: The sword is almost white and reflects light, the blade is incredibly long
<BigPig>: The elevator begins to rise
<BigPig>: 'Don't lose your way' from Kill la Kill begins to play loudly
Clara hasn't finished watching that show and its 2024
Skyler thought there was too much fanservice.
JohnQuint doesn't watch Chinese cartoons

<BigPig>: [that was the whole point you pleb]
BigPig dives out the window ]
<BigPig>: [good end]

<Skyler>: "...Does anyone here /actually/ know how to use this sword?"
<Clara>: "I figured swinging it would work"
<BigPig>: The elevator dings open revealing
<Skyler>: "You should do standup."
<BigPig>: what appears to be a large jeopardy room
BigPig lowers from the ceiling wearing a ridiculous tux that is too small on his absolutely mammoth frame he's grown to the point of having to stoop heavily at all times he takes up almost a fifth of the room
BigPig rubs his hands together and stomps toward a podium
<BigPig>: Haw haw haw
<JohnQuint>: OhGodIHaveWitnessedTheGreatBeastThatLaysBeyondGodForgiveMe!
<BigPig>: ya'll bout to play some muthfuggin mind games
<Clara>: "....What"
BigPig has ascended to Bowser tier villainous actions
<BigPig>: Five questions, can ya dig?"
Skyler sighs and walks into the room
BigPig drums his hoof hands across the podium he seems larger and greater yet at the same time a much younger man than he should be
BigPig raises and eyebrow and stares at them
<Clara>: "...Lets get started then" she steps out
<BigPig>: "Is there a hold up"
<BigPig>: "I got banks to rob and shit"
<JohnQuint>: I a-a-a-am d-down...
Skyler walks over to wherever it is Jeapordy contestants stand
BigPig checks his watch
<BigPig>: "Aight"
<BigPig>: "Dig it"
<BigPig>: "Five questions"
<BigPig>: "Dragonball"
<BigPig>: "Can ya dig?"
<Wrong_Way>: "You ran out of guys to throw at us, didn't you?"
<BigPig>: "MUTHAFUCK I GOT 20 MORE FLOORS OF PAIN WITH MY FAT BLACK ASS ON TOP OF IT"
<JohnQuint>: I....w-w-what's Dragon Ball?
<BigPig>: "THIS SHITS JUST 'MUSIN'
<BigPig>: "Aight"
Wrong_Way rolls his eyes
<BigPig>: "Vegeta's younger brother"
Clara crosses arms waiting for the first question
<BigPig>: "Whas dat niggas name"
<Clara>: "Tarble"
Skyler tries to look that shit up on his phone
<Wrong_Way>: "Vegeta had a younger brother?"
<BigPig>: "D-damn"
Clara knows her shit
<JohnQuint>: I-is it Fruitata?
<Wrong_Way>: "Johnny, don't answer any of the questions please."
<BigPig>: "Oh sorry Tarble Fruitata is wrong"
BigPig buzzes the wrong bell"
<BigPig>: "Haw haw haw"
<Wrong_Way>: "ARE YOU SERIOUS"
<JohnQuint>: IWasJokingImSorryIllShutUp!
<BigPig>: "Haw!"
BigPig wipes a tear from his face
<Clara>: "JOHN WHAT THE HELL"
JohnQuint puts his head between his legs, and crouches down
Clara was proud of herself
<JohnQuint>: ImSorryIWasMakingAjoke....
Wrong_Way hits his riot shield on the floor
<BigPig>: "Aight"
<JohnQuint>: I s-s-should just go, I'm sorry.....
<Skyler>: "John, calm down. We need you to punch shit, at the very least."
<Skyler>: "Also, you're a good friend and all that."
<Wrong_Way>: "I doubt we could leave without Bigpig blowing up the president or something."
<BigPig>: "How many times does Goku die, in Dragon Ball Z?"
BigPig snorts
Wrong_Way starts recalling and starts counting on his fingers.
<Clara>: "3?"
<BigPig>: "Bitch you a big nerd"
BigPig 's voice goes low
<BigPig>: "I can dig it"
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw yeah, Clara's the mannnnnn."
BigPig clears his throat and straightens up a bit at his podium
<BigPig>: "King Kai's..."
<BigPig>: "Monkey"
Clara rolls shoulders and waits for the next question
<BigPig>: "What's its name"
<Clara>: "Bubbles"
Skyler lets out an impressed whistle
<BigPig>: "BITCH"
<BigPig>: "You may be winnin' but guess what"
<BigPig>: "You a big nerd now"
<Clara>: "I have a lot of free time, fight me"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh man, he got you there Clara."
<BigPig>: "And all these cracker bakas know it"
<Clara>: "I already do science I'm fine with that"
<Skyler>: "Well, if being a nerd gets us to the next floor..."
Skyler shrugs
<BigPig>: "Who killed Bubbles?"
<Clara>: "....Cell?"
<BigPig>: "And how?"
<Clara>: "He..... blew himself up?"
<BigPig>: "BITCH YOU A BIG NERD"
<BigPig>: "AY"
<Clara>: "DEAL WITH IT"
<Wrong_Way>: "T-the monkey died?"
BigPig flips out a phone
<Clara>: "BUBBLES IS DEAD MARK"
BigPig dials a number
<BigPig>: "Yo"
<Wrong_Way>: "W-why'd he have to die?"
<BigPig>: "I got this bitch here she a big nerd"
<BigPig>: "mhm"
<BigPig>: "Tha's a shame"
<Clara>: "Because otherwise everybody else would have died"
BigPig hangs up the phone and stuffs it back in pocket
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh. That makes sense."
<BigPig>: "Fair's, fair"
BigPig drops a watch on the podium
<BigPig>: "HAW HAW HAW"
<Wrong_Way>: "Wait, was he also called bubbles in the original series in japan? That'd be super weird."
<Clara>: "....well that I don't know"
Clara goes and deactivates the watch
BigPig explodes in a burst of smoke and roaring, several serpent shapes weave in and out of the mass of smoke as it compresses down into a large key
<Wrong_Way>: "Woo. John, get up. You didn't screw everything up-HOLY SHIT!"
<Skyler>: "...That's new."
<JohnQuint>: OhGod!
<BigPig>: The intercom comes back to life
<BigPig>: "Haw"
<BigPig>: "That was some tight shit, amirite"
Skyler glides over to the elevator
Clara does the same
Wrong_Way mumbles about stupid pigs and drags his shield and himself to the elevator
<BigPig>: "Tenth floor, little bitch ass niggas, time for serious ass whoopin'"
<BigPig>: "Yo little heroics end here!"
<Skyler>: "...Another sister, right?"
JohnQuint walks over, rubbing his arm
BigPig cuts the feed
<JohnQuint>: S-s-sorry....
<Wrong_Way>: "It's fine John, you only messed up one answer."
<JohnQuint>: I s-s-shouldn't joke r-r-right now, s-should I?
<Wrong_Way>: "Not when we're saving the governor, John."
<Skyler>: "Mayor, Mark."
<JohnQuint>: s-sorry...
<Skyler>: "Saving the mayor."
<BigPig>: The elevator slides open
<Wrong_Way>: "Mayor, Governor, who cares?"
Wrong_Way steps out of the elevator, carrying his shield.
<BigPig>: The room is like an ancient dojo pink petals litter the ground and a single woman sits on a bamboo mat in the middle of the room a hummingbird is perched on her out stretched hand
*** BigPig is now known as EvilSister2
Skyler nervously looks back to the group before stepping into the room
Wrong_Way admires the nice decoration of the room.
JohnQuint walks out
EvilSister2 seems tall has long black hair a streak of blue in either side, she's wearing a loose fitting kimono, she has a rather large katana sword lying in her lap
Clara floats out, arms crossed behind her back
<Skyler>: "...Uh, hi. We're here to deactivate your watch, and uh, leave."
Skyler gives an unsure smile
EvilSister2 is in the blink of an eye, standing the green and pink feathers of the humming bird drift to the groun the bird appears to have been cleaved in mid air
<Wrong_Way>: "Smoooth, skyler."
<Wrong_Way>: "...Where'd your bird go?"
EvilSister2 whips her sword a splatter of blood flying off it onto the groun, and then sheathes it
Skyler 's smiles goes from 'unsure' to 'panicked and fearful'
Wrong_Way raises up his riot shield
Clara scowls
<Skyler>: "..Y-yup. Just, uh... d-don't even need to bother you..."
Skyler feels the urge to run, but his legs won't move
<EvilSister2>: "You are the pigs who befriended my stumpy sister"
<EvilSister2>: "Poisoned her mind with hope of a life outside service to our masters"
<Skyler>: "If I say we're not friends, can we go?"
EvilSister2 whips her sword out again spinning and turning it over in her hands at a rapid pace
<Wrong_Way>: "She might've seen the sword you're carrying, Skyler."
Skyler flexes his grip on his own sword
<Skyler>: "We could have... stolen it."
<EvilSister2>: "That sword is like a child"
<Clara>: "Stop being cowardly, Skyler. We have to fight her"
<EvilSister2>: "So full of vicious potential"
<JohnQuint>: B-b-but then we s-s-s-stole from her family
<EvilSister2>: "But squandered in your oafish hands"
Skyler grims up and holds his sword in a fighting stance
<Wrong_Way>: "Maybe I should pay for some sword lessons for you, Skyler."
<Skyler>: "You have to /try/ being diplomatic, Clara. Something about the moral high ground that separates us from villains."
<Clara>: "They're kind of planning to blow up the block and the governor"
Wrong_Way keeps his shield raised
<Skyler>: "We got /one/ of them to lighten up. We should save everyone who lets us, and that means at least giving it an effort."
EvilSister2 seems to move and in a flash in standing on the far side of the room sword drawn and ready in both hands, and her kimono shed revealing a simple undergarments and wrapped feet and hands
EvilSister2 breathes in
Skyler preemptively blocks with his sword
EvilSister2 breathes out as she does her hair stands on end and her eyes snap open flashing with lightning
Wrong_Way prays to the god of shields that his riot shield will get to see the light of day
Clara assumes her fighting stance
JohnQuint puts up his dukes
Skyler assumes whatever she's doing is proper form, breathing in and flaring his wings out as he exhales
Wrong_Way even named his shield. Sheldon.
EvilSister2 rushes forward her sword thunders as she raises it to strike
<Clara>: [>bazooper]
Skyler slashes horizontally at her, hoping to get her exposed torso
Wrong_Way braces for sword attacks galore
EvilSister2 intersects their blades catching his she seems to release for a split second then is suddenly flipped around and arcs the sword pushing Skyler away
EvilSister2 goesfast
<JohnQuint>: ....
Skyler is flung back, catching himself with his wings as he slides away
<JohnQuint>: W-w-wait....
<Skyler>: "Eeeeeeeaaaah swinging it didn't work."
<JohnQuint>: Reverse b-b-boy....can you g-g-get me Nazgul?
<EvilSister2>: "Pathetic"
<Wrong_Way>: "For the last time John, my code name is my email address, Wrong Way!"
<Skyler>: "Clara, try weighing her down so she's not fast enough to kill us all."
EvilSister2 sheathes her sword
<Wrong_Way>: "And second, why do you want your horror horse?"
<JohnQuint>: I w-w-work better r-r-ridng...
Clara flies at the evil sister, stopping right before she would slam into her and crashing into the ground. The evil sister feels her weight increase several times over
Skyler flings himself forward as well with his wings, and attempts to bring his sword down on the evil sister
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright man, but we are NOT bringing it with us in the elevator."
<JohnQuint>: .....
<JohnQuint>: D-d-debatable...
<JohnQuint>: Just h-h-urry though!
<EvilSister2>: "Hmph"
<Wrong_Way>: "Fine, Nazgul /isn't/ here."
EvilSister2 drops the wrappings on her hands and feet off as they come off they hit the ground denting it and sinking slightly into the floor
EvilSister2 round house kicks Clara in the faaaaace
EvilSister2 still goesfast
JohnQuint hops on Nazgul, as he pulls out his spine out of the pocket, whipping it to ensnare EvilSister2
Clara is kicked back, stopping herself from falling onto the floor and floating back up
EvilSister2 catches John's wrist as he goes to crack the whip she's suddenly right in his face
EvilSister2 head butts him
JohnQuint loses his head, as he splashes blood into her face
<JohnQuint>: Ow!
Wrong_Way watches all this behind his shield, scared at the goesfast
EvilSister2 darts back to the opposite side of the from facing them all
EvilSister2 breathes in
EvilSister2 breathes out
<Skyler>: "...Was killing the bird as we entered really necessary? Now that I think about it, she would have had to find and tame a bird just so she could wait to make that little bit of flare."
Clara throws another wave of force at her
<Wrong_Way>: "Skyler, save it for later?"
JohnQuint grabs his head with his whip, and pops it under his arm
EvilSister2 staggers
<Skyler>: "Well, I mean, if I die here I'm gonna die with a clear conscious
<EvilSister2>: "Hmph!"
<JohnQuint>: Yeah, right now it the time for fighting, not questions
<EvilSister2>: "I need to go faster"
<EvilSister2>: "but"
EvilSister2 looks down at all she has on left
<Skyler>: "..."
EvilSister2 shakes her head and lifts up her wrist with the watch on it
<EvilSister2>: "I admit defeat"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh. You sure?"
<Skyler>: "Maybe next time you ought to consider a power that doesn't involve nudity."
<Clara>: "Hand over the watch, we'll be on our way" she says authoritatively
<EvilSister2>: "The clothes limit my legendary speeds"
<EvilSister2>: "And allow me to have... patience"
EvilSister2 is holding out her wrist with the watch on it
<Clara>: "We don't have enough time for this"
<Skyler>: "I'm sure someone out there would find that charming. Well, no. But maybe 'tolerable'."
Clara pulls at the watch with a gravitational pull
EvilSister2 is holding the watch out to Clara already
EvilSister2 is holding out her wrist with the watch on it
<Clara>: "We don't have enough time for this"
<Skyler>: "I'm sure someone out there would find that charming. Well, no. But maybe 'tolerable'."
Clara pulls at the watch with a gravitational pull
EvilSister2 is holding the watch out to Clara already
<EvilSister2>: "Cow"
Clara deactivates it
<Clara>: "Thanks for your business"
<Wrong_Way>: "Can you point us to the elevator, miss?"
EvilSister2 pulls her kimono back on and sits back down
<EvilSister2>: The same elevator you entered through slides open again
JohnQuint walks ontop of Nazgul
<Wrong_Way>: "Onward! Wait John, don't bring the damn horse."
<Skyler>: "Hit me up when you're not a sociopath anymore."
Skyler walks back to the elevator
*** EvilSister2 is now known as BigPig
<Wrong_Way>: "Skyler, you already have a date with the other one."
<BigPig>: "Did"
<JohnQuint>: He's fiiiine. Look, he even compacts
Wrong_Way heads into the elevator.
<BigPig>: "Did that bitch just surrender!"
Clara walks to the elevator
<BigPig>: "Muthfuck!"
<BigPig>: "What is the point of fuggin hiring a ninja clan"
<Skyler>: "Well, I mean, she seemed kinda nice..."
<Wrong_Way>: "She decorates well."
<Skyler>: "Maybe better if she's off the job..."
JohnQuint pats Nazgul on the head, as it's legs bend inwards, cracking of bone heard loudly
Wrong_Way looks in horror of Nazgul's transformation
<Skyler>: "Nice enough to let us go, mean..."
<Skyler>: "Goddamn I'm not cut out for this"
BigPig cuts the feed as he grumbles to himself
<Wrong_Way>: "Please never make Nazgully do that again."
Wrong_Way hits the button to the next floor
<JohnQuint>: What? It's fine, right Nazzy?
JohnQuint pats it's head, as it stares at Wrong_Way
Wrong_Way can feel the horse's stare.
<BigPig>: the elevator rises and then opens on the next floor
Wrong_Way holds his shield in front his view of the horse so he doesn't have to look at it.
Clara taps foot
Skyler is slightly more comfortable than the others with Nazgul around, thanks to his previous exposures
Wrong_Way steps out of the elevator quickly, getting away from the horse as quick as possible
Wrong_Way seriously hates that horse
JohnQuint pays nazgul, as he stands up, the bones cracking one more
JohnQuint loves this horse
Wrong_Way cringes at that sound as he looks around the floor
Skyler steps out and fans his wings some to get rid of the stench of death
<BigPig>: Or floors maybe, the next level seems to be the 11th and 12th floors with walls and floors broken into one giant room in the center of the room is a massive 4 chambered machine with flashing techno lights and spaces to hold four people in separate pods
<Skyler>: "Oh, boy."
<Wrong_Way>: "Woah, I think I saw this in a music video once..."
BigPig comes over the intercom
<BigPig>: "Yo
<BigPig>: "So like those threads"
<BigPig>: "Them some dumpy shit"
<BigPig>: "Ya'll gonna get in there"
<BigPig>: "And we gonna do this like professionals aight?"
<Clara>: "you what?"
<BigPig>: "Get in the tube, nerd bitch"
<Skyler>: "Fancy clothes, Clara. We're getting new wardrobes."
<BigPig>: "Else I ain't gonna activate that floors watch"
<Wrong_Way>: "Screw those tubes, you're just gonna like, lock us in there."
<BigPig>: "Which a have right heeeereeee
Clara grumbles as she heads to one of the tubes
<BigPig>: The ticking of a watch can be heard over the intercom and sure enough the room is devoid of watches
<Wrong_Way>: "Ughhhh."
Skyler takes off his jacket and neatly folds it, then climbs into a pod
<Wrong_Way>: "This is way too creepy."
<BigPig>: "Haw haw haw"
<BigPig>: "You in the pig pen now"
<BigPig>: 'And that normal shit don't fly here"
<BigPig>: "You wanna win you play by my rules, ya dig"
<Wrong_Way>: "Freaking president better give us damn medals..."
<BigPig>: "Haw haw haw"
JohnQuint hops off, and heads into the tube
<JohnQuint>: I d-d-d-don't know a-about this...
Wrong_Way rolls his shoulders and climbs into one of the tubes
<Wrong_Way>: "If we're lucky, he'll just instantly kill us."
<BigPig>: John, Clara, Mark and Skyler are locked into their tubes as they close around them and flood with gas slowly drifting them to sleep as they drift off their watches read, 12:15 am
<BigPig>: Six hours to save the Mayor
<BigPig>: And as the pods slowly darken around them only the whir of machines and the tutting of a computer they all fall to sleep