Fetishshy: derp

>Day 1075
>You just waved goodbye to derpy as she accidently crashed into your house
>Sudden knock on your door
>You open it to see Fluttershy
>She's all derp eyed
>FS: "IS derpy your fetish anon?"
NO
>You're about to shut the door in her face but she passes out
>Seems she suffered extreme eye damage which caused her brain to shut down
>She's in a coma and might never wake up
>Sadly for her she will never know comatozed p0nies are your fetish
>Today was a coma day