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- Once upon a time
- in a kingdom Far Far Away,
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- the king and queen were blessed
- with a beautiful baby girl.
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- And throughout the land,
- everyone was happy
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- until the sun went down
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- and they saw that their daughter was
- cursed with a frightful enchantment
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- that took hold each and every night.
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- Desperate, they sought the help
- of a fairy godmother
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- who had them lock the
- young princess away in a tower,
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- there to await the kiss
- of the handsome Prince Charming.
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- It was he who would chance
- the perilous journey
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- through blistering cold
- and scorching desert
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- travelling for many days and nights,
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- risking life and limb
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- to reach the Dragon's Keep.
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- For he was the bravest
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- and most handsome
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- in all the land.
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- And it was destiny that his kiss
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- would break the dreaded curse.
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- He alone would climb to the highest
- room of the tallest tower
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- to enter the princess's chambers, cross
- the room to her sleeping silhouette,
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- pull back the gossamer curtains
- to find her...
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- What?
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- - Princess Fiona?
- - No!
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- Oh, thank heavens. Where is she?
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- - She's on her honeymoon.
- - Honeymoon? With whom?
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- It's so good to be home!
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- Just you and me and...
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- Donkey?
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- Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two
- a sight for sore eyes!
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- Give us a hug, Shrek,
- you old love machine.
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- And look at you, Mrs Shrek.
- How about a side of sugar for the steed?
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- Donkey, what are you doing here?
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- I was just taking care
- of your love nest for you.
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- Oh, you mean like sorting the mail
- and watering the plants.
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- - Yeah, and feeding the fish!
- -1 don't have any fish.
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- You do now. I call that one Shrek
- and the other Fiona.
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- That Shrek is a rascally devil.
- Get your...
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- Will you look at the time.
- I guess you'd better be going.
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- Don't you want to tell me about your
- trip? Or how about a game of Parcheesi?
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- 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:50,892
- Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you
- be getting home to Dragon?
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- Oh, yeah, that.
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- I don't know.
- She's been all moody and stuff lately.
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- So I thought I'd
- move back in with you guys.
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- 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,403
- Well, you know we're always
- happy to see you, Donkey.
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- But Fiona and I are married now.
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- We need a little time, you know,
- to be together.
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- Just with each other.
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- Alone.
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- Say no more.
- You don't have to worry about a thing.
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- I will always be here to make sure
- nobody bothers you.
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- - Donkey!
- - Yes, roomie?
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- You're bothering me.
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- Oh, OK. All right, cool. I guess...
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- Me and Pinocchio was gonna
- try to catch a tournament, anyway,
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- so maybe I'll see y'all Sunday
- for a barbecue or something.
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- He'll be fine.
- Now, where were we?
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- think I remember.
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- Donkey!
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- I know, I know! Alone!
- I'm going! I'm going.
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- 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,873
- But what do you want me
- to tell these guys?
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- Enough, Reggie.
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- "Dearest Princess Fiona:
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- You are hereby summoned
- to the Kingdom of Far Far Away
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- for a royal ball
- in celebration of your marriage,
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- at which time the King will
- bestow his royal blessing
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- upon you and your...
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- ...Prince Charming.
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- Love, the King and Queen
- of Far Far Away...
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- ...aka Mom and Dad."
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- Mom and Dad?
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- - Prince Charming?
- - Royal ball? Can I come?
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- - We're not going.
- - What?
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- I mean, don't you think
- they might be a bit shocked
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- to see you like this?
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- Well, they might be a bit surprised.
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- But they're my parents, Shrek.
- They love me.
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- And don't worry.
- They're gonna love you, too.
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- Yeah, right. Somehow I don't think
- I'll be welcome at the country club.
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- Will you stop it?
- They're not like that.
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- 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:10,365
- How do you explain Sergeant Pompous
- and the Fancy Pants Club Band?
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- Come on! You could at least
- give them a chance.
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- To do what? Sharpen their pitchforks?
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- No! They just want
- to give you their blessing.
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- Oh, great. Now I need their blessing?
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- If you want to be a part
- of this family, yes.
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- Who says I want
- to be part of this family?
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- You did! When you married me!
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- Well, there's some fine print for you!
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- So that's it. You won't come?
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- Trust me. It's a bad idea.
- We are not going! And that's final!
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- Come on, Shrek!
- We don't want to hit traffic!
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- Don't worry!
- We'll take care of everything.
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- Hey, wait for me!
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- All right, hit it!
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- 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,528
- - Are we there yet?
- - No.
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- 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,618
- - Are we there yet?
- - Not yet.
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- 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,956
- - OK, are we there yet?
- - No.
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- 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,001
- - Are we there yet?
- - No!
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- 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,795
- - Are we there yet?
- -Yes.
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- - Really?
- - No!
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- 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,756
- - Are we there yet?
- - No!
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- 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,549
- - Are we there yet?
- - No, we are not!
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- 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:54,094
- - Are we there yet?
- - No!
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- 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,180
- - Are we there yet?
- - Are we there yet?
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- - Hey, that's not funny.
- - That's not funny.
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- 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,518
- - That's really immature.
- - That's really immature.
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- - This is why nobody likes ogres.
- - ...why no one likes ogres.
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- 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,146
- - All right! Your loss!
- - ...your loss.
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- - I'm gonna just stop talking.
- - Finally!
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- This is taking forever, Shrek.
- There's no in-flight movie or nothing!
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- The Kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey.
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- That's where we're going.
- Far, far...
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- ...away!
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- All right, all right, I get it.
- I'm just so darn bored.
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- 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,753
- Well, find a way to entertain yourself.
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- For five minutes...
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- Could you not be yourself
- for five minutes!
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- 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,417
- Are we there yet?
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- 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,878
- -Yes!
- - Oh, finally!
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- It's going to be champagne wishes
- and caviar dreams from now on.
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- Hey, good looking!
- We'll be back to pick you up later!
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- Pantyhose!
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- We are definitely not
- in the swamp anymore.
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- Hey, everyone, look!
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- Hey, ladies! Nice day for a parade!
- Yeah! You working that hat.
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- Swimming pools! Movie stars!
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- Announcing the long-awaited return
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- of the beautiful Princess Fiona
- and her new husband.
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- 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,831
- Well, this is it.
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- 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,833
- - This is it.
- - This is it.
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- "his is it.
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- Why don't you guys go ahead?
- I'll park the car.
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- 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:47,785
- So, you still think this is a good idea?
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- 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:52,331
- Of course! Look!
- Mom and Dad look happy to see us.
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- 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:56,544
- - Who on earth are they?
- -1 think that's our little girl.
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- That's not little!
- That's a really big problem.
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- Wasn't she supposed to kiss
- Prince Charming and break the spell?
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- 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,721
- Well, he's no Prince Charming,
- but they do look...
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- Happy now?
- We came. We saw them.
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- 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,061
- Now let's go before
- they light the torches.
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- - They're my parents.
- - Hello? They locked you in a tower.
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- 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:17,899
- Hey! That was for my own...
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- Good! Here's our chance. Let's go
- back inside and pretend we're not home.
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- Harold! We have to be...
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- Quick! While they're not looking
- we can make a run for it.
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- 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,242
- Shrek, stop it! Everything's gonna be...
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- A disaster! There is no way...
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- - You can do this.
- - But I really...
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- - Really...
- - Really!
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- 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,665
- ...don't... want... to... be...
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- ...here!
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- Mom...
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- Dad...
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- I'd like you to meet my husband...
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- ...Shrek.
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- 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,557
- Well...
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- 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,728
- It's easy to see
- where Fiona gets her good looks from.
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- Excuse me.
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- Better out than in,
- I always say, eh, Fiona?
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- That's good.
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- I guess not.
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- 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,322
- What do you mean, "not on the list?"
- Don't tell me you don't know who I am.
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- 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:52,326
- Hey! What's happening, everybody?
- Thanks for waiting.
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- 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,911
- I had the hardest time
- finding this place.
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- 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,372
- No! No! Bad donkey! Bad! Down!
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- No, Dad! It's all right.
- It's all right. He's with us.
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- 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,296
- - He helped rescue me from the dragon.
- - Yep, that's me: the noble steed.
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- 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,423
- Hey, waiter!
- How about a bowl for the steed?
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- 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,175
- Oh, boy.
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- 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,220
- - Shrek!
- - Yeah?
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- 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:15,224
- Oh, sorry! Great soup, Mrs Q.
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- 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,060
- No, no. Darling.
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- 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:26,360
- So, Fiona, tell us about where you live.
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- 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,029
- Well...
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- 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,531
- Shrek owns his own land.
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- - Don't you, honey?
- - Oh, yes!
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- 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,746
- It's in an enchanted forest...
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- 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,165
- ...abundant in squirrels
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- and cute little duckies and...
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- 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,670
- What? I know you ain't
- talking about the swamp.
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- 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:48,841
- - Donkey!
- - An ogre from a swamp. How original.
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- 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,637
- Well, I suppose that would be
- a fine place to raise the children.
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- 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,816
- It's a bit early to be
- thinking about that, isn't it?
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- 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,819
- - Indeed. I just started eating.
- - Harold!
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- 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:12,073
- - What's that supposed to mean?
- - Dad. It's great, OK?
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- 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,909
- - For his type, yes.
- - My type?
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- 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,369
- I got to go to the bathroom.
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- 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,997
- - Dinner is served!
- - Never mind. I can hold it.
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- Mexican food! My favourite.
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- 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:33,052
- Well, let's not just sit here with
- our tummies rumbling. Everybody dig in.
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- 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,512
- Don't mind if I do, Lillian.
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- 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:38,432
- So, I suppose any grandchildren
- I could expect from you would be...
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- 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,393
- Ogres, yes!
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- 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,896
- Not that there's anything wrong
- with that. Right, Harold?
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- 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,773
- Oh, no! No! Of course, not!
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- 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:49,026
- That is, assuming you don't
- eat your own young!
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- 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,194
- -Dad!
- - Oh, no.
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- 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:54,615
- We usually prefer the ones
- who've been locked away in a tower!
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- - Shrek, please!
- -1 only did that because I loved her.
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- Aye, day care
- or dragon-guarded castle.
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- You wouldn't understand.
- You're not her father!
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- 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,591
- It's so nice to have the family
- together for dinner.
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- - Harold!
- - Shrek!
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- 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,306
- - Fiona!
- - Fiona!
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- 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,640
- - Mom!
- - Harold...
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- 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,726
- Donkey!
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- 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,144
- Oh, my dear. Oh, look at you.
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- You're all...
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- 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,190
- ...grown up.
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- 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,944
- - Who are you?
- - Oh, sweet pea!
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- 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,987
- I'm your fairy godmother.
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- 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,781
- I have a fairy godmother?
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- 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:04,120
- Now don't worry.
- I'm here to make it all better.
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- With just a...
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- Stop!
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- Look...
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- 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,649
- Thank you very much,
- Fairy Godmother,
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- 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,694
- but I really don't need all this.
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- 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,949
- - Fine. Be that way.
- - We didn't like you, anyway.
- 221
- 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,744
- Fiona? Fiona?
- 222
- 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,918
- Oh! You got a puppy?
- All I got in my room was shampoo.
- 223
- 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:38,714
- Fairy Godmother, furniture...
- 224
- 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,217
- I'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek.
- 225
- 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,887
- Your husband? What? What did
- you say? When did this happen?
- 226
- 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,680
- Shrek is the one who rescued me.
- 227
- 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:50,643
- - But that can't be right.
- - Oh, great, more relatives!
- 228
- 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,520
- She's just trying to help.
- 229
- 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,814
- Good! She can help us pack.
- Get your coat, dear. We're leaving.
- 230
- 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,483
- - What?
- - Leaving? I don't want to leave.
- 231
- 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,026
- When did you decide this?
- 232
- 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,862
- - Shortly after arriving.
- - Look, I'm sorry...
- 233
- 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:05,199
- No, that's all right.
- I need to go, anyway.
- 234
- 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:08,702
- But remember, dear.
- If you should ever need me,
- 235
- 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,705
- happiness is just a teardrop away.
- 236
- 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,375
- Thanks, but we've got
- all the happiness we need.
- 237
- 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,210
- Happy, happy, happy...
- 238
- 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,045
- So I see.
- 239
- 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,381
- Let's go, Kyle.
- 240
- 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,052
- - Very nice, Shrek.
- - What?
- 241
- 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:27,513
- I told you coming here was a bad idea.
- 242
- 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,890
- You could have at least tried
- to get along with my father.
- 243
- 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:33,102
- You know, somehow I don't think
- I was going to get Daddy's blessing,
- 244
- 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,562
- even if I did want it.
- 245
- 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:38,899
- Well, do you think it might be nice
- if somebody asked me what I wanted?
- 246
- 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,485
- Sure. Do you want me to pack for you?
- 247
- 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,406
- You're unbelievable!
- You're behaving like a...
- 248
- 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,410
- - Go on! Say it!
- - Like an ogre!
- 249
- 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:50,911
- Well, here's a news flash for you!
- 250
- 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:54,999
- Whether your parents like it or not...
- I am an ogre!
- 251
- 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:04,592
- And guess what, Princess?
- That's not about to change.
- 252
- 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:14,560
- I've made changes for you, Shrek.
- Think about that.
- 253
- 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:20,441
- That's real smooth, Shrek.
- "I'm an ogre!"
- 254
- 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,678
- -1 knew this would happen.
- - You should. You started it.
- 255
- 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:53,807
- I can hardly believe that, Lillian.
- Really! He's the ogre. Not me.
- 256
- 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:57,311
- I think, Harold, you're taking
- this a little too personally.
- 257
- 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,188
- "his is Fiona's choice.
- 258
- 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:02,983
- Yes, but she was supposed to choose
- the prince we picked out for her.
- 259
- 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:07,237
- I mean, you expect me to give
- my blessings to this... this thing?
- 260
- 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:11,283
- Fiona does. And she'll
- never forgive you if you don't.
- 261
- 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,662
- I don't want to lose
- our daughter again, Harold.
- 262
- 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,666
- You act as if love
- is totally predictable.
- 263
- 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,543
- Don't you remember
- when we were young and...
- 264
- 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,630
- We used to walk
- down by the lily pond and...
- 265
- 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,925
- - ...they were in bloom...
- - Our first kiss.
- 266
- 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:29,343
- It's not the same!
- 267
- 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:33,472
- I don't think you realize that our
- daughter has married a monster!
- 268
- 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,849
- Oh, stop being such a drama king.
- 269
- 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,893
- Fine! Pretend there's nothing wrong!
- 270
- 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:43,190
- Isn't it all wonderful! I'd like to know
- how it could get any worse!
- 271
- 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,150
- - Hello, Harold.
- - What happened?
- 272
- 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:50,280
- Nothing, dear! Just the old
- hunting wound playing up a bit!
- 273
- 00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:53,450
- I'll just stretch it
- out here for a while.
- 274
- 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:54,660
- You better get in.
- 275
- 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,537
- We need to talk.
- 276
- 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,206
- Actually, Fairy Godmother,
- just off to bed.
- 277
- 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:02,459
- Already taken my pills,
- and they tend to make me a bit drowsy.
- 278
- 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:06,505
- So, how about...
- We make this a quick visit. What?
- 279
- 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,383
- Oh, hello.
- 280
- 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,679
- So, what's new?
- 281
- 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,724
- You remember my son,
- Prince Charming?
- 282
- 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:21,061
- Charming! Is that you? My gosh!
- It's been years.
- 283
- 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,230
- When did you get back?
- 284
- 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:26,358
- Oh, about five minutes ago, actually.
- 285
- 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,945
- After I endured blistering winds,
- scorching desert...
- 286
- 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:33,073
- I climbed to the highest room
- in the tallest tower...
- 287
- 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,534
- Mommy can handle this.
- 288
- 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:39,705
- He endures blistering winds
- and scorching desert!
- 289
- 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:43,751
- He climbs to the highest bloody room
- of the tallest bloody tower...
- 290
- 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:44,960
- And what does he find?
- 291
- 00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:48,756
- Some gender-confused wolf
- telling him that his princess...
- 292
- 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,716
- - If I can just...
- - ...is already married.
- 293
- 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,260
- It wasn't my fault.
- He didn't get there in time.
- 294
- 00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,095
- Stop the car!
- 295
- 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,182
- Harold...
- 296
- 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:04,063
- You force me to do something
- I really don't want to do.
- 297
- 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:05,939
- Where are we?
- 298
- 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:09,067
- Well, hi. Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy!
- May I take your order?
- 299
- 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,613
- My diet is ruined! I hope you're happy.
- 300
- 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:16,158
- OK... Two Renaissance Wraps,
- no mayo... chilli rings...
- 301
- 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,745
- - I'll have the Medieval Meal.
- - One Medieval Meal and, Harold,
- 302
- 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,497
- - curly fries?
- - No, thank you.
- 303
- 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,415
- Sourdough soft taco, then?
- What do you want?
- 304
- 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,625
- No, really, I'm fine.
- 305
- 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:28,545
- Your order, Fairy Godmother.
- This comes with the Medieval Meal.
- 306
- 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:29,880
- Here you are, dear.
- 307
- 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:37,137
- We made a deal, Harold. I assume you
- don't want me to go back on my part.
- 308
- 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,306
- Indeed not.
- 309
- 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:42,976
- So, Fiona and Charming will be together.
- 310
- 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:46,980
- -Yes.
- - Believe me, Harold. It's what's best.
- 311
- 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:49,316
- Not only for your daughter...
- 312
- 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,611
- ...but for your Kingdom.
- 313
- 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:59,326
- What am I supposed to do about it?
- 314
- 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,871
- Use your imagination.
- 315
- 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:42,786
- Come on in, Your Majesty.
- 316
- 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,725
- Excuse me.
- 317
- 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:07,060
- Do I know you?
- 318
- 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:10,022
- No, you must be mistaking me
- for someone else.
- 319
- 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:13,859
- Excuse me.
- I'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister.
- 320
- 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,323
- There you are. Right.
- 321
- 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:23,702
- You see, I need to
- have someone taken care of.
- 322
- 00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:28,123
- - Who's the guy?
- - Well, he's not a guy, per se.
- 323
- 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:30,083
- He's an ogre.
- 324
- 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,922
- Hey, buddy, let me clue you in.
- 325
- 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:39,134
- There's only one fellow who can handle
- a job like that, and, frankly...
- 326
- 00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:41,136
- ...he don't like to be disturbed.
- 327
- 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,013
- Where could I find him?
- 328
- 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,684
- Hello?
- 329
- 00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:51,438
- Who dares enter my room?
- 330
- 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:55,108
- Sorry! I hope I'm not interrupting,
- but I'm told you're the one to talk to
- 331
- 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,944
- about an ogre problem?
- 332
- 00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:59,112
- You are told correct.
- 333
- 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:03,283
- But for this, I charge
- a great deal of money.
- 334
- 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,452
- Would this be enough?
- 335
- 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:17,381
- You have engaged my valuable
- services, Your Majesty.
- 336
- 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:20,842
- Just tell me where I can find this ogre.
- 337
- 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:33,707
- Dear Knight, I pray that you take
- this favour as a token of my gratitude.
- 338
- 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:57,230
- Dear Diary...
- 339
- 00:30:57,397 --> 00:31:00,025
- Sleeping Beauty is having
- a slumber party tomorrow,
- 340
- 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:04,029
- but Dad says I can't go.
- He never lets me out after sunset.
- 341
- 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:07,240
- Dad says I'm going away for a while.
- 342
- 00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:10,077
- Must be like some
- finishing school or something.
- 343
- 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,913
- Mom says that when I'm old enough,
- 344
- 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,874
- my handsome Prince Charming
- will rescue me from my tower
- 345
- 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,667
- and bring me back to my family.
- 346
- 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:21,713
- And we'll all live happily ever after.
- 347
- 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:25,550
- Mrs Fiona Charming.
- 348
- 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,762
- Mrs Fiona Charming.
- 349
- 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,347
- Mrs Fiona Charming.
- 350
- 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:33,600
- Mrs Fiona Charming...
- 351
- 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:45,278
- Sorry. I hope I'm not
- interrupting anything.
- 352
- 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:51,034
- No, no.
- I was just reading a scary book.
- 353
- 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:56,081
- I was hoping you'd let me apologize
- for my despicable behaviour earlier.
- 354
- 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,583
- -OK...
- -1 don't know what came over me.
- 355
- 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:02,129
- Do you suppose we could pretend
- it never happened and start over...
- 356
- 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:05,215
- - Look, Your Majesty, I just...
- - Please. Call me Dad.
- 357
- 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:09,553
- Dad. We both acted like ogres.
- 358
- 00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:13,098
- Maybe we just need some time
- to get to know each other.
- 359
- 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:17,644
- Excellent idea! I was actually hoping
- you might join me for a morning hunt.
- 360
- 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:19,813
- A little father-son time?
- 361
- 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,151
- I know it would mean
- the world to Fiona.
- 362
- 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:36,997
- Shall we say,
- 7:30 by the old oak?
- 363
- 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:44,504
- Face it, Donkey! We're lost.
- 364
- 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:47,591
- We can't be lost. We followed
- the King's instructions exactly.
- 365
- 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,010
- What did he say? "Head to the
- deepest, darkest part of the woods..."
- 366
- 00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:51,636
- -Aye.
- - "Past the sinister trees
- 367
- 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,680
- - with those scary-looking branches."
- - Check.
- 368
- 00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:55,849
- Yeah, and there's that
- bush shaped like Shirley Bassey!
- 369
- 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:58,351
- We passed that bush
- three times already!
- 370
- 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:01,313
- Hey, you were the one who said
- you didn't wanna stop for directions.
- 371
- 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:05,817
- Great. My one chance
- to fix things up with Fiona's dad
- 372
- 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,861
- and I end up lost in the woods with you!
- 373
- 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:10,197
- All right. You don't have to get
- all huffy! I'm only trying to help.
- 374
- 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,324
- know! I know.
- 375
- 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:17,954
- - I'm sorry, all right?
- - Hey, don't worry about it.
- 376
- 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:21,208
- I just really need to make
- things work with this guy.
- 377
- 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:24,211
- Yeah, sure. Now let's go
- bond with Daddy.
- 378
- 00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:33,511
- Well, well, well, Donkey.
- 379
- 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:37,140
- I know it was kind of a tender
- moment back there, but the purring?
- 380
- 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,017
- What are you talking about?
- I ain't purring.
- 381
- 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,895
- Oh, sure. What's next? A hug?
- 382
- 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:45,690
- Shrek, donkeys don't purr. What do
- you think I am, some kind of a...
- 383
- 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,360
- Fear me! If you dare!
- 384
- 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:50,445
- Hey, look! A little cat.
- 385
- 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:53,990
- - Look out, Shrek! He got a piece!
- - It's a cat, Donkey.
- 386
- 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:55,992
- Come here,
- little kitty, kitty, kitty.
- 387
- 00:33:56,159 --> 00:34:01,248
- Come on, little kitty. Come here.
- Oh! Come here, little kitty.
- 388
- 00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:08,546
- - Hold on, Shrek! I'm coming!
- - Come on! Get it off! Get it off!
- 389
- 00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:16,930
- - Look out, Shrek! Hold still!
- - Get it off!
- 390
- 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,099
- Shrek! Hold still!
- 391
- 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:24,187
- - Did I miss?
- - No. You got them.
- 392
- 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:31,403
- Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from...
- 393
- 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:35,949
- ...Puss... In Boots.
- 394
- 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:37,742
- I'll kill that cat!
- 395
- 00:34:57,846 --> 00:35:00,682
- - Hairball.
- - Oh! That is nasty!
- 396
- 00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:03,601
- What do you reckon
- we should do with him?
- 397
- 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,645
- I say we take the sword
- and neuter him right here.
- 398
- 00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:06,980
- Give him the Bob Barker treatment.
- 399
- 00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:11,609
- No! Please, I implore you!
- It was nothing personal, Senor.
- 400
- 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,529
- I was doing it only for my family.
- My mother, she is sick.
- 401
- 00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:17,115
- And my father lives off the garbage!
- 402
- 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:20,785
- The King offered me much in gold
- and I have a litter of brothers...
- 403
- 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:24,998
- Fiona's father paid you to do this?
- 404
- 00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:27,083
- The rich King? Si.
- 405
- 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:33,506
- Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing.
- 406
- 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,342
- Come on, Shrek. Don't feel bad.
- 407
- 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,344
- Almost everybody
- that meets you wants to kill you.
- 408
- 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:38,887
- Gee, thanks.
- 409
- 00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:46,436
- Maybe Fiona would've been better off
- if I were some sort of Prince Charming.
- 410
- 00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:47,979
- That's what the King said.
- 411
- 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,692
- Sorry. I thought that question
- was directed at me.
- 412
- 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:56,738
- Shrek, Fiona knows
- you'd do anything for her.
- 413
- 00:35:56,905 --> 00:36:00,033
- Well, it's not like I wouldn't
- change if I could.
- 414
- 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:01,868
- I just...
- 415
- 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,204
- I just wish I could make her happy.
- 416
- 00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:07,874
- Hold the phone...
- 417
- 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,336
- "Happiness."
- 418
- 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:14,214
- "A tear drop away."
- 419
- 00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:18,385
- Donkey! Think of the saddest thing
- that's ever happened to you!
- 420
- 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,054
- Man, where do I begin?
- 421
- 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:24,182
- First there was the time that old farmer
- tried to sell me for some magic beans.
- 422
- 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:25,475
- I ain't never got over that.
- 423
- 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:29,270
- Then this fool had a party and he have
- the guests trying to pin the tail on me.
- 424
- 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:33,483
- Then they got drunk and start beating
- me with a stick, going "Pinata!"
- 425
- 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:34,859
- What is a pinata, anyway?
- 426
- 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,404
- No, Donkey! I need you to cry!
- 427
- 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:41,408
- Don't go projecting on me. I know you're
- feeling bad, but you got to let...
- 428
- 00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:46,621
- You little, hairy,
- litter-licking sack of...
- 429
- 00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:55,964
- What? Is it on? Is it on?
- 430
- 00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:58,925
- This is Fairy Godmother.
- 431
- 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:02,846
- I'm either away from my desk or with
- a client. But if you come by the office,
- 432
- 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,849
- we'll be glad to make you
- a personal appointment.
- 433
- 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:07,767
- Have a "happy ever after."
- 434
- 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:14,357
- Are you up for a little quest, Donkey?
- 435
- 00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:15,650
- All right, that's more like it!
- 436
- 00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:17,944
- Shrek and Donkey,
- on another whirlwind adventure!
- 437
- 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:26,244
- - Stop, Ogre! I have misjudged you.
- - Join the club. We've got jackets.
- 438
- 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,872
- On my honour,
- I am obliged to accompany you
- 439
- 00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:31,624
- until I have saved your life
- as you have spared me mine.
- 440
- 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:35,670
- I'm sorry, the position of annoying
- talking animal has already been taken.
- 441
- 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:38,548
- Let's go, Shrek. Shrek?
- 442
- 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:50,727
- - Shrek!
- - Come on, Donkey. Look at him...
- 443
- 00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:52,687
- ...in his wee little boots.
- 444
- 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:56,316
- You know, how many cats
- can wear boots? Honestly.
- 445
- 00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:58,359
- - Let's keep him!
- - Say what?
- 446
- 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:03,781
- Listen. He's purring!
- 447
- 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:06,951
- - So now it's cute.
- - Come on, Donkey. Lighten up.
- 448
- 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:10,622
- Lighten up? I should lighten up.
- Look who's telling who to lighten up!
- 449
- 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:15,668
- Shrek...
- 450
- 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,508
- Shrek?
- 451
- 00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:36,272
- They're both festive, aren't they?
- What do you think, Harold?
- 452
- 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:38,942
- Yes. Yes, fine. Fine.
- 453
- 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,363
- Try to at least pretend
- that you're interested
- 454
- 00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:44,948
- in your daughter's wedding ball.
- 455
- 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,200
- Honestly, Lillian,
- I don't think it really matters.
- 456
- 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:49,702
- How do we know there's
- even going to be a ball?
- 457
- 00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:51,412
- Mom. Dad.
- 458
- 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:55,208
- - Oh, hello, dear.
- - What's that, Cedric? Right! Coming.
- 459
- 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,877
- Mom, have you seen Shrek?
- 460
- 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,838
- I haven't. You should ask your father.
- 461
- 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:05,510
- Be sure and use small words, dear.
- He's a little slow this morning.
- 462
- 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,054
- - Can I help you, Your Majesty?
- -Yes!
- 463
- 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,683
- Exquisite. What do you call this dish?
- 464
- 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:14,894
- That would be the dog's breakfast,
- Your Majesty.
- 465
- 00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:18,314
- Yes. Very good, then.
- Carry on, Cedric.
- 466
- 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:22,860
- - Dad? Have you seen Shrek?
- - No, I haven't, dear.
- 467
- 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:26,739
- I'm sure he just went off to look
- for a nice mud hole to cool down in.
- 468
- 00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:29,450
- You know,
- after your little spat last night.
- 469
- 00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:32,912
- - You heard that?
- - Darling, the whole kingdom heard you.
- 470
- 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:36,124
- I mean, after all,
- it is in his nature to be,
- 471
- 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,167
- well, a bit of a brute.
- 472
- 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:42,005
- Him? You know, you didn't exactly
- roll out the welcome wagon.
- 473
- 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:45,592
- Well, what did you expect?
- Look at what he's done to you.
- 474
- 00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:48,803
- Shrek loves me for who I am.
- 475
- 00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:51,931
- I would think you'd be happy for me.
- 476
- 00:39:52,098 --> 00:39:55,476
- Darling, I'm just thinking about
- what's best for you.
- 477
- 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:58,438
- Maybe you should do the same.
- 478
- 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,078
- No, really?
- 479
- 00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:29,218
- No, that's the old Keebler's place.
- Let's just back away slowly.
- 480
- 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:31,220
- That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage.
- 481
- 00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:34,807
- She's the largest producer of hexes
- and potions in the whole kingdom.
- 482
- 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:38,603
- Then why don't we pop in there
- for a spell? Spell.
- 483
- 00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:45,485
- He makes me laugh.
- 484
- 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:53,159
- Hi. I'm here to see the...
- 485
- 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:56,287
- The Fairy Godmother.
- I'm sorry. She is not in.
- 486
- 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:59,666
- Jerome! Coffee and
- a Monte Cristo. Now!
- 487
- 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,878
- Yes, Fairy Godmother. Right away.
- 488
- 00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:06,673
- Look, she's not seeing
- any clients today, OK?
- 489
- 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,675
- That's OK, buddy.
- We're from the union.
- 490
- 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,009
- "he union?
- 491
- 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:14,639
- We represent the workers in all magical
- industries, both evil and benign.
- 492
- 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:16,349
- Oh! Right.
- 493
- 00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:19,602
- Are you feeling at all
- degraded or oppressed?
- 494
- 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,189
- A little. We don't even have dental.
- 495
- 00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:25,024
- They don't even have dental.
- 496
- 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,568
- OK, we're just gonna
- have a look around.
- 497
- 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,779
- By the way, I think it'd be better
- 498
- 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:32,031
- if the Fairy Godmother
- didn't know we were here.
- 499
- 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,324
- Know what I'm saying?
- 500
- 00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:38,621
- - Stop it.
- - Of course. Go right in.
- 501
- 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,736
- A drop of desire.
- 502
- 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:12,655
- Naughty.
- 503
- 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:15,533
- A pinch of passion.
- 504
- 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:23,583
- And just a hint of...
- 505
- 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:24,917
- ...lust!
- 506
- 00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:29,756
- Excuse me.
- 507
- 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,091
- Sorry to barge in like this, but...
- 508
- 00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:34,969
- What in Grimm's name
- are you doing here?
- 509
- 00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:36,262
- Well...
- 510
- 00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:40,516
- It seems that Fiona's not exactly happy.
- 511
- 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,520
- And there's some question
- as to why that is?
- 512
- 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,607
- Well, let's explore that, shall we?
- 513
- 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,154
- Princess. Cinderella.
- 514
- 00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:56,365
- Here we are. "Lived happily
- ever after." Oh...
- 515
- 00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:58,618
- No ogres!
- 516
- 00:42:58,785 --> 00:43:00,119
- Let's see. Snow White.
- 517
- 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:03,956
- A handsome prince. Oh, no ogres.
- 518
- 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:06,292
- Sleeping Beauty. Oh, no ogres!
- 519
- 00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:09,545
- Hansel and Gretel? No!
- Thumbelina? No.
- 520
- 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:12,590
- The Golden Bird,
- The Little Mermaid, Pretty Woman...
- 521
- 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:15,635
- No, no, no, no, no!
- 522
- 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:19,806
- You see, ogres don't
- live happily ever after.
- 523
- 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:22,141
- - All right, look, lady!
- - Don't you point
- 524
- 00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:25,311
- those dirty green sausages at me!
- 525
- 00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,481
- Monte Cristo and coffee.
- 526
- 00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:30,149
- Oh! Sorry.
- 527
- 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,570
- That's OK. We were just leaving.
- 528
- 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:37,323
- Very sorry to have wasted your time,
- Miss Godmother.
- 529
- 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:39,158
- Just go.
- 530
- 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:40,660
- Come on, guys.
- 531
- 00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:58,469
- TGIF, eh, buddy?
- 532
- 00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:03,141
- Working hard or hardly working,
- eh, Mac?
- 533
- 00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:14,610
- Man, you wanna get
- your fine Corinthian footwear
- 534
- 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:17,363
- and your cat cheeks out
- of my face? Man, that stinks!
- 535
- 00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:21,242
- Well, you don't exactly smell
- like a basket of roses.
- 536
- 00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:28,708
- - Well, one of these has got to help.
- -1 was just concocting this very plan!
- 537
- 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:31,335
- Already our minds are becoming one.
- 538
- 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:36,799
- Listen, if we need an expert on licking
- ourselves, we'll give you a call.
- 539
- 00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:38,551
- Shrek, this is a bad idea.
- 540
- 00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:41,888
- Look. Make yourself useful
- and go keep watch.
- 541
- 00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:45,224
- Puss, do you think you
- could get to those on top?
- 542
- 00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:46,392
- No problema, boss.
- 543
- 00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:50,980
- In one of my nine lives, I was the great
- cat burglar of Santiago de Compostela.
- 544
- 00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:53,232
- Shrek, are you off your nut?
- 545
- 00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:54,901
- Donkey, keep watch.
- 546
- 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,944
- Keep watch?
- Yeah, I'm gonna keep watch.
- 547
- 00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:58,946
- I'll watch that
- wicked witch come down here
- 548
- 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:01,073
- and whammy zammy a world
- of hurt all up your backside.
- 549
- 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:04,035
- I'm gonna laugh, too.
- I'm gonna be giggling to myself.
- 550
- 00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:06,913
- - What do you see?
- - "Toad Stool Softener?"
- 551
- 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:11,042
- Oh, yeah. I'm sure a nice BM is the
- perfect solution for marital problems.
- 552
- 00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:12,418
- Elf a Seltzer?
- 553
- 00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:16,672
- - "Hex Lax?"
- - No! Try "Handsome."
- 554
- 00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:19,091
- Sorry. No handsome.
- 555
- 00:45:20,343 --> 00:45:23,346
- Hey! How about "Happily Ever After?"
- 556
- 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:25,598
- Well, what does it do?
- 557
- 00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:28,935
- It says "Beauty Divine."
- 558
- 00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:32,396
- In some cultures, donkeys are
- revered as the wisest of all creatures.
- 559
- 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,190
- Especially us talking ones.
- 560
- 00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:36,442
- Donkey!
- 561
- 00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:39,862
- That'll have to do. We've got company.
- 562
- 00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:48,621
- Can we get on with this?
- 563
- 00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:52,667
- Hurry!
- 564
- 00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:03,594
- Nice catch, Donkey!
- 565
- 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,680
- Finally! A good use for your mouth.
- 566
- 00:46:10,142 --> 00:46:11,143
- Come on!
- 567
- 00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:16,876
- Look, I don't care whose fault it is.
- Just get this place cleaned up!
- 568
- 00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:18,044
- Yes, Godmother.
- 569
- 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:22,548
- And somebody bring me something
- deep fried and smothered in chocolate!
- 570
- 00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:27,011
- - Mother!
- - Charming. Sweetheart.
- 571
- 00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:30,473
- This isn't a good time, pumpkin.
- Mama's working.
- 572
- 00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:34,143
- - Well, what happened here?
- - The ogre, that's what!
- 573
- 00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:35,853
- What? Where is he, Mom?
- 574
- 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:38,481
- I shall rend his head
- from his shoulders!
- 575
- 00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,941
- will smite him where he stands!
- 576
- 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:45,071
- He will rue the very day he stole
- my kingdom from me!
- 577
- 00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:49,575
- Put it away, junior!
- You're still gonna be king.
- 578
- 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:52,995
- We're just gonna have to come up
- with something smarter, that's all.
- 579
- 00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:54,413
- Pardon...
- 580
- 00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:58,751
- Everything is accounted for,
- Fairy Godmother, except for one potion.
- 581
- 00:47:58,918 --> 00:47:59,919
- What?
- 582
- 00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:06,092
- I do believe we can make
- this work to our advantage.
- 583
- 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:11,514
- "Happily Ever After Potion.
- Maximum strength.
- 584
- 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,225
- For you and your true love.
- 585
- 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:17,228
- If one of you drinks this,
- you both will be fine.
- 586
- 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,897
- Happiness, comfort and beauty divine."
- 587
- 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,190
- "You both will be fine?"
- 588
- 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:23,776
- I guess it means
- it'll affect Fiona, too.
- 589
- 00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:28,447
- Hey, man, this don't feel right.
- My donkey senses are tingling all over.
- 590
- 00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:31,409
- Why don't you drop that jug o' voodoo
- and let's get out of here.
- 591
- 00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:34,995
- It says, "Beauty Divine."
- How bad can it be?
- 592
- 00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:40,167
- See, you're allergic to that stuff.
- You're gonna have a reaction.
- 593
- 00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:42,294
- And if you think
- that I'm gonna be smearing VapoRub
- 594
- 00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:44,463
- all over your chest, think again!
- 595
- 00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:47,758
- Boss, just in case there is something
- wrong with the potion,
- 596
- 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,718
- allow me to take the first sip.
- 597
- 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:53,139
- It would be an honour to lay my life
- on the line for you.
- 598
- 00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:55,474
- No, no, no. I don't think so.
- 599
- 00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:57,977
- If there's gonna be
- any animal testing, I'm gonna do it.
- 600
- 00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:01,272
- That's the best friend's job.
- Now give me that bottle.
- 601
- 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,320
- How do you feel?
- 602
- 00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:12,575
- I don't feel any different.
- I look any different?
- 603
- 00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:14,910
- You still look like an ass to me.
- 604
- 00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:17,997
- Maybe it doesn't work on donkeys.
- 605
- 00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:20,958
- Well...
- 606
- 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:22,877
- - Here's to us, Fiona.
- - Shrek!
- 607
- 00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:26,505
- - You drink that, there's no going back.
- -1 know.
- 608
- 00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:28,465
- - But, no more wallowing in the mud?
- -1 know.
- 609
- 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,301
- - No more itchy butt crack?
- -1 know!
- 610
- 00:49:30,467 --> 00:49:32,803
- - But you love being an ogre!
- -1 know!
- 611
- 00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:38,517
- But I love Fiona more.
- 612
- 00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:41,687
- Shrek, no! Wait!
- 613
- 00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:58,871
- Got to be... Shrek, I think you grabbed
- the "Farty Ever After" potion.
- 614
- 00:49:59,038 --> 00:50:00,206
- Maybe it's a dud.
- 615
- 00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:03,876
- Or maybe Fiona and I
- were never meant to be.
- 616
- 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:11,050
- What did I tell you?
- I think I feel something coming on.
- 617
- 00:50:11,217 --> 00:50:13,594
- I don't want to die.
- I don't want to die!
- 618
- 00:50:13,761 --> 00:50:17,890
- I don't want to die! Oh, sweet sister,
- mother of mercy. I'm melting!
- 619
- 00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:20,059
- I'm melting!
- 620
- 00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:21,727
- It's just the rain, Donkey.
- 621
- 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:10,109
- Shrek, don't worry. Things just
- seem bad because it's dark and rainy
- 622
- 00:51:10,276 --> 00:51:13,612
- and Fiona's father hired a sleazy
- hit man to whack you.
- 623
- 00:51:13,779 --> 00:51:16,907
- It'll be better in the morning.
- You'll see.
- 624
- 00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:26,584
- Bet my bottom?
- 625
- 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,043
- I'm coming, Elizabeth!
- 626
- 00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:31,714
- Donkey? Are you all right?
- 627
- 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,800
- Hey, boss. Let's shave him.
- 628
- 00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:36,552
- Donkey?
- 629
- 00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:47,521
- There you are!
- We missed you at dinner.
- 630
- 00:51:48,897 --> 00:51:50,316
- What is it, darling?
- 631
- 00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:51,984
- Dad...
- 632
- 00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:54,486
- I've been thinking
- about what you said.
- 633
- 00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:57,364
- And I'm going to set things right.
- 634
- 00:51:58,073 --> 00:51:59,950
- Excellent! That's my girl.
- 635
- 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:02,786
- It was a mistake to bring Shrek here.
- 636
- 00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:05,122
- I'm going to go out and find him.
- 637
- 00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:08,834
- And then we're gonna go back
- to the swamp where we belong.
- 638
- 00:52:12,004 --> 00:52:13,672
- Fiona, please!
- 639
- 00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:16,967
- Let's not be rash, darling.
- You can't go anywhere right now.
- 640
- 00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:21,513
- - Fiona...
- - Fiona!
- 641
- 00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:05,766
- Look, I told you he was here.
- Look at him! Quiet. Look at him.
- 642
- 00:53:08,143 --> 00:53:09,728
- Good morning, sleepyhead.
- 643
- 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:12,523
- - Good morning!
- - Good morning!
- 644
- 00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:14,024
- We love your kitty!
- 645
- 00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:17,820
- - My head...
- - Here, I fetched you a pail of water.
- 646
- 00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:19,488
- "hanks.
- 647
- 00:53:27,496 --> 00:53:29,832
- A cute button nose?
- 648
- 00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:32,251
- Thick, wavy locks?
- 649
- 00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:35,212
- Taut, round buttocks?
- 650
- 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:37,506
- I'm... I'm...
- 651
- 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:38,924
- - Gorgeous!
- - I'll say.
- 652
- 00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:41,468
- I'm Jill. What's your name?
- 653
- 00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:44,930
- - Shrek.
- - Shrek? Wow. Are you from Europe?
- 654
- 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:47,391
- - You're so tense.
- -1 want to rub his shoulders.
- 655
- 00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:50,102
- -1 got it covered, thanks.
- -1 don't have anything to rub.
- 656
- 00:53:50,269 --> 00:53:51,770
- Get in line.
- 657
- 00:53:51,937 --> 00:53:53,147
- Have you seen my donkey?
- 658
- 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:54,857
- Who are you calling Donkey?
- 659
- 00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:59,778
- - Donkey? You're a...
- - A stallion, baby!
- 660
- 00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:03,115
- I can whinny. I can count.
- 661
- 00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:06,410
- Look at me, Shrek! I'm trotting!
- 662
- 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:10,122
- That's some quality potion.
- What's in that stuff?
- 663
- 00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:13,459
- "Oh, don't take the potion,
- Mr Boss, it's very bad."
- 664
- 00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:19,131
- "Warning: Side effects may include
- burning, itching, oozing, weeping."
- 665
- 00:54:19,298 --> 00:54:23,218
- "Not intended for heart patients
- or those with nervous disorders."
- 666
- 00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:25,679
- I'm trotting,
- I'm trotting in place! Yeah!
- 667
- 00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:29,141
- What?
- 668
- 00:54:29,308 --> 00:54:30,309
- Senoii
- 669
- 00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:32,561
- "To make the effects
- of this potion permanent
- 670
- 00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:36,607
- the drinker must obtain his
- true love's kiss by midnight."
- 671
- 00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:38,984
- Midnight? Why is it always midnight?
- 672
- 00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:41,862
- - Pick me! I'll be your true love!
- - I'll be your true love.
- 673
- 00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:44,531
- I'll be true... enough.
- 674
- 00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:48,118
- Look, ladies,
- I already have a true love.
- 675
- 00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:53,499
- And take it from me, Boss. You are
- going to have one satisfied Princess.
- 676
- 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,668
- And let's face it.
- You are a lot easier on the eyes.
- 677
- 00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:59,171
- But inside you're
- still the same old mean, salty...
- 678
- 00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:01,298
- - Easy.
- - ...cantankerous, foul,
- 679
- 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:03,175
- angry ogre you always been.
- 680
- 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:05,427
- And you're still the same
- annoying donkey.
- 681
- 00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:06,595
- Yeah.
- 682
- 00:55:08,764 --> 00:55:09,848
- Well...
- 683
- 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:13,811
- Look out, Princess.
- Here comes the new me.
- 684
- 00:55:15,103 --> 00:55:17,815
- First things first. We need to get
- you out of those clothes.
- 685
- 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,279
- - Ready?
- - Ready!
- 686
- 00:55:29,034 --> 00:55:30,202
- Driver, stop!
- 687
- 00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:33,372
- Oh, God! Help me, please!
- My racing days are over!
- 688
- 00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:36,959
- I'm blind! Tell the truth. Will I
- ever be able to play the violin again?
- 689
- 00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:41,171
- You poor creature!
- Is there anything I can do for you?
- 690
- 00:55:41,922 --> 00:55:43,549
- Well, there is one thing.
- 691
- 00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:46,510
- Take off the powdered wig and step
- away from your drawers.
- 692
- 00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:52,849
- - Not bad.
- - Not bad at all.
- 693
- 00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:04,111
- Father? Is everything all right, Father?
- 694
- 00:56:09,408 --> 00:56:13,245
- Thank you, gentlemen!
- Someday, I will repay you.
- 695
- 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:16,915
- Unless, of course,
- I can't find you or if I forget.
- 696
- 00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:02,127
- Halt!
- 697
- 00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:05,213
- Tell Princess Fiona her husband,
- Sir Shrek, is here to see her.
- 698
- 00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:28,320
- Fiona!
- 699
- 00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:29,529
- Shrek?
- 700
- 00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:34,159
- Shrek?
- 701
- 00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:40,499
- Fiona!
- 702
- 00:57:44,002 --> 00:57:45,796
- Hello, handsome.
- 703
- 00:57:47,714 --> 00:57:48,840
- Shrek!
- 704
- 00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:52,260
- - Princess!
- - Donkey?
- 705
- 00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:53,845
- That potion worked on you, too?
- 706
- 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,847
- What potion?
- 707
- 00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:59,059
- It's kind of a long story. Shrek and I
- took some magic potion. And well...
- 708
- 00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:01,478
- Now, we're sexy!
- 709
- 00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:03,897
- Shrek?
- 710
- 00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:10,654
- For you, baby... I could be.
- 711
- 00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:13,031
- - Yeah, you wish.
- - Donkey, where is Shrek?
- 712
- 00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:15,492
- He went inside looking for you.
- 713
- 00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:18,704
- Shrek!
- 714
- 00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:22,082
- Fiona! Fiona!
- 715
- 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:26,044
- You wanna dance, pretty boy?
- 716
- 00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:32,551
- Are you going so soon?
- Don't you want to see your wife?
- 717
- 00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:35,220
- Fiona?
- 718
- 00:58:37,389 --> 00:58:41,017
- - Shrek?
- - Aye, Fiona. It is me.
- 719
- 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:43,228
- What happened to your voice?
- 720
- 00:58:43,603 --> 00:58:47,399
- The potion changed
- a lot of things, Fiona.
- 721
- 00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:50,068
- But not the way I feel about you.
- 722
- 00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:51,737
- Fiona?
- 723
- 00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:53,905
- Charming?
- 724
- 00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:55,365
- Do you think so?
- 725
- 00:58:56,032 --> 00:58:59,369
- Dad? I was so hoping you'd approve.
- 726
- 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:02,998
- - Who are you?
- - Mom, it's me, Shrek.
- 727
- 00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:06,501
- I know you never get a second chance
- at a first impression
- 728
- 00:59:06,668 --> 00:59:09,087
- but, well, what do you think?
- 729
- 00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:16,136
- Fiona! Fiona!
- 730
- 00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:17,596
- Fiona!
- 731
- 00:59:17,763 --> 00:59:19,598
- Fiona!
- 732
- 00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:23,143
- - Fiona!
- - Fiona! Fiona!
- 733
- 00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:27,063
- Oh, shoot! I don't think they
- can hear us, pigeon.
- 734
- 00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:33,070
- Don't you think you've already
- messed her life up enough?
- 735
- 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:35,947
- I just wanted her to be happy.
- 736
- 00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:38,366
- And now she can be.
- 737
- 00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:40,744
- Oh, sweetheart.
- 738
- 00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:44,289
- She's finally found
- the prince of her dreams.
- 739
- 00:59:44,456 --> 00:59:48,460
- But look at me.
- Look what I've done for her.
- 740
- 00:59:48,627 --> 00:59:51,880
- It's time you stop living
- in a fairytale, Shrek.
- 741
- 00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:56,092
- She's a Princess.
- And you're an ogre.
- 742
- 00:59:56,259 --> 01:00:00,263
- That's something no amount of potion
- is ever going to change.
- 743
- 01:00:07,979 --> 01:00:09,481
- But...
- 744
- 01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,024
- ...I love her.
- 745
- 01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:13,235
- If you really love her...
- 746
- 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:16,154
- ...you'll let her go.
- 747
- 01:00:21,243 --> 01:00:23,328
- - Shrek?
- - Senor\
- 748
- 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:26,331
- Hey, what's going on?
- Where are you going?
- 749
- 01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:36,967
- You wouldn't have had anything to do
- with this, would you, Harold?
- 750
- 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:53,024
- There you go, boys.
- 751
- 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:55,110
- Just leave the bottle, Doris.
- 752
- 01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:57,654
- Hey! Why the long face?
- 753
- 01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:01,283
- It was all just a stupid mistake.
- 754
- 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:06,037
- I never should have rescued her
- from that tower in the first place.
- 755
- 01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:10,041
- I hate Mondays.
- 756
- 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:12,043
- I can't believe you're
- gonna just walk away
- 757
- 01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:13,879
- from the best thing
- that ever happened to you.
- 758
- 01:01:14,045 --> 01:01:15,547
- What choice do I have?
- 759
- 01:01:15,714 --> 01:01:19,676
- She loves that pretty boy,
- Prince Charming.
- 760
- 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,595
- Come on. Is he really
- that good-looking?
- 761
- 01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:23,889
- Are you kidding? He's gorgeous!
- 762
- 01:01:24,055 --> 01:01:27,559
- He has a face that looks
- like it was carved by angels.
- 763
- 01:01:27,726 --> 01:01:29,144
- He sounds dreamy.
- 764
- 01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:33,189
- You know, shockingly, this isn't
- making me feel any better.
- 765
- 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:39,905
- Look, guys. It's for the best.
- 766
- 01:01:40,071 --> 01:01:44,743
- Mom and Dad approve, and Fiona
- gets the man she's always dreamed of.
- 767
- 01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:46,786
- Everybody wins.
- 768
- 01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:49,080
- Except for you.
- 769
- 01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:52,751
- I don't get it, Shrek. You love Fiona.
- 770
- 01:01:52,918 --> 01:01:54,085
- Aye.
- 771
- 01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:57,464
- And that's why I have to let her go.
- 772
- 01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:01,426
- Excuse me, is she here?
- 773
- 01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:03,595
- She's in the back.
- 774
- 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:06,640
- Hello again.
- 775
- 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:13,021
- Fairy Godmother. Charming.
- 776
- 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:17,108
- You better have a good reason
- for dragging us down here, Harold.
- 777
- 01:02:17,275 --> 01:02:23,239
- Well... I'm afraid Fiona isn't really
- warming up to Prince Charming.
- 778
- 01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:26,868
- - FYI, not my fault.
- - No, of course it's not, dear.
- 779
- 01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:28,954
- I mean, how charming can I be
- 780
- 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,248
- when I have to pretend
- I'm that dreadful ogre?
- 781
- 01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:33,416
- No! No, it's nobody's fault.
- 782
- 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:36,753
- Perhaps it's best if we just
- call the whole thing off. OK?
- 783
- 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:37,754
- - What?
- - What?
- 784
- 01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:41,216
- You can't force someone
- to fall in love!
- 785
- 01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:44,469
- I beg to differ. I do it all the time!
- 786
- 01:02:44,636 --> 01:02:49,140
- Have Fiona drink this and she'll fall
- in love with the first man she kisses.
- 787
- 01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:51,101
- Which will be Charming.
- 788
- 01:02:53,353 --> 01:02:55,146
- - No.
- - What did you say?
- 789
- 01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:57,774
- can't. I won't do it.
- 790
- 01:02:57,941 --> 01:02:59,442
- Oh, yes, you will.
- 791
- 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:02,946
- If you remember, I helped you
- with your happily ever after.
- 792
- 01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:06,574
- And I can take it away just as easily.
- 793
- 01:03:06,741 --> 01:03:09,953
- Is that what you want? Is it?
- 794
- 01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:13,456
- - No.
- - Good boy.
- 795
- 01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:17,669
- Now we have to go. I need to do
- Charming's hair before the ball.
- 796
- 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:21,047
- He's hopeless. He's all high in the
- front. He can never get to the back.
- 797
- 01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:23,675
- You always need someone
- to do the back of your hair.
- 798
- 01:03:23,842 --> 01:03:25,677
- - Thank you, Mother.
- - Mother?
- 799
- 01:03:27,262 --> 01:03:29,597
- Mary! A talking horse!
- 800
- 01:03:29,764 --> 01:03:30,849
- The ogre!
- 801
- 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:36,646
- Stop them! Thieves! Bandits!
- Stop them!
- 802
- 01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:41,860
- Well, the abs are fab and it's gluteus
- to the maximus here at tonight's
- 803
- 01:03:42,027 --> 01:03:45,071
- Far Far Away Royal Ball blowout!
- 804
- 01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:47,782
- The coaches are lined up as the
- cream of the crop pours out of them
- 805
- 01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:49,701
- like Miss Muffet's curds and whey.
- 806
- 01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:51,870
- Everyone who's anyone has turned out
- 807
- 01:03:52,037 --> 01:03:54,331
- to honour Princess Fiona
- and Prince Shrek.
- 808
- 01:03:54,497 --> 01:03:57,417
- And, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous!
- 809
- 01:03:57,584 --> 01:03:58,877
- Look! Hansel and Gretel!
- 810
- 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,546
- What the heck are the crumbs for?
- 811
- 01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:04,674
- And right behind them,
- Tom Thumb and Thumbelina!
- 812
- 01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:06,926
- Oh, aren't they adorable!
- 813
- 01:04:07,552 --> 01:04:10,347
- Here comes Sleeping Beauty!
- 814
- 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,682
- Tired old thing.
- 815
- 01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:16,311
- Who's this? Who's this? Who is this?
- 816
- 01:04:17,353 --> 01:04:19,522
- It's the one, it's the only...
- 817
- 01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:22,192
- It's the Fairy Godmother!
- 818
- 01:04:22,358 --> 01:04:25,528
- Hello, Far Far Away!
- 819
- 01:04:26,738 --> 01:04:28,406
- Can I get a whoop, whoop?
- 820
- 01:04:28,573 --> 01:04:30,075
- Whoop, whoop!
- 821
- 01:04:30,241 --> 01:04:33,578
- May all your endings be happy and...
- 822
- 01:04:33,745 --> 01:04:36,331
- Well, you know the rest!
- 823
- 01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:39,793
- We'll be right back
- with the Royal Far Far Away Ball
- 824
- 01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:41,252
- after these messages.
- 825
- 01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:43,505
- hate these ball shows.
- 826
- 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:46,257
- They bore me to tears.
- Flip over to Wheel of Torturel
- 827
- 01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:50,428
- I'm not flipping anywhere, sir,
- until I see Shrek and Fiona.
- 828
- 01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:53,139
- Whizzes on you guys.
- 829
- 01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:55,308
- Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing!
- 830
- 01:04:55,475 --> 01:04:57,685
- No, to your left. Your left!
- 831
- 01:05:00,772 --> 01:05:03,858
- - Tonight on Knights...
- - Now here's a good show!
- 832
- 01:05:04,025 --> 01:05:07,278
- We got a white bronco heading east
- into the forest. Requesting backup.
- 833
- 01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:10,031
- It's time for the men in steel
- to teach these madcap mammals
- 834
- 01:05:10,198 --> 01:05:12,409
- their "devil may mare"
- attitudes just won't fly.
- 835
- 01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:17,539
- - Let me go!
- - Why you grabbing me? Police brutality!
- 836
- 01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:22,252
- -1 have to talk to Princess Fiona!
- - We warned you!
- 837
- 01:05:22,961 --> 01:05:25,338
- Will they get away with it? Or did
- someone let the cat out of the bag?
- 838
- 01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:27,757
- You, capitalist pig dogs!
- 839
- 01:05:33,012 --> 01:05:34,681
- - Catnip!
- - That's not mine.
- 840
- 01:05:35,807 --> 01:05:37,851
- Find Princess Fiona!
- 841
- 01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:39,519
- I'm a donkey!
- 842
- 01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:42,230
- Tell her Shrek...
- I'm her husband, Shrek!
- 843
- 01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:43,398
- Knights.
- 844
- 01:05:43,565 --> 01:05:44,983
- Quick! Rewind it!
- 845
- 01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:47,819
- ...Shrek! I'm her husband, Shrek!
- 846
- 01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:17,432
- Darling?
- 847
- 01:06:18,725 --> 01:06:20,351
- I thought I might find you here.
- 848
- 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:24,063
- How about a nice hot cup
- of tea before the ball?
- 849
- 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:26,524
- I'm not going.
- 850
- 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:29,694
- But the whole Kingdom's turned out
- to celebrate your marriage.
- 851
- 01:06:29,861 --> 01:06:33,781
- There's just one problem.
- That's not my husband.
- 852
- 01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:36,618
- I mean, look at him.
- 853
- 01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:43,541
- Yes, he is a bit different, but
- people change for the ones they love.
- 854
- 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:46,794
- You'd be surprised how much
- I changed for your mother.
- 855
- 01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:48,588
- Change?
- 856
- 01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,882
- He's completely lost his mind!
- 857
- 01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:54,052
- Darling, why not come down to the ball
- and give him another chance?
- 858
- 01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:57,514
- I mean, you might find you
- like this new Shrek.
- 859
- 01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,892
- But it's the old one
- I fell in love with, Dad.
- 860
- 01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:04,062
- I'd give anything to have him back.
- 861
- 01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:10,276
- Darling! That's mine. Decaf.
- 862
- 01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:12,362
- Otherwise I'm up all night.
- 863
- 01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:20,245
- "hanks.
- 864
- 01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:27,502
- I got to get out of here! You can't lock
- us up like this! Let me go!
- 865
- 01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:29,045
- What about my Miranda Rights?
- 866
- 01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:31,923
- You're supposed to say
- I have the right to remain silent.
- 867
- 01:07:32,090 --> 01:07:33,633
- Nobody said I have the right
- to remain silent!
- 868
- 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,928
- Donkey, you have
- the right to remain silent.
- 869
- 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:39,556
- What you lack is the capacity.
- 870
- 01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:43,601
- I must hold on before I, too,
- go totally mad.
- 871
- 01:07:43,768 --> 01:07:45,603
- Shrek? Donkey?
- 872
- 01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:47,605
- Too late.
- 873
- 01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:51,401
- Gingy! Pinocchio! Get us out of here!
- 874
- 01:07:56,948 --> 01:07:58,866
- Fire in the hole!
- 875
- 01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:18,970
- Look out below!
- 876
- 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:23,308
- Quick! Tell a lie!
- 877
- 01:08:23,474 --> 01:08:26,144
- - What should I say?
- - Anything, but quick!
- 878
- 01:08:26,311 --> 01:08:28,396
- Say something crazy, like,
- "I'm wearing ladies' underwear!"
- 879
- 01:08:28,563 --> 01:08:31,482
- I am wearing ladies' underwear.
- 880
- 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,989
- - Are you?
- -1 most certainly am not!
- 881
- 01:08:39,073 --> 01:08:41,159
- It looks like you most certainly am are!
- 882
- 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:42,827
- -1 am not!
- - What kind?
- 883
- 01:08:42,994 --> 01:08:45,496
- - It's a thong!
- - They're briefs!
- 884
- 01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:46,873
- - Are not.
- - Are too!
- 885
- 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,750
- - Are not!
- - Are too!
- 886
- 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:50,627
- Here we go. Hang tight.
- 887
- 01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:57,300
- Hey, wait! Hey, hey!
- 888
- 01:09:01,095 --> 01:09:03,348
- - Excuse me?
- - What? Puss!
- 889
- 01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:05,558
- Pardon me, would you
- mind letting me go?
- 890
- 01:09:05,725 --> 01:09:07,685
- - Sorry, boss.
- - Quit messing around!
- 891
- 01:09:07,852 --> 01:09:09,520
- We've got to stop that kiss!
- 892
- 01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:11,439
- I thought you was going to let her go.
- 893
- 01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:13,816
- I was, but I can't let them
- do this to Fiona.
- 894
- 01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:17,111
- Boom! That's what I like to hear.
- Look who's finally coming around!
- 895
- 01:09:17,278 --> 01:09:18,863
- It's impossible! We'll never get in.
- 896
- 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:21,616
- The castle is guarded and
- there is a moat and everything!
- 897
- 01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:25,995
- Well, folks, it looks like
- we're up chocolate creek
- 898
- 01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:28,039
- without a Popsicle stick.
- 899
- 01:09:32,543 --> 01:09:36,047
- - What?
- - Do you still know the Muffin Man?
- 900
- 01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:39,634
- Well, sure!
- He's down on Drury Lane. Why?
- 901
- 01:09:39,801 --> 01:09:42,136
- Because we're gonna need flour.
- 902
- 01:09:42,303 --> 01:09:45,390
- Lots and lots of flour.
- 903
- 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:50,061
- Gingy!
- 904
- 01:09:50,228 --> 01:09:54,649
- Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man!
- We've got a big order to fill!
- 905
- 01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:00,571
- It's alive!
- 906
- 01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:12,625
- Run, run, run, as fast you can!
- 907
- 01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:21,926
- Go, baby, go!
- 908
- 01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:26,347
- There it is, Mongol To the castle!
- 909
- 01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:31,102
- No, no, no, you great stupid pastry!
- Come on!
- 910
- 01:10:38,651 --> 01:10:41,362
- Mongol Down here! Look at the pony!
- 911
- 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:45,283
- That's right! Follow the pretty pony!
- 912
- 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:48,035
- Pretty pony wants to play at the castle!
- 913
- 01:10:48,202 --> 01:10:49,620
- Pretty pony...
- 914
- 01:10:51,539 --> 01:10:54,041
- Ladies and gentlemen.
- Presenting:
- 915
- 01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:58,796
- Princess Fiona and her new husband,
- Prince Shrek.
- 916
- 01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:02,550
- Shrek, what are you doing?
- 917
- 01:11:02,717 --> 01:11:05,470
- I'm just playing the part, Fiona.
- 918
- 01:11:05,636 --> 01:11:08,055
- Is that glitter on your lips?
- 919
- 01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:11,058
- Cherry flavoured. Want to taste?
- 920
- 01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:15,146
- - What is with you?
- - But, Muffin Cake...
- 921
- 01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:20,109
- C Minor, put it in C Minor.
- 922
- 01:11:21,152 --> 01:11:22,653
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- 923
- 01:11:25,198 --> 01:11:28,075
- I'd like to dedicate this song to
- 924
- 01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:31,662
- Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek.
- 925
- 01:11:32,663 --> 01:11:34,332
- Fiona, my Princess.
- 926
- 01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:37,084
- Will you honour me with a dance?
- 927
- 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,925
- Dance, dance, dance...
- 928
- 01:11:57,104 --> 01:11:58,439
- Since when do you dance?
- 929
- 01:11:58,606 --> 01:12:01,359
- Fiona, my dearest...
- if there's one thing I know,
- 930
- 01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:04,487
- it's that love is full of surprises.
- 931
- 01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:16,332
- Hit it!
- 932
- 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:24,882
- All right, big fellow!
- Let's crash this party!
- 933
- 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:28,052
- Man the catapults!
- 934
- 01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:30,847
- Aim! Fire!
- 935
- 01:12:31,973 --> 01:12:34,892
- - Brace yourselves!
- - Purty!
- 936
- 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,694
- Not the gumdrop button!
- 937
- 01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:52,910
- Incoming!
- 938
- 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:55,580
- All right!
- 939
- 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,007
- Go, Mongol Go!
- 940
- 01:13:09,635 --> 01:13:10,887
- Man the cauldrons!
- 941
- 01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:18,728
- After you, Mongo.
- 942
- 01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:25,693
- That's it! Heave!
- Ho! Watch out!
- 943
- 01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:29,864
- Shrek!
- 944
- 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:35,453
- More heat, less foam!
- 945
- 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:47,965
- Heave!
- 946
- 01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:57,099
- No!
- 947
- 01:14:27,755 --> 01:14:28,756
- Come on!
- 948
- 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:33,344
- - No, no!
- - Be good.
- 949
- 01:14:35,846 --> 01:14:38,683
- He needs me! Let me go!
- 950
- 01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:43,396
- Donkey!
- 951
- 01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:54,365
- Puss!
- 952
- 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:59,996
- Go! Go! Your lady needs you! Go!
- 953
- 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:05,209
- Today, I repay my debt.
- 954
- 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:15,761
- En garde\
- 955
- 01:15:26,731 --> 01:15:27,857
- Stop!
- 956
- 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:36,407
- Hey, you! Back away from my wife.
- 957
- 01:15:36,574 --> 01:15:37,908
- Shrek?
- 958
- 01:15:38,701 --> 01:15:43,205
- You couldn't just go back to your
- swamp and leave well enough alone.
- 959
- 01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:45,583
- - Now!
- - Pigs und blanket!
- 960
- 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:49,795
- Pinocchio! Get the wand!
- 961
- 01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:51,756
- see London! I see France!
- 962
- 01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:56,886
- I'm a real boy!
- 963
- 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:10,107
- Donkey!
- 964
- 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:15,821
- I'm a real boy.
- 965
- 01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:22,453
- "hat's mine! That's mine!
- 966
- 01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:28,125
- Pray for mercy, from Puss...
- 967
- 01:16:28,292 --> 01:16:29,794
- And Donkey!
- 968
- 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:32,963
- She's taken the potion!
- Kiss her now!
- 969
- 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:37,635
- No!
- 970
- 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:01,575
- - Fiona...
- - Shrek.
- 971
- 01:17:01,742 --> 01:17:05,454
- Harold! You were supposed
- to give her the potion!
- 972
- 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:09,416
- Well, I guess I gave her the wrong tea.
- 973
- 01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:10,793
- Mommy!
- 974
- 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:11,961
- Mommy?
- 975
- 01:17:13,379 --> 01:17:15,256
- I told you
- 976
- 01:17:15,422 --> 01:17:19,593
- ogres don't live happily ever after.
- 977
- 01:17:22,012 --> 01:17:24,682
- - Harold!
- - No...
- 978
- 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:46,620
- Dad! Daddy...
- 979
- 01:17:49,123 --> 01:17:51,000
- - Is he...?
- - Yup.
- 980
- 01:17:52,376 --> 01:17:54,169
- He croaked.
- 981
- 01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:57,506
- Harold?
- 982
- 01:17:57,673 --> 01:17:59,008
- Dad?
- 983
- 01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:01,635
- I'd hoped you'd never see me like this.
- 984
- 01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:03,679
- Hey, and he gave you a hard time!
- 985
- 01:18:03,846 --> 01:18:06,599
- - Donkey!
- - No, no, he's right. I'm sorry.
- 986
- 01:18:07,558 --> 01:18:08,559
- To both of you.
- 987
- 01:18:08,726 --> 01:18:11,687
- I only wanted what was best for Fiona.
- 988
- 01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:13,731
- But I can see now...
- 989
- 01:18:14,815 --> 01:18:16,650
- ...she already has it.
- 990
- 01:18:17,735 --> 01:18:18,986
- Shrek, Fiona...
- 991
- 01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:23,741
- ...will you accept
- an old frog's apologies
- 992
- 01:18:24,909 --> 01:18:26,243
- and my blessing?
- 993
- 01:18:27,745 --> 01:18:29,955
- - Harold...
- - I'm sorry, Lillian.
- 994
- 01:18:30,122 --> 01:18:33,667
- I just wish I could
- be the man you deserve.
- 995
- 01:18:34,752 --> 01:18:40,090
- You're more that man today
- than you ever were. Warts and all.
- 996
- 01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:46,347
- Boss! The Happily Ever After Potion!
- 997
- 01:18:46,513 --> 01:18:47,598
- Midnight!
- 998
- 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:51,310
- Fiona... is this what you want?
- 999
- 01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:54,438
- To be this way forever?
- 1000
- 01:18:54,605 --> 01:18:57,232
- - What?
- - Because if you kiss me now...
- 1001
- 01:18:58,275 --> 01:18:59,944
- ...we can stay like this.
- 1002
- 01:19:00,694 --> 01:19:02,279
- You'd do that?
- 1003
- 01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:04,990
- - For me?
- -Yes.
- 1004
- 01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:16,293
- I want what any princess wants.
- 1005
- 01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:19,421
- To live happily ever after...
- 1006
- 01:19:23,509 --> 01:19:26,178
- ...with the ogre I married.
- 1007
- 01:19:29,306 --> 01:19:32,142
- Whatever happens, I must not cry!
- 1008
- 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:34,812
- You cannot make me cry!
- 1009
- 01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:01,422
- No... No, no... No!
- 1010
- 01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:07,928
- Oh, no...
- 1011
- 01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:26,155
- Hey...
- 1012
- 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:28,699
- ...you still look like
- a noble steed to me.
- 1013
- 01:20:33,287 --> 01:20:35,539
- Now, where were we?
- 1014
- 01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:38,167
- remember.
- 1015
- 01:20:45,132 --> 01:20:48,594
- Hey! Isn't we supposed
- to be having a fiesta?
- 1016
- 01:20:48,761 --> 01:20:50,554
- Uno, dos, cuatro, hit it!
- 1017
- 01:20:58,062 --> 01:20:59,438
- Puss and Donkey, y'all...
- 1018
- 01:21:05,027 --> 01:21:06,111
- Sing it, Puss!
- 1019
- 01:21:12,284 --> 01:21:13,619
- Here we go!
- 1020
- 01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:45,442
- Hey gorgeous!
- 1021
- 01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:02,167
- Sing it one more time now!
- 1022
- 01:22:09,675 --> 01:22:11,468
- Hey, Donkey, that's Spanish!
- 1023
- 01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:12,845
- Break it down!
- 1024
- 01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:47,796
- Sing it one more time, now!
- 1025
- 01:24:16,093 --> 01:24:17,135
- Amigo?
- 1026
- 01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:20,097
- We are off to the Kit-Kat Club.
- Come on, join us.
- 1027
- 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:23,767
- Thanks, compadre.
- I'm... I'm just not in the mood.
- 1028
- 01:24:23,934 --> 01:24:27,688
- We will cheer you up!
- Find you a nice burro\
- 1029
- 01:24:29,481 --> 01:24:30,566
- Hey, baby!
- 1030
- 01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:36,321
- Hey, that's my girl! Yeah! All right!
- 1031
- 01:24:37,114 --> 01:24:38,365
- Baby, where you been?
- 1032
- 01:24:39,616 --> 01:24:43,412
- I'm sorry, too. I should have stayed.
- But Shrek had this thing he had to do.
- 1033
- 01:24:43,579 --> 01:24:45,080
- What? Say it one more time.
- 1034
- 01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:47,749
- What you talking about?
- Are you serious?
- 1035
- 01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:51,795
- Dada!
- 1036
- 01:24:58,885 --> 01:25:01,221
- Look at our little mutant babies!
- 1037
- 01:25:03,890 --> 01:25:05,434
- I got to get a job.
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