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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way ♪

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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse... ♪

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Fucking holidays.

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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way ♪

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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh ♪

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Hmm.

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Merry Christmas.

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Ah! This is what you wear
to Christmas dinner?

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Don't you even own a dress?

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I'm great, Mom. Thanks.

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House looks beautiful.

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Well, your Aunt Susan
brought at-the-mall-Santa home.

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And your nephew just pooped in the manger.

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Ugh. It was a tiny poop,

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and he moved the baby Jesus first.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Merry Christmas.

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- Gingerbread elf?
- Oh!

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- Wow.
- Hey.

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Um, Rodney said you didn't call him.

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I'm sorry,
but I cannot date a professional clown.

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I'd never sleep.

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Jesus, Sloane, it's been six months.
You gotta get back out there.

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How does she expect to meet anybody

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when she sits around the house
wearing pajamas?

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It's called working remote, Mother.

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My boss doesn't care what I wear
as long as I meet my quota.

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He does, however, request that my mother
stop FaceTiming me during business hours.

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You're not still smoking, are you?

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Uh... No, Mom. I'm not still smoking.

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I had a smoky Uber.

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Well, I know the holidays
can be stressful,

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but no man wants to marry a smoker...

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who lies.

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Well, no man wants a bitchy mother-in-law.

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So, I guess that's three strikes.

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Woo-hoo hoo-hoo!

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You know it's a holiday
when my sister shows up alone.

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- Don't rub it in. She's obviously sad.
- Stop it.

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I'm not sad.

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Are you sure? You look really sad.

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Uh-uh.

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I'm not sad.

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Boom! One sanitized manger.

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Aw, Sloane.

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You didn't call Rodney?

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Isn't he great?

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- Hmm.
- I met him at the mall.

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You'd be surprised at the quality of men
you can meet at the mall.

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I don't think I would actually.

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Relax.

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It's not like I'm going to marry him.

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He's just my holidate.

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A "holidate"?

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You know, a date solely for the holiday.

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No commitment.

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Want me to see if he has a friend?

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Don't be nervous.
They'll love you.

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Your parents know
this is only our third date, right?

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Oh, my God. It's not a big deal.

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Actually,
I don't think they know you're coming.

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- Hi! Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas!

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Oh, and you must be Jackson.

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You're even more handsome
than in the pictures.

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Pictures?

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Oh, and her first time on Santa's lap.

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She peed right through to Santa's leg.

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Ah, first ballet recital and...

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Oh!

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this is the day she got her first period.

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Charming.

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Oh, and this one...

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was for Little Miss Evanston.

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You should know,

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Carly's father and I
are perfectly comfortable

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with you two sleeping together in here.

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Oh, no. It's fine.

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I won't be staying over.

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Nonsense.

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You're practically family.

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Fuck am I?

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- Sloane.
- Yeah?

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Stop being a baby. We can put the leaf in.

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No, thank you.
I prefer the singles table.

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All right, kids, let's check on presents.
Come on. Let's go.

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So...

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Aunt Sloane, why didn't you call Rodney?

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Why didn't you call Rodney?

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Because I already have a boyfriend.

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His name is Levi,

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and he shares his juice box with me
every day at recess.

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Good for you, Daisy.

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You enjoy it while you can,

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because one day you are gonna
walk outside,

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and you're gonna catch Levi
sharing his juice box

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with a Starbucks barista named "Rainbow."

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Yeah, it's not a good day, Daisy.

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It hurts.

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It hardens you.

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And the next thing you know,

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you're just south of 30,

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sitting at the kids table,
numbing the pain with a vodka.

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God, my parents love you!

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What the hell is wrong with you?
You told them...

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- You told your parents we're a couple?
- Oh, come on.

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You know you like me.

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You wouldn't be here on a major holiday

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- if you didn't like me.
- I...

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A Clapper?

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Look, I told you
my parents are in Australia.

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I didn't have any other...

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...plans.

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Ooh!

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- Hey!
- Ah!

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- Pajamas.
- Yes!

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I thought they were so cute and cozy
for, like, a girl's night in.

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Hey!

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- Pants.
- They're khakis!

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Because golfers love khakis, right?

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I didn't know the size so I got three,
but you can exchange them.

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Pants...

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and a project.

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Thanks!

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I'm sorry. I really didn't...

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think we're doing the whole present thing.

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Why would you think that?

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Because you said we're not doing
the whole present thing.

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Oh!

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I see. So, you know me well enough
to cum in my mouth,

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but you don't know me well enough
to get me a Christmas present?

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I...

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I could give you some cash.
I've got, what...

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What have I got left? Forty bucks?

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Forty bucks?

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What am I, a prostitute?

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No! God, no!

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Absolutely not. What the...

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I'll take 80.

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I'm not giving you $80.

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But we had sex, Jackson! Twice!

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I cannot believe that you didn't
get me a Christmas present!

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I can't believe

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that you'd ambush me like this
in front of your parents!

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Actually, you know what? I can.

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'Cause chicks go mental on the holidays.

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Lovely evening, guys. Beautiful dinner.
Have a merry Christmas.

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Cheers.

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Could I have everyone's attention?

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There's something that I need to say.

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Who wants dessert?

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Elizabeth Kimberly Chen...

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Fuck no.

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I know it's been only been three months

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and six heavenly days,

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but I feel like I've known you
my entire life.

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Will you make me
the happiest man in the world

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and marry me?

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Oh, my gosh!

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Yes!

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Yes, I'll marry you!

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- Two down, one to go!
- Congratulations.

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- Best Christmas ever!
- Yes!

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Wow, this is... awesome.

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My little brother getting married.

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Wow! I just...

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love these pajamas.

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- What’s the hold up?
- This is ridiculous.

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I've been in line
over half an hour. Please...

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I'm sorry, without a gift receipt
I can only offer you a store credit.

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I don't want a store credit.

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I want to never have to return
to this store.

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We have some really cute stuff.
Have you tried our authentic skinny jeans?

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Excuse me!

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Come on, dude!

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Crocodile Dundee,

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some of us have jobs.

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Dundee. Original.

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Hang on. What makes you think
I don't have a job?

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You're at the mall on a Wednesday

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returning slacker pants.

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Uh... These happen to be khakis.

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Lots of employed people wear khaki pants.

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Hopefully, you mean khakis
and still don't care.

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Hi, there. I just have a quick return.

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Hey!

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- Receipt?
- They didn't come with a receipt.

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Just the assumption
that I would be alone forever

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and, apparently, gorge myself
into the size of a lumberjack.

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Nailed it.

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You know what?
My Christmas already sucked.

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So, you can go "nail it" somewhere else.

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Uh, I need to go check on these.

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I'll give you 40 bucks for those khakis,
and a Fresh Pretzel, two-for-one.

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This is like 80 bucks worth of pants.

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No deal.

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Hey, if it's any consolation,

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I spent my holiday
in an ugly Christmas sweater,

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sipping mocktails with a room
full of people who I think were in a cult.

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I'll see your ugly Christmas sweater,

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and raise you a seat at the kids table,

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my little brother getting engaged,

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and catching my aunt
getting her cookie licked by a mall Santa.

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That's a... festive visual.

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Seared into my brain like a bad tattoo.

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I got a bad tattoo once.

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Is that... Matt Lauer?

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I was a really big fan of the Today Show.

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Sorry, these are from two seasons ago.

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I can offer you a store credit

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at the current sales price of...

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$4.99!

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$4.99?

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Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

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My sister has become so cheap
since having kids.

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It'd be really cute if you
cut off the legs, like capri pants.

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Fifty bucks for everything.

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- Hey!
- Like you're making capri pants.

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I might.

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I have a crafty side.

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Okay.

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Forty.

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Forty-five!

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And the pretzels, two-for-one.

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- You don't want any?
- I don't eat that crap.

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- Do you know what that does to your body?
- Yeah.

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It fills me with warm,
delicious happiness.

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Like Christmas used to,
before I realized Santa was a big scam.

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Yeah.

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Christmas peaked for me at about ten.

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I got a surfboard
and my first complete set of golf clubs.

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Hmm.

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- It was good.
- My best Christmas...

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was a Barbie Dream House, preassembled,

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and a ventriloquist puppet named Lester.

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He looked like Jaleel White.

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Hmm?

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I sort of had a thing for Urkel.

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I spent months learning to throw my voice.

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- Well, come on, let's hear it.
- No.

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Excuse me. I bought you a free pretzel.

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So, you owe me an Urkel.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Did I do that?

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Did I do that?

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Nice.

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- What happened to Lester?
- Oh, he sleeps with me every night.

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What?

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Hey, Sloane!

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Oh, God! Oh, God!

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Is that an ex-boyfriend of yours
or something?

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No! That is the guy my aunt
brought home for Christmas.

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That's the cookie licker?

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Tell your Aunt Susan to call me!

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He was her holidate.

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Wait. What's a holidate?

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00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,333
Just some guy she picked up at the mall
to spend Christmas with.

260
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:09,958
Wait, just Christmas or all holidays?

261
00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:11,416
Easter, New Year's...

262
00:12:11,916 --> 00:12:14,000
She's an equal opportunity holi-dater.

263
00:12:14,416 --> 00:12:16,458
That's what I need for New Year's Eve.

264
00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:19,125
You can try, but this late in the game,
he's probably booked.

265
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:23,125
No. Seriously, I am done
casually dating on the holidays.

266
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,083
There's way too much pressure.
It's ridiculous.

267
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,750
I always end up being the asshole
at the end of the day, anyway.

268
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:31,083
Yeah? Well, try being the only
single person left in your family.

269
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,500
Every time I walk into a room,

270
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:35,583
I'm showered in a sea of pity
and sad glances.

271
00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:38,791
I mean, why is everyone so suspicious
of a happy, single woman?

272
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,750
Because you're obviously not happy.

273
00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,625
Yes, I am.

274
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,083
Hmm... Happy.

275
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:45,708
No, you're not.

276
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,208
Human beings aren't meant to be alone
on the holidays.

277
00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,166
We actually need

278
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:52,666
warmth,

279
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:54,333
companionship,

280
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,750
and someone
to drunk-mock strangers with at parties.

281
00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:01,541
I do enjoy
drunk-mocking strangers at parties.

282
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:05,500
Well, then, this is perfect! We can be
each other's holidate for New Year's Eve.

283
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,333
I don't even know you, so...

284
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,750
Yeah, well, that's what makes it perfect.

285
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:12,791
'Cause there's no pressure.
There's no expectations.

286
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:16,000
I mean... I don't even think
I find you that attractive.

287
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,416
Wow! Calm down with the flattery.

288
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,166
Not that you're not attractive.
It's just that maybe...

289
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,916
you're not that attractive to me.

290
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:25,583
Goodbye!

291
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:32,208
Okay, wait a second. You just said
that you're tired of all the sad glances

292
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,625
- and looking pathetic.
- "Pity," not "pathetic."

293
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:36,208
Okay, tomato, tomato.

294
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,958
I've got tickets to the Skyfall party.

295
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:40,250
- Wait, really?
- Yeah.

296
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,666
That's such a fun party.

297
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,833
- Oh, come on, then say yes.
- Ugh!

298
00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:45,291
I just wanna go.

299
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,625
I wanna relax, have a few drinks.

300
00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,416
Not worry about my date

301
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,500
going batshit
if I don't drop a knee at midnight.

302
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,083
What makes you sure I'm not batshit?

303
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,125
You had me at Lester.

304
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,416
I'm Jackson, by the way.

305
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,000
Sloane.

306
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:04,833
Nice to meet you, Sloane.

307
00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:06,625
Here are my details.

308
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:08,625
"Golf pro?"

309
00:14:09,541 --> 00:14:10,666
What's your real job?

310
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,375
Just think about it and text me.

311
00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:15,541
Not texting you, Tiger Woods.

312
00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:18,125
- Think about it.
- Not texting you!

313
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,458
Just send me a text.

314
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:21,958
Uh... I'm almost finished.

315
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,708
We are right on target
for queue three, and...

316
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:31,291
I'll have those numbers
teed up first thing in the morning.

317
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,083
I'm sorry. Can I...

318
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,833
call you back?

319
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,333
Yeah.

320
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,375
Mom, I'm working!

321
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,208
That's what you wear to work?

322
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,541
You could at least put on a nice top.

323
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:46,083
Honey, I want you to meet someone.

324
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,750
This my new neighbor, Faarooq.

325
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,833
- Hello.
- Faarooq is a doctor,

326
00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:53,916
and he's single.

327
00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:57,083
She's much prettier with makeup.

328
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,333
I'm wearing makeup!

329
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:01,958
- Faarooq is free on New Year's...
- Goodbye, Mother.

330
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:03,666
And so, I thought that...

331
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,458
Almost got me
on that one. No.

332
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:21,041
Nope! Okay.

333
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,541
Eh... nope.

334
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,333
Maybe!

335
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:25,416
No.

336
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,041
Uh-uh. Mm.

337
00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:29,291
How do you say "no" in Italian?

338
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,541
"No, grazie."

339
00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:34,041
Nah. Oh. Oh!

340
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,916
She is fine!

341
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,708
And she got a little baby goat!

342
00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:40,166
Didn't you hook up with her
last month at the pro-am?

343
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,375
Didn't you?

344
00:15:45,666 --> 00:15:47,958
Oh, I did!

345
00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,958
She must've left the goat at home.

346
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:53,250
- I should give her a call...
- Why are you using my account anyway?

347
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:54,458
Because I told you,

348
00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:57,708
I have some obsessive exes
that just can't get rid of this.

349
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,166
- Okay?
- Know what the problem is with girls?

350
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,250
They got these crazy eyes, right?

351
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:05,500
They're real,
and... I don't need a real girl.

352
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,750
- I need a holidate.
- You said a what-a-date?

353
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:12,500
Hello?

354
00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:18,750
I thought I said text me, not call me.

355
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:20,750
What's "holidate"?

356
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:22,750
Is that a new app I need to download?

357
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,333
I cannot keep up.

358
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,375
I think the leather-vest-mate's up now.

359
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,375
Oh, okay, he's an options trader.

360
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,458
Divorced. Two kids at Northwestern.

361
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:41,541
She was his decorator on the new condo,

362
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,625
- hoping to be wife number three.
- Very good. Very good.

363
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,083
Ooh, uh, white satin ruffles.

364
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,250
Rented tuxedo.

365
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,500
He's just drenched in sweat.

366
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,041
They are definitely getting engaged
at midnight.

367
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:56,875
Wow.

368
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,666
- You're good.
- It's a gift.

369
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:04,916
By the way, your tits
look exceptional in that dress.

370
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,791
Thanks. That's why I bought it.

371
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,041
Love the way it hugs
your ass, too.

372
00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:11,166
That's really sweet of you to notice.

373
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,791
This is great.

374
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,708
I love it. I just can say whatever I want

375
00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:17,031
'cause I don't care
if you think I'm a classy guy or not.

376
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:20,500
And I can wear a slutty dress
and not worry about being slut-shamed.

377
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:21,583
What a holidate bonus.

378
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,625
Hmm.

379
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:25,458
Ooh.

380
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,750
Okay, so he is
a sexually confused art student

381
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,458
with mommy issues.

382
00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:31,833
And she's a wealthy widow

383
00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:34,083
with a taste for bondage.

384
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:35,166
Aunt Susan?

385
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,833
Sloane!

386
00:17:36,916 --> 00:17:38,666
- Hi.
- Hi.

387
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,791
- Oh, baby.
- Wow.

388
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,666
Your tits look great in that dress.

389
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:44,916
That's what I said.

390
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,916
This is... Ronnie.

391
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:48,958
Robert.

392
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:50,416
- Hello.
- Hi.

393
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,916
We met at the Art Institute.

394
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,041
I was a nude model
for his figure sculpting class.

395
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,875
He made me the most perfect clay clitoris.

396
00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:00,583
Like a butterfly taking flight.

397
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,000
You have to see it.

398
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,375
Pass. Thanks.

399
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,833
I'd love to see that.

400
00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:07,416
That can be arranged.

401
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,666
Well, Happy New Year, you kids. Have fun.

402
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,375
Come on, Francois.

403
00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:15,083
Your aunt seems nice.

404
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,458
I need a drink.

405
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:22,791
There's just no way in hell
her character would ever do that.

406
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:24,125
Who cares? It was funny.

407
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,000
Uh-uh.
It was cockamamie.

408
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:29,125
I'm sorry,
no one uses that word anymore.

409
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,083
Well, it's the only word I know

410
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:34,083
that accurately describes
every romantic comedy in history.

411
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:37,250
There's always some fake reason
the stars can't be together

412
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,833
when you know they're gonna be together
from the poster.

413
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,041
It's like, "Oh, boo-hoo.

414
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:43,750
I'm so heartbroken.

415
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,541
Even though you're perfect for me,

416
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,791
I'm taking a break from dating."

417
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,458
I mean, no one is ever...

418
00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:51,916
taking a break from dating!

419
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,083
And let me tell you,

420
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,875
if Ryan Gosling waltzed in here,

421
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:58,166
picked me up, floated me around
to the theme of Dirty Dancing,

422
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,416
I'm not gonna be like,

423
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:03,000
"Oh, hey, Ryan, buddy, bad timing.
I'm taking a break from dating."

424
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,916
I am jumping on that train.

425
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,625
The Ryan Gosling train.

426
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,500
I'd jump on the Ryan Gosling train.

427
00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:14,041
So, who was this dickhead
that ruined romantic comedies for you?

428
00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:17,583
- I'd rather not go there.
- We're already here.

429
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,666
What's his name? Bill?

430
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,333
Fred?

431
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:23,833
Carlos?

432
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,000
- Juan?
- What?

433
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,791
Bob? What?

434
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,250
Luc.

435
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,083
Luc?

436
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,291
Luc.

437
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:35,125
Oh, he sounds like a wanker.

438
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,208
No.

439
00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:38,083
He was handsome,

440
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,416
smart,

441
00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:41,375
French.

442
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:44,500
He wore these sexy,
little John Lennon glasses.

443
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,750
- Ugh...
- Did triathlons.

444
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,000
Man, he had stamina.

445
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:51,166
So, what happened?

446
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:52,541
Hmm.

447
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,875
Nothing much.
We just wanted different things.

448
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,791
I wanted someone
to take home for the holidays,

449
00:19:57,875 --> 00:19:59,958
and he wanted to text photos of his cock

450
00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:02,916
to the girl that made
his double macchiato, so... Ha!

451
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Ouch.

452
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,500
Well, it was my fault.

453
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,291
He was too hot to be trustworthy.

454
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,041
"Always date down."
That's what my sister says.

455
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:13,833
I didn't listen.

456
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:15,583
Hmm.

457
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,000
I gotta pee.

458
00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:25,541
Oh, my God.
It looks like I got stabbed.

459
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,666
It's just wine.

460
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:30,250
- I can't get engaged wearing this dress!
- It's okay. It's not that bad.

461
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,875
- Yeah. It kind of looks like a flower.
- Right.

462
00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:35,166
A flower of blood.

463
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,250
Oh...

464
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:38,458
I'll trade with you.

465
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,750
Oh, my God.

466
00:20:42,916 --> 00:20:43,916
I'm Carrie.

467
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,583
Listen, he loves you.

468
00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:48,833
Okay? He's still gonna propose.

469
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:52,458
All my life, I wanted to be proposed to
on New Year's Eve.

470
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,833
And now it's ruined.

471
00:20:54,916 --> 00:20:56,416
Let's just go.

472
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:00,041
Hi.

473
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,375
Oh, my God.

474
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:04,166
You look so beautiful.

475
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:14,333
Don't ask.

476
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:16,541
Come on.

477
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:24,041
♪ I can't get enough
I love it, love it, love it ♪

478
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:26,541
♪ Let's keep it going ♪

479
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,083
♪ I can't get enough
I love it, love it, love it ♪

480
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:33,208
♪ Oh-oh ooh-ooh
I love it, love it, love it ♪

481
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,750
Woo-hoo!

482
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:42,083
Oh!

483
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,041
♪ I love it
I can't get enough ♪

484
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,708
♪ I love it
I can't get enough ♪

485
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:58,500
♪ Let's keep it going on
I can't get enough ♪

486
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:00,625
- What?
- Thank you!

487
00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:03,666
[" The time of my life" playing"

488
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,416
♪...Had the time of my life ♪

489
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,250
♪ No, I've never... ♪

490
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:09,791
No!

491
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:13,291
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

492
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,333
♪ It's the truth ♪

493
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:20,416
♪ And I owe it all to you... ♪

494
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,208
All right, everyone, move back.

495
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:25,250
♪ So we take each other's hand ♪

496
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:30,541
♪ 'Cause we seem to understand
The urgency... ♪

497
00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:32,958
Yes! Do it!

498
00:22:33,291 --> 00:22:35,375
♪ You're the one thing... ♪

499
00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:48,333
Go! Go! Go!

500
00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:53,708
♪ So I'll tell you something... ♪

501
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,375
Oh, shit!

502
00:22:57,458 --> 00:22:59,166
♪ Because ♪

503
00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:03,625
♪ I've had the time of my life ♪

504
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,166
Whoa...

505
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,250
Boobs! Boobs!

506
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,583
Nobody drops Baby on her head.

507
00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:26,625
I'm gonna take a piss.

508
00:23:31,458 --> 00:23:33,041
All right, y'all!

509
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,458
Are y'all ready for a new year, Chicago?

510
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,291
Yeah!

511
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:41,708
All right. Grab your sweethearts,
and let's do this thing, baby!

512
00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:42,958
Come on, y'all! And...

513
00:23:43,041 --> 00:23:44,791
Nine, eight,

514
00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:46,250
seven, six,

515
00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:48,250
five, four,

516
00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:49,916
three, two,

517
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,916
one!

518
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,125
Happy New Year, Chicago!

519
00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:11,041
♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪

520
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,791
♪ And never brought to mind? ♪

521
00:24:13,875 --> 00:24:15,083
Will you marry me?

522
00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:17,500
Oh, my God. Yes! Yes! Yes!

523
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:19,958
I love you! I love you! I love you!

524
00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:25,875
♪ For auld lang syne, my friend ♪

525
00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:28,750
♪ For auld lang syne... ♪

526
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:32,208
♪ We'll take a cup of kindness... ♪

527
00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:33,291
Shit.

528
00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:34,583
Sorry.

529
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:38,291
- Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.

530
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:47,916
♪ And there's a hand, my trusty friend ♪

531
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:51,083
♪ And give me a hand o' thine ♪

532
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:55,000
♪ We'll take a right
At gude-willy waught ♪

533
00:24:55,791 --> 00:24:57,875
♪ For auld lang syne ♪

534
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:05,208
You know, tonight didn't suck.

535
00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:07,583
I actually had a fairly decent time.

536
00:25:07,666 --> 00:25:08,500
Yeah.

537
00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:11,000
I mean, not the worst night of my life.

538
00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:13,208
What are you doing for Valentine's?

539
00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:15,666
That's in two months.

540
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,833
Yeah, I know, but if I lock in plans now,

541
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,041
then maybe I won't end up
doing anything stupid.

542
00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:23,125
Hmm. Flattered, but two months
is a long time.

543
00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:25,708
You know, a lot could happen before then.

544
00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:27,333
Sure.

545
00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:31,000
And if not, I have a standing date
at a candy store.

546
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:32,458
So, I'm good.

547
00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:35,416
Hmm, okay.

548
00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:36,583
Sure.

549
00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:38,250
Good night then.

550
00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:39,833
Happy New Year.

551
00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:41,458
Happy New Year.

552
00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:55,500
What do you mean,
you don't have a date for Valentine's Day?

553
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:57,958
Don't say it like I just told you
I have cancer.

554
00:25:58,750 --> 00:26:00,000
But it's Valentine's Day.

555
00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:02,166
No, it's Thursday.

556
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,875
And I'm gonna take a long, hot bath,

557
00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:06,666
pop a bottle of pinot,

558
00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:09,791
treat myself to a few pounds of chocolate,
and who knows,

559
00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:11,583
might even watch a little porn.

560
00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:14,291
You can't watch porn
on Valentine's Day!

561
00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:17,208
You should especially watch porn
on Valentine's Day.

562
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:20,791
Ugh! So, what is that cute doctor?
What's his name, Faarooq?

563
00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:23,416
- You should call him.
- Forget it.

564
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:26,250
I'm not dating someone
my mother sets me up with.

565
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,916
What about the mall guy?
You had fun on New Year's.

566
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,791
Yeah, but it was a one-time thing.

567
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:32,625
He wasn't attracted to me.

568
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,208
- He said that?
- Yep.

569
00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:35,875
Ick.

570
00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:37,500
Were you attracted to him?

571
00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:38,958
Uh, No.

572
00:26:39,041 --> 00:26:40,500
He can't even speak English.

573
00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:42,541
You should hear him say "khaki."

574
00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:44,708
He says it like, "khakis."

575
00:26:47,541 --> 00:26:49,666
Look, I'm perfectly happy being single.

576
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,750
I get to do what I want when I want,

577
00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:54,333
and I don't have to deal
with the stress of shaving

578
00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:56,916
and plucking and waxing.

579
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,083
Ugh, best thing about marriage,
no more waxing.

580
00:26:59,541 --> 00:27:02,458
Okay. Well, what about the wedding?
You can't be alone at the wedding.

581
00:27:02,541 --> 00:27:04,541
The wedding's in eight months.

582
00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,583
And you're already letting yourself go.

583
00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:09,708
Everyone needs to mind their own business.

584
00:27:09,791 --> 00:27:12,291
My romantic status and personal hygiene

585
00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:14,000
are completely under control.

586
00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:15,416
Now, if you'll excuse me,

587
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,791
I have an obscene amount of candy to buy.

588
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,416
I bet Rodney's still available.

589
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,166
- Oh, God. Please text him.
- Okay.

590
00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:29,458
Ooh. Mmm.

591
00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:34,375
Sloane?

592
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,500
Luc?

593
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:40,875
My God.

594
00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:42,416
How are you?

595
00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:44,250
What is...

596
00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:45,916
Baby, taste this.

597
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,791
- How amazing.
- Hmm. Yeah.

598
00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:53,458
My tongue is having
a major orgasm right now.

599
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,625
Do these come in any other flavors?

600
00:27:58,208 --> 00:27:59,875
Oh, I... I don't work here.

601
00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:03,041
Sorry. I thought you were
stocking the shelves or something.

602
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,500
No.

603
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,166
- I'm not.
- Oh, no. No.

604
00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,000
Darling, this is Sloane.

605
00:28:09,416 --> 00:28:11,958
We were lovers for a few months.

606
00:28:12,875 --> 00:28:15,708
Oh, lucky you.

607
00:28:15,791 --> 00:28:17,583
Isn't he amazing in bed?

608
00:28:17,666 --> 00:28:21,041
He's like the Terminator,
only I'm the one who never stops coming.

609
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,375
Um...

610
00:28:23,041 --> 00:28:23,958
Hey, love muffin!

611
00:28:24,041 --> 00:28:27,750
I thought you were gonna meet me
in Brookstone and try out those massagers.

612
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,166
Good day, I'm Jackson.

613
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,500
I'm Sloane's little boy toy of the moment,
you know?

614
00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:34,750
I'm just trying
to nail her down long-term,

615
00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:37,583
but you know, she's such a strong
and independent woman.

616
00:28:38,041 --> 00:28:40,916
- Stop this. Stop. Stop. it.
- Fingers crossed.

617
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,291
I'm Luc, and, uh...

618
00:28:43,041 --> 00:28:44,166
this is Felicity.

619
00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:45,625
Wow.

620
00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:48,250
So, you two are just beautiful.

621
00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:49,791
- Mm-hmm.
- I mean...

622
00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:50,708
Wow.

623
00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:52,166
Thank you.

624
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:55,833
Are we done here, babe?

625
00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:59,750
Because I had some big plans for you

626
00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:02,416
in Victoria's Secret.

627
00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:05,916
- Shall we go? Gonna get the thing.
- Yeah.

628
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,333
- Yeah.
- Perfect. Okay.

629
00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:09,625
Lovely to meet you.
Seriously, all the best.

630
00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:11,500
- Thank you. Bye, Felicia.
- Good to see you.

631
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,791
It's Felicity.

632
00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:15,416
- I'm gonna be sick.
- Just breathe.

633
00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:19,666
Hey, here. Some tissues.

634
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,250
Now drink this.

635
00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:27,125
Ugh, now I'm for sure gonna be sick.

636
00:29:27,416 --> 00:29:29,750
It's green juice. It's good for you.

637
00:29:30,083 --> 00:29:33,541
You know, the human body is capable
of living to about 120 years

638
00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:35,083
if you take care of it.

639
00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:36,541
Who cares?

640
00:29:36,625 --> 00:29:38,375
It's all downhill after 40.

641
00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:41,000
Who wants an extra 80 years
of the worst part of life?

642
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,125
Well, if you got
a Felicity in your life...

643
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,125
Sorry, that was a low blow.

644
00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:51,375
Why does the next girlfriend
always have to be younger and hotter?

645
00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:53,375
Is it like some kind of unwritten law?

646
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,333
Well, you know, normally,
the younger and hotter the girl,

647
00:29:56,416 --> 00:29:58,458
the less chance of commitment, so...

648
00:29:59,125 --> 00:30:01,000
in a way, it's actually a compliment.

649
00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:04,250
Wait, that's it.

650
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:07,458
He's afraid.
Dating Felicity is a cry for help.

651
00:30:08,166 --> 00:30:09,208
What, are you drunk?

652
00:30:09,291 --> 00:30:10,958
Maybe a little.

653
00:30:11,041 --> 00:30:13,500
Those bourbon truffles
are stronger than I thou...

654
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:16,166
I took this.

655
00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:17,458
I stole it!

656
00:30:17,541 --> 00:30:19,458
Well, I'm not going back there, so...

657
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,708
we may as well destroy the evidence.

658
00:30:22,708 --> 00:30:25,791
Uh... no, I don't eat that crap.
I'm a professional athlete.

659
00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:28,166
Seriously?

660
00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:30,833
Golf is the least athletic sport
on the planet.

661
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:34,333
I'll have you know that golf requires
more precise muscle control

662
00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:36,125
and hand-eye coordination

663
00:30:36,208 --> 00:30:38,500
than football and basketball combined.

664
00:30:38,958 --> 00:30:39,875
Maybe.

665
00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:43,291
But LeBron doesn't need a tiny car
to take him up and down the court.

666
00:30:44,791 --> 00:30:46,875
Come on. Don't be such a pussy.

667
00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:48,750
It's weird when girls say "pussy."

668
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:51,791
Oh, my God, you really are a pussy.

669
00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:54,375
Well, if I wasn't such a pussy,

670
00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:56,208
you'd be stuck in a candy store

671
00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:59,458
talking to your ex-boyfriend
and his smoking hot new girlfriend.

672
00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:02,541
So, you're welcome, by the way.

673
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:06,750
You're right.

674
00:31:07,083 --> 00:31:08,500
- Thank you.
- Hmm.

675
00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:11,291
I owe you.

676
00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:12,458
That's better.

677
00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:16,875
Now, I'll take my hand job
in the parking lot. Thank you.

678
00:31:17,291 --> 00:31:19,541
Oh, a hand job.

679
00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:21,958
What are you, like, 12?

680
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,500
You gave hand jobs at 12?

681
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,125
I developed early.

682
00:31:25,875 --> 00:31:27,625
Oh, my God, it's so good.

683
00:31:27,708 --> 00:31:29,541
Is that enough
or do you want more?

684
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:30,458
More.

685
00:31:30,541 --> 00:31:33,434
- Stop moving. I'm almost done.
- This chocolate is good.

686
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,125
Oh, my God, you were not kidding.

687
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:36,750
- Hold on, hold on.
- Shit!

688
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:39,750
- Shit, it's all over my pants.
- You have baby wipes?

689
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:42,458
Um, yeah, in my glove box
next to the diapers.

690
00:31:42,541 --> 00:31:44,625
Oh, my God,
you're a bad influence.

691
00:31:44,708 --> 00:31:45,708
No, I'm not.

692
00:31:47,083 --> 00:31:49,333
- Do you want a cigarette?
- You smoke?

693
00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:51,833
No.

694
00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,958
Not really, just, like, sometimes.

695
00:31:54,541 --> 00:31:56,458
A little tobacco never killed anybody.

696
00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:57,833
Mm, pretty sure it has.

697
00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:02,791
Look, I get it, okay?
It sucks running into your boyfriend

698
00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:05,458
on Valentine's Day, in a candy store,
wearing pajamas.

699
00:32:05,541 --> 00:32:07,958
Ex-boyfriend, and these are not pajamas.

700
00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:09,458
They're lounge pants.

701
00:32:09,541 --> 00:32:10,541
Hmm.

702
00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:14,250
Believe it or not, this isn't
the worst Valentine's Day of my life.

703
00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:16,583
Why didn't you just call me?

704
00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:18,041
I don't know.

705
00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:20,166
I guess I was just embarrassed to admit

706
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,375
that nothing had changed since New Year's.

707
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,625
Isn't that the point
of this holidate thing

708
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:28,125
that we get to avoid
this stupid pressure and all the judgment?

709
00:32:28,208 --> 00:32:30,250
Look, whatever.
At least the biggies are behind us.

710
00:32:30,666 --> 00:32:33,041
I mean, Christmas, New Year's,
Valentine's Day.

711
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:35,666
Yeah, but I'm telling you,
the small ones are just as risky.

712
00:32:35,750 --> 00:32:37,166
I once spent an Earth Day

713
00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,666
chained to a tree
with a chick from Greenpeace.

714
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,125
It was the longest ten days of my life.

715
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,250
It would be nice
to bring someone home for Easter.

716
00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:49,333
So, let's make it official.

717
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:51,125
Holidates until further notice?

718
00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:52,958
What about sex?

719
00:32:53,041 --> 00:32:54,708
Will Lester be joining us?

720
00:32:54,791 --> 00:32:57,333
No, I'm serious.
Friends with benefits never works.

721
00:32:57,416 --> 00:32:59,875
Yeah, but that's only because
you girls get clingy

722
00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:01,291
and always want more.

723
00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:03,208
- Us?
- Well, yeah.

724
00:33:03,291 --> 00:33:04,416
It's not your fault.

725
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:07,583
Women are hardwired
to attach and procreate.

726
00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:09,833
And men are hardwired to panic and flee.

727
00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:11,458
Okay, fine. So, we agree.

728
00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:13,791
Non-sexual holidates from now on.

729
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Now...

730
00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:21,458
coconut cluster.

731
00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,750
- Hmm? Now...
- Oh!

732
00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:28,166
♪ Smash them up ♪

733
00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:30,541
♪ Smash the windows
Smash them up... ♪

734
00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:32,250
Slainte! Slainte!

735
00:33:36,458 --> 00:33:39,416
I can't. I can't. I'm sorry.

736
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,000
I can! I can, I can!

737
00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:42,708
All right. Here we go.

738
00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:49,375
Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy!

739
00:33:53,916 --> 00:33:54,916
York?

740
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,041
Holy shit! No way.

741
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,583
Dude! What the fuck?

742
00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,346
- How are you, mate? Hello!
- Hello!

743
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,291
Wait, you guys know each other?

744
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,208
Wait, you guys know each other?

745
00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:07,291
Yeah, that’s my little brother.

746
00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:10,250
Jack's been giving me golf lessons
for over a year now.

747
00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:11,208
You play golf?

748
00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:13,750
Only since you've known me.

749
00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:16,208
All right. Jackson, meet my fiance Liz.

750
00:34:16,291 --> 00:34:17,916
- Hi.
- It's still Liz, right?

751
00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:20,208
- And my sister, Abby.
- Hi.

752
00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:22,166
- Her invisible husband, Peter.
- Hi. Hi.

753
00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:24,000
- Where is Peter?
- Nice to meet you.

754
00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:27,416
He doesn't trust the kids with a sitter.
I keep saying it's fine.

755
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,291
A two-year-old can dial 911.

756
00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:31,458
- Uh...
- I'm joking.

757
00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:34,708
But the six-year-old is more than capable.

758
00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:36,916
Ignore my sister. She has four kids.

759
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,833
- Oh!
- Ah!

760
00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:39,875
Oh, God, I have four kids. Jesus!

761
00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:41,583
It sounds like you need a drink.

762
00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:43,750
- Many.
- That is a two-man job.

763
00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:45,291
And me. Drink.

764
00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:47,458
Ooh...

765
00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:49,958
Is that the guy from the mall?

766
00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:51,250
- Yeah.
- 'Cause he's cute.

767
00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:53,125
- Really?
- So, wait. What's the deal?

768
00:34:53,208 --> 00:34:55,333
It's like friends with benefits?

769
00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:56,541
No. No benefits.

770
00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:58,000
We're hardly even friends.

771
00:34:58,083 --> 00:35:00,208
We never talk. It's strictly holidays.

772
00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:01,500
So, what's the point?

773
00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:05,041
Uh... the point is that
I'm here with someone.

774
00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:06,416
I'm having fun.

775
00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:08,791
You're not parading me around the bar

776
00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:11,458
and forcing my number
on anything with a Y chromosome.

777
00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:12,833
Speaking of that...

778
00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:14,958
uh, if you get a strange text,

779
00:35:15,041 --> 00:35:16,625
- his name is Leroy.
- Oh, please.

780
00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:17,750
He's a bouncer.

781
00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:19,875
Did you guys know York golfed?

782
00:35:20,791 --> 00:35:21,791
Yes.

783
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:30,041
♪ And you about to get ran the fuck over ♪

784
00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:32,416
♪ Move bitch, get out the way ♪

785
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:35,250
♪ Get out the way bitch
Get out the way ♪

786
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:37,916
♪ Move bitch, get out the way ♪

787
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,708
♪ Get out the way bitch
Get out the way ♪

788
00:35:40,791 --> 00:35:42,916
♪ Move bitch, get out the way... ♪

789
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,708
In honor of Easter,

790
00:35:44,791 --> 00:35:46,500
Jackson will enjoy his first taste

791
00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:49,833
- of blue dye number seven.
- No! They've done experiments on those.

792
00:35:49,916 --> 00:35:52,333
They don't decompose
after ten years in the sun.

793
00:35:52,416 --> 00:35:53,583
- Really?
- Yeah.

794
00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:55,166
So, it's like anti-aging.

795
00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:56,250
Hmm.

796
00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:58,375
Hoppy Easter, my little bunnies.

797
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:00,375
This is Jesús.

798
00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:03,708
- I see what you did there.
- What in God's name are you wearing?

799
00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:05,208
Bunny ears.

800
00:36:05,291 --> 00:36:09,208
This is an Easter brunch.
This is not the time for a silly costume.

801
00:36:09,291 --> 00:36:11,458
Hop-hop-hop...

802
00:36:12,083 --> 00:36:14,125
Looks like someone else
didn't get the memo.

803
00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,750
Oh, Faarooq.

804
00:36:19,166 --> 00:36:21,000
I'm so glad you could make it.

805
00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:22,583
Thank you. I'm sorry I'm late.

806
00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:23,916
I was doing rounds

807
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,666
for the kids in the cancer ward.

808
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:26,833
Aw!

809
00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:28,500
I like a man in fur.

810
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Thank you.

811
00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:32,875
You remember my daughter, Sloane?

812
00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:34,458
Hi, of course.

813
00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:36,333
You're even prettier in person.

814
00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:38,125
Oh, thank you.

815
00:36:38,208 --> 00:36:40,583
- Hey, I'm Jackson. Nice to meet you.
- Hey.

816
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,750
- Dig the bunny suit.
- I'm sorry, Faarooq.

817
00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:45,583
We weren't expecting
Sloane to bring a guest.

818
00:36:45,666 --> 00:36:46,791
Really?

819
00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:48,625
Because I explicitly said

820
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:49,958
I was bringing a guest.

821
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,666
What is wrong with you?

822
00:36:52,791 --> 00:36:54,000
What are you...

823
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,625
- I'll just go say hi to the kids.
- Hmm.

824
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,083
You see what you did?

825
00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:04,083
- Now, he thinks you're not interested.
- I'm not interested.

826
00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:07,458
I can't believe you're trying
to set me up on Easter with a bunny.

827
00:37:07,541 --> 00:37:09,500
That's because I care about you.

828
00:37:09,583 --> 00:37:12,333
I want you to find someone
who has real potential.

829
00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:16,916
Not this holidate crap like your aunt.

830
00:37:17,916 --> 00:37:19,833
She seems like she's having fun.

831
00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:24,166
- Score!
- She's gonna die alone

832
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:26,250
in a wheelchair and a diaper.

833
00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:28,250
Is that what you want?

834
00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:31,708
Do I get a male nurse?

835
00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:38,125
So, Daisy, how are things with Levi,
the juice box king?

836
00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:39,500
We broke up.

837
00:37:39,833 --> 00:37:41,458
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

838
00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:42,583
It's okay.

839
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:45,041
He wasn't ready for a real relationship.

840
00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:47,333
I need someone
who's going to put me first.

841
00:37:47,916 --> 00:37:48,916
Gotta go.

842
00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:51,583
Wow.

843
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,291
- She is in such great shape.
- Hmm.

844
00:37:57,458 --> 00:37:58,458
You know...

845
00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:00,333
the bunny doctor

846
00:38:00,416 --> 00:38:01,458
seems nice.

847
00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:04,375
- Maybe you should go for it?
- Really?

848
00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:05,875
Full head of hair.

849
00:38:06,666 --> 00:38:08,375
Doctor.

850
00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:10,708
Obviously, great
with kids. It's...

851
00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:12,833
every girl's dream, right?

852
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:14,875
I don't know.

853
00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:15,958
Maybe?

854
00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:18,083
Plus, I'm...

855
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,375
- I'm not ready.
- What's it been?

856
00:38:20,958 --> 00:38:22,208
Almost a year?

857
00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:23,291
So?

858
00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:26,541
Women process heartbreak differently.
We need time.

859
00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:28,166
You just dump us and move on.

860
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:29,916
Hey, women can be just as brutal.

861
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,833
Trust me.

862
00:38:30,916 --> 00:38:32,125
I know plenty of blokes

863
00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:35,583
who've had their hearts crushed by some
chick who pretended to care about him.

864
00:38:36,166 --> 00:38:37,916
Pretended she liked his friends

865
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,041
and was into his hobbies,

866
00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:41,458
like cricket

867
00:38:41,541 --> 00:38:44,041
and... backgammon.

868
00:38:44,791 --> 00:38:46,208
And even went so far

869
00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:48,708
as to put all this girlie stuff
in his bathroom,

870
00:38:48,791 --> 00:38:51,000
and hide bobby pins
in the strangest places.

871
00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:53,833
You know, maybe they even
started exploring

872
00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,458
couple of certain sexual doors

873
00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:57,458
that they've never explored before.

874
00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:02,000
And then one day, without warning,

875
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:05,958
the bathroom's cleared out,
and she's changed her phone number,

876
00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:08,791
and she snuck out of my place
with a panini maker.

877
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:12,583
A fucking panini maker.

878
00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:15,041
Well...

879
00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:17,541
panini makers are expensive.

880
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:18,625
Oh, I know.

881
00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:20,250
I paid for it.

882
00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:26,500
So, uh...

883
00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:29,541
what kind of sexual doors are we talking?

884
00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:31,333
- Really?
- What? You brought it up.

885
00:39:31,416 --> 00:39:32,666
Now, I'm curious.

886
00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:36,500
- Are we talking, like, backdoor?
- Uh...

887
00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:40,958
Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot!

888
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:47,833
You never answered my door question.

889
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:50,333
Because it's none of your business.

890
00:39:50,916 --> 00:39:52,250
Come on.

891
00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:53,833
Were there props involved?

892
00:39:53,916 --> 00:39:55,125
Costumes?

893
00:39:55,916 --> 00:39:57,000
An invited guest?

894
00:39:57,083 --> 00:39:58,208
Stop, please.

895
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:01,375
Just because you don't have
a sex life of your own,

896
00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:03,666
it doesn't mean
you can pilfer through mine.

897
00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:05,875
I have a sex life.

898
00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:07,333
Really?

899
00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:09,083
When was the last time you had sex?

900
00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:10,666
When did you?

901
00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:12,666
Thursday.

902
00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:14,291
Thursday?

903
00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:15,375
With who?

904
00:40:15,708 --> 00:40:18,791
Uh... that cocktail waitress
on Saint Patrick's Day.

905
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,583
You met a cocktail waitress

906
00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:21,958
- on Saint Patrick's Day?
- Yeah.

907
00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:24,375
- You were with me.
- Yeah, but she just hopped in my Uber.

908
00:40:24,458 --> 00:40:27,666
Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot!

909
00:40:30,458 --> 00:40:34,166
What happened to holidate rule number one,
which was, "No judgments?"

910
00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:36,208
Yes, you're right. I'm sorry.

911
00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:38,750
Your lack of a sex life
is none of my business.

912
00:40:38,833 --> 00:40:41,250
I just feel bad for you, that's all.

913
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:43,458
Oh, you feel bad for me?

914
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,791
Hmm.

915
00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:48,500
I see what you're trying to do.

916
00:40:48,583 --> 00:40:49,750
What am I trying to do?

917
00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:53,625
You're trying to get in my head
and freak me out so we end up having sex.

918
00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:56,348
- I don't wanna have sex with you.
- Oh, right. How could I forget?

919
00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:59,583
- You don't find me attractive.
- That's not what I said.

920
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,208
Whatever.

921
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,375
- It's your loss.
- Sure it is.

922
00:41:03,791 --> 00:41:06,416
Seriously. I am fantastic in bed.

923
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:08,708
Yeah, right. You developed early

924
00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:10,166
and hand jobs at 12.

925
00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:11,250
Yada yada yada.

926
00:41:11,291 --> 00:41:14,791
Okay. Well, it doesn't mean
I was a slut or anything.

927
00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:17,541
But some people are just naturally gifted.

928
00:41:18,458 --> 00:41:20,250
I happen to be one of those people.

929
00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:22,916
I guess we'll never know.

930
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,125
I guess we won't.

931
00:41:24,708 --> 00:41:28,291
Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot!

932
00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:07,083
Hello.

933
00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:08,458
Hi.

934
00:42:10,458 --> 00:42:11,833
You're on the floor.

935
00:42:12,291 --> 00:42:13,916
Yes, I...

936
00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,500
remember falling off the couch,

937
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,250
and it just seemed like...

938
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:22,083
seemed like a lot of work to get back up.

939
00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:25,166
So, I guess we might've...

940
00:42:26,416 --> 00:42:27,416
No.

941
00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:28,833
We didn't.

942
00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:33,916
You're wearing my underwear.

943
00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:38,833
Well, that doesn’t mean anything.

944
00:42:38,916 --> 00:42:41,625
I probably got cold in the night,

945
00:42:42,125 --> 00:42:44,833
after my panties fell off.

946
00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:47,458
Come on, you must be able to tell somehow.

947
00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:50,750
- Tell how?
- I don't know. I don't have a vagina.

948
00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:55,500
Well, there's no forensic evidence.

949
00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:57,083
Nothing's dried on my leg.

950
00:42:57,166 --> 00:42:59,625
There's no wrapper on the floor,

951
00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:01,375
if that's what you're wondering.

952
00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:04,458
Can't you tell?

953
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,208
I mean, he looks a little tired, but...

954
00:43:09,041 --> 00:43:10,958
I don't think he's really satisfied.

955
00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:12,125
I'm telling you.

956
00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:13,375
We didn't do it.

957
00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:15,541
One of us would for sure be able to tell.

958
00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:17,833
Sweet. Let's go with that.

959
00:43:18,083 --> 00:43:20,125
Good. Coffee?

960
00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:21,708
- Please.
- Cream?

961
00:43:21,791 --> 00:43:23,208
- No, thank you, black.
- Yeah?

962
00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:24,833
Okay.

963
00:43:24,916 --> 00:43:25,916
Cheers.

964
00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:35,791
It's Mother's Day, can we not talk
about my personal life for a change?

965
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:39,750
It's my day and I have a right to know
what my only child is doing with her life.

966
00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:43,666
- You have two other children.
- Not single. You're the one I worry about.

967
00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:47,208
And I don't understand why
you're wasting my daughter's time

968
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,791
- with this meaningless stuff.
- It's not meaningless.

969
00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:51,208
We're... friends.

970
00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:54,041
She doesn't need another friend.
She needs a husband.

971
00:43:54,125 --> 00:43:55,125
A partner.

972
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:57,833
Someone legally bound to be there
during the chemo.

973
00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,458
- What chemo?
- Oh, honey.

974
00:44:00,541 --> 00:44:01,708
Don't kid yourself.

975
00:44:01,791 --> 00:44:03,291
You have bad genes.

976
00:44:03,666 --> 00:44:06,916
And bald women
don't really get a lot of dates.

977
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,750
You have nothing to worry about.

978
00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:10,291
Sloane is a great girl.

979
00:44:10,375 --> 00:44:11,458
Even bald.

980
00:44:11,541 --> 00:44:13,416
Then why aren't you sleeping with her?

981
00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:15,041
Mom!

982
00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:15,958
Jesus!

983
00:44:16,041 --> 00:44:18,458
I'm just saying it's not gonna
kill you to try.

984
00:44:18,541 --> 00:44:20,833
It's like escargot.

985
00:44:20,916 --> 00:44:22,458
It may sound unappealing.

986
00:44:22,541 --> 00:44:23,750
It may look unappealing.

987
00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:26,750
Once you put it in your mouth,
it'll knock your socks off.

988
00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:28,916
So, maybe this holidate thing

989
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,416
will turn into something.

990
00:44:33,291 --> 00:44:35,041
Did you just compare

991
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:37,458
sex with me to eating slugs?

992
00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:39,250
Well...

993
00:44:40,166 --> 00:44:41,375
she has a point.

994
00:44:41,458 --> 00:44:43,291
I'm just saying.

995
00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:46,333
I mean, I hear the bathrooms here
are really nice.

996
00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:49,708
Oh...

997
00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:50,750
is this...

998
00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:54,083
is this the place
with the Egyptian cotton towels?

999
00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:55,083
Easy cleanup.

1000
00:44:56,375 --> 00:44:58,416
Excuse me. Where are the ladies rooms?

1001
00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,333
- Over there to the left.
- Thank you.

1002
00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:03,833
Shall we?

1003
00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:04,750
We shall.

1004
00:45:04,833 --> 00:45:06,833
You guys are hilarious.

1005
00:45:06,916 --> 00:45:08,750
Happy Mother's Day, Mom.

1006
00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:09,958
This one's for you.

1007
00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:14,166
I think we got her.

1008
00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:15,250
Oh, yeah.

1009
00:45:15,791 --> 00:45:17,458
You're not funny.

1010
00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:21,375
♪ Somewhere in America ♪

1011
00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:23,538
♪ There's a young man... ♪

1012
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:25,208
Think this is gonna be enough?

1013
00:45:25,291 --> 00:45:26,458
I think it's a start.

1014
00:45:29,708 --> 00:45:31,291
Bye, honey. Drive safely.

1015
00:45:31,375 --> 00:45:33,291
Bye. Love you. You got it.

1016
00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:35,666
Bye, Mom!

1017
00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:38,750
Let's get this party started.

1018
00:45:39,166 --> 00:45:41,416
- Shotgun.
- You can't call shotgun!

1019
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:45,208
- Really? 'Cause it sounded like I did.
- No. I am not getting back there with him.

1020
00:45:45,291 --> 00:45:47,208
Uncle Sam? He's harmless.

1021
00:45:47,916 --> 00:45:49,750
But we said it was a girls' trip.

1022
00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,583
He can't drive with his glaucoma.

1023
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,416
Liz, come on, get in the car!

1024
00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:55,833
Ooh...

1025
00:45:58,583 --> 00:45:59,916
Oh, that smell.

1026
00:46:00,791 --> 00:46:01,958
Is that pot?

1027
00:46:02,416 --> 00:46:03,541
It's medicinal.

1028
00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:05,250
For my sciatica.

1029
00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:06,208
Ooh!

1030
00:46:06,291 --> 00:46:08,041
I love pot. Can you pass it over?

1031
00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:09,791
We're going to Peter's family reunion.

1032
00:46:09,875 --> 00:46:11,541
Let's be respectful.

1033
00:46:11,625 --> 00:46:14,041
Liz, these are your last days
as a single woman.

1034
00:46:14,125 --> 00:46:15,791
You need to loosen up.

1035
00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:17,041
Sam, give her a hit.

1036
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:20,250
Oh, I’m not putting my lips
on that thing. I'm a bride.

1037
00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:21,583
A little hit won't kill you.

1038
00:46:21,666 --> 00:46:23,916
Grandmothers and cancer patients
smoke pot, Liz.

1039
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Yeah.

1040
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:27,166
- Do it for the kids.
- Aw, the kids.

1041
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:28,875
- Hmm...
- Okay

1042
00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:33,250
I don't feel anything.

1043
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:34,958
You didn't inhale. Try again.

1044
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:36,375
Oh, okay.

1045
00:46:44,625 --> 00:46:45,625
Nope.

1046
00:46:45,875 --> 00:46:47,375
Still don't feel a thing.

1047
00:46:48,791 --> 00:46:49,791
Bummer.

1048
00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:51,250
- Woo-hoo
- Hey!

1049
00:46:52,166 --> 00:46:53,875
Hey, guys! Stop it!

1050
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,416
- God bless America!
- Yeah!

1051
00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:06,375
Hmm.

1052
00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:11,291
I guess I'm one of those people
that drugs don't affect.

1053
00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:13,125
Yeah, that's you.

1054
00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:15,500
- Unaffected, all right.
- Hmm.

1055
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,892
- Ready?
- Gotta throw it.

1056
00:47:17,916 --> 00:47:19,541
- Right till the end.
- Throw it.

1057
00:47:23,125 --> 00:47:26,458
- That's how you blow shit up!
- Love the smell of napalm, man.

1058
00:47:26,541 --> 00:47:29,000
What is it about men and explosives?

1059
00:47:30,291 --> 00:47:31,791
All about the cock.

1060
00:47:31,875 --> 00:47:35,791
What do fireworks have to do
with a man's... anatomy?

1061
00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:38,125
It's like jacking off.

1062
00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:41,208
Men live for the orgasm.

1063
00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:44,583
If they're not fucking,
they're dreaming about fucking,

1064
00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:46,083
or blowing stuff up.

1065
00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:48,333
Next best thing to fucking.

1066
00:47:50,125 --> 00:47:53,500
So, they're all down there right now
thinking about...

1067
00:47:55,041 --> 00:47:55,958
Fucking.

1068
00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:00,291
- You can say it, Liz.
- I don't need to say it.

1069
00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:02,291
I think you do.

1070
00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:04,083
Just leave her alone.

1071
00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:06,750
No! She's getting married soon.

1072
00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:08,666
She needs to learn to express herself

1073
00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:11,208
and not be so bunched up and repressed.

1074
00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:13,125
Come on, say it.

1075
00:48:13,208 --> 00:48:14,250
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

1076
00:48:14,333 --> 00:48:15,375
No!

1077
00:48:16,583 --> 00:48:18,041
Come on. "Fuck."

1078
00:48:18,125 --> 00:48:19,166
No!

1079
00:48:19,916 --> 00:48:20,916
Fuck!

1080
00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:22,041
No!

1081
00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:23,458
Fuck!

1082
00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:26,208
Fuck!

1083
00:48:26,541 --> 00:48:28,250
Are you all happy now?

1084
00:48:31,458 --> 00:48:33,083
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

1085
00:48:33,166 --> 00:48:34,875
Fuckity-fuck!

1086
00:48:35,291 --> 00:48:36,291
Hey.

1087
00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:39,000
Um... do we have
a first aid kit by chance?

1088
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,666
Maybe Band-Aids. Why?

1089
00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:42,083
Jackson, he...

1090
00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:45,291
he just blew off his finger, a little bit.

1091
00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:46,666
Oh, my God!

1092
00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:51,541
Okay, everybody, remain calm.

1093
00:48:51,625 --> 00:48:54,416
Liz, go get some ice and a baggie.

1094
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:56,750
York, find something to make a tourniquet.

1095
00:48:57,416 --> 00:48:58,833
Do we have the finger?

1096
00:48:59,833 --> 00:49:01,750
Okay, gang, a little hustle, please.

1097
00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,541
We gotta find that finger.

1098
00:49:03,625 --> 00:49:04,541
Got it! Got it!

1099
00:49:04,625 --> 00:49:05,665
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1100
00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:07,125
Yes!

1101
00:49:07,208 --> 00:49:08,500
Booyah! Good eye!

1102
00:49:09,708 --> 00:49:10,750
Ew!

1103
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,125
Are you sure that's mine?

1104
00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:14,250
He's in shock. Get him to the hospital.

1105
00:49:14,333 --> 00:49:16,583
- I'll take him.
- No! You're drunk. I'll take him.

1106
00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:18,166
Hit a Burger King on the way.

1107
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,958
- Are you stoned?
- No. Why, are you?

1108
00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:21,916
Okay. Peter's sober. You can drive him.

1109
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,333
- We'll watch the kids.
- Cool.

1110
00:49:24,416 --> 00:49:26,056
- You kids can tread water?
- Yeah!

1111
00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:26,916
Uh...

1112
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,375
Nope. No way I'm leaving my children
with these degenerates.

1113
00:49:29,458 --> 00:49:30,750
Good call. Oh, God!

1114
00:49:30,833 --> 00:49:32,708
- Okay. All right.
- Please, no. Not me.

1115
00:49:32,791 --> 00:49:35,541
I'm not good with blood. You know this.
Or cars. Or blood.

1116
00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:36,791
Yes. Yes.

1117
00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,416
- No!
- You got this.

1118
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:40,375
Go, go, go, go! Breathe! Breathe!

1119
00:49:41,583 --> 00:49:43,041
You're gonna be okay, buddy.

1120
00:49:44,291 --> 00:49:46,666
It's my fuck-you finger!

1121
00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:49,000
- I can't lose my fuck-you finger.
- Sloane, good luck.

1122
00:49:49,083 --> 00:49:51,666
- His fuck-you finger is in your hands.
- Don't say that!

1123
00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:54,958
Oh!

1124
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:59,833
Oh! Jesus H. Christ!

1125
00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:01,958
I'm sorry. Does it hurt really bad?

1126
00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:03,833
- No, it's like a paper cut.
- Really?

1127
00:50:03,916 --> 00:50:05,333
No, not really!

1128
00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:06,583
Don't yell at me!

1129
00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:09,708
I'm a nervous driver,
technically unlicensed.

1130
00:50:09,791 --> 00:50:12,041
- You don't have a license?
- I mean, I had one.

1131
00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:14,166
It just expired a while back.

1132
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:17,125
Jesus Christ!
My finger is in a fucking Ziploc bag!

1133
00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:20,333
I know, and it's really freaking me out.
Can you put it in the glove box?

1134
00:50:20,416 --> 00:50:22,416
We wouldn't want you to be freaked out,
would we?

1135
00:50:24,041 --> 00:50:26,583
- Your sister smokes weed?
- There's a lighter in my purse.

1136
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,125
I... I don't do drugs.

1137
00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:30,166
And you call yourself
a professional athlete?

1138
00:50:30,250 --> 00:50:32,142
- Watch out!
- Oh, God!

1139
00:50:32,166 --> 00:50:34,166
Slow down! Right, right, right!

1140
00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:35,708
Shrubbery!

1141
00:50:36,208 --> 00:50:38,000
Sloane, seriously!

1142
00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:39,208
Car!

1143
00:50:42,458 --> 00:50:44,500
Why couldn't they just call an Uber?

1144
00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:48,166
Dr. Lambert to the OR, stat.

1145
00:50:54,041 --> 00:50:55,208
Oh, my God.

1146
00:50:57,041 --> 00:50:58,625
Just relax.

1147
00:50:58,708 --> 00:51:00,958
I've got it all under control.

1148
00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:03,625
You don't have to lift a finger.

1149
00:51:05,166 --> 00:51:06,416
Seriously?

1150
00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:13,416
I'm too tired to report you.

1151
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,000
- Thanks, mate.
- I'm sorry.

1152
00:51:18,333 --> 00:51:20,916
Honestly, I know you from somewhere.

1153
00:51:22,583 --> 00:51:23,583
I just...

1154
00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:27,000
I just can't put my finger on it.

1155
00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:33,791
The doctor will be with you shortly.
He's reattaching a toe.

1156
00:51:33,875 --> 00:51:34,875
Toe?

1157
00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:36,250
Hold on a second.

1158
00:51:36,291 --> 00:51:38,916
A finger must take priority over a toe.

1159
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,333
Sorry.

1160
00:51:40,416 --> 00:51:43,250
If only you'd been a jackass
a little earlier in the day.

1161
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:47,333
Wow.

1162
00:51:47,791 --> 00:51:49,416
You've really got her

1163
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:51,750
wrapped around your finger.

1164
00:51:55,291 --> 00:51:56,833
All right.

1165
00:51:57,291 --> 00:51:58,291
Faarooq?

1166
00:51:59,708 --> 00:52:00,541
Sloane.

1167
00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:01,958
Are you hurt?

1168
00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:03,500
- Are you okay?
- Hi.

1169
00:52:03,583 --> 00:52:04,583
Hey.

1170
00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:08,125
No, I'm fine. I didn't know you worked
all the way out here.

1171
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:10,833
I don't, normally.
They called me to reattach a pinkie toe.

1172
00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:13,416
That's so amazing.

1173
00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:16,041
It's a crucial phalange.

1174
00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:17,791
Stop.

1175
00:52:19,541 --> 00:52:21,833
Wow, you're doing such amazing work.

1176
00:52:21,916 --> 00:52:23,250
It's like wow.

1177
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:26,833
I'm just doing my part.

1178
00:52:26,916 --> 00:52:27,916
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1179
00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:29,541
Aw...

1180
00:52:30,416 --> 00:52:33,791
I was a little disappointed
I didn't hear back from you.

1181
00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:37,625
And I'm disappointed that
I don't get to see my favorite bunny suit.

1182
00:52:37,708 --> 00:52:39,666
Ah! Yes, Jackson.

1183
00:52:39,750 --> 00:52:40,750
From Easter.

1184
00:52:41,333 --> 00:52:43,083
Sparkler got away from you, did it?

1185
00:52:43,166 --> 00:52:45,333
Uh, It was an M-80, actually.

1186
00:52:46,166 --> 00:52:47,333
Ah... ooh!

1187
00:52:47,875 --> 00:52:48,958
That's gonna hurt.

1188
00:52:49,708 --> 00:52:50,833
Skin's a little crispy...

1189
00:52:52,458 --> 00:52:55,083
but it looks like the bone didn't shatter.

1190
00:52:55,166 --> 00:52:56,250
Oh, yes.

1191
00:52:56,333 --> 00:52:57,666
All right. Hang tight.

1192
00:52:58,166 --> 00:52:59,875
We'll get you prepped for surgery, okay?

1193
00:52:59,958 --> 00:53:03,000
- You can fix it! He can fix it!
- Well... we'll see.

1194
00:53:03,666 --> 00:53:04,666
Fingers crossed.

1195
00:53:06,791 --> 00:53:08,000
Tough crowd.

1196
00:53:10,958 --> 00:53:12,166
All right.

1197
00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:13,375
Here we go.

1198
00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:14,291
You good?

1199
00:53:14,375 --> 00:53:16,875
Oh, okay. Is this a shoeless apartment?

1200
00:53:17,208 --> 00:53:18,333
All right.

1201
00:53:18,416 --> 00:53:20,250
I got your prescriptions right here.

1202
00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:21,333
Thank you.

1203
00:53:21,916 --> 00:53:24,666
The deli down the block
will be delivering your soup.

1204
00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:25,958
Mm-hmm.

1205
00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:27,500
And...

1206
00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:30,458
- I called your mother.
- Really? What...

1207
00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:31,916
What did she say?

1208
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,166
She didn't answer.
I just left a message.

1209
00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:35,541
Oh, yeah.

1210
00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:38,750
Told her you had a little accident
and should probably give you a call.

1211
00:53:39,291 --> 00:53:40,291
Thanks.

1212
00:53:40,958 --> 00:53:41,958
Uh...

1213
00:53:42,666 --> 00:53:45,666
I'm really sorry that I ruined
your Fourth of July.

1214
00:53:47,041 --> 00:53:48,500
Holidate rule number three,

1215
00:53:48,708 --> 00:53:50,375
"Leave no holidate behind."

1216
00:53:51,083 --> 00:53:52,791
Or their appendages.

1217
00:54:07,083 --> 00:54:09,416
You should...
you should probably get some rest.

1218
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,625
Yeah. Yeah, I should.

1219
00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:14,708
Unless...

1220
00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:16,791
you need anything else?

1221
00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:21,458
No, I think I'm good.

1222
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:24,708
Look, I... I think I'm fine.

1223
00:54:27,750 --> 00:54:29,041
I'm really tired.

1224
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000
Okay.

1225
00:54:31,666 --> 00:54:33,958
I guess I'll just go then.

1226
00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:36,541
Okay. Yeah, sure.

1227
00:54:41,833 --> 00:54:43,166
See you later.

1228
00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:14,791
Our hands touched.

1229
00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:17,458
Holy shit.

1230
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:20,791
You use protection?

1231
00:55:20,875 --> 00:55:23,333
I'm telling you,
there was a vibe.

1232
00:55:23,416 --> 00:55:24,541
Vibes are hot.

1233
00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:27,166
God, I miss vibes.

1234
00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:28,666
Yeah, but now it's weird.

1235
00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:32,583
Weirder than not knowing whether or not
his penis was actually inside of you?

1236
00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:36,083
Yes, actually,
because vibes could be real feelings.

1237
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:38,333
I'm trying to tell you
there was a serious shift.

1238
00:55:38,416 --> 00:55:40,583
It is... not platonic anymore.

1239
00:55:40,666 --> 00:55:43,083
You're in trouble. You gotta get out.

1240
00:55:43,166 --> 00:55:45,375
I can't.
It's her brother's wedding on Labor Day.

1241
00:55:45,458 --> 00:55:47,333
I'm so confused.

1242
00:55:47,666 --> 00:55:50,500
You like him. He likes you.
These are not real problems.

1243
00:55:50,583 --> 00:55:51,625
Yes, they are.

1244
00:55:51,708 --> 00:55:55,375
I can't "like him" like him until
I know for sure he "likes me" likes me.

1245
00:55:55,458 --> 00:55:58,708
You cannot go to a wedding with a girl
who has actual feelings for you.

1246
00:55:58,791 --> 00:56:00,375
They start to get ideas and shit.

1247
00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:03,041
Listen to me, brother, as a black man,
I'm speaking to this.

1248
00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:05,708
Don't do it. No. No.

1249
00:56:05,791 --> 00:56:07,750
Labor Day is technically a holiday.

1250
00:56:07,833 --> 00:56:09,291
We have the holidate deal.

1251
00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:10,791
A wedding trumps a holiday.

1252
00:56:10,875 --> 00:56:12,125
You understand that, right?

1253
00:56:12,791 --> 00:56:15,958
Men loathe weddings,
even if it's a holiday, right?

1254
00:56:16,041 --> 00:56:18,416
So, if he's not trying to get out of it,

1255
00:56:18,791 --> 00:56:19,958
there's your answer.

1256
00:56:20,833 --> 00:56:22,541
I'm gonna ask him about the wedding.

1257
00:56:22,625 --> 00:56:25,708
Tell her to go with someone else.
Someone who has actual potential.

1258
00:56:26,125 --> 00:56:27,583
Like you're doing her a favor.

1259
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:30,291
Well, then who do I bring?

1260
00:56:31,750 --> 00:56:34,250
Someone who doesn't
give a shit about weddings.

1261
00:56:34,708 --> 00:56:36,958
I'm booked.

1262
00:56:41,083 --> 00:56:43,250
It's not a holiday.
Why are you calling me?

1263
00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,333
It's an emergency. If you don't help me,

1264
00:56:45,416 --> 00:56:48,000
York and Liz are gonna get
a gift card for their wedding present.

1265
00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:49,333
What about this?

1266
00:56:52,166 --> 00:56:54,000
Hideous and wrong.

1267
00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:56,625
The Pottery Barn pillow sham
are still available...

1268
00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:58,791
Guys don't get other guys shams.

1269
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:00,666
It's mostly for Liz.

1270
00:57:01,291 --> 00:57:02,458
I suppose you're right.

1271
00:57:02,958 --> 00:57:05,708
I... look, you know, I was thinking, and,

1272
00:57:05,791 --> 00:57:08,625
honestly, I was not expecting
to be invited.

1273
00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:12,333
So, I don't really know the protocol here.

1274
00:57:12,416 --> 00:57:14,208
You know, it's a wedding, but...

1275
00:57:14,291 --> 00:57:15,625
But also a holiday.

1276
00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:18,041
Yeah, I... had the same thought.

1277
00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:19,125
Oh!

1278
00:57:19,541 --> 00:57:20,541
You did?

1279
00:57:20,958 --> 00:57:21,833
That's great.

1280
00:57:21,916 --> 00:57:22,916
It is?

1281
00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:24,375
Oh, well.

1282
00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:25,750
I'm so relieved.

1283
00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:27,000
Me too.

1284
00:57:27,208 --> 00:57:29,208
- So, we'll just...
- So, we'll bring dates.

1285
00:57:30,583 --> 00:57:31,666
Uh, dates?

1286
00:57:32,375 --> 00:57:34,000
Well... yeah.

1287
00:57:34,458 --> 00:57:35,458
Dates, right?

1288
00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:38,458
Yeah. Dates.

1289
00:57:39,291 --> 00:57:40,958
- Other... people.
- Perfect.

1290
00:57:49,916 --> 00:57:51,666
Attention! Attention! Gather around.

1291
00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:53,250
I got something I need to say.

1292
00:57:53,500 --> 00:57:54,416
All right?

1293
00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:57,500
First off, Liz's parents,
or should I say, "Mom and Dad"?

1294
00:57:57,583 --> 00:57:59,791
Thank you for this
freaking awesome wedding.

1295
00:58:01,125 --> 00:58:03,458
Most importantly, to my beautiful bride,

1296
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,166
and lady fate.

1297
00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:09,291
If I hadn't taken the wrong L train
that day, we never would've met.

1298
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:11,833
But we met at a party.

1299
00:58:11,916 --> 00:58:13,083
I love you, baby!

1300
00:58:13,166 --> 00:58:15,041
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

1301
00:58:16,666 --> 00:58:17,791
To us.

1302
00:58:18,208 --> 00:58:19,375
We did it.

1303
00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:26,250
I cannot believe he brought her
to the wedding.

1304
00:58:26,333 --> 00:58:28,166
I mean, they hardly know each other.

1305
00:58:28,875 --> 00:58:30,500
I mean, admit it. It's weird.

1306
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:32,208
- You have to admit it.
- I don't...

1307
00:58:32,291 --> 00:58:35,125
But they're both single and sexy.
It's not that weird.

1308
00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:37,458
She's family, and he's a friend.

1309
00:58:42,583 --> 00:58:44,500
- Stop!
- What?

1310
00:58:46,541 --> 00:58:47,541
It's really weird,

1311
00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:51,208
because Sloane gets queasy at the sight
of blood, and now she's with a doctor.

1312
00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:55,000
- He sure scrubs up nice.
- You think he's handsome?

1313
00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:57,416
Oh, face: eight, hands: ten.

1314
00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:02,833
- For a woman...
- Stop!

1315
00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,875
...it's all about the hands.

1316
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:05,958
Hey.

1317
00:59:08,333 --> 00:59:09,708
- Yeah. Look.
- What?

1318
00:59:11,833 --> 00:59:12,833
Hmm.

1319
00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:14,666
Yeah, I know. I know. Hey!

1320
00:59:15,291 --> 00:59:18,208
They're probably just friends.
She's being friendly, right?

1321
00:59:21,541 --> 00:59:22,625
Nothing?

1322
00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:25,750
Whatever. You know what?
I don't even care.

1323
00:59:30,708 --> 00:59:31,708
What...

1324
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Nope.

1325
00:59:36,208 --> 00:59:37,416
I don't feel a thing.

1326
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:41,416
Completely numb.

1327
00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:44,416
I'm gonna get us another drink.

1328
00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:46,458
Oh, Elaine!

1329
00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:48,541
- Congratulations.
- Oh, thank you.

1330
00:59:48,625 --> 00:59:51,291
Finally, you can get yourself
another holidate.

1331
00:59:51,375 --> 00:59:52,875
My daughter's taken...

1332
00:59:53,458 --> 00:59:54,708
by a doctor.

1333
00:59:57,083 --> 00:59:58,166
Ow!

1334
00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:00,708
Thank you.

1335
01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:05,875
Champagne.

1336
01:00:08,250 --> 01:00:09,291
Nice wedding.

1337
01:00:10,166 --> 01:00:11,250
Beautiful.

1338
01:00:14,833 --> 01:00:15,833
Have fun.

1339
01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:17,333
Are you gonna sleep with her?

1340
01:00:18,833 --> 01:00:19,833
I don't know.

1341
01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:21,791
Thought we might
get through desserts first.

1342
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:23,833
So, you might?

1343
01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:25,625
That's none of your business.

1344
01:00:25,708 --> 01:00:27,333
We're related. It's my business.

1345
01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:28,736
Are you gonna sleep with the doc?

1346
01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:32,041
Hmm. The man saved your finger.
It's the least I could do.

1347
01:00:32,125 --> 01:00:33,333
He botched the job.

1348
01:00:33,416 --> 01:00:35,208
I still can't flip a full bird.

1349
01:00:35,291 --> 01:00:38,333
Lucky for you, Aunt Susan's eyes
aren't what they used to be.

1350
01:00:38,416 --> 01:00:39,791
You said it wasn't so bad.

1351
01:00:39,875 --> 01:00:41,500
I was being nice.

1352
01:00:41,583 --> 01:00:43,458
Oh, well, don't do me any favors.

1353
01:00:43,541 --> 01:00:45,291
You know what, ditto!

1354
01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:48,125
In fact, maybe we should
just rethink this whole holidate thing.

1355
01:00:48,208 --> 01:00:49,208
Maybe we should.

1356
01:00:49,291 --> 01:00:50,750
- Great.
- Great.

1357
01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:53,208
- Awesome.
- Fantastic.

1358
01:00:53,416 --> 01:00:56,916
And now, for the moment
we've all been waiting for.

1359
01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:03,000
The father-daughter dance.

1360
01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:05,583
[speaking Mandarin}

1361
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,541
What is going on?

1362
01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:13,333
- Do they know what this song is about?
- No.

1363
01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:16,916
Wait, isn't that her dad?

1364
01:01:17,625 --> 01:01:19,625
This is so inappropriate.

1365
01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:24,291
♪ And I'll hold you tight
Baby, all through the night... ♪

1366
01:01:24,375 --> 01:01:25,625
Are they serious?

1367
01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:28,333
That is not gonna look good on the video.

1368
01:01:28,416 --> 01:01:30,333
Yeah, someone needs to tell them.

1369
01:01:30,416 --> 01:01:31,833
So weird, her daddy.

1370
01:01:32,541 --> 01:01:33,541
Seriously.

1371
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:35,916
- No, not us!
- Come on. We got this.

1372
01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:41,000
- Excuse me.
- Beautiful wedding, sir.

1373
01:01:42,375 --> 01:01:43,708
Hey!

1374
01:01:44,750 --> 01:01:45,666
York.

1375
01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,125
♪ It's sexytime... ♪

1376
01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:49,583
Yeah.

1377
01:01:50,458 --> 01:01:52,583
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
- ♪ It's sexytime ♪

1378
01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:54,541
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
- ♪ It's sexytime ♪

1379
01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:57,000
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
- ♪ It's sexytime ♪

1380
01:01:57,125 --> 01:01:59,125
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
- ♪ It's sexytime ♪

1381
01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:02,000
♪ I want you ♪

1382
01:02:02,583 --> 01:02:04,083
♪ To put your ♪

1383
01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:07,041
♪ Power hand on me ♪

1384
01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:10,875
♪ I want you ♪

1385
01:02:11,333 --> 01:02:12,750
♪ To put your ♪

1386
01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:16,166
♪ Many hands on me ♪

1387
01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:19,250
♪ I want you ♪

1388
01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:21,791
♪ To put your ♪

1389
01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:25,000
♪ Second hand on me ♪

1390
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,666
♪ And ticktock, ticktock... ♪

1391
01:02:27,875 --> 01:02:28,875
Oh, shit.

1392
01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:31,083
My niece.

1393
01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:33,791
♪ All over me ♪

1394
01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:35,666
♪ 'Cause it's sexytime ♪

1395
01:02:36,416 --> 01:02:37,583
♪ It's sexytime... ♪

1396
01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:38,666
Hi.

1397
01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:40,000
♪ It's sexytime ♪

1398
01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:42,250
♪ It's sexytime ♪

1399
01:02:42,958 --> 01:02:45,166
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
- ♪ It's sexy time ♪

1400
01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:47,333
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
- ♪ It's sexy time ♪

1401
01:02:47,416 --> 01:02:49,458
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
- ♪ It's sexy time ♪

1402
01:02:49,541 --> 01:02:51,458
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
- ♪ It's sexy time... ♪

1403
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,125
Are you okay?

1404
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:01,416
I am now.

1405
01:03:07,166 --> 01:03:08,666
That needs to be iced.

1406
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,416
Any ideas for Halloween?

1407
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:17,625
Already on it.

1408
01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:21,375
Trick or treat!

1409
01:03:29,541 --> 01:03:31,583
Sloane, stop eating
all the chocolate.

1410
01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:33,208
You're gonna be sick.

1411
01:03:35,125 --> 01:03:36,625
Okay, ready? And suck.

1412
01:03:36,708 --> 01:03:38,375
Okay. There, there, there.

1413
01:03:39,125 --> 01:03:40,625
Oh, my God.

1414
01:03:40,708 --> 01:03:44,000
I am so excited. This is my first
adult party since the kids.

1415
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:45,500
Are you sad Peter's not coming?

1416
01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:47,916
Well, why should it be different tonight?

1417
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,333
- Okay, ready? Suck! Suck!
- Oh! Jesus!

1418
01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:52,208
Ah!

1419
01:03:52,458 --> 01:03:55,583
When did Halloween go from dressing up
like a princess to a whore?

1420
01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:57,000
I don't know, sixth grade?

1421
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:58,500
What's a whore?

1422
01:03:59,291 --> 01:04:02,083
Um, somebody who gets paid
to play with boys.

1423
01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:03,666
I wanna be a whore.

1424
01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:05,041
Me too!

1425
01:04:05,750 --> 01:04:08,666
Okay, but just remember
that the house gets 50 percent.

1426
01:04:09,083 --> 01:04:10,625
Hmm?

1427
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,583
Well, this is what I get for
putting Jackson in charge of costumes.

1428
01:04:16,750 --> 01:04:17,583
Here.

1429
01:04:17,666 --> 01:04:19,875
- What is that?
- It is a preemptive antacid.

1430
01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:21,250
Just pretend it's candy.

1431
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:25,291
♪ I will be all the rage tonight ♪

1432
01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:26,541
♪ Tonight... ♪

1433
01:04:26,625 --> 01:04:28,833
I have the flyest costume
in this joint.

1434
01:04:28,916 --> 01:04:31,416
Look at it. Oh, this suit is fabulous.

1435
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:32,583
I look good, don't I?

1436
01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:34,458
I look good. Tell me I look good.

1437
01:04:34,541 --> 01:04:35,791
You look ridiculous.

1438
01:04:35,875 --> 01:04:38,416
And you're scaring people
and not in a good way.

1439
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,125
You judging me, Jack Sparrow?

1440
01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:42,875
I'm the Black Panther. Wakanda forever!

1441
01:04:42,958 --> 01:04:46,333
- You look nothing like the Black Panther.
- I'm unique. This is my interpretation.

1442
01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:47,936
Look, I've been practicing the accent.

1443
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000
Hello. How are you today?

1444
01:04:50,083 --> 01:04:52,083
- That's actually really good.
- Good, right?

1445
01:04:52,166 --> 01:04:54,333
- Ahoy, mateys!
- Oh, hey.

1446
01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:55,916
Good... it fits.

1447
01:04:57,166 --> 01:04:58,166
Perfectly.

1448
01:05:00,708 --> 01:05:03,541
- Uh, Neil, this is my sister, Abby.
- Hi.

1449
01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:11,208
Hello. How are you
today, my fine German pussycat?

1450
01:05:13,125 --> 01:05:15,083
No. Thank you.

1451
01:05:16,916 --> 01:05:19,250
Panther on the prowl.

1452
01:05:20,291 --> 01:05:21,958
Where'd you go, baby girl?

1453
01:05:22,291 --> 01:05:23,125
Drink?

1454
01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:24,916
- Immediately.
- Two, please.

1455
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,200
- Oh!
- Oh, my...

1456
01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:27,916
Hey! What's up?

1457
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,708
I see. You're playing hard to get.

1458
01:05:29,791 --> 01:05:31,791
She's playing hard to get.
Wakanda forever.

1459
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:33,583
Let me go get her.

1460
01:05:34,708 --> 01:05:37,708
Hey, baby, come back.
Chill right here. I don't bite.

1461
01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:42,750
Liz, great party. Congrats.

1462
01:05:42,833 --> 01:05:46,250
It's a complete disaster.
Who fills a place with this much dry ice?

1463
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:49,083
But that's fun. And you know, scary and...

1464
01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:51,333
I love the costume.

1465
01:05:51,416 --> 01:05:54,583
I'm so embarrassed. We're supposed to be
Cleopatra and Mark Antony.

1466
01:05:54,666 --> 01:05:56,458
Trick or treat, party people!

1467
01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:58,500
Who are you supposed to be?

1468
01:05:58,583 --> 01:06:00,375
Marc Anthony. Whoo!

1469
01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:03,083
The little Latin singer?

1470
01:06:04,791 --> 01:06:06,000
JLo's husband?

1471
01:06:06,083 --> 01:06:07,625
They're not even together anymore.

1472
01:06:07,708 --> 01:06:09,208
She's with Alex Rodriguez now.

1473
01:06:12,833 --> 01:06:14,500
You invited Luc?

1474
01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:15,791
Hello, everyone.

1475
01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:19,500
- Happy Halloween.
- I love the slut costume.

1476
01:06:20,333 --> 01:06:21,666
Thank you.

1477
01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:24,166
Yours too.
I mean, that big belly's incredible.

1478
01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:26,541
You look really, really pregnant.

1479
01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:28,625
- Not fake!
- Not fake?

1480
01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:30,416
Not fake.

1481
01:06:30,833 --> 01:06:32,083
Uh... due in two days.

1482
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:34,166
I couldn't keep her at home.

1483
01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:37,166
I told you, baby,
this baby's not gonna change our lives.

1484
01:06:41,708 --> 01:06:43,000
That's adorable.

1485
01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:44,083
Thank you.

1486
01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:45,208
Wow.

1487
01:06:45,708 --> 01:06:46,708
Pregnant!

1488
01:06:46,958 --> 01:06:48,500
Oh!

1489
01:06:48,583 --> 01:06:50,250
- She's pregnant.
- I know.

1490
01:06:50,333 --> 01:06:51,833
She's adorable.

1491
01:06:51,916 --> 01:06:54,458
- Wanna get a drink? Let's get a drink.
- Congrats.

1492
01:06:54,541 --> 01:06:57,416
- Thank you.
- Congratulations.

1493
01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:58,875
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

1494
01:06:58,958 --> 01:07:01,333
I'm so happy for you. Wow!

1495
01:07:02,041 --> 01:07:04,375
Pregnant? She's fucking pregnant?

1496
01:07:04,458 --> 01:07:07,541
How's this even possible?
She's barely out of puberty.

1497
01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:08,750
Oh, God!

1498
01:07:08,833 --> 01:07:11,458
- I don't feel well.
- All right, listen. You need a drink.

1499
01:07:11,541 --> 01:07:14,416
No, I really don't feel well.

1500
01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:18,500
I've had about 50 mini-size candy bars.
I've had a bucket of candy corn,

1501
01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:21,291
and my ex-boyfriend has impregnated
a teenage girl.

1502
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:23,208
Sweetie, here have another antacid.

1503
01:07:23,291 --> 01:07:24,791
Are you all right?

1504
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,083
No.

1505
01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:27,958
No! Okay?

1506
01:07:28,041 --> 01:07:31,291
This is what I get for letting you
trap me in this torture device!

1507
01:07:32,958 --> 01:07:35,458
- Do you want me to take you home?
- Yeah.

1508
01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:38,250
- Oh.
- It's all right. I can take her.

1509
01:07:38,333 --> 01:07:41,041
No. I can. I mean, it's just that...

1510
01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:43,085
- If you're volunteering...
- It's fine.

1511
01:07:43,166 --> 01:07:46,083
- You don't have to do this.
- Holidate rule number three:

1512
01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:48,166
Leave no holidate behind. Come on.

1513
01:07:56,833 --> 01:07:57,833
Okay.

1514
01:07:58,666 --> 01:08:02,125
All right. Come on, dear.
Let's go. Let's go.

1515
01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:05,208
You know what,
just leave me. Ouch!

1516
01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:08,125
- Yeah, okay, no. We're gonna go. Ready?
- Leave me, please.

1517
01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:10,208
- One, two, three!
- No, no, no! No!

1518
01:08:11,333 --> 01:08:12,333
Okay.

1519
01:08:12,416 --> 01:08:13,500
Come on.

1520
01:08:13,583 --> 01:08:14,750
We're almost there.

1521
01:08:17,583 --> 01:08:18,583
Oh, my God.

1522
01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:21,416
- It's Halloween!
- Yeah, hence the costumes.

1523
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:24,750
February, March, April, May, June,
July, August, September, October.

1524
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,041
They did it

1525
01:08:26,125 --> 01:08:27,916
on Valentine's Day.

1526
01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:30,375
Everyone did it on Valentine's Day.

1527
01:08:30,458 --> 01:08:33,125
I didn't do it on Valentine's Day!

1528
01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:34,208
Neither did I!

1529
01:08:34,291 --> 01:08:37,625
They hardly even know each other,
and they’re already procreating.

1530
01:08:37,708 --> 01:08:39,291
It's a mess. Let's go. Come on.

1531
01:08:39,375 --> 01:08:41,708
Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing.

1532
01:08:41,791 --> 01:08:44,708
- Trust me, I've seen much worse.
- How could this get worse?

1533
01:08:44,791 --> 01:08:46,333
- Yeah.
- My tummy hurts.

1534
01:08:46,416 --> 01:08:48,125
- Can I have one more pill?
- Yeah.

1535
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:52,500
Oh, shit!

1536
01:09:01,041 --> 01:09:02,125
Untie me.

1537
01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:04,791
- What?
- Just... don't question!

1538
01:09:04,875 --> 01:09:06,000
Just untie me!

1539
01:09:06,083 --> 01:09:07,083
Come on.

1540
01:09:08,041 --> 01:09:11,458
- The laces! Hurry!
- What the hell is all this?

1541
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,458
I'm trying, okay? I'm trying!

1542
01:09:15,458 --> 01:09:16,458
Just rip it.

1543
01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:17,750
Okay, just...

1544
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:20,166
You know what? Just rip it.

1545
01:09:20,250 --> 01:09:22,875
Just rip my fucking pants off!

1546
01:09:31,583 --> 01:09:33,666
You're locked up like
Houdini in this!

1547
01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:35,976
This is your fault!

1548
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,166
Oh, Jesus! Oh, Jesus!

1549
01:09:38,250 --> 01:09:40,416
Please don't let this happen to me.

1550
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:41,500
Fuck!

1551
01:09:42,833 --> 01:09:45,375
Don't let me be
the girl who shits her pants.

1552
01:09:45,458 --> 01:09:48,125
Come on, almost there!
I'm almost there.

1553
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,250
Get it off.

1554
01:09:51,333 --> 01:09:53,291
- Shit. Come on.
- The door.

1555
01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:55,583
- You got it. Come on. We got it.
- Shit!

1556
01:09:56,875 --> 01:09:59,115
- Come on. You're all right. Close!
- Let me go!

1557
01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:01,351
- Wait, wait, wait!
- I can't! I can't!

1558
01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:04,625
Got it!

1559
01:10:04,708 --> 01:10:06,458
Oh, no!

1560
01:10:08,666 --> 01:10:09,916
Did you make it?

1561
01:10:10,625 --> 01:10:12,250
Go away!

1562
01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:14,583
Go away!

1563
01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:29,125
Don't look at me.

1564
01:10:29,208 --> 01:10:30,541
I'm not looking.

1565
01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:00,666
Peppermint tea.

1566
01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:02,375
Helps with the nausea.

1567
01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:05,125
I have peppermint tea?

1568
01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:07,000
Uh, sort of.

1569
01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:10,250
I mean, it's just crushed Altoids
in boiling water.

1570
01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:12,333
Hmm.

1571
01:11:15,875 --> 01:11:16,875
So, I guess...

1572
01:11:17,416 --> 01:11:20,208
I'll be an anecdote
you tell at parties now?

1573
01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,416
The girl who...

1574
01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:25,958
The girl who...

1575
01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:30,958
The girl who shit her pants on Halloween?

1576
01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:32,916
Oh, God.

1577
01:11:37,083 --> 01:11:38,083
You know,

1578
01:11:38,583 --> 01:11:39,583
technically...

1579
01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:43,333
we've all been shitting our pants
since we were born.

1580
01:11:49,458 --> 01:11:51,666
Don't worry, okay?
I'm not gonna tell anyone.

1581
01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:53,708
I promise.

1582
01:12:00,958 --> 01:12:01,958
Thank you.

1583
01:13:11,416 --> 01:13:14,625
I hate, in movies,
when people kiss in the morning.

1584
01:13:15,833 --> 01:13:17,375
IÂ think it's gross.

1585
01:14:47,625 --> 01:14:48,625
Wow.

1586
01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:50,875
Yeah.

1587
01:14:53,125 --> 01:14:54,625
So, I guess we should...

1588
01:14:56,041 --> 01:14:58,041
You can go if you want.

1589
01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:01,416
You want me to leave?

1590
01:15:05,916 --> 01:15:08,916
I... I mean, if... if... if you want. I...

1591
01:15:09,666 --> 01:15:10,666
Don't feel

1592
01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:12,625
obligated to stay.

1593
01:15:13,708 --> 01:15:14,791
Obligated?

1594
01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:18,958
Halloween's over, right?

1595
01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:22,458
Right.

1596
01:15:23,166 --> 01:15:24,375
Halloween's over.

1597
01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:46,666
All right, coming!

1598
01:15:49,375 --> 01:15:50,916
I kissed the Black Panther.

1599
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,666
- What?
- The Black Panther!

1600
01:15:53,208 --> 01:15:54,291
I kissed him!

1601
01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:56,000
We were standing in line,

1602
01:15:56,375 --> 01:15:59,500
you know, waiting for the bathroom,
and then it suddenly happened.

1603
01:15:59,583 --> 01:16:00,458
We kissed.

1604
01:16:00,541 --> 01:16:02,000
Ew! With tongue?

1605
01:16:03,041 --> 01:16:06,458
Oh, my God. I'm a horrible person.
I'm going to hell a thousand times.

1606
01:16:06,541 --> 01:16:10,208
- You're not a horrible person...
- Oh, my God! Yes, I am! Yes, I am!

1607
01:16:10,291 --> 01:16:12,916
I am a horrible wife and mother,

1608
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,666
and I am married to a freaking saint.

1609
01:16:15,750 --> 01:16:18,291
Peter is, like,
the best man in the whole world,

1610
01:16:18,375 --> 01:16:20,000
and this is how I treat him?

1611
01:16:20,625 --> 01:16:22,083
I hate myself.

1612
01:16:22,416 --> 01:16:24,500
- No...
- I can't fucking believe

1613
01:16:24,583 --> 01:16:29,041
that I kissed the Black Panther!

1614
01:16:32,541 --> 01:16:33,541
Morning, Abby.

1615
01:16:39,791 --> 01:16:40,791
Oh, hi.

1616
01:16:41,208 --> 01:16:42,250
Hey, um...

1617
01:16:43,208 --> 01:16:45,958
I was just telling Sloane
about this dream I had last night.

1618
01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:47,041
Cool.

1619
01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:49,875
Well, I was just leaving.

1620
01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:53,250
Wait.

1621
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:57,625
You guys had sex.

1622
01:16:58,916 --> 01:17:00,000
No, we didn't.

1623
01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:01,416
We didn't?

1624
01:17:04,708 --> 01:17:06,000
Oh, I should go. Okay.

1625
01:17:06,083 --> 01:17:07,500
No, no, no! You should stay.

1626
01:17:07,583 --> 01:17:09,791
You seem... you seem really upset

1627
01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:11,375
about your dream.

1628
01:17:12,375 --> 01:17:14,291
Yeah. You stay. I'll go.

1629
01:17:19,666 --> 01:17:20,666
Okay?

1630
01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:26,875
Okay.

1631
01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:29,333
Bye.

1632
01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:32,333
Okay, bye! See you at Thanksgiving!

1633
01:17:36,333 --> 01:17:37,583
What the hell was that?

1634
01:17:38,666 --> 01:17:39,958
What?

1635
01:17:40,375 --> 01:17:41,500
Nothing.

1636
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,041
I'm gonna make coffee.

1637
01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:45,000
She practically shoved me out the door.

1638
01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:47,875
- She didn't even want to snuggle?
- Uh-uh.

1639
01:17:47,958 --> 01:17:49,583
- Cuddle?
- No.

1640
01:17:49,666 --> 01:17:50,791
Go to brunch?

1641
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:53,708
I didn't get a cup of coffee.

1642
01:17:54,125 --> 01:17:56,208
Damn, man. That hurts.

1643
01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:57,291
Hmm.

1644
01:17:57,458 --> 01:17:59,098
You know, I've never been asked to leave.

1645
01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:00,541
Yeah, bro. I feel you, okay?

1646
01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:03,750
Me and Abby had a real connection,
and she hasn't even called.

1647
01:18:05,125 --> 01:18:07,416
Do you know what the last thing
she said to me was?

1648
01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:09,416
"See you at Thanksgiving."

1649
01:18:09,958 --> 01:18:12,750
Like, it was completely
meaningless to her.

1650
01:18:12,833 --> 01:18:14,541
That is cold, man.

1651
01:18:15,541 --> 01:18:17,625
But you still got your holidate, right?

1652
01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:21,833
- I don't think I can do it anymore.
- This is what I'm thinking, okay?

1653
01:18:22,416 --> 01:18:25,250
You go to Thanksgiving,
and act like nothing has changed.

1654
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:26,166
Okay.

1655
01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:28,333
If it makes you feel better,
I'll go with you.

1656
01:18:29,166 --> 01:18:30,500
- Why?
- "Why?"

1657
01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:33,750
Me and Abby made a connection, remember?

1658
01:18:35,083 --> 01:18:36,208
- Really?
- Yeah.

1659
01:18:36,666 --> 01:18:38,125
You made a connection

1660
01:18:38,208 --> 01:18:40,333
with a married mother of four?

1661
01:18:40,833 --> 01:18:43,208
Oh, it sounded bad
when you said it like that.

1662
01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:46,416
- But if she asks about me...
- She won't.

1663
01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:47,625
Yeah. Okay.

1664
01:18:48,041 --> 01:18:49,750
- But if she does...
- She will not.

1665
01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:50,958
Whoa.

1666
01:18:51,041 --> 01:18:52,041
Okay.

1667
01:18:52,458 --> 01:18:54,375
- Let it go.
- I'm trying to let it go.

1668
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,625
You don't wanna close one door
'cause it'll open another.

1669
01:18:57,708 --> 01:19:00,833
Yes, you do.
Shut it tight. Lock it.

1670
01:19:00,916 --> 01:19:02,333
- If she does...
- She will not.

1671
01:19:02,416 --> 01:19:03,416
I'm here.

1672
01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:06,666
Oh, hello!

1673
01:19:06,750 --> 01:19:09,375
Happy Thanksgiving.

1674
01:19:09,458 --> 01:19:11,333
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Kisses.

1675
01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:13,208
Mwah! Mwah!

1676
01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:15,500
Now, meet my new friend, Warren.

1677
01:19:15,916 --> 01:19:17,583
- Wally.
- That's what I said.

1678
01:19:17,666 --> 01:19:19,083
Hi, I'm Abby.

1679
01:19:19,166 --> 01:19:20,500
- Wally. Yeah.
- Sloane.

1680
01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:21,625
Sloane, pleasure...

1681
01:19:22,416 --> 01:19:26,750
Ooh! Howdy-ho! Something smells great
coming from this kitchen.

1682
01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:28,416
May I take a sample?

1683
01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:29,500
No.

1684
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,000
Maybe later.

1685
01:19:31,458 --> 01:19:33,416
I told you, my sister burns everything.

1686
01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:35,541
It's not burnt. It's well-done.

1687
01:19:36,583 --> 01:19:38,166
That's what basting is for.

1688
01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:39,708
It's okay with me.

1689
01:19:39,791 --> 01:19:41,791
Kind of like my meat a little crispy.

1690
01:19:47,875 --> 01:19:49,208
You didn't invite Faarooq?

1691
01:19:49,291 --> 01:19:50,791
Oh, that? Oh, no.

1692
01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:53,083
You know me.

1693
01:19:53,166 --> 01:19:54,833
One holidate per customer.

1694
01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:57,125
But you guys seemed so happy together.

1695
01:19:57,208 --> 01:20:00,083
Short and sweet, honey.
Everything ends eventually.

1696
01:20:00,750 --> 01:20:03,083
So, why sit around
waiting for it to happen?

1697
01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:12,083
Liz, York. Abby, Peter, me,

1698
01:20:12,166 --> 01:20:14,625
Susan, Susan's latest.

1699
01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:16,375
Me and Jackson.

1700
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:18,333
Are you sure he's coming?

1701
01:20:18,416 --> 01:20:20,083
I don't want to put the leaf in.

1702
01:20:20,166 --> 01:20:21,000
Yes.

1703
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:22,083
He's coming.

1704
01:20:22,333 --> 01:20:23,875
And he's coming alone, right?

1705
01:20:24,291 --> 01:20:25,333
Okay, all right.

1706
01:20:25,583 --> 01:20:27,875
- Just put the leaf in.
- It's in the basement.

1707
01:20:27,958 --> 01:20:30,208
- Mom.
- We can use the piano bench.

1708
01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:32,208
Just put the goddamn leaf in!

1709
01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:35,208
Is everything okay?

1710
01:20:35,291 --> 01:20:37,291
Oh! Oh!

1711
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:40,208
Is dinner burning?

1712
01:20:40,291 --> 01:20:41,500
I'll call 911.

1713
01:20:41,583 --> 01:20:43,208
No. No. It's okay, honey.

1714
01:20:43,291 --> 01:20:45,333
Nana just burnt the turkey and stuffing

1715
01:20:45,416 --> 01:20:47,291
and hopefully a pie.

1716
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,541
- Yams. Not sweet potatoes.
- Yeah, I got it.

1717
01:20:51,625 --> 01:20:52,791
And cranberry sauce.

1718
01:20:52,875 --> 01:20:54,250
Not that hoity-toity crap

1719
01:20:54,333 --> 01:20:56,333
- claiming to be whole cranberries.
- Yes.

1720
01:20:56,416 --> 01:20:57,416
And a pie!

1721
01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:03,500
Hi.

1722
01:21:03,583 --> 01:21:04,583
Hey.

1723
01:21:05,166 --> 01:21:06,166
Hello.

1724
01:21:07,750 --> 01:21:08,791
Oh!

1725
01:21:08,875 --> 01:21:10,375
We're covered for dessert,

1726
01:21:10,458 --> 01:21:12,750
but maybe the neighbors can use it.

1727
01:21:15,625 --> 01:21:17,750
I have to go to the store. So, you can...

1728
01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:20,041
I'll drive.

1729
01:21:21,833 --> 01:21:22,833
Okay.

1730
01:21:37,291 --> 01:21:38,291
So...

1731
01:21:39,041 --> 01:21:40,041
how have you been?

1732
01:21:40,750 --> 01:21:41,750
Good.

1733
01:21:42,125 --> 01:21:43,125
Busy.

1734
01:21:43,625 --> 01:21:44,625
You?

1735
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,000
Good.

1736
01:21:46,083 --> 01:21:47,083
Busy.

1737
01:21:48,625 --> 01:21:50,791
- Chip?
- You know I don't eat that shit.

1738
01:21:50,875 --> 01:21:52,625
It's not shit. It's organic.

1739
01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:55,750
Are we gonna pretend
like what happened didn't happen?

1740
01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:56,875
Works for me.

1741
01:21:59,875 --> 01:22:02,851
Okay, but for the record, I'm not the one
that wanted to leave that morning.

1742
01:22:02,875 --> 01:22:04,791
Oh, I didn't hear you asking to stay.

1743
01:22:04,875 --> 01:22:06,833
Well, you didn't give me a chance.

1744
01:22:06,916 --> 01:22:08,041
Oh, please.

1745
01:22:08,125 --> 01:22:10,833
You didn't want to have sex with me
in the first place.

1746
01:22:13,166 --> 01:22:16,041
Hmm. Come on. Let's go.

1747
01:22:16,958 --> 01:22:19,166
You're not even that attracted to me,
right?

1748
01:22:19,666 --> 01:22:21,125
Why can't you let that go?

1749
01:22:22,083 --> 01:22:24,000
Because when a guy basically opens

1750
01:22:24,083 --> 01:22:26,500
with the fact
he doesn't find a girl attractive,

1751
01:22:26,583 --> 01:22:29,041
it kinda sets the tone
for the rest of the relationship.

1752
01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:33,833
I was some random bloke at the mall.

1753
01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:36,250
Honestly, what do you think
would have happened

1754
01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:38,916
if I'd said,
"Hey, I think you're incredibly beautiful!

1755
01:22:40,625 --> 01:22:42,083
With these lips that...

1756
01:22:43,833 --> 01:22:45,208
beg to be kissed.

1757
01:22:47,916 --> 01:22:48,916
These eyes that are...

1758
01:22:50,916 --> 01:22:53,541
Honestly, I don't know what they are.
They make me forget my name.

1759
01:22:57,916 --> 01:23:00,000
There's just no way
you would've gone out with me.

1760
01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:02,375
Especially, not on New Year's Eve.

1761
01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:06,500
So...

1762
01:23:09,291 --> 01:23:10,625
does that change anything?

1763
01:23:14,666 --> 01:23:15,666
No.

1764
01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:17,208
Nothing has changed.

1765
01:23:18,083 --> 01:23:19,833
In fact, you can relax

1766
01:23:19,916 --> 01:23:23,625
and continue to bang all the cocktail
waitresses you want between holidays.

1767
01:23:23,708 --> 01:23:26,625
No one is expecting you
to drop a knee at Thanksgiving.

1768
01:23:31,375 --> 01:23:32,583
Thanks for the update.

1769
01:23:32,666 --> 01:23:34,625
At least I'm not the asshole this time.

1770
01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:37,791
What is that supposed to mean?
You think I'm being an asshole?

1771
01:23:37,875 --> 01:23:38,875
Yeah.

1772
01:23:39,125 --> 01:23:40,666
- Me?
- Yes!

1773
01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:44,166
You're trying so hard
not to feel anything.

1774
01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:47,083
That means you're lying to both of us.
And that makes you an asshole.

1775
01:23:48,125 --> 01:23:50,166
Well, I'd rather be an asshole

1776
01:23:50,250 --> 01:23:53,875
than so desperate for companionship
that I troll the mall for a holidate.

1777
01:23:53,958 --> 01:23:54,958
No.

1778
01:23:55,041 --> 01:23:57,416
You were desperate enough
to take me up on the offer.

1779
01:23:59,708 --> 01:24:01,666
- Where are you going?
- I'm going away.

1780
01:24:01,750 --> 01:24:04,041
Fine. Go.

1781
01:24:04,583 --> 01:24:07,333
I see another ugly Christmas sweater
in your future!

1782
01:24:12,708 --> 01:24:13,875
Maybe there is.

1783
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,291
But at least I won't be alone,

1784
01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:20,958
sitting at the kids table,
blaming everyone else for my problems.

1785
01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:24,166
And you know what?

1786
01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:26,500
I bet you money,

1787
01:24:26,583 --> 01:24:29,083
that if Ryan Gosling
waltzed down this frozen food aisle,

1788
01:24:29,166 --> 01:24:33,458
and offered to take you on the ride
of your life, you would still say no.

1789
01:24:36,708 --> 01:24:39,083
'Cause you'd be too afraid
to get on that train.

1790
01:24:39,916 --> 01:24:41,500
The Ryan Gosling train.

1791
01:24:46,125 --> 01:24:48,000
You are so wrong!

1792
01:24:49,916 --> 01:24:53,083
Ryan Gosling would never
do his own shopping!

1793
01:24:55,666 --> 01:24:57,416
He's way too cool for that.

1794
01:25:01,125 --> 01:25:04,125
Well, I think you should stop
being so cheap and buy a new table.

1795
01:25:04,208 --> 01:25:05,625
This is Mother's table!

1796
01:25:05,708 --> 01:25:08,125
You're just jealous
because she left it to me.

1797
01:25:08,750 --> 01:25:10,208
Because I didn't want it.

1798
01:25:10,291 --> 01:25:12,000
I think it's a beautiful table.

1799
01:25:12,083 --> 01:25:13,583
Oh, shut up, Warren.

1800
01:25:13,666 --> 01:25:14,875
- Wally.
- Wally.

1801
01:25:18,125 --> 01:25:19,750
Hey. Where's Jackson?

1802
01:25:19,833 --> 01:25:21,625
Uh... don't know. Don't care.

1803
01:25:21,708 --> 01:25:23,625
I knew it! No leaf!

1804
01:25:23,958 --> 01:25:25,875
Jesus, Sloane, what did you do?

1805
01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:28,708
I didn't do anything.
What makes you think it was me?

1806
01:25:29,375 --> 01:25:31,958
Well, honey, you don't have
the best track record.

1807
01:25:32,041 --> 01:25:33,666
Maybe you can still apologize?

1808
01:25:33,750 --> 01:25:36,458
- Yeah, Sloane. Jack's a good guy.
- Whoa. Wait a second.

1809
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,625
What makes you think this was my fault?

1810
01:25:38,708 --> 01:25:42,125
- If you would be honest with him.
- Oh, you want me to be honest?

1811
01:25:42,416 --> 01:25:44,000
Yes. Yes. And then maybe, for once,

1812
01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:47,166
we could get through a holiday
without your personal life ruining dinner.

1813
01:25:47,250 --> 01:25:48,625
My personal life?

1814
01:25:48,708 --> 01:25:49,875
It's a mess!

1815
01:25:49,958 --> 01:25:51,916
It's always a mess!

1816
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,583
Okay, well, my "personal life"

1817
01:25:53,666 --> 01:25:56,916
might be a mess, but at least
I didn't kiss the Black Panther!

1818
01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,041
You bitch.

1819
01:25:58,416 --> 01:26:00,875
- What's the black panther?
- Jackson's friend at Halloween?

1820
01:26:00,958 --> 01:26:02,791
He was dressed as Black Panther.
It was legit.

1821
01:26:02,875 --> 01:26:05,583
Wait, what?
You kissed the Black Panther?

1822
01:26:07,750 --> 01:26:09,666
Barely. It was an accident.

1823
01:26:09,750 --> 01:26:12,750
- I didn't see any tongue.
- You saw them kiss and didn't tell me?

1824
01:26:12,833 --> 01:26:14,916
- You can't keep secrets.
- How do you know?

1825
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:17,250
- You know nothing about me!
- I was trick-or-treating.

1826
01:26:17,333 --> 01:26:20,541
I trusted you.
I let you go to a party without me!

1827
01:26:21,541 --> 01:26:23,458
I go everywhere without you.

1828
01:26:23,791 --> 01:26:25,833
And you never have time for me.

1829
01:26:25,916 --> 01:26:28,041
- All you care about is the kids!
- One of us has to!

1830
01:26:28,125 --> 01:26:30,291
Wally!

1831
01:26:30,375 --> 01:26:32,351
- Oh, my God! He's choking!
- York, do the Heimlich!

1832
01:26:32,375 --> 01:26:34,215
- I don't know the Heimlich.
- How can you not?

1833
01:26:34,291 --> 01:26:36,041
Step aside! I know the Heimlich!

1834
01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:38,791
Stop it! He's not choking!
He's having a heart attack.

1835
01:26:38,875 --> 01:26:40,166
Somebody call 911.

1836
01:26:40,250 --> 01:26:42,458
I'm on it!

1837
01:26:47,833 --> 01:26:50,458
- You can ride with us, ma'am.
- What? No. We're not together.

1838
01:26:50,541 --> 01:26:53,416
- Aunt Susan, go!
- You have to come with me.

1839
01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:54,500
- No. No, no.
- Yes.

1840
01:26:54,541 --> 01:26:55,583
You're coming.

1841
01:26:55,666 --> 01:26:56,666
Go! Go!

1842
01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:04,375
- He's in good hands now. Let's go.
- No.

1843
01:27:04,458 --> 01:27:07,625
We can't go.
Your date just had a heart attack.

1844
01:27:07,708 --> 01:27:08,958
I barely know him.

1845
01:27:09,041 --> 01:27:10,750
I had to write his name on my arm.

1846
01:27:11,166 --> 01:27:12,166
Look.

1847
01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:15,333
Hmm.

1848
01:27:15,916 --> 01:27:17,375
It's all my fault, you know.

1849
01:27:18,583 --> 01:27:21,000
I've had so many opportunities.

1850
01:27:21,083 --> 01:27:24,041
I've had so many men that loved me.

1851
01:27:26,083 --> 01:27:28,541
Once they got too close, I backed off.

1852
01:27:29,625 --> 01:27:31,041
So, here I am at...

1853
01:27:32,750 --> 01:27:34,916
age 49.

1854
01:27:36,416 --> 01:27:37,541
It's too late now.

1855
01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:38,916
Wallace Lupinski?

1856
01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:41,375
Is anyone here for Mr. Lupinski?

1857
01:27:44,250 --> 01:27:45,250
Faarooq?

1858
01:27:47,666 --> 01:27:48,666
Susan.

1859
01:27:51,041 --> 01:27:52,625
You're working on Thanksgiving.

1860
01:27:55,041 --> 01:27:56,041
Are you here for...

1861
01:27:56,875 --> 01:27:57,875
Wallace Lupinski?

1862
01:27:58,750 --> 01:27:59,750
Uh...

1863
01:28:00,083 --> 01:28:01,083
No.

1864
01:28:02,875 --> 01:28:03,958
You sure, 'cause...

1865
01:28:04,875 --> 01:28:06,375
Oh, he's a family friend.

1866
01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:07,833
How's he doing, by the way?

1867
01:28:09,708 --> 01:28:10,708
Mild heart attack,

1868
01:28:11,125 --> 01:28:12,291
but he's gonna be fine.

1869
01:28:16,041 --> 01:28:17,250
It was nice to see you.

1870
01:28:27,958 --> 01:28:30,208
- Say something.
- I can't. Let's just go.

1871
01:28:30,916 --> 01:28:33,666
No. You have to say something.
Say anything, just...

1872
01:28:34,416 --> 01:28:35,416
I fucked up!

1873
01:28:37,916 --> 01:28:39,625
You're the most amazing man I've ever met.

1874
01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:41,583
So, you broke up with me.

1875
01:28:44,958 --> 01:28:46,875
I got scared. It's what I do.

1876
01:28:48,500 --> 01:28:50,750
Losing you was the dumbest mistake
of my life.

1877
01:28:52,916 --> 01:28:55,041
Please tell me we can have another chance?

1878
01:28:58,750 --> 01:28:59,750
I can't...

1879
01:29:02,250 --> 01:29:03,416
imagine...

1880
01:29:04,583 --> 01:29:06,291
being happy without you.

1881
01:29:08,541 --> 01:29:10,041
- Susan.
- Yeah.

1882
01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:11,541
I love you.

1883
01:29:12,083 --> 01:29:13,541
I love you.

1884
01:30:12,125 --> 01:30:13,333
See you, mate.

1885
01:30:33,583 --> 01:30:36,500
♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪

1886
01:30:37,458 --> 01:30:40,625
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la... ♪

1887
01:30:40,708 --> 01:30:43,708
So, you're stalking him
but not actually speaking to him?

1888
01:30:43,791 --> 01:30:49,083
Well, I wouldn't call showing up outside
his door and hiding "stalking," but okay.

1889
01:30:49,166 --> 01:30:50,625
Well, I recommend therapy.

1890
01:30:50,708 --> 01:30:54,041
York and I are finally taking off
our masks and getting to know each other.

1891
01:30:54,125 --> 01:30:55,000
No, thanks.

1892
01:30:55,083 --> 01:30:56,375
I like my masks.

1893
01:30:56,958 --> 01:31:02,000
♪ Fa la la la la, la la la
Deck the halls... ♪

1894
01:31:10,791 --> 01:31:12,708
It's fate. Go after him.

1895
01:31:12,791 --> 01:31:13,958
It's not fate.

1896
01:31:14,041 --> 01:31:16,291
The guy practically lives at the mall.

1897
01:31:16,958 --> 01:31:18,875
All right! Let's get presents!

1898
01:31:19,583 --> 01:31:20,666
Aunt Sloane.

1899
01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:22,333
Life is giving you a moment.

1900
01:31:24,958 --> 01:31:26,125
Don't fuck it up.

1901
01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:33,625
Jackson!

1902
01:31:34,416 --> 01:31:37,208
Excuse me, sir. Excuse me.
Coming through. Jackson!

1903
01:31:38,125 --> 01:31:39,375
Jackson! Coming through.

1904
01:31:41,333 --> 01:31:44,416
Excuse me, sorry. I have to talk
to that guy over there. Excuse me!

1905
01:31:45,208 --> 01:31:46,208
Jackson!

1906
01:31:47,750 --> 01:31:48,833
Jackson!

1907
01:31:50,791 --> 01:31:51,791
Jackson!

1908
01:31:56,708 --> 01:31:57,958
Jackson!

1909
01:31:59,750 --> 01:32:00,750
Sorry.

1910
01:32:01,666 --> 01:32:02,958
Excuse me.

1911
01:32:03,041 --> 01:32:05,041
Excuse me. Pardon me. Jackson!

1912
01:32:10,125 --> 01:32:11,250
Excuse me. Pardon me.

1913
01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:12,666
- Jackson!
- Ma'am.

1914
01:32:13,875 --> 01:32:16,291
Jackson!

1915
01:32:18,708 --> 01:32:20,708
- Jackson!
- Jackson!

1916
01:32:20,791 --> 01:32:22,708
- Jackson!
- Jackson!

1917
01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:25,250
Jackson

1918
01:32:30,958 --> 01:32:31,958
Hi.

1919
01:32:35,166 --> 01:32:36,166
I just...

1920
01:32:37,791 --> 01:32:38,791
Oh!

1921
01:32:39,208 --> 01:32:40,208
Thank you.

1922
01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:44,875
I just wanna say I fucked up.

1923
01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:47,791
Oh, God.

1924
01:32:47,875 --> 01:32:49,958
Um, sorry, kids.

1925
01:32:50,291 --> 01:32:52,000
Don't say that at home.

1926
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:54,000
Um...

1927
01:32:56,125 --> 01:32:57,125
Okay.

1928
01:32:58,458 --> 01:32:59,625
What I wanna say is...

1929
01:33:00,583 --> 01:33:01,625
is, um...

1930
01:33:02,041 --> 01:33:03,750
It's really, really hot in here.

1931
01:33:03,833 --> 01:33:04,833
Huh!

1932
01:33:05,208 --> 01:33:06,250
Hot.

1933
01:33:07,125 --> 01:33:08,250
Okay.

1934
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:10,541
Look, what I'm trying to say...

1935
01:33:11,750 --> 01:33:14,791
is I've had more fun
with you in the last year

1936
01:33:14,875 --> 01:33:17,416
than I've had with my loser
ex-boyfriends combined.

1937
01:33:21,416 --> 01:33:22,458
You were right.

1938
01:33:24,208 --> 01:33:25,708
I do have feelings for you.

1939
01:33:32,083 --> 01:33:33,083
And I fuck...

1940
01:33:35,250 --> 01:33:36,750
...messed it up...

1941
01:33:39,375 --> 01:33:40,875
because I was scared.

1942
01:33:40,958 --> 01:33:42,083
Aw!

1943
01:33:43,166 --> 01:33:44,541
Letting you go

1944
01:33:44,875 --> 01:33:47,416
has been one of the biggest mistakes
of my life.

1945
01:33:52,041 --> 01:33:54,041
I miss you so much.

1946
01:33:58,041 --> 01:34:00,875
I miss you so much
that I totally quit smoking.

1947
01:34:01,458 --> 01:34:04,500
And candy is only mildly comforting.

1948
01:34:05,958 --> 01:34:09,083
- You've ruined all my vices for me.
- Hmm.

1949
01:34:14,708 --> 01:34:17,083
I thought I wanted a holidate,

1950
01:34:19,166 --> 01:34:20,666
but the truth is...

1951
01:34:22,125 --> 01:34:23,333
I just want you.

1952
01:34:24,666 --> 01:34:26,000
For all holidays.

1953
01:34:26,791 --> 01:34:28,000
And weekends.

1954
01:34:28,625 --> 01:34:30,666
And weekdays too would be nice.

1955
01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:37,250
I know I'm probably too late,

1956
01:34:37,333 --> 01:34:40,000
but honestly,

1957
01:34:42,625 --> 01:34:45,208
you're the only one
I'd wanna go through chemo with.

1958
01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:51,250
Oh. No, no, no. No. I'm... I'm fine.

1959
01:34:51,666 --> 01:34:52,833
It's a long story.

1960
01:34:58,750 --> 01:35:00,541
If it's any consolation,

1961
01:35:01,875 --> 01:35:04,541
it really was
the worst Thanksgiving of my life.

1962
01:35:10,416 --> 01:35:12,375
That was an opening, by the way.

1963
01:35:23,666 --> 01:35:24,750
Nah.

1964
01:35:40,291 --> 01:35:41,875
Aw!

1965
01:35:51,958 --> 01:35:53,416
That speech was cockamamie.

1966
01:35:59,250 --> 01:36:01,041
♪ Joy to the world... ♪

1967
01:36:01,291 --> 01:36:02,291
Yay!

1968
01:36:02,916 --> 01:36:06,125
♪ Joy to the world ♪

1969
01:36:06,541 --> 01:36:08,250
♪ Joy to the world... ♪

1970
01:36:08,333 --> 01:36:10,166
- How about New Year’s Eve?
- Yes!

1971
01:36:10,250 --> 01:36:12,000
♪ Joy ♪

1972
01:36:15,333 --> 01:36:16,333
♪ All right ♪

1973
01:36:16,416 --> 01:36:18,333
♪ Dancing on top of the world ♪

1974
01:36:18,416 --> 01:36:19,625
♪ I'm dancing ♪

1975
01:36:19,708 --> 01:36:20,708
♪ Hey ♪

1976
01:36:20,791 --> 01:36:23,291
♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah ♪

1977
01:36:23,375 --> 01:36:25,458
♪ All right
Dancing on top of the world ♪

1978
01:36:25,541 --> 01:36:27,666
♪ I'm dancin', I'm dancin' ♪

1979
01:36:27,750 --> 01:36:29,750
♪ Dancing on top of the world ♪

1980
01:36:29,833 --> 01:36:31,750
♪ You'd be my favorite girl ♪

1981
01:36:31,833 --> 01:36:34,000
♪ Drippin' in diamonds and pearls ♪

1982
01:36:34,625 --> 01:36:36,041
♪ On top, top ♪

1983
01:36:36,125 --> 01:36:37,958
♪ Dancing on top of the world ♪

1984
01:36:38,041 --> 01:36:40,041
♪ You'd be my favorite girl ♪

1985
01:36:40,125 --> 01:36:42,125
♪ Drippin' in diamonds and pearls ♪

1986
01:36:43,041 --> 01:36:44,958
♪ Dancing on top of the world ♪

1987
01:36:46,083 --> 01:36:47,083
♪ Yeah ♪

1988
01:36:47,500 --> 01:36:48,833
- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ Roll the dice ♪

1989
01:36:48,916 --> 01:36:49,958
♪ Accept your fate ♪

1990
01:36:50,041 --> 01:36:51,750
♪ No new friends, no holidate ♪

1991
01:36:51,833 --> 01:36:54,166
♪ Vacation's all I ever wanted ♪

1992
01:36:54,250 --> 01:36:55,916
♪ Just me and you
Let's get away ♪

1993
01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:58,083
♪ Play on the white-sand beaches ♪

1994
01:36:58,166 --> 01:37:00,250
♪ Road trip hit
To look for breeches ♪

1995
01:37:00,333 --> 01:37:02,250
♪ Imagination, take flight ♪

1996
01:37:02,333 --> 01:37:04,333
♪ Roll to the left
No need to swipe right ♪

1997
01:37:04,416 --> 01:37:05,458
♪ Hey ♪

1998
01:37:05,541 --> 01:37:08,250
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1999
01:37:08,333 --> 01:37:09,517
- ♪ All right ♪
- ♪ All right ♪

2000
01:37:09,541 --> 01:37:12,141
- ♪ Dancing on top of the world ♪
- ♪ I'm dancing, I'm dancing ♪

2001
01:37:12,208 --> 01:37:13,541
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪

2002
01:37:13,625 --> 01:37:16,250
♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah ♪

2003
01:37:16,333 --> 01:37:17,416
♪ All right, all right ♪

2004
01:37:17,500 --> 01:37:20,333
- ♪ Dancing on top of the world ♪
- ♪ I'm dancing, I'm dancing ♪

2005
01:37:20,416 --> 01:37:22,708
- ♪ All right ♪
- ♪ Dancing on top of the world ♪

2006
01:37:22,791 --> 01:37:24,541
♪ You'd be my favorite girl ♪

2007
01:37:24,625 --> 01:37:26,708
♪ Drippin' in diamonds and pearls ♪

2008
01:37:27,541 --> 01:37:28,809
- ♪ On top, top ♪
- ♪ All right ♪

2009
01:37:28,833 --> 01:37:30,708
♪ Dancing on top of the world ♪

2010
01:37:30,791 --> 01:37:32,750
♪ You'd be my favorite girl ♪

2011
01:37:32,833 --> 01:37:34,833
♪ Drippin' in diamonds and pearls ♪

2012
01:37:34,916 --> 01:37:37,041
♪ I'm dancing on top of the world ♪

2013
01:37:37,125 --> 01:37:38,875
♪ It says two, but I'll take four ♪

2014
01:37:38,958 --> 01:37:40,833
♪ Come uptown, I'll give you a tour ♪

2015
01:37:40,916 --> 01:37:42,791
♪ Oh, new year, new place ♪

2016
01:37:42,875 --> 01:37:45,041
♪ Fireworks, exotic spaces ♪

2017
01:37:45,125 --> 01:37:47,041
♪ Free fallin', Vegas, ballin' ♪

2018
01:37:47,125 --> 01:37:49,083
♪ Burn the midnight oil
All-in ♪

2019
01:37:49,666 --> 01:37:50,833
♪ Leave a permanent mark ♪

2020
01:37:50,916 --> 01:37:53,750
♪ And let's reignite that, huh
Permanent spark ♪

2021
01:37:53,833 --> 01:37:56,875
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah ♪

2022
01:37:56,958 --> 01:37:58,226
- ♪ All right ♪
- ♪ All right ♪

2023
01:37:58,250 --> 01:38:00,041
♪ Dancing on top of the world ♪

2024
01:38:00,125 --> 01:38:02,291
- ♪ I'm dancin', I'm dancin' ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪

2025
01:38:02,375 --> 01:38:05,041
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

2026
01:38:05,125 --> 01:38:06,309
- ♪ All right ♪
- ♪ All right ♪

2027
01:38:06,333 --> 01:38:09,041
- ♪ Dancing on top of the world ♪
- ♪ I'm dancin', I'm dancin' ♪

2028
01:38:09,125 --> 01:38:11,208
- ♪ All right ♪
- ♪ Dancin' on top of the world ♪

2029
01:38:11,291 --> 01:38:13,250
- ♪ Oh, yeah, ♪
- ♪ You'd be my favorite girl ♪

2030
01:38:13,333 --> 01:38:15,416
♪ Drippin' in diamonds and pearls ♪

2031
01:38:15,500 --> 01:38:17,375
♪ Trip, on top, top ♪

2032
01:38:17,458 --> 01:38:19,458
- ♪ All right ♪
- ♪ Dancin' on top of the world ♪

2033
01:38:19,541 --> 01:38:21,541
♪ You'd be my favorite girl ♪

2034
01:38:21,625 --> 01:38:23,875
- ♪ All right ♪
- ♪ Drippin' in diamonds and pearls ♪

2035
01:38:23,958 --> 01:38:26,416
- ♪ I'm dancing on top of the world ♪
- ♪ Dancin' ♪

2036
01:38:26,500 --> 01:38:29,500
♪ I'm dancing on top of the world ♪

2037
01:38:33,541 --> 01:38:35,541
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2038
01:38:37,166 --> 01:38:40,583
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2039
01:38:40,750 --> 01:38:42,750
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2040
01:38:44,458 --> 01:38:47,875
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2041
01:38:48,041 --> 01:38:50,041
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2042
01:38:51,750 --> 01:38:55,125
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2043
01:38:55,375 --> 01:38:56,958
♪ Joy ♪

2044
01:38:57,250 --> 01:39:00,625
♪ Joy to the world
the Lord is come ♪

2045
01:39:04,500 --> 01:39:08,250
♪ Joy to the world
Receive her king ♪

2046
01:39:11,833 --> 01:39:14,666
♪ Let every heart ♪

2047
01:39:15,500 --> 01:39:18,083
♪ Prepare him room ♪

2048
01:39:18,208 --> 01:39:21,875
♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪

2049
01:39:22,250 --> 01:39:24,458
♪ Heaven and nature sing ♪

2050
01:39:24,541 --> 01:39:26,375
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2051
01:39:33,666 --> 01:39:37,333
♪ Joy to the world
The Savior reigns ♪

2052
01:39:40,916 --> 01:39:44,583
♪ Let everyone this songs employ ♪

2053
01:39:48,208 --> 01:39:51,000
♪ While fields and floods ♪

2054
01:39:51,875 --> 01:39:54,375
♪ Rocks, hills and plains ♪

2055
01:39:54,583 --> 01:39:58,250
♪ Repeat the sounding joy ♪

2056
01:39:58,666 --> 01:40:02,583
♪ Repeat the sounding joy
Joy to the world ♪

2057
01:40:02,666 --> 01:40:06,250
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2058
01:40:06,333 --> 01:40:08,208
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2059
01:40:09,958 --> 01:40:13,458
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2060
01:40:13,541 --> 01:40:15,333
♪ Joy ♪

2061
01:40:15,416 --> 01:40:19,166
♪ Joy to the world
The Lord is come ♪

2062
01:40:22,791 --> 01:40:26,458
♪ Joy to the world
Receive her King ♪

2063
01:40:29,583 --> 01:40:32,833
♪ Wonders of his love ♪

2064
01:40:33,208 --> 01:40:36,416
♪ Wonders of his love ♪

2065
01:40:37,208 --> 01:40:38,708
♪ Joyful, joyful ♪

2066
01:40:40,916 --> 01:40:42,416
♪ Joyful, joyful ♪

2067
01:40:44,500 --> 01:40:46,083
♪ Joyful, joyful ♪

2068
01:40:48,083 --> 01:40:49,666
♪ Joyful, joyful ♪

2069
01:40:51,791 --> 01:40:53,291
♪ Joyful, joyful ♪

2070
01:40:55,250 --> 01:40:56,916
♪ Joyful, joyful ♪

2071
01:40:59,083 --> 01:41:00,583
♪ Joyful, joyful ♪

2072
01:41:02,708 --> 01:41:04,166
♪ Joyful, joyful ♪

2073
01:41:04,583 --> 01:41:07,833
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2074
01:41:08,125 --> 01:41:10,125
♪ The Lord is come ♪

2075
01:41:11,750 --> 01:41:15,166
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2076
01:41:15,500 --> 01:41:17,500
♪ Receive her king ♪

2077
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:22,333
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2078
01:41:22,666 --> 01:41:24,666
♪ The Lord is come ♪

2079
01:41:26,333 --> 01:41:29,833
♪ Joy to the world ♪

2080
01:41:29,916 --> 01:41:31,916
♪ Joy to the world ♪