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- >Day Child of The Elder God in Equestria.
- >You are Anon.
- >Award winning writer and international superstar.
- >Well…not at the moment, anyways.
- >Right now, you’re a drunk asshole who’s couch surfing at Fluttershy’s cottage and you would be lucky if you could write your way out of a brown-paper bag.
- FUCK YOU MR. NARRATOR. I AM A WOOD GRITER.
- >Yes. You even have a habit of yelling at voices that aren’t there.
- >You get off the toilet you installed in the shower without asking and shuffle down to your typewriter.
- >Because while you were shaving your dock, you found it.
- >And it wasn’t just a dingleberry this time!
- >Or Fluttershy. She didn’t even wake you up with a fetish guess like she usually does.
- >But no. Today, you found the inspiration that would change everything…
- YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT IT’L CHANGE EVERYTHING. PUT ME RIGHT BACK ON TOP A THE HEAP!
- >You sit down at the desk, set your dingleberry by the typewriter, set a paper into the machine, and begin pounding away at the keys…
- >”THE WIGGLY KITTEN by Anon.”
- 1/2
- >8 hours, 2 vodka bottles, 300 pages later, and you have finished your masterpiece.
- >And it
- >is
- >glorious.
- YOUR DAMN RIGHT IT’S GLORIOUS. I’M ANON!
- >Yes you are.
- >And as you head to the couch to victoriously pass out for the night, you hear a knock at the door.
- THE FUCK WAS THAT
- >You grab a lantern and throw open the door, where you are greeted by a small yellow horse.
- HAY SLUTTERFHY. WHERE WER YOU DIS MORNING?
- >She’s knocked back by your vodka-breath.
- >”It’s ‘Fluttershy’. I’ve been telling you that every day this month. I was out doing some research.”
- >Her eyes black out and her voice becomes a twisted charade of itself.
- >”Is darkness your fetish Anon?”
- >Dark tendrils erupt from her body, erasing the only copy of “THE WIGGLY KITTEN.”
- >Oh hell no. That was your golden meal-ticket.
- >You turn towards her, sobered by rage.
- FUCK YES IT IS.
- >Oh.
- >You spend the night engulfed by a kinky inferno of Shadow-play and some Light S&M.
- >The sex inspires you to write the greatest video game of your career.
- >It was an Alan Wake kind of day.
- 2/2
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