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- function approve {
- $confirmation = Read-Host "IS That ok with you jackass?"
- if (($confirmation.StartsWith("y")) -or ($confirmation.StartsWith("Y")) ) {
- Write-Host "Enjoy your dinner"
- Write-host " _,.---,_ "
- Write-host " ,-' '. "
- Write-host " / \ "
- Write-host " | , | "
- Write-host " | / '-..____.; "
- Write-host " \_ | /a/a( "
- Write-host " (` _) "
- Write-host " `\ ,__. / "
- Write-host " `;-.___.' "
- Write-host " _.| | "
- Write-host " .' `-._\-. "
- Write-host " / .--. `\ "
- Write-host " / '_ ))). | "
- Write-host " \_ /_//__\\_ | "
- Write-host " |.------.| "
- Write-host " || food || "
- Write-host " ||______|| "
- Write-host " '--------' "
- start-sleep (2)
- exit
- }
- else{
- $global:count++
- Dinner}
- }
- Function Dinner {
- if ($global:count-eq 5)
- {
- Write-Host "Fine you get to eat like Ghandi you picky ASSHOLE!"
- Write-host " 'Shit! The bastard skipped five chocies "
- Write-host " of place to eat. I don't know what he "
- Write-host " thinks he's doin', Billy.' "
- Write-host " \ "
- Write-host " _____________________ "
- Write-host " //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ "
- Write-host " // \\\\ \\ "
- Write-host " // ( oo ((( \\ "
- Write-host " /'/_____\o/_______oo )______\'\ "
- Write-host " / / \ \ "
- Write-host " /__/___________________________\__\ "
- Write-host " | ______ . ______ | "
- Write-host " ||__|___|||||||DODGE|||||||___|__|| "
- Write-host " | | "
- Write-host " /---------------------------------\ "
- Write-host " '-----------------------------------' "
- Write-host " |\_________________________________/| "
- Write-host " | | (_) (_) | | "
- Write-host " |_____| |_____| "
- Write-host " "
- Write-host "____________________________________________"
- write-host " "
- Write-host " "
- Write-host " 'I do.... He's trying "
- Write-host " to starve us to death.' "
- Write-host " / "
- Write-host " _____________________ "
- Write-host " //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\ "
- Write-host " // \\\\ \\ "
- Write-host " // ( oo ((( \\ "
- Write-host " _//_____\-/_______oo )______\\_ "
- Write-host " / / \ \ "
- Write-host " /__/___________________________\__\ "
- Write-host " | ______ . ______ | "
- Write-host " ||__|___|||||||DODGE|||||||___|__|| "
- Write-host " | | "
- Write-host " /---------------------------------\ "
- Write-host " '-----------------------------------' "
- Write-host " |\_________________________________/| "
- Write-host " | | (_) (_) | | "
- Write-host " |_____| |_____| "
- Write-host " "
- Write-host "____________________________________________"
- start-sleep (10)
- exit
- }
- $result=get-random $restaurants.ToArray()
- Write-Host "For dinner tonight you are sending Randal to",$result
- $restaurants.Remove($result)
- approve
- }
- $restaurants= [System.Collections.ArrayList]("Yumiko's","Yumiko's","Yumiko's","Five Guys'","Ivar's","A Taco Truck","Jersey Mike's","QFC", "Coco Ramen & Curry Bar","Can Am Pizza","MOD Pizza","Pagliacci Pizza","Zeeks Pizza","International Food Corner at Crossroads","Burger King","some Thai place","Regent","QDoba","Chipotle","Katsu Burger","New Delhi Palace","Subway","Jimmy Johns","Pick Something New You Jackass")
- $global:count=1
- Write-Host "Rolling a 20 sided die to see who gets dinner dominance"
- start-sleep (1)
- $die = Get-Random -Minimum 1 -Maximum 20
- Write-Host "You rolled a $die if that is the highest no one else matters if not you dont matter."
- Dinner
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