SARCOPHAGUS

jajki: ((HERE I AM))
Tsaaq: ((Raunchy like a hurricane.))
Tsaaq: Thaddeus sat on the lawn chair, packing his bowl of weed and bringing his lighter over the spout while inhaling the smoke. He checked the time on his phone as he coughed, nobody else was at the lots tonight. That was always his favorite.
jajki: Ivy strolls up through the darkness after parking and stops just behind Thaddeus.  She places her hands on the back of his lawn chair and gives it a light yank, hoping to surprise him by taking him off balance for a moment.  “So are empty lots your favorite places to dope up?"
Tsaaq: He brought his bowl to his lips again, inhaling it before coughing once he saw Ivy. "Duh." He answered, clearing his throat. "Are empty lots your favorite place to annoy people trying to get high?" Thad asked her with a smirk.
jajki: Ivy moves around to stand in front of Thaddeus with her arms crossed underneath her chest and her hip cocked to the side.  Her expression is quite sassy.  She wears shorts which show off a few of the bruises from the other night.  “Excuse you?  I’m not annoying.  I’m fun."
Tsaaq: "Yeah..." Thaddeus chuckled. "You are pretty fun." His teeth sunk into his lower lip then went to chew on his lip piercings as he stared at her bruises. "Looks like I'm a little more fun though." He held out his bowl to her along with the lighter.
jajki: Ivy flips her hair and cocks her hips to the other side as she reaches out to take the bowl.  “I’m glad you realize it.  And I think an argument could be formed against you being more fun.”  With a small grin she lifts the bowl to her lips and holds the lighter over the spout while inhaling.
Tsaaq: He scrunched up his face at her. "Oh yeah, and argument would that be missy?" Thaddeus asked with a tilt of his head as he watched her. "Hurry up, it's my turn again." He made grabby hands at her.
jajki: She shakes her head as she inhales again, taking her sweet time before slowly extending the bowl back to him.  “Jeez impatient.”  She places her hand on her hip and lifts a shoulder lazily at him.  “The argument would be that my felatio was better than your cunnilingus."
Tsaaq: "Oh HELL fucking no. You are a liar!" He said loudly as he snatched the bowl and took an angry pull then blew the smoke in her face. "First of all, I will do that shit again if I have to. Second, I'd say we were about evenly matched." Thad argued.
jajki: Ivy flips her hair over her shoulder and breaths in the smoke deeply before waving a hand in front of her face to clear the cloud.  “I’m just being honest.  I was obviously better.  Besides.”  She tugs absently on the bottom of her sweater, revealing a bit of her shoulder.  “I wouldn’t want to make your poor little neck sore."
Tsaaq: Thaddeus looked genuinely angry and bit his lip again. "I will rip your fucking legs open and bury my tongue between your thighs." He said but it sounded more like a threat than something sensual.
jajki: Ivy raises a dark brow and takes a casual step forward while still tugging at her cardigan to pull it down lower.  “Was that supposed to sound sexy?"
Tsaaq: "No." He narrowed his eyes and took another hit. He pretended to hand the bowl to Ivy but attempted to snatch it away each time she reached for it. "Why? Are you getting all hot and wet down there whenever I'm pissed off?" He asked playfully, tugging at her cardigan.
jajki: Ivy narrows her eyes as well and takes another few steps forward as she tries in vain to take the bowl.  “First of all, you’re being a butt.  Second of all, that’s for me to know and you to find out."
Tsaaq: He started to laugh before actually giving her the bowl "I will find out. You already know I'm the best at finding out things." Thaddeus winked up at her.
jajki: Ivy smiles playfully as she takes the bowl.  As she holds the lighter over the spout and inhales she steps forward as if going for Thad’s lap but ends up taking a step back and turning away from him to walk with the bowl a few feet away.  “If you say sooooooo.”  She calls out from over her shoulder.
Tsaaq: "Oh my god." Thaddeus groaned, getting up from the chair like it was the hardest thing in the world. He stepped loudly towards her and pulled her into him by her waist. "I know so." Thad finally said as he went to reach for his bowl.
jajki: Ivy doesn’t really fight being pulled towards Thad but she attempts to hold the bowl out behind her and away from him.  “Okay, was getting up /really/ as difficult as you made it sound?”  She asks quietly.
Tsaaq: He rolled his eyes and grips her wrist tight. "Yes." He tried to answer with a stern face, trying to put the bowl betwixt his lips.
jajki: She stares up at him stubbornly before finally giving in and relaxing her hold on the bowl.  She even holds the lighter up for him.  “I’m sooooo sorry that getting up was so hard for you.”  She states slightly playfully.
Tsaaq: "Stop trying to get me mad before I fuck you up again." Thaddeus told her as he snatched the lighter and took a hit, blowing the smoke from the corner of his mouth. "I could just wrap my hands around your throat..." He whispered, smirking.
jajki: Ivy lowers her eyes and slowly rakes them up his body before cocking her head to the side and grinning up at him.  “Sorry but you’ll have to watch the bruising until my sister’s gone.  We can’t scare her away, now can we?"
Tsaaq: Thaddeus shook his head a moment as he slid his free hand from her waist over her breast and finally up to her neck. He stared at her a moment before letting go. "Fine." He said as if it pained him. "You're right."
jajki: “At least..”  She chirps after a moment and reaches out to grab his hand as he lets go.  “On the visible places.  I can go without crop tops for a week."
Tsaaq: He smirked brought his hand to shoulder. "Ohhhh. I see." Thaddeus muttered. "So I can leave marrkkksss, here?" He asked as he pulled her closer. "And I can bruise your esophagus... Nobody has to look in there." Thad wiggled his thick eyebrows.
jajki: Ivy just kind of goes with being pulled closer and raises her hands to Thad’s sides to dig her long nails lightly into him.  “Mhmm..”  She says through a small grin.  Her expression changes to be slightly annoyed at the second comment, though.  “Wait, my esophagus?  Anything else would’ve sounded sexier than esophagus."
Tsaaq: He groaned, throwing his head back. "Whaaaat? Esophagus, the medical term!" Thaddeus argued. "I'm going to make you shut your fucking mouth for a few hours." He grunted at her and grabbed her waist again. "You want it in the grass or on that gross couch over there?" Thaddeus whispered.
jajki: “Okay, well I watched the mummy today so all I can think of with that word are scarab beetles.  Don’t tell me it doesn’t sound Egyptian.”  She bites her lower lip and tightens her hold on his sides as she contemplates.  “I like these clothes sooooo….gross couch."
Tsaaq: "You're thinking of SARCOPHAGUS." He said as he lifted her a little so he could drag her over to the couch and toss her onto it. "I don't know why you're worried about clothes, you're not gonna be wearing them for long anyways." Thaddeus said as he hovered over her.
jajki: “I know what I’m thinking, i’m not an idiot.  But they sound similar.”  She smirks as she tugs off the cardigan and tosses it off to the side somewhere.  “Yeah, okay.  But I also don’t want grass stains on my ass."
Tsaaq: He sputtered his lips and took off her cami and shorts and stuff but his clothes were still on cause he was an asshole. "I didn't say you were an idiot." Thaddeus grunted. "And you could take a shower once you got home."
jajki: Ivy looks down at her matching lace bra and panties then back up to Thaddeus with slightly unamused but mostly horny expression.  “What, would you rather do it in the grass?"
Tsaaq: "This is fine." He gave her a thumbs up and probably went to town and stuff.