Apple wife (Cutesy Applefeels)

    >You're finally doing it
    >You have been in Equestria for almost 4 years and all of the shit that you have done will be nothing compared to tonight
    >Tonight's the night that you finally pop the question to that beautiful farm mare
    >You have been dating for a while and after one night, found out she saving herself for that special someone
    >And after tonight, that someone would be you
    >A posh accent break your train of thought
    >"I'm just so proud of you two", says a teary eyed unicorn
    >You were in the Carousel Boutique
    >You came here to get touched up before your date
    >Of course, Rarity figured something was up so she made you spill the beans
    >You kind of expected that to happen
    >What you didn't expect was her to move in a large piece of furniture so that she could faint on it
    "Is my tie on straight? "
    >"You look fabulous darling, she'd be a fool to say no"
    "Thanks Rarity, you're one of the best damn friends a guy could ask for"
    >The fashionista is putting a few more touches on your casual wear while you think of your plans
    >You had made plans to meet up at a restaurant for your date tonight
    >It wasn't McDonald's tier, but it also wasn't that fancy
    >Wouldn't want her to get suspicious, would you?
    >Rarity hovers a comb over your head and begins sorting out the mess on your head
    >She then moves a can of spray and douses it with a sticky cloud
    >"And there we go, a marvelous looking human if I do say so myself"
    >You thank her again and begin to head towards the door
    >As you turn the knob, she stops you
    >"It seems as though you're forgetting something, Anonymous "
    >You take out your bit purse, but she shakes her head
    >A ring floats towards you instead
    >"Can't have an engagement without the engagement ring, can we?"
    "You're a life saver...oh, also can you not tell your other friends about this just yet, I want to be there for when they hear the news"
    >"I'll be as quiet as a mouse"
    >You say your farewell and she wishes you luck
    >You exit and can't help but feel nervous

>You pace yourself towards the restaurant
>Along the way, you pull off several good deeds, like buying a colt a new ice cream cone after he dropped his or dropping some change in a homeless pony's jar of hope
>She goes to hug you but you push her away, who knows what peasant diseases she could have?
>The town is singing around you, as if they were somehow in on your proposal
>It ends with them carrying you to your destination via crowdsurfing
>And as quickly as it started, the ordeal is over
>God you love it here
>You go inside and are greeted with a wave from the pony that you came for
>"Y'all hungry er what?"
"Fuck yeah"
>The eatery in question was basically a pony version of a mexican restaurant, complete with mariachi band and everything
>The greeter sits you down and hands...er hooves you the menus
>You look for something that you could eat
>Flower tacos, barley burritos, and oat posole
>You decide to just stick with a burrito, sans the barley
>AJ goes ahead and orders hay enchiladas and a large churro
>The waitress takes your orders

30 minutes later
>"So then am like "Rarity, do ya have tah try and jump on every stallion ya see?"
>"Then from outta nowhere, we jus here Big Mac and his "Eeeyup"
>You two erupt in laughter
>When it dies down, you give a signal to seemingly no-one
>"Now what was that about, the-"
>You shush her
>A song comes on
http://youtu.be/mhasZx5__n8
>It was now or never
>You reach in your pocket
>Your heart begins to beat harder and harder as time slows
>Applejack's eyes widen as you pull out a gold ring, attached to a sterling silver chain
>Mounted on the ring is an emerald to die for
>It's brilliant luster matches the eyes of the pony in front of you
>You forget the script you were going to use and just go for the cliche
"Applejack, will you marry me?"
>Her eyes are gleaming with moisture as she just says "Well why the hay wouldn't Ah?"
>You kiss as patrons applaud
>Now come to think of it, her story wasn't really funny

>You are in your living room
"Then it was one of the biggest weddings in all of Equestria "
>You have the attention of a small colt and a small filly
>In your hands is a scrapbook that you are using for visuals
>The whole ordeal reminded you of some crappy sitcom
"And the wedding was conducted by none other than Princess Cadance herself"
>"Whoa, no way"
>You point to a picture of a beautiful pony in a gorgeous dress
"But the best part was seeing your mother on what was the happiest day of our lives. Now go to sleep, and tomorrow I'll tell you of the goofy things that I did with my army pals"
>The siblings let out a "Thanks Dad" in perfect unison, before shutting their eyes faking whiny sounds
>You close the book and head out
>As you shut the door to their room, you begin to think of your life up to this point
>The friends that you've made and lost, the crises that your wife and her friends put a stop to, the children that you adopted, and the house that you two built on a patch of land from Sweet Apple Acres
>Hard to believe that you have been on this planet for ten years
>you head to your room and climb into bed
>A familiar mare removes a ring from her neck and places it on a mahogany nightstand
>The red ribbon that contains her mane is off and so is a trademark hat, resulting in a unkempt, yet beautiful mess of blonde hair that contradicts with her amber coat
>As you gaze into her clover-colored eyes, she moves in for a kiss
>You exchange lips and then brush her fur
>She just finished showering, her mane still smells like strawberries
>"Ya put the foals to sleep yet?"
"Yep, or at least they're acting like it"
>Applejack shouts "If you buggers want tah live past 8 ya'll are going to sleep this instant"
>The whinnies are now much louder than before
>"Hard tah believe our anniversary is tamarrow, honey"
>"Yep, I even called the day in from work and a foal sitter for the kids, so you know what that means"

>"Darn right ah do, an we could start after ah finish cleaning the in the mornin. Better rest up, because yer gonna need it'"
"I love you AJ"
>"Ah love ya too"
>That night, you fall asleep in a loving embrace

>You wake to find an empty bed
>The sun will be up soon and it will be time to wake the twins for school. It'll be their first day since the family trip that you took
>In the meantime, you're glad that you brought lightbulbs to this hillbilly backwards-ass hillbilly town
>You begin heading down the sairs
>Your mind must have been elsewhere as you didn't notice the pony carrying the hot water that was to be used to clean the bathroom drain
>"Howdy there handso-"
>Oh no
>"AAAAAHHHHHHH"
>Applejack screams as you caused the bubbling pot of liquid to spill on her
>In the panic, she loses her footing causing her to plummet down the flight of stairs
>Your stomach churns with every sickening crunch
>You race down the stairs
>Your blood chills when you find the broken equine as your children soon join you, their eyes streaming with tears
>She's not breathing
>Your daughter cries
>"Wha-wha happened to mommy?"
" "
>You find it impossible to speak
>You just rush your children out of the door and tell them to go with their auntie Apple Bloom
>You spot Big Mac near one of the fields, he must be working early today
>Frantic for help, you have him get the paramedics
>When they arrive, you spot a few guards with them and they are not happy
>You only want to die now

>It's been two weeks since the accident and you are being taken to court
>Your wife , to your dismay, passed away in the hospital
>Why would this happen
>The doors open and instead of the standard one judge and six jurors, you only see the four alicorns
>This shit serious
>The white one is talking "Anonymous, you are being charged with murder, what do you have to say for yourself?"
"I love Applejack and would never dream of hurting her. It was an honest mistake, you have to believe me"
>Cadence:"And we have evidence to prove otherwise"
>Luna:"What thou hast done Anonymous is beyond measure, thou may have doomed all of Equestria or maybe even the world"
>Celestia:"Any more arguments before we make our verdict?"
"I--I-I couldn't see her"
>Celestia:"Now we will reach our verdict, Princess Luna, how do you find the defendant?"
>"GUILTY"
>"Princess Cadence, How do you find the defendant?"
>"Guilty"
>"Princess Twilight, How do you find the defendant?"
>Twilights eyes are watery, you could tell that this wasn't easy on her
>She shuts her eyes before angirly saying "Guilty"
>"Very well then, we the Princesses find you, Anonymous, guilty of murder and hereby sentence you to the second most severe penalty under Equestrian law, death"
>Your mind goes blank and you black out

>"Get up"
>You take a blow to the ribs
>You wince in pain
>A dark cloak is forced on your head
>Today is the day
>The day of your execution
>>Never in a million years could you imagine something like this
>The most precious thing in your life was gone and you were about to be killed for it
>It all feels surreal
>You begin to cry
>A hoof finds its way back to your ribs
>"Shut it"
>You step onto a platform and a rope is forced around your neck
>The hood is removed, the bright rays of the sun ambush your eyes as the once protective viel is removed
>Ponies are gathered around the gallows
>Princess Celestia takes a scroll and begins to speak
>"Anonymous, for your crimes against pony kind, you have been sentenced to death"
>Everything is spinning
>"You have not only committed murder, but you feel no remorse for your actions"
>Your heart begins to pound
>"That's why I take no displeasure for what I am about to do"
>Your knees feel weak
>"Do you have any last words
"I want you to tell my children that I love them and"
>Time begins to slow to a death crawl
>You faintly hear the mariachi song from that restaurant all of those years ago
>What were you going to say?
>Were you going to try and use this time to escape?
>No, they would definitely catch you
>Would you try and prove your innocence one last time?
>No everything up until now has fallen onto deaf ears
>You decide that if you were going out, you should at least own up to the one dire mistake that you made
>That you could honestly not see herbecause of how well she blended woth your zebra pattern wallpaper in your home or anywhere else for that matter
>That you wish to never have married her or married someone else instead, so that Apple Jack may still be alive
>That you lament how hard she was to spot without the bow and hat to give way her appearance
>"And?"
>You give one last breath as you utter your dying words
Why didn't I marry someone with a personality instead of a shit-tier background pony 0/10. SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE S-"
>The trapdoor beneath you opens and your neck snaps as it is unable to take the sudden impact of your full weight

>Why couldn't it had been Fluttershy
>At least you would have noticed her
http://i.imgur.com/mDiqyII.jpg
>yfw