Are Ya Winning, Son? (International Edition)

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Are Ya Winning, Son? (INTERNATIONAL EDITION)

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Yeah... well, I'd better get off the phone and check on my kiddo, see what he's up to.

You're right, he didn't turn out to be much of a man's man, but yeah, he's doing alright at whatever he is now. I just nod and smile, whatever makes 'em happy, y'know?

Alright, pass on me best to your wife, talk soon!

Now, let's go see what the fruit of my loins is up to.

<knock knock>

Hey bud, just wanted to check what you're doin'!

<door opening>

Are ya winning, son?

Ah, hosting one of those camshows again! Nice to see you're keepin busy. Catching that late night crowd, huh?

Wow! Got a few dozen in the room! Not bad for a Tuesday evening!

So how are you going with it so far? I bet that new Hooties uniform is getting you plenty of tips?

Doesn't look very warm, so it must be, huh?

Only 200 tokens so far? Out of a 1500 target to get your dildo show started? Don't worry, you'll get there! Wait-

Is that AngelRaven72!? Hey! You double-dipping dirty bird!

How are you gonna have the energy for our private cam-to-cam session tomorrow if my son drives you to rub that pretty little love button right off tonight?

Got a man all lined up AND his son. Daaaamn woman, you're living the dream!

Now, all you tightasses better start tipping my hardworking boy-

Freezing his goddamn nips off in his tight little hooters thingy- look at how squeezy those cheeks in his orange shorts are!

Stand up and show'em, son!

C'mon, turn around, bright eyes! Show them what they're missing!

Look at that tight, tempting ass! If you want it, you know what to do!

What- what are they writing?

Me? You filthy bastards wanna see ***ME*** work my magic? Not a damn chance, you perverts!

Well… This is my son's show, it wouldn't be right for me to step all over his toes…

[...]

Did someone just tip for the *mention* of…. Toes!?

[...]

And again!? Quick, get some contortion going, boy! Do your yoga thing and give those toes a wiggle for the camera!

Proud of you, son! See how flexible he is!? Could probably suck himself off, the little pretzel!

Well, look at that. Our toe friend must have come and now he's gone. Nearly a hundred in the room now though, good job! I'll let you get back to your adoring audience-

They'll tip HOW MUCH to show my hairy gut!?

Listen here, it's *NOT* squishy! It's a hard six-pack, just protected by a natural insulating bulletproof layer is all!

Oh yeah? Lemme prove it-

[Grunt for shirt removal]

You like that, huh? My rippling fur doing it for ya?

My thickly forested chest… the hair tapering down to this rug on my gut?

W…

Well its none of your fucking business what kind of underwear I've got on, ya pervs!

N...no you can't-

Uh… m...maybe for that many tokens you *can* have a cheeky little look, hold on…

[Grunt again]

There we go! What do you think, trendsetters? Is purple my colour or what!?

Bet you weren't expecting that, were you? What if I thrust at the camera like this? Yeah, you wish I was grinding into you like this….

Yeah, tell us all about how you're stroking yourself, Banana Cranker X. I bet you wish you could blow that slick load all down my hairy back, huh?

Yeah, let that head glisten as you imagine it being rubbed between these-

[Another old man effort grunt]

-magnificent thighs, as you stare into my eyes… Tell me, dude, do you sound like a lady when you moan?

I bet if I squeezed your balls real tight while you were grinding these firm, strong legs you'd sing real high like Stephen Tyler and blow all over my bedsheets, wouldn't you? "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude sounds like a laaaaaaaady"- and then... Fucken Splat!

Yeah, you'd better tip for that! And not the fucken "Karen manually entering a 55c override on the pad" kind of tip either-

That's it! That's the good stuff! Look, son! You're up to a thousand tokens!

Hey, listen, all of you. I'm gonna give you the benefit of a hypnotic belly dance and if we get another 500 tokens… I'll stroke this long, meaty dick with you all!

And after that, my son'll finally use those ten inches of terror on himself, and you can all enjoy watching it bulge up in his tight little tummy!

Now is that good value or what!?

Alright, lemme just stretch a bit…

Ah yeah! That's it! Oh, god, I haven't used some of these muscles in years!

Who needs rhythm when you've got all the bass!? Watch my rippling gut sway and the little swooshy movements of the hairs as my hips gyrate like this!

I bet you all wanna cum in this bellybutton and lap it up like a jello cup without a spoon, don't you? Tongue your way into it, explore the ripples, the depth and taste your own salty sweetness as my mature, fuzzy gut rug scratches against your cheeks?

Yeah, I know you all crave this belly and these hips. I know none of you can decide where to look- what you'd grab- where you'd bite or lick or rub or scratch me up!

You wanna see me from behind, too, huh? Alright, you damn pervs-

Look at this fat, thick, juicy ass! Mouthwatering, Prime, dry-aged rump, this is! You don't even know how good the marbling is-

Every tender, stretch-mark sealed mouthful of this juicy hunk of meat… you wish this was squatting over your cocks, don't you?

And ladies, don't be shy, I know you'd all be lining up to have this shake and bounce in the air while I was fucking into you too!

Or maybe… if it was you, fucking me?

If you were, it would probably be safest if I wasn't on top, you'd be squished completely flat bythe time I pulled myself off you!

Holy shit, look at that, son! Nearly 2000 tokens! We did it!

Well, you did it, I just… sorta… helped

So you all actually want to watch me stroke it?

I… guess I can do that?

How about we make it fun and have a countdown?

I'll race you to cum first! And you'd better be quick, I never had to eat a soggy cracker in my life, although it came close once or twice!

<countdown interspersed with grunts and moans and growls>

Ready? I bet we can get there in 20.

So uhhh… 20… mmm it makes me real horny knowing you're all stroking with me... flicking your beans with me- curling your toes-

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Hahahaha! Welcome back toe guy, and thanks for those extra tokens!

19… How many of you are watching my arm flex as I stroke? This rippling mass of iron working my meat?

18… Holy shit, I'm gonna need a beer after this! Breaking a sweat already!

17, and now my cock's starting to get all shiny and eager, look at it glisten and drip for you all!

16… Oh fuck- I really hope I remembered to leave a couple of cans in the fridge

15… ohhhhhhh- yeah, fffffffffffff

Fffffffourteen- my goddamn legs are starting to shake-

Thirteen- unlucky sometimes, but lucky right now for all of you  to get to see this-

Twelve…. Eleven…. Ten…. Oh fuck, here comes the home stretch, are you all ready?

Nine…

Eight…

Oh fuck oh fuck-

Seven….

Six! Oh fuck i'm so close, I'm gonna c-

Five- cum all over these purple undies-

Four- I can't see straight- oh fuck, I think I can see extra colours-

Three! Ah! Ah fuck! Oh fffffffff

Two- you'd better- you'd better

One!!!!! Cum with me- cum with me- cum wi-

OH FFFFFFFFUCK!

<Heavy, very out of shape breathing and a flop to the ground>

Y… yeah kiddo, I'm-

I'm ok, just…

Just give your pop a…

A minute… Down here...

Holy shit-

I'll… I'll give the camera-

A thumbs-up, from down here on the floor

So you know I'm alright-

Can you see it? Is it in shot?

Good. Good stuff.

Phew…

Alright, I'm gettin' up!

<laboured groans>

Vertical again! Phew!

Well, it was good fun spending time with you and your friends, son, but now I'll letyou get back to it.

I'm late for my appointment! I planned to drink half a beer on the couch and immediately black out in front of the tv.

Just need to decide which A&E show - probably one of those really early episodes of American Pickers, before that Danielle gets all her leopard spot tattoos.

Anyways, I'm gonna go downstairs, I'll see you at dinner! And remember, have a good lube up before you stick that thing in there or you'll... throw a piston through your block!