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  1. <DragonMind> ~~~DUNGEON RUN START~~~
  2. <DragonMind> You all get teleported in front of a huge building.
  3. <DragonMind> For whatever reason, it seems like it could reach out to the moon.
  4. <Green_Enrics> (New Note: DEspite earlier derps, I've come to the conclusion that Green isn't a drunk like Red...despite the fact that she was in earlier sessions.)
  5. <DragonMind> (Fascinating)
  6. <Ares> Wooooaaaah, that buildin' is taaaaalllll! ... it wasn't built by that flirty dude from earlier out of depression, was it?
  7. <DragonMind> You all enter the building, and a big screen appears with a message.
  8. <Green_Enrics> Hmm
  9. * Ares is pushed in by an unknown force.
  10. <Green_Enrics> Wha?!
  11. <DragonMind> The message reads "Welcome to the Dungeon of Dungeon, where there are many floors to test your abilities or something!"
  12. * Harvey is also pushed by the 4th wall into a building
  13. <Ares> Dungeon of Dungeon? Yep, deeeefinitely depression flirty guy.
  14. * Green_Enrics reads the sign.
  15. <Green_Enrics> Huh
  16. <Green_Enrics> How subtle
  17. <Ares> So, chick...
  18. * Ares pointin' at Green.
  19. <Green_Enrics> Wha?
  20. <DragonMind> "The floor you all are currently in is Floor 0-A"
  21. <Ares> Whaddya make of this? Think some guy was bored one day and just built this when drunk?
  22. <Green_Enrics> I wouldn't really say drunk, if I had to guess
  23. <DragonMind> "Each floor in this building is a dungeon of its own, this floor is only an introduction."
  24. <Harvey> I don't know, but this is definetly awkward
  25. <Ares> Ooh, I know! It was a weak furry that got skinned by a depressed guy-
  26. <Ares> HARVEY - http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/
  27. <Green_Enrics> (DAMMIT WIND)
  28. <DragonMind> The screen fades away and the closed door ahead of you opens.
  29. <Ares> (I CAN'T HELP IT, IT'S AN AUTOMATIC REACTION. ANYTIME I SEE THAT WORD SPELLED WRONG, I MUST LINK IT! FOR THE HUMANITY OF DEMONS!)
  30. <Harvey> You mean that Dingo who turned up recently?
  31. <Ares> A whaaaa?
  32. <Ares> Shut up and enter the door, you furry!
  33. <Harvey> Alright alright
  34. <Ares> Teeheehee!
  35. * Harvey enters the door
  36. <Ares> Chick, you should totes cover me.
  37. * Ares follows Harvey, both swords drawn.
  38. <DragonMind> You all enter an empty room with pots. Why are there pots? Who knows, maybe the guy who designed this was drunk or something.
  39. * Green_Enrics enters the dungeon as the dungeon music that'd fit a Fireblast dungeon plays. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfwZTCnC5HQ
  40. <DragonMind> Up ahead is another door with a strange symbol embedded on it.
  41. <Ares> ... furry, be useful and slam your head against that door! In the meantime.... heheheheh!
  42. * Ares saunters up towards the pots with a mischevious smile.
  43. * Ares proceeds to Cross Slash the pots!
  44. <DragonMind> You could break the pots and possibly get something, or you can go to the next room. Whatever floats your boat.
  45. * Green_Enrics looks about
  46. <Ares> $28d10
  47. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 5, 6, 1, 8, 8, 9, 1, 10, 2, 2, 1, 3, 6, 7, 5, 9, 8, 6, 7, 3, 3, 10, 1, 4, 10 and 2. Total: 148. Successes: 20.
  48. <Ares> (holy courage bonuses, batman)
  49. * Harvey examines the pots
  50. * Ares breaks the pots?
  51. <Green_Enrics> (So Green is either underleveled, or a Power Glass Cannon.)
  52. <Green_Enrics> (OR both)
  53. <Green_Enrics> (THen again)
  54. <Green_Enrics> (Ares seems to outclass her.)
  55. <DragonMind> A few rupees pop out of the pots you break. The total amount of rupees equals to 200. Feel free to leave them there or take them.
  56. <Ares> (meh, I'm level 9, got super high courage and wisdom...... some hearts and magic, and nothing else)
  57. <Green_Enrics> (Oh, so Ares is even MORE of a glass cannon?)
  58. <Ares> (2 Power. That's it.)
  59. <Green_Enrics> (lol)
  60. <DragonMind> On the other hand, Harvey attempts to examine the other pots.
  61. <Ares> (Literally 2 power.)
  62. * Harvey splits the rupees between Green_Enrics, himself and Ares, giving Ares 80 Rupees and 60 to him and Green each
  63. <DragonMind> (She is going to have fun with the boss)
  64. <Ares> *Ares' eyes suddenly glitter and sparkle as she stares in astonishment at the rupees, her tongue hanging out and almost drooling.*
  65. * Green_Enrics declines
  66. <Ares> HEY!
  67. <Harvey> Yes?
  68. <Ares> .... shiny.
  69. <Ares> ^_^
  70. <DragonMind> Green_Enrics declines your offer, it seems like she doesn't have a greedy side to her, or does she?
  71. * Harvey splits the rupees Green declined, with 40 going to Ares and 20 to himself
  72. <Ares> (greedy for beeeeer)
  73. <Green_Enrics> (no)
  74. <DragonMind> There doesn't seem to be anything else to the room you are currently in.
  75. <Ares> Smash the other pots! More shinies!
  76. <Green_Enrics> Smash pots, Get rupees
  77. <Green_Enrics> Touch fuzzy, Get dizzy
  78. * Harvey kicks Green_Enrics out the window
  79. <DragonMind> The door suddenly opens as if someone has opened it.
  80. * Harvey has kicked Green_Enrics from #zurpg (You were kicked out the window and landed on a Heart! Lucky you!)
  81. * Green_Enrics has full health.
  82. * Ares ignores the opening of the door and proceeds to smash the rest of the pots... with another Cross Slash.
  83. <Ares> $28d10
  84. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 9, 3, 9, 8, 6, 5, 5, 9, 2, 10, 2, 8, 8, 10, 8, 10, 10, 9, 10, 2, 8, 8, 6, 9, 3 and 3. Total: 195. Successes: 27.
  85. <Green_Enrics> DAmn it
  86. <DragonMind> You break the other set of pots and some fairies pop up. If you have an empty bottle, you can scoop 'em up for later.
  87. <Ares> Faaaaaaariiiiiiiies!
  88. <DragonMind> Additionally, only 50 rupees dropped.
  89. <Ares> (uhh, define "some")
  90. <DragonMind> There are three fairies that are currently out of the pot.
  91. <Ares> (crap, is there another pot left?)
  92. <DragonMind> There is one more pot in the corner of the room.
  93. <Ares> Uhh, uhhh uhhh........ need a bottle....
  94. * Harvey turns his Whispy Souls into an Endowed Fire Scroll and a Heart Container, freeing up his bottle.
  95. * Ares looks around and sees that pot.
  96. <Ares> Ah hah!
  97. <Green_Enrics> Calm yourself
  98. * Ares goes to grab the pot and tries to pick it up. (Do I need to roll Power to pick it up?)
  99. <Green_Enrics> (If you do, then that 2 power screwed you over.)
  100. <DragonMind> (Roll power against...)
  101. <DragonMind> $3d10
  102. <Tatl> DragonMind: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9 and 2. Total: 18. Successes: 2.
  103. <Ares> $2d10
  104. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7 and 4. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
  105. <Green_Enrics> (HJA)egwrhu
  106. * Harvey scoops up a fairy
  107. <Green_Enrics> (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
  108. <Ares> Grrrrrr....... GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
  109. <DragonMind> You attempt to lift the pot, but the pot seems unamused by your lack of power.
  110. * Ares tries and tries with all her might to pick up a pot..... and lifts it? Curse you pot!
  111. * Green_Enrics picks up the pot instead.
  112. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  113. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 5, 5, 1, 4, 7, 10, 4, 3, 4, 5, 3, 9, 9, 4, 8, 6, 2, 8, 5, 5, 7 and 1. Total: 119. Successes: 14.
  114. <Ares> He-he-hey, m-my pot!
  115. * Green_Enrics picks it up effortlessly
  116. * Ares attempts to dodge Green's pick up.
  117. <Green_Enrics> (WAT)
  118. <Ares> (seeing as I'm carrying it)
  119. <Green_Enrics> (WAAAAAAAAAAAAT)
  120. <Ares> (uhh, do I roll Courage to dodge this or Power?
  121. <DragonMind> (I don't know, why not try to power it through?)
  122. <Green_Enrics> (rofl)
  123. <Ares> $2d10
  124. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10 and 6. Total: 16. Successes: 3.
  125. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  126. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 2, 6, 4, 9, 5, 2, 5, 8, 5, 7, 3, 8, 3, 5, 10, 8, 5, 3, 8, 8, 8 and 6. Total: 139. Successes: 18.
  127. * Green_Enrics picks up the pot and Ares.
  128. * Ares tries to hang onto the pot...... but her drug addiction is not strong enough.
  129. <Ares> Grrrrrrr, p-put me d-down! I need this pot to b-bottle a f-fairy, cause I don't have a GRRRRRR bottle!
  130. <DragonMind> The put suddenly moves
  131. <Green_Enrics> Let go of the pot then.
  132. <Green_Enrics> (THE WHAT)
  133. <Ares> No!
  134. <Green_Enrics> (AHAAHAHAHAHAHAA)
  135. <Green_Enrics> I was just going to break it for you.
  136. <Ares> No! No no no NO! I NEED IT
  137. <DragonMind> A Dark Fairy comes out of the pot. Uh oh, looks like this is a bad time for something.
  138. * Green_Enrics puts both the pot and ares down.
  139. <Ares> MEEP!
  140. <Harvey> Ah!
  141. * Green_Enrics steps back, all grumpy, ignoring the Dark Fairy.
  142. * Harvey arms his axe, ready for combat
  143. * X_X is now known as Dark_Fairy
  144. <DragonMind> *Roll initi- Bah screw it, just roll $init #d#*
  145. <Green_Enrics> $init 1d10
  146. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  147. * Ares turns estatic about the now-empty pot, also ignoring the Dark Fairy.
  148. <Harvey> $init 1d10
  149. <Tatl> Harvey: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  150. * Green_Enrics has that two because she's ignoring the Dark Fairy.
  151. <Ares> Wait, why is everyone trying to kill things, it's just a pot-
  152. * Ares sees the Dark Fairy.
  153. <Harvey> (Enemy stats?)
  154. <Ares> $init 1d10
  155. <Tatl> Ares: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  156. <Dark_Fairy> $init 1d10
  157. <Tatl> Dark_Fairy: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
  158. <Green_Enrics> (Guys, if we were fighting the pot.)
  159. <DragonMind> (Coming up)
  160. <Ares> (oh my god)
  161. <Ares> (no, the pot had better not become an enemy)
  162. <Ares> (if it does, I'm commiting seppuku on the spot)
  163. * XoX is now known as Pot
  164. <Green_Enrics> (WindStrike, remember, though)
  165. <Green_Enrics> (It's the Dungeon of Dungeons.)
  166. <Green_Enrics> (Freaky shit happens)
  167. <Ares> (....... if that thing rolls for initiative......)
  168. <Green_Enrics> (DO EEEEEEEEEET)
  169. <Pot> $init 1d10
  170. <Tatl> Pot: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
  171. <Ares> ........
  172. <Green_Enrics> (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
  173. * Harvey kicks Pot out the window
  174. <Green_Enrics> (1)
  175. * Ares looks at the Pot, wondering what it is and what it's doing.
  176. <DragonMind> $init s
  177. <Tatl> The battle has begun!
  178. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Dark_Fairy (4), Harvey (3), Ares (2), Green_Enrics (2) and Pot (1).
  179. * Harvey has kicked Pot from #zurpg (You were kicked out the window and landed in the Hakurei Shrine! Be sure to leave a donation!)
  180. * Pot (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-178-8.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
  181. * ChanServ gives voice to Pot
  182. <Green_Enrics> (You have been kicks out of the window and landed on a stoner! You were then smoked.)
  183. <Ares> (hah!)
  184. <DragonMind> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-489-post-1028.html#pid1028 Enemies
  185. <Ares> (woops, when doing the edit, I forgot it had to be finished off by a light attack for that item drop...... let's just assume if it uses Sacrifice, it drops the Fairy item drop)
  186. * Dark_Fairy looks around to room looking for something to do
  187. * Green_Enrics notices the pot twitch, without noticing the fairy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg27aCIFPkY
  188. <Green_Enrics> WHA?!
  189. <Ares> Umm, is that a smoked out Fairy with its pet Pot?
  190. * Dark_Fairy can't really do much, it's the only enemy in front of a bunch of hooloodoos.
  191. <Dark_Fairy> $endturn
  192. <Tatl> Dark_Fairy has ended their turn.
  193. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Dark_Fairy (4), Harvey (3), Ares (2), Green_Enrics (2) and Pot (1).
  194. <Green_Enrics> (Guys)
  195. <Ares> (oh god, you should've have it use Sacrifice to super empower the pot, lulz)
  196. <Green_Enrics> (It's the pot of doom.)
  197. <Green_Enrics> (THat's why Ares couldn't grab it.)
  198. <DragonMind> (That would be too silly to Sacrifice to a Pot)
  199. <Green_Enrics> (CONGRATS, YOUR POT EVOLVED INTO A SUPAH POT.)
  200. <Green_Enrics> (The pot then grew arms and legs)
  201. <Harvey> (Okay, if you use Boost and both of your high stats are even, do you get to choose which stat to increase or do both stats increase?)
  202. <Ares> (choose)
  203. <Green_Enrics> (But DragonMind.)
  204. <Green_Enrics> (It's the Dungeon of Dungeons.)
  205. <Green_Enrics> (Isn't it?)
  206. <DragonMind> (Dungeon of Dungeon actually)
  207. <DragonMind> (But yes)
  208. <Harvey> Okay, time to die you rotten Fairy!
  209. <Green_Enrics> Harvey!
  210. * Harvey swings his axe at Dark_Fairy (Roll Power!)
  211. <Green_Enrics> The pot's a bigger threat.
  212. <Green_Enrics> It keeps twitching
  213. <Dark_Fairy> $9d10
  214. <Tatl> Dark_Fairy: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 10, 6, 10, 4, 8, 7 and 6. Total: 68. Successes: 11.
  215. <Ares> ("It keeps twitching"... it's streaming)
  216. <Harvey> $20d10
  217. <Tatl> Harvey: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 10, 1, 9, 9, 2, 10, 5, 6, 8, 1, 7, 1, 4, 1, 10, 9, 7 and 6. Total: 112. Successes: 15.
  218. <Green_Enrics> (Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop)
  219. <Harvey> +3 successes
  220. <Harvey> 18-11+2 = 9 damage - Defense
  221. <Ares> (I thought boost is a dice increase, where's the +3 successes coming from?
  222. <Harvey> (Light 3)
  223. <Ares> (... your Axe has light?
  224. <Harvey> Atomic Edge Bonus:
  225. <Harvey> Requires Light (Level: 2)
  226. <Harvey> The edge of your blade is intensified even more, giving your weapon Light affinity and allowing you to slice through a target at the atomic level.
  227. <Harvey> When you successfully hit someone with this weapon, you can opt to nullify the damage.
  228. <Harvey> At the end of your turn two rounds later, the target takes damage equal to half of his Current Hearts.
  229. <Harvey> Atomic Edge cannot affect the same person twice.
  230. <Ares> (ahh)
  231. * Pot spends all of that nine damage as Magic to keep it alive
  232. <Ares> woah
  233. <Ares> wooooaaaaaah
  234. <Green_Enrics> See?!
  235. <Ares> Duuuuuude, that Pot is DANGEROUS!
  236. <Harvey> (Wrong shell)
  237. * DragonMind breaks the pot
  238. <Green_Enrics> (rofl)
  239. <Pot> $removeme
  240. <Tatl> Pot has removed theirself from battle.
  241. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Dark_Fairy (4), Harvey (3), Ares (2) and Green_Enrics (2).
  242. <Green_Enrics> (Awwwww)
  243. <Harvey> $endturn
  244. <Tatl> Harvey has ended their turn.
  245. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Dark_Fairy (4), Harvey (3), Ares (2) and Green_Enrics (2).
  246. -Tatl- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
  247. * Dark_Fairy spends all of that damage as magic
  248. <Ares> NOOOOOO! POT! I NEED THAT POT SO I CAN POT UP THE FAIRY!
  249. <Green_Enrics> (I wanted to see a dangerous pot in action.)
  250. <Ares> GRRRR!
  251. <Green_Enrics> (ARes)
  252. <Dark_Fairy> ?h, 11m
  253. * Ares looks at Dark_Fairy, enraged.
  254. <Green_Enrics> (The pot grew wings and flew away.)
  255. <Ares> (It turned into a blue shell and hit first place. Poor Mario and his pot abuse.)
  256. * Dark_Fairy stares at Ares
  257. * Ares equips her Sword Ring.
  258. <Ares> Why you....
  259. * Ares charges at Dark_Fairy with one of her blades, stabbing at thee! (Roll Courage)
  260. <Ares> $28d10
  261. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 2, 4, 7, 1, 2, 5, 10, 10, 10, 8, 1, 7, 3, 3, 7, 3, 4, 4, 7, 2, 9, 6, 8, 3, 5 and 4. Total: 148. Successes: 17.
  262. <Dark_Fairy> $7d10
  263. <Tatl> Dark_Fairy: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 10, 10, 7, 5 and 10. Total: 56. Successes: 10.
  264. <Ares> $1d5
  265. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  266. * Ares stabs the Dark_Fairy with her sword, piercing deep with her blade, dealing 17 - 10 = 7 damage + siphoning 2 hearts - defense
  267. * Pot is now known as X_X
  268. * Dark_Fairy spends the seven damage as magic, but also loses two hearts in the process
  269. <Dark_Fairy> 8h, 4m
  270. * Ares is consumed in a blooooooood rage, after losing her pot.
  271. <Ares> 10h, 8m | Addicted to pot, in blood rage after loss of said pot
  272. <Ares> $endturn
  273. <Tatl> Ares has ended their turn.
  274. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Dark_Fairy (4), Harvey (3), Ares (2) and Green_Enrics (2).
  275. * Green_Enrics finally notices the Dark Fairy's existence.
  276. <Green_Enrics> Alright, you're going down!
  277. * Green_Enrics claws at the Dark Fairy. (Roll Power)
  278. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  279. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 4, 3, 6, 2, 6, 3, 3, 8, 6, 10, 9, 5, 5, 4, 5, 2, 7, 5, 8, 4, 7 and 7. Total: 131. Successes: 17.
  280. <Dark_Fairy> $9d10
  281. <Tatl> Dark_Fairy: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 2, 7, 1, 10, 9, 7 and 10. Total: 55. Successes: 8.
  282. <Green_Enrics> (The claws let me attack twice.)
  283. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  284. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 10, 6, 5, 4, 3, 4, 5, 5, 8, 10, 5, 4, 6, 8, 5, 1, 1, 4, 7, 2, 8 and 7. Total: 123. Successes: 16.
  285. <Dark_Fairy> $9d10
  286. <Tatl> Dark_Fairy: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 6, 6, 1, 10, 2, 9 and 8. Total: 46. Successes: 6.
  287. * Dark_Fairy dies in a horrible death, surely, the light was never there to begin with.
  288. <Green_Enrics> 16+17-8-6 = 19 damage + 3 stacks of Bleed damage.
  289. <Dark_Fairy> $removeme
  290. <Tatl> Dark_Fairy has removed theirself from battle.
  291. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Harvey (3), Ares (2) and Green_Enrics (2).
  292. * Dark_Fairy is now known as Dead_Fairy_Corpse
  293. <Ares> Woot, chicks for the win!
  294. <Ares> Furries are laaaame.
  295. <DragonMind> $init r
  296. <Tatl> DragonMind: The bot has been reset.
  297. <Green_Enrics> ( http://prntscr.com/2wskvi Best effect ever.)
  298. * Ares sticks her tongue out at Harvey.
  299. <Ares> Nyyyyah!
  300. <DragonMind> +13 EXP
  301. <DragonMind> +13d8 ruples
  302. * Harvey levels up!
  303. <Ares> $13d8
  304. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 13 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 6, 8, 4, 6, 4, 6, 1, 8, 4, 8 and 4. Total: 68.
  305. <Ares> (oh yeah, forgot to explain item drops to you)
  306. <Harvey> $13d8
  307. <Tatl> Harvey: You rolled 13 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 3, 2, 2, 3, 7, 6, 2, 2, 2, 8 and 4. Total: 52.
  308. * Green_Enrics levels up
  309. <DragonMind> (D'oh, now I have to do a conversion for the other enemies)
  310. <DragonMind> (Oh well, I will keep them at Level 13)
  311. <Green_Enrics> $13d10
  312. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 9, 6, 8, 6, 8, 10, 9, 10, 8, 2 and 4. Total: 87. Successes: 12.
  313. <Ares> (lol, you don't need to update all the enemies continuously)
  314. <Green_Enrics> Er
  315. <Green_Enrics> $13d8
  316. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 13 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 2, 2, 3, 8, 7, 6, 6, 2, 8, 7 and 5. Total: 61.
  317. <Ares> (anyhow, end of every battle, roll $#d2, where # = total number of enemies)
  318. <Green_Enrics> $calc 61+987
  319. <DragonMind> $1d2
  320. <Tatl> DragonMind: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
  321. <Ares> (and then the corresponding numbers from this page - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-10-post-19.html#pid19 = items dropped)
  322. <DragonMind> A Magic Jar drops
  323. <Ares> Mine!
  324. <DragonMind> Though, it didn't seem to be dropped, it looks like it was spawned right out of the Dead_Fairy_Corpse
  325. * Ares swoops in to pick it up. Rollin' Courage for speed, anyone else wants it... you'll have to beat me in a speed contest!
  326. <Ares> $26d10
  327. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 1, 6, 1, 8, 9, 6, 4, 4, 7, 4, 3, 7, 8, 4, 4, 4, 2, 4, 9, 10, 3, 10, 1 and 2. Total: 138. Successes: 15.
  328. <Ares> UFWAUGREAKGRULAEG
  329. <Harvey> (Lol nope)
  330. <DragonMind> You attempt to snatch the Magic Jar
  331. * Dead_Fairy_Corpse is now known as Magic_Jar
  332. <Ares> (oh no)
  333. <Magic_Jar> $15d10
  334. <Tatl> Magic_Jar: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 5, 7, 8, 4, 5, 3, 9, 6, 6, 2, 8, 10 and 2. Total: 85. Successes: 11.
  335. * Magic_Jar gets snatched by Ares
  336. <Ares> Hah! Yer mine now!
  337. <Magic_Jar> ;_;
  338. <Ares> Rawr! Ga-pow!
  339. * Magic_Jar is now known as XoX
  340. <DragonMind> The door that opened before the battle occurred is still open. Proceed?
  341. * Harvey proceeds carefully, his axe still drawn
  342. <DragonMind> (Brb)
  343. <Ares> Furries first, chicks last!
  344. * Ares follows behind Harvey.
  345. * Green_Enrics follows behind both of them, inspecting the area.
  346. <Ares> So, uhh.. who're you guys again?
  347. <DragonMind> You all enter the next corridor, but... It's pitch black.
  348. <Ares> (you know, I was considering buying a magic candle, but then I never did)
  349. <Green_Enrics> I used to be a General for some overlord jackass.
  350. * Harvey breaks out his Magic Candle and lights the room up
  351. <Harvey> 19m
  352. <Ares> Cool! And furry, what'd YOU used to be?
  353. * Ares seems to have ignored Harvey's candle lighting up the room.
  354. <Harvey> I've always been a shopkeeper.
  355. <DragonMind> You light the room up and there appears three creatures. Two of them seem the same, but the other one is pure black with purple eyes.
  356. <Harvey> I just go out adventuring to increase my battle skills.
  357. <Ares> Laaaame. See, this is why ladies are cooler. They kill stuff! But furries? Just laaaaaame.
  358. * Ares stops moving and looks at the creatures.
  359. <DragonMind> The other two creatures are weird lasagna pancakes.
  360. <Ares> (ahhhhhhh crap)
  361. <Harvey> Like-likes!
  362. * Harvey grabs his shield
  363. * XoX is now known as Enderman
  364. * X_X is now known as RupeeLike1
  365. * Harvey equips his hammer
  366. * DeadMeat is now known as RupeeLike2
  367. <Ares> Uhhh, what're these things?
  368. <Ares> Are they weak like my dead parents? Or even worse, weak like my big sis?
  369. <DragonMind> *ROLL INIT*
  370. <Harvey> They are Endermen
  371. <Harvey> $init 1d9
  372. <Tatl> Harvey: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  373. <Green_Enrics> %init1d10
  374. <Green_Enrics> %init 1d10
  375. <Enderman> $init 1d10
  376. <Tatl> Enderman: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
  377. <Green_Enrics> $init 1d10
  378. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  379. <RupeeLike1> $init 1d10
  380. <Tatl> RupeeLike1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
  381. <Ares> $init 1d10
  382. <Tatl> Ares: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  383. <RupeeLike2> $init 1d10
  384. <Tatl> RupeeLike2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  385. * Ares trips on a rock and fumbles in her attempt to go fast.
  386. <DragonMind> $init s
  387. <Tatl> The battle has begun!
  388. <Tatl> ROUND 1: RupeeLike2 (9), Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7), Enderman (6), RupeeLike1 (5) and Ares (3).
  389. * RupeeLike2 attempts to suck up Ares (Roll Power)
  390. <RupeeLike2> $19d10
  391. <Tatl> RupeeLike2: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 1, 2, 6, 8, 8, 1, 2, 9, 8, 6, 5, 7, 7, 9, 1, 9 and 9. Total: 106. Successes: 13.
  392. <RupeeLike2> +1 damage
  393. <Ares> EEK!
  394. <Ares> $2d10
  395. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10 and 5. Total: 15. Successes: 3.
  396. <RupeeLike2> 13 -3 = 10 + 1 = 11 damage - damage reduction
  397. <Ares> (holy crap, I think I live this)
  398. <Ares> 11 - 2 = 9 damage
  399. * RupeeLike2 steals 90 rupees from Ares
  400. * Ares is spit back out, bleeding after being scraped up by rupee shreddin' lasagna.
  401. <Ares> Eek!
  402. <RupeeLike2> $endturn
  403. <Tatl> RupeeLike2 has ended their turn.
  404. <Tatl> ROUND 1: RupeeLike2 (9), Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7), Enderman (6), RupeeLike1 (5) and Ares (3).
  405. * Ares stumbles backwards, shaking, now that she's near death.
  406. * Harvey casts Spiral Light on Rupeelike1 (Roll Wisdom!)
  407. <Harvey> $19d10
  408. <Tatl> Harvey: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 5, 10, 7, 6, 1, 9, 10, 1, 4, 10, 10, 6, 6, 5, 10, 6 and 10. Total: 126. Successes: 21.
  409. <RupeeLike1> $10d10
  410. <Tatl> RupeeLike1: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 1, 5, 7, 7, 10, 3, 10 and 5. Total: 61. Successes: 10.
  411. <Harvey> (1st Roll)
  412. <Harvey> $19d10
  413. <Tatl> Harvey: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 3, 2, 1, 7, 8, 6, 10, 2, 6, 2, 7, 10, 9, 5, 7, 2 and 5. Total: 101. Successes: 14.
  414. <RupeeLike1> $10d10
  415. <Tatl> RupeeLike1: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 3, 6, 5, 9, 4, 2, 7 and 7. Total: 50. Successes: 5.
  416. <Harvey> (2nd roll)
  417. <Harvey> $21d10
  418. <Tatl> Harvey: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 8, 1, 5, 3, 9, 2, 5, 8, 5, 3, 10, 5, 8, 1, 10, 8, 5, 9 and 2. Total: 122. Successes: 18.
  419. <Harvey> (3rd roll)
  420. <RupeeLike1> $10d10
  421. <Tatl> RupeeLike1: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 5, 6, 4, 3, 8, 2, 3 and 5. Total: 52. Successes: 7.
  422. <Ares> (C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!)
  423. <Harvey> *The three beams of light converge on the rupee-like, all of them hitting for a total of 12 Burn damage*
  424. <Harvey> (Rupee Skin can't save you from this!)
  425. <Ares> (watch it live that, lol)
  426. <Ares> (i dunno, I forgot that thing's stats when I edited it earlier)
  427. <Harvey> (Ask Fireblast about it's Hearts stat)
  428. * RupeeLike1 takes 12 damage... BUT IT LIVES!
  429. <RupeeLike1> 4h
  430. <Harvey> 19h 16m
  431. * Harvey casts Haste on himself
  432. <DragonMind> ($endturn?)
  433. * Ares pokes Harvey with a stick.
  434. <DragonMind> $turns
  435. <Tatl> ROUND 1: RupeeLike2 (9), Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7), Enderman (6), RupeeLike1 (5) and Ares (3).
  436. * You are now known as DM
  437. <DM> $endturn
  438. <Tatl> DM has ended Harvey's turn.
  439. <Tatl> ROUND 1: RupeeLike2 (9), Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7), Enderman (6), RupeeLike1 (5) and Ares (3).
  440. * You are now known as Ares
  441. * Orin_XD (~Orithan@120.147.242.200) has joined #zurpg
  442. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Orin_XD
  443. * Harvey has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Orin_XD)))
  444. <Ares> (enjoying your internet?)
  445. <DragonMind> (Figured)
  446. * Orin_XD is now known as Harvey
  447. <Harvey> (Anything happened?)
  448. <DragonMind> (What was the last line you saw?)
  449. <Harvey> <DragonMind> ($endturn?)
  450. <DragonMind> (Yeah, nothing much)
  451. <Harvey> (And it only disconnected me from Lunarnet)
  452. <DragonMind> (We are on Green_Enrics's turn now)
  453. <Harvey> $turns
  454. <Tatl> ROUND 1: RupeeLike2 (9), Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7), Enderman (6), RupeeLike1 (5) and Ares (3).
  455. <Harvey> Afk for a bit
  456. * DragonMind pokes Green_Enrics with a stick
  457. * Green_Enrics Space Jams RupeeLike1. (Power)
  458. <Green_Enrics> (My claws.)
  459. <Green_Enrics> $24d1-
  460. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  461. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 1, 3, 6, 7, 10, 10, 3, 4, 6, 2, 4, 1, 6, 1, 7, 2, 10, 9, 3, 4, 6 and 3. Total: 117. Successes: 14.
  462. <RupeeLike1> $17d10
  463. <Tatl> RupeeLike1: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 7, 5, 5, 10, 8, 8, 9, 4, 6, 4, 7, 1, 3, 10 and 9. Total: 107. Successes: 15.
  464. <Ares> (HAH)
  465. <RupeeLike1> (Brilliant)
  466. <Harvey> (Did you state it's Hearts value, Fireblast?)
  467. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  468. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 2, 2, 9, 1, 3, 3, 2, 5, 9, 10, 6, 9, 5, 10, 9, 6, 5, 2, 10, 1, 5 and 7. Total: 137. Successes: 19.
  469. <RupeeLike1> (Yep)
  470. <Harvey> (I didn't see it)
  471. * Maliki has quit (Ping timeout)
  472. <Ares> (it's at 4h)
  473. * Maliki (~oi@CPE-1-120-150-238.qcl9.cha.bigpond.net.au) has joined #zurpg
  474. <RupeeLike1> $17d10
  475. <Tatl> RupeeLike1: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 2, 9, 8, 10, 1, 3, 8, 1, 2, 4, 4, 7, 2, 1 and 10. Total: 79. Successes: 9.
  476. * Green_Enrics deals 10 damage to RupeeLike1, as well as give him Bleeding status.
  477. <DragonMind> (Annnd... It's dead)
  478. <Green_Enrics> 12h 10m
  479. <Ares> (fyi, it'll drop an extra 30 rupees for everyone)
  480. * RupeeLike1 dies in agony as it tries to protect itself with rupees.
  481. * RupeeLike1 is now known as X_X
  482. * RupeeLike2 is now known as RupeeLike1
  483. <RupeeLike1> $removeme
  484. <Tatl> RupeeLike1 has removed theirself from battle.
  485. <Tatl> ROUND 1: RupeeLike2 (9), Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7), Enderman (6) and Ares (3).
  486. * RupeeLike1 is now known as RupeeLike2
  487. <Green_Enrics> $endturn
  488. <Tatl> Green_Enrics has ended their turn.
  489. <Tatl> ROUND 1: RupeeLike2 (9), Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7), Enderman (6) and Ares (3).
  490. * Enderman uses Telestrike on Green_Enrics! (Roll Wisdom)
  491. <Green_Enrics> WAIT THAT THINGS REAL?!
  492. <Ares> (yes)
  493. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  494. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 1, 8, 1, 6, 9, 1 and 8. Total: 47. Successes: 6.
  495. <Ares> (Fireblast requested I write that enemy up a while back. I created it, and just recently, it's got an update.)
  496. <Enderman> $26d10
  497. <Tatl> Enderman: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 7, 2, 4, 8, 4, 5, 3, 4, 9, 5, 9, 10, 9, 8, 3, 5, 1, 8, 3, 7, 10, 6, 10 and 10. Total: 168. Successes: 23.
  498. <Harvey> (Ouch)
  499. * Green_Enrics explodes
  500. <Enderman> +3 successes for shadow?
  501. * Green_Enrics gets revived.
  502. <Harvey> (Yes +3 successes from Shadow)
  503. <Green_Enrics> 3h
  504. <Enderman> $endturn
  505. <Tatl> Enderman has ended their turn.
  506. <Tatl> ROUND 1: RupeeLike2 (9), Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7), Enderman (6) and Ares (3).
  507. -Tatl- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
  508. * Enderman watches as Green_Enrics gets scared to death.
  509. * Ares keeps herself up by propping herself on her swords.
  510. <Green_Enrics> Me? Scared?
  511. <Green_Enrics> Ha!
  512. <DragonMind> (To be fair, you DID die)
  513. * Ares equips her Hylian Mask and looks at RupeeLike2, breathing heavily.
  514. <Green_Enrics> (To be fair, the Enderman blew me up.)
  515. <DragonMind> (To be fair, that would be illogical because Enderman can't make things blow up)
  516. * Ares casts Death Leech as an Extra Support Spell on RupeeLike2, following up with a Shadowbolt. (doesn't strike yet)
  517. <Harvey> (Unless they can throw a TNT at someone)
  518. <Ares> Al... alright.... t-think... I can.. do this st-still...
  519. <Ares> 1h, 0m
  520. <Ares> $endturn
  521. <Tatl> Ares has ended their turn.
  522. <Tatl> ROUND 2: RupeeLike2 (9), Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7), Enderman (6) and Ares (3).
  523. * RupeeLike2 sucks up Ares again (Roll Power)
  524. <Ares> (YOU GOD DARN LASAGNAS!)
  525. <RupeeLike2> $19d10
  526. <Tatl> RupeeLike2: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 6, 10, 1, 8, 9, 8, 4, 6, 6, 10, 10, 3, 4, 1, 9, 9 and 1. Total: 120. Successes: 17.
  527. <RupeeLike2> +1 damage
  528. <Ares> $2d10
  529. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5 and 5. Total: 10. Successes: 2.
  530. <RupeeLike2> 18 -2 = 16 damage - damage reduction
  531. * Ares is sucked up into RupeeLike2, grinded into a corpse, and shot back out in a pile of blood. A fairy then arises from her short-lived grave and causes her to rematerialize in vengeance.
  532. <Ares> (annnnd death leech wore off, doh)
  533. <RupeeLike2> $endturn
  534. <Ares> Oh yeah?
  535. <Tatl> RupeeLike2 has ended their turn.
  536. <Tatl> ROUND 2: RupeeLike2 (9), Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7), Enderman (6) and Ares (3).
  537. <Ares> *Shadowbolt hits RupeeLike2 from its own shadow! Roll Wisdom!8
  538. <Ares> err
  539. <Ares> (Roll Wisdom -3)
  540. <Ares> $25d10
  541. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 8, 10, 7, 4, 7, 5, 9, 4, 6, 6, 10, 3, 8, 10, 4, 9, 7, 3, 2, 9, 10, 8 and 7. Total: 162. Successes: 21.
  542. <Ares> (heeeeello)
  543. <DragonMind> (Sorry, bro, can't do that)
  544. <DragonMind> (... JK)
  545. <RupeeLike2> $10d10
  546. * Harvey kicks DragonMind out the window
  547. <Tatl> RupeeLike2: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 7, 4, 5, 1, 7, 1, 9 and 1. Total: 49. Successes: 6.
  548. <RupeeLike2> Err
  549. <RupeeLike2> $3d10
  550. <Tatl> RupeeLike2: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5 and 7. Total: 15. Successes: 2.
  551. <Ares> (uhh, was that 3d10 a plus or minus?
  552. <RupeeLike2> (Minus)
  553. <Ares> 21 - 4 = 17 damage, ignoring damage reduction
  554. * RupeeLike2 dies painfully.
  555. <RupeeLike2> $removeme
  556. <Tatl> RupeeLike2 has removed theirself from battle.
  557. * Ares consumes RupeeLike2 in rage by devouring it with its own shadow.
  558. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7), Enderman (6) and Ares (3).
  559. * Harvey points at Enderman
  560. <Harvey> You are next!
  561. * Ares smiles gleefully, blood dripping down from her mouth as she hangs onto life, granted by her fairy.
  562. <Ares> 4h, 0m
  563. <Ares> H-hah... go get 'im, furry....
  564. * Harvey brings out his axe and swings it at Enderman (Roll Power!)
  565. <Harvey> $23d10
  566. <Tatl> Harvey: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 8, 10, 7, 10, 3, 4, 4, 4, 7, 5, 7, 7, 10, 8, 3, 2, 2, 10, 9, 6 and 5. Total: 144. Successes: 20.
  567. <Harvey> +3 successes
  568. <Ares> (whelp, goooood-bye Enderman..... unless it phase shifts that)
  569. <Enderman> $12d10
  570. <Tatl> Enderman: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 7, 5, 4, 6, 8, 8, 6, 8, 8 and 9. Total: 78. Successes: 10.
  571. <Enderman> (Wait, does the phase shift happen in place of rolling that?)
  572. <Ares> (you have to roll phase shift first... if you want to use it)
  573. <Harvey> (Roll $1d3)
  574. <Enderman> $1d3
  575. <Tatl> Enderman: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  576. <Ares> (the 1d3 phase shift is optional)
  577. <Enderman> (Do I roll the Power again?)
  578. <Harvey> (No)
  579. <Enderman> (Okay)
  580. <Harvey> 23-13 = 10 damage - Defense
  581. <Enderman> +3 success
  582. <Harvey> (I already calculated the extra successes)
  583. <Harvey> Oh wait, +2 damage from the axe
  584. <Green_Enrics> (BRB, getting pudding)
  585. * Enderman takes 12 damage from the axed question.
  586. <Enderman> 3h
  587. * Harvey kicks Enderman out the window
  588. <DragonMind> ($endturn?)
  589. * Harvey has kicked Enderman from #zurpg (You were kicked out the window and landed in Death Water! Wow, that's a lot of death)
  590. <Harvey> $endturn
  591. <Tatl> Harvey has ended their turn.
  592. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7), Enderman (6) and Ares (3).
  593. * RupeeLike2 is now known as X__X
  594. * DragonMind pokes Green_Enrics
  595. <Green_Enrics> (Back)
  596. * Green_Enrics destroys the enderman. (THe same action I've been doing, power)
  597. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  598. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 2, 2, 7, 10, 1, 3, 2, 3, 9, 3, 5, 3, 5, 5, 3, 2, 9, 9, 10, 7, 1 and 5. Total: 124. Successes: 15.
  599. <Enderman> $1d3
  600. <Tatl> Enderman: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  601. <Ares> (o_O)
  602. <Enderman> (Err)
  603. * Harvey rerolls Enderman's phase dodge
  604. <Enderman> $1d3
  605. <Tatl> Enderman: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  606. <Green_Enrics> (orly)
  607. <Ares> (Orithan, you've got the worst rerolls in existence, lol)
  608. <Harvey> (Someone esle reroll?
  609. <DragonMind> (That Enderman DOES NOT want to get killed)
  610. <Ares> (can't, APCs don't have RP)
  611. * Green_Enrics rerolls him.
  612. <Enderman> $1d3
  613. <Tatl> Enderman: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  614. <Harvey> (Phase Dodge soulds like a Tier 3 ability)
  615. <DragonMind> (Phase Shift*)
  616. <Green_Enrics> (Is two good?)
  617. <Enderman> $12d10
  618. <Tatl> Enderman: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 6, 1, 8, 2, 4, 9, 6, 3, 5 and 8. Total: 59. Successes: 7.
  619. * Green_Enrics strikes again
  620. <Enderman> +3 successes
  621. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  622. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 10, 1, 6, 3, 7, 3, 5, 3, 5, 6, 5, 7, 4, 6, 5, 4, 2, 10, 5, 3, 10 and 5. Total: 125. Successes: 18.
  623. <Enderman> $12d10
  624. <Tatl> Enderman: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 9, 10, 6, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9, 9 and 2. Total: 77. Successes: 10.
  625. <Ares> (... I would comment, buuuuuut I'll wait until after the battle make the comment)
  626. <Green_Enrics> (Wait, who gets the +3 successes?)
  627. <Enderman> (Enderfriend does)
  628. <Harvey> (Enderman, from Phase Dodge)
  629. <Green_Enrics> (Oh, lol.)
  630. <Harvey> *Phase Shift
  631. <Harvey> (It's dead anyway)
  632. * Enderman screams in agony from the sharp claws of Green_Enrics. The scream is distorted and ear-bleeding as it fills the room.
  633. <Enderman> $removeme
  634. <Tatl> Enderman has removed theirself from battle.
  635. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Harvey (8), Green_Enrics (7) and Ares (3).
  636. <DragonMind> $init r
  637. <Tatl> DragonMind: The bot has been reset.
  638. <Ares> Ahh.. ahahhahah... the screams of weak dead things. Gotta love it......
  639. <DragonMind> +39 EXP
  640. * Ares collapses to the floor, half-dead.
  641. <DragonMind> +39d8 rupees
  642. <Green_Enrics> Ultima Glass cannon powers
  643. <Harvey> $39d10
  644. <Tatl> Harvey: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 5, 10, 8, 4, 8, 1, 9, 1, 1, 5, 1, 5, 10, 1, 2, 4, 3, 3, 6, 7, 6, 8, 5, 9, 3, 2, 8, 6, 7, 4, 5, 7, 2, 7, 8, 7 and 6. Total: 199. Successes: 25.
  645. <Harvey> Derp
  646. <Ares> (and +30 rupees on top of that)
  647. <Ares> $39d8
  648. <Harvey> $39d8
  649. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 39 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 8, 1, 7, 7, 4, 8, 6, 8, 4, 5, 1, 3, 8, 2, 4, 4, 8, 1, 2, 5, 2, 1, 3, 3, 5, 4, 5, 1, 4, 7, 6, 3, 6, 7, 4, 4 and 2. Total: 173.
  650. <Tatl> Harvey: You rolled 39 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 8, 2, 7, 5, 7, 7, 8, 6, 4, 1, 3, 8, 2, 8, 6, 8, 6, 6, 7, 8, 1, 8, 2, 5, 1, 7, 7, 7, 8, 4, 5, 4, 3, 1, 3, 4 and 1. Total: 198.
  651. <Green_Enrics> $39d8
  652. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 39 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 2, 7, 2, 4, 8, 3, 4, 8, 1, 5, 1, 4, 3, 8, 4, 2, 6, 7, 6, 7, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 8, 3, 4, 1, 4, 3, 1, 1, 5, 6, 5 and 2. Total: 167.
  653. <DragonMind> (Brb, bathroom)
  654. <Ares> (LEVEL 10, MAH BOOSTERS JUST GOT BETTER, WHOO)
  655. * Ares gobbles down the magic jar.
  656. <DragonMind> (Back)
  657. <Ares> 4h, 6m
  658. * Ares gets back up... and heads into the previous room.
  659. <DragonMind> Ares, you head back to the room before, and you don't see any pots...
  660. * Ares looks for the fairies.
  661. <DragonMind> You attempt to look for fairies, but there doesn't seem to be any in the room.
  662. <DragonMind> Suddenly, a bottle of red potion drops on the floor.
  663. <DragonMind> Surprisingly, it didn't break.
  664. <Ares> *Ares' eyes widen.*
  665. * Ares picks up the bottle and guzzles the bloo- I mean red potion.
  666. <Harvey> (What did I miss)
  667. <DragonMind> You drink all the blood-red liquid
  668. <Enderman> You recovered full health.
  669. <Harvey> (And oh yeah, you are supposed to roll the drops)
  670. <Ares> Yuuum- AH!
  671. * Ares hears the Enderman's voice.
  672. <DragonMind> You get forced back into the room with the others
  673. <Ares> (by the way, did I get an empty bottle from that?)
  674. <DragonMind> (Yeah sure, let's go with that)
  675. <Ares> (sweeeeet)
  676. <Harvey> (What about the item drop?)
  677. <DragonMind> (Well, since the Enderman dropped an Eye... And as for the other drops... The other drops are armor)
  678. <Ares> (ah, about that)
  679. <Harvey> (Oh)
  680. <Ares> (the restoration heart and magic jar drops.... that's for every enemy, whether they have their own drop or not)
  681. <Ares> (so you'd still do $3d2)
  682. <DragonMind> $3d2
  683. <Tatl> DragonMind: You flipped 3 coins. Values: Heads (1), Tails (2) and Tails (2). Results: 1 Head (1) - 2 Tails (2).
  684. * Ares yoinks another magic jar.
  685. <Ares> Ooh, ooh, can I have the eye thingy too?
  686. * Harvey yoinks a Magic Jar and consumes it to restore 6 Magic
  687. <Harvey> 18h 17m
  688. * DeadMeat is now known as EnderPearl
  689. <DragonMind> (Roll Courage against the EnderPearl's roll)
  690. * Green_Enrics looks around, looking for that flying pot from earlier.
  691. <Ares> (oh god dangit you're serious)
  692. <DragonMind> (Nah, just take the pearl)
  693. <Ares> $29d10
  694. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 3, 1, 8, 4, 7, 4, 9, 10, 8, 4, 3, 6, 9, 1, 3, 7, 6, 6, 5, 5, 10, 8, 2, 5, 1, 2 and 10. Total: 155. Successes: 19.
  695. * EnderPearl is now known as DeadMeat
  696. * Ares snatches the pearl, sucker.
  697. * Harvey takes one of the Rupee Armours
  698. * Harvey equips it
  699. <DragonMind> The door opens to the next room. Should you enter it, you may gain a surprise.
  700. <Ares> (hmm, I wonder if I ever changed that rule or not......
  701. <Ares> (nope, never did, nvm me)
  702. * Ares dashes into the next room, revived and full of energy. She does a full, speedy dash!
  703. <Ares> $29d10
  704. <Tatl> Ares: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 5, 4, 3, 4, 8, 10, 2, 7, 10, 2, 3, 5, 6, 5, 9, 4, 10, 3, 5, 2, 7, 8, 3, 2, 6, 9 and 5. Total: 152. Successes: 19.
  705. * DeadMeat is now known as Chest
  706. <Chest> $15d10
  707. <Tatl> Chest: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 1, 5, 8, 5, 2, 4, 6, 2, 9, 3, 3, 5 and 3. Total: 68. Successes: 8.
  708. * Chest gets bounced back by Ares's dash, but doesn't open.
  709. <Ares> Ack!
  710. <Harvey> (by the way, we are beginning to pass our 2 hour limit)
  711. <Ares> (It's what I get for being small and have no power)
  712. * Harvey runs to the chest
  713. <DragonMind> (I know)
  714. * Harvey tries to open the chest
  715. <Harvey> $21d10
  716. <Tatl> Harvey: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 6, 7, 8, 4, 3, 6, 6, 4, 7, 1, 6, 8, 6, 6, 5, 4, 1, 2 and 7. Total: 110. Successes: 13.
  717. <DragonMind> (I decide to run the next two rooms since they contain no enemies)
  718. <Chest> $1d10
  719. <Tatl> Chest: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6. Successes: 1.
  720. * Chest has its mouth opened.
  721. <Ares> OHMYGODITSASHARK
  722. <Ares> Wait what?
  723. * Chest spits out three heart containers.
  724. * Harvey steps back
  725. * Harvey takes one Heart Container
  726. * Ares gobbles one of them up in a bloody fashoin.
  727. <Ares> *fashion
  728. * Green_Enrics takes a Heart Container.
  729. <DragonMind> There is another door, though it seems like there is a very steep slope to the next area.
  730. * Green_Enrics uses her stat points.
  731. <Ares> Hmmm...
  732. <Green_Enrics> (+2 Courage, +2 Wisdom, +1 HP.)
  733. * Ares gets her Balanced Shield out and places it on the ground right next to the slope.
  734. <Ares> Heeheeheehee heeeeee....
  735. <DragonMind> You place your own shield by the sloped ground.
  736. * Harvey takes the Restoration Heart that was dropped earlier
  737. * Ares grabs her dual Doran's Blades and readies them, keeping the blades close to the ground.
  738. <Ares> (wait, is the slope upwards or downwards into the next area?)
  739. <DragonMind> (Downward)
  740. <Ares> (sweet)
  741. <Ares> See ya brats later!
  742. <DragonMind> (If it was upward, it would be nearly impossible because it is very steep)
  743. * Ares uses her blades to push off again the ground. It's shieldboarding time, whoo!
  744. <Ares> (err, skipped a step)
  745. * Ares steps onto her shield on the ground, THEN uses her blades to push off against the ground in an attempt to shieldboard down the slope.
  746. <DragonMind> You shieldboard into the next room... But as you enter, your shield collides with something.
  747. <DragonMind> As your shield collided, you land in... A fairy fountain.
  748. * Harvey approaches the door, placing his shield onto the floor to prepare for shield for toboggan
  749. <Ares> Ooh, fountain!
  750. <DragonMind> A mysterious force pushes Green_Enrics down the slope.
  751. <Ares> (lol)
  752. <Green_Enrics> Waaaaaah!
  753. <Ares> (You know Green, you could attempt to roll Power against that force)
  754. * Harvey hops on his shield and pushes himself off onto the slope with his axe
  755. <Ares> (See if you manage to hold your own)
  756. <Green_Enrics> $24d10
  757. <Tatl> Green_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 1, 4, 10, 10, 5, 9, 8, 6, 10, 8, 3, 2, 7, 10, 9, 5, 3, 8, 4, 3, 4 and 2. Total: 144. Successes: 19.
  758. <DragonMind> $55d10
  759. <Tatl> DragonMind: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 320. Successes: 43.
  760. <Ares> (neeeeevermind)
  761. <Green_Enrics> (Nope)
  762. * Green_Enrics continues sliding
  763. <Green_Enrics> Ack!
  764. <Ares> (I suggested nothing)
  765. <DragonMind> The power of force forces you into the next room as you are forced to go down.
  766. * Ares plays around, bathing in the fountain.
  767. <Ares> (The power of force forces?
  768. <DragonMind> (The power of force forced Green_Enrics to go into the next room by the laws of force)
  769. <Ares> (orly)
  770. <DragonMind> Suddenly, a big screen comes up
  771. <Ares> LE-GASP!
  772. <DragonMind> "Welcome to the fairy fountain! This is the currently halfway mark of this dungeon."
  773. <DragonMind> "..."
  774. <Ares> Say whaaaaa?
  775. <Ares> That's it, who built this darn dungeon?! And what keeps pushing us forward?
  776. <DragonMind> Then the rooms starts to fade.
  777. <Ares> NO, ROOM, COME BAAAACK! FOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUNTAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN!
  778. <DragonMind> As the darkness fills the room, you are stuck in a waiting room...
  779. <DragonMind> ~~~SESSION PAUSE~~~
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