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- from /roommates/ - "The Hidden Masterworks By Comedic_Int" edition
- https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/48293693/#48297705
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- I've always played with the idea of Bonnibel's hallucinations. Basically Her interacting with different versions of mike.
- Each one a "Mike" but different names. It would of been Surreal but ends in Horror after seeing Michael Afton. His looks would shift from Old Human to his undead self.
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- >Bonibel asks Mike if he has any family
- >What little memory he has is just him being with them but not any faces
- >Id rather not say
- >Not too long Mike can see them too
- > It's easy to make friends when you all had the same job experince
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- Had to steal this joke
- >Mike: Killer robots?
- >Mike: Killer robots.
- >Mike: Killed by Robots
- >Mike: What to get a beer or something?
- >Mike: Got a nightshift soon
- >Mike: Same
- >Mike: Thought my first time meeting another human here would go smoother
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- >There's going to be a street fair downtown
- >After hearing both Mango and Chichi separately lament the cost of a stall, Mike tells them to just share it and split the fee
- >Despite the two of them having little to do with each other up until now they sort out the details pretty quickly
- >Somehow in all the planning "Thanks for helping us set this up, Mike" becomes "Thanks for volunteering to help us, Mike."
- >His grumblings were quieted with promises of a Carrot cake for Bonnibel and an extravagant Mardi Gras-esque necklace for Chiclet and it was all good to go
- >He left cook and craftswoman pair to plan their little shop together
- >Mike was ready for a day of walking around with a sign, carrying boxes of prepackaged baked goods and crafts-made jewelry, and *maybe* taking people's money if the two were somehow both disposed of when someone wanted to check out
- >But the pair had hit it off and were too engrossed in each other to do practically anything, leaving him to run the table alone
- >Not five minutes went by without one of them making an innuendo at each other
- >Mike didn't want to be a third wheel to their budding romance but if he had to hear one more joke about Mango giving the hen a "Private Lesson" he was going to shove a brownie down the Fox's throat and strangle Chichi with the sturdiest necklace he could get his hands on
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- >>48298410
- >Mike: Killer robots?
- >Mike: Killer robots.
- >Mike: Killed by Robots
- Alright that's a good one
- >>48298782
- >Mike takes his helper's reward hold to an excited Bonnibel and a sleeping Chiclet
- >Bonnibel got first slice while Mike placed the beads over the sleeping chicken
- >He sits down to enjoy his break
- >The phone ring string Chiclit but not waking her
- >AMngo wanted him to take over the stall for the remainder and will be paid a quarter off all profits
- >Mike accepts t and heads back over
- >The place is a mess and only coconut cookies are left so they probably just wanted him to clean the place
- >Things never change
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- >the beads over the sleeping chicken
- Queuing up getting flashed later. Those are the rules.
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