Seraph Discord Roast Session

Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:48 PM
I'll strangle you with my fingers
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:48 PM
@Kim Jong Un fuck off
i hope
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:48 PM
Snap your neck with my thumb
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:48 PM
your bomb
will fale
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:48 PM
Well I hope you go extinct
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:48 PM
@Kim Jong Un I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:48 PM
Genocide
Anti hamsterism
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:48 PM
@Kim Jong Un you're so poor, ducks throw bread at you
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:49 PM
Your so autistic
Autistic kids call you autkstkc
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:49 PM
You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:49 PM
Aa
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:49 PM
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:49 PM
Ateast I was an ape
Unlike you
You smelly useless rodent
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:49 PM
i don't fail like your dad's condom did.
You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:50 PM
At least I don't get killed when I'm punched
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:50 PM
LOL
you can be
idiot
you dont know
punch can kill
idiot
the only reason you go to school is because your mom said "go to hell son"
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:50 PM
You will get killed when your punched
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:50 PM
@Kim Jong Un same
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:50 PM
BECAUSE YIUR A DUMB HAMSTER
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:51 PM
Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
llol
xd
You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:51 PM
If a hamster looked like you
I'd stomp on it
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:51 PM
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:51 PM
If you had the largest penis of your kind
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:51 PM
I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:51 PM
Itdnstill be smaller
Then my finger
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:51 PM
The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:52 PM
The only way you'll ever get to have sex is if you jumped on your owners back during intercourse
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:52 PM
Did you know they used to be called “Jumpolines” until your mum jumped on one?
I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better.
here's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:53 PM
I'd kill you but I don't want you to have the joy of being the ugliest animal ever killed
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:53 PM
You're as useless as a concrete parachute.
Whyct - Today at 6:53 PM
woop
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:53 PM
You're as useless as the G in Lasagna.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:53 PM
Your as useless as the letter z
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:53 PM
you're so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he was like HO HO HOLY SHIT YOU'RE UGLY AF
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:54 PM
Your so ugly your mom died before you even came out
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:54 PM
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Hoopa Unbound - Today at 6:54 PM
Stop fighting
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:55 PM
Your so  stupid even the kid with an IQ of 7 called you stupid
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:55 PM
you may be a competent fighter, but your skills with other stuff is fucking pathetic.
Fuck, you're a bigger liar than Pinocchio, and you miss so many keys on your keyboard, you make more typos than a teenager.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:56 PM
Boy
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:56 PM
Also, even mentioning the fact on how desperate you are with ladies, you're so desperate, you make even Lindsey Lohan look like a humble, normal person.
Hoopa Unbound - Today at 6:57 PM
Ok  @LegendaryHamster roasts are op
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:57 PM
When your mom gave birth at home she shoved you back in so your dad wouldn't leave you because of how ugly you are
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:57 PM
@Kim Jong Un make your face fade you fucking jgaboo
you little docile Internet Cuck(edited)
badass - Today at 6:58 PM
i think hamster is winning
lol
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:58 PM
AT LEAST I HAVE MORE EXCITING SEX THAN A SPONGE
badass - Today at 6:59 PM
kim jong un
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:59 PM
I'm writing my own
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:59 PM
@Kim Jong Un  you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:59 PM
See
LegendaryHamster - Today at 6:59 PM
.
Kim Jong Un - Today at 6:59 PM
He's a rkiddie
Roast kiddie
badass - Today at 6:59 PM
i still think hes beating u
National Security Agency - Today at 7:01 PM
SHIT
LegendaryHamster - Today at 7:01 PM
END
National Security Agency - Today at 7:01 PM
WTF
BOOOOOOOM
Hoopa Unbound - Today at 7:01 PM
@LegendaryHamster rekt Kim
National Security Agency - Today at 7:01 PM
HEXUS
HEXSOOS
legendaryhamster lmao
LegendaryHamster - Today at 7:01 PM
@Hoopa Unbound kk
National Security Agency - Today at 7:01 PM
wait what ?
legendaryhamster ?
LegendaryHamster - Today at 7:02 PM
Fuck @Kim Jong Un
I prefer dill this green little fuck
Just sits on discord
with a picture of a dead every minute
oh it's the same meme posted everytime, it's just slightly different.
National Security Agency - Today at 7:02 PM
WORLD WAR 3
LegendaryHamster - Today at 7:03 PM
Yes how original
National Security Agency - Today at 7:03 PM
@LegendaryHamster remember me ?
LegendaryHamster - Today at 7:03 PM
Name is in the 8 figures
@National Security Agency yes
and this shit still exposed others for his reputation
aint it kinda sad
You're getting more roasts then the american debate panel
You just got shrekt
Rash Nebula - Today at 7:04 PM
legendary
LegendaryHamster - Today at 7:04 PM
by bill nye the science guy
60 year old man, what a joke
still don't even why ya wanna get the roast
Rash Nebula - Today at 7:04 PM
its time to stop
LegendaryHamster - Today at 7:04 PM
that was fucking delicious, eggs on toast
ROASTED
Rash Nebula - Today at 7:04 PM
no more
LegendaryHamster - Today at 7:04 PM
KK