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- >be me, bonky
- >let me tell you, my sons
- >about the onset of WWC
- >my pickle horse-man pal, pickle horse-man asked me to clean
- >but there's one small cultural difference he did not account for
- >i'm a friccin horse!
- >i don't know shit!
- >so i started with the black rubbery lining on all the windows and i peeled that off with my teeth
- >and i kicked out the windows
- >and i shredded the upholstery
- >it was all pretty fun
- >and i was a good horse
- >i headed up to the front of the bus
- >and snapped off anything that stuck out
- >then shattered all the plastic-molding
- >to get it out
- >it all had to go
- >everything had to go
- >clean!
- >in horse nature, there's only two things that clean:
- >water of river and fire of the plains
- >so i pushed the bus into the river
- >and it was so clean
- >it sparkled and glittered and bubbled with cleanliness
- >
- >
- >river carries bus
- >as all unwanted things go
- >now the fire comes
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