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I Dream of World Clean

May 11th, 2023
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  1. >be me, bonky
  2. >let me tell you, my sons
  3. >about the onset of WWC
  4. >my pickle horse-man pal, pickle horse-man asked me to clean
  5. >but there's one small cultural difference he did not account for
  6. >i'm a friccin horse!
  7. >i don't know shit!
  8. >so i started with the black rubbery lining on all the windows and i peeled that off with my teeth
  9. >and i kicked out the windows
  10. >and i shredded the upholstery
  11. >it was all pretty fun
  12. >and i was a good horse
  13. >i headed up to the front of the bus
  14. >and snapped off anything that stuck out
  15. >then shattered all the plastic-molding
  16. >to get it out
  17. >it all had to go
  18. >everything had to go
  19. >clean!
  20. >in horse nature, there's only two things that clean:
  21. >water of river and fire of the plains
  22. >so i pushed the bus into the river
  23. >and it was so clean
  24. >it sparkled and glittered and bubbled with cleanliness
  25. >
  26. >
  27. >river carries bus
  28. >as all unwanted things go
  29. >now the fire comes
  30.  
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