gift 1

a box of chocolates,

a suitcase of unmarked bills,

a cake laced with ricin,

a single penny,

a subscription to Amouranth,

a bundle of Lilly's fur,

a coupon for free a enema,

bucket of KFC chicken,

a bag of Crackerjacks,

a case of Ramen noodles,

a box of Coco Puffs,

a bottle of Brisk,

a totally legally obtained copy of Wind Waker,

a pack on UNO cards,

some Spicy Ramen,

a Knuckles dildo,

some shitty Berry Brisk,

an Endoscope,

a slice of Borek,

some catnip