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- from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #419, #420, #421, #422, #426, #436
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- No.33531079
- >Alastor: Scary wendigo-type fucker
- >Husk: Huge feline creature with sharp teeth and claws the size of bananas
- >Niffty: Sharp-toothed cyclops who could probably outrun a bullet train
- >Vaggie: Fanged moth who looks like the warrior angels that everyone is probably afraid of
- >Angel Dust: Huge friggin spider
- >Pic related
- >Fucken fluffy-ass sheep who seems to have the upper body strength of a sickly 6th grader
- So what do you have to do to end up in Hell as an unthreatening anthropomorphic farm animal? What, did this twink commit too much tax fraud for even Jesus to forgive them or something?
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- WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO A BUTCHER SHOP IN A PLACE CALLED THE CANNIBAL COLONY? DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE CARROTS AND HAY FOR YOU? IN FACT, WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THIS PART OF TOWN? SEEMS LIKE STAYING AWAY FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD DEFINED BY THE FACT THAT IT'S NOTHING BUT FLESH-EATERS WOULD BE GOOD PRACTICE YOU DOPE!
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- maybe we just see the wilder demons because weak ones like this get culled during exterminus by the angels
- making hell a darwinian nightmare like minecraft's 2b2t
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- That's a depressing thought. Also really makes the exterminators seem like assholes, just picking the low-hanging fruit like that.
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- i mean it'd make sense
- even as an angel with cheat codes enabled, fighting Alastor or Vox or some shit would be annoying and a waste of time.
- You'd only kill one demon, and then create a power vacuum that makes Hell even worse.
- You're trying to make Hell a more barren, slightly less shitty and overpopulated thing.
- It'd make sense to go for the weakest links and it'd be merciful, really. I mean even Nifty is potentially OP. A little lamb person with no real evil in their soul, only sin, would be raped and murdered for eternity.
- Culling them would be a mercy.
- Something to consider.
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- that is true, being merciful is there thing.
- even tho they don't look merciful
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- >Exterminators actually consider their slaughter an act of mercy
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- part 2
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- heaven is a bit of a fuck-up place if Exterminator think like that
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- Think about the people in Hell and how many people really 'deserve' to be there.
- Also consider that from the demon's perspective, it is nightmarish, but perhaps everyone is killed for a reason, mostly.
- Maybe you suffered enough, maybe you're too weak and trapped in some nightmare scenario.
- There might be priority lists. Who knows.
- Maybe they go out of their way to kill people who actively make Hell even worse.
- I think we should probably think about them like Server moderators. What makes the game too much? What requires intervention?
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- >I think we should probably think about them like Server moderators. What makes the game too much? What requires intervention?
- ...that's a good question.
- maybe when one of them try to take over earth?
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- probably
- i keep thinking about 2b2t because it's a lawless hellscape but occasionally some idiot brings down the wrath of the mod.
- i keep imagining it being like that.
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- No.33543088
- HOW DID THIS PERSON END UP IN HELL???
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- As >>33532326 joked about
- >Tax fraud
- No.33544304
- >"so, how did you end up in hell?"
- >"i commit tax fraud"
- >"wow, that metal."
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- And oh my god I just realized the sheep girl is totally a cannibal in someway, and that's why she's in hell despite how meek she is.
- I mean, for fucks sake! There is literally no way she didn't know she was in the cannibal colony, it's apparently clearly labelled where they all live, much less was stepping into a cannibalistic butchers shop.
- That's also another point: That she was going into a butchers shop despite being a deer based demon in hell, similar to how Alastor's a deer despite his carnivore preferences.
- Now I have no idea how she became a cannibal, especially with how easily frightened, and fairly naive (I mean, really, who calls for help in hell and expects anyone to actually do so?) she is, so maybe it wasn't even something she was fully willing in her participation with, or has always regretted doing (i.e. starvation leading to desperate measures, being tricked by a secretly cannibalistic significant other, somehow addicted to the taste despite how guilty it makes her feel to indulge, etc, etc), but either way was enough of a sin for her soul to be cast to hell, willingly stained or not
- No.33553707
- Oh god could it have been like that one movie where the vegetarian girl tries meat for the first time and becomes addicted to it to the point of cannibalism?
- No.33554404
- Oh fuck she's got sharp teeth. Definitely a cannibal. Probably one who stole medical cadavers and transplant organs though, not a murderer. Might have been excited to find out there's a cannibal colony in hell since she thought it would mean she would meet people like her and openly be herself, not realizing it was going to be full of violent lunatics.
- No.33554580
- Yeah, that'd be the route that makes the most sense for her cannibalsitic tendencies (though it's also the more boring one), though you've got to wonder what set her it he in the first place.
- No.33554678
- Morbid fascination that eventually turned into obsession and psychosis?
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- What was that lamb doing in the butchers shop anyway?
- No.33585677
- Nonviolent cannibal who figured she'd "fit in" in the Cannibal Colony without realizing that most of the sinners in there would be violent, predatory people.
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- >I shouldn't be surprised
- >I knew that the hunger wasn't normal, wasn't right
- >I knew I was doing something bad when I stole that...meat from the medical school
- >I knew the second I bit down that I was giving up much more than I'd gained
- >I belong down here
- >But...
- >At least Hell's not just a huge, inescapable torture chamber like you see in movies, right?
- >And they have a place here especially for people like me
- >Maybe I should go there
- >I couldn't tell anyone about what was really wrong with me when I was alive
- >I knew they'd be afraid of me if they knew how sick I was in the head
- >They would have thought I was a monster
- >They'd have stuffed me in a straitjacket
- >Or worse
- >To keep themselves safe from me
- >At least in the Cannibal Colony, I won't have to lie to anyone
- >I could be myself there
- >Maybe I could even find someone to help me...
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- Actually, what about that "wolf in sheep's clothing" thing?
- [Autism alert. If you or a family member have an allergy to autism, do not read any further]
- What if she suffers from multiple personality disorder? The primary personality is the meek little lamb who craves meat but feels bad about it and doesn't try to murder to satisfy herself. The other one is a violent fucking maniac who judges everyone around her by how tender and well-marbled they look. Two personalities, but still only one soul, so everyone ends up in Hell. Maybe her shifting into full-demon form accompanies the violent personality taking over, and she appears more similar to Alastor's wendigo-ish nature, that is to say, a distinctly predatory creature (physically large, pointed teeth, etc) but that has features more associated with a harmless herbivore.
- No.33587560
- Split personalities usually kind of border on the 'too edgy for me' line of character traits, but I suppose it could work for the character.
- >Tho just plain softy sheep with unwanted cannibalistic urges is what I'm for
- No.33588145
- You gonna continue, fucker?
- You had my interest.
- No.33588479
- That's all I had actually. We really don't know enough about the character to do more than guess at why such a seemingly meek and defenseless person is in Hell.
- No.33588559
- If you had more autistic guesstimating to do that was fine, too.
- Fanwank is sort of the thing that keeps these threads worthwhile.
- No.33588942
- Well, a disturbing take on the idea would be lambgirl taking a shine to Alastor for acting like a knight in shining armor and he ends up just making her cannibalistic urges even worse. Regular personality likes his old timey gentleman side, violent personality likes the person he becomes when something sets off his killer urges and he starts slaughtering people.
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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdhnURP4Gaw
- Paranoid DJ dubbed the Alastor comic for those interested
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- What was that lamb doing in the butchers shop anyway?
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- Nonviolent cannibal who figured she'd "fit in" in the Cannibal Colony without realizing that most of the sinners in there would be violent, predatory people.
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- That's still such a good headcanon for her
- >Also, were those small bit's of discussion given a paste?
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- >I shouldn't be surprised
- >I knew that the hunger wasn't normal, wasn't right
- >I knew I was doing something bad when I stole that...meat from the medical school
- >I knew the second I bit down that I was giving up much more than I'd gained
- >I belong down here
- >But...
- >At least Hell's not just a huge, inescapable torture chamber like you see in movies, right?
- >And they have a place here especially for people like me
- >Maybe I should go there
- >I couldn't tell anyone about what was really wrong with me when I was alive
- >I knew they'd be afraid of me if they knew how sick I was in the head
- >They would have thought I was a monster
- >They'd have stuffed me in a straitjacket
- >Or worse
- >To keep themselves safe from me
- >At least in the Cannibal Colony, I won't have to lie to anyone
- >I could be myself there
- >Maybe I could even find someone to help me...
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- Actually, what about that "wolf in sheep's clothing" thing?
- [Autism alert. If you or a family member have an allergy to autism, do not read any further]
- What if she suffers from multiple personality disorder? The primary personality is the meek little lamb who craves meat but feels bad about it and doesn't try to murder to satisfy herself. The other one is a violent fucking maniac who judges everyone around her by how tender and well-marbled they look. Two personalities, but still only one soul, so everyone ends up in Hell. Maybe her shifting into full-demon form accompanies the violent personality taking over, and she appears more similar to Alastor's wendigo-ish nature, that is to say, a distinctly predatory creature (physically large, pointed teeth, etc) but that has features more associated with a harmless herbivore.
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- Maybe not an "asshole" per se on some of them. Like if our threadcanon for sheep softy was true she'd just be disgusting and kind of pathetic more than an asshole.
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- >Like if our threadcanon for sheep softy was true she'd just be disgusting and kind of pathetic more than an asshole.
- Unless Viv goes the route the "God is an asshole" route that I really, really hope she doesn't do, the idea that you can be sent to Hell for being a slob is a little hard to swallow.
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- Uhhh I didn't mean like she was a slob I meant more the
- >cannibal
- Implications
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- Yeah that makes WAY more sense.
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- >disgusting and kind of pathetic
- Poor sheep softy, but it ain't a lie
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- >Try to make friends with sheep softie
- >She's much nicer than any of the murderers and thieves around
- >Still has regular emotional breakdowns over her "cravings"
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- Oh poor sheep softie, she deserves to be comforted
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- >Behavior patterns resemble those of a remorseful addict
- >Is generally friendly and agreeable on the face of things
- >But her compulsion to engage in cannibalism builds up over time
- >Eventually can't control it even though she promised herself she'd "be good"
- >Gets her hands on the forbidden "fruit" one way or another
- >Never through violence, usually by means of financially unfavorable moves or outright theft
- >Initial improvements in mood and mental clarity give way to intense feelings of self-loathing
- >In turn this leads to self isolation and anti social behavior tied to feelings of being disgusting and dangerous
- >Can't even stand to be touched at certain points
- >Suffers nightmares and paranoia about what her peers think of her
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- Oh no
- Charlie'd love her as a resident of her hotel, but I worry if she could actually help her or not
- >Especially if Al recognizes her (that is unless he's the one who 'invited' her), and takes an 'interest' in her
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- >"Laila? It's dinner time, are you coming down?"
- >"Aren't you hungry?"
- >"You really ought to eat something"
- >"...and we miss you, yaknow"
- >"We haven't seen you in a while"
- >"You always seem to be in your room lately"
- >"..."
- >"If we don't see you I'll just leave you a plate by the door"
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- >She IS hungry
- >Without a doubt
- >But not for whatever Charlie has on the table tonight...
- >Why does she have to be like this?
- >Why does she crave something so wrong and evil?
- >Is she cursed?
- >Was she just born bad?
- >... Maybe this year will be the year
- >Maybe she'll finally muster the courage to let an exterminator give her what she's always had coming
- >Maybe she finally won't have to be hungry anymore
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- >Suicidal sheep softy
- Oh fuck. One of them better keep her safe!
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- >Al takes in and befriends the nice sheep gal
- >Their relationship grows into something more as the show goes on as Al learns what it means to love again.
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- >Sheep Softy x Alastor
- The best Alastor ship
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- >Al and Sheep (Lets call her Roxy for now) decide to watch a movie together
- >Half way through the movie Roxy falls asleep and ends up laying in Al's lap as he gets incredibly flustered (since he doesn't like people touching him).
- >Al, hesitant at first, gently strokes her fluff before falling asleep himself.
- >At some point Charlie walks in and has nearly wakes them due to almost squeeing like a schoolgirl at the sight.
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- Awwww
- Based and good name
- Thread agree we make it official? Or anyone else have some ideas?
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- I think i saw that she's named Laila, but that may have been secondhand from someone who was posting fanart, so idk
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- Laila sounds too much like it wants to be "Lamb" or a reference to New Zealand/Australia.
- Let's call her Roxy.
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