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  1. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:36 PM
  2. who is this?
  3. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:36 PM
  4. PonyBalls.
  5. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:36 PM
  6. e..e..
  7. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:36 PM
  8. E_E
  9. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:36 PM
  10. Do I know you?
  11. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:36 PM
  12. Yes.
  13. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:36 PM
  14. O: How?
  15. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:37 PM
  16. I may or may not be outside your window right now.
  17. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:37 PM
  18. You are not outside my window at the moment ._.
  19. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:37 PM
  20. Wrong window. Check the other one.
  21. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:37 PM
  22. Done O:
  23. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:38 PM
  24. Made you look.
  25. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:38 PM
  26. Indeed, so, who is this?
  27. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:38 PM
  28. Chemical Pony.
  29. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:38 PM
  30. For reallll, how do I know you?
  31. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:38 PM
  32. I'm in your dreams.
  33. 4/15/11 10:38 PM
  34. You just don't know it.
  35. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:39 PM
  36. . . .
  37. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:39 PM
  38. No but seriously.
  39. 4/15/11 10:39 PM
  40. I know Tyler
  41. 4/15/11 10:39 PM
  42. and
  43. 4/15/11 10:40 PM
  44. awesome-o 4000
  45. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:41 PM
  46. So, how do I know you?
  47. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:42 PM
  48. You don't.
  49. 4/15/11 10:42 PM
  50. But
  51. 4/15/11 10:42 PM
  52. I know you.
  53. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:42 PM
  54. How do you know me?
  55. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:42 PM
  56. I already said.
  57. 4/15/11 10:42 PM
  58. I'm outside your window.
  59. 4/15/11 10:43 PM
  60. Snatchin' your people up.
  61. 4/15/11 10:43 PM
  62. Tryin ta rape them.
  63. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:43 PM
  64. Nahhh, I don't think so d:
  65. 4/15/11 10:44 PM
  66. Can you give me a hint as to who you are?
  67. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:44 PM
  68. My name
  69. 4/15/11 10:44 PM
  70. Is
  71. 4/15/11 10:44 PM
  72. PonyBalls
  73. 4/15/11 10:44 PM
  74. McChemical
  75. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:44 PM
  76. . . .
  77. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:45 PM
  78. . . .
  79. 4/15/11 10:46 PM
  80. So how's the tea?
  81. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:47 PM
  82. Not drinking tea
  83. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:47 PM
  84. Oh?
  85. 4/15/11 10:47 PM
  86. I think you are.
  87. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:48 PM
  88. Nahh, I only have water beside me
  89. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:48 PM
  90. Oh?
  91. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:48 PM
  92. Yeah
  93. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:48 PM
  94. The water is now diamonds.
  95. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:48 PM
  96. No it's not ._.
  97. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:49 PM
  98. Oh?
  99. 4/15/11 10:49 PM
  100. Well then.
  101. 4/15/11 10:49 PM
  102. Go to your bathroom.
  103. 4/15/11 10:49 PM
  104. Look under the sink.
  105. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:49 PM
  106. Why?
  107. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:49 PM
  108. Do it.
  109. 4/15/11 10:49 PM
  110. Please.
  111. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:49 PM
  112. Theres someone in the bathroom though
  113. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:50 PM
  114. Disregard their presents.
  115. 4/15/11 10:50 PM
  116. And by Presents
  117. 4/15/11 10:50 PM
  118. I mean
  119. 4/15/11 10:50 PM
  120. Prescence
  121. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:50 PM
  122. The door is closed <_<
  123. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:50 PM
  124. And by Prescence
  125. 4/15/11 10:50 PM
  126. I mean
  127. 4/15/11 10:50 PM
  128. Presence
  129. 4/15/11 10:51 PM
  130. Kick it open.
  131. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:51 PM
  132. Nahhh.
  133. 4/15/11 10:51 PM
  134. Not until you tell me who you are
  135. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:51 PM
  136. I am
  137. 4/15/11 10:51 PM
  138. PonyBalls
  139. 4/15/11 10:51 PM
  140. McChemical
  141. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:52 PM
  142. Your real name
  143. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:52 PM
  144. PonyBalls
  145. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:52 PM
  146. No.
  147. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:52 PM
  148. McChemica;
  149. 4/15/11 10:52 PM
  150. Yes.
  151. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:52 PM
  152.  
  153. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:53 PM
  154.  
  155. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:53 PM
  156. How do you know me?
  157. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:53 PM
  158. I know your friends.
  159. 4/15/11 10:53 PM
  160. Tyler
  161. 4/15/11 10:53 PM
  162. and Awesome-o
  163. 4/15/11 10:53 PM
  164. 4000
  165. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:54 PM
  166. Legit.
  167. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:54 PM
  168. Too legit to quit, I presume?
  169. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:56 PM
  170. Indeed.
  171. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:56 PM
  172. I see
  173. 4/15/11 10:56 PM
  174. you are in the restroom.
  175. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:57 PM
  176. Nope, that pic was taken last week
  177. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:57 PM
  178. Ha.
  179. 4/15/11 10:57 PM
  180. You expect me to believe that>
  181. 4/15/11 10:57 PM
  182. ?
  183. 4/15/11 10:57 PM
  184. Ha.
  185. 4/15/11 10:57 PM
  186. Ha.
  187. 4/15/11 10:57 PM
  188. Ha.
  189. 4/15/11 10:57 PM
  190. Ha.
  191. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:57 PM
  192. Nope, but it's all truth
  193. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:58 PM
  194. I see.
  195. 4/15/11 10:58 PM
  196. Well then.
  197. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:58 PM
  198. Well.
  199. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:58 PM
  200. The Drill attached to your knee will begin to rotate in 12 seconds.
  201. 4/15/11 10:58 PM
  202. To stop it rotating you must
  203. 4/15/11 10:59 PM
  204. 1: Sever your left arm
  205. 4/15/11 10:59 PM
  206. 2: Place it in the hole to your left.
  207. 4/15/11 10:59 PM
  208. Good luck.
  209. 4/15/11 10:59 PM
  210. Live or die.
  211. 4/15/11 10:59 PM
  212. The choice is mine.
  213. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:59 PM
  214. Sounds like Saw to me
  215. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 10:59 PM
  216. Indeed.
  217. 4/15/11 10:59 PM
  218. That's because
  219. 4/15/11 10:59 PM
  220. it's not.
  221. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 10:59 PM
  222. I see
  223. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 11:00 PM
  224. Good
  225. 4/15/11 11:00 PM
  226. Let's begin then.
  227. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 11:00 PM
  228. Sounds good.
  229. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 11:01 PM
  230. Alright.
  231. 4/15/11 11:01 PM
  232. Take a step your right.
  233. 4/15/11 11:02 PM
  234. Now, take a step to your left.
  235. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 11:02 PM
  236. I refuse to move
  237. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 11:03 PM
  238. Do as I say. Or.
  239. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 11:03 PM
  240. Or.
  241. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 11:03 PM
  242. Or.
  243. 4/15/11 11:03 PM
  244. Do I need to be clearer?
  245. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 11:04 PM
  246. I like the sound of "Or."
  247. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 11:04 PM
  248. You put your right foot in,
  249. 4/15/11 11:04 PM
  250. You put your right foot out;
  251. 4/15/11 11:04 PM
  252. You put your right foot in,
  253. 4/15/11 11:04 PM
  254. And you shake it all about.
  255. 4/15/11 11:05 PM
  256. Now.
  257. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 11:05 PM
  258. I don't feel like doing the Hokey Pokey
  259. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 11:05 PM
  260. It's not the Hoket Pokey.
  261. 4/15/11 11:05 PM
  262. It's the Hockey Pucky
  263. 4/15/11 11:05 PM
  264. .
  265. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 11:06 PM
  266. Cool story, br0.
  267. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 11:06 PM
  268. *PonyBalls.
  269. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 11:06 PM
  270. Fun stuff.
  271. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 11:06 PM
  272. Yes.
  273. 4/15/11 11:07 PM
  274. Basically what I'm trying to say is
  275. 4/15/11 11:07 PM
  276. There is wood in your house.
  277. 4/15/11 11:07 PM
  278. Watch for termites.
  279. Desire Nordstrom 4/15/11 11:08 PM
  280. Termites are non-existent in my world
  281. Chemical Pony 4/15/11 11:43 PM
  282. beefcake |ˈbēfˌkāk|
  283. noun informal
  284. an attractive man with well-developed muscles.
  285. 4/16/11 10:31 PM
  286. Termites.
  287. 4/16/11 10:31 PM
  288. I know much of termites.
  289. 4/16/11 10:34 PM
  290. Have you ever called someone on their cellphone just to say hi?
  291. Desire Nordstrom 4/17/11 1:26 AM
  292. Yes, yes I have
  293. Chemical Pony 4/17/11 4:47 PM
  294. Cool.
  295. 4/17/11 4:53 PM
  296. So, tell me about your morning routine/
  297. 4/17/11 4:53 PM
  298. And by /, I mean .
  299. Desire Nordstrom 4/17/11 5:09 PM
  300. I wake up, take a shower, get dressed, dry my hair, straighten my hair, makeup, eat, brush my teeth,
  301. Chemical Pony 4/17/11 5:09 PM
  302. I see.
  303. 4/17/11 5:09 PM
  304. What does your average breakfast consist of?
  305. Desire Nordstrom 4/17/11 5:10 PM
  306. Honey Nut Cheerios O.o..
  307. Chemical Pony 4/17/11 5:10 PM
  308. I see.
  309. 4/17/11 5:10 PM
  310. Good choice.
  311. Desire Nordstrom 4/17/11 5:10 PM
  312. Indeed, they are quite delicious.
  313. Chemical Pony 4/17/11 5:12 PM
  314. I, myself, prefer Dragon droppings bathed in sweet orphan tears, but that's just me.
  315. Desire Nordstrom 4/17/11 5:12 PM
  316. Babies taste much better
  317. Chemical Pony 4/17/11 5:12 PM
  318. Only the Mexican ones.
  319. Desire Nordstrom 4/17/11 5:13 PM
  320. Nothing like the sweet taste of innocence, the Mexican ones are to spicy
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