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  1. NYOW GAME!
  2.  
  3. p2
  4. >New Game
  5.  
  6. >Starting today, I'm a working girl!
  7. >I'm Suzukaze Aoba!
  8. >Please take care of me!
  9.  
  10. >I came here because I wanted to do character design!
  11. >I'll do my absolute best!
  12.  
  13. >Eh...? Character design?
  14. >This is a pee company, y'know...?
  15.  
  16. >Hm? Pee...?
  17. >Eh?
  18. >What company?
  19.  
  20. p3
  21. >My seat
  22.  
  23. >?
  24. >A p-pee company...?
  25. >Let me show you to your desk.
  26.  
  27. >Ah
  28. >But medical businesses do have stuff like urine tests.
  29. >Just cos it's a pee company doesn't neccessarily make it weird.
  30.  
  31. >And this is your desk, Aoba-chan.
  32. >You let it out here.
  33. >Eh...?
  34.  
  35. >Just what
  36. >is this company!!?
  37.  
  38. p4
  39. >That's not what I meant
  40.  
  41. >Our company sells the urine of young girls.
  42. >You've seen it on sale at the supermarket, right?
  43. >>Girl's urine
  44. >>98 yen [TN:About 87 US cents as of translation]
  45. >NOT AT ALL!!!
  46. >And it's really cheap!
  47.  
  48. >You need something to drink so you can pee, right?
  49. >What would you like?
  50.  
  51. >In that case, orange jui-...
  52. >Ah
  53. >That's no good! I'm a working adult now!
  54.  
  55. >Coffee! And make it black!
  56. >That has diuretic effects, right? [TN: i.e. it makes you pee more]
  57. >As expected of you!
  58.  
  59. p5
  60. >Everyone has dead eyes
  61.  
  62. >Work begins.
  63. >...Even saying all that,
  64. >I-I really have to pee...?
  65. >Maybe I should ask one of the girls around me...
  66.  
  67. >Uuh...
  68. >It's hard to ask...
  69.  
  70. >?
  71. >A company message from Yagami-san...?
  72.  
  73. >If you have a question for Hifumin, just use the washlet! [TN: the water spray that cleans your bumhole, also known as a bidet]
  74. >Ask a question with the washlet!?
  75.  
  76. p6
  77. >Employee ID
  78.  
  79. >Ah, Kou-chan. Have you taken the photo for Aoba-chan's employee ID yet?
  80. >Huh?
  81.  
  82. >Geez! You were supposed to do it first thing in the morning!
  83. >Ah!
  84. >Sorry, I forgot!
  85.  
  86. >Without an employee ID, she won't just be unable to leave the office, we won't be able to take her incontinence records either!
  87. >She won't be able to get a residual urine allowance either!
  88. >I'll go take it right now!
  89. >Let's go, Aoba!
  90. >R-Right!
  91.  
  92. >...
  93. >What the heck...is an incontinence record?
  94.  
  95. p7
  96. >Can't help but be bothered about it
  97.  
  98. >How was your first day?
  99. >Any questions?
  100.  
  101. >Y-Yes...!
  102. >Um....
  103. ?
  104.  
  105. >Um...
  106. >There's something about my work that I forgot to ask...
  107. >Sure. Ask me anything!
  108.  
  109. >Where's the toilet paper?
  110. >Eh!?
  111. >Just how did you go the whole day...?
  112.  
  113. p8
  114. >Today
  115.  
  116. >Today, I'm gonna give it my besht!
  117.  
  118. >Hahaha, she said "beshy"...
  119. >Hm?
  120. >She's planting herself...
  121.  
  122. >Um...Aoba-chan?
  123. >Yes?
  124.  
  125. >You should use the toilet for the bigger stuff, okay?
  126. >We're first and foremost a pee company, after all...
  127. >Eeeeh!?
  128.  
  129. p9
  130. >And that....
  131. >was a dream
  132.  
  133. >that I had.
  134. >You dreamt that, Sonobe!?
  135. >Why was it a dream about New Game!? [TN: These are characters from Sansha Sanyou]
  136.  
  137.  
  138.  
  139.  
  140.  
  141.  
  142.  
  143. NYOW GAME! 2
  144.  
  145. p2
  146. >>A pee company 2
  147.  
  148. >Aocchi!!
  149. >Let's hang out sometime!!!
  150. >It's summer vacation~
  151.  
  152. >Sorry, Nenecchi.
  153. >It's a bit hectic at work right now.
  154. >Looks like there's not gonna be a summer vacation for me.
  155. >Eeeh~
  156. >Boo~
  157.  
  158. >What was the company you joined again, Aocchi?
  159. >Now that you mention it...
  160. >Ah~
  161. >It's a pee company...
  162.  
  163. >Heh~
  164. >Is that so~?
  165. >A pee company...?
  166.  
  167. p3
  168. >>Infiltration
  169.  
  170. >Aocchi's company sounds suspicious
  171. >so I've infiltrated it via a part-time job!
  172. >I'm Sakura Nene! Sorry I'm late!
  173. >I showed up late.
  174.  
  175. >Alright, Sakura-san, the work you'll be doing is...
  176. >Where could Aocchi be?
  177.  
  178. >What's the matter, Sakura-san?
  179. >You're hopping around...
  180. >Ah
  181. >Sorry...!
  182.  
  183. >There's a toilet at your desk so please hold it in.
  184. >This way.
  185. >No, I don't need the...
  186. >Eh? At my desk!?
  187.  
  188. p4
  189. >>Accused of being a spy
  190.  
  191. >This is your desk, Sakura-san.
  192. >There really is a toilet at my desk!!!
  193.  
  194. >Is Aocchi really at a company like this...?
  195. >?
  196.  
  197. >Sakura-san, you've been acting pretty suspiciously all this time, haven't you...?
  198. >Eh?
  199. >Could you be...
  200. >...!
  201.  
  202. >A spy from a rival company...?
  203. >There's no way there'd be a rival company in this line of work!!!
  204.  
  205. p5
  206. >>Ahagon Umiko
  207.  
  208. >Sorry, about this urine...
  209. >Ah, yes.
  210. >Ah!
  211. >It's Ahagon!!!
  212.  
  213. >I told you not to call me by my surname, didn't I?
  214. >But Ahagon's your name, right?
  215. >It matches your appearance, y'know?
  216.  
  217. >You too, Suzukaze-san. Please call me "Umiko".
  218. >Alright?
  219. >Y-Yes, ma'am.
  220.  
  221. >Got it, "U*ko"!
  222. >Oh!?
  223. >Why'd you bleep out one of the letters? [TN: She's making it sound like "unko", ie. "poop"]
  224.  
  225. p6
  226. >>Collective Management
  227.  
  228. >It's pretty cold today.
  229. >I should raise the temperature...
  230.  
  231. >Hah...
  232. >Nice and warm.
  233.  
  234. >It's gotten hot all of a sudden...
  235.  
  236. >!?
  237. >The toilet seat's temperature somehow went up!?
  238. >The temperature of the toilet seats are all managed collectively.
  239.  
  240. p7
  241. >An incident occurs
  242.  
  243. >A client gave us some apple juice!
  244. >Yay!
  245. >I'll put it in the fridge so everyone help yourself!
  246. >Thank you so much!
  247.  
  248. >Feel free to have some too, Sakura-san.
  249. >Hmm...
  250. >This juice doesn't taste that great.
  251. >Though I guess I shouldn't complain since it's free.
  252.  
  253. >Rin! What should I do!!!?
  254. >Eh, what!? What's wrong, Kou-chan!!!?
  255.  
  256. >My pee that I put in the fridge has disappeared....
  257. >What should I do...?
  258. >Why did you put it in the fridge!?
  259.  
  260. p8
  261. >Whodunnit
  262.  
  263. >I can't help it! It's a pee company after all!
  264. >I-I guess.
  265. >It is a pee company...
  266. >!?
  267. >Could it be this apple juice is...?
  268. >Don't tell me...?
  269.  
  270. >>Kou
  271.  
  272. >U...
  273. >Uweeeeh....
  274.  
  275. p9
  276. >And that
  277. >was a dream...
  278.  
  279. >that I had...
  280. >So that's why you're tired, Nenecchi...
  281. >But did you have to tell me that while I'm drinking apple juice?
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