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  1. [12:45:24] * Christopher Webb looks to his right.
  2. [12:45:25] Christopher Webb says: Hannah?
  3. [12:45:51] (( (20) Hannah Kai: Sorry pm fest. ))
  4. [12:45:54] Hannah Kai says: Hey there.
  5. [12:45:55] Roxanne Sheppard says: How y'doin', FD'?
  6. [12:46:01] Anna Degtyarev says: Po-lice.
  7. [12:46:08] Christopher Webb says: Good to see you.
  8. [12:46:10] Roxanne Sheppard says: Hey!
  9. [12:46:10] Kristen Olsen says: Anyway I better go, you people have fun!
  10. [12:46:12] * Christopher Webb smiles.
  11. [12:46:15] * Hannah is noticeably pregnant - around 6 months. ((Hannah Kai))*
  12. [12:46:15] * Martin Murphy has turned off the engine of the vehicle.
  13. [12:46:36] Roxanne Sheppard says: I'm not the bad one, y'know.
  14. [12:46:50] Martin Murphy says: Hey.
  15. [12:47:03] * Martin Murphy examines Anan Degtyarev and Teilor Hadley's appearances.
  16. [12:47:35] Roxanne Sheppard says: City never sleeps, time to go back to work.
  17. [12:48:02] Martin Murphy says: Really?
  18. [12:48:13] * Christopher Webb rolls his window down.
  19. [12:48:15] Christopher Webb says: What's up?
  20. [12:48:25] * Martin Murphy shakes his head.
  21. [12:48:31] Christopher Webb says: You got a problem?
  22. [12:48:45] Martin Murphy says: No. Do you?
  23. [12:48:56] Christopher Webb says: Looks like you got a problem.
  24. [12:49:12] Christopher Webb says: What was that "really" about?
  25. [12:49:27] Martin Murphy says: Spinning and burning out tires.
  26. [12:49:30] Faction members:
  27. [12:49:30] : Firefighter II Teilor Hadley
  28. [12:49:30] : Probationary Firefighter Anna Degtyarev
  29. [12:49:34] Christopher Webb says: So you got a problem.
  30. [12:49:37] Martin Murphy says: Is that how you wild mother taught you to behave?
  31. [12:49:47] Christopher Webb says: My what?
  32. [12:49:52] * Christopher Webb fronts Martin.
  33. [12:49:56] Martin Murphy says: Yes. Gonna do something about it?
  34. [12:50:00] * Martin Murphy stares at Christopher Webb.
  35. [12:50:08] Christopher Webb says [low]: Spit one more word about my mom.
  36. [12:50:13] Martin Murphy says: You need to learn about respect, young guy.
  37. [12:50:23] Christopher Webb says: Respect?
  38. [12:50:31] Christopher Webb says: Who you think you are that you can talk about my mom.
  39. [12:50:33] Martin Murphy says: That's right. You don't burn out tires at a parking lot in front of people.
  40. [12:50:35] * Anna Degtyarev looks at Martin and Christopher, and raises her eyebrows.
  41. [12:50:38] Martin Murphy says: Start behaving.
  42. [12:50:40] * How old Martin appears to be? ((Christopher Webb))*
  43. [12:50:50] * Glenn Maddox stands by with a slushie in his hand, guzzling loudly as people argue.
  44. [12:51:00] * About mid Twenties, early thirties to a good eye. ((Martin Murphy))*
  45. [12:51:05] Anna Degtyarev says: How about we all just take a step back, and chill out?
  46. [12:51:25] * Glenn Maddox has a black eye and a closed cut on his forehead. The empty drink gurgles through the straw.
  47. [12:51:30] Martin Murphy says: And who do you think you are to burn out ties out in front of people?
  48. [12:51:38] * Wei Zhao peers over his shoulder at the group as he makes a withdrawal, listening carefully.
  49. [12:51:39] * Martin Murphy replies to Christopher's remark.
  50. [12:51:40] (( (4) Teilor Hadley: probably desync tbh ))
  51. [12:51:43] * Chris in his early Twenties 188CM and "healthy". ((Christopher Webb))*
  52. [12:51:45] (( (1) Martin Murphy: flop ))
  53. [12:51:51] (( (23) Glenn Maddox: It's a bug somethimes. ))
  54. [12:51:53] (( (9) Christopher Webb: lol ))
  55. [12:52:15] Christopher Webb says: Anyways.
  56. [12:52:17] (( (23) Glenn Maddox: You'll see people burning their tires but they're not moving, ask them to sync ))
  57. [12:52:23] Christopher Webb says: Time is money, I got no time to waste on fools like you.
  58. [12:52:29] * Christopher Webb shoves Martin back lightly.
  59. [12:52:30] Martin Murphy says: I apologize about calling your mother wild. It wasn't nice of me. But, you, young guy.
  60. [12:52:34] Martin Murphy says: Get yourself in check, please.
  61. [12:52:37] Christopher Webb says: Think twice before you talk shit.
  62. [12:52:40] Christopher Webb says: Fuck off.
  63. [12:52:54] : ** [LSFD] Probationary Firefighter Anna Degtyarev: FD 6567 for PD. **
  64. [12:52:59] Glenn Maddox shouts: Yeaaaah! Fuck off!
  65. [12:53:02] Martin Murphy says: Yes. Bounce off in your granny's period looking ass fart-car.
  66. [12:53:02] : ** [LSPD] Police Officer I Roxanne Sheppard: PD 3818 to Fire, send. **
  67. [12:53:04] * Glenn Maddox grins, just parroting.
  68. [12:53:15] Martin Murphy says: Thinking you're sleek.
  69. [12:53:18] Christopher Webb says: Really?
  70. [12:53:20] * Martin Murphy lets out a slight chuckle.
  71. [12:53:24] Christopher Webb says: Come closer.
  72. [12:53:24] * Martin Murphy provokes Christopher.
  73. [12:53:32] Christopher Webb says: A bit closer.
  74. [12:53:35] : ** [LSFD] Probationary Firefighter Anna Degtyarev: FD 6567, request a unit to Mirror Plaza, two guys squaring up, probably going to - **
  75. [12:53:44] Hannah Kai says: Guys, come on.
  76. [12:53:44] : ** [LSFD] Probationary Firefighter Anna Degtyarev: uh, That was fast. FD out. **
  77. [12:53:47] Hannah Kai says: No need to be like that.
  78. [12:53:47] Martin Murphy says: What, you're gonna kiss me? Gayboy.
  79. [12:53:52] Christopher Webb says: Yea.
  80. [12:53:54] Christopher Webb says: Maybe.
  81. [12:53:56] (Radio) Roxanne Sheppard says: 2-JOHN-1, gonna be code six at Mirror Park Plaza.
  82. [12:54:00] Martin Murphy says: Mhm.
  83. [12:54:08] Martin Murphy says: Thank you. I am flattered.
  84. [12:54:11] Roxanne Sheppard says: Ayy, ayy.
  85. [12:54:16] * Wei Zhao observes the duo, grinning happily whilst leaning his shoulder against the pillar.
  86. [12:54:18] * Christopher Webb looks at the officer.
  87. [12:54:21] Christopher Webb says: You are so lucky.
  88. [12:54:23] Roxanne Sheppard says: What's going on here?
  89. [12:54:23] * Christopher Webb laughs.
  90. [12:54:27] Martin Murphy says: Why am I lucky?
  91. [12:54:28] Christopher Webb says: Nothing much.
  92. [12:54:32] Christopher Webb says: He's talking too much that's all.
  93. [12:54:40] Christopher Webb says: He needs to learn to keep his mouth shut.
  94. [12:54:45] Roxanne Sheppard says: Alright, alright. How about you pull over so we can have a talk?
  95. [12:54:48] Martin Murphy says: Yes. And you need to learn how to behave.
  96. [12:54:51] Martin Murphy says: 'Buddy'.
  97. [12:54:58] Christopher Webb says: He's keeping to provoke.
  98. [12:55:03] Roxanne Sheppard says: Well then.
  99. [12:55:14] * Roxanne Sheppard points out of the parking lot, towards the heart of the park.
  100. [12:55:17] Hannah Kai says [low]: Jesus..
  101. [12:55:22] Roxanne Sheppard says: Take that exit and pull over for me, please.
  102. [12:55:22] * Martin Murphy would seem to be having a blast. He's used to arguements.
  103. [12:55:40] Christopher Webb says: I am not pulling over to fucking solve a shit with someone that talk shit about my mom.
  104. [12:55:45] Christopher Webb says: I got things to do.
  105. [12:55:49] Martin Murphy says: See what I'm talking about? No respect.
  106. [12:55:53] Christopher Webb says: No respect!?
  107. [12:55:58] Roxanne Sheppard says: You are pulling over cause I ask you to. It's a lawful order now.
  108. [12:56:02] Christopher Webb says: You can talk about respect you fuck boy.
  109. [12:56:06] Roxanne Sheppard says: Cut it.
  110. [12:56:07] Martin Murphy says: No sense of parenting in him. Poor soul, hah!
  111. [12:56:24] * Christopher Webb reaches towards his glovebox, opens it takes few documents hands it to Roxanne.
  112. [12:56:26] Christopher Webb says: Here you go.
  113. [12:56:30] Christopher Webb says: I am really in a rush.
  114. [12:56:35] Martin Murphy says: She didn't ask for documents. She asked you to pull over.
  115. [12:56:41] Christopher Webb says: Shut the fuck up.
  116. [12:56:46] Roxanne Sheppard says: Well, now looks like it's going to take longer. Pull over as I asked you to, please.
  117. [12:56:48] Martin Murphy says: Does this guy even speak english?
  118. [12:56:50] * Martin Murphy laughs.
  119. [12:57:08] * Christopher Webb has his hand out the window with his documents.
  120. [12:57:09] * Glenn Maddox grins wide. One of his molars is missing.
  121. [12:57:13] * Christopher Webb sighs.
  122. [12:57:23] Roxanne Sheppard says: I'll follow right up.
  123. [12:57:24] * Christopher Webb drops the documents on the seat.
  124. [12:57:52] Roxanne Sheppard [Megaphone]: Take a right, and don't block the intersection while pulling over, please'!
  125. [12:58:08] Anna Degtyarev says: Fun times.
  126. [12:58:10] * Martin Murphy lets a full blown holly-wood like smile arise on his face.
  127. [12:58:13] Roxanne Sheppard [Megaphone]: Keep going slowly until I say stop, please.
  128. [12:58:21] Roxanne Sheppard [Megaphone]: Stop.
  129. [12:58:21] Glenn Maddox says: Hahaha, what did he do, try to kill the president?
  130. [12:58:39] Martin Murphy says: Yes. Sort of.
  131. [12:58:44] Martin Murphy says: Maniac, I tell you.
  132. [12:58:49] Glenn Maddox says: Hey, ambulance dudes!
  133. [12:58:49] * Martin Murphy says to Glenn Maddox.
  134. [12:58:53] * Glenn Maddox points at Anna.
  135. [12:58:53] Hannah Kai says: I dunno what happened.
  136. [12:58:55] Glenn Maddox says: Dude!
  137. [12:59:00] Hannah Kai says: Last time I spoke to him he was a reasonable person.
  138. [12:59:05] Hannah Kai says: It's like.. all gone out the window.
  139. [12:59:05] Glenn Maddox says: You guys gonna be here a while?
  140. [12:59:18] Martin Murphy says: It's his true side showing, honey. He was just pretending to be reasonable with you.
  141. [12:59:29] Hannah Kai says: There's a reason we're not going out anymore.
  142. [12:59:33] * Hannah Kai chuckles, shaking her head.
  143. [12:59:40] Hannah Kai says: Got a hint of that and swerved like crazy.
  144. [12:59:54] Martin Murphy says: I knew you are pretty, but smart on top of it all? What a rare gem you are.
  145. [13:00:02] Hannah Kai says: Awh, well.
  146. [13:00:02] Glenn Maddox says: Ambulance duuuuuuuuuuude.
  147. [13:00:05] Hannah Kai says: 'Preciate it.
  148. [13:00:09] Martin Murphy says: Leaving that dirtfuckboy behind was probably the best decision you've made.
  149. [13:00:18] * Martin Murphy releases a chuckle.
  150. [13:00:19] Hannah Kai says: There's a long line where he came from.
  151. [13:00:53] * Would Hannah be pregnant? ((Martin Murphy))*
  152. [13:01:00] Martin Murphy says: Congratulations, by the way.
  153. [13:01:03] * Yup, about 6 months. ((Hannah Kai))*
  154. [13:01:07] Hannah Kai says: Oh, uhm. Thank you.
  155. [13:01:13] * Hannah Kai looks down at herself briefly, smiling.
  156. [13:01:18] Martin Murphy says: I'm Martin.
  157. [13:01:25] Hannah Kai says: Hannah, good to meet you.
  158. [13:01:34] * Martin Murphy would offer a handshake to Hannah Kai whilst glaring deep into her eyes, with a slight smirk.
  159. [13:01:43] * Martin Murphy is all chattery and flirty with Hannah.
  160. [13:01:44] * Hannah Kai meets Martin's hand with hers, shaking in return.
  161. [13:01:48] Glenn Maddox says [low]: Ambulance chick. I need to try a thing. Don't go far away.
  162. [13:02:06] Martin Murphy says: Hannah. Lovely, real nice name. I don't hear it much, it's rare.
  163. [13:02:19] * Martin Murphy observes Hannah well from toe to top as he chats with her.
  164. [13:02:20] Hannah Kai says: It's so good it works both ways around, what can I say.
  165. [13:02:44] * Hannah Kai giggles, nodding.
  166. [13:02:44] Martin Murphy says: Mhm. You're from around here?
  167. [13:03:01] Martin Murphy says: Hannah?
  168. [13:03:07] * Martin Murphy lets out a flirty cheeky chuckle.
  169. [13:03:09] Hannah Kai says: Uhm, well.
  170. [13:03:15] Hannah Kai says: Family's from Hawaii.. I was born there.
  171. [13:03:19] Hannah Kai says: Moved here when I was like two though.
  172. [13:03:21] Hannah Kai says: So.. yes?
  173. [13:03:52] * Cody Jones squints, a bit concerned.
  174. [13:03:54] Cody Jones says: Oh, you do.
  175. [13:03:57] Hannah Kai says: How about you?
  176. [13:03:57] Martin Murphy says: Oh, yeah, living nearby?
  177. [13:04:01] Hannah Kai says: Uhm.. down in Davis.
  178. [13:04:15] Martin Murphy says: I was born and raised here, honey. Old newcomer, you could say.
  179. [13:04:21] * Martin Murphy watches Glenn Maddox.
  180. [13:04:23] Hannah Kai says: Ah, I gotcha.
  181. [13:04:27] * Martin Murphy returns his gaze on Hannah Kai.
  182. [13:04:36] Martin Murphy says: I like your outfit.
  183. [13:04:43] Teilor Hadley says: Pretty sure I've seen you before.
  184. [13:04:50] Hannah Kai says: Why thank you.. It was my 'I'm too gross for clothes' look.
  185. [13:04:51] * Teilor Hadley glances over at Kai, as she leans back against the vehicle.
  186. [13:05:00] * Martin Murphy laughs at Hannah's remark, playing along.
  187. [13:05:01] Hannah Kai says: Uhm.. maybe.
  188. [13:05:08] Hannah Kai says: I'm always around, I guess.
  189. [13:05:20] * Martin Murphy pulls out a pack of cigarettes.
  190. [13:05:24] * Martin Murphy slips one in his mouth.
  191. [13:05:36] Martin Murphy says: I'd offer you one, but, maybe in several months from now.
  192. [13:05:40] Glenn Maddox says: I'm good, ambulance chicks, didn't break my ass. Woop!
  193. [13:05:44] * Martin Murphy lights up his ciggy. Smoking.
  194. [13:05:47] Hannah Kai says: Oh yeah, heh. I'm fine without.
  195. [13:06:00] Hannah Kai says: Tried cigs like once.. just not for me.
  196. [13:06:18] Martin Murphy says: Mh... Yes. Cancer sticks. Not good for anything.
  197. [13:06:50] * Martin Murphy would have a very defined jawline and cheekbones. They're model-like.
  198. [13:07:02] Hannah Kai says: Even weed, like..
  199. [13:07:08] Hannah Kai says: I like weed but I hate smoking it.
  200. [13:07:15] Hannah Kai says: Edibles all the way.
  201. [13:07:19] Martin Murphy says: Weedcookies. Damn right.
  202. [13:07:23] * Martin Murphy chuckles it up.
  203. [13:07:23] Hannah Kai says: Not these days, obviously. But you know what I mean.
  204. [13:07:33] : (( PM from (28) Jackson Shea: don't u love RPing ))
  205. [13:07:39] Martin Murphy says: You've got a good taste, honey. Know what's the good stuff.
  206. [13:07:45] Hannah Kai says: Hah, I try.
  207. [13:07:45] : (( PM from (28) Jackson Shea: with a dude jumping around with a BMX right next to y'all ))
  208. [13:07:46] : (( PM to (28) Jackson Shea: hmmmm ))
  209. [13:07:53] : (( PM from (28) Jackson Shea: reminds me of LSRP, good old Idlestack ))
  210. [13:07:54] : (( PM to (28) Jackson Shea: fucking amazing ))
  211. [13:07:59] Martin Murphy says: You work anywhere, Hannah?
  212. [13:08:35] (( (1) Martin Murphy: 1 sec brb ))
  213. [13:09:01] Hannah Kai says: Uhm, well..
  214. [13:09:04] Hannah Kai says: This one's technically my job.
  215. [13:09:08] * Hannah Kai pats her tummy gently, smiling.
  216. [13:09:10] Hannah Kai says: I'm a surrogate, so.
  217. [13:09:26] Anna Degtyarev whispers: The fact he's smoking in front of her is fucking daft.
  218. [13:09:34] Roxanne Sheppard says: Let me know if he's trying to stir up stuff again.
  219. [13:09:34] Teilor Hadley says: Hey pal. She's pregnant.
  220. [13:09:39] Teilor Hadley says: Might wanna put out that cig.
  221. [13:09:49] * Martin Murphy glares over at Teilor Hadley.
  222. [13:09:51] Teilor Hadley says: Just as bad as her smoking herself.
  223. [13:10:00] Martin Murphy says: Mh. You're right.
  224. [13:10:01] Roxanne Sheppard says: Oh damn, really?; Congrats, ma'am.
  225. [13:10:10] Martin Murphy says: My urges caught me off guard. I apologize, honey.
  226. [13:10:11] Teilor Hadley says: With all due respect.
  227. [13:10:13] Hannah Kai says: Thank you.
  228. [13:10:14] * Martin Murphy tosses the cigarette away.
  229. [13:10:24] * Teilor Hadley extends her hand in apologetic manner, eyeing at Murphy.
  230. [13:10:25] Hannah Kai says: It's okay.. I'm up wind. No biggie.
  231. [13:10:31] Martin Murphy says: I haven't had a cig in a while. Haha, you know how it is.
  232. [13:10:35] * Martin Murphy chuckles it up, again.
  233. [13:10:43] Roxanne Sheppard says: Well, I'm off. That happens again, let me know.
  234. [13:10:57] Martin Murphy says: Thank you.
  235. [13:11:01] * Martin Murphy nods to Roxanne Sheppard.
  236. [13:11:01] Roxanne Sheppard says: Stay safe'.
  237. [13:11:06] Martin Murphy says: Safe shift!
  238. [13:11:10] Hannah Kai says: You too!
  239. [13:11:12] Roxanne Sheppard says: Thanks.
  240. [13:11:33] Martin Murphy says: You feel hungry, Hannah?
  241. [13:11:40] Martin Murphy says: I could use some burgers.
  242. [13:11:55] Hannah Kai says: Honestly, I wouldn't mind.
  243. [13:12:03] Martin Murphy says: Let's go get it.
  244. [13:12:11] * Martin Murphy motions Hannah to follow.
  245. [13:12:21] Martin Murphy says: Cut that shit.
  246. [13:12:36] : ** [LSFD] Firefighter II Teilor Hadley: FIRE 6550 for PD. **
  247. [13:12:37] * Martin Murphy has turned on the engine of the vehicle.
  248. [13:12:44] * Hannah Kai chuckles, adjusting herself in the seat.
  249. [13:12:45] : ** [LSPD] Police Officer I Roxanne Sheppard: PD 3818 to FD, send. **
  250. [13:12:56] : ** [LSFD] Firefighter II Teilor Hadley: FIRE 6550 for last, same guy is back, now on a motorbike, doing some reckless driving -- **
  251. [13:13:02] : ** [LSFD] Firefighter II Teilor Hadley: --and more burnouts. **
  252. [13:13:09] Glenn Maddox says: Bunch'a savages in this town.
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  254. [13:13:25] : ** [LSPD] Police Officer I Roxanne Sheppard: PD 3818 to last, is he still in Mirror Park? **
  255. [13:13:28] * Glenn Maddox grins brightly, even if he doesn't look any better. The bruise on his eye is yellowing.
  256. [13:13:45] : ** [LSFD] Firefighter II Teilor Hadley: Just left heading North over Mirror Park boulevard. **
  257. [13:13:53] : ** [LSFD] Firefighter II Teilor Hadley: Not sure on the model of the bike, it's dark colored though. **
  258. [13:15:38] : ** [LSPD] Police Officer I Roxanne Sheppard: PD 3818 to last, copy that, will keep an eye out. **
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  260. [13:15:52] : ** [LSFD] Firefighter II Teilor Hadley: Got him. Glory Way./ **
  261. [13:16:02] : ** [LSFD] Firefighter II Teilor Hadley: He's following the gent that made you pull him over. **
  262. [13:16:40] : ** [LSFD] Firefighter II Teilor Hadley: Vinewood PArk drive. SHOTS FIRED. **
  263. [13:17:22] SMS received [#Anna]: DID HE JUST SHOOT AT A FUCKING PREGNANT WOMAN
  264. [13:17:27] * Martin Murphy has turned off the engine of the vehicle.
  265. [13:17:27] Teilor Hadley [Megaphone]: GO GO GO.
  266. [13:17:28] SMS received [#Anna]: or was that the guy with her shooting him
  267. [13:17:31] * Martin Murphy has turned on the engine of the vehicle.
  268. [13:17:54] (( (4) Teilor Hadley: ok lol ))
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