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Sonic Twitter Takeover 4 - 34 - @RubberNinja

May 29th, 2019
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  1. [34 - @RubberNinja]
  2. https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1132091695258976256
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  4. - Tails: @RubberNinja asks:
  5. "On a downward incline, would Eggman's top speed while rolling surpass Sonic?"
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  7. - Shadow: Wait a minute, that's Ross. He's one of the Grumpy Guys or whatever they call themselves. I was a Grumpy Guy before it was cool.
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  9. - Sonic: The "Game Grumps", Shadow. But this one's easy so I'll answer it. There's absolutely no way I'd lose to Eggman at anything, especially a SPEED competition!
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  11. - Eggman: Hold on, hold on. Let's think about this scientifically. From a momentum perspective, since I weigh more than you I would almost certainly eventually reach a-
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  13. - Shadow: But your body is clearly not build for spindashing, Doctor. I don't think you'd have nearly as smooth of a roll downward.
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  15. - Eggman: No no no, we can just do the math here, let's see. On a downward incline, assuming Sonic begins with a spindash...
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  17. - Tails: And also assuming Eggman has no bones to slow him down.
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  19. - Eggman: Wait, what?
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  21. - Tails: Eggman would eventually pass Sonic after roughly... 7.8 miles!
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  23. - Eggman: Hold on a minute, what- what was that about no bones?
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  25. - Shadow: Well there you have it, Ross of the Grumpy Grumps. That's just science!
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