STAR WAR: THE NOVELTY DESIRE: COMPLETE SCRIPT

STAR WAR: THE NOVELTY DESIRE: COMPLETE SCRIPT

THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 1: IMPERIAL ATTACK:

	"Long time ago in the faraway galaxy..."

	"STAR WAR"

	"The Fourth Gathers: The Novelty Desire"

	"This is civilization having period the war.
	Treachery spacecraft from the secretive house,
	hit the first fight against the Milky Way emperor evil."

	"Rebel army spy management during the war.
	Steal the empire death star final the weapon,
	is the clothing station wagon sufficient to eat all star."

	"Princess Leah is the black imperial agent fuck.
	Pursue the ship the janitor of the robbery design.
	Kill her people the Milky Way recovery is the."

(Well, that explains everything.)

Two ships are having a firefight. Princess Leah is trying to escape from the robbery-designed janitor.

Her vessel is hit by enemy fire. Two robots aboard - Blow The Skin and R2 - react to the damage.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Did you hear it?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "They shut down the main reactor. Of course we will destroy. this is crazy."

Troopsesses rush to face the oncoming enemy.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "We fuck be die."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Bong day will not escape."

Clanking sounds are heard.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "what is that?"

Bong Day's pursuers forcibly dock with her ship. ST ER ORMTROOPs rush in and shoot up the troopsesses, forcing the survivors to retreat. Once the hall is clear, their leader - Lord Bader - enters the ship.

Meanwhile, Leah puts some kind of disc into R2.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "R2-D2, Gaza?"

Blow The Skin spots R2. Princess Leah sneaks away.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "At last! where do you is go?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "What we have done? We were sent to the spicy mines ... kesel. I hit who knows what sort of person!"

R2 ignores Blow The Skin and leaves.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Wait. Where are you going?"

Meanwhile, the rebel troopsesses have lost the battle. Lord Bader interrogates This With In, the captain of the ship, when a ST ER ORMTROOP interrupts him.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "Death Star plans are in the main computer."

Lord Bader turns back towards This With In.

	LORD BADER: "Where a transfer is blocked? Can you change your plans?"

	THIS WITH IN: "We do not spread disease. This is a consular ship. Our diplomatic missions."

	LORD BADER: "If the projector boat ... Where are you, Ambassador?"

Lord Bader throws This With In at a wall, killing him, before turning towards his ST ER ORMTROOPs.

	LORD BADER: "Commander, until you find a plan that will tear the boat ... Passengers with me! I hope they are still alive!"

A group of ST ER ORMTROOPs find Princess Leah.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "A. Setting the stern."

Leah shoots one of the ST ER ORMTROOPS dead, before being hit by a stun ray herself.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "She'll be fine. the Lord held us captive."

Meanwhile, Blow The Skin and R2 have found the first aid airships.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Hey! You will not be allowed to exist. It limits. You will be disabled."

R2 beeps before managing to enter the airship.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Do you call your opponent a philosopher, I ... Greece you are overweight Earth! I was right in front of you."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "A secret mission? What is your plan? what are you saying? I did not get in there."

The ST ER ORMTROOPs discover and start shooting at Blow The Skin, who reluctantly enters the airship.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I'll be sorry."

The first aid airship blasts off towards the planet below, but is spotted by two fist choice officers onboard Lord Bader's ship.

	FIRST CHOICE OFFICER 1: "Another go."

	FIRST CHOICE OFFICER 2: "Hold your fire. Some do not have life. It must have short-circuited."

In the first aid airship, Blow The Skin and R2 watch other ships dissapear into the distance.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "That's funny. Damage is not a bad show here."

(According to IMDB, there are many movies and shows called "Damage." I haven't seen a fraction of them, so I wouldn't know if Blow The Skin is right or not.)

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Are you sure you want this thing safe?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Fives."

Meanwhile, Princess Leah is brought to Lord Bader by a group of ST ER ORMTROOPs.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Reach the west. You can only do so much. Imperial Senate will not sit still. When they heard that you did attacked a ambassador ..."

	LORD BADER: "Your Highness, do not act such shocked. You do not have any charity this time. Columns were sent to spy ship yi resistance. I know what will happen, your plan."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "I do not think you know what you're talking. I am the Imperial Senate ... diplomatic mission.

	LORD BADER: "You are the body part of the rebel. Traitor! Take her!"

The ST ER ORMTROOPs take Leah away. Commander Jir, a first choice officer, tries to talk some sense into Lord Bader.

	COMMANDER JIR: "He held her at risk. Once you have these words ... It can sympathy for the Senate in the rebellion."

	LORD BADER: "I supported her espionage. Now she is mine only to find their secret base link."

	COMMANDER JIR: "Before that, she will not tell you nothing, she will be die."

	LORD BADER: "He left me. Distress sends the signal ...... All aboard were killed after the time to tell the Senate."

Their conversation is interrupted by the arrival of another officer. (I'm not sure what his real name is, so let's just call him Mark, like in the Tommy Wiseau fandubs.)

	COMMANDER MARK: "Lord Vader, battle stations plan ... I can not take this ship ... Transmission is indispensable. Ford Escape in battle was canceled ... But life has not boarded."

	LORD BADER: "She must have plan to in the escape pod. Searching ... send separation, you can see for commander. We will not work this time."

	COMMANDER MARK: "Ok."

END OF SCENE 1.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 2: THE DUNE SEA:

(Also known as Blow The Skin's One-man show.)

Blow The Skin and R2 have crashed in the desert, and are leaving their ship behind.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "We did not enter this how messy? I really do not know how to fuck. It looks like we do pain. This is a lot in our lives."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I have to rest before the crash. United almost fixed."

Blow The Skin stares at the wast, empty desert.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Desertion place!"

R2 starts to move away from Blow The Skin.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Where do you think you're going?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN "Well, I do not intend to do so. It is too rocky. This method is very easy."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Do you think you ... There is also a compromise?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "And I'm not technical."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "What is the task? what are you saying?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I'm just enough for you. Such a move. You're in trouble a day ... You myopia scrap heap."

Blow The Skin kicks R2 and walks off.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Let me catch me begging for help ... Since you can not get it."

R2 beeps. Blow The Skin looks back at the robot.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Taking no chances. I do not intend to do so."

Blow The Skin keeps walking, and comes across a huge skeleton.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "In other words, little twerp fault. It was his fault. He tricked me to go this route? But he will not do better."

The robot spots something at the horizon...

	BLOW THE SKIN: "waiting! what is that? Transgender. I'm saved!"

... and tries to get it's attention.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Here! Hey! Hey! help me! help me!"

Later that same evening, R2 is ambushed by some Plus Wow People. The shoot him with a stun ray and take him to the transgendered Sandcrawler.

(How does that work, anyway? Do Sandcrawlers have biological sexes? Do they... reproduce?!)

(Let's not think about THAT any longer.)

Within the Sandcrawler, R2 is reunited with Blow The Skin.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "R2?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "R2-D2 is for you! This neoda!"

The Sandcrawler drives off into the distance.

END OF SCENE 2.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 3: THE MOISTURE FARM:

The next morning, a patrol of ST ER ORMTROOPs have landed on the planet in search of the robots.

	ST ER ORMTROOP 1: "Someone in the car. In a direction away from the rail."

Another ST ER ORMTROOP picks up a small, metal piece from the ground.

	ST ER ORMTROOP 2: "Sir, looking at the android phone."

Meanwhile, the Sandcrawler has arrived at its destination.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "We stopped. wake up! wake up!"

The door opens and the Plus Wow People come in.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "We fuck be die"

They are carrying guns, and gesture to certain robots to go outside.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Do you think they'll melt us?"

A rather agressive Plus Wow Person chooses Blow The Skin.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Do not shoot! Do not shoot!"

Blow The Skin turns to R2.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Will this end?"

The Sandcrawler has stopped at a farm. The owner - Owen - and his nephew - The Gospel Of Luke - step outside.

	UNCLE OWEN: "Ok. go."

Suddenly, Owen's wife Sefrou calls her nephew from the yard.

	AUNT SEFROU: "Gospel of Luke the gospel of Luke!"

The Gospel Of Luke runs over to the yard to listen what Sefrou has to say.

	AUNT SEFROU: "He told his uncle, who was a translator. If you... You have to talk to add."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "We remind did not seem much of a choice, but I think of him."

The Gospel of Luke walks back to his uncle, who has started looking over the robots.

	UNCLE OWEN: "Yes, we carried out a red. No, that one."

Suddenly, he is standing in front of Blow The Skin.

	UNCLE OWEN: "I think you're wrong etiquette protocol."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "protocol? Why, my function, sir. I am proficient in all customs ..."

	UNCLE OWEN: "I have no need for a protocol droid."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Of course, not a teacher. In the environment is not the case. I've been programming reasons ..."

	UNCLE OWEN: "I really need to understand a robot ...... Water vaporators binary language."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Vaporators? Sir, my first job is to load the binary language of weightlifting ... Vaporators in most respects very similar."

	UNCLE OWEN: "Can you tell fill?"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Of course, sir, I can. It's like a second language, I ..."

	UNCLE OWEN: "Ok. To shut up. I do it this way."

Owen turns towards his nephew.

	UNCLE OWEN: "gospel! I want the two of you through the garage? I wash them up then eat them."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "But to Tosche station ... Select some strong and big converters."

	UNCLE OWEN: "You can waste time with your friends ... Once your job done. bring it on. I know."

The Gospel Of Luke turns towards Blow The Skin ...

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "it is good. hurry."

... and then towards Red...

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "And red. hurry."

... who doesn't move at all.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Well, Red, come on. go."

Red finally starts moving... but then he explodes.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Uncle Owen!"

	UNCLE OWEN: "is it?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "This R2 unit has a crime motive. example."

Uncle Owen turns to the nearest Plus Wow Person.

	UNCLE OWEN: "Hey, you're trying to push us?"

Blow The Skin then pats The Gospel Of Luke on his shoulder.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I am sorry... But the main condition R2 units, the real deal."

The Gospel Of Luke calls out to his uncle, to present another option.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Uncle Owen."

	UNCLE OWEN: "how?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Do you like blue?"

	UNCLE OWEN: "We do."

The Plus Wow People come to take away the burning red, to The Gospel Of Luke's agreement.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Away."

Blow The Skin tries to ensure his new owner that he has made a good choice.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "You are one, you will be very satisfied with the teacher. He really is a first-class status. I've worked with him. Here he comes."

The two robots reunite once again.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Well, let's go."

The Gospel Of Luke walks back into the farm. Blow The Skin turns towards R2.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Now, you do not forget it. Why should I stick my neck you ... Very excess of my capacity."''

The two robots follow The Gospel Of Luke into the farm.

END OF SCENE 3.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 4: THE HOLOGRAM:

We open up on Blow The Skin, standing in a bathtub.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Thank the maker! Two oil bath good plreasures."

The Gospel Of Luke is sitting in a chair, playing with a toy airship.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I have a bad case of dust contamination under ... I could hardly move."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "It's just not fair. Oh, Biggs is right. I will not leave here."

He puts down the toy and walks over to Blow The Skin.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "how can I help you?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Unless you can change the time ... Harvested speed or teleport to my rock."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I do not think so, sir. I'm just a robot ...... Not big familiar with things ...... After all, not on this planet. In fact, I do not even I am on Earth."

(Only now does Blow The Skin realise that he's not on Earth.)

The Gospel Of Luke sits down next to R2 and starts cleaning him up.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You are a bright center of the universe ... You are in a distant planet."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I see the teacher."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You can call me the way."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I saw the gospel."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Haha. Just Luke."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Oh ...... and C-3PO, human cyborg relations Yes. This is my wife ... R2-D2."

(You see? It's totally canon now!)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Hello there."

The Gospel Of Luke continues preparing R2 for dinner...

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You score much carbon. As you've been a lot of action."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "With all we've through ... Sometimes we just amazed, we are in a condition ... What all uprising."

The Gospel Of Luke runs up to low The Skin, startled.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You know the Empire against the rebellion!"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "In other words, we are ready to serve you we are not? I mean, you are, Mr. President."

(Yes, The Gospel Of Luke is the president, by the way. I may have forgotten to mention that.)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You have fought many?"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "A few, I think. In fact, there is nothing to say. I am not more than a translator ... And telling stories is not very good. Well, anyway, to make them interesting."

(This is getting a bit too meta for my liking...)

The Gospel Of Luke starts working on R2 again.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Well, my little friend? There is something stuck in here good job. Starcruiser or are you ..."

Suddenly, a hologram of Princess Leah appears in front of them.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Can't help the ratio tile. You were my only hope."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "what is this?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: ""What is?" He has a question for you. what is that?"

The hologram keeps looping...

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Can't help the ratio tile. You were my only hope. Can't help the ratio tile. You were my only hope."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "What he did not, sir, simply say, is not at fault. Previous data. It does not pay too much mind."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Who is she? She is very sex appeal."

(This movie already feels somewhat incestious in hindsight. Somehow, this translation only makes it worse.)

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I am a teacher, fear not clear. I think she is our last voyage passengers. Some important people, I believe. Our claim is attached ...2

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Do you have more records?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: ", R2 express themselves. You will get a problem for us. It's ok. You can trust him. He is our new owner."

R2 beeps. Blow The Skin turns back towards The Gospel Of Luke.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "He said, the ratio tile is property ... Inhabitants of the region ... This is his private information. Frankly, sir, I do not know what he was saying. Our last master was Captain Antilles.
		But all we've been through ... R2 is a small unit has been slightly eccentric."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "The ratio is prosperous. He did not know the old way."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I'm sorry, sir, you know what he's saying?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I do not know any European Wan ... But the old Ben around the entire sand. He was kind of a strange North Korea."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Can't help the ratio tile."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I do not know who she is. She sounds like a problem. Overall play better."

The Gospel Of Luke tries to touch R2, but he protets.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "He said the restriction bolt ... And a magnetic recording system short circuits. He suggested that if you remove the bolt ... He can play all the vinyl records."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Oh yeah. it feel good... I think you'll be too small ...... I took off. it is good.."

The Gospel Of Luke removes the restraining bolt...

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "There you go."

... only to realise that the hologram has dissapeared.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Wait. How she is going on? To get her back. To play the entire message."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: '"What information?"'

Blow The Skin hits R2.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Dunn played only one! First, you build your rusty done internally."

Suddenly, The Gospel Of Luke hears his aunt calling.

	AUNT SEFROU: "Gospel of Luke the gospel of Luke!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Well, I can be there aunt Voru."

Before The Gospel Of Luke leaves, Blow The Skin apologizes for his wife's behaviour.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "sorry sir...... But he seems to have picked up some chatter."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Wolf. See if you can do anything with him. I will soon be back."

The Gospel Of Luke leaves. The robots partake in a domestic argument.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Just play your inventory that message to him."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "No, I do not think he likes you."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "No, I do not like you."

R2 beeps disappointedly as Blow The Skin turns his back on him.

END OF SCENE 4.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 5: ONE SEASON MORE:

The Gospel Of Luke joins his Aunt and Uncle at the dinner table.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Do you think we might have bought R2 device is stolen, you know."

	UNCLE OWEN: "Why do you think so?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Though I cleaned him well, I stumbled between the recording. He said, belonged to a man who in the ratio tile."

Owen and Sefrou share a brief, worried look.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I think he has a mean old Ben. You know what he is saying?"

	UNCLE OWEN: "Ah - mm."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I do not know that he was present."

	UNCLE OWEN: "In other words, wizard is just a crazy person. Tomorrow, you will want to take the R2 unit to the anchor ... Memory will be deleted. In other words, it will be the end of it.
		Now, it belongs to us."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "However, this is Obi-Wan to find what he was doing?"

	UNCLE OWEN: "He did not. I do not think he no longer exists he exists. He at the same time, his father died."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "He knew my father?"

	UNCLE OWEN: "I told you to forget it. Your only concern is to prepare a new robot tomorrow. In the morning, I want them in the ridge the south ... It works in the."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Ok. I think these new robot to do a good job. In fact, I, ah, but also thinking about our agreement ... I live in a season it?
		If you perform a new Droid ... I put my application, college this year."

	UNCLE OWEN: "You mean the next semester before the harvest?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "some. There are enough bodaga robots."

	UNCLE OWEN: "When you do not need it, I will reaper. This is just a season. This year we can make enough gains ... I can hire more hands ... Now I will go to school next year.
		You have to understand, I need someone here with you."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "However, the entire "People like years!"

	UNCLE OWEN: "This is just a season and see."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "So, when Biggs and Tank left you told me."

With this said, The Gospel Of Luke rises up from the table.

	AUNT SEFROU: "Where are you going?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I think it will not work. I have to finish to wash the robot."

The Gospel Of Luke leaves the room.

	AUNT SEFROU: "Owen, he can not be here forever. Most of his friends be die. It means a lot to him."

	UNCLE OWEN: "I can get him next year. I promise."

	AUNT SEFROU: "Who just a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father."

	UNCLE OWEN: "This is what I fear."

The Gospel Of Luke goes outside to watch the sunset. He then returns back to the workshop, finding Blow The Skin hiding in the darkness.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Oh!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "What are you hiding back there?"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "My fault, not the teacher. Do not disable me. I told him not to things, but he is a flawed fault. I was on fire."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "No."

The Gospel Of Luke runs outside and scouts the area using his binoculars. Blow The Skin isn't far behind.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "That is, R 2 unit is a problem. The astrodroids got a very hands. Even if I do not understand their logic at times."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "How can you be so stupid? He is not in sight. It explodes!"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I, Mr. President, we forgive him, but can not go?"

(Yup, The Gospel Of Luke is still the president.)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "This is all the people around the sand too dangerous. We will have to wait until the morning."

Suddenly, Owen calls out to his nephew.

	UNCLE OWEN: "Luke! I turned off the power."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "it is good! I may be a few minutes."

The Gospel Of Luke then turns back towards Blow The Skin.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Boy, I'll get it. The little robot, I have a lot of reasons for the problem."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Oh, his superiors to the teacher."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "hurry."

They walk back inside.

END OF SCENE 5.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 6: LANDSPEEDER SEARCH:

The next morning, Uncle Owen wanders around the courtyard, trying to find his nephew.

	UNCLE OWEN: "Who? gospel! gospel!"

He then goes into the kitchen to talk to his wife Sefrou.

	UNCLE OWEN: "Who has seen we have this morning?"

	AUNT SEFROU: "He said it was some of the worst before he should start today ... So, he left early."

	UNCLE OWEN: "He did so, together with its two new robot?"

	AUNT SEFROU: "I think so."

	UNCLE OWEN: "Ah, he has the best units in the south range ... Noon will be repaired or die."

Uncle Owen leaves the room.

Meanwhile, The Gospel Of Luke and Blow The Skin are riding around in a landspeeder, souting the area.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Corner on the scanner has a robot. In front of. It can be our little unit R2. Hit the accelerator!"

They are spotted by some Pathetic People, who mount their steeds and chase after them.

The Gospel Of Luke and Blow The Skin find R2.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Wow, hey! Where do you think you're going?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Lord, who is now the legal owner. We will not abnormal more this Obi-Wan Kenobi gibberish."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "And you do not speak a mission with me. He does not blast you, you are lucky ... Here only the smash!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "No, it does not matter, but I think we'll go further."

R2 beeps.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Now, what is wrong with him?"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "There are several biological approaching from the southeast."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Sand, or even worse."

(I guess the hatred of sand runs in the family.)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "hurry. Let's take a look at this. hurry!"

The Gospel Of Luke gets his gun (that is SO close to being a good musical reference) and runs off. The robots follow after him. The Gopspel Of Luke takes out his binoculars and scouts the area.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Well, there are two classes of Sa ... But I do not see ... and so on."

Suddenly, he notices a Pathetic Person.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "These sand people all right. Now you can see one of them."

Another Pathetic Person sneaks up and knocks The Gospel Of Luke unconsious. Blow The Skin falls over. R2 hides in a cave. The Pathetic people then tries to raid the landspeeder, but are scared away
by an old man - The Ratio - doing animal sounds.

The Ratio walks down to The Gospel Of Luke and puts his hand on his forehead. He notices R2, who is still trying to hide.

	THE RATIO: "Hello there."

R2 beeps.

	THE RATIO: "My children are here, let's go. Do not be afraid."

R2 beeps.

	THE RATIO: "Oh, do not worry. All of his rights."

The Gospel Of Luke awakens.

	THE RATIO: "Very simple, the son of the rest. You've had a busy day. You're everything a good luck."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "this? The ratio? Boy, I'm glad to see you."

	THE RATIO: "Jundland waste can not be taken lightly travel."

The Ratio helps The Gospel Of Luke get back on his feet.

	THE RATIO: "Young, who told the good news ... What you have far to offer?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "The little robot." "

R2 beeps.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I think he was looking for his former master ... However, I have never seen such dedication robots."

R2 beeps.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "He claimed property ... The ratio is prosperous. He is your opponent? You know what to say, who is he?"

The Ratio just stares blankly into space.

(Well, not literary. Technically he's probably looking at the cliffs... You know what? Nevermind.)

	THE RATIO: "The ratio tile? Obi-Wan. Now, I am not heard that name for a long time. a long time."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I think my uncle knew him. he died."

	THE RATIO: "Oh, he did not die. however."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You know him?"

	THE RATIO: "Ah, of course I know him. he's mine."

(PLOT TWIST!!! The Ratio and The Ratio Tile are the same person!)

	RATIO TILE: "I have not been the ratio's name disappeared ...... Ah, before you were born."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Then, the robot does not belong to you."

	RATIO TILE: "I do not seem to remember ever having a robot."

R2 beeps.

	RATIO TILE: "Interesting."

Suddenly, Ratio Tile hears the screams of his children, the Pathetic People.

	RATIO TILE: "I think we'd better indoors. Sand People are easily startled ... But they will soon again, and so on."

They start to leave, but R2 keeps beeping, reminding The Gospel Of Luke of something - or rather someone - he has forgotten.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "3PO."

They find Blow The Skin, who has fallen to pieces.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Where am I? I made a bad step."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Can you stand it? We must leave here before the Sand People come back."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I do not think I can do it. You go to the main road. Yourself in my account does not mean no risk. I am doomed."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "No, you're not. What kind of story?"

	RATIO TILE: "quickly. They are on the move."

Ratio Tile and The Gospel Of Luke start carrying Blow The Skin back to the landspeeder.

END OF SCENE 6.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 7: TALES OF A JEDI KNIGHT:

(What's a jedi knight? Do you mean a hopeless situation warrior?)

Anyway, The Gospel Of Luke, Ratio Tile, Blow The Skin and R2 have all gathered at the Ratio Tile's home.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "No, your father did not fight the war. He was a navigator on a spicy freighter."

	RATIO TILE: "This is your uncle to you. He does not hold more than his father. I think he lives here ... Not intervene."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You can fight in the Clone Wars?"

	RATIO TILE: "Yes. I was once in a hopeless situation ... Like his father."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I wish I knew him."

	RATIO TILE: "He starpilot the best in the galaxy ... ... And warrior. I know you've become ... Good good pilot yourself. He was a good friend. This reminds think ......"

Ratio Tile walks over to a chest, opens it and picks out some kind of object.

	RATIO TILE: "I've got something here for you. Your father wanted you ... When you're old enough ...... But my uncle would not allow it. He is afraid that you can perform old ... Some damn fool
		idealistic in the temple ... Your dad does not like you."

At this point, Blow The Skin interrupts Ratio Tile's tale of his complicated family history to give the President some important information.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Sir, if you do not need me ...... I will close some time."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "some. Us forward."

The Gospel Of Luke then turns to Ratio Tile, who hands him the object from the chest.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "What is it?"

	RATIO TILE: "This is your father's lightsaber. Jedi weapons. No clumsy or random explosion. Elegant weapon more civilization person."

The Gospel Of Luke turns on the lightsaber and swings it around a bit.

	RATIO TILE: "For more than three thousand ... Jedi are guardians ... Peace and justice in the Old Republic ...... Dark ages ago ... Empire before."

The Gospel Of Luke turns off his lightsaber and sits down again.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "How did his father's death?"

	RATIO TILE: "Darth Bader named a young Jedi ... He who is my student, until the transition to the devil ... Empire to help find and destroy the Jedi. He traitor kill your father.
		Now, the extinction. Vader is the dark world temptations."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "wish power?"

	RATIO TILE: "Wish power to his Jedi powers. This is all living things to create an energy field. It is through us, around us ...... It combines the galaxy."

R2 beeps. Ratio Tile walks ower to him to wath his message.

	RATIO TILE: "Now, we can see if you can find my children ...... Where are you from."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I saw part of his message ..."

	RATIO TILE: "I seem to have found it."

This message starts playing, this time in its entirety.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "General Kenobi is a few years ago, you provided your father a clone. Now, he begged to help him ...... His struggle against the empire. Personally, I'm sorry, you can not serve my father's
		request. But my ship has fallen under attack ...... I Alderaan is my responsibility, to bring you a fear of failure. I have information ... Rebellion survival is very important ...
		R2 of the memory cell system. Father knows how to retrieve it. You have to see this robot ...... Security entrusted to him Alderaan. This is our most desperate moments. Can't help the ratio tile.
		You were my only hope."

The message stops: Everyone just sits there in silence for a while.

	RATIO TILE: "You have to learn the method of coercion ... If you can with my Alderaan."

The Gospel Of Luke rises from his chair and starts walking towards the door.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I must go home. late. I'm still in it."

(Ratio Tile does not, in fact, say "fuck" here. That was a bit of artistic license taken in the first audition compilation for the sake of comedic effect.)

	RATIO TILE: "I am your help, who need the Gospel. She needs your help. I'm too old for this category."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE "I can not interfere. I have work to do. I'm not a favorite Empire. I hate it ... But now it is not what you can do. This is a such a long way from here."

	RATIO TILE: "This is the uncle talking."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "My uncle. I will explain how far?"

	RATIO TILE: "Force, who understand the gospel."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I can take you away to the anchor and see. You Morse child sustained, or Easley."

	RATIO TILE: "You need to feel you are the right thing, of course."

And on that note, we cut to the Imperials.

END OF SCENE 7.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 8: DEATH STAR CONFERENCE:

Lord Bader's airship arrives at the Station Wagon. We cut to a conference room, where several officers are sitting at a table.

	CHIEF TAGGE: "Battle position is fully operational ... We are vulnerable. Rebel Alliance has good arms. They are more dangerous than you think."

	ADMIRAL MOTTI: "Dangerous to Your admiral space ... This is not a battle station."

	CHIEF TAGGE: "Rebellion continue to gain support ... In the parliament ..."

Lord Bader and Governor Darkin - the commander of the Station Wagon - enter the room.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Parliament will no longer be of any interest to us. I have just received word ... Emperor has permanently dissolve parliament. The last remnants of the Old Republic ... It was swept away."

Darkin sits down in his chair while Lord Bader stands at his side.

	CHIEF TAGGE: "This is impossible. How to keep the emperor not bureaucratic control?"

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Regional governors now have directly controlling ... Through their territory. We did landline the local system terrorized... Fear of this station wagon."

	CHIEF TAGGE: "What and rebellion that? If you can get banged ... Complete technical readout of this station ... It is possible, however, you can ... They can find a weakness and abuse you."

(Well, that escalated quickly.)

	LORD BADER: "For planning, see you soon in our hands."

	ADMIRAL MOTTI: "The rebels in the station every attack ... It would gesticulation useless is... This can not obtain the relevant technical information. This station is now the big power of the Milky Way.
		I suggest we do utilize."

	LORD BADER: "Do not be so proud ... You fear the technology built. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant ... Next to the wish power units."

	ADMIRAL MOTTI: "This way your medicine men, we do not surprise Lord Vader. Your pathetic devotion to the antique ... It did not help who you remind stolen data tapes ... Or, to give you enough insight ...
		Rebels ", find hidden fortre ..."

Lord Bader chokes Motti with the wish power.

	LORD BADER: "You have no confidence, you are disgusting."

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "enough. Vader his prisonses."

	LORD BADER: "as you wish."

Lord Bader releases his prisonses, who gasps for air.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "This argument makes no sense."

(No kidding.)

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Lord Vader will find information on the the of the rebel fortress ... Due to the office station. We will then crush the uprising ... A quick stroking motion."

Meanwhile in Africa, The Gospel Of Luke and Ratio Tile find that the Plus Wow people have been shot dead.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "It's all right, it seems that the sand people. example. gaffi rods, Bantha tracks. I just, I've never heard of them. Even in the big blow."

	RATIO TILE: "they do not... However, we are to think they did. Tracks side by side. Sand People always ride single file ... Hide their numbers."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "These are the same people plus wow sold us R2 and 3PO."

	RATIO TILE: "And the explosion point, so correct ... people. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Why imperial army slaughtered plus wow people?"

The Gospel Of Luke looks at the robots, and realises what the ST ER ORMTROOPs motives were.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "When they are here tracking robot ...... People know they can sell ... And this will lead back ...... home!"

The Gospel Of Luke jumps into his landspeeder and drives off. Ratio Tile tries to stop him, to no avail.

	RATIO TILE: "Who Wait! It's too dangerous!"

The Gospel Of Luke arrives at his uncle's farm, only to realise that it has been burned down.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Sefrou! Uncle Owen!"

He stops calling out for them when he spots something terrible.

The still smoking, charred remains of his aunt and uncle lie outside the front door, burned down to the bone.

END OF SCENE 8.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 9: MOS EISLEY SPACEPORT:

We cut back to the Station Wagon. Lord Bader enters Princess Leah's cell with two troopsesses.

	LORD BADER: "And now, my ex ... We did discuss the wherever location ... Hidden rebel base."

A torture robot enters the cell. Leah stares at it in shock. The door slams shut.

Meanwhile, The Gospel Of Luke returns to Ratio Tile, R2 and Blow The Skin, who have started burning the bodies of the Plus Wow People.

	RATIO TILE: "You can do anything ... Who. If you've been there. You will also murder ... And now the Droid in the hands of the Empire."

(That made no sense whatsoever. Also, The Gospel Of luke is called "Who" now.)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I want to go to you with Alderaan. There's nothing here. I want to learn how to power ... Hopeless situation like my father."

They all get into the sandcrawler and stop at a cliffside, overlooking a city.

	RATIO TILE: "ISS Moss child Easley. You will never find a more wretched and evil scum of the bee hive. We must be careful."

On their way into ISS Moss Child Easley, they are stopped by a patrol of ST ER ORMTROOPs.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "How do you robot?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Three, four distinct seasons."

	RATIO TILE: "They sell, if you want them."

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "Let me identify."

Ratio Tile waves his hand, using his wish power magic to fool the troopsesses.

	RATIO TILE: "You do not need to see your ID."

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "We do not need to see your ID."

	RATIO TILE: "They can not robots you do fuck."

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "They can not robots we do fuck."

	RATIO TILE: "He can go back to his business."

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "You can go back to your business."

	RATIO TILE: "To go forward."

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "To go forward. To go forward."

The ST ER ORMTROOPs let them pass.

They park their landspeeder in front of a cantina. A Plus Wow Person immediately tries to steal it.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I can not meet the added wow people. Disgusting thing!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Go on, go on."

The Gospel Of Luke succesfully manages to shoo away the Plus Wow Person. He turns back towards Ratio Tile.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I do not understand why our troops. I thought we were all dead."

	RATIO TILE: "The wish power can have a strong influence ... Weak heart."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Do you really think we would find a pilot here ... I want to bring to Alderaan?"

	RATIO TILE: "Most of the best freighter pilots can be found here ... Just try your steps. This place can be a bit rough."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I'm ready for anything."

	BLOW THE SKIN: ", R2 go together."

Our heroes walk into the cantina.

END OF SCENE 9.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 10: THE CANTINA

The cantina is filled with humans and aliens, drinking and chatting. Ratio Tile goes over to the bar to talk to Drag Along, a rookie pilot. Meanwhile, The Gospel Of Luke gets yelled at by the bartender.

	BARTENDER: "Hey! Here, we do not offer that."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "what?"

	BARTENDER: "Your robot, they will have to wait outside. We do not want here."

The Gospel Of Luke turns to Blow The Skin.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Why do not you speed through control of it? We do not want any problems."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I heartily agree with you sir."

The robots leave the building. The Gospel Of Luke sits down at the bar desk and orders a drink.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Uh ... I need one of them."

Suddenly, he is randomly assaulted by two other patrons, Dr. Evazan and Ponda Baba.

	DR. EVAZAN: "He does not like you."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I am sorry."

	DR. EVAZAN: "I do not like you. You look at yourself. We are looking for. I wrote 12 paragraphs a dead system."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I must be careful."

	DR. EVAZAN: "You will die!"

(To be fair, this scene doesn't make much sense in the original movie either. There, I said it.)

However, Ratio Tile decides to intervene.

	RATIO TILE: "This little guy is not worth the effort. Now, I can get something for you."

The antagonistic bar patrons shove The Gospel Of Luke into a table and pull out guns.

	BARTENDER: "what!"

Ratio Tile pulls out his lightsaber, cuts off Ponda Baba's arm and wounds Dr. Evazan in the chest. He then puts his saber away.

As soon as everybody realises that the fight is over, they stop paying attention to him. Ratio Tile then helps The Gospel Of Luke get back on his feet.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I'm very good."

	RATIO TILE: "Vaca was the first friend here ...... Ship can accommodate us."

Meanwhile, Blow The Skin and R2 watch a group of ST ER ORMTROOPs questioning a witness.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I do not like the look."

R2 beeps.

Meanwhile, The Gospel Of Luke and Ratio Tile sit down at a table, talking to a man who has offered to help them.

	MR. THOREAU: "Thoreau. I was the general staff of the millennium. Chewie told me that you're looking for passage of Alderaan system here."

	RATIO TILE: "Yes, indeed, if it is a fast boat."

	MR. THOREAU: "Fast shipping? You never heard of the falcon millennium?"

	RATIO TILE: "What do I need?"

	MR. THOREAU: "It is made in less than thirteen parsecs kesel run time. I am Empire ship above. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you. Now talking about the great Corelli container.
		She is old enough to fast, you. What is the cargo?"

	RATIO TILE: "Passengers only myself ......, children ...... Two robots ... It is not without problems."

	MR. THOREAU: "What are some problems in this regard?"

	RATIO TILE: "Let's say we just want to avoid ... Some emperors disputes."

	MR. THOREAU: "Ah, this is really the key, is not it? And this is going to cost you something extra. All pre-10,000."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Wan? We can almost buy our own ship!"

	MR. THOREAU: "But who are you to go fly your children?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You know I can. I'm not such a bad pilot myself. We do not need to sit here and listen ..."

The Gospel Of Luke tries to leave, but Ratio Tile stops him before continuing to conduct his business.

	RATIO TILE: "Now we can pay 2000 ... When we arrived 15 ?????."

(If the actor playing Ratio Tile does not speak chinese, he may simply say "various chinese characters," as mikitacurve did in the first audition compilation.)

	MR. THOREAU: "XVII is not it?"

Ratio Tile nods.

	MR. THOREAU: "OK you get the boat for you. We're ready to leave as soon as possible. Bay (94) docked."

	RATIO TILE: "90 Yes."

	MR. THOREAU: "It looks like a man began to take interest in the ... Handmade for you."

The Gospel Of Luke an Ratio Tile spot the ST ER ORMTROOPs searching the cantina and decide to leave.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "it is good. We will check it."

The ST ER ORMTROOPs walk past the table, now only occupied by Mr. Thoreau and Drag Along. Once they have left, Thoreau turns to his first mate.

	MR. THOREAU: "17000! This person must be really desperate. It can really save my neck. It's ready to fold again."

Drag Along walks away, leaving Mr. Thoreau alone.

Meanwhile, The Gospel Of Luke and Ratio Tile have already left the cantina.

	RATIO TILE: "You need to sell your speed control."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Dasineun okay, I'm coming back to Earth."

Meanwhile, Mr. thoreau is confronted by Greedo - a bounty hunter - who points a gun at him.

	GREEDO: "Place to go solo?"

Greedo forces Mr. Thoreau to sit down at a table, with his back against the wall.

	MR. THOREAU: "Yes, Greedo. Actually, I'm just going to see your king. I said, Java 7 have more money."

	GREEDO: "a day after the fair! You will need to be paid to him when you have a chance. The price in a very large Java head ... more. All bounty hunt in the Milky Way did look for you.
		I first found you good luck."

	MR. THOREAU: "Yes, but this time my money."

	GREEDO: "If you give me, I can not forget I found you."

	MR. THOREAU: "I do not fuck me. java tell me more ..."

	GREEDO: "No more of your Java."

(Clearly, Greedo thinks Mr. Thoreau has taken WAY too much coffee.)

	GREEDO: "He did not have time smugglers ...... Who his own empire cruiser first signs of shipping."

	MR. THOREAU: "Sometimes your journey. Do you think I have a choice?"

Mr. Thoreau is seen aiming his gun under the table.

	GREEDO: "You can say, Java and more. He may only need your boat."

	MR. THOREAU: "Unless I'm dead."

	GREEDO: "In other words, I think. I have long expected."

	MR. THOREAU: "I bet you are."

Two almost simultaneous gunshots are heard. It's not clear who shot first, but it's VERY clear who hit their target.

Mr. Thoreau rises from his chair, leaving Greedo's smoking corpse behind. He throws the Bartender a coin.

	MR. THOREAU: "Sorry for the confusion."

END OF SCENE 10.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 11: JABBA THE HUTT:

Meanwhile at the Station Wagon, Lord Bader, Governor Darkin and Chief Tagge are discussing their prisoner.

	LORD BADER: "Her resistance to the mind is must consider. We will need some time to extract information from her."

An officer (Admiral Motti?) enters the room.

	ADMIRAL MOTTI (?): "Finalize payment. All systems are working. We set up any course?"

This report gives Darkin an idea.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Maybe she'll respond ... Other forms of persuasion."

	LORD BADER: "What do you mean?"

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "I think we've proved that time ... All functions of the station."

Darkin turns to the admiral, giving him an order.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Set your course Alderaan."

	ADMIRAL MOTTI: "with pleasure."

Meanwhile in Africa, R2 and Blow The Skin hide from the ST ER ORMTROOPs in an empty building.

	BLOW THE SKIN: ", R 2 is the lock on the door."

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "Check the side."

The troopsesses knock on the door lightly.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "The door is locked. Move to the next."

The troopsesses leave. The robots open the door again.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "The former would rather go to the main road ... Here, you are not with you."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I do not know all the problems ... However, I believe you must be wrong."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "You try your language."

They close the door again. (Why did they even open it in the first place?)

Meanwhile, The Gospel OF Luke manages to sell his landspeedeer.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "it is good. Give it to me. I'll take you."

After that, he and Ratio Tile starts making their way towards the bay where Mr. Thoreau's boat is moored.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "This is the look. Since the XP-38 show, they just do not need."

	RATIO TILE: "This will clear."

However, they are followed by a mysterious alien figure (voiced by John Wayne, believe it or not.)

Meanwhile, Mr. Thoreau arrives at the bay. Unfortunately, Java 7 and his bounty hunters are already waiting for him...

	JAVA 7: "solo! My solo!"

	MR. THOREAU: "Here, there is no Java. I have been waiting for you."

	JAVA 7: "Now you are."

	MR. THOREAU: "Do not you think I'm, I'll run?"

Mr. Thoreau walks up to Java 7.

	JAVA 7: "As long as my child, you let me down. Why do you want to pay me ... Why did you fry poor Greedo?"

	MR. THOREAU: "Java Look no further, the next time you do not want to talk to me, to see myself. Do not put one of these twerps."

	JAVA 7: "First, I can not make an exception. If I were all smugglers ... They gave up the first signs of their goods in ... Boats empire? It's not good business."

	MR. THOREAU: "Sometimes even on board, look no Java. Do you think I have a choice?"

As he says this, Mr. Thoreau comically steps on Java 7's tail.

	MR. THOREAU: "But a good, easy access to the Charter. I'll add some plus pay off later. I just need a little time."

	JAVA 7: "First, my child, you are the best. Thus, for the other 20% ..."

	MR. THOREAU: "Five, Java and more. Do not push."

	JAVA 7: "Well, 15%. However, if you fail again, I ... I put the price of a head so large ... You can not go near a civilized system."

	MR. THOREAU: "Java is more ... you are a wonderful person."

Java 7 then tells his bounty hunters that it's time to leave.

	JAVA 7: "hurry!"

END OF SCENE 11.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 12: THE MILLENIUM FALCON:

The Gospel Of Luke and Ratio Tile keep walking through the town of ISS Moss Child Easley, still followed by the Imperial Spy.

	RATIO TILE: "If the container is such that he will soon boast ... We should be fine."

The Imperial Spy contacts the ST ER ORMTROOPS by radio.

The Gospel Of Luke and Ratio Tile meet up with Drag Along, who takes them to Bay 94, where Mr. Thoreau is already waiting for them.

They see the Falcon Millenium. It's a big, impressive vessel...

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "What a piece of crap!"

	MR. THOREAU: "She make.5 past the speed of light. She looks a lot like ... Calculated position, but she has a child."

(So vehicles CAN reproduce with each other in this universe. I guess you learn something new every day.)

	MR. THOREAU: "I have a lot of special modifications myself. I just catch, but if so we were a little hasty ... We must get out of here."

Blow The Skin and R2 arrive. Mr. Thoreau shows everyone onboard.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Good morning sir."

Meanwhile, the ST ER ORMTROOPs meet up with the Imperial Spy.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "In what way?"

John Wayne mutters something incomprehensible.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "Well, folks, loading arms."

The troopsesses run to the bay and spot the Falcon Millenium.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "Stop the boat! Blast them!"

They start shooting at the ship. Mr. Thoreau shoots a few shots, then runs aboard.

	MR. THOREAU: "Chewie, let's get out of here!"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Oh. I forgot how much I hate space travel."

The ship takes off, only to encounter another ship, piloted by an old friend...

	MR. THOREAU: "The good elephant in the Empire cruiser."

(Wait, does this mean that the Good Elephant was one of the nameless officers from the start of the film? Was THAT why he didn't want to shoot at the first aid airship?!)

	MR. THOREAU: "Our passengers must be hotter than I imagined. Try and hold them. Each shroud, and I count ... Jump the speed of light."

(And I guess the other officer must have been the janitor. The plot thickens.)

	MR. THOREAU: "There are sharp. There are two here. " They will try to stop us."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Why do not they fight? I thought you were working fast 22!"

	MR. THOREAU: "Mouth, you will find yourself watching the children or leave the house. We want to secure enough? If we jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a little bit of practice. We will lose."'

The Empire Cruiser opens fire on the Falcon Millenium. Then it turns out that Mr. Thoreau has a very similar view on airship combat to that of Allah Gold...

	MR. THOREAU: "Game time started."

	RATIO TILE: "How long before you can jump to the speed of light?"

	MR. THOREAU: "It may take some time to get the coordinates from navicomputer."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "joke? Speed ??they get?"

	MR. THOREAU: "Dustin "Unlike crops, boy traveling from hyperspace! If there is no precise calculations ... We will fly through the right a star ... Or bounce too close to a supernova ......
		This does not, will eventually travel really fast?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "What is flicker?"

The Gospel Of Luke points at the flickering light. Mr. Thoreau just slaps his hand away.

	MR. THOREAU: "We lost a shroud. Strap yourself go. I will jump to the speed of light."

Mr. Thoreau pulls the switch, and the ship accelerates to an unimaginable speed.

END OF PART 12.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 13: DESTRUCTION OF ALDERAAN:

We cut back to the Station Wagon, which is now approaching Alderaan. Darkin is standing at a window, overlooking the planet. Admiral Motti walks up to him.

	ADMIRAL MOTTI: "We've entered the Alderaan system."

Princess Leah is brought into the room by Lord Bader and a pair of troopsesses.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Governor Darkin. I expect ... You can find holding Vader's leash. I will recognize your bad smell ...... When I bring the Board of Directors."

Darkin just smiles at her.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "The last appeal. You do not know how hard I found it ... Registered in the shutdown sequence of your life."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "I'm shock you have the no bravery ... You have to take responsibility themselves."

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Princess Leia, before your executed ... I want you to be my guest ...... In this station wagon will operate consciousness. The star system did not dare oppose the emperor now."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "The more you strengthen your grip Tarkin ... The star system can slip away from the fingers."

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Then, we show that the power station. Method, you decide ... The first is the destruction of the earth's choice. Because you are afraid ...
		It provides information on the location of the rebel base ... I chose to test the power of this station wagon? In the planet housed Alderaan."

Leah is suddenly terrified.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "No! Alderaan is peaceful. We do not have any weapons. You can not ..."

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "You prefer another target? Military target? Then specify the name of the system."

Darkin starts approaching her, slowly and menacingly, forcing her to back into Lord Bader.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "I'm tired of this issue, so I will be the last. Where is the Rebel base?"

Leah seemingly relents.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Dantooine. They are Dantooine."

Darkin looks up at his black-clad colleague...

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "There. You look Lord Bader? She can be good reason."

... and then to his gunner.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "To continue to work. When you're ready, you can light up."

Leah is shocked by Darkin's admission that he lets his employees take drugs.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "what?"

Darkin turns back towards her.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "You're so reliable. Dantooine is too far away ... To create a valid argument, but do not worry. We will soon deal with your rebel friends."

Leah tries to stop them, but Lord Bader holds her back.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "No!"

	IMPERIAL OPERATOR: "Start the car ignition."

(DarthDementous mistakingly thought that this line was said by Darkin. I think the scene still works with this alteration, so we don't need to replace his voice.
I just wanted this script to reflect the way the scene plays out in the real movie.)

The Station Wagon shoots the planet. Alderaan goes boom.

Meanwhile on the Falcon Millenium, Ratio Tile suddenly gets weak and sits down in a chair.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Are you all rights? What is the problem?"

	RATIO TILE: "I think the force has a great commotion ...... Like millions of voices ... Suddenly she cried in fear ... I suddenly silent. I fear something terrible happened."

After that, The Ratio changes the subject.

	RATIO TILE: "You will be better workout."

Mr. Thoreau walks in.

	MR. THOREAU: "Ah, you can forget the Empire slug problem. I said I put them."

Nobody pays any attention to him.

	MR. THOREAU: "Do not thank me, everyone once. In any case, we must Alderaan about 02:00,"

R2 is standing in the corner, playing space chess with Drag Along, while Blow The Skin coaches him.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Now, you must be careful R2."

	DRAG ALONG: "Ugh!"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "He has a fair treatment. Scream it can help you."

Mr. Thoreau decides to enter the argument.

	MR. THOREAU: "He saw. It's not wise to upset rookie."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "But, sir, no one worried annoy a robot."

	MR. THOREAU: "In other words, the cause of the robot will not pull people's arms from their sockets ...... When they lose. UKI known to do."

	DRAG ALONG: "Unfortunately..."

(Wait, did Drag Along just speak? I'm not sure how to deal with this development.)

	MR. THOREAU: "I know what you mean, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let UKI victory."

	DRAG ALONG: "Ugh!"

Meanwhile, The Gospel Of Luke is training his reaction skills. He is standing in front of a flying robotic orb with his lightsaber drawn, waiting for it to shoot.

	RATIO TILE: "In hopeless situation the remember, can feel the wish power flow."'

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You say you want to control their own behavior?"

	RATIO TILE: "Part, but it also obey your commands."

The Gospel Of Luke fails to block and gets shot in the hip. Mr. Thoreau laughs.

	MR. THOREAU: "Affectation religion and antiques weapons are no match ... Your side, good shock to childrenses."

The Gospel Of Luke Turns off his lightsaber.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You do not believe in the power of what you are?"

	MR. THOREAU: "Child, flying from the other side of the galaxy. I've seen a lot of strange things ... But believe me, I've never seen that thing ... There is an all-powerful force controlling everything.
		Mysterious energy field unable to control their own destiny. That is all there is a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."

Ratio Tile walks up to The Gospel Of Luke and puts a helmet on his head.

	RATIO TILE: "I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let us take our own consciousness ...... Instincts and take action."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Explosion shield down, I can not even see. How I play?"

	RATIO TILE: "Your eyes can you. I do not believe it."

The Gospel Of Luke turns on his lightsaber and tries again. He gets hit one more time.

	RATIO TILE: "Their feelings and stretching exercises."

The Gospel of Luke tries one more time, and now he manages to block every shot.

	RATIO TILE: "look? You can do it."

The Gospel Of Luke turns off his lightsaber.

	MR. THOREAU: "My name is luck."

(Hey, we finally found out what Mr. Thoreau's fist name is. That's cool.)

	RATIO TILE: "In my experience, there is no such thing as luck."

	LUCK THOREAU: "Okay, look for the remote control. For living, but something else."

The computer starts beeping.

	LUCK THOREAU: "We believe that the upcoming Alderaan."

Thoreau leaves the room. The Gospel Of Luke walks up to Ratio Tile.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You, I felt something, I know. I can almost see the remote control."

	RATIO TILE: "that's good. You've lost your first foot. A bigger the world."

Of course, our heroes are unaware that Alderaan no longer exists...

END OF SCENE 13


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 14: ENTER THE WAGON

(Maybe I should have called this scene "Enter The Death Star," but I couldn't resist the pun.)

Darkin sits in his office, with Lord Bader standing at his side. An old officer - Major Cass - enters the room.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Yes?"

	MAJOR CASS: "Our scout ships have reached Dantooine. They found the remains of a rebel base ...... But they believe has been abandoned for some time.
		They are now carried out an extensive search the surrounding system."

Major Cass leaves the room.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "She was lying. She lied to us!"

	LORD BADER: "I tell you, she never ... Consciously betray the rebellion."

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "She immediately quit."

Meanwhile, Mr. Thoreau is getting ready to leave hyperspace.

	MR. THOREAU: ", fuck the atmosphere. it has started. Oh cut the beam engine."

He finds himself in what seems to be a crowded asteroid field.

	MR. THOREAU: "what..."

	DRAG ALONG: "arrgh Arrghh!arrgh Arrghh!"

	MR. THOREAU: "We came in second meteor shower. One kind of asteroid collision. I was in the chart."

The Gospel Of Luke and Ratio Tile enter the cockpit.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "How is this going?"

	MR. THOREAU: "Our location is no exception Alderaan, that's right."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "What do you mean? where are you?"

	MR. THOREAU: "This is me, I want to give you a child. No, it is completely extinguished."

(This suddenly became a very different movie.)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "what? Method?"

	RATIO TILE: "Empire was destroyed."

	MR. THOREAU: "The entire space fleet can not destroy the entire planet. This will require more than 1000 times more firepower ..."

The scanner starts beeping.

	MR. THOREAU: "There is another ship soon."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Maybe they know what happened."

	RATIO TILE: "This is the imperial soldiers."

The Imperial airship opens fire on them.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "It followed us!"

	RATIO TILE: "No short-range fighters."

	MR. THOREAU: "I do not have any around the base. Where come from?"

Thoreau chases after the ship.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "This is definitely a big hurry to leave. If they agree with us, we have a big problem."

	MR. THOREAU: "If I do not help it. Tsui, jam its transmissions."

(Seriously, is Chewbacca's name or species ever translated consistently here?)

	RATIO TILE: "Not only will it let go. It is too much out of range."

	MR. THOREAU: "long."

	RATIO TILE: "There is no room for her size can be profound fighter."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "He must have got lost a part of the team or something."

	MR. THOREAU: "Well, he is not a long enough time to remove the ... Who is against us."

At that moment, The Gospel Of Luke sees where the ship is heading.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I looked at him. He walked to a small moon."

	MR. THOREAU: "I think I can get him I came. He was within a small range."

Suddenly, Ratio Tile comes to a shocking realisation.

	RATIO TILE: "In other words, not months. It's a space station."

	MR. THOREAU: "This is too much space station."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "This reduces I think this is very bad."

	RATIO TILE: "Turn around the ship."

	MR. THOREAU: "Yes. I think you're right. Exactly the opposite! Chewie is locked in the auxiliary power."

But Mr. Thoreau quickly realises that he can't put his boat in reverse. They are slowly drawn closer and closer to the Station Wagon...

	MR. THOREAU: "Chui is fixed to the auxiliary power!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Why do we still go? !"

	MR. THOREAU: "We caught a tractor beam. It took us!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "There will be things we can do!"

	MR. THOREAU: "I do not know what the child can do. I am in full power. I will be shut down. They are going to let me fight."

	RATIO TILE: "You can not beat ... However, there are alternatives to fighting."

(Is he implying what I think he is implying?)

END OF SCENE 14


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 15: SEARCHING THE FALCON

	OPERATOR: "327 sunny bay. We are open field."

The Falcon Millenium is dragged all the way into the Station Wagon, landing in one of its hangars.

A First Choice Officer gives an order to his ST ER ORMTROOPs...

	FIRST CHOICE OFFICER: "You stand!"

... and then to two of his personal troopsesses.

	FIRST CHOICE OFFICER: "Follow me."

The ST ER ORMTROOPs run to the hangar. The operator is still talking.

	OPERATOR: "Close all outboard shields. Close all outboard shields."

Darkin himself is notified of these events in his office, which Lord Bader still hasn't left.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Yes?"

	OPERATOR: "We've captured a cargo ... Enter the remains of Alderaan system. Matching container directions ... Moss criticized the way children Easley."

	LORD BADER: "They must be trying to return the stolen plans to the princess. She may be some uselessness to us."

Lord Bader walks down to the hangar himself, where the Operator is still talking.

	OPERATOR: "1,5,7,9 freed charge. 316, report control."

An officer - Captain Khurgee - meets up with Bader to give him a report.

	CAPTAIN KHURGEE: "No one, not on board the teacher. According to the log, the crew abandoned ship right after takeoff. It must be a decoy, sir. Several escape pod has been abandoned."

	LORD BADER: "Have you found any robot?"

	CAPTAIN KHURGEE: "No. If you have any on board, they must be discarded."

	LORD BADER: "Send crew injection. I can check every part of the ship."

	CAPTAIN KHURGEE: "Ok."

	LORD BADER: "I felt something ... Since I do not feel in front of people ..."

Lord Bader walks away. Captain Khurgee turns towards his ST ER ORMTROOPs.

	CAPTAIN KHURGEE: "The staff here I got shot twice. I can check every part of the ship."

The ST ER ORMTROOPs search through the ship and find no one.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "Here, no one."

However, they didn't search the storage compartments, which the crew and passangers of the boat now emerge from.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Boy, you're lucky to have a package."

	MR. THOREAU: "I use their smuggling. I do not think they would sneak themselves. This is absurd. If I could take off ... I will never by a tractor beam."

	RATIO TILE: "He left me."

	MR. THOREAU: "Fool, I knew you'd say that."

	RATIO TILE: "Who is more foolish? Stupid idiot or what?"

(Redundant insult is redundant.)

	DRAG ALONG: "Ugh!"

Two First Choice crewmembers arrive to the boat with a scanner.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "The time now is you. If you selected a scanner, what ... It should be immediately reported."

The ST ER ORMTROOP then turns to his fellow troopsesses.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "Well, let's go."

All but two of the troopsesses leave. The crewmembers enter the ship.

END OF PART 15.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 16: INFILTRATING THE EMPIRE

First, a loud metallic sound is heard. And then, the troopsesses hear somebody calling for help.

	MR. THOREAU: "Hello! Can you give us a hand?"

Both ST ER ORMTROOPs enter the ship. Two gunshots and yet another loud metallic sound is heard.

An officer - Lieutenant Treidum - notices that the troopsesses are gone and tries to contact one of them.

	LIEUTENANT TREIDUM: "TK-421, why not publish? TK-421,?"

(Also, he really likes the stories he has written and wants him to publish them.)

A ST ER ORMTROOP leaves the ship and gestures towards his helmet.

	LIEUTENANT TREIDUM: "take over. We had a bad transmitter. I can see what you can do."

The lieutenant opens the door, only to be faced with two ST ER ORMTROOPS... and Drag Along.

	DRAG ALONG: "unfortunately!"

(Why did he say that? He didn't give him any reason to say that. Is that his random catchphrase of the day?)

Ratio Tile, Blow The Skin and R2 enter the room as well, with one of the ST ER ORMTROOPs closing the door behind them.
The troopsesses remove their helmets, revealing themselves to be The Gospel Of Luke and Mr. Thoreau.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Rin in his sight all the blast ... Surprisingly, we do not know the whole station here."

	MR. THOREAU: "Bring them! I want a straight fight to all sneak around."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "We have found the computer outlet, sir."

	RATIO TILE: "Connected to. He must be able to interpret the entire imperial network."

R2 connects himself with the network.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "He said that the main control found ... Here retention times of the beam. A precise location he wants to be displayed on the monitor."

Several diagrams appear on the computer.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Tractor beam is coupled to the main reactor. Seven resides. In the terminal of a power loss ... You can leave the ship."

	RATIO TILE: "I do not think you can help this boy. I want to go alone."

	MR. THOREAU: "What you are referring to. I did more than I expected to have around."

The Gospel Of Luke walks up to Ratio Tile to ask him a completely unnecessary question.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Do I have to go with you."

	RATIO TILE: "Patients who. Accommodation and watched the robot."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "But he can..."

(This line is in the film, but does not actually appear in the script. I'm not sure if we should record it or not. It could beconfusing if it was just mouthed silenly, but that would also make it closer to
Backstroke Of The West, where things like that happened several times.)

	RATIO TILE: "They must be safely delivered ... Or other star systems will suffer the same fate as Alderaan. Along your destiny lies in a different path."

Ratio Tile opens the door.

	RATIO TILE: "Force is always with you."

Ratio Tile runs away. The Gospel Of Luke closes the door after him.

	DRAG ALONG: "AA AA AA!"

	MR. THOREAU: "You Chewie, it is."

Mr. Thoreau then turs to The Gopsel Of Luke.

	MR. THOREAU: "Where did you dig an old fossil?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "This is a great man."

	MR. THOREAU: "Yes, we want a big problem."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I did not hear any ideas you have to offer."

	MR. THOREAU: "Well, it is nothing more than the surrounding "hesitant better ... Wait for them to choose us."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Who do you think ..."

The argument is interrupted by R2, who beeps.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "What is it?"

	BLOW THE SKIN: 'I am a teacher, fear not clear. "I found her" continue to repeat, "She is here."'

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "So who ... who has he found?"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Princess Leia."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "princess? She is here!"

	MR. THOREAU: "princess?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "where? Where is she?"

	MR. THOREAU: "princess? How is this going?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Level 5, Detention Block AA-23."

R2 beeps.

 	BLOW THE SKIN: "I guess she will be terminated."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "No! We can do something!"

	MR. THOREAU: "what are you saying?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Robot belonged to her. She is one of the messages. We must help her."

	MR. THOREAU: "It now appears that you do not get any funny ideas. The old man wants us to wait here."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "But he did not know she was here. You can find a way into the detention block."

	MR. THOREAU: "I'm not going anywhere."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "They will run her. You see, a few minutes ago, you said ... If you want to capture, I do not want to wait here. Now you want to stay?"

	MR. THOREAU: "It marched detention area ... Not what I expected."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "But they'll kill her!"

	MR. THOREAU: "Or more better than her."

The Gospel Of Luke stays silent for a while, then he comes up with the perfect way to convince Mr. Thoreau that they need to save Princess Leah.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Her rich."

	DRAG ALONG: "Ugh!"

	MR. THOREAU: "rich?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "MM-HMM. Rich and powerful. Because if you rescue her reward would be ..."

	MR. THOREAU: "what?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Well, than you can imagine."

	MR. THOREAU: "I do not know. I can imagine."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You can get it."

	MR. THOREAU: "I was better."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You can."

	MR. THOREAU: "Okay, kids. You are on this, the better."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "it is good."

	MR. THOREAU: "What is your plan?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "One. .."

The Gospel Of Luke turns towards Blow The Skin.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "3PO, you, my hand adhesive?"

Blow The Skin hands him a pair of handcuffs.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "it is good"

The Gospel Of Luke walks over to Drag Along, and tries to put the cuffs around his wrists.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Now ... I got you."

Drag Along refuses.

	DRAG ALONG: "unfortunately!"

(Maybe this version of Chewbacca is actually a Groot-like character who can only speak a single word with different inflections? *hint hint, nudge nudge*)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "After checking, you ...... you put it."

The Gospel Of Luke hands over the cuffs to Mr. Thoreau, who puts them on instead.

	MR. THOREAU: ", chewie not worry. I know what he seems to have in mind."

The Gospel Of Luke, Mr. Thoreau, and Drag Along get themselves ready for the rescue mission. Blow The Skin turns to his heavenly president.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Main road, sir, please forgive me for asking ... But how do I do if R2, we find here?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "He locked the door."

	MR. THOREAU: "I hope they do not have guns."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "In other words, not very reassuring."

END OF SCENE 16.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 17: DETENTION BLOCK

The now masked The Gospel Of Luke and Mr. Thoreau wander through the halls of the Station Wagon with their rookie "prisoner" Drag Along, when they encounter a mouse robot.

	DRAG ALONG: "unfortunately!"

The mouse robot rolls off in fear. The rescue party keeps walking, and the Operator keeps talking.

	OPERATOR: "517 to control the scanner. 517 to control the scanner. 316, report control. The upper portion 53 bay. The upper portion 53 bay."

Our protagonist enter an elevator.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I do not see a helmet."

The Gospel Of Luke loosens Drag Alongs retstraints.

	MR. THOREAU: "IES does not work."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Why did not you say so before?"

	MR. THOREAU: "I have to say, you have done so."

The elevator stops. The trio walk out and are confronted by Lieutenant Childsen, a First Choice Officer.

(And yes, that is the character's official, canon name!)

	LIEUTENANT CHILDSEN: "If ... you have it?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Transfer from cell block 1138 prisoners."

	LIEUTENANT CHILDSEN: "I did not even notice. I need to cancel it."

Two troopsesses come to drag away Drag Along. He hits one of them.

	DRAG ALONG: "Ugh!"

	MR. THOREAU: "Be careful! Him loose!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I am being torn apart!"

	MR. THOREAU: "I'll get him!"

The Gospel Of Luke, Mr. Thoreau and Drag Along shoot up the place, killing the troopsesses and destroying all cameras.

	MR. THOREAU: "Be careful!"

Another First Choice officer runs into the room. Mr. Thoreau shoots him dead and walks over to the computer terminal.

	DRAG ALONG: "Arrgh!"

	MR. THOREAU: "We'll tell you in a cell of the princess. 2187 is here .... You'll get her. Here you can stop them."

Mr. Thoreau answers the call from the Operator.

	MR. THOREAU: "Uh ...... uh, everything is under control. Normal."

	OPERATOR: "what happened??"

	MR. THOREAU: "We have some weapons malfunction ... But, uh, all completely correct. We are very good now ...... we are fine here. Thank you. How are you?"

	OPERATOR: "We are sending a team."

	MR. THOREAU: "Ah, ah, ah! We now have, ah, here is ...... a reactor leak. Give us a few minutes to lock it."

	OPERATOR: "Who? What action is the number?"

	MR. THOREAU: "Uh ..."

Mr. Thoreau blasts apart the computer with his gun.

	MR. THOREAU: "Boring conversation yet. Luke! We did the company go!"

The Gospel Of Luke opens Leah's cell.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "You will not be short of some stormtroopers?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Huh? Oh, uniforms."

The Gospel Of Luke removes his helmet.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I'm Luke Skywalker. I'll save you."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "who are you?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I'll save you. I've got your R2 unit. I am here with this Kenobi."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "The Kenobi! where?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "hurry!"

The pair runs out of the cell.

END OF SCENE 17.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 18: SHOOTOUT IN THE CELL BAY

Lord Bader visits Governor Darkin in his conference room.

	LORD BADER: "He's here."

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "The ratio tile? What makes you think what you do?"

	LORD BADER: "Shaking force. Finally, I think it ... I used to be in the presence of the Lord."

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Of course, he must be dead."

	LORD BADER: "Do not underestimate the wish power."

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Jedi extinct. They fire from outer space. You are my friend left all his religion."

Suddenly, Darkin receives a call.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Yes."

	OPERATOR: "We have an emergency alert ... Detention block AA- three 20 inches"

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "princess?"

	OPERATOR: "All part of the alert."

	LORD BADER: "Obi-Wan here. The force him."

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "What if you are... He must not be allowed to escape."

	LORD BADER: "Escape is not his plan. You have to face him alone."

Lord Bader leaves the room.

Meanwhile, Mr. Thoreau and Drag Along face the oncoming enemy.

	DRAG ALONG: Ugh!

	MR. THOREAU: "To behind me! To behind me!"

Troopsesses rush into the room. Mr. Thoreau and Drag Along shoot one of them before running away.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "Look to the left. They walked down the cell bay."

Mr. Thoreau and Drag Along join The Gospel Of Luke and Princess Leah.

	MR. THOREAU: "Thus, you can not import."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "It looks like you managed to cut off our only escape route."

	MR. THOREAU: "Maybe you want in your cell, Your Highness backup."

The Troopsesses arrive and open fire on them. The Gospel Of Luke contacts Blow the Skin.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "C-3PO C-3PO!"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Ok?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Is there any other way from the battery compartment? We have already blocked!"

Blow the Skin responds (inaudibly for the viewer.)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "With what? I did not copy."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I said, all systems remind your presence, sir. Main entrance seems to be the only way in and out. All other information on your level is restricted."

Troopsesses start knocking on the door.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "There are open! There are open!"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "No!"

The firefight continues.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "There is no other way!"

	DRAG ALONG: "Ugh!"

	MR. THOREAU: "I can not stop them forever! What should we do now? !"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "This is some rescue! Come here, you do not have an exit hole?"

	MR. THOREAU: "He is the brain, baby!"

Princess Leah graps The Gospel Of Luke's gun and shoots a hole in the wall.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Ah, I did not ..."

	MR. THOREAU: "what are you doing?"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Who can save our skin. Garbage chute, fly."

Princess Leah jumps down into the garbage chute. Mr Thoreau urges Drag Along to do the same.

	MR. THOREAU: "Get in there!"

	DRAG ALONG: "Arrgh!"

	MR. THOREAU: "To achieve this target, you hairy OAF! I do not care about your scent. Get in there, do not worry."

Mr. Thoreau kicks Drag Along into the chute.

	MR. THOREAU: "Fantastic girl! Among them, I'll kill her ...... Or, I started to like her. You get in there!"

The Gospel Of Luke and Mr. Thoreau dive into the garbage chute.

	MR. THOREAU: "what!"

END OF SCENE 18.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 19: THE TRASH COMPACTOR

They land in a pile of trash.

	MR. THOREAU: "what!"

	DRAG ALONG: "Ugh!"

	MR. THOREAU: "Garbage Road is really a wonderful idea. I found that amazing smell! Let us here."

Thoreau turns towards Drag Along, who is trying to open the locked door.

	MR. THOREAU: "Get out of there."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "No, wait!"

Mr. Thoreau shoots the door. The shot bounces all across the room.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You'll forget it! I've tried it! It is self-sealing."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Collapse of the day! We will die!"

	MR. THOREAU: "Of course, your worship. This allows us to look at you, I had everything under control! You know, this is not a 'walk in a long ... You can find happen to us!"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "It may also be worse."

Suddenly, the growl of some strange, nameless, angry beast is heard.

	DIANOGA: "Woorr!"

	MR. THOREAU: "This is worse."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Here is something alive."

	MR. THOREAU: "In other words, your imagination."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Things move my legs. example! You see it?"

The Gospel Of Luke points at some strange animal briefly seen swimming by.

	MR. THOREAU: "what?"

Drag Along is still trying to get out of the door, and is clearly terrified.

	DRAG ALONG: "unfortunately!"

The Growl is heard yet again.

	DIANOGA: "Woorr!"

Sudddenly, a tentacle comes out and drags The Gospel Of Luke underwater. Mr. Thoreau runs after him, desperately trying to find and rescue his new friend.

	MR. THOREAU: "children! Luke!"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Luke!"

	MR. THOREAU: "Luke! Luke!"

Just as suddenly, The Gospel Of Luke comes back up to the surface, struggling to keep his head above water. The monster still has a tentacle around his throat.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "what!"

	DIANOGA: "Woorr!"

Princess Leah reaches out with a long, metal bar.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Luke! Who grab hold!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "It explodes! This took the total."

	MR. THOREAU: "where?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "somewhere!"

Mr. Thoreau shots at the monster several times. It drags The Gospel OF Luke back under water.

	MR. THOREAU: "Luke, Luke!"

The water calms down. For a moment it seems as though The Gospel Of Luke is dead. Then a metallic, clanking sound is heard, and he dives back up to the surface.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Help him!"

Mr. Thoreau grabs hold of The Gospel Of Luke and helps him up..

	PRINCESS LEAH: "what happened?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I do not know. Just send me away."

More clanking sounds are heard.

	MR. THOREAU: "I got this bad feeling."

Suddenly, the walls start moving inwards.

	DRAG ALONG: "unfortunately!"

	MR. THOREAU: "The walls are moving!"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Do not just stand there! Braces to try to do something."

Princess Leah picks up a long, round, metal bar and tries to keep the walls apart with it. Drag Along is still terrified.

	DRAG ALONG: "unfortunately!"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "help me!"

Mr. Thoreau comes along and tries to help her. The Gospel Of Luke instead tries to push the incoming walls back by himself.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "For a while!"

After a while, he instead pulls out his radio and tries to contact Blow The Skin.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "3PO! Came 3PO! 3PO! Where could he do?"

But Blow The Skin does not respond. In fact, the control romm seems to be completely empty.

END OF SCENE 19.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 20: TRICKING THE TROOPERS

A group of ST ER ORMTROOPs blast the door open and enter the room. (The effect is only somewhat ruined by the fact that one of them hits his head on the doorframe.)

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "take over. I saw him."

One of the troopsesses hears knocking coming from behind a door.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "-Heads?"

They open it and find Blow The Skin and R2 hiding on the other side.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "They're crazy. They go to prison level. If you hurry, you can catch up with them."

The ST ER ORMTROOP turns to his fellow men.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "Follow me."

The troopsesses start leaving the room, but the ST ER ORMTROOP tells one of them to stay.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "You stand guard."

Blow The Skin gesticulates to R2 to follow him.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "hurry."

They walk up to the ST ER ORMTROOP protecting the door.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Oh! All this excitement has overrun the circuits in my response here. If you do not mind, I'd like him overhaul."

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "it is good."

The ST ER ORMTROOP lets them pass.

Meanwhile, The Gospel Of Luke is still trying to contact Blow The Skin.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "3PO! Came 3PO! 3PO!"

Princess Leah is trying to climb out of the room.

	MR. THOREAU: "Get on top!"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "I can not do that."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Where can he be? 3PO! 3PO, you will come!"

Blow The Skin and R2 reach the hangar, only to realise that their companions are not there.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "They are not here. I need something has happened to them. To see if they are captured. hurry."

Meanwhile, the trash compactor walls are still moving in...

	MR. THOREAU: "One thing is for sure ... We are losing a lot. Overcome it."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "I tried."

R2 has plugged himself into a computer. He beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Thankfully, I have not found them. Where do they?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: '"This is used Communicator"? Oh. I forgot. I turn it off.'

Blow The Skin turns the communicator back on and tries to contact The President.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Are you a teacher?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "3PO!"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "We encountered some problems."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You will shut up and listen to me! The accelerator all the garbage ends ... In the detention level, okay! You copy! ? Close all level Disposal in detention!
		Close all level Disposal in detention!"

Blow The Skin turns to R2.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "No! Close all people. hurry!"

R2 manages to shut down the trash compactor.

Upon realising that he has just escaped certain death, The Gospel Of Luke starts laughing hysterically.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "what? Haha!"

(And at this moment, the fact that Mark Hamill plays both him and The Joker becomes painfully and hilariously obvious.)

	BLOW THE SKIN: "You can listen to them. They, R2'm dying! I called metal body! I was not fast enough. it's all my fault! My poor master."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "We were right! you are awesome! Hey! Open the pressure maintenance hatch ... Number of Units ...... Where are we? 3263827!"

R2 manages to open the door and get our heroes out of the room.

END OF PART 20.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 21: THE TRACTOR BEAM CHASM

The Gospel of Luke, Mr. Thoreau and Princess Leah leave the trash compactor, the former two having removed their ST ER ORMTROOP armour.

	MR. THOREAU: "If we can avoid more female advice ... We must get out of here."

(I... have nothing to say about that. Pretty much this exact line was in the movie too, and it sounded pretty douchey there, too.)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Well, let's go."

Drag Along hears something in the trash compactor and runs away, terrified.

	DRAG ALONG: "unfortunately!"

	MR. THOREAU: "Where are you going?"

Mr. Thoreau turns around, aims his gun...

	MR. THOREAU: "what..."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "No, wait! They will listen!"

... and shoots whatever is making the noise into silence. He then turns to Drag Along.

	MR. THOREAU: "You're a coward, come here. Chewie, come on."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "listen... I do not know who you are or from ... Me, but now egero O.k you, what are you?"

	MR. THOREAU: "See if you Worshipfulness ... Let one thing straight. I ...... I order in person."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "This is you still alive is a miracle."

She then gestures towards Drag Along.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Who can get my way this big walking carpet?"

	MR THOREAU: "What is not worth the reward."

Meanwhile, Ratio Tile has reached the machine powering the Tractor Beam and has started turning it off, when a patrol of ST ER ORMTROOPs enter the room.

	ST ER ORMTROOP 1: "Please provide regular reports to me."

	ST ER ORMTROOP 2: "Correct."

Fortunately, he is out of their sight. Most of them keep walking, but two remain.

	ST ER ORMTROOP 2: "You know, you know what happened?"

	ST ER ORMTROOP 3: "Perhaps another drill press."

	ST ER ORMTROOP 2: "Are you a new VT-16?"

	ST ER ORMTROOP 3: "Yes. Others told me about it. They can see that this is a beautiful ... say ..."

Ratio Tile uses the wish power to distract the troopsesses.

	ST ER ORMTROOP 3: "With what?"

	ST ER ORMTROOP 2: "Oh, nothing. emission. do not worry."

The Ratio takes the opportunity to sneak away.

Meanwhile, The Gospel Of Luke, Mr. Thoreau and Princess Leah spot the hangar.

	MR. THOREAU: "She was here."

The Gospel Of Luke contacts Blow The Skin.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "C-3PO? You copy?"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Ok."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "- You Safe?"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "- Instantly. We've got a boat across the main shed."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "We're the top. waiting."

Princess Leah points towards the Falcon Millenium.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Something you come? I'm braver than you think."

	MR. THOREAU: "it is good! hurry."

The trio starts running... right into a group of ST ER ORMTROOPS.

END OF SCENE 21


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 22: CROSSFIRE

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "It is they! Blast them!"

Mr. Thoreau shoots one of them dead. The others flee. He runs after them. The Gospel Of Luke and Princess Leah just stand by and watch.

	MR. THOREAU: "Back to the ship!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Where are you going? come back!"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "He certainly courage."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "What is it with us ... If he commit suicide? hurry."

The Gospel Of Luke grabs Princess Leah's hand and makes the run for it.

Mr. Thoreau runs after the ST ER ORMTROOPS, screaming at the top of his lungs.

	MR. THOREAU: "what!"

He runs into a room filled with troopsesses. His beserk yelling quickly transforms into a scream of fear.

	MR. THOREAU: "what!"

The Gospel Of Luke and Princess Leah reach a deep pit.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Shout!"

(Dammit Mark, that's the stage directions. You're not supposed to read those out loud!)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I think we took the wrong way."

The troopsesses catch up with them. Leah manages to close the door behind them.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "No lock."

The Gospel Of Luke shoots the controls next to the door.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "That is, it will remain for some time."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "quickly! We can enter. You can find the spread leg control."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I guess I'm just strange."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "They came!"

(Hey, Mr. President. No time for love. You've got company!)

ST ER ORMTROOPs emerge from another hallway. The Gospel Of Luke shoots one of them. They retreat.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Here, hold this."

He hands Leah his gun. She start shooting at the troopsesses - who have returned - and kills one of them. What's worse, the ST ER ORMTROOPs behind them are starting to get through the door...

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Here they come."

Leah gives The Gospel Of Luke a kiss (which won't in any way be awkward later.)

	PRINCESS LEAH: "For luck."

The Gospel Of Luke uses his grappling hook to swing himself and Leah across the pit.

The ST ER ORMTROOPs run through the corridors of the Station Wagon, trying to figure out where the intruders went.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "We think they can be split. They may be a teacher, grade 5 and 6 now."

Once they have run past, Ratio Tile manages to sneak by them in the opposite direction.

END OF SCENE 22


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 23: BEN KENOBI'S DEATH

Meanwhile, Blow The Skin and R2 are still waiting for their friends.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Where do they?"

R2 beeps.

At that moment, Mr. Thoreau and Drag Along are being chased by the ST ER ORMTROOPs.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "Close the bomb door!"

The bomb door closes, AFTER Mr. Thoreau and Drag Along has manages to get through it.

	ST ER ORMTROOP: "Open the bombing door! Open the bombing door!"

Meanwhile, Ratio Tile comes across his old apprentice, who now has his lightsaber drawn at him. Ratio Tile activates his own sword.

	LORD BADER: "I'm waiting for you, Obi. We finally meet again. Two won has been completed. When I left you, I'm just a student. Now is the master."

	RATIO TILE: "Evil, Darth Masters."

They start fighting.

	LORD BADER: "Weak strength of the elderly."

	RATIO TILE: "You can not beat a dozen. If you attack me ... I must be more powerful than you can imagine."

	LORD BADER: "You should not come back."

Meanwhile, Mr. Thoreau and Drag Along finally reach the hangar.

	MR. THOREAU: "We did not leave this party?"

They are quickly joined by The Gospel Of Luke and Princess Leah.

	MR. THOREAU: "What makes you?"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "We, uh, met some old friends."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Folding okay?"

	MR. THOREAU: "If we can get it, it seems to be OK. I just hope the old man got the tractor beam Committee."

The ST ER ORMTROOPs protecting the Falcon Millenium spot Lord Bader and Ratio Tile's duel. They decide to leave their posts and intervene. The Gospel Of Luke notices this.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "example!"

As do Blow The Skin.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "R2, we, come on."

	MR. THOREAU: "Now is our chance! go!"

The whole gang starts running towards the Falcon Millenium, but The Gospel Of Luke stops when he notices The Ratio.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "this?"

This looks at Lord Bader and his ST ER ORMTROOPs and realises that there is no way out of this alive for him. He raises his weapon, leaving himself exposed.

Reaching The West Of Reaches takes the oppurtunity to ruin Ratio Tile, just like he promised he would years ago.

Having seen his father figure die right in front of him, The Gospel Of Luke lets out three simple words...

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Do not want!"

Already, he is following in his father's footsteps...

	END OF SCENE 23


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 24: TIE-FIGHTER ATTACK

The ST ER ORMTROOPs turn around and start blasting at our heroes. The Gospel Of Luke starts shooting back at them. Mr. Thoreau and Princess Leah try to convince him to get into the boat so they can escape.

	MR. THOREAU: "hurry!"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "hurry! hurry! Luke, a day after the fair!"

	MR: THOREAU: "The door to the children explode!"

The Gospel Of Luke shoots at the panel at the door. This closes it, trapping Lord Bader on the other side.

Mr. Thoreau and Princess Leah run onboard, but The Gospel Of Luke just stands there shooting, until he hears a familiar voice.

	RATIO TILE: "Run, Luke, run!"

The Gospel Of Luke finally boards the ship. Mr. Thoreau and Drag Along sit down in their cockpit chairs.

	MR. THOREAU: "I hope the old man got the tractor beam at the Committee ... Or is it a real excursion. Click OK!"

	DRAG ALONG: "Aha!"

	MR. THOREAU: "We ship them to the sentinels. Catch them. The angle of the shroud, and I am responsible for the main gun."

Meanwhile, Princess Leah comforts The Gospel Of Luke over his recent loss.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I can not believe he's gone."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "There's nothing you can do."

Suddenly, Mr. Thoreau enters the room.

	MR. THOREAU: "Friends came. We do not want to do."

The Gospel Of Luke and Mr. Thoreau get into the gun turrets.

	MR. THOREAU: "You, kid? Well, this is sharp."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Here they come."

Four First Choice Airships appear and start shooting at the boat.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "They came too fast!"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "We've lost lateral control!"

	MR. THOREAU: "do not worry. She was held together."

Thoreau then looks at the boat itself.

	MR. THOREAU: "Baby listen to me? Hold together."

Mr. Thoreau manages to shoot down one of the enemy ships...

	MR. THOREAU: "Haha!"

... as does The Gospel Of Luke.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "for him! I got him!"

	MR. THOREAU: "Okay, kids! Do not conceited."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "In addition, there are more"

The Gospel Of Luke and Mr. Thoreau manage to shoot down the other ships as well.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "That is! We did it!"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "We did it!"

Meanwhile, Blow The Skin has gotten himself tangled up in the wires of a broken machine.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "help me! I feel like I'm melting! It's all your fault!"

R2 beeps.

END OF SCENE 24.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 25: THE REBEL BASE

Lord Bader and Governor Darkin meet in the Station Wagon control room.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "How far are they?"

	LORD BADER: "They just jump hyperspace."

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Are you sure you secure the cover induction riding his boat? I was in a terrible risk. This had better work."

Meanwhile, Mr. Thoreau brags to Princess Leah about his rescue aboard the Falcon Millenium.

	MR. THOREAU: "Not salvage a bad thing, is not it? Sometimes, you do not even know yourself surprised."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "In other words, no sound too hard. They let us go. This is the only explanation ... In order for us to escape."

	MR. THOREAU: "simple? You can easily call?"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "They are tracking us."

	MR. THOREAU: "Not this ship, sister."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Complete information at least R2."

	MR. THOREAU: "What is so important? He'll take you?"

	PRINCESS LEAH: "That battle station technology to read. I just hope that when you analyze data ...... You can find the weaknesses. Not over."

	MR. THOREAU: "This is my sister, this is for me. I look at you, rather than revolutionary, ... I'm not a princesses. I want to be paid well. I am in it for the money."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "You do not have to worry about your reward. If money is your love ... As you will receive."

She rises up to leave the cockpit. On her way out, she meets The Gospel Of Luke.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Your friend is quite a mercenary. What he really curious interest ... Or people."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I did it."

He walks into the cockpit and sits down next to Mr. Thoreau.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "and so... How do you see her?"

	MR. THOREAU: "I tried not to children."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "it is good."

	MR. THOREAU: "However, she has a lot of spirit. I do not know. What do you think about it? Do you think guys like me ...... Princess"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Do not want."

The Falcon Millenium reaches Earth Jabin, the moon where the Rebels have established their hidden base. Upon arriving, Princess Leah is greeted by one of her generals, Willard.

	GENERAL WILLARD: "You're safe. When we hear Alderaan ... We are very worried."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "We do not have time to grieve commander. Use this unit R2. To help plan the attack. This is our only hope."

Meanwhile on the Station Wagon, Darkin is once again contacted by the Operator in his office.

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "Yes."

	THE OPERATOR: "We are close to the Earth Jabin. The lunar rebel base on the other side. We are ready to enter the Earth's orbit."

Meanwhile, the Rebels have gathered to a briefing. It's held by another General, Jan Dodonna. He shows the pilots the plans R2 has been carrying.

	GENERAL DODONNA: "Combat roles largely shielded ... And heat ... More than half of large Starfleet. Defence is designed directly around the large-scale attacks.
		Small, a fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense."

Captain Dutch Vander, the leader of red squadron, interrupts Dodonna to call him out on his bullsh*t.

	GOLD LEADER: "Mr. Can you tell me ... But you can ignore the fighters will be what so young?"

	GENERAL DODONNA: "Imperial is a small, does not consider a warrior ... This can be any threat ... Or, they will be difficult to fuck. By Princess Leia program analysis report ...
		This indicates weakness in the battle station. Practice is not easy. You need to start down this ditch is ... On the surface this point skim. In the target area is only two meters wide.
		It's a small thermal exhaust port ... Positive below the main port. Shaft led directly to the reactor system. It starts a chain reaction of precise heat. Destroy any station.
		Only set the correct chain reaction heat. Axis ray shielding ... So you have to use quantum torpedoes."

Another pilot decides to protest. (This guy is actually meant to be Wedge Antilles (Red Two), though he is not played by Denis Lawson. Some have confused the actor for Jack Klaff - who played John D. (Red Four) -
but he's actually played by Colin Higgins, a completely diffeent actor. I don't really know what to do with the character in the dub. Should we make him Wedge Antilles, John D. or just some random pilot?)

(Until I know what to do with him, I'm going to call him "Wedge Proxy.")

	WEDGE PROXY: "That is, even if the computer is not possible."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "impossible. It is used to bull's-eye womp rats in the house of my T-16. They are not much larger than 2m."

	GENERAL DODONNA: "Then you can fold, it is a person's strength."

The briefing is over. The pilots leave the room to prepare for battle.

END OF PART 25


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 26: THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM

The Station Wagon slowly approaches the Rebel Base on Earth Jabin. Lord Bader and Governor Darkin are standing in the control room.

	IMPERIAL OPERATOR: "Around the Earth at maximum speed. Rebel base on the moon ... There will be within a range of 30 minutes."

	LORD BADER: "This will be long remembered day. As can be seen the end of section ratio ... You can quickly see the end of the insurgency."

Meanwhile, the Rebels are preparing their attack on the wagon.

	REBEL ANNOUNCER: "All crew, man your stations. All crew, man your stations."

The Gospel Of Luke finds Mr. Thoreau loading his reward on board the Falcon Millenium.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "So ... you got your reward, you are at this moment, I will leave?"

	MR. THOREAU: "Yes. Yes. I think I can pay this thing up old debts. I think I can pay this thing up old debts. Do not you think I would be this stupid, what is the future? Why do not you join us?
		You're a good fight. Later, we can use it."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "hurry. Why do not you look around? You know what happened? What they oppose. They use a good pilot like you. You are rotated back to them."

	MR. THOREAU: "What incentives, if it is not you use it better? In addition, that battle station attack ... Not my idea of ??a day of brave. It is more like ...... suicide."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "it is good. Note that one of their own. I do not think this is the best for you?"

The Gospel Of Luke starts walking away.

	MR. THOREAU: "Hey, Luke."

The Gospel Of Luke stops and turns around.

	MR. THOREAU: "The wish power is together with you."

The Gospel Of Luke doesn't respond, and leaves.

	DRAG ALONG: "Ugh!"

Mr. Thoreau faces Drag Along.

	DRAG ALONG: "Ugh!"

	MR. THOREAU: "Are you looking for it? I know what I'm doing."

The Rebel Announcer's voice echoes through the base.

	REBEL ANNOUNCER: "All pilots stations. All pilots stations."

Princess Leah walks upp to The Gospel Of Luke.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "What is the problem?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Oh, bite. I do not know. I really think he'll change his mind."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "He could follow his own path. No one can choose to give him."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I hope this is only the present."

Leah kisses The Gospel Of Luke and leaves. The Rebel Announcer is still talking.

	REBEL ANNOUNCER: "Open the main launch tube."

	REBEL ANNOUNCER 2: "The main launch tube open, sir."

Suddenly, The Gospel Of Luke runs into an old friend from Africa...

	BIX: "Luke, come on!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Bix!"

	BIX: "I do not believe. How are you?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Big."

	BIX: "Hey, come?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I immediately went to ... I want to talk to you."

Their conversation is interrupted by the arrival of Garven Dreis, The Red Leader.

	RED LEADER: "You think you can handle this ship?"

	BIX: "Jazz, who bitch pilots? The peripheral region."

	RED LEADER: "You will all right to do."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Thank you. I will try."

The Red Leader leaves.

	BIX: "I have killed. When we come back, we'll hear the whole story all right?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "it is good. Hey, Biggs. I said, one day I'll do it."

	BIX: "It will be like old times who knows. They will not stop us."

The two pilots part ways and board their respective airships. One of the engineers consult the Gospel Of Luke.

	ENGINEER: "Hey, it seems you are a little beat R2 units. You want a new one?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Life without you. And a small robot, I experienced a lot."

The Gospel Of Luke then turns to R2.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Are you okay, R2?"

R2 beeps.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "it is good."

	REBEL ANNOUNCER: "Gold fleet will start the takeoff procedure."

Blow The Skin has also come to say goodbye to his wife.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Tight, waiting for R2. You must come back."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "You will not want to have my life?"

As he takes off, The Gospel Of Luke once again hears the voice of Ratio Tile speaking to him.

	RATIO TILE: "gospel, the wish power are together with you."

The airships all form a fleet and depart towards the Station Wagon.

END OF SCENE 26


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 27: THE BATTLE OF YAVIN - PART 1

The Rebels are monitoring the battle from a control room in their base.

	REBEL ANNOUNCER: "Wait for alarm. Close to the Death Star. Shooting range, estimated time of 15 minutes."

The airships reach their destination.

	RED LEADER "Reports in all aspects."

	10 RED: "10 red air."

	RED SEVEN: "hung atmosphere."

	BIX: "And red standby."

	PORKINS: "Six red standby."

	RED NINE: "Red nine wait."

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "Two red standby."

	11 RED: "11 red air."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Five red standby."

	RED LEADER: "Lock S- foils in attack position."

The boats dive down towards the Station Wagon.

	RED LEADER: "We are going through a magnetic field. hold onto. Deflector switch. Dual front."

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "Look at the size of that thing!"

	RED LEADER: "Gossip, red two kinds of cut. Speed ​​up the offensive music."

(My headcanon: The "offensive music" is actually "Your Wagon is on Fire" from The Trail To Oregon.)

	RED LEADER: "This is, as a boy."

The Rebels Y-Wings join the battle.

	JINGLING: "Red leader, this is Jinling."

(Well, now we know Gold Leader's name, at least.)

	RED LEADER: "I copied the gold leader."

	JINGLING: "We shall now proceed to the target axis."

	RED LEADER: "We are in position. I'm going to cross-axis ... To try and draw a fire."

The ships fly down almost to the Wagon's surface. The gun turrets start shooting at them.

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "Heavy fire, boss, 23 degrees."

	RED LEADER: "I saw. low."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "This is a red five. I'm going."

The Gospel Of Luke flies down and fires at the battle station.

	BIX: "Who is it! Are you all right?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I am a bit familiar, but I'm fine."

Meanwhile, inside the Wagon, Lord Bader is approached by his tactical officer, Lieutenant Tanbris.

	LIEUTENANT TANBRIS: "We calculated the 30 rebel ships, Lord Vader ... But they are too small ... They avoid us turbolasers."

	LORD BADER: "We have to destroy them ship. Get the crew of their soldiers."

In the battle outside, the pilots are still trying to avoid turret fire.

	RED LEADER: "Be careful. We have to have a lot of fire ... This deflection right foot tower."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Ok."

	BIX: "I'm going, Porkins canopy."

	PORKINS: "I'm okay with you three kinds of red."

Bix shoots at a tower and blows it up.

	PORKINS: "I've got a problem."

	BIX: "Removed."

	PORKINS: "I can hold it."

	BIX: "Pull!"

	PORKINS: "No, I ...... Oh, everything!"

Porkin's ship is hit by turret fire and explodes.

We will miss you, Porkins.

END OF SCENE 27.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 28: THE BATTLE OF YAVIN - PART 2

Governor Darkin is standing in his control room, waiting for his chance to fire at the Rebel base.

	IMPERIAL OPERATOR: "Rebel base will be in the range ... It has seven minutes."

Meanwhile, The Gospel Of Luke is still hearing the voice of Ratio Tile in his head.

	RATIO TILE: "Who will trust your feelings."

The pilots are then contacted by the Rebel Announcer.

	REBEL ANNOUNCER: "Team leader, a new group we captured signal. Enemy fighters coming your way."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE "Sound range. I did not see anything."

	RED LEADER: "Select a visual inspection. Here they come."

Six Imperial TIE-fighters enter the battle.

	RED LEADER: "Be careful. You have your tail."

Red Four, a.k.a John D. Branon, finds himself chased by an enemy fighter. It fires and hits his boat.

	RED FOUR: "I've been attacked!"

His ship explodes.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I caught a it! Be careful!"

	BIX: "I can not see!"

Bix is also chased by a TIE-fighter.

	BIX: "He strained me. I can not shake him!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I immediately went to."

The Gospel Of Luke flies after the imperial ship and manages to blow it up.

Meanwhile, Lord Bader walks up to two of his pilots. One of them is called Zuckerberg. (Let's call the other one "Dorsey," just for the heck of it. Bonus points if you get the refernce.)

	LORD BADER: "Several players have broken ... In the main group. Follow me."

The duo follow Bader to the hangar.

The battle outside continues...

	RED LEADER: "in autumn! in autumn!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Hui, who is the good news."

	RED LEADER: "Be careful. You are the soldiers came."

A TIE-Fighter flies in from behind and shoots at The Gospel of Luke's airship. It hits the target.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I was hit, but not bad. R2, you can do something with it. Hang in there once."

R2 does his best to fix the damage.

	RED LEADER: "Hongliujun, you can see the red five?"

(Well, now we know that Porkins' real name is "Hongliujun." However, Red Leader doesn't seem to realise that Hongliujun is dead.)

	REBEL ANNOUNCER: "There are heavy fire zone. Red Five, where are you?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I can not shake him!"

The Gospel Of Luke is still being chased by the TIE-Fighter.

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "Who am I to preach the gospel to him. wait."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: ", Biggs burst! where are you?"

Wedge Antilles arrives and blows up the TIE-Fighter.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Thanks, Wedge."

	JINGLING: "Good good good, Wedge. Red leader ...... Gold is the leader. We began our attack run."

Three Y-Wings dive down towards the Station Wagon.

	RED LEADER: "I copied the gold leader. Navigate to the location."

Meanwhile, three new TIE-Fighters also join the battle...

	LORD BADER: "Attack formation."

As it turns out, they are piloted by Lord Bader, Zuckerberg and Dorsey!

END OF SCENE 28


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 29: THE BATTLE OF YAVIN - PART 3

	JINGLING: "Locked in the exhaust port and the monitor."

The Y-Wings fly down into the Station Wagon Trench.

	JINGLING: "All power switches ... Reception aroma screen. All power switches ... Reception aroma screen."

The turrets in the trench start shooting at them.

	JINGLING: "How many guns do you think five gold medals?"

	FIVE GOLD MEDALS: "He said about the total 20 ... Some small tower on the surface."

	REBEL ANNOUNCER: "Death Star will be in 5 minutes."

	JINGLING: "Switch to the target computer."

The pilots turn on their target computers.

	LOST: "The computer is locked. Signal obtained."

The turrets suddenly stop shooting.

	LOST: "A gun! They have stopped!"

	FIVE GOLD MEDALS: "Stable rear spoiler. Looking for enemy fighters."

	JINGLING: "Here they come! 210-year-old mark."

Lord Bader and his wingmen enter the trench and chase after the Y-Wing pilots.

	LORD BADER: "I have them myself. Zuckerberg."

	ZUCKERBERG: "Ok."

Lord Bader shooots down Lost's ship. It explodes.

	JINGLING: "This is not good. I can not start."

	FIVE GOLD MEDALS: "In a subject."

	JINGLING: "We are so close."

	FIVE GOLD MEDALS: "In a subject."

	JINGLING: "Loose!"

Lord Bader shoots again. This time, he manages to blow up both Jingling and his ship.

	FIVE GOLD MEDALS: "Cardinals five gold, lost lost lost Tiree."

	RED LEADER: "I copied the gold leader."

	FIVE GOLD MEDALS: "They came from behind."

Lord Bader shoots yet again. He hits Five Gold Medal's ship, which crashes to the surface of the Station Wagon.

Meanwhile, Governor Darkin is consulted by one of his officers, Chief Bast.

	CHIEF BAST: "We analyzed their attack ...... Mr. And it is risky. I have to wait for your boat?"

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "In our moment of triumph evacuation? I think you overestimate their chances."

	IMPERIAL OPERATOR: "Rebel base, three minutes ended."

Meanwhile, the remaining Rebel Pilots are trying to deal with the loss of their comrades.

	RED LEADER: "Red Boy cardinals. In Rendezvous 6.1 mark."

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "This red flying toward you two."

	BIX: "And red standby."

	GENERAL DODONNA: "Red leader, which is one of the bases. Maintaining a range of half the group ... Then run."

	RED LEADER: "A copy of a data. Luke, red, two, three. Here waiting for my signal to start running holding."

The X-Wings fly down into the trench.

	RED LEADER: "This is it!"

	RED TEN: "We should be able to see so far."

Once again, the gun turrets stop shooting.

	RED LEADER: "Open your eyes fighter."

	RED TEN: "There is too much interference. Here you red five, you can see what where?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Instead of waiting for some signs .... go in.35."

	RED TEN: "I saw them."

Once again, the unholy trinity of Lord Bader, Zuckerberg and Dorsey arrive to the scene...

END OF SCENE 29


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 30: THE BATTLE OF YAVIN - PART 4

	RED LEADER: "I was in the range."

Red Leader keeps getting closer to the target.

	RED LEADER: "Coming to the destination."

Unfortunately, he's also being pursued by Lord Bader.

	RED LEADER: "Simply press and hold for a few seconds."

	LORD BADER: "Close the form."

	RED LEADER: "We're almost there."

Lord Bader takes aim and shoots down one of Red Leader's wingmen.

	RED TEN: "You will be better for her release. They were right behind me."

	RED LEADER: "We're almost there."

	RED TEN: "I can not stop them."

Dorsey shoots at Red Ten's ship...

	RED TEN: "what!"

... managing to blow it up.

	RED LEADER: "It is very far!"

Red Leader fires at the exhaust port.

	RED LEADER: "This is a hit!"

Unfortunately, he misses.

	RED LEADER: "Ok. It did not go. It only affects the surface."

Lord Bader is still chasing after Red Leader.

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "Red leader, we are top."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Open to.05. We will introduce to you."

	RED LEADER: "Stay here. I just lost my starboard engine. To attack run."

Lord Bader shoots down Red Leader's ship. It crashes into the Station Wagon and explodes.

Meanwhile, Governor Darkin monitors the planet Earth, which is coming within range.

	IMPERIAL OPERATOR: "End-minute rebel base."

The Gospel Of Luke tries to deal with the fact that he, a lowly president, now has to take command.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Biggs, Wedge can be closer to reality. We will be full throttle. In other words, we back off to keep the fighters."

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "With your right, boss."

	BIX: "Who is this speed, you can pull out when?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "It can be like a beggar Canyon home."

The three fighters dive down into the trench.

	BIX: "We will cover far enough."

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "In the scope shows the tower ... But you can not see the exhaust port. Do you want to hit the computer?"

The turrets are still shooting at the pilots.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Be careful. Speed, increasing the maximum speed."

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "What about the tower?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You worry fighter! I worry about the tower!"

The boats make their way through the trench.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "R2 then broke loose its stability. See if you can not be locked."

The turrets stop shooting. Lord Bader and his wingmen enter the trench.

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "Is about 3 inches fighters."

Zuckerberg shoots at Wedge's boat.

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "I've been attacked! I can not be with you!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "It gets a clear wedge. You can not back it better."

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "Sorry."

Wedge flies out of the trench.

	LORD BADER: "Oh, and to release him. In the reader."

	BIX: "Who is in a hurry. They came a lot quicker more time. We can not stop them."

	THE GOSEPL OF LUKE: "R2 is to try and increase the power."

	WEDGE ANTILLES: "Who as soon as possible! quickly! quickly!"

Lord Bader shoots at Bix's ship, which explodes in a fireball. The Gospel Of Luke is now the only Rebel pilot left in the trench.

Meanwhile, the Station Wagon quickly advances towards its target...

	IMPERIAL OPERATOR: "Rebel base 30 seconds off."

END OF SCENE 30.


THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 31: THE END

	LORD BADER: "I'm the leader."

	Blow The Skin: "Wait R2."

Suddenly, The Gospel Of Luke hears Ratio Tile's ghostly voice again.

	RATIO TILE: "Force, who used the gospel. Who Gaza."

	LORD BADER: "wish power strong one."

	RATIO TILE: "Luke, trust me."

The Gospel Of Luke turns off his computer.

	REBEL ANNOUNCER: "Turn off their computers. Who you are your target computer! What is the problem?"

(If you turn off your computer, you also turn off yourself.)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "No. I'm very good."

Lord Bader shoots R2 out of commission.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I've lost R2!"

Meanwhile, Earth is now in range to be fired at by the Station Wagon.

	REBEL ANNOUNCER: "It is released by the dead zones. It is released by the dead zones."

	IMPERIAL OPERATOR: "Within the scope of the rebel base."

	GOVERNOR DARKIN: "When you're ready, you can light up."

	IMPERIAL OPERATOR: "Start the car ignition."

At the same time, Lord Bader gets ready to shoot down the last X-Wing in the trench.

	LORD BADER: "Now you are."

Suddenly, Zuckerberg's ship is blown up from behind.

	LORD BADER: "what?"

It's Mr. Thoreau, who has arrived to the battle in the Falcon Millenium.

	MR. THOREAU: "Yahoo"

	DORSEY: "Be careful!"

Dorsey accidentally collides with Lord Bader's boat, sending both ships off in opposite directions. Dorsey's crashes into the Wagon and explodes. Lord Bader's is thrown off into space.

	MR. THOREAU: "You are aware that the child! Now blow me, go home!"

The Gospel Of Luke shoots at the exhaust port. He hits the target.

	IMPERIAL OPERATOR: "waiting."

The remaining Rebel ships fly off.

	IMPERIAL OPERATOR: "waiting."

The Station Wagon explodes, killing everyone inside.

	MR. THOREAU: "Great shot, boy! In other words, there is only one!"

The Gospel Of Luke hears the voice of Ratio Tile one last time.

	RATIO TILE: "You must remember that the wish power is with you."

Once he gets back control of his ship, Lord Bader realises that he has lost and flies off.

At the Rebel Base, The Gospel Of Luke is reunited with Princess Leah. They share a friendly *cough* hug.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Luke!"

Mr. Thoreau runs up to them, giving The Gospel Of Luke a hug.

	MR. THOREAU: "Hey! Hey!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I know you'll be back. I just know."

	MR. THOREAU: "Ah, I did not then you can get all the credit ... Any compensation."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Hey, I know you more than money."

The Gospel Of Luke suddenly spots the damaged R2 being lowered down from his ship.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "No!"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Oh. R2, can you hear me? Say something. You can not be you, that recovery?"

Blow the Skin turns to an engineer.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "You can not be you, that recovery?"

	ENGINEER: "We can get right to him."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "You will need to restore him. Mr President, if a circuit or help me gear ... I would be happy to donate them."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "All of his rights."

Gospel of Luke, Mr. Thoreau and Drag Along enter a large, crowded temple.

	DRAG ALONG: "Ugh!"

The whole crowd turn toward them.

	DRAG ALONG: "Ugh!"

Gospel of Luke and Mr. Thoreau are given medals. Drag along gets nothing.

	DRAG ALONG: "Ugh!"

THE END.