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- DiverseWorldWarTwoichi (Patrick Söderlund vs. the Internet)
- Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqO5lNS094M (Hyakugojyuuichi) / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP9N-7l-ZCk (Scientlolojyuuichi)
- Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br7v9WPrMQU (could be better)
- [Söderlund]
- Hey, gamers, gather 'round
- And watch the trailer for our new game
- See our artists' awesome CG?
- I'm going to tell you about how Battlefield 5 is better:
- Adding more diversity!
- So just preorder, we have a black guy with a katana,
- Just pay 60 to 80 bucks
- Then you can have your pick of gender, race, prosthetic limbs
- We promise it doesn't suck
- Now get woke and say that you support disabled
- Women fighting World War Two
- Praise DICE and EA who made you a game
- That's worth playing as long as you pay up!
- It's not total fiction, look, the Russians used 'em
- They had female snipers and tank crews!
- And all our true fans know that diversity
- Matters more than historicity
- And our diversity is paving the way
- As long as you play, we can't be wrong!
- [Journalists]
- Our shooter games were full of white men and we had to fix it
- Now there's diversity
- There's evidence that many queer black women with robot hands
- Fought for Nazi Germany!
- And now we know the truth that cis white men erased the records
- Proving that most Germans were brown!
- And DICE EA, we know, are developers that we can trust
- It's the greatest studio around!
- We get woke and say that we support disabled
- Women fighting World War Two
- Praise DICE and EA who made us a game
- That's worth playing as long as we pay up!
- It's not total fiction, check the French resistance
- Well known for frontline infantry troops
- And all us true fans know that diversity
- Is opposed only by true Nazis
- And their diversity is paving the way
- As long as we play, they can't be wrong!
- [Söderlund/Journalists]
- We [make/like] realistic games where you parkour while
- Firing MG42s!
- Praise DICE and EA who made [you/us] a game
- That's worth playing as long as [you/we] pay up!
- It's not total fiction, just look at the British
- And their women's auxilary groups
- And all [our/us] true fans know that diversity
- Makes [our/this] game more like reality
- And our diversity is paving the way
- As long as [you/we] play, [we/they] can't be wrong!
- (Buy now, buy now, buy now, money money! [repeated])
- And all [our/us] true fans know that diversity
- Is sorely lacking in the industry
- And [our/their] diversity is paving the way
- As long as [you/we] play, [we/they] can't be wrong!
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