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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- Although,
- violent protests have been
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- a consistent feature of the
- current state of the nation,
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- today's intense wave seem
- to have been triggered
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- by the government's announcement
- of something they are calling
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- the “Patriot's Oath,â€Â
- a state sponsored initiative
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- to have Americans sign
- a loyalty waiver of sorts.
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- White House spokeswoman,
- Kerry Nance,
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- elaborated on the program.
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- People are frightened
- these days.
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- There are a lot of folks
- in this country
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- who are actively engaging
- in activities that are counter
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- to our values and are
- quite frankly dangerous...
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- I'm gonna be honest,
- it's really intense down here.
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- We're gonna see if we can
- go in, take a closer look
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- and talk to some people
- on the ground. Sir?
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- Just say "Oath"!
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- - Don't touch me!
- - Sharon!
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- Ow! Stop it!
- Get off my hair!
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- Someone help her!
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- Help! Ow!
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- Sharon!
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- Can someone get to Sharon?
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- Somebody? Help!
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- I want to know...
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- that they see this country
- the way that I do.
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- The Oath provides us
- a White Pages
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- of people we know
- we can count on.
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- - Yes, Alan.
- - There will be
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- a natural apprehension
- to something like this,
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- so what do you say
- to the people who fear
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- that if they don't sign
- this thing
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- that this is a way of separating
- the people that are...
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- - No, hold on.
- - ...with the administration...
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- - Hold on, Alan. Hold on.
- - ...and that are against this...
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- This is America.
- We cannot force people
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- to say that
- they love their country.
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- Nothing happens
- if you don't sign.
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- But if you do sign,
- there are perks.
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- Like I laid out earlier,
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- you are eligible
- for an EITC tax credit.
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- We want to reward those who trust
- and honor their country...
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- - Are they serious?
- - This is crazy!
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- And it's not like
- we have a day
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- or a week or a month
- to do this.
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- The deadline for signing
- is the day after Thanksgiving.
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- Black Friday.
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- That is almost a year from now,
- that gives the public...
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- ample time to give
- this fair consideration.
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- But I can tell you something,
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- a lot of people will not need
- that time.
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- They support this country
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- and they're not afraid
- to let people know it.
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- - Kai...
- - Next question.
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- - ...we can't sign this thing.
- - Yeah, you're right!
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- - This is insane.
- - Yeah, I mean...
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- what is happening
- to the country?
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- - This...
- - Hmm.
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- ...this is unacceptable!
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- You know what...
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- if you think,
- I'm gonna let that little girl
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- grow up in shit like this,
- you're wrong.
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- And you and I have a job to do.
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- We got to fight this.
- This cannot happen.
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- I'm not gonna allow
- this to happen
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- - in my daughter's country.
- - Oh, you getting fired up, huh?
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- I am fired up!
- I'm very upset about this shit.
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- Take your shirt off.
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- - You want my shirt off?
- - Yeah, I want your shirt off.
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- - Mmm!
- - It's not, you know...
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- - you looking beefy!
- - Well, no. It's not what it was
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- ten years ago, but I hurt
- my lower back...
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- - Yeah...
- - I have like half a pec there...
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- - Mmm! Yes.
- - I got one of these.
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- Ooh, that's what Mommy likes!
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- Flex them titties, boy!
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- You're gonna make me
- start breastfeeding.
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- I'm not gonna get fat though.
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- 'Cause if I get fat,
- you're gonna leave me for Drake.
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- Drake wishes I would.
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- These protesters I mean,
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- they're whipping
- things up into a frenzy...
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- Everybody here just needs
- to calm down.
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- Don't tell me
- to be calm.
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- Mmm, take your pants off.
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- I'm starting
- to hear very troubling
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- things about activists
- being threatened.
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- - I'm not done with you.
- - Oh, yeah.
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- This is the
- beginning of a purge
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- and it needs to be stopped
- before it goes any further.
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- We got five days
- left to sign this thing.
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- I don't think
- we're gonna make it.
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- I mean, New Orleans
- is a disaster zone.
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- This is how Milwaukee started,
- everyone. It is very similar...
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- 'Cause
- the Citizens Protection Unit.
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- I don't know
- who they're protecting,
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- but it's not the citizens.
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- And you know, I'm gonna say it,
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- there's a real Gestapo-ey
- feeling to that.
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- Here we go again. New record
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- for number of people
- called a Nazi!
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- Well, I'm sorry,
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- - but it's true!
- - Okay,
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- - enough with the Nazi's. No...
- - You know it's true.
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- Can I have some bacon?
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- No bacon, baby.
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- Can I have peanut butter
- and jelly?
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- Uh, no.
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- You're having cereal
- for breakfast today.
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- If I eat my cereal can I have
- peanut butter and jelly?
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- - Sure.
- - Yes.
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- Dad, Mom said I can have
- peanut butter and jelly!
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- That is awesome.
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- - Kai, look at this.
- - Hmm?
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- People were protesting the oath
- last night in New Orleans,
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- CPU showed up,
- f-u-c-k-e-d everyone.
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- - Damn.
- - Look at that. Uh...
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- It's happening!
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- We're gonna have Milwaukee
- again, I guarantee it.
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- That is a fact.
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- All right, well can we just...
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- - Right, right. Sorry.
- - Yeah, exactly.
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- Okay, uh, my folks get here
- at like 3:30...
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- - Mm-hmm.
- - Are you ready for the assault?
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- I'll be fine.
- Because I'm fine with them.
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- It's you that has the weird
- issues, will you be fine?
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- Yes, I will be fine, and I have
- to save room
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- for my brother when gets here
- and says something so stupid
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- I call him
- a f-u-c-k-i-n-g moron.
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- 00:04:49,287 --> 00:04:50,755
- Okay, FYI...
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- Baby girl can spell now. So...
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- Did you understand
- what I just said?
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- Yes, you just said a bad word.
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- I am s-o-r-r-y.
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- Okay that's good to know!
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- Oh God, I gotta go.
- I gotta go. I gotta go.
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- 00:05:03,902 --> 00:05:06,104
- Hey, Hardy, kiss blow on three,
- two, one...
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- 00:05:07,072 --> 00:05:08,438
- - I love you.
- - I love you.
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- 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,306
- - I'll see you at like 5:30ish.
- - Okay.
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- All right, call 911
- if my parents act up.
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- - Your Daddy crazy.
- - Yeah.
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- Now,
- here's the deal.
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- Seventy-four percent
- of the country
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- have already signed this thing.
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- - No way!
- - And that's just a fact!
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- - And facts don't care...
- - Bullshit!
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- ...about your feelings!
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- 00:05:26,358 --> 00:05:27,491
- No, no.
- That's not true.
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- - The real number is closer...
- - That is such a lie.
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- ...to 40 percent,
- that is the real aggregate...
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- Exactly, thank you. Thank you.
- 152
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- ...and that poll
- you referenced is an outlier!
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- How is this stupid oath
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- going to end up being
- what destroys our country?
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- This is like a banana
- republic, but it's worse.
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- It's an old navy...
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- - What up?
- - Hey brother.
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- 00:05:46,344 --> 00:05:48,880
- Dude, are you following
- this New Orleans shit?
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- Yeah, it is fucked up, man.
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- Do you mind if I sit?
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- Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
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- So, Chris,
- I'm signing it.
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- - What?
- - Yeah.
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- I'm sorry.
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- What?
- How is that possible, dude?
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- We were the guys!
- We were the guys that led
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- - the march around the building!
- - I know.
- 168
- 00:06:13,604 --> 00:06:15,438
- - We're the two holdouts!
- - I know.
- 169
- 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,377
- Dude, we drove to Chicago
- for that rally!
- 170
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- Do you remember that fart?
- The “Lingerer�
- 171
- 00:06:20,912 --> 00:06:22,511
- I remember the fart.
- I remember the “Lingerer.â€Â
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- 00:06:22,513 --> 00:06:24,347
- Remember the Vine
- we made about the fart?
- 173
- 00:06:24,349 --> 00:06:25,881
- "Ooh", remember that?
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- Come on, dude!
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- Chris, this whole thing
- is getting really scary.
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- - I know.
- - Do you know...
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- Paige's cousin from Philly,
- her boyfriend?
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- His brother organized a rally...
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- 00:06:42,334 --> 00:06:45,137
- and the CPUs came to his house
- and they just took him.
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- 00:06:47,104 --> 00:06:48,371
- - What?
- - Yeah.
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- 00:06:48,373 --> 00:06:50,075
- - Are you serious?
- - Yes.
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- She hasn't talked to him
- in two days,
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- fucking lawyers haven't
- talked to him.
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- No one knows where he is,
- I don't know what's going on.
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- 00:06:56,882 --> 00:06:58,984
- - Paige is freaking out.
- - Is this verified?
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- 00:07:00,185 --> 00:07:01,917
- Is it ver... What do you mean,
- it's ver...
- 187
- 00:07:01,919 --> 00:07:03,888
- I'm telling you right now.
- This is first hand.
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- 00:07:04,356 --> 00:07:05,858
- Well, no...
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- It's not first hand.
- It's like...
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- - third hand.
- - I don't understand.
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- Well, it's not you...
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- Are you calling Paige... Are you
- calling Paige's cousin a liar?
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- 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,532
- That'd be a fucked up
- thing to do!
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- I'm not calling
- Paige's cousin a liar,
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- 00:07:19,037 --> 00:07:20,505
- but maybe Paige's cousin's,
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- 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:24,306
- whatever, friend's boyfriend's
- brother is a liar.
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- 00:07:24,308 --> 00:07:26,943
- I don't know, do you even
- know this person?
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- 00:07:26,945 --> 00:07:28,244
- Do I even... Yes,
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- 00:07:28,246 --> 00:07:30,612
- I met at him
- at Paige's aunt's wedding!
- 200
- 00:07:30,614 --> 00:07:33,383
- Okay, we're really living in
- Paigeville it sounds like now,
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- 00:07:33,385 --> 00:07:34,353
- I just...
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- 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,921
- I feel like maybe
- you're compromising
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- your values system based off
- of information
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- you're getting from someone
- you don't know very well.
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- 00:07:40,691 --> 00:07:42,427
- I think, you should
- maybe reconsider it.
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- 00:07:44,195 --> 00:07:46,296
- This is a really difficult
- situation for all of us, okay?
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- 00:07:46,298 --> 00:07:48,200
- And you're making this really
- hard for me.
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- 00:07:50,534 --> 00:07:51,467
- Hey man...
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- 00:07:51,469 --> 00:07:54,005
- I thought we were gonna do
- this together...
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- 00:07:54,505 --> 00:07:56,041
- but you got to do
- what's right for you.
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- 00:07:57,075 --> 00:07:58,043
- I'm sorry.
- 212
- 00:07:59,611 --> 00:08:01,046
- So, are you still
- gonna hold out?
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- 00:08:02,212 --> 00:08:04,950
- Yeah, I think so. I mean...
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- 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:08,551
- even if I wanted to sign,
- I don't think Kai would let me.
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- 00:08:08,553 --> 00:08:09,986
- - You know.
- - Good for you, man.
- 216
- 00:08:09,988 --> 00:08:11,486
- I'm living vicariously
- through you.
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- 00:08:11,488 --> 00:08:13,222
- Stop it, come on, man.
- It's all good.
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- 00:08:13,224 --> 00:08:14,159
- All right.
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- 00:08:14,993 --> 00:08:16,228
- - All right, man.
- - All right.
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- 00:08:18,363 --> 00:08:19,498
- Phew.
- 221
- 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:24,202
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- 222
- 00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:26,272
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- 223
- 00:08:30,008 --> 00:08:30,909
- Fu...
- 224
- 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:33,512
- I don't know
- what to say here.
- 225
- 00:08:34,011 --> 00:08:35,613
- Just, uh, you know,
- don't get hurt?
- 226
- 00:08:36,213 --> 00:08:38,614
- Don't get into any actual
- physical altercations
- 227
- 00:08:38,616 --> 00:08:41,086
- with any family members.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- 228
- 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:45,524
- - Hi!
- - Oh, hey babe.
- 229
- 00:08:45,723 --> 00:08:49,292
- - What's up baby? Hi.
- - Hey.
- 230
- 00:08:49,294 --> 00:08:51,060
- How annoying are they being?
- One to ten.
- 231
- 00:08:51,062 --> 00:08:53,999
- Uh, they are at a one.
- But you are a level four.
- 232
- 00:08:54,265 --> 00:08:55,465
- - Four?
- - Four.
- 233
- 00:08:55,467 --> 00:08:56,534
- I just got home!
- 234
- 00:08:56,768 --> 00:08:59,634
- - Well, hello!
- - Hi!
- 235
- 00:08:59,636 --> 00:09:01,372
- There's your Daddy!
- 236
- 00:09:02,039 --> 00:09:03,605
- - Oh my goodness!
- - Hi, baby.
- 237
- 00:09:03,607 --> 00:09:06,408
- - Hi, Mom!
- - Oh, I miss you!
- 238
- 00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:07,509
- I miss you too.
- 239
- 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,382
- - You look tired. Are you okay?
- - Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
- 240
- 00:09:11,582 --> 00:09:13,115
- Will you shave for Thanksgiving?
- 241
- 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:14,018
- I will not.
- 242
- 00:09:14,852 --> 00:09:15,721
- What do you say, Dad?
- How are you?
- 243
- 00:09:16,888 --> 00:09:18,357
- The toilet paper roll broke
- off the wall, I fixed it.
- 244
- 00:09:19,223 --> 00:09:20,757
- Good, good, good, good.
- 245
- 00:09:20,759 --> 00:09:22,792
- Um, can I show you
- my mosaic I made?
- 246
- 00:09:22,794 --> 00:09:24,295
- Um, I would love to see it.
- 247
- 00:09:25,163 --> 00:09:26,432
- It's good to see you guys.
- 248
- 00:09:27,698 --> 00:09:28,831
- Pop, can you turn it down
- a little bit? It's kinda loud.
- 249
- 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,800
- - Just turn it off, honey.
- - No, no he can turn it on.
- 250
- 00:09:30,802 --> 00:09:32,768
- - Oh, he can turn it off.
- - Fine, I'll turn it off.
- 251
- 00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:34,803
- - I don't need to see it.
- - You don't have to turn it off.
- 252
- 00:09:34,805 --> 00:09:36,140
- You can turn it... Okay.
- 253
- 00:09:37,308 --> 00:09:39,010
- Oh, no,
- you want to hit "satellite."
- 254
- 00:09:40,111 --> 00:09:41,643
- No, it's...
- Now it's in Spanish.
- 255
- 00:09:41,645 --> 00:09:43,982
- That's sap.
- 256
- 00:09:44,649 --> 00:09:46,150
- You're not gonna...
- You wanna hit the...
- 257
- 00:09:46,384 --> 00:09:48,551
- No, no, no, I got it,
- I got it. Just...
- 258
- 00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:50,652
- Okay, it's fine. No, no, no.
- It's fine. It's good.
- 259
- 00:09:50,654 --> 00:09:51,454
- You can do whatever you want,
- 260
- 00:09:51,456 --> 00:09:52,558
- whatever you wanna do,
- it's fine.
- 261
- 00:09:53,457 --> 00:09:53,889
- You press
- the lower button.
- 262
- 00:09:53,891 --> 00:09:55,159
- I got it.
- 263
- 00:09:56,294 --> 00:09:56,993
- And the volume's perfect here
- 'cause I can hear it
- 264
- 00:09:56,995 --> 00:09:58,197
- all the way in the other room.
- 265
- 00:10:01,299 --> 00:10:03,331
- Wait, what did Jo say?
- What happened?
- 266
- 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:06,502
- She came out and said,
- "Surpriseâ€Â, and Jo said,
- 267
- 00:10:06,504 --> 00:10:07,706
- “Are you kidding me?â€Â
- 268
- 00:10:08,773 --> 00:10:10,205
- Are you hitting me?
- Or kidding me?
- 269
- 00:10:10,207 --> 00:10:10,976
- Kidding me.
- 270
- 00:10:11,809 --> 00:10:13,611
- Jo is your funniest friend,
- I think.
- 271
- 00:10:14,611 --> 00:10:16,180
- Can I watch Lab Rats?
- 272
- 00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:17,616
- Yes.
- 273
- 00:10:18,683 --> 00:10:20,686
- But only one episode.
- And not an extra-long one!
- 274
- 00:10:25,856 --> 00:10:27,358
- Jesus Christ.
- 275
- 00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:30,562
- - What's wrong?
- - It's New Orleans.
- 276
- 00:10:30,761 --> 00:10:32,595
- That shit's blowing up tonight,
- it's bad.
- 277
- 00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:34,797
- - People are going to die.
- - Christopher, we said
- 278
- 00:10:34,799 --> 00:10:37,365
- - we weren't gonna do that.
- - Mom, it's not politics.
- 279
- 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:38,337
- It's... it's...
- 280
- 00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:40,970
- current events, you know, it's
- the news. It's happening now.
- 281
- 00:10:40,972 --> 00:10:45,044
- I was very clear in my e-mail
- that we're not talking politics!
- 282
- 00:10:45,242 --> 00:10:46,676
- It's going to ruin
- the entire weekend,
- 283
- 00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:49,311
- you're destroying Thanksgiving.
- Explain it to him, Hank.
- 284
- 00:10:49,313 --> 00:10:51,049
- I'm not getting involved.
- 285
- 00:10:51,582 --> 00:10:52,415
- Hank...
- 286
- 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:54,153
- There is nothing
- to be involved in...
- 287
- 00:10:54,751 --> 00:10:56,819
- I put my phone away,
- I'm not gonna ruin Thanksgiving.
- 288
- 00:10:56,821 --> 00:10:58,590
- - I promise. I promise.
- - Attaboy.
- 289
- 00:10:59,189 --> 00:11:00,092
- All right?
- 290
- 00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:02,693
- - Rest assured.
- - Thank you.
- 291
- 00:11:04,761 --> 00:11:06,064
- What else?
- 292
- 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,734
- What's new with Mom and Dad,
- what's going on with you guys?
- 293
- 00:11:10,702 --> 00:11:11,636
- Same old!
- 294
- 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:15,774
- - Did you hear about Nancy Adams?
- - No.
- 295
- 00:11:16,374 --> 00:11:17,743
- - Stroke. Dead.
- - Hmm.
- 296
- 00:11:18,476 --> 00:11:19,477
- Oh, no.
- 297
- 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,011
- - Wow.
- - Yeah.
- 298
- 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:24,549
- - What a mess.
- - Yeah, it's sad.
- 299
- 00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:36,428
- What neighborhood is this?
- 300
- 00:11:36,794 --> 00:11:38,529
- Um, Mid-Town.
- 301
- 00:11:40,932 --> 00:11:41,866
- I don't recognize it,
- 302
- 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:43,501
- I don't think
- I've never been here before.
- 303
- 00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:45,303
- It's basically our neighborhood.
- 304
- 00:11:46,337 --> 00:11:46,371
- We're just two blocks that way.
- 305
- 00:11:47,438 --> 00:11:48,873
- What is this guy doing?
- Man, come on. Dude, move.
- 306
- 00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,610
- Whoa, whoa.
- 307
- 00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:53,879
- Jesus.
- 308
- 00:11:54,411 --> 00:11:56,614
- - What's your problem?
- - No, no, no.
- 309
- 00:11:56,813 --> 00:11:58,314
- - I'm pinned in here.
- - What's he doing?
- 310
- 00:11:58,316 --> 00:11:59,715
- - I don't know, Mom.
- - What's that guy doing?
- 311
- 00:11:59,717 --> 00:12:01,283
- What the fuck
- are you stopping for?
- 312
- 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,520
- Get out the car!
- 313
- 00:12:02,953 --> 00:12:04,255
- Leave me alone!
- 314
- 00:12:04,521 --> 00:12:06,489
- - Oh, my God.
- - Okay, okay.
- 315
- 00:12:06,491 --> 00:12:07,956
- Oh, my God. Back out,
- get out of here!
- 316
- 00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:10,361
- I'm gonna say something
- to this guy. I got it.
- 317
- 00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:12,862
- - Christopher!
- - Hey, man! That's enough!
- 318
- 00:12:12,864 --> 00:12:14,399
- Stop it,
- Christopher, don't!
- 319
- 00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:18,200
- Oh, my God,
- what's that guy doing?
- 320
- 00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:19,534
- I don't know,
- I don't know.
- 321
- 00:12:19,536 --> 00:12:20,771
- - He's got a knife!
- - Oh, my God.
- 322
- 00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:22,838
- - I know, I know, no, no, no, no!
- - Close it, close it!
- 323
- 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:23,672
- - No! Stop, stop!
- - Close the window.
- 324
- 00:12:23,674 --> 00:12:24,974
- Hardy, it's okay.
- 325
- 00:12:24,976 --> 00:12:27,645
- - Get out of here! Get out...
- - I can't get out of here, Mom!
- 326
- 00:12:27,879 --> 00:12:29,811
- - I can't!
- - Get out of here! Don't do that!
- 327
- 00:12:29,813 --> 00:12:31,614
- Oh, he's coming over.
- Oh, my God, what's he doing?
- 328
- 00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:33,548
- - Stop! Stop it!
- - Stop it! Get out of here!
- 329
- 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:34,785
- Drive away! Drive away!
- 330
- 00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:37,688
- Fuck you, faggot!
- 331
- 00:12:39,656 --> 00:12:40,558
- Oh, my God.
- 332
- 00:12:41,858 --> 00:12:43,158
- Let him go away,
- let him go away.
- 333
- 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,664
- - Get the fuck out of my country.
- - God. He's leaving.
- 334
- 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,931
- Hardy, you okay?
- 335
- 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:50,935
- Are you okay, baby?
- 336
- 00:12:52,703 --> 00:12:53,902
- Get out of here, move.
- 337
- 00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:56,439
- - I still... I can't, Mom. I'm...
- - Well just back out,
- 338
- 00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:58,407
- I don't know how,
- just do something!
- 339
- 00:12:58,409 --> 00:13:00,645
- There's a car behind me, Mom!
- I'm trying to handle it!
- 340
- 00:13:02,279 --> 00:13:03,615
- Where do these go? The fennel.
- 341
- 00:13:04,881 --> 00:13:07,885
- Uh, fennel goes in the fridge.
- Cheese will go in the fridge.
- 342
- 00:13:08,519 --> 00:13:11,523
- Um, radishes can stay out.
- 343
- 00:13:12,624 --> 00:13:14,760
- - Shallots are dry. Garlic...
- - Shallots are dry.
- 344
- 00:13:15,425 --> 00:13:17,393
- Hey.
- 345
- 00:13:17,395 --> 00:13:19,497
- Hardy said you were
- yelling at a man in the car?
- 346
- 00:13:20,265 --> 00:13:21,497
- Yeah, yeah.
- 347
- 00:13:21,499 --> 00:13:23,669
- - There was this road rage thing.
- - What?
- 348
- 00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:26,636
- I didn't have it!
- This other guy had it.
- 349
- 00:13:26,638 --> 00:13:28,537
- I didn't have road rage.
- You know, this guy came up
- 350
- 00:13:28,539 --> 00:13:30,973
- and he pulled out a knife
- and started slashing tires
- 351
- 00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:32,841
- and I just... you know,
- I yelled at him to stop.
- 352
- 00:13:32,843 --> 00:13:34,710
- Okay. well, in the future,
- 353
- 00:13:34,712 --> 00:13:36,881
- let's not yell at crazy people
- when Hardy's in the car.
- 354
- 00:13:37,281 --> 00:13:38,650
- What if he would've rolled up
- on you?
- 355
- 00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:41,687
- You weren't even there.
- And I handled it beautifully.
- 356
- 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:42,920
- I kept my cool.
- 357
- 00:13:43,721 --> 00:13:46,422
- So... thanks.
- 358
- 00:13:46,424 --> 00:13:49,227
- Oh, is that Patrick?
- Hank! Patrick's here!
- 359
- 00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:50,828
- I'm up! I'm up!
- 360
- 00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:53,231
- We cool?
- 361
- 00:13:59,069 --> 00:14:00,103
- - Hey!
- - Yo, yo!
- 362
- 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,903
- - What's up, man, how are you?
- - What's up.
- 363
- 00:14:01,905 --> 00:14:04,040
- - Hi!
- - Hi Katie, good to see you.
- 364
- 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,508
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- 365
- 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:06,544
- What?
- 366
- 00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:10,582
- What is that?
- 367
- 00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:13,652
- Abbie. Not Katie.
- 368
- 00:14:14,018 --> 00:14:15,254
- Abbie.
- 369
- 00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:19,955
- Ugh! I am so sorry.
- I am so sorry.
- 370
- 00:14:19,957 --> 00:14:21,824
- Come on, man! We've been
- together for like a year!
- 371
- 00:14:21,826 --> 00:14:23,825
- No, I know, I know, I just
- thought... Katie was the old one.
- 372
- 00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:26,398
- Don't say the old one.
- Don't even mention the old one.
- 373
- 00:14:26,597 --> 00:14:28,600
- - Just help me out, man!
- - I'm sorry.
- 374
- 00:14:31,468 --> 00:14:32,938
- Make yourself at home, Abbie!
- 375
- 00:14:37,808 --> 00:14:40,075
- - So, the...
- - Uh... Go ahead. Sorry.
- 376
- 00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:42,047
- I was gonna say,
- the place looks good.
- 377
- 00:14:42,612 --> 00:14:44,479
- - Thanks, man.
- - Is this room new?
- 378
- 00:14:45,949 --> 00:14:47,018
- The living room?
- 379
- 00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:49,888
- No.
- 380
- 00:14:51,356 --> 00:14:53,122
- - No.
- - Pat, why'd you get in so late?
- 381
- 00:14:53,124 --> 00:14:54,793
- - Was your flight delayed?
- - Ugh!
- 382
- 00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:57,759
- There were all these fucking
- protestors at the airport,
- 383
- 00:14:57,761 --> 00:14:59,128
- - so it took forever.
- - Yeah.
- 384
- 00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,397
- The good job guys,
- piss off everyone.
- 385
- 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:02,697
- - Yeah.
- - Idiots.
- 386
- 00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:03,601
- Totally.
- 387
- 00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:06,067
- Hey, this coffee is great,
- but I think,
- 388
- 00:15:06,069 --> 00:15:08,771
- I'm ready to move onto
- the beer portion of the day.
- 389
- 00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:11,777
- - I'll join you.
- - Yeah! You having one?
- 390
- 00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:16,414
- No, no, no, it's really early.
- But I will go get them for you.
- 391
- 00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:21,586
- Sure, I'll take one.
- 392
- 00:15:24,822 --> 00:15:26,758
- - Okay.
- - Thank you.
- 393
- 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:31,563
- - So, Abbie, how's work?
- - Oh, um...
- 394
- 00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,966
- I was hurt, Eleanor.
- I'm on worker's comp.
- 395
- 00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:37,532
- Oh no! What happened?
- 396
- 00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:40,136
- Um, well, what happened was,
- I was leaving my office
- 397
- 00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:42,772
- and a co-worker decided
- to hit me with her car.
- 398
- 00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:44,473
- - Oh, my God!
- - Thank you.
- 399
- 00:15:44,475 --> 00:15:48,480
- Yeah, I broke my clavicle
- and two bones in my right foot.
- 400
- 00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:51,080
- Yeah, thank you so much,
- Lydia Wong.
- 401
- 00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:54,885
- What? Okay, well...
- 402
- 00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:58,924
- - I'm sorry?
- - Well, that's not...
- 403
- 00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:02,325
- - That's not appropriate.
- - I'm sorry?
- 404
- 00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:03,792
- - That's not appropriate.
- - What?
- 405
- 00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:05,761
- - Chris?
- - No, you said her last name
- 406
- 00:16:05,763 --> 00:16:07,699
- in a way that implied that
- Asian women are bad drivers.
- 407
- 00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:10,166
- That is not the case. And that
- is offensive, I'm sorry.
- 408
- 00:16:10,168 --> 00:16:12,835
- I absolutely did not say her
- name in a way that implied that.
- 409
- 00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,702
- There was an emphasis
- on that Wong.
- 410
- 00:16:14,704 --> 00:16:16,874
- - There was no emphasis.
- - Hey, hey, and by the way,
- 411
- 00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:19,474
- - some of them are bad drivers.
- - Bad drivers.
- 412
- 00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:21,777
- Percentage-wise, who do you
- think gets in more car accidents
- 413
- 00:16:21,779 --> 00:16:23,582
- in this country,
- white men or Asian women?
- 414
- 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,715
- - Asian women?
- - No, Dad. No.
- 415
- 00:16:26,717 --> 00:16:29,053
- White men. I wouldn't have
- said it if it was Asians.
- 416
- 00:16:29,587 --> 00:16:32,754
- Statistically speaking, Asians,
- safest drivers of any race.
- 417
- 00:16:32,756 --> 00:16:34,156
- - That's a fact.
- - Okay.
- 418
- 00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:35,990
- - Okay, Chris. Okay.
- - How do you know that?
- 419
- 00:16:35,992 --> 00:16:36,825
- - Why do you know that?
- - Yeah.
- 420
- 00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:37,962
- 'Cause I read
- an article about it.
- 421
- 00:16:38,929 --> 00:16:40,564
- Okay, was that article
- published by Asians?
- 422
- 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,600
- Anyways, I'm so sorry
- that happened to you, Abbie.
- 423
- 00:16:45,602 --> 00:16:46,604
- Thank you, Kai.
- 424
- 00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:49,604
- But it was actually kinda fun,
- I have to say.
- 425
- 00:16:49,606 --> 00:16:52,508
- Because I couldn't really move,
- so, I did a lot
- 426
- 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:53,575
- - watching TV...
- - Mm-hmm.
- 427
- 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,615
- ...kind of catching up on TV,
- and reading and...
- 428
- 00:16:56,981 --> 00:16:59,183
- mixing it up with people online.
- 429
- 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,584
- - Mixing it up?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 430
- 00:17:00,885 --> 00:17:01,952
- - Yeah.
- - I like that!
- 431
- 00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:03,555
- - Yeah.
- - I do.
- 432
- 00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:05,689
- What do you mean by that?
- Who are you mixing it up with?
- 433
- 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:09,891
- Oh, haters, primarily.
- And losers, also.
- 434
- 00:17:09,893 --> 00:17:11,060
- - Haters and losers?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 435
- 00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:14,096
- Oh, babe, babe.
- We have to get Hardy
- 436
- 00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:16,165
- because we have to Facetime
- my parents before they leave.
- 437
- 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:17,765
- - Oh.
- - Okay, come on.
- 438
- 00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,234
- - Okay.
- - Come on.
- 439
- 00:17:19,236 --> 00:17:20,572
- What is she talking about?
- 440
- 00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:22,871
- What the fuck is that shit?
- 441
- 00:17:22,873 --> 00:17:24,807
- - Man, you needed a break.
- - Yeah, I need a break.
- 442
- 00:17:24,809 --> 00:17:26,609
- - Kai, Kai, Kai.
- - Okay. You needed a break.
- 443
- 00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:28,142
- Let me tell you something,
- right now.
- 444
- 00:17:28,144 --> 00:17:30,612
- My brother, I love him.
- 445
- 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,182
- What an asshole.
- And his girlfriend...
- 446
- 00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:34,820
- ...she sucks.
- 447
- 00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,852
- - I did call her Katie. Yes!
- - No you didn't.
- 448
- 00:17:37,854 --> 00:17:39,588
- - You've met her before!
- - I know.
- 449
- 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:41,893
- One time at Uncle Lou's funeral!
- I was grieving!
- 450
- 00:17:42,226 --> 00:17:45,093
- Okay, well,
- we know she's not great...
- 451
- 00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:46,262
- - Yeah.
- - ...and we know that,
- 452
- 00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:49,197
- so, let's just be cool with it
- and deal with it, okay?
- 453
- 00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:51,599
- Okay. I'm telling you right now,
- if these motherfuckers
- 454
- 00:17:51,601 --> 00:17:53,702
- bring up the Oath,
- I'm gonna lose my mind. Okay?
- 455
- 00:17:53,704 --> 00:17:56,071
- I'm sure they're all about it.
- And if they go there,
- 456
- 00:17:56,073 --> 00:17:58,907
- I. Will. Drop. Some. Shit.
- 457
- 00:17:58,909 --> 00:18:01,042
- No. You. Won't.
- You wanna know why?
- 458
- 00:18:01,044 --> 00:18:02,878
- Because I will drop
- some shit on you.
- 459
- 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,113
- And I don't even know
- what the fuck that means!
- 460
- 00:18:05,115 --> 00:18:06,550
- Can we just chill?
- 461
- 00:18:06,984 --> 00:18:07,886
- Huh?
- 462
- 00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:10,886
- Look. Let's try to avoid
- 463
- 00:18:10,888 --> 00:18:13,621
- that conversation
- for the next three days, okay?
- 464
- 00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:16,060
- - No... no oath convo.
- - Okay.
- 465
- 00:18:16,593 --> 00:18:18,226
- Let's leave the oath
- in the streets...
- 466
- 00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:20,498
- - Yep. Yep.
- - And let's enjoy the holiday.
- 467
- 00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:22,234
- - Okay.
- - All right?
- 468
- 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,803
- God, that I don't believe in...
- 469
- 00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:26,834
- give me the strength
- to get through
- 470
- 00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:28,839
- the next three days, please.
- Amen.
- 471
- 00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:30,175
- Hallelujah to that.
- 472
- 00:18:31,175 --> 00:18:32,942
- Okay, let's Facetime
- your parents.
- 473
- 00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:35,046
- Oh no, I just said that
- to get you out of the room.
- 474
- 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,183
- - That was a ruse?
- - Yes, that was a ruse.
- 475
- 00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:40,983
- - You're the greatest.
- - Mm.
- 476
- 00:18:40,985 --> 00:18:42,687
- I don't know. Okay, let's go
- 477
- 00:18:42,986 --> 00:18:44,054
- Hello!
- 478
- 00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:48,223
- Jackson could do it all.
- He's got all the tools.
- 479
- 00:18:48,225 --> 00:18:50,059
- - There you go.
- - And Grinnel.
- 480
- 00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,295
- - He's got a sick arm.
- - Hey.
- 481
- 00:18:51,728 --> 00:18:53,963
- Oh, yeah,
- I bet he'll wind up in Tampa.
- 482
- 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,031
- Oh, for sure.
- He's a big motherfucker.
- 483
- 00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:57,765
- - Whoa.
- - Easy, easy on the language.
- 484
- 00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,734
- Yeah, man. Can we try not
- swearing for like a second?
- 485
- 00:18:59,736 --> 00:19:00,639
- - Just one second, please?
- - Sorry. Sorry.
- 486
- 00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:03,272
- Sir, your apps are on the way,
- can I get anyone another drink?
- 487
- 00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:04,676
- I'll do another SoCo and Coke.
- 488
- 00:19:05,141 --> 00:19:06,210
- Anyone else?
- 489
- 00:19:07,777 --> 00:19:09,014
- I think we're good.
- 490
- 00:19:12,617 --> 00:19:14,719
- What's so funny? What do you
- got going on over there?
- 491
- 00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:16,688
- I'm sorry.
- 492
- 00:19:17,254 --> 00:19:19,021
- I'm so sorry. I just...
- 493
- 00:19:19,023 --> 00:19:21,192
- I posted this article
- to Facebook
- 494
- 00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:24,726
- and this guy just called me
- a dumb bitch,
- 495
- 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:28,132
- - so, I am fucking with him.
- - Let's watch the swears, Ka...
- 496
- 00:19:33,204 --> 00:19:35,005
- Were you just about
- to call me Katie?
- 497
- 00:19:37,374 --> 00:19:38,676
- No. I said,
- 498
- 00:19:39,843 --> 00:19:41,278
- “Let's watch the swears, K?â€Â
- Like, “okay.â€Â
- 499
- 00:19:42,846 --> 00:19:44,248
- - No, you didn't.
- - What do I do here?
- 500
- 00:19:44,881 --> 00:19:46,715
- - What do I do here, man?
- - Get my name right!
- 501
- 00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:48,282
- - It's really not that hard.
- - Hey, hey, hey!
- 502
- 00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:50,351
- - It's sort of base respect.
- - Hey! Remember, we had a talk?
- 503
- 00:19:50,353 --> 00:19:52,053
- Just... Both of you
- need to chill.
- 504
- 00:19:57,727 --> 00:19:58,596
- Whoa.
- 505
- 00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:00,696
- Goddamn,
- plain bullshit, you hear me!
- 506
- 00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:01,798
- Excuse me, sir,
- what's the problem?
- 507
- 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,899
- These punks are talking bullshit
- against our country.
- 508
- 00:20:04,901 --> 00:20:05,903
- We can say
- whatever we want.
- 509
- 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:07,936
- No, you can't
- say whatever you want!
- 510
- 00:20:07,938 --> 00:20:08,640
- Hardy, I'm gonna say
- some names from Hogwarts,
- 511
- 00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:09,741
- and I want you to tell me
- what house they're from.
- 512
- 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:11,741
- - Fuck off old man.
- - Settle down.
- 513
- 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,109
- - Hey, hey, hey!
- - You fuck off!
- 514
- 00:20:14,111 --> 00:20:15,847
- - Fuck the Oath, they say!
- - Sir, please...
- 515
- 00:20:16,112 --> 00:20:18,013
- She's in Ravenclaw.
- 516
- 00:20:18,015 --> 00:20:20,014
- - Yes, she is.
- - You fuck off right now.
- 517
- 00:20:20,016 --> 00:20:22,386
- You fuck off, do you hear me?
- Goddammit!
- 518
- 00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:25,320
- You should feel grateful
- that you live in this country!
- 519
- 00:20:25,322 --> 00:20:26,321
- You should feel grateful
- 520
- 00:20:26,323 --> 00:20:28,927
- that you live
- in the United States of America!
- 521
- 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,361
- Fuck off.
- 522
- 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,328
- Fuck you all! Don't you put
- your goddamn hands on me.
- 523
- 00:20:35,999 --> 00:20:37,433
- You touched
- all the food.
- 524
- 00:20:37,435 --> 00:20:38,803
- All right, well...
- 525
- 00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:41,869
- - My hands are clean.
- - You're all family.
- 526
- 00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:43,641
- - Have some celery, baby.
- - Germs don't really...
- 527
- 00:20:43,841 --> 00:20:45,940
- The CPU,
- or Citizen's Protection Unit,
- 528
- 00:20:45,942 --> 00:20:48,142
- that grew out of a division
- of Homeland Security,
- 529
- 00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:49,744
- has been accused
- of being responsible
- 530
- 00:20:49,746 --> 00:20:51,879
- for the disappearances
- of several dozen activists,
- 531
- 00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:53,384
- including actor Seth Rogen.
- 532
- 00:20:54,051 --> 00:20:58,253
- Jesus Christ.
- They took Seth Rogen. He's gone.
- 533
- 00:20:58,255 --> 00:21:00,121
- - Straight up took him.
- - Are you serious?
- 534
- 00:21:00,123 --> 00:21:03,058
- Yeah. And, and @philorange.
- Gone.
- 535
- 00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:05,494
- - No one knows where he is.
- - I don't even know who that is.
- 536
- 00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:08,796
- @philorange, he organized
- that big Oath Rally in Chicago
- 537
- 00:21:08,798 --> 00:21:10,465
- that I went with fucking Dan.
- 538
- 00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:12,400
- Dude, the government is straight
- up taking people
- 539
- 00:21:12,402 --> 00:21:13,337
- and killing them!
- 540
- 00:21:14,071 --> 00:21:15,707
- Hey...
- 541
- 00:21:16,407 --> 00:21:17,242
- Hmm?
- 542
- 00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:19,010
- It's gonna be scary
- the next couple days...
- 543
- 00:21:19,877 --> 00:21:21,111
- we just gotta remember
- who we are...
- 544
- 00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:22,279
- and we gotta remember that
- 545
- 00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:23,982
- we're not gonna let them
- change who we are.
- 546
- 00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:25,150
- Mm-hmm.
- 547
- 00:21:27,383 --> 00:21:29,051
- - I love you.
- - Love you, too.
- 548
- 00:21:29,053 --> 00:21:31,019
- I'm gonna watch the news
- for a little bit more, okay?
- 549
- 00:21:31,021 --> 00:21:32,788
- - Okay.
- - You have no idea,
- 550
- 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,857
- if they were taken by this
- government, you're saying that
- 551
- 00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:36,425
- our government
- spent the time and resources...
- 552
- 00:21:36,427 --> 00:21:38,359
- Of course, they're gonna
- trot out this fuckin idiot
- 553
- 00:21:38,361 --> 00:21:39,930
- - to defend it. Sorry.
- - Shh.
- 554
- 00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:52,206
- - Hello, hello!
- - Daddy keeps making poop.
- 555
- 00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:54,810
- - What?
- - I think he has the flu.
- 556
- 00:21:54,812 --> 00:21:56,779
- - No, no!
- - Hi.
- 557
- 00:21:56,781 --> 00:21:58,880
- - Dude, don't touch me.
- - And just...
- 558
- 00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:01,949
- I was not a popular person
- on the plane.
- 559
- 00:22:01,951 --> 00:22:04,485
- - It was a rough eight hours.
- - I'm so sorry.
- 560
- 00:22:04,487 --> 00:22:06,487
- Um, I could use a drink,
- 561
- 00:22:06,489 --> 00:22:07,726
- - I'll be honest.
- - Yep.
- 562
- 00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:09,524
- - I love the additions!
- - Thank you.
- 563
- 00:22:09,526 --> 00:22:11,996
- And I love the new sconces!
- 564
- 00:22:12,329 --> 00:22:14,228
- - Thank you!
- - I made these by hand.
- 565
- 00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:17,166
- - I... I smithed them.
- - I... You did not.
- 566
- 00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:18,833
- - I did.
- - I know you did not.
- 567
- 00:22:18,835 --> 00:22:21,169
- - You cannot build anything.
- - I... I can't build anything.
- 568
- 00:22:21,171 --> 00:22:23,073
- I am not a real man.
- 569
- 00:22:23,274 --> 00:22:25,541
- No, but you can cook, baby,
- so, you are a real man.
- 570
- 00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:28,079
- - I can cook, this is true.
- - He can cook.
- 571
- 00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:30,849
- Speaking of masculine and cool,
- where is Pat?
- 572
- 00:22:31,381 --> 00:22:33,247
- I don't know. I think
- he's in the shower
- 573
- 00:22:33,249 --> 00:22:34,448
- with his girlfriend
- or something?
- 574
- 00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:35,917
- I don't know.
- I don't know, guys.
- 575
- 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,886
- How many fights
- have the two of you got into?
- 576
- 00:22:37,888 --> 00:22:40,992
- - Like half of one? Hmm.
- - Uh, I counted three.
- 577
- 00:22:41,324 --> 00:22:43,260
- If you're including
- arguments, three.
- 578
- 00:22:43,494 --> 00:22:45,526
- - Listen...
- - Ow! Shit.
- 579
- 00:22:45,528 --> 00:22:47,094
- I know, I know.
- 580
- 00:22:47,096 --> 00:22:49,598
- - What up, sis?
- - Oh, my God!
- 581
- 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,599
- Please put pants on!
- Please put pants on.
- 582
- 00:22:51,601 --> 00:22:53,301
- Sorry, I wanted
- to see my sister first!
- 583
- 00:22:53,303 --> 00:22:55,305
- - Hi Abbie, how are you?
- - Good.
- 584
- 00:22:55,505 --> 00:22:57,007
- - Good.
- - Thanks.
- 585
- 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,875
- I'm so excited
- to see everybody!
- 586
- 00:22:59,877 --> 00:23:01,843
- Is that the hottest
- the shower gets, by the way?
- 587
- 00:23:01,845 --> 00:23:03,544
- Thank you.
- 588
- 00:23:03,546 --> 00:23:06,918
- All right, pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
- 589
- 00:23:08,384 --> 00:23:11,119
- Muah! Okay,
- Zootopia in 30 seconds!
- 590
- 00:23:11,121 --> 00:23:13,021
- Whoa, whoa. Heyo.
- 591
- 00:23:13,023 --> 00:23:14,555
- - These are heavy, man.
- - Nice.
- 592
- 00:23:14,557 --> 00:23:17,959
- I got a one, I got a due,
- a three.
- 593
- 00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:20,028
- Do you have one that's just
- pineapple? That's for Abbie.
- 594
- 00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:21,597
- I got half of one
- that's just pineapple
- 595
- 00:23:21,599 --> 00:23:23,134
- and she can have
- the whole thing.
- 596
- 00:23:23,499 --> 00:23:24,468
- Hey, does Clark want some?
- 597
- 00:23:25,602 --> 00:23:27,336
- No, I gave him a saltine earlier
- and his anus exploded.
- 598
- 00:23:27,338 --> 00:23:28,370
- - Jesus!
- - It was like fireworks.
- 599
- 00:23:28,372 --> 00:23:29,538
- You guys would've love it,
- 600
- 00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:30,872
- it was super patriotic.
- 601
- 00:23:30,874 --> 00:23:32,576
- That's disgusting.
- 602
- 00:23:33,110 --> 00:23:35,013
- Hey, have you tried
- our water?
- 603
- 00:23:35,278 --> 00:23:37,012
- - For what?
- - Just, like, for him
- 604
- 00:23:37,014 --> 00:23:38,146
- to drink
- to flush everything out.
- 605
- 00:23:38,148 --> 00:23:39,513
- Yeah. It was the first thing
- we tried.
- 606
- 00:23:39,515 --> 00:23:41,250
- - Turn on the news.
- - It's a good idea, babe.
- 607
- 00:23:41,252 --> 00:23:42,253
- - What?
- - Turn on the news. Right now.
- 608
- 00:23:43,187 --> 00:23:44,054
- - Right there, turn it on.
- - What?
- 609
- 00:23:45,288 --> 00:23:46,557
- The optics are stunning.
- 610
- 00:23:46,957 --> 00:23:49,190
- Gus Alverson,
- eight-term congressman
- 611
- 00:23:49,192 --> 00:23:51,292
- and head of the Congressional
- Black Caucus...
- 612
- 00:23:51,294 --> 00:23:53,128
- - being taken away...
- - Holy shit.
- 613
- 00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:54,463
- ...in handcuffs.
- Truly shocking.
- 614
- 00:23:54,465 --> 00:23:55,600
- Unbelievable.
- 615
- 00:23:56,065 --> 00:23:57,499
- - What'd he do?
- - Nothing, Mom!
- 616
- 00:23:57,501 --> 00:23:59,568
- - He didn't do anything.
- - He didn't do nothing.
- 617
- 00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:01,369
- He lit a copy of
- the Oath on fire
- 618
- 00:24:01,371 --> 00:24:02,670
- in front of some constituents.
- 619
- 00:24:02,672 --> 00:24:04,473
- That's not nothing,
- last time I checked.
- 620
- 00:24:04,475 --> 00:24:07,141
- That is so not illegal.
- 621
- 00:24:07,143 --> 00:24:08,542
- You can do whatever you want,
- you can take the American flag
- 622
- 00:24:08,544 --> 00:24:09,610
- and could shove it up
- your asshole.
- 623
- 00:24:09,612 --> 00:24:11,416
- - Oh, God!
- - Christopher, please.
- 624
- 00:24:11,649 --> 00:24:12,648
- It's not illegal, Mom. Why...
- 625
- 00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:14,619
- And who are you getting
- this information from?
- 626
- 00:24:15,185 --> 00:24:16,952
- - @fatasspatriot.
- - Okay, yeah.
- 627
- 00:24:16,954 --> 00:24:19,253
- Well, he's a good source
- @fatasspatriot.
- 628
- 00:24:19,255 --> 00:24:21,956
- In the rich tradition
- of Rather and Murrow,
- 629
- 00:24:21,958 --> 00:24:23,157
- and @fatasspatriot?
- 630
- 00:24:23,159 --> 00:24:25,359
- - Hey, hey! Chill out, man!
- - That's fucking ridiculous!
- 631
- 00:24:25,361 --> 00:24:27,098
- First of all, he's verified.
- 632
- 00:24:27,464 --> 00:24:29,430
- He's a verified fucking idiot!
- 633
- 00:24:29,432 --> 00:24:31,599
- Second of all,
- Alverson's a show boater.
- 634
- 00:24:31,601 --> 00:24:34,503
- Okay, we all know that. He just
- wants... he wants the attention...
- 635
- 00:24:34,505 --> 00:24:36,908
- - He wants...
- - Fuck that shit, dog!
- 636
- 00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:39,006
- - Christopher, enough.
- - No, no, fuck that.
- 637
- 00:24:39,008 --> 00:24:41,109
- The guy is a civil rights icon.
- 638
- 00:24:41,111 --> 00:24:43,147
- They're arresting opposition
- leaders, Pat.
- 639
- 00:24:43,346 --> 00:24:45,414
- It's not the way it's supposed
- to work in this country!
- 640
- 00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:47,148
- Then they shouldn't be
- violently protesting!
- 641
- 00:24:47,150 --> 00:24:49,451
- Okay? And for the record,
- maybe more politicians
- 642
- 00:24:49,453 --> 00:24:51,089
- should be in handcuffs.
- They're all crooks.
- 643
- 00:24:52,989 --> 00:24:54,188
- What a hot take.
- 644
- 00:24:54,190 --> 00:24:56,124
- "Urgh, you should
- lock 'em all up!â€Â
- 645
- 00:24:56,126 --> 00:24:58,193
- - Hey, no...
- - Are you guys in here fighting
- 646
- 00:24:58,195 --> 00:25:00,198
- - right now? TV, off.
- - Can I get a plate, please?
- 647
- 00:25:00,397 --> 00:25:02,464
- Turn on some music.
- 648
- 00:25:02,466 --> 00:25:04,099
- Alice, I got pineapple, I heard
- 649
- 00:25:04,101 --> 00:25:05,967
- - that's what you like, Abbie.
- - Yes, thank you, Kai.
- 650
- 00:25:05,969 --> 00:25:07,671
- - I'm good, I'm good, I'm done.
- - Knock it off. Stop it.
- 651
- 00:25:09,739 --> 00:25:11,005
- But, did you get one
- 652
- 00:25:11,007 --> 00:25:12,040
- - without gluten?
- - Come again?
- 653
- 00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:13,574
- - I was looking...
- - Say what?
- 654
- 00:25:13,576 --> 00:25:14,945
- Did you get one without gluten?
- 655
- 00:25:15,512 --> 00:25:16,978
- Beautiful.
- 656
- 00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:19,080
- Thank you. Beautiful.
- 657
- 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:21,049
- All right, I'm gonna
- take this to the kids.
- 658
- 00:25:21,051 --> 00:25:22,751
- You guys, it tastes
- just like the real thing!
- 659
- 00:25:22,753 --> 00:25:24,121
- Does anyone want wine?
- 660
- 00:25:24,420 --> 00:25:25,523
- I'll get some.
- 661
- 00:25:27,256 --> 00:25:28,357
- I think you have a fever.
- 662
- 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,061
- Come in.
- 663
- 00:25:31,394 --> 00:25:32,529
- How you feeling, Clark?
- 664
- 00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:34,332
- Empty.
- 665
- 00:25:35,365 --> 00:25:36,533
- Sorry about the smell.
- 666
- 00:25:37,133 --> 00:25:38,433
- It's okay, we're gonna move.
- 667
- 00:25:38,435 --> 00:25:39,634
- I'd love to sleep
- somewhere else tonight,
- 668
- 00:25:39,636 --> 00:25:41,269
- - do you have another room?
- - No, this is it.
- 669
- 00:25:41,271 --> 00:25:42,206
- This is all I got.
- 670
- 00:25:43,372 --> 00:25:44,574
- Alice, can I go talk to you
- outside about that thing?
- 671
- 00:25:45,342 --> 00:25:47,109
- - Yes.
- - No.
- 672
- 00:25:47,111 --> 00:25:48,045
- - Yes.
- - Yes.
- 673
- 00:25:49,246 --> 00:25:50,178
- - You guys... It's not fair.
- - Do you want some of that?
- 674
- 00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:52,280
- Okay, let me know
- if you need anything.
- 675
- 00:25:52,282 --> 00:25:55,050
- - I love you.
- - Go, go, go. It's happening.
- 676
- 00:25:55,052 --> 00:25:56,688
- - It's happening. It's happening.
- - Let's go.
- 677
- 00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:04,091
- Wow.
- 678
- 00:26:04,093 --> 00:26:05,526
- - Fucking cool guy.
- - Yeah, you are.
- 679
- 00:26:05,528 --> 00:26:08,065
- But let a pro... let a pro do it.
- 680
- 00:26:08,631 --> 00:26:10,267
- - Show me how it's done, sis.
- - Okay.
- 681
- 00:26:15,205 --> 00:26:16,073
- Don't laugh!
- 682
- 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:17,738
- Are you okay,
- after that monster hit?
- 683
- 00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:18,976
- Don't laugh!
- 684
- 00:26:20,210 --> 00:26:21,378
- Seriously, when is the last time
- you got high? I'm curious.
- 685
- 00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:25,382
- Oh. Okay. Clark and I went
- to see Pearl Jam.
- 686
- 00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:27,349
- - And...
- - Already cool.
- 687
- 00:26:27,351 --> 00:26:28,486
- - Thank you.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 688
- 00:26:28,685 --> 00:26:32,087
- And he thought we should
- get a pot brownie...
- 689
- 00:26:32,089 --> 00:26:33,157
- Mm-hmm.
- 690
- 00:26:34,257 --> 00:26:37,594
- ...and we did, and I fell asleep
- in the second song.
- 691
- 00:26:38,128 --> 00:26:39,794
- Yeah!
- 692
- 00:26:39,796 --> 00:26:41,298
- But you know
- what was great?
- 693
- 00:26:41,564 --> 00:26:43,264
- - Their first song.
- - I bet it was great.
- 694
- 00:26:43,266 --> 00:26:44,601
- Ah, such a good first song.
- 695
- 00:26:48,272 --> 00:26:49,439
- It's good to see Mom.
- 696
- 00:26:50,506 --> 00:26:53,510
- I mean, I need someone
- in my life whose job it is
- 697
- 00:26:53,776 --> 00:26:56,844
- - to tell me who's died recently.
- - Yep. Yep. Yeah.
- 698
- 00:26:56,846 --> 00:26:59,580
- - I need that person. I know.
- - She's the obituary.
- 699
- 00:26:59,582 --> 00:27:02,250
- Oh boy. Oh, actually,
- she has two jobs.
- 700
- 00:27:02,252 --> 00:27:03,454
- Her other job is to say,
- 701
- 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,387
- “You and your
- brother gotta stop fighting
- 702
- 00:27:05,389 --> 00:27:07,625
- and I'm goddamn serious!"
- 703
- 00:27:08,092 --> 00:27:09,259
- - Okay.
- - "Stop it!â€Â
- 704
- 00:27:09,525 --> 00:27:13,031
- - Well, with that, she's right.
- - I know,
- 705
- 00:27:13,464 --> 00:27:15,500
- - I know!
- - Enough of that, seriously.
- 706
- 00:27:15,798 --> 00:27:18,867
- I know that you don't agree
- with him, and we are right.
- 707
- 00:27:18,869 --> 00:27:20,769
- - Yes! We are right!
- - We are right.
- 708
- 00:27:20,771 --> 00:27:22,603
- - And he is wrong.
- - He's wrong.
- 709
- 00:27:22,605 --> 00:27:24,705
- - But you just don't go there.
- - Okay, okay.
- 710
- 00:27:24,707 --> 00:27:27,178
- - Okay?
- - I won't go there.
- 711
- 00:27:27,643 --> 00:27:31,481
- Can I say one thing about... her
- and I'll let it go after that?
- 712
- 00:27:31,681 --> 00:27:33,615
- - Okay.
- - Like, for real, she sucks.
- 713
- 00:27:33,617 --> 00:27:35,353
- She's... she's like a bad person.
- 714
- 00:27:35,752 --> 00:27:38,386
- And it's just like, his world
- view is already fucked up
- 715
- 00:27:38,388 --> 00:27:40,488
- and she's making it worse.
- It's gasoline on a fire,
- 716
- 00:27:40,490 --> 00:27:42,359
- I don't like what I'm seeing,
- and I think it sucks.
- 717
- 00:27:44,128 --> 00:27:46,697
- I bet those two signed
- the Oath like that.
- 718
- 00:27:47,764 --> 00:27:49,266
- Fucking bullshit.
- 719
- 00:27:56,573 --> 00:27:57,574
- Alice...
- 720
- 00:27:58,441 --> 00:28:01,576
- - No! No!
- - Don't be mad.
- 721
- 00:28:01,578 --> 00:28:03,244
- - You signed it?
- - I signed it.
- 722
- 00:28:03,246 --> 00:28:05,382
- - What?
- - I didn't want to!
- 723
- 00:28:05,748 --> 00:28:07,381
- Clark was freaked out,
- 724
- 00:28:07,383 --> 00:28:10,784
- his company was just putting
- a lot of pressure.
- 725
- 00:28:10,786 --> 00:28:14,191
- So, we came to the conclusion
- that the thing to do...
- 726
- 00:28:14,757 --> 00:28:17,260
- was to sign it,
- uh, and then just
- 727
- 00:28:17,628 --> 00:28:21,165
- keep fighting the good fight,
- but on the D.L.
- 728
- 00:28:26,602 --> 00:28:28,406
- - Sorry.
- - Mm-mm.
- 729
- 00:28:31,842 --> 00:28:32,810
- Are you mad?
- 730
- 00:28:33,976 --> 00:28:35,109
- Because I'm gonna be mad at you
- if you're mad at me.
- 731
- 00:28:35,111 --> 00:28:37,811
- No, no, no. I'm not!
- I'm not mad, I'm not mad.
- 732
- 00:28:37,813 --> 00:28:39,182
- I'm just a little...
- 733
- 00:28:40,316 --> 00:28:41,582
- I don't know,
- a little surprised.
- 734
- 00:28:41,584 --> 00:28:44,154
- But listen, hey, hey, hello,
- 735
- 00:28:44,353 --> 00:28:47,455
- you and Clark have your life
- and your family,
- 736
- 00:28:47,457 --> 00:28:48,956
- and gotta do what
- is right for you.
- 737
- 00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:51,161
- And I'm not gonna sit here
- and be like,
- 738
- 00:28:51,361 --> 00:28:52,697
- “You're wrong!†So...
- 739
- 00:28:59,468 --> 00:29:01,503
- - Alice signed.
- - She did?
- 740
- 00:29:01,505 --> 00:29:02,439
- Yeah.
- 741
- 00:29:03,407 --> 00:29:04,542
- You okay with that?
- 742
- 00:29:05,942 --> 00:29:07,144
- I don't know.
- 743
- 00:29:07,678 --> 00:29:08,612
- No.
- 744
- 00:29:09,813 --> 00:29:12,214
- - I'm just sad for her, I guess.
- - I don't know.
- 745
- 00:29:12,216 --> 00:29:14,519
- Well she's gotta do what she
- thinks is right for her family.
- 746
- 00:29:14,951 --> 00:29:16,818
- Yeah, I know,
- she made a huge mistake
- 747
- 00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:18,556
- and now she has
- to live with it, so...
- 748
- 00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:22,459
- You want to watch the news?
- 749
- 00:29:23,226 --> 00:29:24,227
- Nah.
- 750
- 00:29:38,675 --> 00:29:39,911
- And that...
- 751
- 00:29:40,877 --> 00:29:44,378
- We're in a very good place.
- Na, na, na, na.
- 752
- 00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:45,315
- Okay.
- 753
- 00:29:45,681 --> 00:29:47,482
- Here we go.
- And I would say
- 754
- 00:29:47,484 --> 00:29:49,650
- we got about 90 minutes left
- on that turkey, Ma.
- 755
- 00:29:49,652 --> 00:29:51,319
- - How are we doing over here?
- - Good.
- 756
- 00:29:51,321 --> 00:29:53,658
- The nuts are done,
- the appetizers are fine.
- 757
- 00:29:54,557 --> 00:29:56,259
- How do you want me to cut
- these carrots?
- 758
- 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,762
- Fine dice please.
- 759
- 00:29:58,629 --> 00:30:00,895
- All right, hello! Whoa!
- 760
- 00:30:00,897 --> 00:30:02,997
- - How are we doing over here?
- - We're almost done!
- 761
- 00:30:02,999 --> 00:30:04,765
- Okay, so listen,
- five minute warning
- 762
- 00:30:04,767 --> 00:30:07,301
- and then you are in charge
- of setting the kids' table.
- 763
- 00:30:07,303 --> 00:30:08,839
- - I'm in charge!
- - Always!
- 764
- 00:30:09,573 --> 00:30:10,871
- The burning I can handle,
- 765
- 00:30:10,873 --> 00:30:12,506
- it's just the flaking
- that drives me crazy.
- 766
- 00:30:12,508 --> 00:30:13,742
- Do you have a cream for that?
- 767
- 00:30:13,744 --> 00:30:15,342
- I got some nuts for you guys.
- 768
- 00:30:15,344 --> 00:30:17,712
- - Some herbs and stuff.
- - It's crusty...
- 769
- 00:30:17,714 --> 00:30:19,313
- Just keep having
- that gross conversation.
- 770
- 00:30:19,315 --> 00:30:20,650
- Wash your hands
- before you eat those!
- 771
- 00:30:21,551 --> 00:30:23,221
- Hey, slow down, Asher!
- 772
- 00:30:23,786 --> 00:30:26,588
- Okay, what have we got
- right here?
- 773
- 00:30:26,590 --> 00:30:28,523
- Hotsie-totsie. Oh, yeah.
- 774
- 00:30:28,525 --> 00:30:30,492
- Is this dice
- fine enough?
- 775
- 00:30:30,494 --> 00:30:32,293
- Let me see what you have.
- May I? Can I jump in here
- 776
- 00:30:32,295 --> 00:30:33,561
- and just show you what I was
- thinking?
- 777
- 00:30:33,563 --> 00:30:35,897
- - Just give me a ba-ba-ba-ba...
- - Oh, yeah.
- 778
- 00:30:35,899 --> 00:30:37,799
- You should do
- a cooking show, sweetie.
- 779
- 00:30:37,801 --> 00:30:39,701
- I would love to!
- 780
- 00:30:39,703 --> 00:30:42,006
- I would actually love
- to do that.
- 781
- 00:30:45,976 --> 00:30:47,841
- Where are you going?
- 782
- 00:30:47,843 --> 00:30:50,044
- I gotta go to the store
- and get Clark some NyQuil.
- 783
- 00:30:50,046 --> 00:30:52,480
- - He has to sleep.
- - Oh, my God.
- 784
- 00:30:52,482 --> 00:30:53,915
- - And I have to sleep.
- - Get some for yourself, too.
- 785
- 00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:55,019
- I'll be back.
- 786
- 00:30:55,619 --> 00:30:56,687
- Oh, shit.
- 787
- 00:30:57,086 --> 00:30:58,953
- Love you, Clark.
- Hang in there, dog!
- 788
- 00:30:58,955 --> 00:31:00,024
- Yeah, man.
- 789
- 00:31:10,367 --> 00:31:11,933
- Large gatherings of protesters
- 790
- 00:31:11,935 --> 00:31:13,635
- are now being reported
- in New Orleans,
- 791
- 00:31:13,637 --> 00:31:15,669
- - Chicago, Oakland, and Miami.
- - Fuck me.
- 792
- 00:31:15,671 --> 00:31:17,504
- And despite
- multiple sources reporting it,
- 793
- 00:31:17,506 --> 00:31:19,974
- we still are unable to confirm
- if there is a forthcoming
- 794
- 00:31:19,976 --> 00:31:21,642
- national curfew
- to be mandated...
- 795
- 00:31:21,644 --> 00:31:22,946
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 796
- 00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:24,913
- Turkey's in, everyone's good,
- 797
- 00:31:24,915 --> 00:31:26,481
- I was gonna watch
- the news for ten minutes
- 798
- 00:31:26,483 --> 00:31:27,752
- and then I'm done for the day.
- 799
- 00:31:27,950 --> 00:31:30,020
- - And then we'll turn the TV off?
- - Off.
- 800
- 00:31:30,454 --> 00:31:31,355
- Off.
- 801
- 00:31:31,554 --> 00:31:32,456
- - Love you.
- - Love you.
- 802
- 00:31:45,768 --> 00:31:49,005
- All right, everyone.
- Mange, as they say!
- 803
- 00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:52,543
- Oh, that's heavy.
- 804
- 00:31:53,677 --> 00:31:54,779
- Thank you.
- 805
- 00:32:04,086 --> 00:32:06,754
- These potatoes. Sorry,
- I'm eating most of them!
- 806
- 00:32:06,756 --> 00:32:08,490
- - Good!
- - What'd you put in these?
- 807
- 00:32:08,492 --> 00:32:09,794
- I put a little, um...
- 808
- 00:32:10,393 --> 00:32:13,096
- pecorino in them, kind of,
- brings out the umami.
- 809
- 00:32:14,531 --> 00:32:16,500
- What does that mean?
- What does "umami" mean?
- 810
- 00:32:17,133 --> 00:32:19,567
- It's a fifth flavor.
- 811
- 00:32:19,569 --> 00:32:22,606
- It's kinda like savory, salty.
- 812
- 00:32:23,806 --> 00:32:24,941
- That's good to know.
- 813
- 00:32:25,742 --> 00:32:27,378
- Pass the syrah, please?
- 814
- 00:32:27,777 --> 00:32:29,346
- This is lovely.
- 815
- 00:32:30,647 --> 00:32:32,613
- Did I tell you that
- we saw Bill Engvall
- 816
- 00:32:32,615 --> 00:32:34,416
- at the Phoenix Civic Center?
- 817
- 00:32:34,418 --> 00:32:36,050
- - No!
- - No, how was he, Mom?
- 818
- 00:32:36,052 --> 00:32:38,421
- He was so funny and charming.
- 819
- 00:32:38,721 --> 00:32:40,921
- And his stories
- were really funny.
- 820
- 00:32:40,923 --> 00:32:42,992
- And clean. Didn't curse once.
- 821
- 00:32:43,192 --> 00:32:44,892
- - Didn't have to.
- - You don't have to.
- 822
- 00:32:44,894 --> 00:32:47,061
- Alice, did you watch Chris Rock
- on Late Night?
- 823
- 00:32:47,063 --> 00:32:48,730
- Yes, so good. So good.
- 824
- 00:32:48,732 --> 00:32:50,701
- We watched it literally
- three times back to back.
- 825
- 00:32:51,001 --> 00:32:52,599
- Funniest guy in the world.
- 826
- 00:32:52,601 --> 00:32:54,871
- It was so funny.
- Oh, my God.
- 827
- 00:32:55,705 --> 00:32:57,071
- - What was that?
- - Hmm?
- 828
- 00:32:57,073 --> 00:32:58,606
- - What was that?
- - What?
- 829
- 00:32:58,608 --> 00:33:00,044
- - Nothing, nothing.
- - Yeah.
- 830
- 00:33:00,509 --> 00:33:02,379
- No, you just gave her
- like a little look, like...
- 831
- 00:33:02,813 --> 00:33:05,179
- Nothing, we're just
- not the biggest Chris Rock fans.
- 832
- 00:33:05,181 --> 00:33:06,383
- Yeah.
- 833
- 00:33:06,850 --> 00:33:08,986
- - He's racist.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 834
- 00:33:09,852 --> 00:33:11,753
- - You think Chris Rock is racist?
- - Yeah.
- 835
- 00:33:11,755 --> 00:33:12,756
- A little bit.
- 836
- 00:33:17,194 --> 00:33:19,063
- I'm sorry, that's
- the stupidest fucking thing
- 837
- 00:33:19,496 --> 00:33:21,862
- - I've ever heard in my life.
- - Please, Christopher.
- 838
- 00:33:21,864 --> 00:33:24,101
- I'm sorry, it's just wrong,
- what she said. It's wrong.
- 839
- 00:33:24,633 --> 00:33:26,102
- I'm sorry, how can it be wrong?
- 840
- 00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:28,172
- It's her opinion.
- 841
- 00:33:29,372 --> 00:33:30,571
- Yeah, and her opinion is wrong.
- Chris Rock's not racist.
- 842
- 00:33:30,573 --> 00:33:33,140
- He's best friends with
- Adam Sandler. That is a fact.
- 843
- 00:33:33,142 --> 00:33:34,809
- He's also friends
- with Jerry Seinfeld.
- 844
- 00:33:34,811 --> 00:33:37,515
- Also white. David Spade?
- Ever fucking heard of him?
- 845
- 00:33:37,714 --> 00:33:40,013
- - Best friend. Now that's a fact.
- - You ask us what we...
- 846
- 00:33:40,015 --> 00:33:42,050
- - They play basketball together.
- - Okay, whatever, man.
- 847
- 00:33:42,052 --> 00:33:44,084
- I don't know about their fucking
- basketball schedule.
- 848
- 00:33:44,086 --> 00:33:46,253
- You just asked us what we were
- talking about and we told you.
- 849
- 00:33:46,255 --> 00:33:48,956
- You know, it's actually...
- It's racist to think...
- 850
- 00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:50,058
- - Oh my God, babe.
- - ...Chris Rock's racist.
- 851
- 00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:51,559
- All right, it's okay.
- No, I got it.
- 852
- 00:33:51,561 --> 00:33:53,561
- So, if we don't agree with you,
- we're racist.
- 853
- 00:33:53,563 --> 00:33:54,829
- - Yeah. Yes.
- - Thank you.
- 854
- 00:33:54,831 --> 00:33:56,164
- You nailed it.
- You nailed it exactly.
- 855
- 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:57,635
- Great.
- 856
- 00:33:58,101 --> 00:33:59,069
- Stop.
- 857
- 00:34:00,269 --> 00:34:03,237
- - Can we just enjoy our dinner?
- - I just want to reiterate,
- 858
- 00:34:03,239 --> 00:34:06,507
- these potatoes are so good!
- I'm just gonna say it again!
- 859
- 00:34:06,509 --> 00:34:08,778
- - These potatoes are good.
- - Everything is.
- 860
- 00:34:10,579 --> 00:34:12,081
- Sorry. Sorry.
- 861
- 00:34:12,849 --> 00:34:15,115
- Oh, did I tell you
- about Simon Avona?
- 862
- 00:34:15,117 --> 00:34:17,987
- - No, what happened to Simon?
- - His father. Car crash. Dead.
- 863
- 00:34:19,055 --> 00:34:19,957
- Mm.
- 864
- 00:34:20,624 --> 00:34:21,759
- That's terrible, Mom.
- 865
- 00:34:22,258 --> 00:34:23,726
- Sorry to hear that.
- 866
- 00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:25,595
- Well, Eleanor...
- 867
- 00:34:25,961 --> 00:34:27,530
- these biscuits...
- 868
- 00:34:27,898 --> 00:34:29,696
- amazing! Every year
- they get better and better!
- 869
- 00:34:29,698 --> 00:34:31,566
- You did such a great job.
- 870
- 00:34:31,568 --> 00:34:33,133
- Same recipe
- as last year!
- 871
- 00:34:33,135 --> 00:34:34,903
- In fact,
- everything I made this year,
- 872
- 00:34:34,905 --> 00:34:37,771
- I made last year, except
- for the pumpkin cheesecake.
- 873
- 00:34:37,773 --> 00:34:40,707
- That is new. I saw it
- on the Barefoot Contessa.
- 874
- 00:34:40,709 --> 00:34:41,845
- Oh, we love that show.
- 875
- 00:34:42,979 --> 00:34:44,180
- Sometimes, I call
- Clark “Jeffrey.â€Â
- 876
- 00:34:45,182 --> 00:34:47,051
- - Wait, who's Jeffrey?
- - It's her husband.
- 877
- 00:34:47,584 --> 00:34:48,619
- Jesus Christ.
- 878
- 00:34:49,084 --> 00:34:50,119
- What is it?
- 879
- 00:34:50,753 --> 00:34:52,655
- - What's wrong?
- - What is it?
- 880
- 00:34:56,593 --> 00:34:58,963
- They just opened fire
- on a crowd protesting the Oath.
- 881
- 00:35:00,130 --> 00:35:01,599
- - Oh dear.
- - Jesus Christ.
- 882
- 00:35:03,198 --> 00:35:05,034
- Doz... dozens dead.
- 883
- 00:35:12,309 --> 00:35:14,041
- I'm gonna go turn
- on the news for a second...
- 884
- 00:35:14,043 --> 00:35:15,111
- Absolutely not!
- 885
- 00:35:16,213 --> 00:35:17,044
- I said that in my email.
- We're not watching that...
- 886
- 00:35:17,046 --> 00:35:18,646
- And it's my house, Mom,
- thank you.
- 887
- 00:35:18,648 --> 00:35:20,117
- Can we just finish dinner first?
- 888
- 00:35:21,617 --> 00:35:22,886
- You don't think
- this is important?
- 889
- 00:35:23,119 --> 00:35:26,120
- I know this is important
- but let's finish eating.
- 890
- 00:35:26,122 --> 00:35:27,191
- Yeah.
- 891
- 00:35:28,224 --> 00:35:29,224
- Plus, we don't even know
- what really happened.
- 892
- 00:35:29,226 --> 00:35:32,195
- No, we do know what happened!
- I just read it.
- 893
- 00:35:32,963 --> 00:35:35,966
- They murdered dozens of people.
- I just read it.
- 894
- 00:35:36,265 --> 00:35:37,798
- Well, I'm reading
- that they attacked
- 895
- 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,068
- - a group of counter protestors.
- - Oh, Jesus Christ,
- 896
- 00:35:40,070 --> 00:35:41,702
- I can only imagine what source
- 897
- 00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,137
- you're getting
- that bullshit from.
- 898
- 00:35:43,139 --> 00:35:46,106
- I'm not gonna fucking debate
- with you here, okay?
- 899
- 00:35:46,108 --> 00:35:50,278
- - Come on, language...
- - I'm not Bill Engvall, okay?
- 900
- 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,213
- Do I look like
- Bill Engvall, dad?
- 901
- 00:35:52,215 --> 00:35:54,148
- Let's just chill out.
- Let's eat the meal...
- 902
- 00:35:54,150 --> 00:35:55,783
- I don't want to eat!
- I don't wanna eat!
- 903
- 00:35:55,785 --> 00:35:57,151
- I'm sorry!
- There's fucking innocent people
- 904
- 00:35:57,153 --> 00:35:58,385
- being gunned down
- in the streets.
- 905
- 00:35:58,387 --> 00:36:00,120
- - It's affecting my appetite.
- - Chris...
- 906
- 00:36:00,122 --> 00:36:01,388
- - They're not innocent!
- - Yes.
- 907
- 00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:02,356
- They're breaking the law!
- 908
- 00:36:02,358 --> 00:36:04,626
- That is what happens
- when you break the law!
- 909
- 00:36:04,628 --> 00:36:07,264
- "The law� What, do we live
- in fucking Tombstone!
- 910
- 00:36:07,731 --> 00:36:10,164
- These are innocent people
- exercising
- 911
- 00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:12,399
- the first amendment,
- and they have been
- 912
- 00:36:12,401 --> 00:36:14,334
- gunned down
- in the fucking streets...
- 913
- 00:36:14,336 --> 00:36:16,269
- - Chris!
- - ...by Brownshirts!
- 914
- 00:36:18,874 --> 00:36:20,878
- - That's a little heavy.
- - You support Nazi's.
- 915
- 00:36:21,177 --> 00:36:22,676
- You fucking support Nazi's.
- 916
- 00:36:22,678 --> 00:36:24,211
- That's my favorite thing
- about liberals.
- 917
- 00:36:24,213 --> 00:36:25,879
- My favorite thing,
- as soon as they get triggered,
- 918
- 00:36:25,881 --> 00:36:28,883
- - they call everyone a Nazi.
- - Oh, shut the fuck up, Katie!
- 919
- 00:36:28,885 --> 00:36:30,417
- Abbie. Dude!
- Her name is Abbie!
- 920
- 00:36:30,419 --> 00:36:32,220
- - I don't care what your name is.
- - You're a dick!
- 921
- 00:36:32,222 --> 00:36:33,820
- - Her name is Abbie!
- - You suck,
- 922
- 00:36:33,822 --> 00:36:35,025
- and everything
- you fucking say sucks.
- 923
- 00:36:36,258 --> 00:36:38,291
- And guess what? You're perfect
- for this fucking asshole!
- 924
- 00:36:38,293 --> 00:36:40,662
- - Chris, stop it.
- - Oh, I'm an asshole? Fuck you!
- 925
- 00:36:40,664 --> 00:36:42,763
- You treat people who don't agree
- with everything you say
- 926
- 00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:45,867
- like they're fucking morons.
- And we're not! And guess what?
- 927
- 00:36:45,869 --> 00:36:47,734
- Everything isn't horrible
- all the time!
- 928
- 00:36:47,736 --> 00:36:49,437
- First of all,
- it is horrible all the time,
- 929
- 00:36:49,439 --> 00:36:52,242
- and second of all, I'm sorry
- to be the bearer of bad news
- 930
- 00:36:52,776 --> 00:36:55,977
- but you're a fucking moron,
- and so are fucking you.
- 931
- 00:36:55,979 --> 00:36:57,147
- - Language.
- - Chris!
- 932
- 00:36:58,381 --> 00:36:59,814
- I bet you two motherfuckers
- signed that Oath in two seconds.
- 933
- 00:36:59,816 --> 00:37:01,115
- - Yeah, I did! I did!
- - We did!
- 934
- 00:37:01,117 --> 00:37:02,816
- - I knew it would come out!
- - You just asked him!
- 935
- 00:37:02,818 --> 00:37:04,919
- Yeah, I know! I know!
- Fuck you, Pat.
- 936
- 00:37:04,921 --> 00:37:06,053
- - Fuck you!
- - Fuck you!
- 937
- 00:37:06,055 --> 00:37:07,354
- - Fuck you! Fuck you!
- - Fuck you!
- 938
- 00:37:07,356 --> 00:37:08,789
- Seriously, seriously, hold on...
- 939
- 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:09,927
- - Chris, stop it!
- - No politics!
- 940
- 00:37:11,193 --> 00:37:12,059
- Mom, Mom, this isn't political.
- I just wanna say real quick,
- 941
- 00:37:12,061 --> 00:37:13,827
- - real quick, seriously, Pat...
- - Mm-hmm.
- 942
- 00:37:13,829 --> 00:37:16,196
- ...fuck you.
- And Abbie, or Katie,
- 943
- 00:37:16,198 --> 00:37:17,698
- or whatever the fuck
- your name is,
- 944
- 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:19,332
- and fuck anyone who signed
- that Oath,
- 945
- 00:37:19,334 --> 00:37:21,936
- because they are stupid
- fucking pigs
- 946
- 00:37:21,938 --> 00:37:23,307
- and they should be
- hung like pigs!
- 947
- 00:37:25,709 --> 00:37:27,044
- What the fuck?
- 948
- 00:37:27,443 --> 00:37:30,113
- - What the fuck?
- - Not you, Alice!
- 949
- 00:37:30,713 --> 00:37:34,284
- - And not Mom and Dad.
- - Oh, thanks!
- 950
- 00:37:35,385 --> 00:37:37,218
- But also, also,
- like a little bit,
- 951
- 00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:39,320
- - a little bit fuck you, Alice!
- - What?
- 952
- 00:37:39,322 --> 00:37:41,388
- Cause why'd you sign it?
- Why'd you sign that shit?
- 953
- 00:37:41,390 --> 00:37:44,325
- We have a kid too, okay?
- And we care about her,
- 954
- 00:37:44,327 --> 00:37:46,760
- and we don't want her to grow up
- in a country where you have to
- 955
- 00:37:46,762 --> 00:37:49,363
- comply with every fucking stupid
- thing the government does!
- 956
- 00:37:49,365 --> 00:37:51,798
- - We have pride!
- - We do, too, asshole.
- 957
- 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,901
- Get off your horse, bro.
- 958
- 00:37:53,903 --> 00:37:55,436
- No, I like my horse!
- 959
- 00:37:55,438 --> 00:37:59,273
- Kai and I have strong,
- American, patriotic horses.
- 960
- 00:37:59,275 --> 00:38:02,079
- You got a little show pony,
- it fucking sucks balls.
- 961
- 00:38:02,278 --> 00:38:05,213
- Okay, we're clean.
- Y'all are fucking dirty.
- 962
- 00:38:05,215 --> 00:38:06,747
- - Chris, stop it!
- - You're dirty!
- 963
- 00:38:06,749 --> 00:38:08,015
- - You're dirty.
- - Just stop it!
- 964
- 00:38:08,017 --> 00:38:09,753
- Just shut the fuck up!
- 965
- 00:38:10,787 --> 00:38:11,855
- I signed it.
- 966
- 00:38:12,488 --> 00:38:15,224
- Yeah, I signed it.
- I fucking signed it.
- 967
- 00:38:15,758 --> 00:38:16,894
- So, how about that?
- 968
- 00:38:26,102 --> 00:38:27,869
- What the fuck
- are you talking about?
- 969
- 00:38:27,871 --> 00:38:28,937
- What do you mean you signed it?
- 970
- 00:38:28,939 --> 00:38:31,338
- What? Why'd you lie to me?
- 971
- 00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:33,140
- Can we have this conversation
- in the other room?
- 972
- 00:38:33,142 --> 00:38:35,778
- No. No, I want to talk
- about it right here, right now.
- 973
- 00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:37,780
- Chris, trust me.
- Just talk in the other room.
- 974
- 00:38:38,046 --> 00:38:39,015
- Alice, thank you so much,
- 975
- 00:38:39,983 --> 00:38:40,948
- I don't need your help
- running my house.
- 976
- 00:38:40,950 --> 00:38:42,950
- I don't need your help.
- Thank you, though.
- 977
- 00:38:42,952 --> 00:38:43,950
- Thank you! I want to know,
- right now,
- 978
- 00:38:43,952 --> 00:38:46,220
- why my wife lied to me
- in front of everyone.
- 979
- 00:38:46,222 --> 00:38:47,191
- Tell everyone.
- 980
- 00:38:47,923 --> 00:38:49,323
- Why'd you lie to me? Why?
- 981
- 00:38:49,325 --> 00:38:50,294
- - Why I lied to you?
- - Why?
- 982
- 00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:52,095
- - Why I lied to you?
- - Why did you lie to me?
- 983
- 00:38:52,796 --> 00:38:54,798
- Fuck you! Why did I lie to you?
- 984
- 00:38:55,365 --> 00:38:56,265
- Really?
- 985
- 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,769
- You wanna frame the question,
- just like that, for me?
- 986
- 00:39:00,269 --> 00:39:01,936
- Why I lied to you?
- 987
- 00:39:01,938 --> 00:39:03,236
- I'm gonna go check
- on the children.
- 988
- 00:39:03,238 --> 00:39:04,974
- Why I lied to you?
- 989
- 00:39:07,276 --> 00:39:09,079
- We both said
- we weren't gonna do it.
- 990
- 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,247
- Why did you sign?
- 991
- 00:39:12,548 --> 00:39:15,850
- Because, Chris, my husband's
- running around here acting like
- 992
- 00:39:15,852 --> 00:39:18,218
- he's the white Nelson Mandela
- and if anybody's
- 993
- 00:39:18,220 --> 00:39:20,957
- not following his lead,
- then they're the enemy.
- 994
- 00:39:21,557 --> 00:39:23,356
- Now, I love my daughter,
- 995
- 00:39:23,358 --> 00:39:25,926
- and I will do whatever it takes
- to protect her.
- 996
- 00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:27,028
- I don't give a fuck about
- 997
- 00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:28,461
- signing some stupid
- government shit!
- 998
- 00:39:28,463 --> 00:39:30,534
- All I care about is taking care
- of my daughter.
- 999
- 00:39:31,233 --> 00:39:34,234
- So, I signed it.
- Yup, that's what I did.
- 1000
- 00:39:34,236 --> 00:39:35,838
- I signed it. Is that a problem?
- 1001
- 00:39:36,271 --> 00:39:38,171
- Do you hate me now? Huh?
- 1002
- 00:39:38,173 --> 00:39:40,276
- Do I need your permission
- to protect my child?
- 1003
- 00:39:45,514 --> 00:39:47,048
- We should've talked
- in the other room.
- 1004
- 00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:47,950
- Mm-hmm!
- 1005
- 00:39:50,887 --> 00:39:52,222
- Did everyone here sign?
- 1006
- 00:39:56,992 --> 00:39:58,859
- - Shame on all of you.
- - Now, that's it!
- 1007
- 00:39:58,861 --> 00:40:00,461
- - That's it. That's it.
- - Yeah. That is it!
- 1008
- 00:40:00,463 --> 00:40:02,262
- You know what, I don't wanna
- eat with you people,
- 1009
- 00:40:02,264 --> 00:40:05,233
- so, I'm gonna take my food
- and my wine,
- 1010
- 00:40:05,235 --> 00:40:07,133
- and I'm gonna go sit in my car
- in the driveway.
- 1011
- 00:40:07,135 --> 00:40:08,535
- And I'm gonna listen
- to some news,
- 1012
- 00:40:08,537 --> 00:40:10,937
- and I'm gonna read
- little articles on my phone,
- 1013
- 00:40:10,939 --> 00:40:13,541
- and eat my food, and you all
- can sit here at the table
- 1014
- 00:40:13,543 --> 00:40:15,542
- and stuff your big
- fat fucking faces
- 1015
- 00:40:15,544 --> 00:40:17,611
- and talk about the people
- that are being brutally executed
- 1016
- 00:40:17,613 --> 00:40:19,479
- in the street
- by our police state.
- 1017
- 00:40:19,481 --> 00:40:21,115
- I'll be in the driveway!
- 1018
- 00:40:21,117 --> 00:40:22,852
- Happy Thanksgiving,
- motherfuckers!
- 1019
- 00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:24,021
- Christopher!
- 1020
- 00:40:24,988 --> 00:40:26,653
- And save me some
- goddamned pie!
- 1021
- 00:40:38,101 --> 00:40:39,202
- We have Connor Bregman
- 1022
- 00:40:40,436 --> 00:40:41,570
- at the northern barrier
- at City Park, where we can see
- 1023
- 00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:44,939
- literally hundreds of police
- and national guards
- 1024
- 00:40:44,941 --> 00:40:47,211
- to what it appears to be
- a coup of some sort.
- 1025
- 00:40:47,610 --> 00:40:50,881
- Connor, where are you at
- this hour? What's the feeling...
- 1026
- 00:40:53,515 --> 00:40:55,117
- That was fucked up last night.
- 1027
- 00:40:55,918 --> 00:40:56,919
- I hated it.
- 1028
- 00:40:57,921 --> 00:40:59,356
- You ruined all of Thanksgiving.
- 1029
- 00:41:01,423 --> 00:41:03,492
- Now, I know I signed it.
- 1030
- 00:41:04,459 --> 00:41:05,862
- And I didn't tell you.
- 1031
- 00:41:07,030 --> 00:41:08,599
- And I wish it didn't go down
- like that.
- 1032
- 00:41:10,032 --> 00:41:11,932
- But I am not gonna
- apologize to you,
- 1033
- 00:41:11,934 --> 00:41:14,367
- after you busted me out in front
- of your family like that.
- 1034
- 00:41:14,369 --> 00:41:16,970
- Okay, I only did that
- because you betrayed me.
- 1035
- 00:41:16,972 --> 00:41:18,041
- Betrayed you?
- 1036
- 00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:19,442
- Betrayed you, Chris?
- 1037
- 00:41:19,943 --> 00:41:22,412
- Really? You have been obsessed
- with this.
- 1038
- 00:41:23,445 --> 00:41:26,546
- I have agreed with almost
- everything that you'd say.
- 1039
- 00:41:26,548 --> 00:41:28,017
- I agree with almost everything.
- 1040
- 00:41:28,985 --> 00:41:31,188
- But it is getting kinda
- ridiculous. I just...
- 1041
- 00:41:32,956 --> 00:41:34,624
- I am just numb to the shit.
- 1042
- 00:41:36,159 --> 00:41:38,291
- The "breaking news.
- 1043
- 00:41:38,293 --> 00:41:40,660
- Oh my God, oh my God,
- did you see what happened?
- 1044
- 00:41:40,662 --> 00:41:42,495
- Did you see?
- Did you see what happened?
- 1045
- 00:41:42,497 --> 00:41:45,369
- These are my theories."
- Nobody gives a fuck, okay?
- 1046
- 00:41:46,235 --> 00:41:48,336
- I am more concerned
- with raising our daughter
- 1047
- 00:41:48,338 --> 00:41:50,407
- than what's going on out here
- in these streets.
- 1048
- 00:41:51,106 --> 00:41:53,409
- This other shit,
- don't mean nothing to me.
- 1049
- 00:41:54,577 --> 00:41:56,213
- You mean something to me.
- 1050
- 00:41:56,678 --> 00:42:00,180
- I just don't understand how,
- as a black woman...
- 1051
- 00:42:00,182 --> 00:42:02,283
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- We are not about to be out here
- 1052
- 00:42:02,285 --> 00:42:04,621
- re-litigating all of this shit
- in the driveway.
- 1053
- 00:42:05,153 --> 00:42:08,224
- Now, you have 24 hours
- before your whole family leaves.
- 1054
- 00:42:08,657 --> 00:42:10,658
- I suggest you get your ass
- out of this car
- 1055
- 00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:13,030
- and get in the house
- and apologize to them.
- 1056
- 00:42:13,296 --> 00:42:14,729
- - Yeah, right.
- - I'm not playing.
- 1057
- 00:42:14,731 --> 00:42:17,564
- That's so not happening,
- just so you know that!
- 1058
- 00:42:17,566 --> 00:42:19,568
- I will never apologize!
- 1059
- 00:42:24,039 --> 00:42:26,175
- - Hey, what's up, Avery?
- - Hey.
- 1060
- 00:42:27,142 --> 00:42:28,077
- Everything okay?
- 1061
- 00:42:30,445 --> 00:42:31,347
- Yup.
- 1062
- 00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:39,121
- With the president the...
- 1063
- 00:42:42,325 --> 00:42:45,158
- - I'm sorry? come again.
- - Ma'am, please?
- 1064
- 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,559
- - No...
- - Don't get excited.
- 1065
- 00:42:46,561 --> 00:42:47,695
- ...no,
- you don't understand...
- 1066
- 00:42:47,697 --> 00:42:49,430
- - because this is my house...
- - Ma'am...
- 1067
- 00:42:49,432 --> 00:42:51,164
- ...and I didn't say
- you could come in it.
- 1068
- 00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:53,533
- - Ma'am, calm down.
- - Want me lower my voice?
- 1069
- 00:42:53,535 --> 00:42:54,769
- You lower your voice
- all the way outside!
- 1070
- 00:42:54,771 --> 00:42:57,504
- Whoa. I'm sorry. Excuse me,
- excuse me, what's going on?
- 1071
- 00:42:57,506 --> 00:42:59,376
- - Can I help you?
- - Are you Mr. Powell?
- 1072
- 00:43:00,108 --> 00:43:01,510
- - Yes.
- - Christopher Powell?
- 1073
- 00:43:02,577 --> 00:43:04,447
- - Yeah, sorry, who are you?
- - I'm, uh...
- 1074
- 00:43:05,213 --> 00:43:07,715
- I'm Peter Yeun.
- This is Mason Berko.
- 1075
- 00:43:07,717 --> 00:43:09,052
- We're with CPU.
- 1076
- 00:43:09,285 --> 00:43:10,684
- That's,
- Citizen's Protection Unit,
- 1077
- 00:43:10,686 --> 00:43:12,285
- we're a division
- of Homeland Security.
- 1078
- 00:43:12,287 --> 00:43:13,289
- I... I...
- 1079
- 00:43:13,756 --> 00:43:15,292
- I know what CPU is. I...
- 1080
- 00:43:16,425 --> 00:43:17,727
- How did you get in my house?
- 1081
- 00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:19,329
- Your brother let us in.
- 1082
- 00:43:20,630 --> 00:43:21,731
- I thought they were cops.
- 1083
- 00:43:22,432 --> 00:43:23,530
- You're cops, right?
- 1084
- 00:43:23,532 --> 00:43:24,467
- - CPU.
- - CPU. But...
- 1085
- 00:43:25,602 --> 00:43:27,637
- - technically, we work for...
- - No, you're not cops.
- 1086
- 00:43:28,236 --> 00:43:30,137
- But I am the owner of this home
- and I would like you
- 1087
- 00:43:30,139 --> 00:43:32,073
- - to leave right now.
- - Hold on a second. I'm sorry.
- 1088
- 00:43:32,075 --> 00:43:34,511
- I thought she was
- the owner of this house.
- 1089
- 00:43:36,746 --> 00:43:38,611
- We're both the owners
- of this home.
- 1090
- 00:43:38,613 --> 00:43:40,016
- Mm-hmm. He put a ring on it.
- 1091
- 00:43:42,385 --> 00:43:44,684
- Mr. Powell, I want us out
- of your hair as much as you do.
- 1092
- 00:43:44,686 --> 00:43:45,720
- - Believe me.
- - No, I don't believe you.
- 1093
- 00:43:45,722 --> 00:43:48,122
- I want you out of my hair
- more than you think
- 1094
- 00:43:48,124 --> 00:43:50,127
- I want you out of my hair.
- Trust that.
- 1095
- 00:43:50,325 --> 00:43:52,128
- - Wait, who are they?
- - Cops.
- 1096
- 00:43:53,162 --> 00:43:54,695
- - Not cops, CPU.
- - CPU.
- 1097
- 00:43:54,697 --> 00:43:57,131
- They're not... they're not cops!
- They're not cops!
- 1098
- 00:43:57,133 --> 00:43:59,166
- Mr. Powell, if we could
- just step in the other room,
- 1099
- 00:43:59,168 --> 00:44:01,102
- we could talk for a few minutes,
- we could let you get back
- 1100
- 00:44:01,104 --> 00:44:02,572
- to your family, who seem lovely,
- by the way.
- 1101
- 00:44:03,206 --> 00:44:04,508
- Do you think
- that's something we could do?
- 1102
- 00:44:07,309 --> 00:44:10,477
- Mom, the kids are in Hardy's
- room, they're watching
- 1103
- 00:44:10,479 --> 00:44:12,445
- Fantastic Beasts and Where
- to Find Them, can you please go
- 1104
- 00:44:12,447 --> 00:44:14,183
- in there and make sure
- the door stays shut, please?
- 1105
- 00:44:14,749 --> 00:44:15,751
- Thank you.
- 1106
- 00:44:19,655 --> 00:44:21,191
- Can we please go
- in another room?
- 1107
- 00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:23,226
- No.
- 1108
- 00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:26,529
- - Can we sit down?
- - No, we can't.
- 1109
- 00:44:27,796 --> 00:44:29,331
- I wanna know why you're here
- and I wanna know right now.
- 1110
- 00:44:32,401 --> 00:44:34,167
- We received a report
- that you were impeding
- 1111
- 00:44:34,169 --> 00:44:36,372
- a private citizen's choice
- to sign the Oath.
- 1112
- 00:44:40,476 --> 00:44:44,113
- I'm sorry, did someone, like,
- report me or something?
- 1113
- 00:44:45,213 --> 00:44:46,747
- I'm sorry, we can't divulge
- that information.
- 1114
- 00:44:46,749 --> 00:44:47,917
- Okay, this is ridiculous.
- This...
- 1115
- 00:44:48,751 --> 00:44:52,620
- Impeding a citizen's right
- to... to... to sign the Oath?
- 1116
- 00:44:52,622 --> 00:44:54,655
- That's not a thing.
- That's nothingness.
- 1117
- 00:44:54,657 --> 00:44:56,356
- No, it's something.
- Definitely something.
- 1118
- 00:44:56,358 --> 00:44:57,726
- No. It's not, it's not
- something. It's not something.
- 1119
- 00:44:59,128 --> 00:45:00,294
- I just read an article yesterday
- in Republica about it, okay.
- 1120
- 00:45:00,296 --> 00:45:02,198
- They're arguing it up in courts
- right now. So there's...
- 1121
- 00:45:03,465 --> 00:45:05,201
- - Do you guys have a warrant?
- - Mm?
- 1122
- 00:45:06,769 --> 00:45:08,769
- - No, we don't.
- - Uh, okay, bye-bye!
- 1123
- 00:45:08,771 --> 00:45:10,173
- - Out! You're out!
- - Sir, back up, please.
- 1124
- 00:45:11,407 --> 00:45:12,476
- - No, get out of my house.
- - Sir, you don't need to be rude.
- 1125
- 00:45:12,675 --> 00:45:13,577
- Ru...
- 1126
- 00:45:15,510 --> 00:45:18,711
- This is America! I can be rude!
- Fuck you!
- 1127
- 00:45:18,713 --> 00:45:20,780
- Mr. Powell, you're right,
- the legality of the situation
- 1128
- 00:45:20,782 --> 00:45:23,886
- is a little fluid and it's a bit
- of a grey area. However...
- 1129
- 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,655
- we received a complaint and we
- are obligated to investigate.
- 1130
- 00:45:27,657 --> 00:45:29,289
- This is fucking insane
- right now. I can't even...
- 1131
- 00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:30,360
- Let's call Sheldon.
- 1132
- 00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:32,593
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm calling my attorney,
- 1133
- 00:45:32,595 --> 00:45:35,198
- and I'm not saying shit
- until I talk to him.
- 1134
- 00:45:35,965 --> 00:45:38,666
- Oh, also, real quick
- while we're in the other room,
- 1135
- 00:45:38,668 --> 00:45:40,568
- you two guys
- wait outside, please.
- 1136
- 00:45:40,570 --> 00:45:42,139
- Thank you.
- We'll wait right here.
- 1137
- 00:45:43,539 --> 00:45:45,842
- You're in big trouble.
- You're in big trouble!
- 1138
- 00:45:49,512 --> 00:45:50,945
- Can I get you gentlemen
- tea or coffee?
- 1139
- 00:45:50,947 --> 00:45:52,345
- - Abbie...
- - What?
- 1140
- 00:45:52,347 --> 00:45:53,349
- ...no.
- 1141
- 00:45:55,418 --> 00:45:56,850
- What is happening?
- 1142
- 00:45:56,852 --> 00:45:58,385
- I don't understand
- how this is happening.
- 1143
- 00:45:58,387 --> 00:45:59,789
- I don't know, but we gotta
- figure it out, okay?
- 1144
- 00:46:00,256 --> 00:46:01,821
- Where is Sheldon?
- Where's Sheldon?
- 1145
- 00:46:01,823 --> 00:46:04,628
- Okay, fine. My phone is dead
- 'cause I had it on all night.
- 1146
- 00:46:04,827 --> 00:46:06,359
- Okay, okay. Use mine.
- Use mine.
- 1147
- 00:46:06,361 --> 00:46:07,697
- Yes, okay. Thank you.
- 1148
- 00:46:13,735 --> 00:46:15,371
- The mailbox is
- full and is not accepting...
- 1149
- 00:46:15,604 --> 00:46:17,403
- - Fuck! The voice mail's full.
- - What?
- 1150
- 00:46:17,405 --> 00:46:18,905
- - Okay...
- - Okay. Okay.
- 1151
- 00:46:18,907 --> 00:46:20,874
- Hey, we can work this out.
- We can figure this out.
- 1152
- 00:46:20,876 --> 00:46:23,345
- - Gotta think, gotta think.
- - I'm gonna say one thing quick.
- 1153
- 00:46:23,713 --> 00:46:26,446
- Fucking Pat did this.
- Pat called this in.
- 1154
- 00:46:26,448 --> 00:46:28,485
- Come on, you don't know that
- and I don't believe that.
- 1155
- 00:46:28,784 --> 00:46:30,917
- Okay, okay, then it was
- for sure his girlfriend.
- 1156
- 00:46:30,919 --> 00:46:33,019
- I'm gonna tell you something,
- you know I'm a feminist.
- 1157
- 00:46:33,021 --> 00:46:35,588
- - Yeah.
- - I waited in line for two hours
- 1158
- 00:46:35,590 --> 00:46:37,359
- so Roxane Gay could sign
- her book to you.
- 1159
- 00:46:37,626 --> 00:46:38,858
- - Yeah.
- - She was brilliant!
- 1160
- 00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:40,796
- - Yeah.
- - Abbie's a little cunt.
- 1161
- 00:46:40,997 --> 00:46:42,262
- No! You're not using
- that word in this house.
- 1162
- 00:46:42,264 --> 00:46:44,932
- Okay, we have talked about that.
- You are not allowed to use that.
- 1163
- 00:46:44,934 --> 00:46:46,700
- You can use “pussy,â€Â
- “trash pussyâ€Â
- 1164
- 00:46:46,702 --> 00:46:49,269
- - but you cannot use that word.
- - Abbie's a trash pussy!
- 1165
- 00:46:49,271 --> 00:46:50,937
- Okay, that's fine.
- She's a trash pussy.
- 1166
- 00:46:50,939 --> 00:46:52,506
- If you say so,
- I agree with you.
- 1167
- 00:46:52,508 --> 00:46:53,410
- - Okay
- - But here's the thing.
- 1168
- 00:46:54,644 --> 00:46:55,742
- I just wanna say I told you
- this was gonna happen one day!
- 1169
- 00:46:55,744 --> 00:46:58,278
- One day, I said, they're gonna
- come to the home,
- 1170
- 00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,780
- - they're gonna come to the home
- - You were right.
- 1171
- 00:46:59,782 --> 00:47:01,914
- - ...and get Gestapo!
- - You were right, baby. I think...
- 1172
- 00:47:01,916 --> 00:47:03,919
- I think we have one option
- and one option only.
- 1173
- 00:47:04,387 --> 00:47:06,957
- We don't say shit
- until we talk to Sheldon.
- 1174
- 00:47:07,523 --> 00:47:08,758
- Okay? Only option.
- 1175
- 00:47:09,959 --> 00:47:12,059
- Okay, that is a good option.
- That is a very good choice.
- 1176
- 00:47:12,061 --> 00:47:13,693
- - But here's another choice...
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1177
- 00:47:13,695 --> 00:47:14,827
- - ...another idea.
- - Okay.
- 1178
- 00:47:14,829 --> 00:47:15,995
- - Just a random thought...
- - Okay.
- 1179
- 00:47:15,997 --> 00:47:17,400
- ...I think it might work.
- 1180
- 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,869
- Just answer their questions
- and they'll probably just leave.
- 1181
- 00:47:21,637 --> 00:47:23,336
- How about that?
- They'll probably leave.
- 1182
- 00:47:23,338 --> 00:47:24,771
- No. No! I'm not
- being interrogated
- 1183
- 00:47:24,773 --> 00:47:25,976
- in my own home
- without a warrant!
- 1184
- 00:47:27,209 --> 00:47:27,242
- First of all, you're gonna stop
- saying your own home okay?
- 1185
- 00:47:28,445 --> 00:47:31,010
- 'Cause this is our home that
- we raise our child in, okay?
- 1186
- 00:47:31,012 --> 00:47:33,446
- Now, I just wanna figure out
- a way to get these motherfuckers
- 1187
- 00:47:33,448 --> 00:47:35,015
- up outta here
- as quickly as possible.
- 1188
- 00:47:35,017 --> 00:47:37,687
- - This is not Nazi Germany!
- - You are so right.
- 1189
- 00:47:37,952 --> 00:47:41,321
- Duh, duh Chris! Hello?
- Danke schön!
- 1190
- 00:47:41,323 --> 00:47:43,592
- - Thanks for the information!
- - Okay, all right. I got it.
- 1191
- 00:47:44,026 --> 00:47:44,961
- But what are you gonna say?
- 1192
- 00:47:45,727 --> 00:47:47,394
- I'm gonna teach them
- about something called
- 1193
- 00:47:47,396 --> 00:47:49,032
- - The United States Constitution!
- - Ugh...
- 1194
- 00:47:50,398 --> 00:47:52,399
- All right.
- 1195
- 00:47:53,401 --> 00:47:54,470
- Excuse me.
- 1196
- 00:47:54,769 --> 00:47:55,771
- Great.
- 1197
- 00:47:56,805 --> 00:47:58,307
- Did you speak
- with your attorney?
- 1198
- 00:47:59,474 --> 00:48:00,376
- I did.
- 1199
- 00:48:01,410 --> 00:48:03,046
- And he said because you
- don't have a warrant...
- 1200
- 00:48:03,512 --> 00:48:04,780
- you have no right to be here.
- 1201
- 00:48:05,347 --> 00:48:06,914
- We don't have to answer
- any of your questions,
- 1202
- 00:48:06,916 --> 00:48:09,015
- and you need to leave
- our home right now.
- 1203
- 00:48:09,017 --> 00:48:10,387
- Well, then, that's that.
- 1204
- 00:48:11,954 --> 00:48:14,088
- - Right. I understand.
- - Thank you.
- 1205
- 00:48:14,090 --> 00:48:15,057
- I don't.
- 1206
- 00:48:16,992 --> 00:48:17,994
- Huh?
- 1207
- 00:48:18,961 --> 00:48:20,894
- I don't understand
- 1208
- 00:48:20,896 --> 00:48:23,600
- why you can't just answer
- some questions.
- 1209
- 00:48:24,867 --> 00:48:27,537
- Okay, well, I'll tell you.
- Because, um...
- 1210
- 00:48:28,104 --> 00:48:30,838
- in America, we have this thing
- called the Constitution and...
- 1211
- 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,707
- I know what the Constitution is,
- you condescending fucking pussy.
- 1212
- 00:48:33,709 --> 00:48:36,008
- Mason, stop. I don't want to get
- written up again, okay?
- 1213
- 00:48:36,010 --> 00:48:38,447
- See,
- I know guys like you.
- 1214
- 00:48:39,648 --> 00:48:41,818
- You've never fought for
- this country a day in your life.
- 1215
- 00:48:42,584 --> 00:48:43,986
- You haven't sacrificed anything
- 1216
- 00:48:44,387 --> 00:48:46,555
- and you're disrespectful
- to people like me...
- 1217
- 00:48:47,956 --> 00:48:49,858
- people who are here
- to protect you.
- 1218
- 00:48:50,959 --> 00:48:51,994
- But that's done.
- 1219
- 00:48:53,695 --> 00:48:57,433
- Boys like you will soon learn
- that those days are over.
- 1220
- 00:48:59,135 --> 00:48:59,968
- Mason, stop.
- 1221
- 00:49:00,802 --> 00:49:01,570
- - Leave it. Chris.
- - Peter...
- 1222
- 00:49:02,238 --> 00:49:03,039
- don't tell me what to do.
- 1223
- 00:49:05,073 --> 00:49:07,510
- I just think the three of us
- should go for a ride.
- 1224
- 00:49:13,048 --> 00:49:14,818
- I'm not going anywhere.
- 1225
- 00:49:16,418 --> 00:49:17,686
- Say that to me again.
- 1226
- 00:49:18,421 --> 00:49:19,622
- Mason.
- 1227
- 00:49:22,425 --> 00:49:23,560
- Get out of my house.
- 1228
- 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,729
- I think you're coming with me.
- 1229
- 00:49:30,099 --> 00:49:31,832
- - Fuck off.
- - Oh, boy. Get out of here.
- 1230
- 00:49:31,834 --> 00:49:33,700
- - Come on, guys.
- - It's okay. It's okay.
- 1231
- 00:49:33,702 --> 00:49:35,202
- - Let's go, let's go.
- - It's okay.
- 1232
- 00:49:35,204 --> 00:49:37,439
- - Chris, enough.
- - I would like...
- 1233
- 00:49:38,072 --> 00:49:40,943
- - to apologize.
- - See, he's a good guy.
- 1234
- 00:49:41,876 --> 00:49:43,510
- - Oh!
- - Mason!
- 1235
- 00:49:43,512 --> 00:49:44,577
- Shit!
- 1236
- 00:49:47,015 --> 00:49:48,985
- - Let her go! Come on!
- - Mason! Stand back!
- 1237
- 00:49:58,727 --> 00:50:00,897
- Let her go, man.
- Let her go!
- 1238
- 00:50:02,465 --> 00:50:04,033
- - What the fuck?
- - Mason, stand back.
- 1239
- 00:50:04,733 --> 00:50:06,666
- - Stay back!
- - What is that, man?
- 1240
- 00:50:06,668 --> 00:50:07,934
- Get him under control!
- 1241
- 00:50:07,936 --> 00:50:09,471
- - Mason...
- - You guys gotta go!
- 1242
- 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,073
- I'll break it!
- 1243
- 00:50:13,075 --> 00:50:14,144
- - This is too much, man.
- - Quiet!
- 1244
- 00:50:15,244 --> 00:50:16,309
- - You guys went too far.
- - Why didn't he just sign it?
- 1245
- 00:50:16,311 --> 00:50:17,146
- - I'll break your fucking arm.
- - Please don't!
- 1246
- 00:50:18,414 --> 00:50:20,580
- - Listen, I'll sign it! I'll it!
- - You fucking will!
- 1247
- 00:50:20,582 --> 00:50:22,249
- I will go online!
- I'll sign the online one!
- 1248
- 00:50:22,251 --> 00:50:23,953
- Are you ready? I'm gonna
- break your fucking arm.
- 1249
- 00:50:24,186 --> 00:50:25,986
- Mason, let him go!
- 1250
- 00:50:30,659 --> 00:50:32,258
- - Drop it!
- - I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- 1251
- 00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:33,929
- Hands up! Hands up!
- 1252
- 00:50:35,697 --> 00:50:36,598
- Pete?
- 1253
- 00:50:38,767 --> 00:50:39,669
- Pete?
- 1254
- 00:50:40,702 --> 00:50:41,637
- Pete?
- 1255
- 00:50:44,072 --> 00:50:44,973
- Don't!
- 1256
- 00:50:49,644 --> 00:50:51,146
- Hands behind your back,
- you're under arrest.
- 1257
- 00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:53,747
- Why did you do that?
- 1258
- 00:50:53,749 --> 00:50:55,682
- - Why did you do that?
- - Let go of my dad!
- 1259
- 00:50:55,684 --> 00:50:57,050
- Shut the fuck up! Back up!
- 1260
- 00:50:57,052 --> 00:50:59,253
- - Hey, hey, hey!
- - Let go of my dad!
- 1261
- 00:50:59,255 --> 00:51:01,187
- Hey!
- 1262
- 00:51:01,189 --> 00:51:04,726
- Chris! Chris!
- What the fuck?
- 1263
- 00:51:08,930 --> 00:51:10,830
- Oh, my God!
- Chris, what are you doing?
- 1264
- 00:51:10,832 --> 00:51:12,932
- I don't know. Jesus.
- 1265
- 00:51:12,934 --> 00:51:15,204
- - Chris...
- - Chris, what'd you do, man?
- 1266
- 00:51:15,838 --> 00:51:17,537
- - What the fuck!
- - I don't know.
- 1267
- 00:51:17,539 --> 00:51:19,006
- - What is happening?
- - What are you doing?
- 1268
- 00:51:19,008 --> 00:51:20,810
- Calm down,
- I don't know, I don't know.
- 1269
- 00:51:21,744 --> 00:51:23,776
- Get away! Get away! Watch out!
- 1270
- 00:51:23,778 --> 00:51:26,847
- Stand back! Everyone stand back.
- Stay back!
- 1271
- 00:51:26,849 --> 00:51:29,017
- Fuck! Fuck!
- 1272
- 00:51:29,818 --> 00:51:31,218
- Give me my fucking gun.
- 1273
- 00:51:31,220 --> 00:51:33,590
- - Oh, God, oh, God...
- - I can do it.
- 1274
- 00:51:33,822 --> 00:51:35,157
- - Don't do it.
- - Chris, what the fuck!
- 1275
- 00:51:35,691 --> 00:51:37,060
- Okay, everyone be cool.
- 1276
- 00:51:37,726 --> 00:51:40,026
- - Give me the gun.
- - I'm not doing that, all right.
- 1277
- 00:51:40,028 --> 00:51:40,863
- You take another step
- 1278
- 00:51:41,731 --> 00:51:42,165
- and I'll fucking shoot you,
- okay?
- 1279
- 00:51:43,131 --> 00:51:44,064
- You don't know me.
- You think you know me,
- 1280
- 00:51:44,066 --> 00:51:46,636
- but you don't know me.
- I'm a bad fuck.
- 1281
- 00:51:47,035 --> 00:51:48,738
- Er, I'm a bad fuck-er.
- 1282
- 00:51:49,338 --> 00:51:50,540
- Chris...
- 1283
- 00:51:51,606 --> 00:51:53,606
- - You're a dumb fuck!
- - No, I'm not!
- 1284
- 00:51:53,608 --> 00:51:54,843
- I'm smart and I have a gun!
- 1285
- 00:51:55,343 --> 00:51:57,109
- Ooh, his head's
- all fucked up.
- 1286
- 00:51:57,111 --> 00:51:59,648
- - Kai, his head's all fucked up.
- - Why is it black?
- 1287
- 00:51:59,847 --> 00:52:01,782
- Did I do that to his head? Or
- was his head like that before?
- 1288
- 00:52:01,784 --> 00:52:03,916
- - You did that shit!
- - Put the gun down. Son...
- 1289
- 00:52:03,918 --> 00:52:05,651
- - I'm not doing that, Dad.
- - ...put the gun down.
- 1290
- 00:52:05,653 --> 00:52:07,588
- - We can talk about this, baby.
- - We will.
- 1291
- 00:52:07,590 --> 00:52:09,959
- - We will talk about it. You...
- - Chris...
- 1292
- 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,161
- Put your hands up!
- 1293
- 00:52:13,796 --> 00:52:15,665
- Put your hands up. Sir...
- 1294
- 00:52:16,331 --> 00:52:18,066
- - Put ‘em up!
- - They're up!
- 1295
- 00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:20,135
- Okay, they were a little low
- when I said it!
- 1296
- 00:52:20,668 --> 00:52:21,904
- - Pat...
- - Yeah?
- 1297
- 00:52:22,236 --> 00:52:23,803
- See if he's got
- handcuffs or something.
- 1298
- 00:52:23,805 --> 00:52:25,204
- - No, Pat! No, Pat! No...
- - Okay.
- 1299
- 00:52:25,206 --> 00:52:26,575
- Abbie, shut up!
- 1300
- 00:52:27,776 --> 00:52:29,075
- Touch me
- and I'll drop you.
- 1301
- 00:52:29,077 --> 00:52:31,812
- You drop him, and I drop you.
- Give me a reason.
- 1302
- 00:52:31,814 --> 00:52:33,216
- I wanna drop you.
- 1303
- 00:52:34,617 --> 00:52:37,084
- - Oh shit, baby.
- - Try me. I want you to.
- 1304
- 00:52:37,086 --> 00:52:39,022
- I want you to.
- I fucking want you to.
- 1305
- 00:52:39,354 --> 00:52:40,322
- We got a ziptie.
- 1306
- 00:52:41,189 --> 00:52:41,722
- - Do you know how to use those?
- - Yeah.
- 1307
- 00:52:41,724 --> 00:52:43,191
- Tie him up.
- 1308
- 00:52:44,293 --> 00:52:47,026
- - Move that other hand.
- - Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- 1309
- 00:52:47,028 --> 00:52:48,764
- All right, all right.
- 1310
- 00:52:49,197 --> 00:52:51,330
- Kai, it's okay, it's okay, baby.
- It's okay, baby. It's okay.
- 1311
- 00:52:51,332 --> 00:52:52,834
- - Baby.
- - It's okay.
- 1312
- 00:52:53,168 --> 00:52:54,803
- Kai, it's okay.
- Here's what we're gonna do.
- 1313
- 00:52:56,771 --> 00:52:58,006
- We're going into the TV room.
- 1314
- 00:53:05,113 --> 00:53:06,646
- Jesus, what's that?
- 1315
- 00:53:06,648 --> 00:53:07,814
- It's a Taser.
- 1316
- 00:53:07,816 --> 00:53:08,751
- Where did you get that?
- 1317
- 00:53:09,718 --> 00:53:11,854
- - I ordered it online.
- - You never told me that.
- 1318
- 00:53:12,253 --> 00:53:14,256
- I know, I'm sorry.
- Can we talk about it later?
- 1319
- 00:53:14,789 --> 00:53:16,189
- If he moves, tase him.
- 1320
- 00:53:16,191 --> 00:53:17,927
- Mom, keys.
- 1321
- 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:20,929
- Grab... grab those keys, please.
- 1322
- 00:53:21,262 --> 00:53:23,699
- All right, listen,
- very important,
- 1323
- 00:53:23,932 --> 00:53:26,099
- you need to take
- all three of the kids
- 1324
- 00:53:26,101 --> 00:53:27,334
- three doors down
- to the Berman's house
- 1325
- 00:53:27,336 --> 00:53:28,671
- and make sure
- that they stay there.
- 1326
- 00:53:29,872 --> 00:53:31,303
- You can show them movies,
- feed them whatever they want,
- 1327
- 00:53:31,305 --> 00:53:32,342
- make sure they're happy
- and safe.
- 1328
- 00:53:33,476 --> 00:53:35,207
- But make sure they stay
- in the house, okay? Thank you.
- 1329
- 00:53:35,209 --> 00:53:37,146
- Can I take food from this house
- to that house?
- 1330
- 00:53:38,012 --> 00:53:40,312
- Yes, of course.
- Anything you need.
- 1331
- 00:53:40,314 --> 00:53:42,117
- Okay, I can make twice
- baked potatoes,
- 1332
- 00:53:42,316 --> 00:53:45,021
- I can make a cream of turkey.
- I need bread.
- 1333
- 00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:46,887
- - Great, bring the milk too.
- - Are they allowed sugar?
- 1334
- 00:53:46,889 --> 00:53:48,421
- Yes, they can have
- literally whatever they want.
- 1335
- 00:53:48,423 --> 00:53:49,791
- Just keep them safe.
- Please keep them...
- 1336
- 00:53:50,992 --> 00:53:52,091
- - Chris, I need to talk to you...
- - Chris, come here.
- 1337
- 00:53:52,093 --> 00:53:53,093
- - Wait, Chris, please, I just...
- - Hold on, hold on...
- 1338
- 00:53:53,095 --> 00:53:55,198
- What should I do?
- His eyes are just like...
- 1339
- 00:53:56,398 --> 00:53:58,834
- Are they like...
- Or are they like...
- 1340
- 00:53:59,233 --> 00:54:00,836
- No, it's like... they're like...
- 1341
- 00:54:01,302 --> 00:54:03,169
- I think that's okay, though.
- 1342
- 00:54:03,171 --> 00:54:05,305
- - Really?
- - All right, keep an eye on him.
- 1343
- 00:54:05,307 --> 00:54:06,776
- - Chris...
- - I wanna tell...
- 1344
- 00:54:07,943 --> 00:54:09,276
- I should've hit him,
- instead of the Chinese fella.
- 1345
- 00:54:09,278 --> 00:54:10,413
- Chi... No!
- 1346
- 00:54:10,845 --> 00:54:12,280
- - Asian-American!
- - What?
- 1347
- 00:54:12,481 --> 00:54:14,082
- Asian-American! You don't know
- where his family is from.
- 1348
- 00:54:14,282 --> 00:54:17,119
- They could be from Korea,
- they could be from fucking Laos.
- 1349
- 00:54:20,021 --> 00:54:20,855
- What's so funny?
- 1350
- 00:54:21,456 --> 00:54:24,393
- It's just how much trouble
- you're in.
- 1351
- 00:54:25,394 --> 00:54:28,965
- Attempted murder, kidnapping.
- You're done.
- 1352
- 00:54:29,497 --> 00:54:30,867
- You're all...
- 1353
- 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,233
- We didn't attempt
- to murder anyone.
- 1354
- 00:54:34,235 --> 00:54:36,035
- And guess what? Guess what?
- You're in trouble, too.
- 1355
- 00:54:36,037 --> 00:54:37,738
- Because you came in here
- without a warrant...
- 1356
- 00:54:37,740 --> 00:54:39,439
- You assaulted
- two government agents.
- 1357
- 00:54:39,441 --> 00:54:41,240
- I lightly shoved you, okay.
- 1358
- 00:54:41,242 --> 00:54:44,176
- You busted my fucking lip with
- your arm, and I got witnesses!
- 1359
- 00:54:44,178 --> 00:54:46,282
- You mean accomplices, right?
- That's what these people are.
- 1360
- 00:54:47,249 --> 00:54:49,416
- And every second they don't
- untie me is just years
- 1361
- 00:54:49,418 --> 00:54:51,287
- I'm gonna add
- to their sentences.
- 1362
- 00:54:52,887 --> 00:54:54,023
- So, what's the plan?
- 1363
- 00:54:55,323 --> 00:54:56,793
- What are you gonna do?
- 1364
- 00:54:58,126 --> 00:55:00,426
- My plan
- is none of your business.
- 1365
- 00:55:00,428 --> 00:55:01,428
- Oh, you don't have a plan,
- do you?
- 1366
- 00:55:01,430 --> 00:55:04,000
- - I have a plan!
- - Chris, kitchen, now!
- 1367
- 00:55:04,198 --> 00:55:05,532
- - No, you don't.
- - Gonna talk in the kitchen.
- 1368
- 00:55:05,534 --> 00:55:07,399
- - Now!
- - I do have a plan
- 1369
- 00:55:07,401 --> 00:55:09,803
- and I'm not sharing it
- with your fucking ass!
- 1370
- 00:55:09,805 --> 00:55:11,207
- - Hmm.
- - All right, Pat,
- 1371
- 00:55:11,506 --> 00:55:13,809
- if this guy moves one muscle,
- just tase him.
- 1372
- 00:55:15,343 --> 00:55:18,044
- - Pat!
- - Yeah, yeah. Okay. I got it.
- 1373
- 00:55:18,046 --> 00:55:18,981
- And then if...
- 1374
- 00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:20,916
- I don't want that.
- 1375
- 00:55:21,349 --> 00:55:23,316
- Chris!
- 1376
- 00:55:23,318 --> 00:55:24,821
- I'm gonna hold it.
- I'm gonna hold it.
- 1377
- 00:55:25,553 --> 00:55:27,153
- Jesus Christ!
- Jesus Christ!
- 1378
- 00:55:27,155 --> 00:55:28,423
- Oh boy. Oh, my God,
- oh, my God.
- 1379
- 00:55:29,758 --> 00:55:30,823
- - It's bad. It's really bad.
- - Chris. Chris, it's really bad.
- 1380
- 00:55:30,825 --> 00:55:33,093
- - It's really bad.
- - You gotta call the cops now.
- 1381
- 00:55:33,095 --> 00:55:35,162
- I'm not calling the cops.
- If I untie that fucking guy,
- 1382
- 00:55:35,164 --> 00:55:37,363
- he's gonna fucking kill me!
- He's a mad man.
- 1383
- 00:55:37,365 --> 00:55:38,266
- He has to cool down.
- 1384
- 00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:40,432
- He is not gonna cool down
- any time soon, okay.
- 1385
- 00:55:40,434 --> 00:55:43,470
- I'm gonna go check on your mom,
- okay, and the kids.
- 1386
- 00:55:43,472 --> 00:55:45,975
- You need to get Sheldon
- on the phone
- 1387
- 00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:48,874
- and tell him exactly
- what's happening right now.
- 1388
- 00:55:48,876 --> 00:55:50,876
- - Okay, all right, fine.
- - Goddamn it!
- 1389
- 00:55:50,878 --> 00:55:51,880
- Fuck!
- 1390
- 00:55:53,014 --> 00:55:54,150
- This is stupid.
- 1391
- 00:55:58,153 --> 00:56:00,089
- - Hello?
- - Sheldon?
- 1392
- 00:56:00,555 --> 00:56:02,958
- Sheldon! Sheldon,
- do you hear me?
- 1393
- 00:56:05,860 --> 00:56:07,494
- - Chris?
- - Yes! Yes...
- 1394
- 00:56:07,496 --> 00:56:08,997
- She...
- 1395
- 00:56:09,463 --> 00:56:11,767
- Hold on Sheldon.
- What is it, Mom?
- 1396
- 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,401
- Can the kids
- watch The BFG?
- 1397
- 00:56:14,602 --> 00:56:15,968
- Fine! They can watch whatever
- they want. I don't care!
- 1398
- 00:56:15,970 --> 00:56:18,039
- Sheldon, are you there?
- Sheldon!
- 1399
- 00:56:19,073 --> 00:56:21,173
- Chris, I'm at the base
- of Mt. Kilimanjaro.
- 1400
- 00:56:21,175 --> 00:56:22,408
- The reception is poor.
- 1401
- 00:56:22,410 --> 00:56:24,276
- I can hear you, brother!
- I can hear you.
- 1402
- 00:56:24,278 --> 00:56:27,012
- Okay, Sheldon, I'm gonna
- speak quick, okay?
- 1403
- 00:56:27,014 --> 00:56:28,283
- 'Cause I got a big problem here.
- 1404
- 00:56:29,584 --> 00:56:32,251
- Okay, these two guys came into
- my house and they're from CPU,
- 1405
- 00:56:32,253 --> 00:56:34,254
- and they assaulted me,
- and my dad freaked out
- 1406
- 00:56:34,256 --> 00:56:35,988
- and he hit one of them with
- a shovel, and the other one
- 1407
- 00:56:35,990 --> 00:56:37,390
- pulled out a gun and I thought
- he was gonna kill my dad,
- 1408
- 00:56:37,392 --> 00:56:39,392
- so I hit him with a shovel,
- and now, you know,
- 1409
- 00:56:39,394 --> 00:56:41,531
- I tied him up,
- and I'm wondering...
- 1410
- 00:56:42,164 --> 00:56:46,302
- I'm wondering, as my attorney,
- what you think I should do.
- 1411
- 00:56:49,204 --> 00:56:52,104
- Chris, I'm sorry,
- did you say, “Tied up�
- 1412
- 00:56:52,106 --> 00:56:54,640
- Yes, yes. I tied up...
- I ziptied him.
- 1413
- 00:56:54,642 --> 00:56:55,878
- His hands.
- 1414
- 00:56:57,945 --> 00:56:58,880
- Okay.
- 1415
- 00:56:59,881 --> 00:57:01,082
- You have to let them go.
- 1416
- 00:57:04,285 --> 00:57:06,155
- Maybe I didn't explain it
- the right way.
- 1417
- 00:57:06,655 --> 00:57:08,390
- I don't know
- what there is to explain.
- 1418
- 00:57:09,157 --> 00:57:11,093
- You need to let them go
- right now.
- 1419
- 00:57:12,526 --> 00:57:13,428
- Chris?
- 1420
- 00:57:14,329 --> 00:57:16,162
- Chris, we're starting
- our ascent.
- 1421
- 00:57:16,164 --> 00:57:18,167
- I have to hang up. Good luck!
- 1422
- 00:57:18,367 --> 00:57:20,033
- Hey! Chris, come here,
- please!
- 1423
- 00:57:20,035 --> 00:57:21,334
- - Fuck!
- - He needs help!
- 1424
- 00:57:21,336 --> 00:57:22,338
- Help him, look at him!
- 1425
- 00:57:23,338 --> 00:57:24,204
- - Alice, help him! Help him!
- - I'm trying to!
- 1426
- 00:57:24,206 --> 00:57:26,242
- I'm a tax consultant, okay!
- Just...
- 1427
- 00:57:26,541 --> 00:57:27,543
- Just breathe.
- 1428
- 00:57:28,677 --> 00:57:29,642
- Uh, should I get water?
- Should we make him drink water?
- 1429
- 00:57:29,644 --> 00:57:31,912
- Pat, you can't force
- someone to drink.
- 1430
- 00:57:31,914 --> 00:57:33,512
- Okay, what is it with you
- and water right now?
- 1431
- 00:57:33,514 --> 00:57:35,050
- - Leave it alone with the water.
- - Hey!
- 1432
- 00:57:35,450 --> 00:57:37,919
- He needs to go to the hospital
- or he's gonna die.
- 1433
- 00:57:42,124 --> 00:57:43,590
- - Whoa...
- - God.
- 1434
- 00:57:43,592 --> 00:57:44,526
- I don't think so.
- 1435
- 00:57:45,427 --> 00:57:47,129
- - You fucking idiot.
- - Hello, sir?
- 1436
- 00:57:48,363 --> 00:57:49,265
- Sir.
- 1437
- 00:57:49,965 --> 00:57:51,534
- Is there blood? Sir?
- 1438
- 00:57:52,267 --> 00:57:53,966
- There's not actually
- a lot of blood.
- 1439
- 00:57:53,968 --> 00:57:56,102
- Sir, hello?
- 1440
- 00:57:56,104 --> 00:57:57,939
- - Oh, there he is. There he is.
- - Hi.
- 1441
- 00:57:58,173 --> 00:57:59,238
- Great, okay.
- 1442
- 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,941
- - Hi!
- - I'm here. I'm here.
- 1443
- 00:58:01,943 --> 00:58:04,109
- Hi! Hi!
- 1444
- 00:58:04,111 --> 00:58:06,514
- - He's fine. He's fine.
- - He's fine now.
- 1445
- 00:58:07,316 --> 00:58:08,618
- He's okay. He's okay.
- 1446
- 00:58:12,287 --> 00:58:13,656
- Why is Mason tied to a chair?
- 1447
- 00:58:14,189 --> 00:58:15,454
- Yeah, why am I tied up?
- 1448
- 00:58:15,456 --> 00:58:16,925
- Psst. He has amnesia.
- 1449
- 00:58:17,592 --> 00:58:18,526
- No...
- 1450
- 00:58:20,729 --> 00:58:22,431
- I remember you guys fighting...
- 1451
- 00:58:23,999 --> 00:58:25,368
- and then I went down.
- 1452
- 00:58:27,302 --> 00:58:29,572
- But I don't understand
- why he's tied to a chair,
- 1453
- 00:58:30,572 --> 00:58:31,941
- and why you have his gun.
- 1454
- 00:58:37,311 --> 00:58:39,648
- Paul, ah...
- Tell me your name again?
- 1455
- 00:58:41,249 --> 00:58:42,418
- - Peter Yuen.
- - Peter Yuen.
- 1456
- 00:58:43,684 --> 00:58:46,255
- We have a situation here that
- has escalated out of control.
- 1457
- 00:58:47,155 --> 00:58:48,423
- What do we know?
- 1458
- 00:58:49,291 --> 00:58:50,526
- We know that you and...
- 1459
- 00:58:51,492 --> 00:58:53,325
- your friend over there
- came into my home
- 1460
- 00:58:53,327 --> 00:58:54,329
- without a warrant...
- 1461
- 00:58:55,264 --> 00:58:56,762
- - and assaulted me.
- - Oh, bullshit.
- 1462
- 00:58:56,764 --> 00:58:59,567
- Okay? And you got hit
- on the head and I'm...
- 1463
- 00:59:00,369 --> 00:59:03,139
- really sorry about that.
- But when you hit the ground,
- 1464
- 00:59:03,405 --> 00:59:05,571
- he freaked out
- and pulled out a gun,
- 1465
- 00:59:05,573 --> 00:59:07,307
- and started choking my dad.
- 1466
- 00:59:07,309 --> 00:59:10,412
- And... and... and things happened,
- and now here we are.
- 1467
- 00:59:11,146 --> 00:59:13,515
- And what I would like to do,
- is weigh our options.
- 1468
- 00:59:14,548 --> 00:59:15,483
- Okay.
- 1469
- 00:59:17,318 --> 00:59:20,121
- - What are our options?
- - Yeah, what are our options?
- 1470
- 00:59:22,157 --> 00:59:23,059
- Uh, I don't know.
- 1471
- 00:59:23,925 --> 00:59:25,358
- I don't... I don't...
- I don't know.
- 1472
- 00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:26,461
- It happened so fast.
- 1473
- 00:59:27,662 --> 00:59:29,030
- Peter, call this in,
- tell them they attacked us.
- 1474
- 00:59:29,898 --> 00:59:31,263
- - Peter...
- - Peter...
- 1475
- 00:59:31,265 --> 00:59:32,298
- - I can't let...
- - Peter...
- 1476
- 00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:34,035
- I can't let that happen, Peter.
- 1477
- 00:59:37,238 --> 00:59:38,204
- I understand.
- 1478
- 00:59:38,206 --> 00:59:40,442
- - Peter!
- - Mason, I am handling this.
- 1479
- 00:59:42,711 --> 00:59:44,513
- Okay, Mr. Powell, let's talk.
- 1480
- 00:59:46,148 --> 00:59:46,948
- Thank you.
- 1481
- 00:59:47,715 --> 00:59:49,215
- And you called me
- Chris, by the way.
- 1482
- 00:59:49,217 --> 00:59:50,186
- Mr. Powell is my dad.
- 1483
- 00:59:51,253 --> 00:59:51,553
- Yeah, the guy who hit you
- over the fucking head.
- 1484
- 00:59:52,488 --> 00:59:54,153
- - Shut up! Shut up.
- - It was self-defense.
- 1485
- 00:59:54,155 --> 00:59:55,390
- I got it, Mason.
- 1486
- 00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:58,226
- - Chris...
- - Chris.
- 1487
- 00:59:59,427 --> 01:00:02,731
- ...there were mistakes made.
- Yes, on both sides.
- 1488
- 01:00:03,197 --> 01:00:05,231
- And what I'd like to do
- is for us to leave...
- 1489
- 01:00:05,233 --> 01:00:06,135
- Hmm.
- 1490
- 01:00:06,401 --> 01:00:08,371
- - ...and to regroup...
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1491
- 01:00:09,070 --> 01:00:11,273
- ...and contact you
- some other time.
- 1492
- 01:00:13,374 --> 01:00:15,510
- Or, or, hey, or...
- 1493
- 01:00:17,311 --> 01:00:19,014
- maybe we don't
- come back here again.
- 1494
- 01:00:20,182 --> 01:00:23,019
- That's definitely
- another option.
- 1495
- 01:00:23,218 --> 01:00:24,483
- - I like that.
- - Peter!
- 1496
- 01:00:24,485 --> 01:00:25,754
- - You're making a mistake here!
- - Mason!
- 1497
- 01:00:27,021 --> 01:00:30,558
- Chris, we brought this to you
- and we want this to end quickly
- 1498
- 01:00:31,425 --> 01:00:32,527
- and peacefully.
- 1499
- 01:00:34,229 --> 01:00:35,331
- Peter, thank you.
- 1500
- 01:00:36,597 --> 01:00:38,601
- Thank you for being
- so friggin'...
- 1501
- 01:00:39,233 --> 01:00:40,436
- - reasonable.
- - And you just have
- 1502
- 01:00:40,635 --> 01:00:42,505
- this great disposition, too.
- 1503
- 01:00:43,104 --> 01:00:45,608
- Well, I got three kids,
- so, it's a lot of negotiating.
- 1504
- 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,274
- - I have two kids.
- - Two? Oh yeah? Boy? Girl?
- 1505
- 01:00:49,276 --> 01:00:51,347
- - Two boys.
- - Two boys, oh, you get it.
- 1506
- 01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:53,345
- - You?
- - I got one daughter.
- 1507
- 01:00:53,347 --> 01:00:54,784
- What do you got?
- What's on your ear there?
- 1508
- 01:00:55,316 --> 01:00:56,418
- - What?
- - What is it?
- 1509
- 01:00:57,485 --> 01:00:59,184
- - Oh, wait, there he goes.
- - Jesus Christ.
- 1510
- 01:00:59,186 --> 01:01:01,254
- Fuck, what is that?
- What is that, water?
- 1511
- 01:01:01,256 --> 01:01:02,124
- Hello?
- 1512
- 01:01:03,057 --> 01:01:04,224
- That's perilymph fluid,
- he's concussed.
- 1513
- 01:01:04,226 --> 01:01:06,227
- Untie me right now and I'll take
- him to the hospital!
- 1514
- 01:01:06,461 --> 01:01:09,231
- - Untie me! Right now!
- - We should go to the hospital.
- 1515
- 01:01:09,865 --> 01:01:11,865
- Untie me now! I gotta
- take him to the hospital.
- 1516
- 01:01:11,867 --> 01:01:14,399
- - Ice, ice, ice. Go get some ice.
- - What's perilymph fluid?
- 1517
- 01:01:14,401 --> 01:01:16,171
- Yeah, ice is really gonna
- help his brain injury.
- 1518
- 01:01:16,438 --> 01:01:18,771
- Listen, listen to me.
- Now, if you untie me right now,
- 1519
- 01:01:18,773 --> 01:01:21,908
- I will not beat
- the fucking shit out of you!
- 1520
- 01:01:21,910 --> 01:01:22,812
- Shut the fuck up!
- 1521
- 01:01:24,012 --> 01:01:25,012
- You don't want a guy
- dying in your home, do you?
- 1522
- 01:01:25,014 --> 01:01:26,515
- That's not a good look for you.
- It isn't.
- 1523
- 01:01:27,381 --> 01:01:28,481
- Your only other option
- is to kill me,
- 1524
- 01:01:28,483 --> 01:01:30,586
- and you don't wanna do that,
- do you? You don't.
- 1525
- 01:01:31,552 --> 01:01:32,821
- You can't kill a man.
- 1526
- 01:01:33,722 --> 01:01:34,622
- What's up?
- 1527
- 01:01:35,724 --> 01:01:36,789
- - He keeps passing out.
- - Okay, what do we do?
- 1528
- 01:01:36,791 --> 01:01:38,791
- I don't know,
- I don't know what to do.
- 1529
- 01:01:38,793 --> 01:01:40,329
- Chris, we need to call
- a doctor.
- 1530
- 01:01:40,528 --> 01:01:41,597
- Kai,
- we can't do that yet.
- 1531
- 01:01:42,798 --> 01:01:43,896
- - How's he doing?
- - He keeps... he keeps fluttering
- 1532
- 01:01:43,898 --> 01:01:45,767
- in and out of consciousness.
- He's all fucked up.
- 1533
- 01:01:46,168 --> 01:01:48,200
- - Peter...
- - Oh, shit!
- 1534
- 01:01:48,202 --> 01:01:49,371
- Look, look!
- His eyes. His eyes.
- 1535
- 01:01:50,572 --> 01:01:51,537
- There, there I saw it.
- They're open, right there.
- 1536
- 01:01:51,539 --> 01:01:52,805
- - Peter... Are you okay?
- - He's up!
- 1537
- 01:01:52,807 --> 01:01:53,809
- Hey...
- 1538
- 01:01:54,342 --> 01:01:56,544
- Peter. Peter, hey!
- 1539
- 01:01:57,646 --> 01:01:59,445
- Sorry, I blacked out
- there for a second.
- 1540
- 01:01:59,447 --> 01:02:00,849
- Oh, Peter.
- 1541
- 01:02:02,483 --> 01:02:03,552
- Peter...
- 1542
- 01:02:03,918 --> 01:02:06,354
- you keep scaring us here.
- 1543
- 01:02:06,621 --> 01:02:07,622
- Oh, shit! Baby!
- 1544
- 01:02:10,092 --> 01:02:11,158
- - Mason...
- - Don't move, don't move.
- 1545
- 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,292
- How do you have a knife?
- How does he have a knife?
- 1546
- 01:02:13,294 --> 01:02:14,760
- It's called frisking,
- you fucking idiot.
- 1547
- 01:02:14,762 --> 01:02:15,797
- How do you not frisk him?
- 1548
- 01:02:16,831 --> 01:02:17,263
- You said tie him,
- you didn't say frisk him!
- 1549
- 01:02:17,265 --> 01:02:18,698
- Mason...
- 1550
- 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:19,932
- Put it down,
- put the knife down!
- 1551
- 01:02:19,934 --> 01:02:21,633
- - Put the knife down!
- - You put the gun down!
- 1552
- 01:02:21,635 --> 01:02:23,304
- - You put the knife down!
- - You put the gun down!
- 1553
- 01:02:23,505 --> 01:02:24,836
- - Put it down, put it down.
- - Okay.
- 1554
- 01:02:24,838 --> 01:02:26,207
- - Okay.
- - Put it down.
- 1555
- 01:02:27,508 --> 01:02:28,106
- On the count of three,
- you're gonna put the knife down.
- 1556
- 01:02:28,108 --> 01:02:29,374
- - Okay.
- - Right?
- 1557
- 01:02:29,376 --> 01:02:30,642
- One, two...
- 1558
- 01:02:40,689 --> 01:02:42,421
- - He's gonna stab me!
- - Baby!
- 1559
- 01:02:42,423 --> 01:02:43,691
- No!
- 1560
- 01:02:44,925 --> 01:02:46,161
- Oh, my God!
- 1561
- 01:02:51,298 --> 01:02:52,434
- Fuck!
- 1562
- 01:02:54,735 --> 01:02:56,171
- Pat, what the fuck!
- 1563
- 01:02:56,438 --> 01:02:58,937
- - Shit! It was an accident!
- - What the fuck!
- 1564
- 01:02:58,939 --> 01:03:00,376
- Oh shit!
- 1565
- 01:03:00,608 --> 01:03:02,908
- Oh, my God.
- It's going in! It's going in!
- 1566
- 01:03:02,910 --> 01:03:05,213
- What the fuck!
- 1567
- 01:03:05,447 --> 01:03:07,715
- It's in me! Tase him!
- 1568
- 01:03:12,988 --> 01:03:14,787
- Oh, my God,
- oh, my God...
- 1569
- 01:03:14,789 --> 01:03:16,689
- - What the fuck, Kai!
- - Are you okay?
- 1570
- 01:03:16,691 --> 01:03:18,758
- - I'm fine, he barely got me!
- - Not you, her!
- 1571
- 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,359
- I fucking know!
- 1572
- 01:03:20,361 --> 01:03:22,461
- - You idiot!
- - I didn't mean to!
- 1573
- 01:03:22,463 --> 01:03:25,298
- You're so dumb
- and I'm just realizing it now!
- 1574
- 01:03:28,903 --> 01:03:30,706
- Fucking asshole.
- You could have killed me!
- 1575
- 01:03:30,939 --> 01:03:33,609
- That's usually the point of
- stabbing someone in the chest.
- 1576
- 01:03:34,675 --> 01:03:36,776
- Hey, man, I don't know what
- happened to you in your life
- 1577
- 01:03:36,778 --> 01:03:38,280
- that you ended up this way,
- 1578
- 01:03:39,481 --> 01:03:40,979
- but it's people like you
- who have fucked the world up.
- 1579
- 01:03:40,981 --> 01:03:42,715
- If it wasn't for people like me,
- 1580
- 01:03:42,717 --> 01:03:45,287
- people like you would be slaves
- to people like me.
- 1581
- 01:03:46,053 --> 01:03:48,224
- You can't even take care
- of your own family. Look around.
- 1582
- 01:03:49,390 --> 01:03:50,858
- Look what happened
- in your own home.
- 1583
- 01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:55,630
- You're not built for this,
- brother. Untie me.
- 1584
- 01:03:56,298 --> 01:03:58,330
- Just end it now.
- End it!
- 1585
- 01:03:58,332 --> 01:04:00,066
- I know, I know, I know,
- I'm a huge pussy
- 1586
- 01:04:00,068 --> 01:04:01,700
- and you're gonna kick
- my ass and send me to jail.
- 1587
- 01:04:01,702 --> 01:04:04,437
- - Fucking mother...
- - I know, shut the fuck up!
- 1588
- 01:04:04,439 --> 01:04:06,308
- Fuckin' piece of shit!
- 1589
- 01:04:07,575 --> 01:04:10,246
- - How you doing?
- - I'm not good.
- 1590
- 01:04:10,577 --> 01:04:12,480
- Not really good at all.
- 1591
- 01:04:12,847 --> 01:04:14,650
- - I'm so angry right now.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1592
- 01:04:14,916 --> 01:04:18,454
- I got tased in my own house
- by my brother-in-law,
- 1593
- 01:04:18,787 --> 01:04:21,387
- who would've never been able
- to even tase me
- 1594
- 01:04:21,389 --> 01:04:23,856
- because my husband
- bought a Taser
- 1595
- 01:04:23,858 --> 01:04:25,557
- - without talking to me about it.
- - I know.
- 1596
- 01:04:25,559 --> 01:04:26,892
- So I'm really angry
- and I don't know where
- 1597
- 01:04:26,894 --> 01:04:27,963
- to direct this anger right now,
- 1598
- 01:04:29,164 --> 01:04:30,032
- and I need you to get your
- motherfucking hands off of me.
- 1599
- 01:04:31,999 --> 01:04:32,967
- Happy, Abbie?
- 1600
- 01:04:34,035 --> 01:04:35,934
- - Was this all part of your plan?
- - Okay, here we go.
- 1601
- 01:04:35,936 --> 01:04:37,669
- I knew you were
- gonna blame this on me.
- 1602
- 01:04:37,671 --> 01:04:38,738
- Because you did it!
- 1603
- 01:04:38,740 --> 01:04:39,673
- - It wasn't me!
- - It wasn't her!
- 1604
- 01:04:39,675 --> 01:04:41,310
- - I gotta ask one question.
- - What?
- 1605
- 01:04:42,110 --> 01:04:43,943
- Did you call this in
- because of what I said
- 1606
- 01:04:43,945 --> 01:04:45,713
- about the Oath
- during Thanksgiving dinner?
- 1607
- 01:04:46,381 --> 01:04:47,616
- Or was it
- cause I forgot your name?
- 1608
- 01:04:47,849 --> 01:04:50,682
- - It wasn't me, asshole!
- - Fucking prick.
- 1609
- 01:04:50,684 --> 01:04:53,019
- I'm gonna say this to you now,
- Abbie, with peace and love,
- 1610
- 01:04:53,021 --> 01:04:54,820
- and in no disrespect
- to your gender,
- 1611
- 01:04:54,822 --> 01:04:56,555
- but go fuck yourself!
- 1612
- 01:04:56,557 --> 01:04:57,724
- - Go fuck yourself!
- - Hey man, it wasn't her!
- 1613
- 01:04:57,726 --> 01:04:59,392
- - Don't fucking say that to her!
- - You are a fucking pig!
- 1614
- 01:04:59,394 --> 01:05:01,729
- Hey!
- A serious question!
- 1615
- 01:05:02,363 --> 01:05:03,932
- - How is this helpful right now?
- - Alice!
- 1616
- 01:05:04,566 --> 01:05:06,568
- - Enough! No more fighting!
- - Yeah.
- 1617
- 01:05:06,901 --> 01:05:09,371
- No, I know!
- I was telling them not to fight!
- 1618
- 01:05:09,671 --> 01:05:11,671
- - Yeah, Abbie!
- - Fuck off!
- 1619
- 01:05:11,673 --> 01:05:14,310
- Untie me,
- or your life is over.
- 1620
- 01:05:16,010 --> 01:05:17,412
- Do you understand?
- 1621
- 01:05:18,780 --> 01:05:21,079
- All right, I want you
- to not make any more noise.
- 1622
- 01:05:21,081 --> 01:05:22,350
- Oh, come on.
- Don't do that now.
- 1623
- 01:05:23,651 --> 01:05:24,184
- No, no, no, I'm not gonna do
- anything. Don't worry about it.
- 1624
- 01:05:24,186 --> 01:05:25,017
- Oh, come on.
- 1625
- 01:05:25,019 --> 01:05:27,019
- I just need you
- to shut the fuck up!
- 1626
- 01:05:27,021 --> 01:05:28,887
- - Fuck you, fuck you!
- - Fuck you, fuck you!
- 1627
- 01:05:28,889 --> 01:05:30,455
- I'll fucking kill you!
- 1628
- 01:05:30,457 --> 01:05:31,823
- That's why I'm not untying you
- 1629
- 01:05:31,825 --> 01:05:33,559
- because you're fucking
- crazy, dude!
- 1630
- 01:05:33,561 --> 01:05:34,662
- Chris...
- 1631
- 01:05:35,764 --> 01:05:38,930
- me, you, Alice. Talk
- in the other room. Right now.
- 1632
- 01:05:38,932 --> 01:05:39,731
- I'm gonna go talk
- in the other room...
- 1633
- 01:05:39,733 --> 01:05:41,133
- - Come on!!
- - I'm coming, baby.
- 1634
- 01:05:41,135 --> 01:05:43,602
- Alice, we should go
- before she gets madder.
- 1635
- 01:05:43,604 --> 01:05:45,937
- Dad, keep an eye on Peter.
- His ice pack keeps sliding down.
- 1636
- 01:05:45,939 --> 01:05:47,173
- - Pat keep an eye on him.
- - What?
- 1637
- 01:05:47,175 --> 01:05:48,841
- And I'm fucking watching you,
- Abbie!
- 1638
- 01:05:48,843 --> 01:05:51,611
- - Stop it, leave her alone!
- - Everyone hates you!
- 1639
- 01:05:51,613 --> 01:05:53,082
- Hey,
- everyone hates you!
- 1640
- 01:05:54,182 --> 01:05:57,453
- Hey, I wanna
- just one more time say, I'm...
- 1641
- 01:05:57,651 --> 01:05:59,354
- I'm really sorry you got tased.
- 1642
- 01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:02,123
- I do not want to discuss
- that right now, okay?
- 1643
- 01:06:02,689 --> 01:06:05,490
- We need a plan. We need to
- figure out what we're gonna do
- 1644
- 01:06:05,492 --> 01:06:07,760
- cause things can't get any more
- worse than they already are.
- 1645
- 01:06:07,762 --> 01:06:09,398
- No, I think they can get worse.
- 1646
- 01:06:09,597 --> 01:06:11,129
- - It can get worse!
- - Where is Clark?
- 1647
- 01:06:11,131 --> 01:06:12,467
- - What?
- - Where's Clark?
- 1648
- 01:06:13,802 --> 01:06:14,934
- He's passed out. And I don't
- wanna bring him out here cause
- 1649
- 01:06:14,936 --> 01:06:15,669
- then he's just someone else
- in the room panicking
- 1650
- 01:06:15,671 --> 01:06:17,439
- except he's shitting everywhere.
- 1651
- 01:06:18,572 --> 01:06:19,539
- - Don't bring him out.
- - Yo. I don't know if this
- 1652
- 01:06:19,541 --> 01:06:21,410
- it's because of the electricity
- in my body
- 1653
- 01:06:21,608 --> 01:06:24,109
- - but I am fucking freaking out!
- - Kai, baby, baby,
- 1654
- 01:06:24,111 --> 01:06:26,678
- I'm freaking out, too.
- I am freaking out
- 1655
- 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,780
- that I live in a country
- where this kinda shit happens.
- 1656
- 01:06:28,782 --> 01:06:29,615
- I'm gonna tell you
- this right now,
- 1657
- 01:06:29,617 --> 01:06:31,917
- this is not the America
- that I know.
- 1658
- 01:06:31,919 --> 01:06:33,686
- Hey, man, I do not
- wanna hear your take
- 1659
- 01:06:33,688 --> 01:06:35,490
- on the country's politics
- right now!
- 1660
- 01:06:35,789 --> 01:06:37,957
- The fuck you think you are?
- Trevor Noah or something?
- 1661
- 01:06:37,959 --> 01:06:40,526
- - I know, I'm not Trevor Noah.
- - Thanks for the live OP-ed.
- 1662
- 01:06:40,528 --> 01:06:42,829
- Okay, now is time
- for practical solutions.
- 1663
- 01:06:42,831 --> 01:06:45,097
- Okay, what are we doing?
- How is this gonna end?
- 1664
- 01:06:45,099 --> 01:06:47,568
- Okay, okay, okay,
- fine, what if...
- 1665
- 01:06:48,535 --> 01:06:50,505
- I haven't thought this
- through yet but what if...
- 1666
- 01:06:51,639 --> 01:06:53,872
- what if
- Pat and I took my car
- 1667
- 01:06:53,874 --> 01:06:55,443
- and drove these two guys
- 1668
- 01:06:55,677 --> 01:06:57,577
- all the way up the 16
- to the forest preserve
- 1669
- 01:06:57,579 --> 01:06:59,512
- and we drop them deep,
- deep into the woods
- 1670
- 01:06:59,514 --> 01:07:00,716
- and we'd leave them there?
- 1671
- 01:07:01,215 --> 01:07:03,182
- And then they don't die,
- they survive,
- 1672
- 01:07:03,184 --> 01:07:04,584
- cause they're smart guys
- but they have time
- 1673
- 01:07:04,586 --> 01:07:05,385
- to think about
- what they've done.
- 1674
- 01:07:05,387 --> 01:07:07,220
- Meanwhile,
- Pat and I come back here
- 1675
- 01:07:07,222 --> 01:07:08,857
- and you've packed a bag, right?
- 1676
- 01:07:09,224 --> 01:07:10,825
- And then the three of us
- drive down to Texas,
- 1677
- 01:07:11,124 --> 01:07:12,624
- stay with your folks
- for a few months.
- 1678
- 01:07:12,626 --> 01:07:14,093
- If the cops show up,
- I don't know,
- 1679
- 01:07:14,095 --> 01:07:16,195
- we can go to Mexico.
- If we needed to?
- 1680
- 01:07:16,197 --> 01:07:17,599
- Maybe we'd become
- Mexican Nationals.
- 1681
- 01:07:17,932 --> 01:07:19,865
- I speak a little bit of Spanish.
- 1682
- 01:07:19,867 --> 01:07:22,770
- I will learn more.
- We will teach her Spanish.
- 1683
- 01:07:23,137 --> 01:07:25,771
- - How the fuck is that practical?
- - That is so stupid.
- 1684
- 01:07:25,773 --> 01:07:27,205
- And that plan
- did not include me at all!
- 1685
- 01:07:27,207 --> 01:07:28,941
- - Okay, okay.
- - What is fucking wrong with you?
- 1686
- 01:07:28,943 --> 01:07:30,912
- I'm sorry! I don't know!
- Here's what I know.
- 1687
- 01:07:31,178 --> 01:07:33,782
- I know that if we let
- these guys go, I...
- 1688
- 01:07:34,515 --> 01:07:38,220
- we, Dad, Pat, we're
- in big fucking trouble.
- 1689
- 01:07:38,919 --> 01:07:41,220
- People in our family
- will go to jail.
- 1690
- 01:07:41,222 --> 01:07:42,990
- And really think about that.
- 1691
- 01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:44,957
- Well, that's just something
- we gonna have to consider.
- 1692
- 01:07:44,959 --> 01:07:46,128
- We just have to!
- 1693
- 01:07:47,028 --> 01:07:48,197
- I'm gonna tell you guys this.
- 1694
- 01:07:48,829 --> 01:07:49,997
- And I'm a little embarrassed.
- 1695
- 01:07:51,698 --> 01:07:53,202
- I'm really scared of Mason.
- 1696
- 01:07:53,735 --> 01:07:55,267
- Yeah, he's fucking nuts, okay?
- 1697
- 01:07:55,269 --> 01:07:57,537
- - He's a psychopath.
- - But keep him tied up
- 1698
- 01:07:57,539 --> 01:07:59,171
- - and deal with Peter instead.
- - Right. Mm-hmm.
- 1699
- 01:07:59,173 --> 01:08:01,640
- - Peter seems reasonable.
- - Yeah, we can talk to Peter,
- 1700
- 01:08:01,642 --> 01:08:04,943
- we'll get him to call in,
- explain the whole situation,
- 1701
- 01:08:04,945 --> 01:08:06,812
- and then we can finally
- end this whole thing
- 1702
- 01:08:06,814 --> 01:08:08,613
- without anybody getting hurt.
- 1703
- 01:08:08,615 --> 01:08:10,015
- - Or, more hurt.
- - Okay, okay.
- 1704
- 01:08:10,017 --> 01:08:11,486
- - Just...
- - Okay, okay.
- 1705
- 01:08:12,186 --> 01:08:15,724
- - Baby, calm down.
- - Ow, okay. Okay.
- 1706
- 01:08:16,090 --> 01:08:17,856
- You're gonna be okay.
- We're gonna be okay.
- 1707
- 01:08:17,858 --> 01:08:19,659
- - We got this.
- - Okay, and another thing,
- 1708
- 01:08:19,661 --> 01:08:20,863
- just let it go
- with Pat and Abbie.
- 1709
- 01:08:22,164 --> 01:08:23,296
- I'm not saying another word
- to them. It's not about them.
- 1710
- 01:08:23,298 --> 01:08:25,698
- - Okay. Yeah.
- - It's about us. And this moment.
- 1711
- 01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,998
- - Yes.
- - And doing what's right.
- 1712
- 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,135
- Right. And we're just gonna
- talk to Peter.
- 1713
- 01:08:29,137 --> 01:08:30,205
- - I'm gonna talk to Peter.
- - Yeah.
- 1714
- 01:08:31,339 --> 01:08:31,937
- - We will talk to Peter.
- - Okay, and we stick together.
- 1715
- 01:08:31,939 --> 01:08:33,338
- - Yes.
- - Okay?
- 1716
- 01:08:33,340 --> 01:08:34,910
- - Family.
- - Yes.
- 1717
- 01:08:35,108 --> 01:08:36,575
- - Let's do this.
- - Let's do this
- 1718
- 01:08:36,577 --> 01:08:37,778
- - Let's go.
- - Okay.
- 1719
- 01:08:39,179 --> 01:08:40,715
- We can't hear you.
- 1720
- 01:08:41,014 --> 01:08:43,215
- - Stop!
- - Whoa! Hey, hey! What is that?
- 1721
- 01:08:43,217 --> 01:08:44,553
- What did he just say?
- 1722
- 01:08:44,919 --> 01:08:45,988
- I don't know.
- 1723
- 01:08:46,787 --> 01:08:47,787
- What do you mean
- you don't know?
- 1724
- 01:08:47,789 --> 01:08:48,754
- She means, she doesn't know!
- 1725
- 01:08:48,756 --> 01:08:50,323
- We can't understand
- what he's saying!
- 1726
- 01:08:50,325 --> 01:08:52,624
- Stop accusing us
- of canoodling with him!
- 1727
- 01:08:52,626 --> 01:08:54,060
- “Colluding†is the word
- you're looking for.
- 1728
- 01:08:54,062 --> 01:08:55,293
- I know, I meant
- to say colluding!
- 1729
- 01:08:55,295 --> 01:08:56,798
- Stop! Stop! Stop!
- 1730
- 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,001
- How you doing, Peter?
- How you feeling, buddy?
- 1731
- 01:09:00,701 --> 01:09:02,870
- - I'm okay.
- - Good, good.
- 1732
- 01:09:03,905 --> 01:09:05,307
- We need this to end.
- 1733
- 01:09:06,607 --> 01:09:08,776
- And I'm here right now
- asking you...
- 1734
- 01:09:09,844 --> 01:09:11,013
- can we make that happen?
- 1735
- 01:09:15,349 --> 01:09:16,651
- I think we can do this.
- 1736
- 01:09:17,818 --> 01:09:18,820
- It's gonna be rough.
- 1737
- 01:09:19,821 --> 01:09:21,089
- But if we stay calm...
- 1738
- 01:09:21,888 --> 01:09:23,057
- and trust each other...
- 1739
- 01:09:23,857 --> 01:09:26,691
- - we can work it out.
- - Oh, God. Thank you.
- 1740
- 01:09:26,693 --> 01:09:27,862
- It's gonna be rough.
- 1741
- 01:09:28,662 --> 01:09:31,633
- But if we stay calm,
- and trust each other...
- 1742
- 01:09:32,733 --> 01:09:33,936
- we can work it out.
- 1743
- 01:09:34,369 --> 01:09:36,170
- He really needs to see a doctor.
- 1744
- 01:09:36,638 --> 01:09:39,805
- - Did he say it twice?
- - You are so calm.
- 1745
- 01:09:39,807 --> 01:09:41,140
- - Yeah, you're very...
- - You're very calm.
- 1746
- 01:09:41,142 --> 01:09:42,177
- ...very, very Zen.
- 1747
- 01:09:42,376 --> 01:09:44,377
- Not Zen. Goddamn it. No offense.
- 1748
- 01:09:44,379 --> 01:09:45,747
- Oh, none taken.
- 1749
- 01:09:46,981 --> 01:09:48,150
- But I do think...
- 1750
- 01:09:49,384 --> 01:09:51,620
- I do think we're gonna have
- to untie Mason.
- 1751
- 01:09:52,820 --> 01:09:54,622
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- 1752
- 01:09:55,223 --> 01:09:57,259
- - Mm-mm
- - Listen, listen. Hold on.
- 1753
- 01:09:57,724 --> 01:09:58,693
- Everyone be calm.
- 1754
- 01:10:01,228 --> 01:10:02,229
- Is there any way...
- 1755
- 01:10:03,430 --> 01:10:05,834
- that if I untie him,
- you can guarantee me...
- 1756
- 01:10:06,733 --> 01:10:08,736
- he won't beat me up?
- 1757
- 01:10:09,737 --> 01:10:10,706
- Mason...
- 1758
- 01:10:12,205 --> 01:10:14,875
- will you promise
- not to attack Mr. Powell?
- 1759
- 01:10:15,108 --> 01:10:16,042
- - Fuck you.
- - Okay.
- 1760
- 01:10:16,044 --> 01:10:18,280
- See, that makes me think
- he will attack me.
- 1761
- 01:10:18,912 --> 01:10:23,151
- Mason! I need you to swear
- on my life...
- 1762
- 01:10:24,052 --> 01:10:27,155
- that you will not attack
- Mr. Powell.
- 1763
- 01:10:31,759 --> 01:10:36,264
- Peter,
- I swear on your life.
- 1764
- 01:10:38,265 --> 01:10:39,334
- Untape his mouth.
- 1765
- 01:10:41,068 --> 01:10:42,737
- - It's okay, do it.
- - Oh, Pat.
- 1766
- 01:10:43,103 --> 01:10:44,205
- Do it fast.
- 1767
- 01:10:44,906 --> 01:10:46,705
- Oh! Owie! Owie!
- 1768
- 01:10:46,707 --> 01:10:48,777
- Oh, my God. Okay.
- 1769
- 01:10:51,245 --> 01:10:52,414
- Cut me out of this shit.
- 1770
- 01:10:54,982 --> 01:10:56,082
- Do it.
- 1771
- 01:10:56,084 --> 01:10:57,783
- It took 20 minutes
- to put it all on.
- 1772
- 01:10:57,785 --> 01:11:00,185
- - I don't care. Do it.
- - Okay, all right, all right.
- 1773
- 01:11:00,187 --> 01:11:01,756
- No, Pat. No! Oh, my God!
- 1774
- 01:11:02,022 --> 01:11:03,254
- This is so dumb!
- 1775
- 01:11:03,256 --> 01:11:05,123
- Everyone, everyone, everyone...
- 1776
- 01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:07,126
- Baby, this isn't what
- we talked about!
- 1777
- 01:11:07,128 --> 01:11:08,159
- It's okay, Kai, Kai.
- 1778
- 01:11:08,161 --> 01:11:09,063
- This is
- a really bad idea.
- 1779
- 01:11:10,031 --> 01:11:10,762
- - He swore on Peter's life.
- - Chris!
- 1780
- 01:11:10,764 --> 01:11:11,763
- Let's not untie him yet.
- 1781
- 01:11:11,765 --> 01:11:14,902
- - Not a good idea.
- - Holy shit. Holy shit.
- 1782
- 01:11:15,436 --> 01:11:16,804
- It's going to be okay.
- 1783
- 01:11:24,411 --> 01:11:25,312
- Gun.
- 1784
- 01:11:27,781 --> 01:11:30,248
- - Not giving him the gun.
- - There's no negotiation...
- 1785
- 01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:32,219
- - Mm-mm.
- - ...with my gun in your hand.
- 1786
- 01:11:35,188 --> 01:11:37,258
- Peter, I'm not giving him
- the gun.
- 1787
- 01:11:40,228 --> 01:11:41,296
- All right, let's...
- 1788
- 01:11:42,062 --> 01:11:43,030
- think this through.
- 1789
- 01:11:45,433 --> 01:11:47,703
- What if you gave him the gun,
- but you kept the bullets?
- 1790
- 01:11:49,003 --> 01:11:50,938
- - That's actually a good idea.
- - Smart.
- 1791
- 01:11:51,438 --> 01:11:53,873
- - I'm gonna give him the gun.
- - No, don't give him the gun.
- 1792
- 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:56,411
- - No, you should not.
- - Calm down, calm down.
- 1793
- 01:11:57,311 --> 01:11:59,081
- - All right,
- - You ready?
- 1794
- 01:12:00,013 --> 01:12:01,115
- Here we go.
- 1795
- 01:12:08,321 --> 01:12:09,223
- Pat.
- 1796
- 01:12:13,326 --> 01:12:15,093
- This is not what
- we talked about, Chris.
- 1797
- 01:12:15,095 --> 01:12:17,096
- - Calm down.
- - Baby, don't do it! No!
- 1798
- 01:12:17,098 --> 01:12:18,329
- Make sure you get the one
- in the chamber.
- 1799
- 01:12:18,331 --> 01:12:19,532
- - I did.
- - Do you know what that means?
- 1800
- 01:12:19,534 --> 01:12:20,566
- - Yeah, I know what it means.
- - Okay.
- 1801
- 01:12:20,568 --> 01:12:23,205
- - Oh, Jesus.
- - It's okay, guys.
- 1802
- 01:12:25,272 --> 01:12:27,476
- I got the bullets, baby,
- it's fine. It's okay.
- 1803
- 01:12:36,217 --> 01:12:37,486
- Now everyone just be...
- 1804
- 01:12:37,919 --> 01:12:40,019
- Oh, God. Mason stop!
- 1805
- 01:12:40,021 --> 01:12:41,822
- - Oh, shit!
- - Mason, stop.
- 1806
- 01:12:42,322 --> 01:12:43,825
- Oh, God. Mason, stop!
- 1807
- 01:12:50,497 --> 01:12:53,332
- Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. No!
- I'm just...
- 1808
- 01:12:55,469 --> 01:12:58,439
- It's my house, bitch! Told you!
- 1809
- 01:13:00,907 --> 01:13:02,307
- Is everyone okay?
- 1810
- 01:13:02,309 --> 01:13:03,477
- Um...
- 1811
- 01:13:05,379 --> 01:13:06,448
- - Um...
- - Yeah.
- 1812
- 01:13:08,014 --> 01:13:09,517
- Oh, jeez.
- 1813
- 01:13:11,085 --> 01:13:13,188
- Damn.
- 1814
- 01:13:13,854 --> 01:13:15,956
- - Fuck!
- - Put pressure on it...
- 1815
- 01:13:20,260 --> 01:13:22,397
- Chris, can I talk to you outside
- for a minute?
- 1816
- 01:13:32,607 --> 01:13:33,642
- Christopher, I know I've...
- 1817
- 01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:38,079
- never been as close
- with you as your mother has...
- 1818
- 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:41,482
- but I just...
- 1819
- 01:13:44,352 --> 01:13:45,353
- You see...
- 1820
- 01:13:46,053 --> 01:13:48,223
- I always did whatever it took...
- 1821
- 01:13:49,557 --> 01:13:51,026
- to take care of my family...
- 1822
- 01:13:51,625 --> 01:13:52,927
- to protect them.
- 1823
- 01:13:56,429 --> 01:13:58,265
- And now you have to do
- the same thing.
- 1824
- 01:14:01,936 --> 01:14:04,104
- You do whatever
- you need to do...
- 1825
- 01:14:06,307 --> 01:14:07,275
- son.
- 1826
- 01:14:21,988 --> 01:14:23,090
- Just shut up!
- 1827
- 01:14:29,330 --> 01:14:31,299
- Again, there's not a lot
- of blood.
- 1828
- 01:14:31,933 --> 01:14:33,198
- Guess I'm not much of a bleeder.
- 1829
- 01:14:36,937 --> 01:14:37,638
- How you doing, buddy?
- 1830
- 01:14:40,273 --> 01:14:42,878
- It's weird. Like,
- it doesn't hurt right now but...
- 1831
- 01:14:43,477 --> 01:14:45,276
- if I do this...
- Oh, God!
- 1832
- 01:14:45,278 --> 01:14:47,312
- - Oh, God!
- - Okay, okay, yeah.
- 1833
- 01:14:47,314 --> 01:14:49,080
- - Okay.
- - We have to get him to a doctor.
- 1834
- 01:14:49,082 --> 01:14:50,582
- - Right away.
- - We gotta go to a doctor.
- 1835
- 01:14:50,584 --> 01:14:52,351
- What the fuck
- are we gonna do with him?
- 1836
- 01:14:52,353 --> 01:14:54,118
- Motherfucker broke
- my fucking nose!
- 1837
- 01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:55,620
- Okay, fine. Hey, Pat!
- 1838
- 01:14:55,622 --> 01:14:56,390
- Fuck you.
- 1839
- 01:14:57,424 --> 01:14:59,123
- - Pat, stop!
- - Fuck you.
- 1840
- 01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:00,592
- - Pat!
- - Pat, he's tied up, okay.
- 1841
- 01:15:00,594 --> 01:15:02,026
- Just stop it!
- 1842
- 01:15:03,964 --> 01:15:06,066
- - Ah.
- - What's wrong? What's wrong?
- 1843
- 01:15:06,666 --> 01:15:08,600
- It's just this weird sensation.
- 1844
- 01:15:08,602 --> 01:15:10,205
- - Okay, but where, exactly?
- - Where?
- 1845
- 01:15:11,037 --> 01:15:13,105
- Um, right above my knee.
- 1846
- 01:15:13,107 --> 01:15:14,109
- Okay.
- 1847
- 01:15:17,611 --> 01:15:19,511
- Oh, Jesus.
- 1848
- 01:15:19,513 --> 01:15:21,448
- Oh, my God,
- that is so gross! It's so gross!
- 1849
- 01:15:21,648 --> 01:15:24,516
- I came to get some pie...
- Holy fucking shit! Alice!
- 1850
- 01:15:24,518 --> 01:15:26,955
- Holy shit!
- Oh, God!
- 1851
- 01:15:27,321 --> 01:15:29,421
- Oh my...
- 1852
- 01:15:29,423 --> 01:15:32,190
- Go, go, go, Mom, take her!
- Go wash her! Go wash her!
- 1853
- 01:15:32,192 --> 01:15:34,560
- - Oh, fuck!
- - Chris, we gotta move.
- 1854
- 01:15:34,562 --> 01:15:36,528
- - Like, right now.
- - Okay, okay, okay.
- 1855
- 01:15:36,530 --> 01:15:38,696
- I hope you had
- a nice Thanksgiving,
- 1856
- 01:15:38,698 --> 01:15:40,498
- ‘cause it's gonna be
- your fucking last.
- 1857
- 01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:41,702
- Shut up. Okay.
- 1858
- 01:15:42,370 --> 01:15:43,769
- I mean,
- if not your last,
- 1859
- 01:15:43,771 --> 01:15:45,473
- probably your last together.
- 1860
- 01:15:46,473 --> 01:15:48,373
- Maybe they'll keep
- the women together.
- 1861
- 01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:51,209
- Yo man, that is enough, okay?
- Knock it off.
- 1862
- 01:15:51,211 --> 01:15:52,444
- It's funny, do you know
- 1863
- 01:15:52,446 --> 01:15:54,381
- who's gonna get raped
- the most in jail?
- 1864
- 01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:57,082
- - Your dad.
- - Hey, shut up!
- 1865
- 01:15:57,084 --> 01:15:58,417
- - You shut the hell up.
- - Relax, Dad.
- 1866
- 01:15:58,419 --> 01:16:00,284
- You shut your goddamn mouth!
- 1867
- 01:16:00,286 --> 01:16:02,022
- Shut the fuck up,
- you dirty motherfucker!
- 1868
- 01:16:02,223 --> 01:16:04,757
- You shut the fuck up,
- you fucking cunt!
- 1869
- 01:16:04,759 --> 01:16:06,592
- Hey! Motherfucker!
- 1870
- 01:16:06,594 --> 01:16:08,694
- Don't you use that word
- 1871
- 01:16:08,696 --> 01:16:11,163
- in my house ever again!
- 1872
- 01:16:11,165 --> 01:16:14,099
- You fucking asshole! Fuck you!
- 1873
- 01:16:14,101 --> 01:16:16,101
- You don't talk
- to my wife like that!
- 1874
- 01:16:16,103 --> 01:16:17,368
- That's my wife. I love her.
- 1875
- 01:16:17,370 --> 01:16:20,240
- What the hell is going on now?
- Goddamn it?
- 1876
- 01:16:23,244 --> 01:16:25,644
- - Oh, Jesus!
- - Fucking sick.
- 1877
- 01:16:25,646 --> 01:16:28,282
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- 1878
- 01:16:39,059 --> 01:16:40,094
- This is it.
- 1879
- 01:16:40,795 --> 01:16:42,063
- This is the moment.
- 1880
- 01:16:42,429 --> 01:16:43,497
- No more talking.
- 1881
- 01:16:45,265 --> 01:16:46,300
- It's over.
- 1882
- 01:16:49,335 --> 01:16:50,338
- It's over.
- 1883
- 01:16:54,442 --> 01:16:55,477
- I'm gonna kill him.
- 1884
- 01:16:58,545 --> 01:17:00,280
- That is not what I meant.
- 1885
- 01:17:01,648 --> 01:17:04,349
- We have to do this.
- We have to do this.
- 1886
- 01:17:04,351 --> 01:17:05,684
- Look at me. Look at me.
- 1887
- 01:17:05,686 --> 01:17:07,155
- He will destroy us.
- 1888
- 01:17:07,655 --> 01:17:09,687
- If we don't do this,
- 1889
- 01:17:09,689 --> 01:17:12,091
- we have no chance at a life.
- We have to do this.
- 1890
- 01:17:12,093 --> 01:17:13,461
- - No, no, no.
- - Yes, we do.
- 1891
- 01:17:14,228 --> 01:17:15,296
- Yes, we do.
- 1892
- 01:17:17,798 --> 01:17:20,335
- Can you stop crying and tell me
- what you're thinking, please?
- 1893
- 01:17:20,733 --> 01:17:22,036
- I just...
- 1894
- 01:17:23,204 --> 01:17:24,837
- I'm thinking, I never thought
- I would have to convince
- 1895
- 01:17:24,839 --> 01:17:26,637
- my husband not to kill anyone.
- 1896
- 01:17:26,639 --> 01:17:28,640
- We have to, okay.
- We have no choice.
- 1897
- 01:17:28,642 --> 01:17:29,744
- We will go to prison.
- 1898
- 01:17:30,344 --> 01:17:32,714
- And our little girl
- will be left alone
- 1899
- 01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:34,648
- - and abandoned.
- - Chris...
- 1900
- 01:17:35,515 --> 01:17:37,149
- you cannot murder that man!
- 1901
- 01:17:37,151 --> 01:17:38,249
- What, are you gonna
- kill Peter, too?
- 1902
- 01:17:38,251 --> 01:17:40,054
- And just bury them
- in the backyard?
- 1903
- 01:17:40,321 --> 01:17:42,354
- Just gonna have dead bodies
- in my back yard?
- 1904
- 01:17:42,356 --> 01:17:45,660
- No! I will... I will shoot
- them here and I'll...
- 1905
- 01:17:47,495 --> 01:17:50,131
- I'll move the bodies somewhere,
- I don't know!
- 1906
- 01:17:57,504 --> 01:17:59,406
- Listen to what you just said.
- 1907
- 01:18:03,576 --> 01:18:04,512
- Chris...
- 1908
- 01:18:05,612 --> 01:18:07,346
- remember when you told me
- 1909
- 01:18:07,348 --> 01:18:09,584
- that we cannot let them change
- who we are.
- 1910
- 01:18:11,451 --> 01:18:14,289
- Remember that bullshit?
- It's that bullshit you told me?
- 1911
- 01:18:15,156 --> 01:18:16,424
- We can do this.
- 1912
- 01:18:17,357 --> 01:18:19,226
- We can get
- through this together.
- 1913
- 01:18:20,260 --> 01:18:21,329
- We'll just release them
- 1914
- 01:18:22,263 --> 01:18:25,300
- and suffer whatever consequences
- we gotta suffer through.
- 1915
- 01:18:25,732 --> 01:18:29,137
- But we can do it together.
- And we'll be okay.
- 1916
- 01:18:30,237 --> 01:18:32,607
- Okay? We'll be... we'll be okay.
- 1917
- 01:18:33,206 --> 01:18:35,207
- - We'll just do it.
- - I love you so much.
- 1918
- 01:18:35,209 --> 01:18:36,577
- I love you, too.
- 1919
- 01:18:39,647 --> 01:18:41,282
- That blood tastes nasty.
- 1920
- 01:18:41,581 --> 01:18:43,383
- It's really nasty.
- 1921
- 01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:46,487
- - But I still love you.
- - I love you so fucking much.
- 1922
- 01:18:47,787 --> 01:18:49,656
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- 1923
- 01:18:51,224 --> 01:18:53,391
- - Fucking monster!
- - Alice!
- 1924
- 01:18:53,393 --> 01:18:55,560
- - I don't know.
- - You piece of shit!
- 1925
- 01:18:55,562 --> 01:18:57,428
- - Whoa, what the fuck?
- - You stupid motherfucker!
- 1926
- 01:18:57,430 --> 01:18:59,330
- - Alice, Alice...
- - Fuck you! You piece of shit!
- 1927
- 01:18:59,332 --> 01:19:00,335
- - Hey. No, no, no.
- - Fuck you!
- 1928
- 01:19:01,402 --> 01:19:02,368
- - What are you doing?
- - Fuck you! Fuck you!
- 1929
- 01:19:02,370 --> 01:19:04,235
- - Jesus Christ.
- - I've had it with this guy!
- 1930
- 01:19:04,237 --> 01:19:05,671
- You can't say that shit!
- 1931
- 01:19:05,673 --> 01:19:08,376
- - What happened? What did he say?
- - Fucking pig!
- 1932
- 01:19:10,443 --> 01:19:11,646
- What did he say?
- 1933
- 01:19:14,481 --> 01:19:16,483
- He said he's gonna go
- after the kids.
- 1934
- 01:19:22,923 --> 01:19:24,425
- Did you say that about our kids?
- 1935
- 01:19:26,826 --> 01:19:28,427
- Why would you say that
- about our kids?
- 1936
- 01:19:28,429 --> 01:19:29,397
- Are you kidding me?
- 1937
- 01:19:30,630 --> 01:19:31,932
- Look at my face!
- 1938
- 01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:35,335
- Look at what you did to me!
- 1939
- 01:19:37,737 --> 01:19:39,937
- If I get out of here alive,
- I'm coming after you
- 1940
- 01:19:39,939 --> 01:19:41,241
- and everyone you care for.
- 1941
- 01:19:43,509 --> 01:19:44,512
- I promise.
- 1942
- 01:19:46,679 --> 01:19:48,680
- That will be my mission in life
- 1943
- 01:19:48,682 --> 01:19:51,318
- and I'm telling you right now,
- so you're not confused...
- 1944
- 01:19:52,286 --> 01:19:54,522
- when your life turns
- into total shit.
- 1945
- 01:19:55,555 --> 01:19:56,523
- Fuck it.
- 1946
- 01:20:02,963 --> 01:20:03,831
- Whoa, whoa.
- 1947
- 01:20:04,731 --> 01:20:05,396
- Christopher,
- don't do that!
- 1948
- 01:20:05,398 --> 01:20:06,633
- Everyone calm down.
- 1949
- 01:20:07,534 --> 01:20:08,736
- - You won't do it.
- - Chris...
- 1950
- 01:20:09,670 --> 01:20:11,206
- Chris, put the gun down, now.
- 1951
- 01:20:11,638 --> 01:20:12,803
- Don't do it, Chris.
- 1952
- 01:20:12,805 --> 01:20:14,472
- Why did you say that
- about the kids, man?
- 1953
- 01:20:14,474 --> 01:20:15,943
- Because fuck your kids.
- 1954
- 01:20:17,978 --> 01:20:19,380
- Just do it, baby.
- 1955
- 01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:21,316
- Do it. Do it.
- 1956
- 01:20:22,415 --> 01:20:23,317
- Chris...
- 1957
- 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:25,385
- put the gun down, now.
- 1958
- 01:20:25,686 --> 01:20:28,486
- - Shoot him, Chris.
- - Just do it, baby! Kill him!
- 1959
- 01:20:28,488 --> 01:20:29,654
- - Come on!
- - You shouldn't have come here.
- 1960
- 01:20:29,656 --> 01:20:30,821
- Grow some balls already!
- 1961
- 01:20:30,823 --> 01:20:32,826
- - Do it.
- - Do it, son.
- 1962
- 01:20:33,393 --> 01:20:35,761
- - He can't do it. Accept it.
- - Mason, what are you doing?
- 1963
- 01:20:35,763 --> 01:20:37,432
- Shut the fuck up, Peter,
- you fucking traitor!
- 1964
- 01:20:38,398 --> 01:20:39,631
- You should not have come here,
- 1965
- 01:20:39,633 --> 01:20:41,333
- you should not have
- come to my house, dude.
- 1966
- 01:20:41,335 --> 01:20:42,566
- You shouldn't have come here...
- 1967
- 01:20:42,568 --> 01:20:44,468
- - Do it!
- - Put the gun down, now.
- 1968
- 01:20:44,470 --> 01:20:46,370
- - Fucking do it.
- - Put the gun down now.
- 1969
- 01:20:46,372 --> 01:20:47,806
- - Do it!
- - Stop listening to him.
- 1970
- 01:20:47,808 --> 01:20:49,244
- - I'm gonna do it.
- - Mason, stop!
- 1971
- 01:20:49,910 --> 01:20:51,579
- Come on already!
- 1972
- 01:20:52,679 --> 01:20:54,913
- Do it!
- 1973
- 01:20:54,915 --> 01:20:57,382
- Close your eyes! Close
- your fucking eyes everyone!
- 1974
- 01:20:57,384 --> 01:20:58,449
- Hey!
- 1975
- 01:20:58,451 --> 01:20:59,686
- - Here it comes.
- - Hey!
- 1976
- 01:21:03,057 --> 01:21:03,957
- Stop!
- 1977
- 01:21:05,459 --> 01:21:06,661
- Stop! Turn the news on.
- 1978
- 01:21:10,897 --> 01:21:12,566
- What the fuck
- is going on in here?
- 1979
- 01:21:14,101 --> 01:21:16,336
- - Dad, turn on the news.
- - Who are these guys?
- 1980
- 01:21:17,771 --> 01:21:18,872
- Hit “guideâ€Â.
- 1981
- 01:21:20,741 --> 01:21:22,908
- - Hit “guideâ€Â!
- - Yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it.
- 1982
- 01:21:22,910 --> 01:21:24,045
- All right, "guide".
- 1983
- 01:21:26,112 --> 01:21:27,245
- Details are still trickling in,
- 1984
- 01:21:27,247 --> 01:21:29,815
- but we do have confirmation
- from the White House
- 1985
- 01:21:29,817 --> 01:21:32,854
- that the president has stepped
- down effective immediately...
- 1986
- 01:21:34,054 --> 01:21:36,087
- We asked if there was going
- to be a farewell address
- 1987
- 01:21:36,089 --> 01:21:38,556
- or statement of some kind,
- and we were told no,
- 1988
- 01:21:38,558 --> 01:21:39,693
- not at this time.
- 1989
- 01:21:40,827 --> 01:21:41,763
- We do know that the president
- and the First Lady
- 1990
- 01:21:43,196 --> 01:21:44,298
- are already currently traveling
- to their home in South Carolina.
- 1991
- 01:21:45,465 --> 01:21:47,334
- As far as other specifics go,
- we don't have much,
- 1992
- 01:21:47,534 --> 01:21:49,871
- but we do know is that
- the president has stepped down,
- 1993
- 01:21:50,070 --> 01:21:53,040
- and that Vice President Hogan
- is now President Hogan.
- 1994
- 01:21:54,073 --> 01:21:55,907
- Now we take you live
- to the White House
- 1995
- 01:21:55,909 --> 01:21:57,609
- where President Hogan addresses
- 1996
- 01:21:57,611 --> 01:21:58,912
- the country for
- the very first time.
- 1997
- 01:22:07,420 --> 01:22:08,588
- My fellow Americans.
- 1998
- 01:22:10,424 --> 01:22:12,527
- At approximately seven o'clock
- this evening...
- 1999
- 01:22:13,626 --> 01:22:16,496
- the president informed me
- that he would be stepping down.
- 2000
- 01:22:17,897 --> 01:22:19,032
- Effective immediately.
- 2001
- 01:22:20,634 --> 01:22:22,066
- Now, he assured me
- that he would be
- 2002
- 01:22:22,068 --> 01:22:24,004
- addressing the nation
- in the coming days
- 2003
- 01:22:26,072 --> 01:22:28,573
- and I will let him
- 2004
- 01:22:28,575 --> 01:22:30,644
- discuss the reasons
- why for his departure.
- 2005
- 01:22:32,845 --> 01:22:34,048
- But I assure you this...
- 2006
- 01:22:35,115 --> 01:22:35,983
- as your acting president...
- 2007
- 01:22:38,018 --> 01:22:39,985
- I will do everything
- I can to restore
- 2008
- 01:22:39,987 --> 01:22:41,689
- peace and calm to our nation.
- 2009
- 01:22:42,688 --> 01:22:44,358
- Now, the former
- president and I...
- 2010
- 01:22:44,625 --> 01:22:46,461
- agreed on many things
- in the past...
- 2011
- 01:22:47,527 --> 01:22:49,727
- but over the last few months
- we began to diverge
- 2012
- 01:22:49,729 --> 01:22:52,963
- on issues
- that I felt fundamental
- 2013
- 01:22:52,965 --> 01:22:55,535
- to the health of our republic.
- 2014
- 01:22:58,104 --> 01:22:59,139
- With that being said...
- 2015
- 01:23:00,307 --> 01:23:03,475
- reserves and all National Guard
- will be withdrawing
- 2016
- 01:23:03,477 --> 01:23:06,546
- from all major cities
- as soon as possible.
- 2017
- 01:23:08,182 --> 01:23:10,084
- I'm also suspending
- temporarily...
- 2018
- 01:23:11,585 --> 01:23:13,054
- registration
- of the Patriot's Oath
- 2019
- 01:23:13,954 --> 01:23:16,087
- and all operations
- and investigations
- 2020
- 01:23:16,089 --> 01:23:18,760
- currently undertaken
- by the CPU.
- 2021
- 01:23:21,829 --> 01:23:23,731
- Now is not the time
- for division...
- 2022
- 01:23:24,897 --> 01:23:26,166
- we must come together.
- 2023
- 01:23:27,468 --> 01:23:28,436
- So, I thank you...
- 2024
- 01:23:29,102 --> 01:23:30,171
- and God bless you...
- 2025
- 01:23:31,205 --> 01:23:33,741
- and God bless
- the United States of America.
- 2026
- 01:23:35,776 --> 01:23:37,545
- A stunning development.
- 2027
- 01:23:37,744 --> 01:23:39,511
- Certainly one that we knew
- was possible,
- 2028
- 01:23:39,513 --> 01:23:41,048
- but didn't see coming
- at this moment.
- 2029
- 01:23:42,148 --> 01:23:43,949
- We are gonna be bringing
- in Keith Baiers
- 2030
- 01:23:43,951 --> 01:23:45,917
- on this historic night,
- and we're gonna hear
- 2031
- 01:23:45,919 --> 01:23:47,755
- from Glenn Baker and Amy Moses.
- 2032
- 01:23:47,987 --> 01:23:49,820
- But right now
- we are going to go live
- 2033
- 01:23:49,822 --> 01:23:52,490
- to our very own Paul Bakeman,
- who is at the White House...
- 2034
- 01:23:52,492 --> 01:23:53,760
- Baby, what...
- 2035
- 01:23:59,832 --> 01:24:00,968
- How you feeling, Peter?
- 2036
- 01:24:02,068 --> 01:24:03,170
- Hard to say.
- 2037
- 01:24:04,371 --> 01:24:06,006
- 'Cause I'm definitely in shock
- at the moment. But...
- 2038
- 01:24:07,875 --> 01:24:10,511
- - I actually don't feel a...
- - Oh, easy on the bumps.
- 2039
- 01:24:12,179 --> 01:24:13,979
- tremendous amount of pain, no.
- 2040
- 01:24:13,981 --> 01:24:15,183
- You got a good attitude, man.
- 2041
- 01:24:16,284 --> 01:24:17,882
- Pat, you gotta watch
- those speed bumps, dude.
- 2042
- 01:24:17,884 --> 01:24:19,251
- I mean, what do you
- want me to do?
- 2043
- 01:24:19,253 --> 01:24:20,220
- Just, just...
- 2044
- 01:24:21,921 --> 01:24:22,889
- Mason.
- 2045
- 01:24:25,259 --> 01:24:27,092
- Mason,
- I'm gonna talk for a second.
- 2046
- 01:24:27,094 --> 01:24:28,592
- And I don't need you
- to say anything,
- 2047
- 01:24:28,594 --> 01:24:29,930
- but I need you
- to hear me, okay?
- 2048
- 01:24:30,897 --> 01:24:32,199
- I would give
- everything I have...
- 2049
- 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,535
- to erase what happened today...
- 2050
- 01:24:36,937 --> 01:24:37,872
- but I can't.
- 2051
- 01:24:38,671 --> 01:24:40,040
- And you and I, Mason...
- 2052
- 01:24:41,541 --> 01:24:42,876
- we have different I...
- 2053
- 01:24:44,745 --> 01:24:46,778
- different ideas
- of how this country should work.
- 2054
- 01:24:46,780 --> 01:24:48,145
- Pat, you gotta watch
- the speed bumps.
- 2055
- 01:24:48,147 --> 01:24:49,314
- I don't know
- what that means, Chris.
- 2056
- 01:24:49,316 --> 01:24:50,715
- Like, watch them, how?
- 2057
- 01:24:50,717 --> 01:24:52,117
- Just don't take them
- so fast, please.
- 2058
- 01:24:52,119 --> 01:24:54,052
- I'm not taking them fast,
- I'm under five.
- 2059
- 01:24:54,054 --> 01:24:55,654
- Can you pull around?
- 2060
- 01:24:55,656 --> 01:24:58,092
- No, they take up
- the entire width of the road!
- 2061
- 01:24:59,125 --> 01:25:00,026
- Mason...
- 2062
- 01:25:00,927 --> 01:25:02,763
- I think we can go
- our separate ways...
- 2063
- 01:25:03,696 --> 01:25:04,828
- and go back to our lives
- 2064
- 01:25:04,830 --> 01:25:06,196
- and never run
- into each other again.
- 2065
- 01:25:06,198 --> 01:25:07,668
- What do you think
- about that, Mason?
- 2066
- 01:25:09,902 --> 01:25:11,071
- Mason, can we do that?
- 2067
- 01:25:15,041 --> 01:25:16,941
- Do I have to worry
- about this fucking maniac
- 2068
- 01:25:16,943 --> 01:25:18,879
- coming after me and my family
- for the rest of my life?
- 2069
- 01:25:20,147 --> 01:25:21,148
- I don't think so.
- 2070
- 01:25:23,349 --> 01:25:25,583
- We shouldn't have been at
- your house in the first place.
- 2071
- 01:25:25,585 --> 01:25:27,554
- - Yeah.
- - He was suspended.
- 2072
- 01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:33,224
- - What?
- - A few months back,
- 2073
- 01:25:33,226 --> 01:25:35,763
- he hit a suspect so hard,
- he busted his ear drum.
- 2074
- 01:25:37,363 --> 01:25:38,866
- He's got anger issues.
- 2075
- 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:42,003
- That's why he was thrown off
- the police force.
- 2076
- 01:25:43,236 --> 01:25:45,573
- And fired
- from Steamfield Mall security.
- 2077
- 01:25:46,205 --> 01:25:47,842
- Wait, Mason...
- 2078
- 01:25:48,942 --> 01:25:50,811
- are you a fucking
- mall security guard?
- 2079
- 01:25:52,245 --> 01:25:53,377
- I thought he was
- like special forces.
- 2080
- 01:25:53,379 --> 01:25:55,346
- I thought he was one of the guys
- that killed Bin Laden.
- 2081
- 01:25:55,348 --> 01:25:56,784
- He's fucking Paul Blart?
- 2082
- 01:25:58,352 --> 01:25:59,653
- You need help.
- 2083
- 01:26:00,219 --> 01:26:01,588
- Mason. Get help.
- 2084
- 01:26:02,356 --> 01:26:03,724
- Go see doctors!
- 2085
- 01:26:05,692 --> 01:26:07,292
- Fuckin' Jesus Christ.
- 2086
- 01:26:07,294 --> 01:26:09,597
- Peter, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry you got...
- 2087
- 01:26:10,630 --> 01:26:12,329
- hit and I'm sorry you got shot.
- 2088
- 01:26:12,331 --> 01:26:14,168
- And you know what,
- I'm sorry for everything.
- 2089
- 01:26:15,802 --> 01:26:16,938
- I'll be okay.
- 2090
- 01:26:18,405 --> 01:26:19,874
- Everyone will be okay.
- 2091
- 01:26:21,907 --> 01:26:23,675
- I'm so cold.
- 2092
- 01:26:23,677 --> 01:26:25,709
- Oh, I got the A/C on, sorry.
- 2093
- 01:26:25,711 --> 01:26:27,781
- Pat turn it off, please?
- 2094
- 01:26:32,786 --> 01:26:34,155
- Unlock the door.
- 2095
- 01:26:41,428 --> 01:26:44,198
- Careful, careful, careful.
- Pat, help him up.
- 2096
- 01:26:49,870 --> 01:26:51,805
- Careful, careful.
- Easy, easy, easy.
- 2097
- 01:26:55,075 --> 01:26:56,376
- You good?
- 2098
- 01:27:09,689 --> 01:27:12,222
- All right.
- Can you put it back in?
- 2099
- 01:27:12,224 --> 01:27:13,259
- Yeah...
- 2100
- 01:27:14,260 --> 01:27:15,327
- Thank you.
- 2101
- 01:27:19,198 --> 01:27:20,668
- You have a lovely family.
- 2102
- 01:27:21,101 --> 01:27:22,202
- Thank you.
- 2103
- 01:27:23,737 --> 01:27:25,106
- All right, let's go.
- 2104
- 01:27:26,872 --> 01:27:28,009
- Do you wanna know who it was?
- 2105
- 01:27:37,416 --> 01:27:38,352
- Nah.
- 2106
- 01:29:37,136 --> 01:29:42,136
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