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- Based this off a troll love song another anon shared in the egg girl thread.
- >Be troll in Scandinavia during middle ages.
- >I want to get married really bad to a human. Male trolls are rough and crude, I just want a human I can dote on and who will love me back.
- >Everyone down here is super religious and considers trolls "from the devil" so I don't have much of a chance.
- >Know a q.t. squire that gets passed over by a lot of the girls in the village.
- >He's super nice. He talks to me whenever he sees me, and occasionally gives me treats from the village.
- >I spend a whole week getting ready to convince him to marry me.
- > I round up a dozen wild horses, their backs never touched by a saddle.
- >I use my gold I've been hoarding to buy a beautiful mill in the countryside.
- >I give several flowers from my body to the forest goddess to gift me with a beautiful gilded blade.
- >The day has finally come. I approach my love's cottage and knock on the door.
- >He greets me with a smile and asks why I've come into town.
- > I ask him to marry me. I tell him I will gladly give him anything I have that he desires. He must only answer yes or no.
- >I offer him the dozen wild horses, singing songs of their beautiful silky coats and their wild lovely manes
- >He says no.
- > I offer him the mill, with a water wheel of brass and the finest cottage in the Barony.
- >He says no.
- >This is it. My trump card.
- >I reveal the sword from my pack, letting the sunlight catch the blade, sending rays of light throughout his cabin.
- >I sing songs of the forging of the weapon by the forest goddess, the fine gold rings on the crossguard, and the jewels plucked from the bowels of the earth.
- >He gently pushes the sword back into my hand and covers it with the clothe.
- > He says no again.
- >I start to cry, my knees buckle and I fall to the floor.
- >He reaches down and puts his hands around me while I bawl.
- >In desperation I ask one more time. If he will not accept my gifts for his hand in marriage, will he just be happy with me?
- >Yes.
- >He said yes.
- >He looks into my eyes and wipes a tear from my eye and he begins to speak.
- >"Fine horses, a beautiful home, an indestructible weapon…those are all wonderful things. But I would never marry for those reasons.
- >"I refused your gifts, as generous as they were, because I didn't need them."
- >"The only thing I want is you."
- >He brings my lips to his and we kiss deeply and passionately.
- >All my flowers open at once, fanning the air with the fresh scent of spring and love.
- >This is the happiest day of my life.
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