weirdsexfantasything

	[we’re starting a bit in medias res - dropping right in the middle of the conversation]

	… okay, I’ll admit that’s a weird fantasy, but… whatever, y’know?

	Me?

	No, I don’t have any weird kinks.

	I mean it!

	I’m totally normal!

	[acquiescing tone of voice]

	I mean, yeah, there’s all the standard fantasies about, like, fucking someone in a bar or something, but… I mean, that’s normal.

	I don’t have anything weird.

	… stop giving me that look.

	C’mon, baby, would I lie to you?

	[slightly anxious tone of voice]

	… okay, maybe… maybe I’ve got a few… a few other fantasies, but they’re unrealistic, it’s not like I’d ever be able to do anything with them. They’re not important.

	Just shit that goes through my head when I’m jerking off.

	… you still want me to tell you?

	But baby, it’s… it’s weird.

	Okay, fair, your thing was pretty weird too, but….

	Yes, alright, I’ll admit, I’m kind of embarrassed.

	Yes, I can get embarrassed.

	You don’t need to look so shocked. I’m not as shameless as I come off.

	[embarrassed voice]

	… you really wanna know?

	[sigh]

	Of course you do.

	Okay.

	So.

	Um.

	… you have to promise you won’t ever tell anyone.

	Yes, I mean it!

	No, I don’t expect you to, like, go off & tell the newspapers or whatever, but… still.

	It’s embarrassing.

	But okay.

	You asked.

	Um.

	So, uh… so, like… I like being a guy. Obviously, I’m happy with it. But sometimes in my fantasies, i’m… not.

	Or maybe I’m still a guy, but I’ve got, like, a pussy & tits, & I look like a girl.

	But… but in my fantasies, I’m a girl & I’m… I’m like, I’m hot, but not, like, porn star hot, or movie star hot.

	Just pretty.

	… why are you laughing?

	[anxious]

	I told you, this is too weird. I’M too weird. I’m sorry, it’s -

	Oh.

	You’re just surprised at how normal it is.

	Oh.

	Um.

	Yeah, I’m… there’s more to it, that might be… that might be less normal.

	So in the fantasies, I’m, uh… I’m just going about my day, except I’m not, because… because I’m always getting grabbed & fucked.

	Getting… getting raped.

	Getting raped explicitly for the purpose of… for the purpose of getting me pregnant.

	I told you it was weird.

	[sigh]

	I’m sorry, we don’t have to talk about this.

	… oh.

	You want to keep talking about this?

	I mean, uh, okay.

	… you wanna hear a specific fantasy?

	O… okay.

	Well.

	I like… I like the idea of… like, I’m at a bar, & I’m, I’m obviously on my own. Maybe a guy stood me up, & I’m sitting at the bar in a miniskirt & a short skirt, or… well, honestly, none of that matters.

	[voice beginning to heat up - you’re embarrassed & turned on at the same time]

	What… what matters is that at some point, some guy tries to be all gallant & shit, helping me out of the bar, maybe he takes me to the men’s room, but then he just… like, lies me down on the floor, or maybe pins me to the wall, & shoves my legs open with his, & he… god, I can’t believe I’m saying this… and then he just… like, starts pawing between my legs, & he’ll find me all wet from the excitement of him doing this in the first place.

	Maybe he’ll rip my panties off, finger me open….

	And then he’ll take his thick, hard cock out, & he’ll just sliiiiiiide it in, all the way in, & he’ll fuck me, to fill me up with his cum, to get me pregnant with his baby.

	… yeah, I’m kinda… I’m really hard, & I guess it’s.. It’s hard not to tell, since we’re both just sitting on the couch like this in our pajamas.

	[moan]

	God, yes, please keep stroking me, that feels so good, please….

	Oh.

	You want me to keep… to keep talking to you?

	Okay. I… I’ve got another one?

	[you’re getting your cock stroked as you talk - modulate your voice as such]

	In this one… in this one, I’m… I’m a pretty girl, & I’m at, like, a frat house, or something. Or maybe I’m with a bunch of my friends, & they’re all guys….

	Yeah, um. Sometimes I imagine that… that it’s my real friends. I’m not really, like, into them, when I’m being myself, obviously, but… oh, yeah, do that again… but when, like… when I’m a girl, I imagine they’re like… some kind of negaverse version of themselves or something, where they’re all a bunch of meatheads who just wanna fuck whatever they can.

	Who all wanna knock me up.

	So they’ve got me on a bed, &... & one of them is holding me in his arms, so his chest is against my back, & he’s using his legs to keep my legs open, & he’s… fuck, please, yes, pull my pajama pants down, yes, that’s… god, he… he’s got his hands on my tits, & he’s just… kneading them & twisting them, & he’s got me so drunk they’ve all got me drunk while one of my other buddies, maybe [insert name here] is just… fucking into me, just breeding my fertile cunt, because they want to be the one to put a baby in me.

	And I know it’s sick, ‘cause… they’re not that kind of guy, they’re all good guys, I’d trust my passed out sister around them & know they’d never do that kinda thing.

	But… like, in my fantasy, they’re not.

	They’re all a bunch of cunts, & they’re just… using me, as a thing to get off to, as a thing to put a baby into.

	Mm.. god, please, yes, please keep sucking me….

	[moaning]

	But then they… they just… keep fucking me, they gangbang me like something out of the fucking… ancient Roman times, just to get me pregnant.

	You want… you want another one?

	God, yes, I’ll do anything, just… oh FUCK, please….

	Yes, yes, I’ll… yes….

	I like… I want to be taken advantage of.

	Like, a friend invites me over, & then he… he gets me drunk, & he’s so casual, as he “accidentally” grazes my tit with one hand when he gives me a hug, or how he’s got his hand on my hip, & he pulls me closer & lets me rest my head on his shoulder.

	And… oh, fuck, yes, just like that, with your tongue…

	Keep talking?

	It’s fucking hard to keep talking, when you’re doing all of that…. Fuck….

	No, no, that didn’t mean stop, sorry, I’ll keep talking.

	And then he… he just picks me up, at some point, & he’s just… kissing me, & i’m too drunk to make sense when I tell him to stop, but he’s kissing  me & groping my tits through my dress, & grinding his hard cock up into me through his jeans, & I’m just… pliant, as he just… pulls my dress up, pushes my panties to the side.

	[more moaning & general pleasure noises - you’re getting your cock sucked, after all]

	And… and then, when he’s… when his cock is deep in my pussy, he’s… he’s telling me how… how good it feels, & how he’s gonna get me… get me pregnant, & he’ll start… describing what it’ll be like, with my belly… with my belly b-b-bigger, & my breasts all full of milk. About how he’s gonna keep me around - pump my sweet, fertile cunt full of cum - until he knew I was pregnant, & then he’d keep me like that, just… just keep me around, to fuck, while I get bigger & bigger, just… using his big cock to… to split me open, to use my pussy, always… always finishing in my pussy, to fucking… guarantee that he got me pregnant, please… fuck, don’t stop, please, I’m gonna cum….

	You want me to… to beg?

	You won’t let me cum unless I beg?

	Okay, what do you want me to say?

	… really?

	You want me to say THAT?

	Oh fuck.

	I’ll… I’ll do it, if you let me cum, please….

	[moaning/whining/general desperate pleasure noises]

	Please, cum in my pussy.

	Please, please, fill me… fill my pussy up with your cum, please cum in me, please… please use my body to make your baby, please, fuck, please… please fuck your baby into me, please, god, my pussy wants it so bad, it’s squeezing around  your hard cock, it’s so close, I’m so close, fuck, I’m so… I’m… I….

	[orgasm noises]

	Oh… fuck, yes, fuck….

	Oh… god.

	And now you’re… getting up, & you’re kissing me….

	[wet sounds]

	You just… snowballed me, fuck….

	Okay.

	Thank you.

	Thank you, so much.

	I’ll… yeah. I’ll do… I’ll do anything you want.

	Anything.

	[suddenly flustered]

	Yeah, I’ll… I’ll even have your baby. If you… if you want me to.

	Um.

	... thanks.

	For all of that.

	I know it's weird, but... fuck.

	Thank you, so much.