The Good Ol' Days II

[09:29] ShadowLeo: Assburgers. Is that like an ass sandwhich?
[09:29] Suule: Here in the university we tried to make the most foul-tasting coffee in an effort for it to keep us awake by it's vile taste
[09:29] Zer0: One of the workers from a plant location sent us a box of churros (they were pretty damn stale when they got here). The things came with a bag of cinnamon sugar.
[09:29] ShadowLeo: Easy.
[09:29] * Suule places lettuce, onions, meat, pickles, tomatoes and spunkysauce on ShadowLeo's ass then presses his ass against hiss.
[09:30] Zer0: Cinnamon sugar + coffee = Not too bad.
[09:30] Suule: ASSBURGERS
[09:30] ShadowLeo: Take french roast and mix it with a volcano blend. Over-brew it, then boil for a short time to concentrate it
[09:31] ShadowLeo: The resulting fluid will be so thick, bitter, and acidic it might induce gagging
[09:31] CrayWolf: Mmmm.  Nothing like a cup of coffee reduction demi-glace to start your morning.