FemAnon in Equestria with multiple Anons Chapter 1

>SPLASH!
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
>You struggle and flail your arms, as the world is tinted into an ocean blue
>Shutting your eyes, you soon stop your arms, letting loose your air-
>"HEY, THERE'S A...."
>"WE NEED T..."
>The yells going towards your way soon fade out, as you let loose of your body...

>COUGH COUGH COUGH!
>You kneel on your knees and hands, furiously push water out your lungs, practically coughing out a storm
>A fist pounds on your back, causing you to drop to the floor
>...OW!
>You turn around, to face the culprit
"Hey! What's the big idea-"
>...
>This Motherfucker
>Actually, he might be a pedophile, judging by his looks of him
>Neckbeard, fedora, and wet as fuck-
>Well, okay, that's probably because of the lake, but still
>At least his fedora matches his clothing
>All black
>You just sigh and lift yourself up, coughing slightly
"Listen, you whale," you start out, pointing a finger towards him, "If ya ever do that to me again, I'll have you killed in a snap of a finger. I have over 300 confirmed kills-and that's just the "confirmed" ones. Don't fuck with me."
>Intimidated by you, he starts to bite his fingernails
>...However, you can't help but notice a bulge in his pants
>...God you wish that was a banana in his pocket
"Get the fuck outta here, perv!"
>He soon flocks off, his dick swaying in the wind
>You can't help but pinch your nose, sighing a long sigh
>You begin to check yourself, to make sure you didn't lose anything
>Glasses, check
>Glasses case, check
>Money, wet
>Clothes, wet
>Hair, wet, but check
>You should probably put in a ponytail
>Now where's your scrunchie...
>Finding it on the floor, you get all the water out of it, just making it wet again
>Must've fell out of your pocket
>You're currently wearing some booty shorts, and a polo shirt
>...Hey, you were sleeping, and all your pajamas were in the wash!
>You really didn't expect you fall into a fucking lake today
>Putting your hair into a ponytail, you cross your arms, attempting to gain some warmth
>Oh right
>It's fucking freezing out here
>There's snow on the ground, icy wind in the air, and you are just fucking freezing
>The icy wind blowing into the exposed parts of your body isn't helping either
>Luckily, some neckbeart offers you his coat
>In normal circumstances, you wouldn't declined
>But it's fucking Winter in summer time, there's no way in hell you're not obliging
>You quickly put the jacket on, and smile, glad that you won't being dying of hypothermia so soon
>"Over here!" You hear someone yell
>...Why not?
>Moving your practically frozen feet, you follow the sound of the voice, hoping it leads you somewhere good
>The voice leads you to a cliff
>...Great, you're subconsciously telling yourself to kill yourself
>Actually, no, some skinny guy-may God bless his bones-apparently led you all over here
>Resisting the urge to push him off and laugh, you look at the view he brought you to
>Snow
>Snow, snow, more snow, even more snow
>Well, okay, not just that
>Some straw houses, and a few buildings that stand out
>Such as, the gigantic fucking castle, standing in front of the small town
>Whoever built that th-
>Wait...
>This all seems very farmiliar...
>Straw houses, stupidly giant castle...
>Hm...
>Can't place it
>The rest of your group seemingly can't place it, either, as you look at them, scratching their heads and rubbing their chins
>Some of the more skinny ones start going to the front
>...Soon, you join them, pondering what could possibly be next
>"Where should we go from here?" One asks, to no one in particular
"I dunno. Where's the closest town?"
>Sarcasm is the only tone that flows through your voice
>The others just roll their eyes and sigh at you, the fatter of your kind being oddly quiet about all of this
>"I meant how should we get there? There's no way to go from here."
>...
>Shit, he's right
>Well... fuck
>You're lost
>You have no idea how to go from here
>In the meantime, you start to count how many of you are there
>One, two, three...
>Twenty
>Well that's not ba-
>SPLASH!
>And there comes some more
>"WHY DON'T WE SLIDE DOWN?"
>Slide?
"That's such a stupid idea! Come on guys, we have t-"
>"WHEEEE!"
>One of your group members slides down the hill
>Welp, he's a gone-
>"WHOOOO!"
>Soon, your entire group starts to slide on their asses, down the cliff
>...Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
>Taking off your new jacket-OH JESUS CHRIST!
>Nope, fuck that
>Too cold for sleddin', today
>You quickly put your jacket back on, looking for another way down
> 'Cause you sure as hell not sliding down on your ass
>You're pretty sure you don't have an ass of steal to slide on
>Looking around, you notice a robe
>A long robe, to be exact
>Some fucker must of taken his wet robe off
>Understandable, you'll die faster if you keep all your wet clothes on
>But fuck it, if you wanna get anywhere, you oughta slide down
>Grabbing the robe, you tie it around your waist and run towards the ledge
"Here goes nothINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
>You jump off, and fashion yourself to land on your ass when you fall
>SLAM!
>FUCKING BUTT MUNCH!
>You untie the robe, and hold your knees, hoping this ride ends soon, screaming all the way
>As your ride gets faster, your screams become quieter, at the fear of passing out
>Twice in one day is no okay
>Soon, you see that your ride is coming to an end, as you're about to bowl a bunch of neckbeards
>The first one turns to face you, as he freezes in panic
>You look as his shir-...Wait...
>Is that...
>Rainbow Da-
>CRASH!

>Luckily, that fatass broke your landing
>...Although, you can't say the same about his stomach
>You may have given him a stomach-concussion
>...If that's even something people should be worried about
>Quickly getting up, and taking your newfound robe with you, you go to the front of the pact
>The group, including yourself, is in front of the same town you all saw from earlier
>Well, more so on the outskirts of town
>But still, you're there
>You start to enter the town, leading your group int-
>"HI THERE!"
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
>The pink pone full of happiness jumps in front of your face, causing you to fall behind the second in line
>The punks behind you, and now in front of you, scream with delight
>You gather yourself together, getting up off your ass
>Okay, that's the last time you're getting interupp-
>"OhmigoshIcan'tbelievewhatI'mevenseeingrightnownewponiesdecidedtocometoPONYVILLE! I've never ponies like you before! What are you?"
>God damn it
>This pink pony... shit
>You know her, but... her name escapes you at the moment...
>Fuck it, her name isn't important at the moment
>You decide to answer her question, pushing others out of the way
"We're hu-"
>"WE'RE BRONIES!"
>ACK!
>Something about that FUCKING name
>It causes you to cringe, so fucking hard
>You look to your right, and notice a fat neckbeard standing right there
>...God damn it
"Actually, we're called h-"
>"Bronies? Cool! My name's Pinkie Pie!"
>Ponka!
>Duh, why didn't you get it before?
>You can't help but smile at her, as you start to speak up again
"Hi Pi-"
>"HI PINKIE!"
>The crowd behind you, including the fucker next to you, yell, straight into your ears
>The pink pony just giggles, trotting into the town behind her
>You follow, practically leading the groupd behind you
>As you all get in the middle of town, a burst of memories explode in your face
>'...You're fucking kidding,' you thought, a look of shock upon your face
>Why did it take you so long to piece together?
>"Welcome, everybrony, to PONYVILLE!"


>Ponyville...
>Memories of the show, the fandom associated with the show, and those god awful places you went to to discuss the show
>4chan, EQD... Youtube
>A shiver runs down your spine
>You swear to God, that was the worst of it
>Autism, beyond compare
>But... for some reason... you can't help but smile
>All those years on /mlp/ have FINALLY brought you here
>You've done it!
>You've fuckin' made it to Ponyville!
>...And it couldn't suck more
>Not only is it freezing cold out here, but you're with the scum of the Earth
>And they're exactly as prescribed
>Surprising that someone hasn't tried to hit on you, yet...
>...You just jinxed yourself, didn't you?
>For the love of Christ, you do NOT want to get hit on by these creeps-actually...
>That'd be a bit of a compliment
>You were never hit on back on Earth
>...Actually, retracting that shit, these mother fuckers are fucking creepy
>You'd rather not get hit on at all instead of getting hit on by some autists who masturbate to ponies
>...Although, Braeburn is pretty ho-
>"You guys seem pretty cold! C'mon, we'll go to Ponyville Castle!"
>Oh, is that what it's called now?
>During the walk to Twilight's Castle, you take note of your surrondings
>Rarity's Boutique, Pinkie's Cas-er, Sugar Cube Corner
>Some random houses that might be important later
>...Yeah fuckin' right
>There's no way these ponies are going to be important in anyway later
>These are just some fuckin' ponies
>...Although, something tells you some of these ponies are seriously getting injuried later
>Speaking of ponies, some look your way
>Well, maybe not your way
>Probably towards the actual bronies behind you
>You see them speaking among themselves, most likely talking about how "amazing" it is to have a new species come to town
>They'll regret saying that when they're knocked over by that same species, when they're chasing another pony to fuck
>Thankfully, you all eventually reach Twilight's Castle, the Pinkie knocking on the golden doors
>...Holy shit this place is huge
>This shit has to be three stories tall, at least
>...That has to be the most undermeasurement ever, next to that guy that says jumping off a six foot building would be dangerous
>Pfft, that guy
>"Dude, this has to be at least eight feet tall!"
>...God fucking damn it
>You didn't think idiocy could come along with autism
>Murmurs of excitement are raging on behind you, as you all wait for the fabulous Princess
>"It's open, Pinkie!" You hear a leader-like voice say
>The pinkster nods, telling you all to hang back, as Pinkie walks into the glorious crystal castle
>You, of course, sit down
>You haven't had a chance to sit since you got hear
>...Okay, you just lied
>Sledding down that hill in your now frozen robe was probably the only time you didn't use your legs
>But, besides all that... God damn do you need to relax!
>It's been a long damn day, and you're tuckered ou-
>"She's coming!"
>Oh god fucking damn it!
>You're really annoyed about all these interruptions going on
>The golden doors open up, as Super Duper Fantastical Ponyville Princess Twilight Sparkle The First walks gallantly out of of her Castle, a smile on her face
>"Hello, everybrony!"
>You're gonna have to get used to that, aren't you?
>"I am Princess Twilight Sparkle,"
'Don't you mean The Fantastical Super Duper Amazing Ponyville Gractious Princess Twilight Sparkle The First?'
>"The Princess of Ponyville, and your new friend!"
>Wait, huh?
>"Yes, this may seem a bit odd, but, I am a friend to all! You all can come to me whenever you want!"
>Cheers are heard, as you realize what a horrible idea that is
>And soon, she shall realize too
>She's going to learn to hate these pieces of shit
>"Please enter, and we shall-GAAAAAAH!"
>As you're trampled by bronies,-by the way, FUCKING OW!-the Princess of Friendship quickly flies up in the air, dodging the onslaught of bronies
>You slowly stand up, and notice Pinkie Pie flying out of the castle
>Huh, wonder what she's doing?
>The Princess quickly flies into the Castle-however, stopping short when she notices you
>"Well, what are you waiting for? Come on in!"
>...Why the fuck not?
>Walking into the castle, you-Woah...
>Holy shit, this place is bigger than you thought...
>The main room is configured into a living room, of some sorts, tables upon tables being sorted everywhere, all with chairs
>Crystal chairs, to be exact
>Although, they seem smooth on the part your ass'll be
>So there's that
>No telling about your back, or whatever
>Who cares about your back, anyhow?
>It's just something that makes you walk, is all
>Walking is practically useless!
>Especially since wheelchair ponies and Scootaloo are canon-oh wait
>Scootaloo's the one who CAN'T fly
>You take your seat at one of the tables with the barely-normal "bronies"
>God, that title shouldn't make you cringe so much...
>But, you can't help but feel so much warmth in here
>...Despite the fact that this seat is cold as fuck
>...But you're so damn tired
>Too tired to care, in fact
>You fold your arms on the table, and lay your head in them, drifting off asleep, ignoring all of the bullshit around you...

>"ATTENTION EVERYBRONY!"
>FUCK YOU!
>This shit wakes you out of your peaceful slumber
>Lifting your head up, you sigh, looking at the Perfect Purple Pony Princess of Ponyville
>"I'm sorry, but, you can not stay her for much longer!"
>A collection of sighs and "awwwweee!"s are heard, but you can't help but roll your eyes
>Cheapass
>"Pinkie Pie, shall be taking you to Sugar Cube Corner, where things will get sorted out. Please stand, and follow the mare in the back."
>Fucking cheapass
>You turn your head to look at the pink mare with a gigantic smile on her face
>19 of you stand, and walk towards the pink
>You, however, put your head back down on the table
>The dream world begins to envelope you, once more...

>"Hey! Wake up!"
>Slowly, you raise your head in the air, and open your eyes, only to be greeted by-AHHH!
>...FUCKING OW!
>See, you fell out of your chair and hit your head on the super-duper amazing crystal floor
>Fuck crystals
>...And you're going to the Crystal Empire in the future, aren't you?
>Karma's gonna get your ass when you become Crystilized
>"Oh my Celestia... Are you okay?!"
>'No, I'm a pony'
"Yeah, I'm fine.."
>You get up and sigh, standing on your two feet
>"You're one of the bronies, aren't you?"
>'I'm a fucking human.'
>God, you're going to kill the autist that interrupted you in the first place
"Yeah, I suppose you can say that."
>"And I can only assume you're a female, am I right?"
>No, fucking, shit
"Yeah, how'd you guess?"
>You actually asked that non-sarcastically, although, attempted it to be sarcastic
>"Well, judging by your anatomy, anyone could've guessed! The dead giveaway are your breasts! They're bigger than Pinki-"
"Okay, I get it. Most hu-"
>...You pause, deciding to humor the Ponyville Princess
"Most female /bronies/ have big watermelons, such as mine. It's normal, back where we came from. Infact, it's pretty much encouraged!"
>Watermelons
>Pffft, they're average, at best
>"Huh! That's... really interesting!"
>You smile at the purple horse, crossing your arms
>"We really have to get to Sugar Cube Corner, though..."
>The purple pony's face turned into one of disappointment
>Then she lit up, a lightbulb practically appearing over her head
>"Why don't we walk there together! Then, you could tell me EVERYTHING about where you're from!"
>Ech...
>Going with her... You don't think that's such a good idea...
"I'd love to! ...But,"
>"But what?"
"Uhm... don't you think that'd be a bit dumb?"
>"D-Dumb? How so?" She inquires, a bit baffled at your answer
"Well, won't people think that I'm your teacher's pet? Just another hu-"
>Sighing, you stop yourself and continue
"Just another /brony/ who wants to get close with ONLY the PRINCESS of PONYVILLE!"
>The Princess' eyes widen, nodding
>"I guess you're right... Who should go first, then?"
"Who's the only brony here?"
>She chuckles, and sends you on your way
>"I should be there in five minutes!"
"Eh... Make it ten, Princess! Don't want others to get TOO suspicious, huh?"
>She nods, again, seeing you off
>Cute little Princess, she is
>Exiting the Super Amazing-okay, that's starting to get annoying
>Exiting the Princess' Castle, you start walking off to Suga-
>...Wait
>Where is it again?
>Somepony should know, right?
>You walk up to... a pegasus...
>Shouldn't she be in Cloudsdale?
>Pink and green hair, in the hairstyle of Twilight's, and a white coat
"Er, Hi there! I'm..."
>...
>Yooooouu're...
>You strain your brain to remember...
>Nothing
>Nadda
>Zip
>Fucking Zero
"Not important. Er, Do you happen to know where Sugar Cube Corner is?"
>The pegasus pony smiles and nods, flapping her wings and flying off
>Fuck, she's fast!
>You start to run, in order to catch up to this fast flying pegasus
>Taking note of your surrondings while doing so-JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!
>You ALMOST crashed into this Pegasi, luckily, however, she stopped you with her wings
>Close call
>...Way too many to count, actually
"Thanks... Uh..."
>"Blossomforth!"
"Blossomforth, right."
>Chuckling, you wave her off, entering the Sugar Cube Corne-
>"HI!"
>You stand still, not getting caught off gaurd this time
>Not gonna get you today, Ponka!
>"Brony, right?"
>You sigh and nod, making a mental note to change that name
>"Please, take a seat at ANY table you like!"
>Taking a loooong good look, you see...
>Neckbeards
>Neckbeards
>Hey look, wild neckbeard appeared!
>"OR, if you don't fancy hanging out with them, come over here!"
>You head turns it attention towards the lil' faggot sitting at a table with other people like him
>The LEAST autistic of the bunch
>For some reason, you feel like you're going to end up punching him by the end of all of this
>But, you have nowhere else to go, soo...
>Sitting at his table, you attempt to ignore the others sitting there, just hoping that Ms. Sparkle gets here soo-
>"So, what do you all call yourselves?"
>This guy
>This MOTHERFUCKING guy
>The table stays silent, as you still try to ignore him
>"Don't all talk at once, guys."
>Can't help but chuckle at that
>"I don't remember my name."
>"Oh thank god, I'm not the only one."
>This... actually peaks your interest
>You turn around to face them all, and tilt your head in confusion
"All of us?"
>The table nodded in agreement
>...Well fuckin' shit
>This is a turn of events
>"Seriously? None of you can remember your names?"
"You can?" You can't help but ask in a snarky tone
>Lets see what you can muster, hotshot
>"Of course I can remember my name..."
>Silence
>No names
"Well?"
>"Oh, no. I can't remember my name either."
>HA!
>Don't act like hot shit when you're just a hot prick
>...You need to save that
>"I could have sworn that I could..."
>"Well so much for the confidence."
>Chuckling again, you turn back around, facing the door
'Hurry it up, Sparkle, I don't have all day.'
>"Why don't we just think of our own names?"
>And here you go turning back around
'Why not?' You thought
>Nodding along, you get yourself interested in what these fuckers might have to say
>"Yeah, for now, at least. Just so we know what we're calling ourselves-"
>"Everyone! Can I have your attention?!"
>Twilight!
>You turn around in your seat, once again, but with a smile
>The Super Amazing Princess stood on the counter at the front of the room, addressing the entire group
>"Maybe a bit later..."
>Oh shut the fuck up, guy
>"Now... I know you're all very excited, and you want more time to celebrate your arival-" The Princess of Magic, Friendship, and Ponyville started
>Before getting interrupted by the pack of bronies around you
>You can't help but twitch...
>"BUT!"
>And immediately, they all quiet down
>"It's getting VERY late, and I think it's high time that you all get some rest!" The Princess continued
>Oh good. You get to sleep once again
>You were always a sleeper, back home
>Back when you were younger, you missed a LOT of days of school, because of your sleeping habits
>Princess, however, was right
>When you left the castle, you had to guess it was about 10 to 11pm
>"Any questions?"
>Hands of all different shapes-yes, shapes-and sizes shot right up into the air
>Yours, was not one of them
>Twilight pointed a hoof at a random hand
>"Are you really Twilight Sparkle?"
>A collection of sighs is heard from your table, including yourself
>"Er... Yes, anything else?" The Princess seemed a bit confused about answering that question, but, she didn't let it hurt her position
>After all, she has a reputation to hold
>More hands raised, and another brony was picked
>"Yeah... I was... Uhh..."
>This mother fucker stuttered every other word
>"I was just... wondering what..."
>You know exactly what he's going to ask, and you're not going to have it
>"Wondering what your-"
"Excus-"
>"Yeah, I've got a question!"
>Turning around, you see the average mother fucker you HATE so much
>But, he's the only other fucker who wanted something answered, so you'll give him the time of day
>This guy stood up, and began walking to the front of the room, getting up in Twilight's face
>...He's got some balls, you've gotta admit that
>"Where are we staying? We need sleep, yeah, but where? Are we all staying here? All 50 of us?"
>He gestured to the rest of you all, your interest peaking
'Yeah... fucker does have a point.'
>It was packed in here, the tables just BARELY fitting everyone in here
>Some people, however, hardly fit in the tables
>"Are we just gonna go around every house and ask if a pony can house a human overnight?"
>THANK YOU!
>He said HUMAN!
>"And then what? You're unprepared for us, that's not your fault, but it seems like a massive oversight."
>"If you'd let me finish," The Princess of magic started, "I was getting to the sleeping arrangements."
>Seems like the overconfident avvy is brought down a peg now, crossing his arms over his chest
>"Some of you are free to stay here tonight. My friend Rarity has agreed to have a group of you on the shop floor of the Carousel Boutique."
>You know where that is you think
>Pinkie showed it to you, so, you should be able to get there by yourself
>...You think at least
>"I will be willing to let any remaining people stay in the castle overnight."
>Plugging your ears, you expect a loud cheer to come
>...Nothing
>You look up at Sparkle, who's just talking with the avvy
>Unpluging your ears, you see him just nod, assuming a smug smile was upon his face
>"Good, okay, we'll have fifteen people here, fifteen people in the Boutique, and twenty in the castle. Who-"
>Hands are already raised, before she could finish her sentence
>"...Wants to stay here?"
>And no one's hand went down
>The Twilight Princess-wait... Wrong thing
>The Princess, Twilight picked out fifteen, as the avvy went back to your table
>"Who wants to go to the Carousel Boutique?"
>An entire table of seven raised their hands
>Unpure Rarifags
>Buncha scum, you have to say
>Ponkafags best race
>Twifags close second
>"Come on, bronies! We just need a few more!" The Princess of Perfection said, trying to sound enthusiastic, masking her annoyed face
>Can't blame her, bronies were always annoying
>"Well then, I'll just have to pick some people then, huh?"
>And in that moment, just a FEW more hands went up, along with... the avvy?
>This average mother fucker...
>You didn't expect him to be a Rarifag
>...Okay, maybe he's just being nice
>Soon, the fifteen people deadline was met, as the Pretty Princess speaks up again
>"Okay then, everyone who isn't staying here, follow me. First, we'll be going to Carousel Boutique."
'Dirty Rarifags need to get the fuck away from me as soon as possible.' You mockingly thought
>"Trying to make friends with 'the Princess'?" The avvy asks, mockingly
'No, I'm trying to make sure some pervert doesn't "accidentally" touch me. At least in the Castle, there are probably enough bedrooms for MORE than 20 people.'
>"A big castle, plenty of room, only 20 people?"
"Man, you're going to be cramped as fuck in that small shop floor with FIFTEEN of them."
>And if you could get a picture, oh you would cherish it so
>His face spells it all out, he regrets this
>And you couldn't be happier about it
>Princess Magic walks out the door, a small group of child-er, manchildren following her
>Castle Twilight, here you come!