Day of The Week Checker

import datetime
import random
import time


def dramatic_pause():
    print("\nProcessing life choices", end="")
    for _ in range(3):
        time.sleep(0.5)
        print(".", end="")
    print("\n")


def monday():
    print("☕ MONDAY DETECTED ☕")
    print("System status: Absolutely not.")
    print("Go back to bed. The world can wait.")


def tuesday():
    print("😐 It's Tuesday.")
    print("At least it's not Monday.")
    print("That's the whole motivational speech.")


def wednesday():
    print("🐸 WEDNESDAY 🐸")
    frog_quotes = [
        "It is Wednesday my dudes.",
        "Halfway to freedom!",
        "Ribbit your way through the week!",
        "The hump has been conquered!"
    ]
    print(random.choice(frog_quotes))


def thursday():
    print("🔥 THURSDAY HYPE MODE 🔥")
    print("Weekend loading...")
    print("[███████░░░] 70%")
    print("You can almost taste the freedom.")


def friday():
    print("🎉 FRIDAY!!! 🎉")
    print("Deploy the snacks.")
    print("Play the music.")
    print("Productivity has officially left the building.")


def saturday():
    print("😎 SATURDAY 😎")
    print("Relax mode activated.")
    print("Nap, snacks, games, repeat.")


def sunday():
    print("📅 SUNDAY 📅")
    print("Time to pretend you're going to bed early.")
    print("Also time to ignore the fact tomorrow is Monday.")


# Get current day
today = datetime.datetime.now().strftime("%A")

dramatic_pause()

print(f"Today is: {today}\n")

# Match day to function
days = {
    "Monday": monday,
    "Tuesday": tuesday,
    "Wednesday": wednesday,
    "Thursday": thursday,
    "Friday": friday,
    "Saturday": saturday,
    "Sunday": sunday
}

# Run the proper function
days.get(today, lambda: print("Time itself has broken."))()