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  1. [10:58] == Strategist14 [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom
  2. [10:58] == mode/#RPGStuck_EmptyRoom [+nt] by webchat.esper.net
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  15. [11:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> how exciting
  16. [11:17] == Mathmatt878 [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom
  17. [11:17] <Strategist14> Alright Alexander_Pyrite. Wanna give a couple more minutes for anyone who wants to watch?
  18. [11:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> sure sure
  19. [11:17] == Avenir [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom
  20. [11:18] <Strategist14> Also; dicebot?
  21. [11:19] <Strategist14> Might be a good idea, unless y'wanna just go by the honour system
  22. [11:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> sure we can get a dicebot
  23. [11:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> dont know where it is
  24. [11:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> not in my room
  25. [11:20] <Strategist14> Well nuts
  26. [11:20] <Mathmatt878> i think someone's gonna need to yell at andres
  27. [11:21] <Strategist14> Already on it
  28. [11:21] <StalkingBoss[SB]> so is this gonna be a 1v1
  29. [11:21] <Strategist14> It is indeed
  30. [11:21] <StalkingBoss[SB]> coooooooool
  31. [11:23] <Strategist14> Well this is one way to buy time for anyone who wants to watch, I guess
  32. [11:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> i guess :P
  33. [11:24] <Mathmatt878> did you tell people it was starting early?
  34. [11:24] <Mathmatt878> because, its only been 20 mins instead of the whole hour
  35. [11:24] <Strategist14> True
  36. [11:24] <Strategist14> Okay everyone pack it up you're 40 miniutes early
  37. [11:25] <StalkingBoss[SB]> good
  38. [11:25] <StalkingBoss[SB]> cause i seem to have to go do groceries and stuff
  39. [11:26] <Avenir> We're just too hyped for the epic final battle
  40. [11:26] <Avenir> I haven't even been reading C1 and I wanna see this
  41. [11:26] <Spying_Eon> same
  42. [11:27] <Spying_Eon> like the fuck happened
  43. [11:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> im hype too am the me
  44. [11:29] == NOTTyche[Dice] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom
  45. [11:30] <Strategist14> Here we go
  46. [11:30] <Strategist14> Alrighty then. Alexander_Pyrite, ready for this?
  47. [11:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> You know it
  48. [11:31] <Strategist14> Previously on C1: http://pastebin.com/27dxS9Vq
  49. [11:31] == Lyra_Bel [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom
  50. [11:31] <Strategist14> ===== BEGIN =====
  51. [11:31] <Lyra_Bel> "... R'y'sure you wanna do this?"
  52. [11:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((5 enters means its important))
  53. [11:31] * Alexander_Pyrite puts Lyra down
  54. [11:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah. Lets finish this"
  55. [11:32] * Lyra_Bel nods
  56. [11:32] <yzabtech> ((wait i thought we're like 30 minutes early))
  57. [11:32] <Lyra_Bel> "He'll be on the Battlefield"
  58. [11:33] <Lyra_Bel> ((As it turns out, I am a filthy liar))
  59. [11:33] == Jaczac|Spectator [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom
  60. [11:33] <Lyra_Bel> ((This was all an excuse to make a bunch of people watch our characters derp around for a half hour before the strife))
  61. [11:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Wings me?"
  62. [11:34] * Lyra_Bel nods, and wingses him
  63. [11:34] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+19
  64. [11:34] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+19) [8+19] : {27}
  65. [11:35] <Lyra_Bel> "Hey, so... there's sorta something I need to take care of too"
  66. [11:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex flies up till he gets a good look of the battlefield.
  67. [11:35] <Lyra_Bel> "But it can wait until after, if y'want"
  68. [11:35] <Strategist14> The battlefield, on Skaia, is pretty far away from where you are, which is Derse.
  69. [11:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Lyra how exactly do we get tehre"
  70. [11:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Dude. Jumpcut"
  71. [11:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "right"
  72. [11:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex braces himself
  73. [11:37] * Lyra_Bel takes his hand, and together they ascend...
  74. [11:37] <Lyra_Bel> ===== JUMPCUT =====
  75. [11:37] <Lyra_Bel> ... and descend onto the Battlefield.
  76. [11:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> "arg i hate that"
  77. [11:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Sorry"
  78. [11:38] <Lyra_Bel> "S'gotta be better than spending half a day flying though, right?"
  79. [11:38] <Lyra_Bel> "So frigging boring"
  80. [11:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah yeah totally"
  81. [11:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex asks his dragon if hes ok
  82. [11:39] <Strategist14> Bahamut responds about the way you'd expect
  83. [11:39] <Strategist14> By trying to bite you
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  85. [11:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> "good, im glad"
  86. [11:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex checks his cool gloves and shields, all good
  87. [11:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> Suit check
  88. [11:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> golden chainmail check
  89. [11:41] <Strategist14> Wanna post a character sheet link for our friends in the audience?
  90. [11:42] == vampsquirrel [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom
  91. [11:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> maybe i do
  92. [11:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1R1ZDzs5g7LbZE1EKvaMk1RFxKKav3_0Ek-fgtciiuNU/edit
  93. [11:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1R1ZDzs5g7LbZE1EKvaMk1RFxKKav3_0Ek-fgtciiuNU/edit?usp=sharing
  94. [11:43] <Strategist14> Excellent
  95. [11:43] <Lyra_Bel> "All ready?"
  96. [11:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah i think so"
  97. [11:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Wicked. S'go kick his teeth in"
  98. [11:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah, he wont have any teeth by the time im done with him"
  99. [11:45] * Lyra_Bel smirks
  100. [11:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Royals without teeth are pretty great, eh?"
  101. [11:45] == Jaczac|Spectator has changed nick to inTheBushes
  102. [11:45] == Avenir has changed nick to Scared
  103. [11:45] == Scared has changed nick to ScaredDersite
  104. [11:46] == HE [[email protected]] has left #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom []
  105. [11:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "the best kind"
  106. [11:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Alright. S'do this"
  107. [11:46] == Lyra_Bel [[email protected]] has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Strategist14))]
  108. [11:46] <Strategist14> Now then.
  109. [11:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Whoo jitters"
  110. [11:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((where did lyra go))
  111. [11:47] <Strategist14> Offscreen
  112. [11:47] <Strategist14> S'just you here
  113. [11:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> alrighty
  114. [11:47] <Strategist14> Do me a favour and play this, since it's what you can hear IC
  115. [11:47] <Strategist14> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkOI0ZQwkUw
  116. [11:47] == Spying_Eon [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  117. [11:48] <Strategist14> You're at the Battlefield. Alone. A vast checkerboard, the occasional lilypad hovers above the surface at varying heights. Easily enough for you to jump from one to the other. These lilypads are dwarfed, however, by your opponent. A hulking mash of gearwork, spikes, and organic flesh looms over the horizon, surrounded by a veritable sea of black chiten.
  118. [11:48] <Strategist14> A hundred thousand pairs of eyes - the combined might of every underling and Dersite left alive - turn your way, all controlled by the same hive mind as the colossus towering above them in stature and raw power both.
  119. [11:48] <Strategist14> Your adversary approaches, backed by an army that could topple the entire Medium if it so deigned. Authority exudes from every inch of this titanic Black King, screaming at every part of you to RUN AWAY.
  120. [11:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> I crack my knuckles and begin to walk towards him.
  121. [11:49] <Strategist14> Because you don't run. Even as, one by one, the army kneels down, ceases to follow along behind His Highness. They know this fight is his and his alone. He advances, brushing lilypads aside like so many specks of dust.
  122. [11:49] <Strategist14> A single force stands against him, and that is you.
  123. [11:50] <Strategist14> ... And then there's a spear in your chest.
  124. [11:50] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+100
  125. [11:50] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+100) [15+100] : {115}
  126. [11:50] <Strategist14> !Roll 10d10+50 damage
  127. [11:50] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (10d10+50) [51+50] : {101}
  128. [11:51] <Strategist14> Not so fair at all when it's just one on one, is it?
  129. [11:51] <Strategist14> Because it's not. See, as strong as you are, the Black King is still an endgame boss for C1S1’s full party of FOUR.
  130. [11:51] <Strategist14> And there's only one of you.
  131. [11:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> I've got some bullshit abilities though.
  132. [11:51] <Strategist14> Do me one more favour. Go back to that character sheet of yours, and quadruple your HP, AC, and all resistances.
  133. [11:52] <Strategist14> You're going to be doing the same to every dice roll you make during this strife.
  134. [11:52] <Strategist14> Time for a fair fight.
  135. [11:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> I rip out the spear and break it in half.
  136. [11:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "No telefrag this time"
  137. [11:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((am i allowed to request wish to make me grow to his size?))
  138. [11:53] <Strategist14> ((Why the heck not))
  139. [11:53] <Strategist14> You stand before the King of Derse, finally his equal.
  140. [11:53] <Strategist14> Your turn.
  141. [11:54] <Strategist14> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NTJsOwIZZqVD9x4nUR0hM91VM6phS_1CDa5qS8LUsp0/edit#gid=0
  142. [11:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> I let myself grow to full size and let Bahamut down to the floor.
  143. [11:55] <mitchepie> hi
  144. [11:55] <Strategist14> Bahamut, having grown with you, begins soundly thrashing the Dersite army surrounding you and The Black King.
  145. [11:56] <Strategist14> He's not the only one with minions, either.
  146. [11:57] == TornSkippito_ [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom
  147. [11:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Ready to do this bro?"
  148. [11:58] <Strategist14> Bahamut SCREEs. The King slowly nods.
  149. [11:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> I throw brofessor at the king.
  150. [11:59] <mitchepie> (may i join)
  151. [11:59] <inTheBushes> (shh)
  152. [11:59] <Strategist14> ((You may watch))
  153. [11:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> whats the damage roll for thrown shield at this point
  154. [11:59] <Strategist14> 1d4+Str
  155. [11:59] <Strategist14> Times 4
  156. [12:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> my str is like
  157. [12:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> 96
  158. [12:00] <yzabtech> ((join #RPGStuck_RedLotus for commentary and hype))
  159. [12:00] <Strategist14> Your Str mod is 7
  160. [12:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> darn
  161. [12:01] <Strategist14> Only quadrupling defences and HP. For attacks, you're going to roll normally and then quadruple the result.
  162. [12:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  163. [12:01] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [1+7] : {8}
  164. [12:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> 8*4
  165. [12:01] == ScaredDersite [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  166. [12:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 8*4
  167. [12:01] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20) [1] : {1}
  168. [12:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> drat it doenst do that anymore
  169. [12:01] <Strategist14> Darn it Tyche do better
  170. [12:01] <Strategist14> Also, y'still gotta roll to-hit
  171. [12:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  172. [12:01] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [11+7] : {18}
  173. [12:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> 18*4=72
  174. [12:02] <Strategist14> Barely a miss.
  175. [12:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> CAn i say it knocks his crown off?
  176. [12:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> if hes still got it
  177. [12:02] == ScaredDersite [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom
  178. [12:02] <Strategist14> There's no crown to be seen beneath the mash of gears and vegetation that makes up the king's body
  179. [12:03] <Strategist14> So no.
  180. [12:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> Got it
  181. [12:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> I point to him, then down.
  182. [12:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> End turn
  183. [12:04] <Strategist14> Your gauntlet flashes, and the Brofessor returns to you, floating in place and ready to defend.
  184. [12:05] <Strategist14> Your chest constricts in pain, and your breathing becomes shallow. The Black King casts Still Thy Beating Heart, and attempts to stop your vital organs from working.
  185. [12:06] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Str Resist
  186. [12:06] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [6+72] : {78}
  187. [12:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> mines 84
  188. [12:06] <Strategist14> And then it's gone. The king's attempt on your life failed.
  189. [12:06] <Strategist14> However.
  190. [12:07] <Strategist14> The battle raging around you both slows, as the gearwork that makes up the king's body begins to turn.
  191. [12:07] <Strategist14> The King uses Getting In Gear to take another turn, and in doing so casts Fight In The Shade.
  192. [12:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> I raise my shields.
  193. [12:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> Obviously this guy has never seen 300
  194. [12:08] <Strategist14> Millions of arrows are launched into Skaia's atmosphere, and rain down upon you.
  195. [12:09] <Strategist14> Can even your shields defend you from this many attacks?
  196. [12:09] <Strategist14> !Roll 3d4 attacks
  197. [12:09] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d4) [6] : {6}
  198. [12:09] <Strategist14> !Roll 6#1d20+92
  199. [12:09] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [16+92] : {108} (1d20+92) [4+92] : {96} (1d20+92) [1+92] : {93} (1d20+92) [16+92] : {108} (1d20+92) [3+92] : {95} (1d20+92) [11+92] : {103}
  200. [12:09] <Strategist14> Against AC
  201. [12:09] <Strategist14> The answer, apparently, is yes.
  202. [12:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> None hit.
  203. [12:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> 112 ac bitches
  204. [12:10] <Strategist14> This will repeat for two more turns until the sky is clear again.
  205. [12:10] <Strategist14> BK spends his minor action to charge up two Clock Counters, making up for the six he spent to take that extra turn
  206. [12:11] <Strategist14> The gears slow, and the world returns to motion
  207. [12:11] <Strategist14> Your turn
  208. [12:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> I dont want to let him just pepper me with arrows
  209. [12:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> I dash at him and throw him as high into the atmosphere as i can
  210. [12:11] <Strategist14> Roll Athletics twice
  211. [12:11] <Strategist14> One to grapple, one to throw
  212. [12:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> oh strat dont you know atheltics is alex's strong suit
  213. [12:12] <Strategist14> I'm well aware
  214. [12:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 2#1d20+27
  215. [12:12] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+27) [18+27] : {45} (1d20+27) [16+27] : {43}
  216. [12:12] <Strategist14> !Roll 2#1d20+75
  217. [12:12] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+75) [16+75] : {91} (1d20+75) [6+75] : {81}
  218. [12:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> 180
  219. [12:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> and 172
  220. [12:13] <Strategist14> You are suddenly treated to a scenario that can only be described as "Why is there a Black King in the sky WTF"
  221. [12:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> I use the wings Lyra gave me to simultaneously jump, fly, and punch at him.
  222. [12:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> In.
  223. [12:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> Space.
  224. [12:13] <Strategist14> Heck freaking yes.
  225. [12:13] <Strategist14> Roll to hit.
  226. [12:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  227. [12:14] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [1+7] : {8}
  228. [12:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> of
  229. [12:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> fuckig course
  230. [12:14] <Strategist14> You are now stranded in space with the Black King
  231. [12:14] <Strategist14> It is now his turn.
  232. [12:14] <Strategist14> First of all, BK gains another Clock Counter back, putting him at 9/12
  233. [12:15] <Strategist14> Second of all, that music you've been hearing begins to swell
  234. [12:15] <Strategist14> The Black King casts Nihil Fortior Rex, and the music - how can you even hear it in space? - becomes pain.
  235. [12:15] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+55 vs Cha Resist
  236. [12:15] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+55) [18+55] : {73}
  237. [12:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> 64
  238. [12:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> hit
  239. [12:16] <Strategist14> !Roll 4d8+5 damage
  240. [12:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (4d8+5) [18+5] : {23}
  241. [12:16] <Strategist14> This will repeat for the next four turns, until the effect wears off.
  242. [12:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((did the spear damage wear off after i grew))
  243. [12:17] <Strategist14> ((It did not. You're still at max HP minus 101))
  244. [12:17] <Strategist14> ((Your new max, though))
  245. [12:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> 82% hp
  246. [12:18] <Strategist14> BK is still sitting nice and easy at 100%
  247. [12:18] <Strategist14> Though speaking of things that repeat, those arrows don't seem to be doing him much good now that you're in space
  248. [12:19] <Strategist14> That doesn't stop him from using Endless Quivers to shoot you four more times, though
  249. [12:19] <Strategist14> !Roll 4#1d20+92
  250. [12:19] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [17+92] : {109} (1d20+92) [4+92] : {96} (1d20+92) [6+92] : {98} (1d20+92) [18+92] : {110}
  251. [12:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> None hit again
  252. [12:19] <Strategist14> As per usual, all misses. BK is now down to 4/8 quivers.
  253. [12:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((@all the spectators dont forget alex is doing this all in a suit))
  254. [12:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((that is all))
  255. [12:20] <Strategist14> However. This time he's going to use his minor action for something else.
  256. [12:20] <Strategist14> BK casts Temporal Hop, and time ticks forward by one turn
  257. [12:21] <Strategist14> That means the song keeps on stinging
  258. [12:21] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+55 vs Cha
  259. [12:21] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+55) [8+55] : {63}
  260. [12:21] <Strategist14> The barest of misses
  261. [12:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex barely resists
  262. [12:21] <Strategist14> You're stronger than just some music
  263. [12:22] <Strategist14> BK recharges 1 Clock Counter and 1 Arrow Quiver, as they recharge once per turn.
  264. [12:22] <Strategist14> Your turn.
  265. [12:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> I fly toward him in space and throw him at the battlefield, into the middle of his army
  266. [12:23] <Strategist14> And Bahamut?
  267. [12:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> its a big planet
  268. [12:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> ill aim as far away from him as possible
  269. [12:23] <Strategist14> Roll. Once to grapple, once to throw
  270. [12:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 2#1d20+27
  271. [12:23] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+27) [18+27] : {45} (1d20+27) [2+27] : {29}
  272. [12:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> ass rolls
  273. [12:24] <Strategist14> !Roll 2#1d20+75
  274. [12:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> i mean the first one was good
  275. [12:24] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+75) [2+75] : {77} (1d20+75) [15+75] : {90}
  276. [12:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> if theyre getting *4, both beat resistance
  277. [12:24] <Strategist14> And yet, still enough. Almost like you've got three of yourself helping you
  278. [12:25] <Strategist14> Seems fair. The Black King slams into the ground, absolutely obliterating a vast portion of his army, and leaving a blood-streaked crater around him
  279. [12:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> What action did that use?
  280. [12:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> and what damage roll?
  281. [12:26] <Strategist14> I'm gonna say full turn. Grapple and throw should each be a standard action normally, but that was creative enough to be worth fudging the rules a bit for
  282. [12:26] <Strategist14> Let's say terminal velocity for getting launched from space is 50d10
  283. [12:26] <Strategist14> Your attack. You roll it.
  284. [12:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 50d10
  285. [12:27] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (50d10) [301] : {301}
  286. [12:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> dude thats almost all his hp
  287. [12:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> 3/5
  288. [12:27] <Strategist14> The king is reduced to a bloody pulp in one shot.
  289. [12:27] <Strategist14> Except for one thing
  290. [12:28] <Strategist14> Potatoes grow underground.
  291. [12:28] <Strategist14> Tendrils emerge from the ruined body, burrowing deep into the core of Skaia and wrapping themselves around the walls of the crater
  292. [12:28] <Strategist14> BK gains 151 Max HP
  293. [12:29] <Strategist14> He descends deeper into the planet's core, but not before shooting you with another metric ton of arrows.
  294. [12:30] <Strategist14> These ones aimed upwards into space at you, instead of for the sake of raining down
  295. [12:30] <Strategist14> !Roll 3d4 attacks
  296. [12:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d4) [9] : {9}
  297. [12:30] <Strategist14> !Roll 9#1d20+92
  298. [12:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [11+92] : {103} (1d20+92) [7+92] : {99} (1d20+92) [12+92] : {104} (1d20+92) [12+92] : {104} (1d20+92) [1+92] : {93} (1d20+92) [19+92] : {111} (1d20+92) [7+92] : {99} (1d20+92) [14+92] : {106} (1d20+92) [16+92] :
  299. [12:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> maybe its time to up his bonus >:)
  300. [12:31] <Strategist14> Indeed. BK activates his Overgrowth passive
  301. [12:31] <Strategist14> The roll of 106 receives +2 to hit, and one of the 104s receives +4 to hit.
  302. [12:32] <Strategist14> BK is down to 10/16 Growth Tokens, and that makes three hits against your 108 AC
  303. [12:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> if only i had taken more damage
  304. [12:32] <Strategist14> !Roll 3#3d6 damage
  305. [12:32] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6) [9] : {9} (3d6) [12] : {12} (3d6) [9] : {9}
  306. [12:33] <Strategist14> The fighting below you slows once more, a frozen tableau of Bahamut absolutely wrecking Dersite face
  307. [12:33] <Strategist14> BK uses Getting In Gear again. CC=5/12
  308. [12:34] <Strategist14> He now uses Reap The Harvest, and regains 50 HP immediately. This will continue for three more turns.
  309. [12:34] <Strategist14> Minor action on Temporal Hop, to skip everything one turn forward
  310. [12:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((KING CRIMSON))
  311. [12:35] <Strategist14> That's 1 recharges for AQ, CC, and GT, and a repeat of Fight In The Shade, Nihil Fortior Rex, and Reap The Harvest
  312. [12:35] <Strategist14> !Roll 3d4 arrow attacks
  313. [12:35] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d4) [5] : {5}
  314. [12:35] <Strategist14> !Roll 5#1d20+92
  315. [12:35] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [9+92] : {101} (1d20+92) [1+92] : {93} (1d20+92) [7+92] : {99} (1d20+92) [14+92] : {106} (1d20+92) [14+92] : {106}
  316. [12:36] <Strategist14> Again. +2 to each 106, at the expense of 4 GT
  317. [12:36] <Strategist14> !Roll 2#3d6 damage
  318. [12:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6) [10] : {10} (3d6) [12] : {12}
  319. [12:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> Now ive got that nice 112 AC
  320. [12:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> it now takes a 20 to hit mean with a measly 92 bonus
  321. [12:36] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+55 vs Cha Resist, via Nihil Fortior Rex
  322. [12:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+55) [20+55] : {75}
  323. [12:37] <Strategist14> And there's your 20
  324. [12:37] <Strategist14> !Roll 8d8+5
  325. [12:37] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (8d8+5) [27+5] : {32}
  326. [12:37] <Strategist14> Finally, BK heals from the accelerated Reap The Harvest, putting him at 400/601 HP
  327. [12:37] <Strategist14> Your turn.
  328. [12:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> I fly at him from space, downward to punch him right int he darn face
  329. [12:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> do i get any bonus from thousands of pounds of momentum?
  330. [12:39] <Strategist14> Keeping in mind you'd have to fly directly through that last turn of arrows?
  331. [12:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> 3d4 of em?
  332. [12:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> yeah
  333. [12:39] <Strategist14> Sure. If you hit, call it a crit.
  334. [12:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  335. [12:39] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [15+7] : {22}
  336. [12:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> 22*4=88
  337. [12:39] <Strategist14> Beats 75 AC
  338. [12:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 12d6+7
  339. [12:40] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (12d6+7) [40+7] : {47}
  340. [12:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  341. [12:40] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [4+7] : {11}
  342. [12:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> 11+47=58
  343. [12:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> 58*4=232
  344. [12:40] <Strategist14> !Roll 3d4 arrows
  345. [12:40] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d4) [6] : {6}
  346. [12:40] <Strategist14> !Roll 6#1d20+92
  347. [12:40] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [3+92] : {95} (1d20+92) [18+92] : {110} (1d20+92) [18+92] : {110} (1d20+92) [4+92] : {96} (1d20+92) [10+92] : {102} (1d20+92) [7+92] : {99}
  348. [12:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> None hit
  349. [12:41] <Strategist14> +2 to both 110s, as the arrows dramatically enlarge themselves for the sake of smashing into you
  350. [12:41] <Strategist14> !Roll 2#3d6
  351. [12:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6) [11] : {11} (3d6) [11] : {11}
  352. [12:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> 2/3 hp
  353. [12:41] <Strategist14> King is down to 3/12 GT. He can't keep that up much more.
  354. [12:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> How is the planet of the battlefield doing?
  355. [12:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> Any big cracks?
  356. [12:42] <Strategist14> Other than the crater you just deepened, nothing
  357. [12:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> What actions do i still have?
  358. [12:42] <Strategist14> Minor
  359. [12:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> Would you allow jumping up and stomping him into the ground?
  360. [12:43] <Strategist14> Not without a standard action, sorry
  361. [12:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> got it
  362. [12:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> I punch the ground next to his head and laugh
  363. [12:44] <Strategist14> Wanna roll Intimidate?
  364. [12:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> sure
  365. [12:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+2
  366. [12:44] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [1+2] : {3}
  367. [12:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> great
  368. [12:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> greeeat
  369. [12:44] <Strategist14> Your voice cracks, but that still sorta counts as a laugh... right?
  370. [12:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> totally ;-;
  371. [12:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> end
  372. [12:45] <Strategist14> BK's turn. He heals again, and you get hurt by the music some more
  373. [12:45] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+55 vs Cha
  374. [12:45] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+55) [15+55] : {70}
  375. [12:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> hit
  376. [12:45] <Strategist14> !Roll 4d8+5 damage
  377. [12:45] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (4d8+5) [24+5] : {29}
  378. [12:46] <Strategist14> BK recharges 1 each of AQ, GT, and CC.
  379. [12:47] <Strategist14> Now he's going to use another fun little power of his. This one is called King Of Life.
  380. [12:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((i see that intermission ability and im worried ooc))
  381. [12:47] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Dex Resist
  382. [12:47] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [18+72] : {90}
  383. [12:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> 64
  384. [12:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> there is no way he failed that
  385. [12:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> other than a 1
  386. [12:48] <Strategist14> Vinelike tendrils burst from the crater walls and grab hold of you, lifting you into the air above the mass that used to be the king
  387. [12:48] <Strategist14> !Roll 4d10+30 damage
  388. [12:48] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (4d10+30) [37+30] : {67}
  389. [12:48] * Alexander_Pyrite screams in pain
  390. [12:49] <Strategist14> BK then burns through another 6 CC to impale you with one of those spears of his
  391. [12:49] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+100 to hit
  392. [12:49] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+100) [14+100] : {114}
  393. [12:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> hit
  394. [12:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> too bad i didnt take 3% more damage or it wouldnt have been
  395. [12:49] <Strategist14> !Roll 10d10+50 damage.
  396. [12:49] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (10d10+50) [57+50] : {107}
  397. [12:50] <Strategist14> ((Still has enough GT for +4 to hit))
  398. [12:50] <Strategist14> This is what we might call
  399. [12:50] <Strategist14> And what the music DOES in fact change to call
  400. [12:51] <Strategist14> Getting shot through the heart
  401. [12:51] <Strategist14> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY64UWKfPJg
  402. [12:51] <Strategist14> This is the new background music BK starts to play.
  403. [12:52] <Strategist14> Lastly, the fragmented remains of the king's gear system start trying to restart themselves. Minor action for +2 CC.
  404. [12:52] <Strategist14> Your turn.
  405. [12:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> I rip out the spear
  406. [12:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Really, with the music?!"
  407. [12:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> I jump and stomp him into the ground, simultaneously imapling hi with his own spear.
  408. [12:53] <Strategist14> You're still grappled
  409. [12:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> Oh right
  410. [12:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> Break free
  411. [12:53] <Strategist14> Standard action to try and free yourself
  412. [12:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  413. [12:54] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [7+7] : {14}
  414. [12:54] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+75
  415. [12:54] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+75) [6+75] : {81}
  416. [12:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> 56
  417. [12:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> ouch this is gonna take a while
  418. [12:54] <Strategist14> Antigrapple is an Athletics check
  419. [12:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> so it is
  420. [12:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> psyche 136
  421. [12:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> hes free
  422. [12:54] <Strategist14> You're free, but that's still your standard action taken to fight off the vines
  423. [12:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> Can i ri out the spear and throw it at him?
  424. [12:55] <Strategist14> Why not
  425. [12:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> no mod?
  426. [12:55] <Strategist14> No damage mod, though.
  427. [12:55] <Strategist14> Yeah
  428. [12:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> but still to hit right
  429. [12:55] <Strategist14> Yes
  430. [12:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  431. [12:56] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [6+7] : {13}
  432. [12:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> 52, nada
  433. [12:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> I jump back a few paces and square off again
  434. [12:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> im hurting
  435. [12:56] <Strategist14> The King's turn
  436. [12:56] <Strategist14> Nihil Fortior Rex - his theme song - finishes itself up
  437. [12:57] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+55 vs Cha Resist
  438. [12:57] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+55) [7+55] : {62}
  439. [12:57] <Strategist14> But by now, you're already used to it
  440. [12:58] <Strategist14> He also finishes regenerating, and the roots he's embedded himself into the crater walls with shrivel up and disappear after one last +50 HP
  441. [12:58] <Strategist14> This doesn't mean he's done attacking, though
  442. [12:59] <Strategist14> The King, using that earbuds prototype to its full potential, starts to scream.
  443. [12:59] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con Resist: By Royal Decree
  444. [12:59] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72
  445. [12:59] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [1+72] : {73}
  446. [12:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> critfail your turn mofo
  447. [13:00] <Strategist14> The BK's voice also cracks. You both share a moment of sympathy with each other
  448. [13:00] <Strategist14> This sympathy is interrupted by four arrows getting shot at you from the dead roots.
  449. [13:00] <Strategist14> !Roll 4#1d20+92 vs AC
  450. [13:00] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [13+92] : {105} (1d20+92) [5+92] : {97} (1d20+92) [15+92] : {107} (1d20+92) [8+92] : {100}
  451. [13:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> all miss and he doesnt have enough to get to 116
  452. [13:01] <Strategist14> Eeyup
  453. [13:01] <Strategist14> BK's minor action continues to attempt to get those gears of his restarted, which causes 1 turn to skip ahead and help recharge his resources
  454. [13:01] <Strategist14> Your turn
  455. [13:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> I jump at him and dig my gauntlets into his body and rip out the gears as much as i can.
  456. [13:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> what rolls?
  457. [13:03] <Strategist14> Normal attack rolls. If you hit, roll again to see if you specifically manage to hit a gear or just some other part
  458. [13:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  459. [13:03] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [10+7] : {17}
  460. [13:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> 68
  461. [13:03] <Strategist14> Keep in mind, your gauntlets have Combo so you can swing once each
  462. [13:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  463. [13:03] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [3+7] : {10}
  464. [13:03] <Strategist14> 68 fails to do any lasting damage
  465. [13:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> damn
  466. [13:03] <Strategist14> So does 40
  467. [13:04] <Strategist14> The King's turn begins with another four arrows, in the vague hope that one of them will crit
  468. [13:04] <Strategist14> !Roll 4#1d20+92
  469. [13:04] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [7+92] : {99} (1d20+92) [19+92] : {111} (1d20+92) [5+92] : {97} (1d20+92) [20+92] : {112}
  470. [13:04] <Strategist14> Oh hey cool a crit
  471. [13:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> and it does
  472. [13:04] <Strategist14> !Roll 3d6 damage
  473. [13:04] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6) [9] : {9}
  474. [13:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> Wawit strat time out
  475. [13:05] <Strategist14> Mm?
  476. [13:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> for my feat Saiyan Strength, does the .25 bonus effect his to hit rolls as well?
  477. [13:05] <Strategist14> No, just damage
  478. [13:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> got it
  479. [13:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> continue
  480. [13:06] <Strategist14> You take 9 damage when one arrow happens to lightly graze you
  481. [13:06] <Strategist14> BK thinks now might be a good time to try the whole "stop your heart from beating" thing, while he still has clockwork powers to do so with
  482. [13:06] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Str resist
  483. [13:06] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [6+72] : {78}
  484. [13:07] <Strategist14> Which would be a failure. Normally.
  485. [13:07] <Strategist14> But he's got 7 GT to work with. And by spending 6 of them for +6 to hit on top of that...
  486. [13:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> he wins ties right?
  487. [13:08] <Strategist14> Your internal organs aren't frozen in time. But they DO start to swell in a monumentally uncomfortable way
  488. [13:08] <Strategist14> Eeyup, ties hit
  489. [13:08] <Strategist14> !Roll 12d12+50 damage
  490. [13:08] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (12d12+50) [101+50] : {151}
  491. [13:09] <Strategist14> Uncomfortable is starting to feel like an understatement
  492. [13:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> "AAARG!"
  493. [13:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> 15% hp
  494. [13:09] <Strategist14> He screeches back
  495. [13:09] <Strategist14> Minor action to buy himself some time and gain 2 CC, and then your turn
  496. [13:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> Time for a vanilla one two punch.
  497. [13:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> No more gams
  498. [13:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  499. [13:10] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [17+7] : {24}
  500. [13:10] <Strategist14> Hit.
  501. [13:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> 96
  502. [13:10] <Strategist14> Wanna roll again to go for the gears?
  503. [13:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> No, ill take this for now
  504. [13:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7+1d4+7
  505. [13:11] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [19+7] : {26}
  506. [13:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> wait did that work
  507. [13:11] <Strategist14> Do the 1d4+7 separately
  508. [13:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  509. [13:11] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [1+7] : {8}
  510. [13:11] <Strategist14> So 34*4 damage
  511. [13:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> nope
  512. [13:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> 4.5
  513. [13:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> 153
  514. [13:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> Saiyan strength
  515. [13:12] <Strategist14> Ah, yes. The 1.5 multiplier
  516. [13:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> With my combo, i would like to go for the gears and shove my hand into his chest
  517. [13:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  518. [13:12] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [4+7] : {11}
  519. [13:12] <Strategist14> That's separate from the quadruple, by the way
  520. [13:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((killing me andres))
  521. [13:12] <Strategist14> They're multiplicative, not additive. 34*4*1.5
  522. [13:13] <Strategist14> 204 damage
  523. [13:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> well fun
  524. [13:13] <Strategist14> King is reduced to 164/837 HP.
  525. [13:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((mind if we take a 5 minute break? gotta shove some food down my throat))
  526. [13:13] <Strategist14> ((Go for it))
  527. [13:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> g
  528. [13:20] <Strategist14> g
  529. [13:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> go
  530. [13:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> sorry i thought that was slang for go
  531. [13:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> anyway
  532. [13:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> i rolled a weak attempt at ripping his innards out
  533. [13:21] <Strategist14> So you did
  534. [13:21] <yzabtech> n is slang for "no of course g isn't slang for go you friccin moron"
  535. [13:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> watch a dota pro game nerd
  536. [13:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> epople asying g all the time
  537. [13:21] <yzabtech> i'm just kidding
  538. [13:21] <inTheBushes> ^
  539. [13:22] <yzabtech> jsut a prank bro
  540. [13:22] <yzabtech> just*
  541. [13:22] <Strategist14> The King, having noticed he's actually pretty close to dying himself right now, decides the best option for him is to go back to using his PotatoPower™ to absorb energy from the ground he's surrounded with
  542. [13:22] <Strategist14> BK regains 50 HP
  543. [13:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> hes like that guy in percy jackson
  544. [13:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> too bad alex never read percy jackson
  545. [13:22] <Strategist14> A moment of silence for the poor dead reference
  546. [13:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> hey that was a good book series
  547. [13:23] <Strategist14> It was
  548. [13:23] <Strategist14> Another moment of silence as BK uses Temporal Hop to make that effect repeat immediately instead of waiting another turn
  549. [13:24] <Strategist14> This also, of course, recharges one each of his limited resources AQ, GT, and CC.
  550. [13:24] <Strategist14> Your turn
  551. [13:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> Time to go on the offensive once again
  552. [13:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> combo vanialla attack
  553. [13:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  554. [13:24] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [9+7] : {16}
  555. [13:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> Not enough
  556. [13:24] <Strategist14> Not quite
  557. [13:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> I guess he deflects it
  558. [13:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> I decide to pick him up and throw him once again
  559. [13:25] <Strategist14> Your fist kinda just sinks into the potato
  560. [13:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> Actually no
  561. [13:25] <Strategist14> Roll athletics if you like, but keep in mind he's currently got himself rooted into the ground
  562. [13:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> Im gonna hit him again
  563. [13:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> yeah
  564. [13:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  565. [13:25] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [7+7] : {14}
  566. [13:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> ugh
  567. [13:25] <Strategist14> Also no
  568. [13:26] <Strategist14> BK gains another +1 to his stuff, along with another 50 HP.
  569. [13:26] <Strategist14> He's then going to immediately start out with a minor action for Temporal Hop, to do all that again. The roots, having been accelerated twice now, fall away
  570. [13:27] <Strategist14> And now he yells at you a bunch
  571. [13:27] <Strategist14> Probably for not getting a certain reference
  572. [13:27] <Strategist14> By Royal Decree
  573. [13:27] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con Resist
  574. [13:27] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [7+72] : {79}
  575. [13:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> NO sir
  576. [13:28] <Strategist14> Yeah he just spends 1 GT to get the +1 to hit he needs
  577. [13:28] <Strategist14> He's been recharging it, if you remember
  578. [13:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> darn
  579. [13:29] <Strategist14> And that, augmented and echoed over on itself again by the crater walls surrounding you both, is pretty darn painful.
  580. [13:29] <Strategist14> !Roll 40d4 damage.
  581. [13:29] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (40d4) [93] : {93}
  582. [13:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> i have 10hp remaininhg
  583. [13:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> barely a percent
  584. [13:30] <Strategist14> Your ears ring. Your entire body aches. You can't hear anything, you can barely FEEL anything except for the screaming pain that persists through every part of your being
  585. [13:30] <Strategist14> It's your turn. Make it count.
  586. [13:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> I yell in anger and go for one final combo.
  587. [13:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  588. [13:31] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [12+7] : {19}
  589. [13:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> Praise the lord
  590. [13:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  591. [13:31] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [27+7] : {34}
  592. [13:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  593. [13:31] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [2+7] : {9}
  594. [13:31] <Strategist14> You're below 1/4 HP. That means you're up to *4*1.5 damage multiplier
  595. [13:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> 258
  596. [13:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> he has less health than i do
  597. [13:32] <Strategist14> The king staggers
  598. [13:32] <Strategist14> ... But doesn't fall
  599. [13:33] <Strategist14> In fact, he almost seems bigger and angrier than before you hit him
  600. [13:33] <Strategist14> HP: 135/866
  601. [13:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> Ive still got one punch to throw
  602. [13:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  603. [13:33] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [2+7] : {9}
  604. [13:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> of course
  605. [13:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex backs up and puts some distance between him and the monster
  606. [13:34] <Strategist14> The monster answers distance the same way it always does.
  607. [13:34] <Strategist14> Spear Falls, You Die
  608. [13:34] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+100 vs AC
  609. [13:34] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+100) [5+100] : {105}
  610. [13:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> surprisingly not a hit
  611. [13:34] <Strategist14> -6 CC to try again
  612. [13:34] <Strategist14> The battle around you slows to a stop, then begins to go in reverse
  613. [13:35] <Strategist14> The spear, having missed you by a fair amount, also backs up
  614. [13:35] <Strategist14> And then he tries again
  615. [13:35] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+100 vs AC
  616. [13:35] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+100) [20+100] : {120}
  617. [13:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> oh
  618. [13:35] <Strategist14> And so it was.
  619. [13:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> I fall to my knees
  620. [13:36] <Strategist14> The Black King of Derse rises, and laughs.
  621. [13:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> My stomache perforated with a statue of liberty sized spear in my chest
  622. [13:37] <Strategist14> !Roll 20d10+50 damage.
  623. [13:37] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (20d10+50) [82+50] : {132}
  624. [13:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex is now at -120 damage
  625. [13:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> Hes come so far
  626. [13:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> Dealt with impossible challenges only gods and mosnsters could comprehend
  627. [13:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> and he isnt done
  628. [13:38] <Strategist14> Alex: Rise Up.
  629. [13:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> He rips the spear out, for the third time, and gains a burst of energy.
  630. [13:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> Its not a lot, but its enough.
  631. [13:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> One final round
  632. [13:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  633. [13:38] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [10+7] : {17}
  634. [13:39] <Strategist14> Advantage. BK doesn't think you're alive.
  635. [13:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  636. [13:39] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [5+7] : {12}
  637. [13:39] <Strategist14> Yeah you still miss
  638. [13:39] <Strategist14> But on the plus side
  639. [13:39] <Strategist14> BK still doesn't think you're alive
  640. [13:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> Combob
  641. [13:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  642. [13:39] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [4+7] : {11}
  643. [13:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  644. [13:39] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [6+7] : {13}
  645. [13:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> what is up tyche
  646. [13:39] <Strategist14> Yeah you got nothing
  647. [13:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> Dont suppose he could tackle him
  648. [13:40] <Strategist14> Not this turn
  649. [13:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> yeah i expected that
  650. [13:40] <Strategist14> BK spends his own turn raining spears down upon the battlefield where Bahamut is still fighting off the entire combined forces of Derse
  651. [13:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> I'm gonna use taunt, for funsies
  652. [13:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> He is now forced to attack me
  653. [13:41] <Strategist14> Is that a free action?
  654. [13:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> we never decided
  655. [13:41] <Strategist14> Ah what the heck
  656. [13:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> we also never decided if it was just focusing him or physically attacking
  657. [13:41] <Strategist14> BK, suddenly aware that you're not only not dead, but are in fact alive, points those deathspear-arrows at you instead
  658. [13:41] <Strategist14> !Roll 3d4 attacks
  659. [13:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d4) [5] : {5}
  660. [13:42] <Strategist14> !Roll 5#1d20+92 vs AC
  661. [13:42] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [8+92] : {100} (1d20+92) [13+92] : {105} (1d20+92) [19+92] : {111} (1d20+92) [16+92] : {108} (1d20+92) [12+92] : {104}
  662. [13:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> None come even close
  663. [13:42] <Strategist14> Your turn.
  664. [13:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex is faster than eyesight and bullshit spears
  665. [13:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> I snatch one out of the air and embed it in the bk's head, sideways, right through his temple
  666. [13:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  667. [13:42] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [16+7] : {23}
  668. [13:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((fucking finally god))
  669. [13:43] <Strategist14> And that, my friend, is a hit.
  670. [13:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> damage roll for op spear?
  671. [13:43] <Strategist14> 5d10
  672. [13:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 5d10+7
  673. [13:43] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (5d10+7) [36+7] : {43}
  674. [13:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> another 258
  675. [13:44] <Strategist14> HP: 6/995
  676. [13:44] <Strategist14> The king staggers
  677. [13:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex kicks him over, sparta style
  678. [13:45] <Strategist14> Roll.
  679. [13:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  680. [13:45] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [16+7] : {23}
  681. [13:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d1+7
  682. [13:46] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d1+7) [1+7] : {8}
  683. [13:46] <Strategist14> *4*1.5 damage = 48 damage.
  684. [13:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> oh right that
  685. [13:47] <Strategist14> The King of Derse is reduced to 0/1000 HP.
  686. [13:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> I pick him up and throw him again into the atmosphere
  687. [13:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> No potato ass shit going on here
  688. [13:47] <Strategist14> Good call
  689. [13:48] <Strategist14> Except for one key thing
  690. [13:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> omg
  691. [13:48] <Strategist14> BK has enough CC to take a turn.
  692. [13:48] <Strategist14> One more turn.
  693. [13:48] <Strategist14> And he's going to use that turn.
  694. [13:49] <Strategist14> To cast the one power he never got the chance to.
  695. [13:49] <Strategist14> Intermission.
  696. [13:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((dammit))
  697. [13:49] <Strategist14> The Black King takes an extended rest.
  698. [13:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((lmao rip spreadsheet))
  699. [13:50] <Strategist14> Time stops. Everything stops.
  700. [13:50] <Strategist14> It's all over.
  701. [13:51] <Strategist14> But he'll be back.
  702. [13:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> Hes gone?
  703. [13:52] <Strategist14> He's gone.
  704. [13:52] <Strategist14> He's regenerating, but he's gone.
  705. [13:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> I allow myself to shrink
  706. [13:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> Which actually means im at 0 hp
  707. [13:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> i hope lyra is paying attention
  708. [13:52] <Strategist14> Lyra is offscreen right now, writing a cutscene
  709. [13:52] <Strategist14> It's just you here
  710. [13:53] <Strategist14> You and Bahamut
  711. [13:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> Hows bahamut?
  712. [13:53] <Strategist14> He's doing better than you'd expect for someone facing the entire Dersite army
  713. [13:54] <Strategist14> Bearing in mind, you did pump him up to be as strong as them, and then you squashed a decent amount of it for him
  714. [13:54] <Strategist14> But he can't help you either
  715. [13:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> so alex needs to roll saving throws
  716. [13:55] <Strategist14> Just for fun
  717. [13:55] <Strategist14> d20+con
  718. [13:55] == Alexander_Pyrite [~Alex@2605:a601:130:5900:f01b:1a1c:5cae:6ee7] has left #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom [Leaving]
  719. [13:55] == Alexander_Pyrite [~Alex@2605:a601:130:5900:f01b:1a1c:5cae:6ee7] has joined #RPGStuck_EmptyRoom
  720. [13:55] <Strategist14> Welp
  721. [13:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> whoops
  722. [13:55] <Strategist14> Oh no you're back
  723. [13:55] <Strategist14> That wasn't you dying after all
  724. [13:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  725. [13:56] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [5+6] : {11}
  726. [13:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> maybe it is :|
  727. [13:56] <Strategist14> 1/3 successes
  728. [13:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  729. [13:56] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [1+6] : {7}
  730. [13:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> oh no
  731. [13:56] <Strategist14> 2/3 failures
  732. [13:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  733. [13:56] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [10+6] : {16}
  734. [13:56] <Strategist14> 2/3 successes
  735. [13:56] <Strategist14> "hey bro"
  736. [13:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  737. [13:56] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [13+6] : {19}
  738. [13:57] <Strategist14> Stabilized at 0 HP
  739. [13:57] <Strategist14> Bahamut's battle rages around you.
  740. [13:57] <Strategist14> But you?
  741. [13:57] <Strategist14> The only thing that really matters to you right now is sleep.
  742. [13:57] <Strategist14> "bro"
  743. [13:58] <Strategist14> "cmon bro i died for you"
  744. [13:58] <Strategist14> "least you can do is pay some respect to your brofessor"
  745. [13:58] <Strategist14> "bro get up"
  746. [13:59] <Strategist14> "... bro?"
  747. [13:59] <Strategist14> You don't hear the rest of what your shield says.
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  749. [14:00] <Strategist14> You're busy, having woken up back in your dream body
  750. [14:01] <Strategist14> On Derse, in Lyra's bedroom, exactly where she said she left you
  751. [14:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> I sit up, and rub my face
  752. [14:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> I fly out and lookl around the city
  753. [14:02] <Strategist14> Wreckage. Just like you left it
  754. [14:02] <Strategist14> Make me a Perception check, okay?
  755. [14:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20
  756. [14:03] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20) [17] : {17}
  757. [14:04] <Strategist14> Turns out you're better at throwing than you thought.
  758. [14:04] <Strategist14> Because guess who's en route to Derse?
  759. [14:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> I swear and dart back into lyra's room
  760. [14:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> Anything that i could use as a weapon or shield?
  761. [14:05] <Strategist14> It's a dream room.
  762. [14:05] <Strategist14> ANYTHING can be your weapon or shield. Remember?
  763. [14:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> Right right
  764. [14:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> ALex dreams up his grear.
  765. [14:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> Gauntlets, 2 shields, and chainmail
  766. [14:05] <Strategist14> And dress suit
  767. [14:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> That too
  768. [14:07] <Strategist14> Regarding that copy of the Brofessor you just dreamed up
  769. [14:07] <Strategist14> Want him conscious or back to the silent shield you'd been working with for most of that first fight?
  770. [14:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex would make him silent
  771. [14:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> there is only one true bro
  772. [14:08] <Strategist14> Amen.
  773. [14:08] <Strategist14> The King arrives. You can tell because the planet just got smashed like a tin can in front of a train
  774. [14:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> I tentaively fly at him.
  775. [14:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> Am i growing?
  776. [14:09] <Strategist14> Eeyup
  777. [14:09] <Strategist14> ===== ROUND TWO =====
  778. [14:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> As i grow i pick up in speed, and yell in defiance
  779. [14:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> I go for his gears for real this time
  780. [14:10] <Strategist14> He looks at you in something almost resembling fear
  781. [14:10] <Strategist14> Make your attacks
  782. [14:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  783. [14:10] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [7+7] : {14}
  784. [14:10] <Strategist14> Nope
  785. [14:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  786. [14:10] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [10+7] : {17}
  787. [14:11] <Strategist14> Also nope
  788. [14:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> I go for his gears but nothjing sticks
  789. [14:11] <Strategist14> There's nothing here for him to latch onto. Skaia was a font of creative energy, but there's nothing in the core of Derse for him to heal through
  790. [14:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> implying alex would realize that
  791. [14:12] <Strategist14> The king's roots fail to take hold of anything, wasting his first action
  792. [14:13] <Strategist14> His second, brought on by 6 of his new set of 12 CC, is to recast Nihil Fortior Rex
  793. [14:13] <Strategist14> But even that doesn't stick. There's no army to back it up anymore
  794. [14:13] <Strategist14> The song plays, but it echoes desolately through the ruined streets of what had once been the Black King's home
  795. [14:13] <Strategist14> He's weak.
  796. [14:14] <Strategist14> Your turn.
  797. [14:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> I smile, and grapple him.
  798. [14:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+27
  799. [14:14] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+27) [10+27] : {37}
  800. [14:14] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+75
  801. [14:14] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+75) [19+75] : {94}
  802. [14:15] <Strategist14> Easy
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  804. [14:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> Now that hes on the ground, i give him a modless punch
  805. [14:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> what bonuses do i get for having grappled him?
  806. [14:15] <Strategist14> Nothing except that he can't get away
  807. [14:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  808. [14:15] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [18+7] : {25}
  809. [14:16] <Strategist14> A hit
  810. [14:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  811. [14:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [26+7] : {33}
  812. [14:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  813. [14:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [3+7] : {10}
  814. [14:16] <Strategist14> No mods
  815. [14:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> right
  816. [14:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> 124
  817. [14:16] <Strategist14> I count 116
  818. [14:17] <Strategist14> 26+3=29, *4=116
  819. [14:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> im not sure how i got 31 adding 26 and 4
  820. [14:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> 3*
  821. [14:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> end turn
  822. [14:18] <Strategist14> He tries something else. Anything else.
  823. [14:18] <Strategist14> Still Thy Beating Heart
  824. [14:18] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con Resist
  825. [14:18] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [7+72] : {79}
  826. [14:18] <Strategist14> But it's just not enough
  827. [14:19] <Strategist14> This is your dream. And you're stronger than he is
  828. [14:19] <Strategist14> Your turn.
  829. [14:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> I dig both hands and gauntlets into his chest
  830. [14:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  831. [14:19] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [16+7] : {23}
  832. [14:19] <Strategist14> Hit
  833. [14:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> what to roll? its not really a pucnh
  834. [14:19] <Strategist14> Call it unarmed anyways, for damage
  835. [14:20] <Strategist14> You just also have your hands inside his chest now
  836. [14:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> I owuld like to rip him in half
  837. [14:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> hows that for damage
  838. [14:21] <Strategist14> S'call it an extra *2 damage
  839. [14:21] <Alexander_Pyrite> xool
  840. [14:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> cool*
  841. [14:22] <Strategist14> But then you're gonna be losing your grapple
  842. [14:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> sure
  843. [14:22] <Alexander_Pyrite> 8*2*4=64 which is pretty weak damage honestly
  844. [14:22] <Strategist14> A bit
  845. [14:23] <Strategist14> But you still tear a massive opening into the King's plantlike skin
  846. [14:23] <Strategist14> Internal wiring and gearwork is plainly visible for you
  847. [14:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> unless i can grapple with minor, i intimidate him
  848. [14:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+2
  849. [14:24] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [9+2] : {11}
  850. [14:24] <Strategist14> He's already afraid of you. Roll with advantage
  851. [14:24] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+2
  852. [14:24] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [15+2] : {17}
  853. [14:24] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+75
  854. [14:24] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+75) [17+75] : {92}
  855. [14:25] <Strategist14> ... Just not afraid enough to take any penalties for it
  856. [14:25] <Strategist14> End turn?
  857. [14:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> yepo
  858. [14:26] <Strategist14> From within his clockwork frame, the King shoots four arrows at you, point blank
  859. [14:26] <Strategist14> !Roll 4#1d20+92
  860. [14:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [9+92] : {101} (1d20+92) [18+92] : {110} (1d20+92) [19+92] : {111} (1d20+92) [6+92] : {98}
  861. [14:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> 2 hit
  862. [14:26] <Strategist14> !Roll 2#3d6
  863. [14:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6) [12] : {12} (3d6) [17] : {17}
  864. [14:27] <Strategist14> AQ is down to 4/8
  865. [14:27] <Strategist14> He tries to freeze you again. It has to work eventually, right?
  866. [14:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> :P
  867. [14:28] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Str Resist with Still Thy Beating Heart
  868. [14:28] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [11+72] : {83}
  869. [14:28] <Strategist14> +1 by spending a GT to make it hit
  870. [14:29] <Strategist14> Again, your body begins being stretched and reformed. This process is incredibly painful.
  871. [14:29] <Strategist14> !Roll 12d12+50 damage
  872. [14:29] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (12d12+50) [71+50] : {121}
  873. [14:29] <Strategist14> Your turn
  874. [14:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> I punch the exposed wires
  875. [14:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  876. [14:29] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [14+7] : {21}
  877. [14:29] <Strategist14> Hit
  878. [14:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  879. [14:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [26+7] : {33}
  880. [14:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  881. [14:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [4+7] : {11}
  882. [14:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> 176
  883. [14:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  884. [14:30] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [9+7] : {16}
  885. [14:30] <Strategist14> A miss, that time
  886. [14:30] <Strategist14> BK still howls in pain, however
  887. [14:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> End turn
  888. [14:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> alex is going to end this
  889. [14:31] <Strategist14> He continues to scream, but this time in anger. By Royal Decree
  890. [14:31] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con Resist
  891. [14:31] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [10+72] : {82}
  892. [14:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> thats a hit btw
  893. [14:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> 80 con res
  894. [14:31] <Strategist14> !Roll 40d4 damage
  895. [14:31] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (40d4) [106] : {106}
  896. [14:31] == StalkingBoss[SB] [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  897. [14:32] <Strategist14> Sound becomes pain
  898. [14:32] <Strategist14> And, because he's desperate, BK is going to follow up by burning through his last four AQ
  899. [14:32] <Strategist14> !Roll 4#1d20+92 vs AC
  900. [14:32] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [10+92] : {102} (1d20+92) [1+92] : {93} (1d20+92) [3+92] : {95} (1d20+92) [16+92] : {108}
  901. [14:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> nada unless cc
  902. [14:32] <Strategist14> GT
  903. [14:33] <Strategist14> +4 to the last one
  904. [14:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> that
  905. [14:33] <Strategist14> !Roll 3d6 damage
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  907. [14:33] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6) [13] : {13}
  908. [14:33] <Strategist14> He's getting desperate
  909. [14:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> Again punch
  910. [14:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  911. [14:33] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [13+7] : {20}
  912. [14:33] <Strategist14> Hit
  913. [14:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  914. [14:33] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [21+7] : {28}
  915. [14:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  916. [14:33] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [4+7] : {11}
  917. [14:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> 156
  918. [14:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> again
  919. [14:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  920. [14:34] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [13+7] : {20}
  921. [14:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  922. [14:34] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [14+7] : {21}
  923. [14:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  924. [14:34] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [3+7] : {10}
  925. [14:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> 124
  926. [14:34] <Strategist14> HP is -136/500
  927. [14:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> alex dont care hes already dead
  928. [14:34] <Strategist14> The King is slain.
  929. [14:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> if he doesnt move, alex is punching moew
  930. [14:35] <Strategist14> -6 CC to use Intermission again
  931. [14:35] <Strategist14> BK stops moving, but he'll be back up soon enough
  932. [14:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> I get on top of him, ready to fight again
  933. [14:36] <Strategist14> The King eventually revives once more
  934. [14:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "AAAHHHH"
  935. [14:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  936. [14:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [13+7] : {20}
  937. [14:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  938. [14:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [26+7] : {33}
  939. [14:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  940. [14:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [4+7] : {11}
  941. [14:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> 176
  942. [14:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  943. [14:37] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [14+7] : {21}
  944. [14:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  945. [14:37] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [18+7] : {25}
  946. [14:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  947. [14:37] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [1+7] : {8}
  948. [14:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> 132
  949. [14:37] <Strategist14> HP: 38/346
  950. [14:37] <Strategist14> The King is not having a good day
  951. [14:38] <Strategist14> But desperation, sometimes, is a wonderful thing
  952. [14:38] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+100 vs AC for Spear Falls, You Die
  953. [14:38] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+100) [20+100] : {120}
  954. [14:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> hit
  955. [14:39] <Strategist14> Crit
  956. [14:39] <Strategist14> !Roll 20d10+50 damage
  957. [14:39] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (20d10+50) [126+50] : {176}
  958. [14:39] <Strategist14> Then he shoots you with some more spears
  959. [14:39] <Strategist14> These ones are... quite a bit weaker, you notice
  960. [14:40] <Strategist14> !Roll 4#1d20+92
  961. [14:40] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [13+92] : {105} (1d20+92) [10+92] : {102} (1d20+92) [2+92] : {94} (1d20+92) [1+92] : {93}
  962. [14:40] <Strategist14> And, naturally, all fail to so much as scratch you
  963. [14:40] <Strategist14> Your turn
  964. [14:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> I, naturally, fucking whail on hi again
  965. [14:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  966. [14:40] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [11+7] : {18}
  967. [14:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  968. [14:40] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [19+7] : {26}
  969. [14:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> wait
  970. [14:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> is taht a hit
  971. [14:40] <Strategist14> That's actually a miss
  972. [14:40] <Strategist14> Just barely, though
  973. [14:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> whoops
  974. [14:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  975. [14:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [5+7] : {12}
  976. [14:41] <Strategist14> Another miss
  977. [14:41] <Strategist14> The King screeches at you again.
  978. [14:41] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con Resist
  979. [14:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [7+72] : {79}
  980. [14:41] <Strategist14> +1 via GT
  981. [14:42] <Strategist14> !Roll 40d4 damage
  982. [14:42] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (40d4) [106] : {106}
  983. [14:42] <Strategist14> Your turn
  984. [14:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> alex is getting low
  985. [14:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  986. [14:43] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [7+7] : {14}
  987. [14:43] <Strategist14> Nope
  988. [14:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  989. [14:43] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [10+7] : {17}
  990. [14:43] <Strategist14> Nope
  991. [14:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> god damn
  992. [14:44] <Strategist14> Again! The King's keening intensifies in sound. If those earbuds don't burst, then your eardrums very well might
  993. [14:44] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con
  994. [14:44] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [11+72] : {83}
  995. [14:44] <Strategist14> !Roll 40d4 damage
  996. [14:44] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (40d4) [107] : {107}
  997. [14:44] <Strategist14> Your turn
  998. [14:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
  999. [14:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  1000. [14:45] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [5+7] : {12}
  1001. [14:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  1002. [14:45] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [20+7] : {27}
  1003. [14:45] <Strategist14> There it is.
  1004. [14:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> thats what i like to see
  1005. [14:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 12d6+7
  1006. [14:45] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (12d6+7) [44+7] : {51}
  1007. [14:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  1008. [14:45] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [1+7] : {8}
  1009. [14:45] <Strategist14> 2d4
  1010. [14:45] <Strategist14> You crit
  1011. [14:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> 354
  1012. [14:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> casual
  1013. [14:46] <Strategist14> HP is -493/169
  1014. [14:46] <Strategist14> You hit him so hard he felt it in his max HP
  1015. [14:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex rips the spears out of his stomache and stab him in the elbows and knees
  1016. [14:46] <Strategist14> And yet, he still gets the chance to buy himself some time and use Intermission
  1017. [14:47] <Strategist14> This can't go on for much longer
  1018. [14:47] <Strategist14> The King, despite having been impaled, rises yet again
  1019. [14:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> my turn?
  1020. [14:48] <Strategist14> Your turn
  1021. [14:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  1022. [14:48] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [4+7] : {11}
  1023. [14:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  1024. [14:48] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [2+7] : {9}
  1025. [14:48] == inTheBushes [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  1026. [14:48] <Strategist14> Both misses
  1027. [14:49] <Strategist14> He really doesn't have anything left to do but scream and try to shoot you
  1028. [14:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> end turn
  1029. [14:49] <Strategist14> !Roll 2#1d20+92 vs AC
  1030. [14:49] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+92) [15+92] : {107} (1d20+92) [7+92] : {99}
  1031. [14:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> nope
  1032. [14:49] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con
  1033. [14:49] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [18+72] : {90}
  1034. [14:49] <Strategist14> !Roll 40d4
  1035. [14:49] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (40d4) [102] : {102}
  1036. [14:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> alex drops below 0 and gains temp hp
  1037. [14:51] <Strategist14> You aren't done yet. Blood might be dripping from your ears, and you might never hear again, but YOU. AREN'T. DONE. YET.
  1038. [14:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> I would like to rip out his voice box
  1039. [14:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  1040. [14:51] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [7+7] : {14}
  1041. [14:51] <Strategist14> You've still got easy access to the wires that trace back to the earbuds that are screaming so loud
  1042. [14:52] <Strategist14> But that won't cut it
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  1044. [14:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> I go again
  1045. [14:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  1046. [14:53] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [6+7] : {13}
  1047. [14:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> god damn
  1048. [14:53] <Strategist14> Another failure
  1049. [14:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> end turn
  1050. [14:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> ugh
  1051. [14:54] <Strategist14> It's you or him now. The gears are too damaged to do anything, his arrows are running low, and there's nothing his potato aspects can absorb to heal
  1052. [14:54] <Strategist14> This is all he has left
  1053. [14:54] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+72 vs Con
  1054. [14:54] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+72) [16+72] : {88}
  1055. [14:54] <Strategist14> !Roll 40d4 damage. You can't even hear it anymore, but the raw concussive force of the vibrations in the air still batter you
  1056. [14:54] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (40d4) [108] : {108}
  1057. [14:55] <Strategist14> Your turn
  1058. [14:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  1059. [14:55] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [3+7] : {10}
  1060. [14:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+7
  1061. [14:55] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [15+7] : {22}
  1062. [14:55] <Strategist14> There we go!
  1063. [14:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> finally
  1064. [14:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 6d6+7
  1065. [14:55] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (6d6+7) [19+7] : {26}
  1066. [14:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d4+7
  1067. [14:55] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d4+7) [3+7] : {10}
  1068. [14:55] <Strategist14> No mod though, since the second one was your combo attack
  1069. [14:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> arg right
  1070. [14:56] <Strategist14> Just 19+3
  1071. [14:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> 84
  1072. [14:56] <Strategist14> 132
  1073. [14:56] <Strategist14> 22*4=88, *1.5=132
  1074. [14:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> right
  1075. [14:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> that
  1076. [14:57] <Strategist14> This is, naturally, enough to obliterate it. Again.
  1077. [14:57] <Strategist14> -14/118 HP
  1078. [14:57] <Strategist14> He doesn't even have enough CC to take a free turn anymore
  1079. [14:57] <Strategist14> The king has been soundly defeated
  1080. [14:57] <Strategist14> It is done.
  1081. [14:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> Alex shrinks again, bloody, beaten and crying a bit
  1082. [14:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> He drops to negative hp
  1083. [14:58] <Strategist14> Time for death saves
  1084. [14:58] <Strategist14> On both sides
  1085. [14:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> take turns?
  1086. [14:59] <Strategist14> Eeyup
  1087. [14:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  1088. [14:59] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [9+6] : {15}
  1089. [14:59] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+25
  1090. [14:59] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+25) [11+25] : {36}
  1091. [14:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  1092. [14:59] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [15+6] : {21}
  1093. [14:59] <Strategist14> 1 and 1
  1094. [14:59] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+25
  1095. [14:59] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+25) [20+25] : {45}
  1096. [14:59] <Strategist14> 2... and a crit
  1097. [14:59] <Strategist14> The Black King stands.
  1098. [14:59] <Strategist14> He immediately uses Intermission.
  1099. [15:00] <Strategist14> Back to you.
  1100. [15:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  1101. [15:00] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [5+6] : {11}
  1102. [15:00] <Strategist14> And you're stabilized.
  1103. [15:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> How am i now?
  1104. [15:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> 1 hp?
  1105. [15:01] <Strategist14> 0 HP, but not dying
  1106. [15:02] <Strategist14> You'll heal after an extended rest
  1107. [15:02] <Strategist14> Now.
  1108. [15:03] <Strategist14> You just killed BK four times.
  1109. [15:03] <Strategist14> Take 8 levels for those
  1110. [15:03] <Strategist14> I suggest you pick a feat that lets you get back up.
  1111. [15:04] <Alexander_Pyrite> How about get Saiyan Durability procs con/2 times?
  1112. [15:04] <Strategist14> Done
  1113. [15:05] <Strategist14> Welcome back to the land of the living, Mr. Pyrite
  1114. [15:05] <Strategist14> You have Advantage. BK thinks you're dead.
  1115. [15:05] <Strategist14> Finish this.
  1116. [15:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> I spin him around and strangle him to death
  1117. [15:06] <Strategist14> Roll.
  1118. [15:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> athletics or str?
  1119. [15:07] <Strategist14> Athletics.
  1120. [15:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+27
  1121. [15:07] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+27) [16+27] : {43}
  1122. [15:07] <Strategist14> Advantage
  1123. [15:07] <Strategist14> Go for the crit
  1124. [15:07] <Strategist14> You got this
  1125. [15:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+27
  1126. [15:07] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+27) [18+27] : {45}
  1127. [15:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> aaaw
  1128. [15:07] <Strategist14> You don't got this but close enough
  1129. [15:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> I strangle him
  1130. [15:09] == yzabtech has changed nick to yzabtech[DM]
  1131. [15:09] == ScaredDersite [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  1132. [15:09] <Strategist14> And so it was.
  1133. [15:10] <Strategist14> The king is dead.
  1134. [15:10] <Strategist14> Forever.
  1135. [15:11] <Strategist14> Level up those last two times
  1136. [15:11] <Strategist14> You win.
  1137.  
  1138.  
  1139. [15:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> i should probably roll not dead rolls
  1140. [15:16] <Strategist14> Might be a good idea
  1141. [15:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> cool
  1142. [15:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> cool cool cool
  1143. [15:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  1144. [15:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [7+6] : {13}
  1145. [15:16] <Strategist14> 1/3
  1146. [15:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  1147. [15:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [4+6] : {10}
  1148. [15:16] <Strategist14> 2/3
  1149. [15:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> !roll 1d20+6
  1150. [15:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [20+6] : {26}
  1151. [15:16] <Strategist14> And you're standing
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