Re: Goonswarm Survey
From: Pacificus Tivoli
Sent: 2012.09.30 22:53
To: Sara Tekitsu,

LOL

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Goonswarm Survey
From: Sara Tekitsu
Sent: 2012.09.29 15:59
To: Pacificus Tivoli,

Please take a moment to fill out this Ministry of Love survey and enter for your chance to WIN BACK YOUR LOST ASSETS!

How would you rate our service 1-10: 10 being fantastic and 1 being horrible.

Please answer in bold letters use black ink preferably.

How would you rate our communications with you? 1-10
Answer here please: 8 *

How would you rate the time effiency of when we found you to your untimely death? 1-10
Answer here please: 2

How would you rate the damage applied to your ship? 1-10
Answer here please: 2 **

How would you rate the damage to your wallet? 1-10
Answer here please: ? ***

How would you rate your own failed attempts to escape? 1-10
Answer here please: ? ****

Is there any pointers you can give us that will improve our service please do not hesitate to add them at the end of the survey in the notes section.

Thanks for your participation, hope you have a lovely day.


NOTES:
* The first part was realy good, I liked that. But after the first attack it went downhill quite a bit
** Your first attack failed. After that you had to get another group of ships to finish the job, which took ages.
*** How do you expect me to rate that? 10 = "I have nothing left, I will quit the game" or 10 = "meh, just 0.1% of my wallet"?
**** I didn't attemp to escape, and I didn't expect to escape. So how should I rate that?

Regards

P.S.: nice joke with "WIN BACK YOUR LOST ASSETS!", but I guess there are enough idiots out there thinking you could be honest "this one time"