b i k e l o c k s

Seriously, when are we getting sensible bike lock legislation in this country?
Edit: I do know that the Constitution guarantees our rights to bike locks, but it was written for a different time. They could not have anticipated modern bike locks in the 1700s. We should at least agree on psychological background checks to help keep bike locks out of the hands of alt left extremists. And really, no one needs a bike lock larger than 8 inches or a combination lock with more than 4 digits to protect a civilian bicycle.
Edit2: okay, I get it. obviously, we will need our population to retain bike locks if we want to build the ethnostate I mean uhhh defeat the radical left, but well written legislation can at least keep more bike locks from ending up as weapons in the hands of the dangerously radicalized left, while ensuring that reasonable, white citizens can still bike to work with peace of mind