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  1. #Demi-chan
  2. #Ch.28
  3. #J>E
  4.  
  5. #P.1
  6. Huff
  7. Huff
  8. Huff
  9. Huff
  10.  
  11. *Lunge*
  12. !!
  13.  
  14. *Hissssssss*
  15.  
  16.  
  17. #P.2
  18. <Ch. 28 “The Vampire is Close By”>
  19. Sensei…?
  20.  
  21. …
  22. ?
  23. Hey.
  24.  
  25. Hikari.
  26. You need something?
  27. Oh,
  28. Sorry.
  29. Didn’t wanna wake you…
  30. Don’t worry about it.
  31. What’s up.
  32.  
  33. Gotta question.
  34. Question please!
  35.  
  36. ?
  37.  
  38.  
  39. #P.3
  40. Ohhhh
  41. Your eyes really are glowing, huh
  42.  
  43. So, this photo explains why vampires have good vision at night?
  44. Yeah
  45. It’s the same reason why regular nocturnal animals do
  46.  
  47. Nocturnal animals have this layer in the back of their eye that acts as a mirror
  48. *Call it the Tapetum*
  49. <Tapetum>
  50. <Retina>
  51. And this reflects even the smallest bit of light against this mirror
  52. which bounces a number of times to stimulate the retina, letting it recognize lights that humans can’t
  53.  
  54. Reflect…
  55. Oh
  56. So animal eyes lighting up isn’t actually because their eyes are shining
  57. That’s right
  58. It usually a light source, like something carried by a human, reflecting off of the mirror
  59.  
  60.  
  61. #P.4
  62. Heeeey
  63. That’s neat!
  64. So the reason why you can see at night is because the eyes are made differently!
  65.  
  66. …
  67. I’m totally glad I asked you, Sensei!
  68.  
  69. One thing though.
  70. Light-sensitive eyes like that are exposed against strong light
  71. So make sure to watch out for that, okay?
  72.  
  73.  
  74. #P.5
  75. Yeah, I knooooow!
  76. No flash photography at zoos! Right?
  77. Well yeah,
  78. But make sure you the vampire don’t hurt your eyes either.
  79.  
  80. And
  81. I guess it’s similar to why vampires are defenseless against strong sunlight too…
  82. <Vampire have sharp senses -> Sharp senses of the skin -> Sensitive skin -> Exposed to strong sunlight>
  83. Huh
  84.  
  85. So when the hot summer sun comes around,
  86. you will want to make sure to watch out not just for anemia, but sun tan too. Got it?
  87. N’kay…
  88.  
  89.  
  90. #P.6
  91. Oh
  92. And another thing to watch out for is-
  93. Seeenseeei?
  94.  
  95. I already know all the things I gotta watch out for in my life, okay!
  96. How many years do you think do you think I’ve been a vampire?!
  97. Oh… Right…
  98.  
  99. Sorry
  100. it’s
  101. just…
  102.  
  103. I saw this dream
  104. where I got chased by a vampire, you know…?
  105. Eh
  106.  
  107. …
  108.  
  109.  
  110. #P.7
  111. Was it scary…?
  112. It was actually super insightful
  113. Eh
  114.  
  115. Hm…
  116. It’s like…
  117.  
  118. The vampiric behavior of “attacking people in the veil of darkness”
  119. Then seemed like a very natural thing
  120.  
  121. They were able to cover for their weakness against sunlight
  122. while utilizing their advantage of senses to its full extent
  123. to achieve their goal of feeding on blood
  124.  
  125. So this wild predator-like behavior was
  126. probably the most liberating life style for a vampire
  127.  
  128.  
  129. #P.8
  130. So in that sense
  131. it seemed to me like modern vampires, who have to adjust their life patterns to that of an ordinary person
  132. might be feeling a bit cramped to some extent
  133. …
  134.  
  135. And so I ended up spurting unnecessary advice
  136. out of a needless sense of concern
  137. Sorry
  138. That’s okay!
  139. I’m real happy you’re worried about me! (Thanks!)
  140.  
  141. How
  142. -ev
  143. -er!
  144. You are making one mistake, Sensei!
  145.  
  146. C’mon, take off your lab coat
  147.  
  148. *Rustle rustle*
  149.  
  150.  
  151. #P.9
  152. Modern vampires can freely hunt just as weeeeell!
  153. <E: Lab Coat>
  154.  
  155. ?
  156.  
  157. With my white cape fluttering!
  158. I shall seek my prey with my VAMPIRE EYES!
  159. ……
  160.  
  161. Hmm?!
  162.  
  163. Those are some snacks Sensei got from his university friend!
  164. Awesome!
  165. I’m attacking it!
  166.  
  167.  
  168. #P.10
  169. Hisssssssss!!
  170. Your underwear is showing.
  171.  
  172. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!
  173. I’m sorry!
  174. I’m seriously sorry!
  175. I admit that was an extremely insensitive comment!
  176.  
  177. *grab*
  178.  
  179. Then Sensei…
  180. You do something silly too…
  181. W-What, you…
  182.  
  183.  
  184. #P.11
  185. Sensei, you do the vampire thing too…
  186. A vampire…
  187.  
  188. …
  189.  
  190. Hi-
  191. Hisssss
  192. I’ll suck your blooood?
  193.  
  194. *snap*
  195.  
  196. The eyes aren’t shining! It’s a fake vampire!
  197. Attack it!
  198. Why you!!
  199.  
  200.  
  201. #P.12
  202. Ahaha!
  203.  
  204. <Hey Sensei?>
  205.  
  206. <I get what you’re saying too>
  207. <That I could’ve have a freer life back then>
  208. <I mean even I feel like my life’s a bit cramped sometimes >
  209.  
  210. <But even then-->
  211. <I still think it’s happier being a modern vampires>
  212.  
  213. <’Cause having people close to you be afraid of you…>
  214.  
  215.  
  216. #P.13
  217. <…is a lot less nice than being close and being able to have fun together>
  218.  
  219. By the way, I heard you peeked at my sister’s underwear
  220. Would you please explain what this is about?
  221. <Takahashi had the vampire’s sister bare her fangs at him instead>
  222.  
  223.  
  224. #P.14
  225. So given thing we’ve discussed
  226. <-Feeds on blood
  227. - Weak to sunlight
  228. - Hates garlic>
  229. Vampire folklore can be divided into those properly based on vampiric traits
  230.  
  231. And those of religious or mythical nature fabricated by people fearing the vampire
  232. <- Weak against crosses
  233. - No reflections>
  234. I seeee
  235.  
  236. And then, and then?!
  237. What do we know from that?!
  238. Hmm?
  239.  
  240. That it’s fun!
  241. <He just wanted to know>
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