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- A compilation of short stories revolving around fluffy ponies drowning. I'll be constantly adding more as I find them.
- >thinks about water
- >fluffy pony drowns.
- >fluffy pony cries
- >it drowns
- >Do an experiment with a fluffy pony.
- >Show it a board with H20 in it.
- >Fluffy pony drowns.
- >take fluffy pony to a party
- >other guests are like "aww man its gonna die"
- >they watch him intently
- >fluffy pony does not die and has a lovely time
- >Later that night, after the party, fluffy pony drowns
- >Be a big Beatles fan
- >Adopt 4 fluffy ponies
- >Name them John, Paul, George and Ringo
- >Bring them home, decide to play them the music of their namesakes
- >Put on your vinyl Abbey Road
- >Fluffies start dancing
- >"Wike music!" "Fwuffy dance!"
- >All 4 are dancing adorably
- >One shits on your Abbey Road record sleeve
- >Good thing you had it laminated
- >Enjoy watching your fluffies dance
- >"Octopus's Garden" comes on
- >Fluffy ponies drown
- >Take biology class
- >Realize that every living creature on earth must have some water inside it
- >Fluffy ponies shouldn't even be alive because they drown at any such contact
- >At next major biological convention, have a panel where you prove that they should not be alive
- >Present perfect evidence
- >The media is there; it's going to be all over the news by tomorrow!
- >Every fluffy pony in the world dies the next day
- >Think about water.
- >Somewhere, a fluffy pony drowns.
- >Go outside. Raise you fist in the air and yell "WATER!!!!"
- >Every fluffy pony earshot of you drowns.
- >Experiment time.
- >You adopt a fluffy pony.
- >Put it in a room.
- >Look at it, saying nothing,
- >Think about water.
- >Fluffy pony drowns.
- >4th grade
- >Show and tell
- >Bring in fluffy pony
- >Everyone is in awe
- >Keep her in backpack for rest of day
- >Science time
- >Learn about gas, solids and liquids
- >Fluffy pony contemplates concept of a liquid
- >Fluffy pony drowns
- >Go to fluffy pony pound and get a new yellow fluffy pony
- >Bring fluffy pony back home
- >"col'. Fwuffy col'!"
- >You agree that the house is cold and decide to light a fire
- >After that you play with the fluffy pony and show it it's new toys
- >"Toys! Weeee! i wuv Pway!"
- >The fluffy pony runs around the room happy and starts to play with it's new blocks
- >This goes on for a few hours
- >You get up to put another log on the fire
- >"Is t'at anotha new toy? Yaaay!"
- >The fluffy pony jumps into the fireplace after the log
- >"Owwies! Too hawt! Owwie!" it yells when it catches fire
- >It runs around the room in panic catching other stuff on fire
- >You quickly run to the kitchen and throw water onto your fluffy pony
- >Fluffy pony drowns
- >Fluffy pony is Waterbender
- >Drowns
- >Have 4 absolutely adorable little fluffies
- >Return home one day from an exciting visit to your favorite church
- >You approach the front door and turn the knob
- >Looks like you forgot to lock it again!
- >Oh well, you are sure nobody in your peaceful neighborhood would be evil enough to break into your home
- >Step inside your home and notice an off smell
- >Peek into your living room to notice the awful mess of crayons, blocks, toys, dead fluffy, balls, coloring boo-
- >Wait what?! Dead fluffy?!
- >You rush into the room, and as you do, you notice blood is smeared all over the walls
- >You then look at the fluffy who appears to have been torn open and lying next a smeared up mess of what was once a pool of blood
- >The blood wasn't completely dried up, but somebody took the time to smear it all over the wall, making crude drawings with the fluffy blood
- >You are suddenly greeted by 3 of your excited fluffies, babbling happily to you
- >They explain to you about how they painted the walls with fluffy juice
- >You are horrified
- >Somehow your sweet little fluffies have gone crazy, torn open your other fluffy, and painted on the walls with his blood
- >Demonic possession is the only logical explanation
- >Frantically call local priest and explain your issue to him
- >Priest comes right over'
- >Tie fluffies to the leg of the chair so they don't start flying around your kitchen screaming in the devil's tongue
- >Priest holds out bible and chants to the fluffies
- >Priest closes bible after finishing chant
- >"Leave these innocent creatures be!" he shouts as he splashes the fluffies with holy water
- >Fluffy ponies drown
- >Playing vidya games with fluffy.
- >Playing SH: Downpour.
- >Fluffy is scared, and hugging up to you.
- >It isn't abuse, because, hey, he's too stupid to remember it.
- >Suddenly, in-game, it starts raining.
- >Fluffy pony drowns.
- >You think to yourself "Fuck. That's the third time today."
- >PETA is gonna have your head for this.
- >1978
- >You and your friends are so goddamn stoned.
- >You're fluffies are sitting around, hugging each other and coughing from the smoke.
- >As you sit around talking about cars that run on water, a Deep Purple album is playing.
- >Suddenly, Smoke On The Water plays.
- >Reaches chorus.
- >"Smoooooke on the waaaa-teeeer."
- >Ponies drown.
- >Your fluffy pony has died
- >you are not able to deal with it
- >made some deals and some favors
- >millions of dollars invested in this
- >your fluffy pony is rebuilt with the latest cybernetic enhancements
- >Fluffy pony is nearly indestructible now
- >Scientist starts her up again
- >your fluffy pony lives again
- >Fluffy pony takes two steps foward
- >thank the scientist and his crew
- "Just be careful. The fluff-Borg generates a lot of heat. We even had to install-"
- >ohshit.jpg
- "-a water cooling system to prevent over heating."
- >You quickly look back to you fluffy pony.
- >Fluffy Pony drowned.
- >and rusts
- >millions... Wasted
- >all that time and effort
- >Fucking fluffy ponies
- >your fluffy manages to survive for 2 years
- >to reward it for its intelligence (mostly luck), you decide to buy it a digital watch
- >he asks how it works
- >"well, it has a liquid crystal display..."
- >OH FUCK
- >fluffy pony drowned
- >after rainbow fluff's passing away you decide it's time to get a new fluffy
- >go to adoption agency and see an orange coloured earth fluffy with a fair blonde mane
- >adopt her and call her applefluff (inventive I know)
- >she keeps babbling on about wanting to have a farm
- >"fluffy wana farm!"
- >decide to buy apple seeds and a growing kit for her
- >she takes to it very well, first sewing the field in expert timing
- >apple fluffy marks appear
- >you think you have finally found a fluffy with a calling in life
- >next it's time for her to water the field
- >applefluff drowns
- >Pack of wild, white fluffy ponies
- >Every fluffy is completely white and pristine
- >They take extra care to keep everything out of their coats
- >Apart from their understanding of the finer points of grooming, they are completely retarded like other fluffies
- >All fluffies born into the tribe are white as well
- >Except for one day
- >Charcoal black fluffy pony is born
- >He is a complete contrast, black as the night sky
- >He is ridiculed and neglected his entire life except for his mother
- >His siblings treat him like trash
- >Other fluffies shit on him while he's sleeping
- >Live a completely miserable life
- >One day, a white mare is found crying
- >Smarty friend investigates
- >"Da bwack niggaw pony gave mean huggies to me!"
- >They approach the black fluffy
- >He pleads that he is innocent
- >"Wynch da niggaw!" the crowd chants
- >They fiddle with some string that they found, trying to form it into a noose
- >Rain storm comes in
- >They all drown
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