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Exotic Pet Shop

May 19th, 2012
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  1. 1/6
  2. >Be a fluffy mare.
  3. >Live at the exotic pet store.
  4. >Your job is to have babies.
  5. >People always take your babies away.
  6. >At first, it made you sad.
  7. >You were happy when you had your babies with you.
  8. >You were lonely when they got taken away.
  9. >The only other fluffy pony you ever see is a stallion.
  10. >Whenever your babies go away he comes.
  11. >People put him in your cage, he gives you special huggies.
  12. >Then he's taken away too.
  13. >You're alone until you have babies again.
  14. >You are happy again while your babies are with you.
  15. >Then they go away again.
  16. >But it's not so sad anymore.
  17. >The nice human who works at the pet store explained it to you.
  18. >He had pretty white hair.
  19. >He walked slow, and was never mean to you.
  20. >He would give you bites of his lunch.
  21. >Mister Higgins was what the other humans called him.
  22. >Mister explained to you; "Your babies are going to very nice homes."
  23. >That made you feel better about your babies going away.
  24. "Pwease Mista...tell mowe! Tell about nice pwace fow babees!"
  25. >He would sit with you and explain all sorts of wonderful things.
  26. >Your babies would have soft beds.
  27. >Good nummies.
  28. >Other fluffies to play with.
  29. >Lots of huggies from their new families.
  30. >Knowing that made you happy.
  31.  
  32. 2/6
  33. >One day, Mister Higgins stops coming to see you.
  34. >The pet store owner gives you your nummies and takes away your poopies.
  35. >He looks you over to see how your babies were growing.
  36. "Whewe Mista Higgys? When Mista come back?"
  37. >"Old Mr. Higgins is sick, he'll be back soon."
  38. >You've felt sick before...you didn't like it.
  39. "Mista need huggies?"
  40. >Pet store owner just closes your cage.
  41. >He's never as nice as Mister Higgins.
  42.  
  43. >Weeks pass.
  44. >Mr. Higgins doesn't come back.
  45. >Now there's a new human at the pet shop.
  46. >His name is Percy.
  47. >Nobody calls him Mister.
  48. >He's just Percy.
  49. >Percy is not nice to you.
  50. >He's not nice at all.
  51. >He never sits and talks to to you.
  52. >He hits your cage when you try to talk to him.
  53. >Makes you stand on two legs and beg for your nummies.
  54. >Calls you stupid fluffy.
  55. >You don't like Percy at all.
  56. >But it's okay because your new babies are here.
  57. >It happens during the night.
  58. >You're happy that Percy is not there when it happens.
  59. >By morning, when the pet store opens, your babies are clean.
  60. >Their fluff is puffed up.
  61. >They've been drinking your milk.
  62. >Now they're sleeping on your belly.
  63. >You're very happy.
  64.  
  65. 3/6
  66. >Pet store owner is happy with your two new babies.
  67. >Percy just laughs.
  68. >His laugh is mean, and scary.
  69. >He hits the cage with his knuckles as he leaves.
  70. >Babies wake up and start crying.
  71. >Stupid Percy scared them.
  72. "Meanie Pewcy! Dun make scawy babees!"
  73. >Uh-ho, he's coming back.
  74. >Hug babies tight, try to make them quiet.
  75. >"What did you say to me?" he laughs.
  76. "Percy big meanie! Dun wike Pewcy!"
  77. >"Really...maybe you don't like your food either?"
  78. >Meanie Percy takes away your nummies dish!
  79. >He can't do that! Those nummies belong to you!
  80. >You need nummies to make milk for your babies!
  81. >You set the crying babies down gently.
  82. >Bang your hooves against the cage.
  83. >"Giv back nummies! Dat fwuffy nummies!"
  84. >Meanie Percy smiles and dumps your nummies in the trash.
  85. >You don't have enough milk for the babies that day.
  86. >Luckily, the pet store owner remembers to fill your dish before closing up.
  87.  
  88. >The next morning, Percy comes back to feed you.
  89. >"So, do you like me today?" he asks.
  90. >You snort and say nothing.
  91. >Percy doesn't give you your food bowl.
  92. >This is bad.
  93. >You hate meanie Percy, but you need nummies to make milk.
  94. >Your babies went hungry yesterday.
  95. "Fwuffy wike Pewcy."
  96. >It makes you angry to say those words.
  97. >But Percy gives you your nummies.
  98. >You eat them very fast, so the big meanie can't take them away again.
  99. >It makes your tummy hurt.
  100. >When you're finished you snap...
  101. "Fwuffy wike Mista Higgys mowe."
  102. >Percy comes back.
  103. >"Oh yeah...well you're never gonna see that old fuck again."
  104. "Mista Higgys nice! Mista Higgys come see fwuffy, meanie Pewcy go 'way!"
  105. >"Mr. Higgins died you dumb animal."
  106.  
  107. 4/6
  108. >Mr. Higgins is dead?
  109. >That makes you sad.
  110. >Mr. Higgins was nice to you.
  111. >Now meanie Percy will never go away.
  112. >Percy leans down and speaks in a nasty voice.
  113. >"That old fuck was only nice to you because nobody else liked him."
  114. >"He was an alcoholic who drove his wife and children away."
  115. >"If he had anyone else who loved him he'd never have talked to a stupid fluffy pony."
  116. >"Now he's gone and you're still a worthless baby factory."
  117. >You want to cry.
  118. >Mr. Higgins is gone...Meanie Percy is not going away.
  119. >And he says you're worthless.
  120. >You hug your babies.
  121. "Fwuffy not worfless! Fwuffy good mummy...wuv babees!"
  122. >Percy makes the mean laugh again.
  123. >"Who cares if you love your babies? They're just gonna die too!"
  124. >That makes you very angry.
  125. "Nu! Babees go have good home! Good nummies! Huggies! Sowft beddies!"
  126. >"Holy shit...you really believe that?" laughs Percy.
  127. >"Dumbass...this is an EXOTIC pet store."
  128. >"You see any happy kitties or puppies here?"
  129. >No...there's never fluffy animals like you.
  130. >Only scary monster animals.
  131. >Snakes, lizards, turtles and big spiders.
  132. >"The only mammals in here are mice, gerbils and you."
  133. >"Animals that snakes and lizards EAT."
  134.  
  135. 5/6
  136. >You hug your babies closer.
  137. >This can't be true.
  138. >All your babies...
  139. >"We sell them as live animal food!"
  140. >You're crying now.
  141. >You know meanie Percy is telling the truth.
  142. >Nice Mr. Higgins told you lies.
  143. >None of your babies got good homes.
  144. >They all got eaten up by monsters.
  145. >It's horrible.
  146. >You throw up your nummies.
  147. >The babies are crying but you can't soothe them now.
  148. >The pet store owner comes back and says bad words to Percy.
  149. >He says he's sorry...to the owner, not you.
  150. >He smiles and laughs at you.
  151.  
  152. >That night you're very sad.
  153. >None of your babies ever got a good home.
  154. >All of them died...eaten by monsters.
  155. >Your new babies will be eaten too.
  156. >You want to die, so you won't have to give more babies to the monsters.
  157. >The cage is very safe though.
  158. >You don't know how to die.
  159. >Your little fluffy mind thinks all night.
  160. >It hurts to think so hard.
  161. >But it hurts to live.
  162.  
  163. >The next morning, Percy and the pet store owner come in.
  164. >The owner checks on you.
  165. >He doesn't let Percy talk to you anymore.
  166. >"Oh Jaysus Fuck! What have you done!?"
  167. >Your two babies lie dead in the cage.
  168. >Last night, when they snuggled in your fluff, you hugged them.
  169. >You hugged them so hard they started to wiggle and squeak.
  170. >Then they stopped wiggling and squeaking.
  171. >You cried over your dead babies all night.
  172. >"Shit! She killed them! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?"
  173. "Fwuffy no wan babees go 'way, munstas eat."
  174. >"Well now they're worthless. Maybe the snappers will eat them."
  175. >Pet store owner is angry at Percy.
  176. >"See, this is why we don't tell them the truth!"
  177. "Fwuffy nebew haf mowe babees!"
  178. >"Well then you're worthless, and you know what happens to worthless fluffies."
  179. >Yes...you know.
  180.  
  181. 6/6
  182. >Pet store owner has a huge Burmese Python.
  183. >You only know it as a monster.
  184. >He tells Percy to take you out of your cage.
  185. >You know what's going to happen, but you're angry that meanie Percy gets to do it.
  186. >He's laughing.
  187. >You wish Mr. Higgins was there to do it; even though he told you lies.
  188. >When you see the monster you get very afraid.
  189. >You pee on Percy's shirt.
  190. >He gets angry and hits you.
  191. >Then he drops you in with the monster.
  192. >You cry and huddle in the corner.
  193. >Percy pushes you out with a stick.
  194. >The monster sees you and flicks out its tongue.
  195. >It's coming closer.
  196. >In a flash, the monster bites you.
  197. >It hurts.
  198. >It hurts worse than anything you could ever imagine.
  199. >You scream in agony, but the monster doesn't let go.
  200. >His huge body wraps around you and squeezes.
  201. >Just like you squeezed your babies.
  202. >You hope it didn't hurt them this much.
  203. >Now they can never make you give any more babies.
  204. >No more babies for the monsters.
  205. >Your bones are breaking, you can't breathe.
  206. >You start to go into the monster's mouth.
  207. >The last thing you ever hear is Percy laughing.
  208. >That big meanie.
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