Crush-or-Fly Situation

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[21:19] <cyberizedMeister> --==--
[21:19]  * strikingBelladonna has begun espering cyberdizedMeister
[21:19] <strikingBelladonna> Hello, Ceran.
[21:20] <cyberizedMeister> Hello!
[21:20] <cyberizedMeister> What brings you to contact me this evening?
[21:20] <strikingBelladonna> Oh, you know, end of the world, end of the other world, apparently magical video games.
[21:20] <strikingBelladonna> Normal every day matters.
[21:20] <cyberizedMeister> I see.
[21:21] <cyberizedMeister> Although I would not envision Luna's foresights as everyday matters.
[21:21] <strikingBelladonna> Nope, this is totally normal.
[21:21] <cyberizedMeister> Is this your so-called sarcasm?
[21:22] <strikingBelladonna> Sarcasm? Me?
[21:22] <strikingBelladonna> Why I never.
[21:23] <strikingBelladonna> Well, regardless of these attacks upon my character, I've come at the behest of Harken to ensure that you have your ticket to the arc.
[21:23] <cyberizedMeister> ...Pardon?
[21:23] <strikingBelladonna> Do you have a copy of the game?
[21:24] <cyberizedMeister> What game?
[21:24] <strikingBelladonna> Judging by the download Harken has sent me, it's called "Sburb".
[21:24] <cyberizedMeister> Why, yes, I do!
[21:24] <cyberizedMeister> It's almost done downloading.
[21:24] <cyberizedMeister> Is this the magical video game you spoke of?
[21:25] <strikingBelladonna> Yes, it's your ticket to salvation.
[21:25] <cyberizedMeister> Salvation?
[21:25] <strikingBelladonna> Yes, you know, not dying of meteors and such.
[21:26] <cyberizedMeister> Ms. Devaux, I have just recently, 8 hours ago, discussed with Ms. Magnus the concept of spirits.
[21:26] <cyberizedMeister> It was certainly enlightening, to say the least!
[21:27] <strikingBelladonna> Tangential, but truthful, I'm ceertain.
[21:27] <strikingBelladonna> certain*
[21:27] <cyberizedMeister> Anyway, what is this about SBURB?
[21:28] <strikingBelladonna> My compatriots have led me to believe that playing it will move us from here to somewhere else, under a conspicuous lack of threat from meteorites.
[21:29] <cyberizedMeister> Illogical, from the eyes of a normal human.
[21:29] <cyberizedMeister> But I'm just a simple android.
[21:29] <cyberizedMeister> I'll believe you for now. Continue on.
[21:30] <strikingBelladonna> Oh thank you, simple android, for approving of me.
[21:31] <strikingBelladonna> We appear to be forming a kind of chain in playing the game, clients connecting to servers to be allowed to play the game, and ensuring that all of our compatriots are able to enter.
[21:31] <strikingBelladonna> You among them.
[21:31] <cyberizedMeister> I was hoping to play this game after all.
[21:32] <cyberizedMeister> Have any others started playing this game?
[21:32] <strikingBelladonna> I know that Luna and Vera have already begun, and Harken was soon to begin. I am to connect to him as his server.
[21:33] <strikingBelladonna> So, I suppose that you shall come after me and then Vera shall close the chain with you. Assuming I am not misunderstanding the game's nature.
[21:33] <cyberizedMeister> So I am to believe I will be partaking in this game.
[21:33] <strikingBelladonna> Well, the alternative is death by flaming space rock.
[21:34] <strikingBelladonna> But I would never dream of depriving you of the freedom of choice.
[21:34] <cyberizedMeister> Your human sarcasm is hypothetically leaking out of your cybernetic words again.
[21:34] <strikingBelladonna> There was nothing sarcastic at all about those messages.
[21:35] <strikingBelladonna> I do not know where you got it into your head that I am sarcastic.
[21:35] <cyberizedMeister> Blatant lies. But we must keep track on the topic.
[21:36] <cyberizedMeister> There are two buttons the menu displays.
[21:36] <cyberizedMeister> The server, and the client.
[21:36] <strikingBelladonna> I have yet to complete the game's download, so I must take your word for it.
[21:37] <strikingBelladonna> You see this, Ceran? This is human trust.
[21:37] <cyberizedMeister> I wouldn't necessarily call it human trust.
[21:37] <strikingBelladonna> Oh don't you start with the demon nonsense as well.
[21:37] <strikingBelladonna> I am entirely human, I promise.
[21:38] <cyberizedMeister> Extravagant hogwash!
[21:38] <strikingBelladonna> I'll be shocked if that was not just something you wished to exclaim.
[21:38] <cyberizedMeister> Alas, you are correct.
[21:39] <cyberizedMeister> I will credit you for that.
[21:39] <strikingBelladonna> Thank you, kind android.
[21:39] <cyberizedMeister> Anyway, I am currently running the server as I speak.
[21:41] <strikingBelladonna> Serendipity.
[21:41] <cyberizedMeister> I will assume that the client and server mutually connect to each other, and there is a complex process in which we, as most humans word it, "get the fuck out of here."
[21:41] <strikingBelladonna> Presumably.
[21:41] <cyberizedMeister> Or if one was to toy with acronyms, "GTFO".
[21:43] <strikingBelladonna> Harken is never excessively forthcoming with details, especially when he can reveal them gradually, so I suppose I must wait until I assist him in "GTFO"-ing.
[21:43] <cyberizedMeister> Yes, certainly.
[21:43] <cyberizedMeister> Wait...
[21:44] <cyberizedMeister> What is that I seek 8081 miles away?
[21:44] <strikingBelladonna> Excuse me?
[21:44] <cyberizedMeister> Oh.
[21:45] <cyberizedMeister> Fuck.
[21:45]  * cyberizedMeister has sent an image: DIRECONSEQUENCES.jpg
[21:47] <cyberizedMeister> It's a meteor.
[21:47] <cyberizedMeister> Judging from its current position and trajectory, I figure I will have about 2 hours until impact.
[21:47] <cyberizedMeister> Or 3.
[21:48] <strikingBelladonna> That ought to be more than enough time for someone to connect to you and assist you in "GTFO"-ing.
[21:48] <cyberizedMeister> Did Innana and Winona enter?
[21:49] <strikingBelladonna> I haven't the faintest idea, but I will be certain to ask Harken when next I see him.
[21:49] <cyberizedMeister> Assuming they did, from process of elimination, that leaves someone else.
[21:50] <cyberizedMeister> This 'Soze' individual.
[21:50] <strikingBelladonna> Oh, I've never heard of them.
[21:50] <cyberizedMeister> Would it help that their handle is trustingTotally?
[21:51] <strikingBelladonna> No, I've never had contact with this person, but I suppose Harken did tell me to pay the game forwards.
[21:51] <strikingBelladonna> I shall send them a message with the download, and explain the situation as it stands.
[21:51] <cyberizedMeister> Thank you.
[21:52] <cyberizedMeister> Even as a robot, I have no idea how to properly express my gratitude.
[21:52] <cyberizedMeister> I suppose I'll start with assisting you in "GTFO"-ing to an unknown location.
[21:53] <strikingBelladonna> Certainly, I shall be glad to take your assistance after I finish with Harken.
[21:53] <cyberizedMeister> Speaking of which, have you observed the outdoor sky yet?
[21:53] <strikingBelladonna> No, I have not.
[21:54] <cyberizedMeister> Then I recommend you do so right now.
[21:56] <strikingBelladonna> I shall be sure to do so, though I am fairly well aware of how soon meteors shall be impacting upon my area.
[21:57] <strikingBelladonna> If that is all, then I will speak with you later.
[21:58] <cyberizedMeister> Alright then.
[21:59] <cyberizedMeister> Best wishes for your life and your fate not being death by meteors.
[21:59] <strikingBelladonna> Au revoir.
[21:59]  * strikingBelladonna has ceased espering cyberdizedMeister
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