Buster's Mal Heart (2017) Eng

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♪ Life is whittled ♪

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♪ Life's a riddle ♪

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♪ Man's a fiddle that life plays on ♪

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♪ When the day breaks ♪

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♪ And the earth quakes ♪

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♪ Life's a mistake all day long ♪

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♪ You tell me who gives a good goddamn ♪

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♪ You'll never get out alive ♪

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♪ Don't go dreaming ♪

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♪ Don't go scheming ♪

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♪ A man must test his mettle ♪

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♪ In the crooked ol' world ♪

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♪ Starving in the belly,
starving in the belly ♪

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♪ Starving in the belly of a whale ♪

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♪ We're starving in the belly,
starving in the belly ♪

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♪ Starving in the belly of a whale ♪

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Aaah!

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♪ Should auld acquaintance ♪

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♪ Be forgot ♪

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♪ And never brought to mind ♪

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♪ Should auld acquaintance... ♪

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♪ In days of auld lang syne ♪

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♪ For auld lang syne ♪

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♪ My dear... ♪

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♪ We'll take a cup ♪

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♪ Of kindness yet ♪

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♪ For the sake ♪

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♪ Of auld lang syne ♪

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One of us is a coward.

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I don't think it's me.

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Happy New Year, Buster.

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Hey, we got your cave surrounded, huh?

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So, come out with your hands up.

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Come on, Buster,
this is your last chance.

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Buster.

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Come on, Buster, come on, Buster.

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The cost of a fishing license
is scheduled

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to go up 10% next month

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and that has a lot of
fishermen rushing to the river.

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They want to make sure
that they're able to use

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their current licenses before
they have to pay the hike.

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And in other news, Buster is
back and roaming the hillsides.

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The identity of the mountain
man remains a mystery.

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The only image authorities have
is a five-second clip

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captured on a rancher's
security camera last winter

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several counties away.

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The Sheriff's Department
believes this hermit

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lives off the land in the warmer months

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and survives the winter by

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breaking into empty vacation
homes for food and shelter.

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He's earned the nickname "Buster"

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from calling in
to radio shows with wild rants.

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The calls increase in frequency
in the days

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leading up to New Year's.

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Y'all a bunch of... sheep!

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..., you know that?

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Hey, Buster, can you
tell us where you are?

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I'm not Buster!

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Buster!

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Maybe.

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Buster has managed to evade capture

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for nearly five years.

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Although he's committed
no known violent crimes,

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authorities consider him
armed and dangerous.

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Well, yeah, we're gonna find him.

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He can only keep this up for so long.

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Hey, uh, Buster?

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Look, if you're listening, well,

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we're on your scent now.

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We're gonna get you.

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So why don't you save us
all a lot of trouble

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and turn yourself in?

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♪ He's got the whole world ♪

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♪ In his hands ♪

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♪ He's got the whole wide world ♪

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♪ In his hands ♪

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♪ He's got the whole world ♪

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♪ In his hands ♪

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♪ He's got the whole world ♪

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♪ In his hands ♪

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♪ ...whole world in his hands ♪

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♪ He's got the little bitty baby ♪

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♪ In his hands ♪

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♪ He's got the little bitty baby... ♪

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Hi, baby!

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- ♪ He's got the little bitty baby ♪
- Hey.

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♪ In his hands ♪

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OK, now is this...
Is that good?

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Is that clear?

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One or two?

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- This.
- That one?

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- Two.
- OK.

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♪ He's got the whole wide world... ♪

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Really? Please.

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♪ He's got the whole world ♪

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Good job, sweetie.

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You want to sit here?

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- Why is he doing that?
- Baby, sit up tall.

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♪ He's got you and me, brother... ♪

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I miss you, too.

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I love you.

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Yeah, yeah. Put the little monster on.

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I'm sorry I haven't seen you.

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You were asleep when I got home,
and I had to take a nap.

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Daddy had to take a nap too.

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You get to hear my voice.

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Love you.

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Put your mom back on.

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Hey.

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Good night.

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I love you.

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Bye.

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The dark ages, 1994.

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...thousand dollars was...

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Oh!

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Uno.

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Why no?

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Why no? Uno.

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Can you say it? Uno.

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Uno.

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Dos.

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Two.

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Two O's!

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Two O's is dos O's.

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Dos, say it.

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- Mm.
- Dos.

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Great.

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- Tres.
- Three.

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Exactly.

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Tres.

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Can you try it?

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- Tres.
- Perfect.

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Four is cuatro.

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Cuatro.

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Don't you think it's a little confusing

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to teach your daughter Spanish
before she knows English?

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No, I think she's perfectly
capable of learning both.

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Aren't you? You like Spanish?

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- Yeah.
- There you go.

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- Good morning.
- Buenos días.

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- Good morning.
- Buenos días.

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- Here, baby.
- Buenos días, papi.

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Buenos días, mi amore.

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You know, this cartoon
is a little pornographic.

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- It's her favorite.
- It's her favorite, right?

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He doesn't have clothes on.

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I know. He's free.

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- Free?
- Free.

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He's so free.

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He's trying to escape the way
everything works

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and do it his own way.

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I saw they were selling parcels
of land up at Priest Creek.

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Really?

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Yeah, that would be perfect for us.

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That stretch of water
is just full of fish.

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You know, between that and the garden,

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we could be self-sufficient,
you know, work part-time.

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Maybe even not at all.

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Yeah. That would be nice.

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I know that the Holy Father exists.

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And I know that he loves us.

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But I didn't always know.

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I used to be someone else.
I was strung out on drugs.

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I was abusing my body. I hated myself.

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I hated everyone else.

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I gave testimony that this congregation

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gave me my life back.

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I am eternally grateful
to my husband, Jonah.

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I'm grateful that he found faith
in his heart

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so that he could be with us as a family.

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I propose that the universe
is both infinite and finite,

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infinite energy in a finite system.

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This is due to sphincters.

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Everything is controlled by sphincters,

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black holes to butt holes.

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Now the universe is shaped like an apple

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and through its core
runs a secret passageway,

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completely through it.

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When the great inversion
occurs, the spin of the...

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Sorry to keep you waiting.
How can I help you?

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I need a room. Smoking, please.

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All of our rooms are non-smoking.

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Just need a credit card and ID.

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I don't have either.
I don't believe in them.

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I can't let you check in without an ID.

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Everything these days is designed
to trap a man, don't you think?

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I'm sorry, sir, I can't help you.

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Tell you what, let me buy you a drink.

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The bar's closed.

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- Yeah, but you can open it.
- I don't drink.

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Even better.

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What do you actually do?
What's your title?

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Concierge.

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Concierge.

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Hey, hang on, man,
you can't do that here.

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Concierge comes from
the Latin conservus,

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which means "fellow slave."
Don't take that personally.

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You're not the only person
trapped in the machine.

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In fact, there are very few
free men left.

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Oh, let me guess, you're one of them.

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- I feel like I know you.
- Doubtful.

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What do you do?

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Computer systems engineer, consultant.

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See, uh...

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For millions of years, man
roamed free under the stars.

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Only the strong and the lucky
survived and procreated.

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It was absolutely brutal.
All sex was rape.

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- You know the drill.
- I don't.

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It was, until one day Eve
flipped the script.

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She introduced Adam to her fruit,

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which is really just code for clitoris.

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And the whole system got rebooted, bong,

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the first inversion.

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Little by little, we started
to build civilization in binary,

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logic, rules, inputs and outputs.

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But see, there's a catch.

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The better the system, the more
trap it is for the individual.

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We've walled ourselves in.

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Now, what I do for a living
has to do with termite control.

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There's a bug in the system.

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Not many people know about it
yet, but they soon will.

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Ever heard of Y2K?

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- No.
- No.

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When we hit the year 2000,
our computer systems,

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they're gonna fail.

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System reboot on a global scale.

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I'm talking economic collapse,

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security breaches on every level.

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Pentagon, CIA,
it's gonna be a bloodbath.

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- How do you know?
- How do I know?

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Sources on the inside,
backwater channels

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with like-minded hackers,

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burning fucking bushes
everywhere I look.

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I'm the prophet of the second inversion.

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Whew.

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Hey, you hungry?

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I think you should go.

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I'm like a roving exterminator.
I find bugs, I fix the binary.

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Ever heard of
mutually assured destruction?

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Hmm-mm.

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Thanks.

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What did you say your name was again?

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I didn't. I don't.

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I just gave you a dollar and you're
not gonna tell me your name?

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I told you, I'm the last free man.

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Companies pay me in cash to keep my
mouth shut about their insecurities.

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I'm running around repairing holes
on a sinking ship, and for what?

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So the people
in the first class can survive

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while the rest of us
in the underclasses drown?

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No, this doesn't sit right with me.

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You and me, us regular folks,

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we need to come up with an escape plan.

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Have you got a family?

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All the more reason for a plan.

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I have high-level security clearances

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and I've seen things
I wasn't supposed to see.

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I'm starting to think I'm on a hit list,

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that people out there
want to see me gone.

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Hey, you gonna give me
a room tonight or what?

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Let him go high up.

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I'm gonna wind it for you.

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Hip hop.

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00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,728
Hey, baby.

264
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,162
- Bye.
- Bye.

265
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,533
- I'll see you later.
- Okay, have a good day.

266
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,001
You, too.

267
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,714
Papi.

268
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,549
- Papi?
- Hmm?

269
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,084
Papi?

270
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,486
Papi?

271
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,223
Wake up, papi.

272
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:34,994
Wake up!

273
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:41,734
Wake up!!!

274
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:14,066
Nagasaki was...

275
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,471
You are very, very dangerous!

276
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,608
That's what it is, you know,
it's Y2K apocalypse.

277
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:25,912
If the world really does come
to an end on New Year's,

278
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,513
I'm going to bequeath you...

279
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,615
Bequeef.

280
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,851
What is a bequeef?

281
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:34,153
It's a manly version of the queef.

282
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,723
It comes all the way up from
my thighs like a sumo wrestler.

283
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:42,061
I flex and it shoots up my thighs and it
comes straight out of my little weenus.

284
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:45,064
Okay. On that note, we're
going to take some calls.

285
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,933
Countdown to the year 2000.

286
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,935
Are you ready for Y2K?

287
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,737
If the world ends,
what will you bequeef?

288
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,974
Give us a call. You know the number.
Hello, you're on the...

289
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:56,675
The inversion's coming.

290
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,777
- Hello.
- Hello, you there?

291
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,913
The inversion is coming.

292
00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,949
- Buster, is that...?
- Oh, no.

293
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,551
This guy is our favorite caller.

294
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:08,520
He calls in all the time,
completely out of his mind.

295
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,122
How's it going, buddy?

296
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:13,860
Listen up, you shits.
I can tell by the cloud formations,

297
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,028
the machine's gonna crank to a halt

298
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,630
and that's when the passageway opens up

299
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:20,967
and we can pass through one at a time.

300
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,169
Buster, you are a dream to us.

301
00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:25,671
You have no idea
the joy that you bring us.

302
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:26,936
As soon as you go to jail, buddy,

303
00:23:26,937 --> 00:23:29,542
I'm gonna make "Free Buster"
bumper stickers.

304
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:33,012
I'm not going to jail!
I'm the last free man!

305
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:36,815
I'm going straight up through
the ass hole to the mouth!

306
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,318
You shits are gonna get fucked!

307
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:49,996
Of all people, you most
clearly see the predicament

308
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,098
of the human condition.

309
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:55,434
Your heart is heavy with
the burden of this knowledge.

310
00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:59,138
Taurus, you are a rebel.

311
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:01,740
Those in power see you
as a glitch in the machine,

312
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,275
a bug in the system.

313
00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:05,311
Horoscopes for a dollar per minute.

314
00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:08,915
Taurus, your heart
is true even when it's broken.

315
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,917
The time is running out.

316
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,919
The fabric of the universe
must be repaired.

317
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,921
Horoscopes for a dollar per minute.

318
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,855
Cannot escape...

319
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,673
Hello, you've reached the Lomaxes.

320
00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:36,142
- Paul.
- Donna.

321
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,244
- Brandy.
- And Chambers.

322
00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:41,880
We're either out
hunting or in sunny Orlando.

323
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:43,916
Leave us a message and we'll get...

324
00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:46,285
Right back!

325
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,890
Hey, Paul, Bill Western here.

326
00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:54,126
Hey, are you guys back in town?

327
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,362
I saw lights heading up
the hill last night

328
00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:58,464
and thought, oh, probably better check.

329
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,533
I'd also saw on the television
that old Buster

330
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:06,172
might be back up on our ridge,
so keep your weapons loaded.

331
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:09,108
Anyway, hey, if I don't hear from you,

332
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:10,809
I'll swing up this afternoon

333
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:13,345
and make sure all is good in the fort.

334
00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:15,681
All right, happy holidays, my friend.

335
00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:54,653
Hey, Paul, Bill Western here.
Hey, hun...

336
00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:56,088
Message deleted.

337
00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:12,004
You promised I'd be switched to days.

338
00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,704
I thought Dale was being transferred

339
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,542
to Salt Lake or I never
would have promised.

340
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,444
- Why can't Dale do nights?
- He's got seniority.

341
00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:23,049
What do you want me to do about it,
Jonah? I'm in a bind as much as you.

342
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,917
I worked nights for five years.
You'll adjust.

343
00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:28,387
You just need a sleep mask
and some earplugs.

344
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,190
Look, why don't you take home
those curtains

345
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:33,659
that we replaced in room 307?

346
00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:35,661
Take them home with you, gratis.

347
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:38,364
You just need to make
your room dark like a cave

348
00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:42,101
so that you can trick your body
into thinking it's night.

349
00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:44,770
Hey, where have you been?

350
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:46,138
At work.

351
00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,607
Can you feel her head?
I think she has a fever.

352
00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:52,678
She feels fine.

353
00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:54,780
- Really?
- Yeah.

354
00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:56,548
You feel okay, baby?

355
00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:59,418
I feel okay.

356
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,519
Really?

357
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:03,155
So, what's your plan for the dog?

358
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,057
I thought you were getting rid of it.

359
00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:08,527
Ryan is allergic and the dog sheds.

360
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,896
I am not living my life like this.

361
00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:12,631
Whatsoever thou shalt lose...

362
00:27:12,664 --> 00:27:14,500
Want to help with some pancakes?

363
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:17,869
Yeah. I'm going
to make papi some food.

364
00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:21,273
Yeah, he's going to eat
breakfast just like we did.

365
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,309
This is my house.

366
00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:29,081
We're going for a walk.

367
00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:32,284
♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪

368
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:36,722
♪ That Jesus Christ is born ♪

369
00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:41,960
♪ While shepherds kept
their watching... ♪

370
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,396
Can you please turn that off?

371
00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:47,733
Yeah.

372
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:51,537
Go on, baby, let's watch TV
in the living room.

373
00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:52,771
♪ ...a holy... ♪

374
00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:59,345
There you go. Cartoon time.

375
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:11,723
Hey.

376
00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:14,526
Hey.

377
00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:19,097
What's going on?

378
00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:25,337
Nothing.

379
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:28,307
Hmm.

380
00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:32,811
You know, I went and looked
at apartments yesterday

381
00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:36,348
to see if there was anything
decent in our price range.

382
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,884
They're actually not that bad.

383
00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:45,056
I was thinking since Roxy's almost
old enough to go to preschool,

384
00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:47,559
we won't need Pauline
to watch her anymore.

385
00:28:47,593 --> 00:28:49,328
Have our own space.

386
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:04,376
Are you okay?

387
00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:10,216
No, I'm not okay.

388
00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:15,221
I'm tired.

389
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,958
Work hard...

390
00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:21,693
So we can...

391
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:26,232
Build this piece of land
like we planned to

392
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,534
and raise our daughter
the way we planned to,

393
00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:31,537
have the family we planned to have.

394
00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:35,374
You go out looking for apartments.

395
00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,342
You never told me you were
looking for apartments.

396
00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:41,647
Didn't tell you because this is the
way you act when I talk about it.

397
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,715
What do you want?

398
00:29:43,749 --> 00:29:48,787
We are nowhere near having the amount of
money we need to buy a piece of land.

399
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:50,766
And what we gonna do if we get it?

400
00:29:50,768 --> 00:29:52,459
You don't know how to
build a fucking house.

401
00:29:52,491 --> 00:29:54,726
Are we gonna pitch a tent?
We have a two-year-old.

402
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,230
What's your solution? We keep
paying rent for the rest of our lives?

403
00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:00,932
My solution is we get out.
We find space of our own.

404
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,769
We find a way to be happy
outside of this fucking house.

405
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:07,439
Oh, and we pay rent,
every month, every month,

406
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:10,075
for how many years, becoming what,

407
00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:12,711
slaves to this system
like everybody else.

408
00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:16,482
And she becomes a slave, too.
She needs something different.

409
00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:19,818
We need mountains. We need dirt.
We need air!

410
00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:22,254
Can't live here.
And then what's the point?

411
00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:24,690
What's the point of living
here for three years

412
00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:26,725
with that fucking bitch?

413
00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,226
Huh?

414
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:31,463
What were we doing?
What were we saving for?

415
00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:33,164
Just part of this cycle.

416
00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:36,302
We become part of this fucking
cycle, the same goddamn shit!

417
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,871
Is that what you want?

418
00:30:41,907 --> 00:30:44,610
What's your fucking plan?

419
00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:54,886
Sorry.

420
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,022
Don't be scared.

421
00:30:57,055 --> 00:30:59,991
You have to trust me.

422
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,394
That was not me, okay?
I'm sorry.

423
00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:05,597
- Yes, it was.
- I'm sorry.

424
00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:07,232
Everything's going to work out.

425
00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:08,834
Please don't come near me.

426
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,403
Don't do that.
Everything's gonna be fine.

427
00:31:11,437 --> 00:31:14,473
I promise you.
You just have to trust me.

428
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:16,875
I'm gonna take care of the three of us.

429
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,886
I can't get any traction.

430
00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:38,397
I drive into work.

431
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:42,901
I got the sinking sensation again.

432
00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:47,773
It's right in my heart like...

433
00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:51,943
Couldn't breathe.

434
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:58,350
Like my heart wasn't made right.

435
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:03,021
When that happens,
I just want to run away.

436
00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:07,859
I get this urge...

437
00:32:07,893 --> 00:32:12,431
To just go as far away
from everyone as possible.

438
00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:14,466
Where would you go?

439
00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:17,703
I don't know.

440
00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:21,072
South maybe.

441
00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:26,912
I'd always wanted
to know what it's like,

442
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,080
to go fishing in the ocean.

443
00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:35,654
The thing is...

444
00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:39,691
I know how lucky I am.

445
00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:46,765
Don't get me wrong, man, I'm...

446
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,868
I'm so grateful for everything...

447
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:54,406
For Marty...

448
00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:58,710
For Roxanne.

449
00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,882
I won the lottery.

450
00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:15,727
I just wish I could get some traction.

451
00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:20,365
The machine's designed that way.

452
00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:23,669
Dangles a carrot so you keep trying.

453
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:26,605
But you'll never taste it, no way,

454
00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:29,140
not if you play by the rules.

455
00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:34,880
I bet you don't get too many
opportunities at a hotel like this.

456
00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:38,484
It's not exactly the Ritz.

457
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:41,620
No.

458
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,559
But there are opportunities.

459
00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:50,462
All those million-dollar
vacation homes on the mountain,

460
00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:52,898
the ones that stay empty
9/10 of the year,

461
00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:55,967
the owners fly in on
those tiny little airplanes.

462
00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:59,605
It's the only way to access
this side of the range.

463
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:04,042
What happens, the wind
picks up, planes can't fly,

464
00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:06,845
which means they're
stuck staying at this hotel

465
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,446
when their flights get delayed.

466
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,316
Happens all the time.

467
00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:15,621
The rich ladies, I'm pretty
sure they keep all their jewelry

468
00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:16,988
in their carry-ons.

469
00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:19,390
Nobody wants to check their diamonds.

470
00:34:19,424 --> 00:34:21,593
Most of these people I'm talking about,

471
00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:25,363
they sleep one night here and they're
gone by sunrise to catch a plane.

472
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:29,535
Most of them never even
leave their rooms.

473
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:34,840
But sometimes they check in early enough
that the restaurant's still open.

474
00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:37,208
Husband usually orders a steak

475
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,210
and keeps his eyes glued on the game

476
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:41,513
while the wife slowly gets drunk.

477
00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:58,697
There you are, enjoy your stay.

478
00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:10,241
The trick is to only take one,
maybe two pieces, from each bag,

479
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,811
and you can't take the most
expensive thing either

480
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:15,013
or they'll know they've been robbed.

481
00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:19,217
You want them thinking they must've
just forgot to pack that ring,

482
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,587
not that it was stolen.

483
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:50,616
431.

484
00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:04,195
Well, if he was here,
he left it pretty clean.

485
00:36:04,229 --> 00:36:07,465
That's usually what he does.
It's kind of his signature.

486
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:10,836
- Is this part of it, too?
- Is that fresh?

487
00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:13,404
- How would I know that?
- Is it warm?

488
00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:17,108
- You want me to touch it?
- Give it to me.

489
00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:22,480
This is 48-hour scat.
He's got to be close.

490
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:25,784
Yeah... why don't we send a car around,

491
00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:28,386
every house in the area,
and start knocking on doors?

492
00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:31,122
Because he's too smart for that.

493
00:36:31,156 --> 00:36:33,959
He's already increased his radius.

494
00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:36,962
He's out there deeper into the territory

495
00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:39,931
where houses are
ten miles apart at least.

496
00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:43,234
I give him one thing, he's got stamina.

497
00:36:43,268 --> 00:36:45,270
What do we think this means?

498
00:36:47,238 --> 00:36:49,908
It looks like a cooking onion to me.

499
00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:53,044
Or a round bale of hay?

500
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,015
Could be a map.

501
00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:00,185
Looks like there's a asshole
on the top and the bottom,

502
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:04,956
like an onion with...
With two assholes in it.

503
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:10,729
A double, a double butt.

504
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,335
Oh, fuck.

505
00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:21,172
You're so fucking good,
fucking me just like that

506
00:37:21,206 --> 00:37:22,774
with your cock.

507
00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:25,643
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, I'm so wet.

508
00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:28,046
I have never been this wet
in my entire life.

509
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,348
I'm being honest with you.

510
00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:34,786
Oh, my God, yes, I've been
waiting for this for so long.

511
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:37,022
Your cock is so...

512
00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:41,292
Hello?

513
00:37:41,326 --> 00:37:43,328
Don't stop.

514
00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:55,240
Keep going.

515
00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:06,017
I'm so wet.

516
00:38:06,051 --> 00:38:08,987
Oh, baby, you're fucking good, yeah.

517
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:11,656
Keep doing it to me just like that.

518
00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:13,358
Just like that.

519
00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:17,262
It's coming.

520
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,731
Oh, my God, you're coming?
Come for me.

521
00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:21,132
- No.
- Come for me.

522
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:24,202
- It's coming.
- Yes, it's coming.

523
00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:25,871
You're coming?

524
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:28,206
The inversion is coming.

525
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,843
Listen, mister, this is gonna be

526
00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:33,311
a really expensive phone bill.

527
00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:36,647
Head for the hills.
It won't be long now.

528
00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:43,688
Get to the highest point.

529
00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:45,757
You want to be closest to the sphincter

530
00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:47,458
when the clock strikes midnight.

531
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,994
Ah, sphincter.

532
00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:53,464
Dive in head first and never look back.

533
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:16,021
This place has so much opportunity.

534
00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:18,589
It is America in a nutshell.

535
00:39:18,623 --> 00:39:21,492
And we got to take advantage of it,

536
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,228
and it's a beautiful thing.

537
00:39:23,261 --> 00:39:25,763
People come through here
and we rub shoulders with them

538
00:39:25,797 --> 00:39:29,434
and these are people at the corporate
level, making decisions, hiring, firing,

539
00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:32,070
people that think in
three-to five-year chunks.

540
00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:33,972
We could be those people.

541
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:38,309
The only thing separating us
and those people is an MBA...

542
00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:45,951
...Jonah? Did you ever think
about getting your MBA?

543
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:53,524
I'd have to start
at the bottom, get my GED.

544
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:55,460
You didn't graduate high school?

545
00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:58,696
How did you get this job?

546
00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:01,666
Showed them my criminal record.

547
00:40:01,699 --> 00:40:03,835
What?

548
00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:46,377
Jonah, I need to see you in my office.

549
00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:49,380
In a minute.

550
00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:51,182
Right now.

551
00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:58,389
I think you know
why I called you in here.

552
00:41:01,726 --> 00:41:04,595
I'm not sure that I do.

553
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:09,400
Is there anything that you
want to tell me, Jonah?

554
00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:12,403
Anything you want to come clean about?

555
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:22,213
I found these in your employee locker.

556
00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:30,355
Irrefutable evidence, Jonah,
you're abusing caffeine.

557
00:41:35,593 --> 00:41:38,496
You're right.

558
00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:41,066
I've been abusing caffeine.

559
00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:43,434
I just called you in
because I care about you.

560
00:41:43,468 --> 00:41:46,437
I don't want to see your life
go down the crapper, alright?

561
00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:47,939
- You understand?
- Mm-hmm.

562
00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:50,475
Heck, I feel culpable in all this.

563
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,810
You came in for help, you asked for it,

564
00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:54,779
and I turned a blind eye.

565
00:41:56,481 --> 00:41:59,250
Listen, I've been giving this thought.

566
00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:02,687
A couple of young guys like us
shouldn't spend that much time

567
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,322
away from their family.

568
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:07,658
You're here all night,
you sleep all darn day.

569
00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:10,195
You need a staycation.

570
00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:11,562
A what?

571
00:42:11,596 --> 00:42:13,131
Coined the term myself.

572
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:16,001
It means you take a vacation
but you stay put.

573
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:19,070
I want you and Marty
take a look at your calendar,

574
00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:21,439
pick a weekend, and then she and Roxy

575
00:42:21,472 --> 00:42:23,941
can come stay here
at the hotel with you.

576
00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:26,311
Pick out one of those handicap suites

577
00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:29,914
with plenty of leg room,
completely gratis.

578
00:42:29,947 --> 00:42:32,317
You still have to work your night shift,

579
00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:35,153
but at least you get
to see more of them.

580
00:42:39,524 --> 00:42:42,393
I suppose you'll want your cut now.

581
00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:46,597
I did dip into your half
for some incidentals,

582
00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:49,834
business expenses.

583
00:42:49,867 --> 00:42:52,737
I was planning to pay you back
with my cut from future jobs

584
00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:54,905
but you're pulling the plug
on the whole operation.

585
00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:56,307
Where am I dropping you?

586
00:42:56,341 --> 00:42:58,709
Bus station's fine.

587
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:03,881
Such a big-shot, Y2K.

588
00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,383
What about you?

589
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:08,853
One scare and you're pulling
the plug on the plan?

590
00:43:08,886 --> 00:43:11,322
- Yep.
- I thought we were friends.

591
00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:16,661
I don't even know your fucking name.

592
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:25,370
It's bigger than Y2K.
That's just the tipping point.

593
00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:29,474
We're about to witness a cosmological
shift that breaks all bonds.

594
00:43:29,507 --> 00:43:33,044
No one likes a prophet, but
I tell you this because I care.

595
00:43:33,078 --> 00:43:35,313
If you want to save
your family, the only way

596
00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:38,349
is to send them through the wormhole
early before the inversion.

597
00:43:38,383 --> 00:43:42,587
That way they're ahead of the shift, and
they won't get lost in the undertow.

598
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,655
Enough.

599
00:43:44,689 --> 00:43:48,359
When the inversion happens, everything
will seem upside down, reality shifts.

600
00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:50,761
What's right is wrong,
what's wrong is gonna be right.

601
00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,530
Enough!

602
00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:56,134
Okay, just shut the fuck up.

603
00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:58,403
I can't listen to this shit anymore.

604
00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:03,574
You're not the prophet of anything.

605
00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:07,312
You're a fucking lunatic.

606
00:44:07,345 --> 00:44:10,648
And we're not friends.

607
00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:13,151
It's over, okay?

608
00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:30,435
Why do mommy and dad need privacy?

609
00:44:31,936 --> 00:44:35,173
'Cause they don't like somebody

610
00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:37,975
to go in the bathroom and see them.

611
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:40,545
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm. You're so smart.

612
00:44:40,578 --> 00:44:42,613
You call it privacy

613
00:44:42,647 --> 00:44:48,786
and privacy on the potty
and somebody's going.

614
00:44:48,819 --> 00:44:50,555
This is a elephant...

615
00:44:50,588 --> 00:44:53,224
And a elephant goes...

616
00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:56,227
and then a elephant goes, "Ooooo"!

617
00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:00,931
I won the lottery.

618
00:45:00,965 --> 00:45:03,368
What are you talking about?

619
00:45:05,303 --> 00:45:08,173
You had no reason to trust me.

620
00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,807
Why? You're cute.

621
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,611
No, I was a bum.

622
00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:15,313
You're a cute bum.

623
00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:20,718
All dirty and fleas and grimy teeth.

624
00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:23,154
You didn't have fleas.

625
00:45:23,188 --> 00:45:27,124
And you're just...

626
00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:29,494
the most pristine little church girl,

627
00:45:29,527 --> 00:45:33,531
ladling me soup,
talking to me about Jesus.

628
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:36,434
Alright.

629
00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:39,537
If that's the way you like
to remember it, that's fine.

630
00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:45,376
That is how I like to remember it.

631
00:45:49,113 --> 00:45:51,316
The way I remember it...

632
00:45:54,452 --> 00:45:57,021
I brought you into the pantry

633
00:45:57,054 --> 00:45:59,790
and you were so starved for affection,

634
00:45:59,824 --> 00:46:02,993
you fell in love right away.

635
00:46:03,027 --> 00:46:06,231
And you've been trapped ever since.

636
00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:31,756
Want to hold him?

637
00:46:33,324 --> 00:46:36,227
- No, you hold him.
- Okay.

638
00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:39,163
- He likes to be my friend.
- He loves you.

639
00:46:39,196 --> 00:46:44,402
Hey, hey, hey, froggy.

640
00:46:44,435 --> 00:46:47,305
It's a wonderful night
at Amenity Inn and Suites.

641
00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:49,407
Mind if I put you on hold?

642
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,642
Mama's on vacation right now.

643
00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:54,612
- Mama's on vacation right now.
- Mm-hmm.

644
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:57,548
Why is Mama going on a vacation?

645
00:46:57,582 --> 00:46:59,684
Oh, she just needed a rest.

646
00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:01,286
- Mama?
- Yes?

647
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:04,355
- Come with us.
- Okay.

648
00:47:04,389 --> 00:47:06,791
What do you think daddy's up to?

649
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,626
What... where is daddy?

650
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,395
He's working.

651
00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:12,597
Where are you going?

652
00:47:12,630 --> 00:47:15,132
The babies are going to find their dad.

653
00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:17,968
Sir, I don't think you're
hearing me, this room is damp.

654
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:18,903
It's musty.

655
00:47:18,935 --> 00:47:21,236
Ma'am, I'm more than happy
to move you to another room.

656
00:47:21,238 --> 00:47:25,643
♪ There's two in the bed
and the little one said... ♪

657
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,878
Did daddy teach you that song?

658
00:47:27,912 --> 00:47:31,349
You've already moved me.
This is the second time you've moved me.

659
00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:33,217
I am exhausted.
This is unacceptable.

660
00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:35,152
If you give me one minute,

661
00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:38,356
I, I promise I will resolve the issue.

662
00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:41,359
How's it going?

663
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:43,894
Doing okay. How are you guys holding up?

664
00:47:43,928 --> 00:47:47,064
Good, good.
She wants you to tuck her in.

665
00:47:47,097 --> 00:47:49,099
- Hey.
- Sleepy girl.

666
00:47:49,133 --> 00:47:52,703
I would love to tuck you in, sleepy.

667
00:47:52,737 --> 00:47:56,040
You going to have a break sometime soon?

668
00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:57,575
Twenty minutes.

669
00:47:57,608 --> 00:48:01,245
Think you can... think you can
stay up for 20 minutes?

670
00:48:01,278 --> 00:48:03,648
- What do you think, baby?
- Can you stay up with me?

671
00:48:03,681 --> 00:48:06,150
So daddy can give you a kiss good night?

672
00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:09,687
♪ There were four in the bed ♪

673
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:14,892
♪ There were two in the bed
and the little one said... ♪

674
00:48:14,925 --> 00:48:17,094
What did they say?

675
00:48:17,127 --> 00:48:20,631
♪ Roll over! Roll over! ♪

676
00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:23,000
♪ And they all rolled over ♪

677
00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:24,635
♪ One fell out ♪

678
00:48:24,669 --> 00:48:27,171
♪ And he gave a little scream ♪

679
00:48:27,204 --> 00:48:29,574
♪ And he gave a little shout ♪

680
00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:32,677
♪ Please remember to tie... ♪

681
00:48:32,710 --> 00:48:35,713
Bye. See you later.

682
00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:38,916
- Mm.
- Twenty minutes?

683
00:48:38,949 --> 00:48:40,618
Okay. Twenty minutes.

684
00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:42,520
- Yeah.
- Twenty minutes. Stay up.

685
00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:47,992
Jonah, you about done with those EOD's?

686
00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:49,794
Oh, I didn't have a chance,

687
00:48:49,827 --> 00:48:53,030
but I will get them to you
first thing tomorrow.

688
00:48:53,063 --> 00:48:54,799
My family's here, remember?

689
00:48:54,832 --> 00:48:58,035
It'll take you 30 minutes tops.
I do need those tonight.

690
00:49:00,170 --> 00:49:02,707
Seal yourself to your
loved ones in the Holy Temple

691
00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:05,710
so that you may be bound
together for all eternity.

692
00:49:05,743 --> 00:49:07,378
Each one is really one-of-a-kind.

693
00:49:07,412 --> 00:49:09,313
You're not gonna find these in a store.

694
00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:11,549
You're not gonna
find these in a catalog.

695
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,389
Can a heart ever be whole?

696
00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:20,525
Only the whale knows these secrets.

697
00:49:20,558 --> 00:49:23,127
The whale is the living temple.

698
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,697
Go, Jonah, to the mountain,
go, Jonah, to the sea,

699
00:49:26,731 --> 00:49:28,999
as far away from yourself
as you can get.

700
00:49:29,033 --> 00:49:32,637
The storm will follow
and nothing is for certain.

701
00:49:32,670 --> 00:49:34,550
Do you understand? Amen!

702
00:49:34,572 --> 00:49:36,741
Can I get an amen?

703
00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:54,018
Hey, baby.

704
00:52:03,253 --> 00:52:04,655
What happened to you?

705
00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:06,824
I took a beating.

706
00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:09,326
I think someone's trying
to get rid of me.

707
00:52:09,359 --> 00:52:11,696
No one likes a guy who sees too much.

708
00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:14,098
You should call the police.

709
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:17,702
Nah, told you, I'm outside the system.

710
00:52:17,735 --> 00:52:20,337
I thought you were leaving town.

711
00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:22,807
I was. I am.

712
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,575
Tomorrow.

713
00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:29,814
Can I have a room tonight?

714
00:52:31,115 --> 00:52:34,084
I'm not asking for a handout.
I'll pay you back.

715
00:52:39,356 --> 00:52:41,859
All right, doesn't matter.

716
00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:45,195
I don't know you and you don't know me.

717
00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,174
No more funny business, I promise.

718
00:52:57,207 --> 00:53:00,444
You don't have to promise because
I know there's not going to be.

719
00:53:00,477 --> 00:53:02,146
I'm putting you next-door to me.

720
00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:05,082
- You're staying here too?
- With my family.

721
00:53:05,115 --> 00:53:07,652
Oh, your family's here.
Hey, can I meet them?

722
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:12,189
Okay, okay, you won't hear a peep out
of me. You won't know I'm there.

723
00:53:12,222 --> 00:53:14,590
- You're out by noon tomorrow, no later.
- I'll be gone long before that.

724
00:53:14,591 --> 00:53:15,826
- It's the last time.
- Yeah.

725
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:18,328
One more night and that's it.

726
00:53:20,230 --> 00:53:24,301
This is a good deed
and it won't go unnoticed.

727
00:53:24,334 --> 00:53:26,236
I plan to repay you in full.

728
00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:18,856
Black hole to butthole.

729
00:54:18,889 --> 00:54:21,391
Now, the universe is shaped
like an apple

730
00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:25,996
and through its core runs a secret
passageway, completely through it.

731
00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:28,332
When the great inversion occurs,

732
00:54:28,365 --> 00:54:30,134
the spin of the universe

733
00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:34,071
will be reversed upon itself,
creating a cosmological storm

734
00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:37,007
of unfathomable power, then bang,

735
00:54:37,041 --> 00:54:39,643
a new Big Bang, a brand-new cycle,

736
00:54:39,676 --> 00:54:44,181
eternal recurrence of the almost
same, over and over again,

737
00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:45,415
no escape.

738
00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:51,756
Perhaps there is a tiny
island to be found

739
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,959
with a brief respite,
like the eye of a hurricane.

740
00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:59,196
This place exists and doesn't exist.

741
00:54:59,229 --> 00:55:03,000
The perpetual calm
of the center of a black hole

742
00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:05,635
where ideas are hatched and formed,

743
00:55:05,669 --> 00:55:09,139
where loved ones fish on the
shores of the cosmos together,

744
00:55:09,173 --> 00:55:12,042
hopefully with respect and humility,

745
00:55:12,076 --> 00:55:16,713
with immense gratitude for
this rare and special peace.

746
00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:05,529
Oh, my God, Jonah, I'm so sorry.

747
00:56:05,562 --> 00:56:08,165
Shit.

748
00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:13,470
All right.

749
00:56:13,503 --> 00:56:16,073
I am...

750
00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:19,810
Good.

751
00:56:19,844 --> 00:56:22,012
Sleep tight.

752
00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:25,262
No.

753
01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:37,914
I gave, gave him a room.

754
01:03:39,549 --> 01:03:40,917
What room?

755
01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:42,586
Your wife's room?

756
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:45,855
The one next-door.

757
01:03:47,991 --> 01:03:50,026
Trying to do a good deed.

758
01:03:50,059 --> 01:03:53,096
What good deed was that?

759
01:03:53,129 --> 01:03:55,632
He needed a...

760
01:03:57,901 --> 01:04:01,204
he needed a bed for the night.

761
01:04:01,237 --> 01:04:04,541
I know what that's like.

762
01:04:06,042 --> 01:04:07,811
So, you let a homeless man

763
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:11,381
stay in the room
next to your wife and child.

764
01:04:13,650 --> 01:04:15,018
Yeah.

765
01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:19,456
Yeah.

766
01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:31,000
- Did you get an ID?
- No.

767
01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:32,502
No.

768
01:04:32,536 --> 01:04:35,271
- Or a name?
- No.

769
01:04:35,305 --> 01:04:37,607
No. No.

770
01:04:40,310 --> 01:04:42,379
He said he was, uh...

771
01:04:42,412 --> 01:04:45,549
going to, uh... said he
was going to leave town.

772
01:04:45,582 --> 01:04:47,451
He was going to, I don't know,

773
01:04:47,484 --> 01:04:49,853
check the bus station.

774
01:04:52,789 --> 01:04:55,592
Check the bus station.

775
01:04:55,625 --> 01:04:59,295
I want to get you in front
of a composite artist

776
01:04:59,329 --> 01:05:02,332
while his face is still
fresh in your mind.

777
01:05:02,366 --> 01:05:06,302
We'll get a sketch out there.
We'll see what we can round up.

778
01:05:06,336 --> 01:05:08,204
- Okay?
- Thank you.

779
01:05:08,237 --> 01:05:10,006
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

780
01:05:10,039 --> 01:05:11,575
Thank you.

781
01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:46,195
Santa?

782
01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:48,164
Are we being robbed?

783
01:07:55,839 --> 01:07:57,907
How long are you planning on staying?

784
01:08:03,046 --> 01:08:06,583
You know, I need to warn you,
our children and grandchildren

785
01:08:06,616 --> 01:08:08,852
are coming up this weekend.

786
01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:14,891
They had to spend Christmas
with Leon's family,

787
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:17,927
but they'll be here for New Year's.

788
01:08:19,563 --> 01:08:21,965
I hope you'll be gone by then.

789
01:08:21,998 --> 01:08:24,634
That smells yummy.

790
01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:27,737
It does, doesn't it?

791
01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:30,840
Nice young man is making dinner for us.

792
01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,547
It's going to be all right, Will.

793
01:08:39,215 --> 01:08:40,617
It'll be okay.

794
01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:44,453
Oh, isn't that wonderful?

795
01:08:44,487 --> 01:08:48,091
- Looks good, doesn't it, Will?
- Mm.

796
01:08:51,094 --> 01:08:56,733
Oh, no, please, we...
No guns at the table.

797
01:08:56,766 --> 01:08:59,603
Rounding out 24 hours of sacred music

798
01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:01,270
on this Christmas night,

799
01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:03,072
that was "Carol of the Bells"...

800
01:09:19,422 --> 01:09:21,024
Hmm.

801
01:09:26,195 --> 01:09:27,697
Oh, yeah.

802
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:33,236
Oh, yeah.

803
01:09:33,269 --> 01:09:34,704
Whoop-whoop-whoop.

804
01:09:37,140 --> 01:09:39,976
Mmm.

805
01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,745
Mmm!

806
01:09:44,047 --> 01:09:46,115
Hmm-mm-mm.

807
01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:55,859
Oh.

808
01:09:59,462 --> 01:10:01,564
Where's your coat?

809
01:10:01,597 --> 01:10:04,133
Never gave me my birthday present.

810
01:10:04,167 --> 01:10:05,669
I never...

811
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:09,706
He came to the party
and he didn't have a present.

812
01:10:09,739 --> 01:10:11,207
Even though I was getting told

813
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:14,744
for a person's birthday
without bringing a present...

814
01:10:14,778 --> 01:10:17,246
But I didn't have... Hmm.

815
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:20,249
It was a good birthday,
though, wasn't it?

816
01:10:20,283 --> 01:10:22,485
Mm, mm-hmm.

817
01:10:22,518 --> 01:10:26,355
Well... I expected him to go home,

818
01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:29,125
but he didn't go home
and he didn't have a present

819
01:10:29,158 --> 01:10:31,928
and he didn't ever bring me a present.

820
01:10:31,961 --> 01:10:37,400
That's the biggest
disappointment I ever had.

821
01:10:39,635 --> 01:10:41,871
No, that's not true.

822
01:10:41,905 --> 01:10:47,076
I dreamed that I... I got cowboy chaps.

823
01:10:48,544 --> 01:10:53,249
I got cowboy chaps and I woke up

824
01:10:53,282 --> 01:10:55,084
and I...

825
01:10:55,118 --> 01:10:56,786
I went... Oh, that's wonderful.

826
01:10:58,287 --> 01:11:01,657
I went to my closet
and I looked for my cowboy chaps

827
01:11:01,691 --> 01:11:03,359
and they weren't there.

828
01:11:03,392 --> 01:11:04,794
Yeah.

829
01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:08,765
And I asked my mother,
"Where are my chaps"?

830
01:11:08,798 --> 01:11:12,635
And she didn't know
what I was talking about.

831
01:11:12,668 --> 01:11:16,773
And I was inconsolable.

832
01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:22,245
That was a long time ago, Will.

833
01:11:35,158 --> 01:11:38,728
Oh, you brought some more things for us.

834
01:11:38,762 --> 01:11:40,263
That's really wonderful.

835
01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:41,998
My favorite pillow.

836
01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:44,167
This should be very
comfortable for tonight.

837
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:47,904
How long do you plan
on keeping us down here?

838
01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:53,709
Thank you. Do you think maybe we
could talk in the morning about...

839
01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:16,099
Oh, very nice.

840
01:12:16,132 --> 01:12:18,701
Oh, that'll do great. Thank you.

841
01:12:18,734 --> 01:12:20,503
Let's, let's talk...

842
01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:35,351
Oh, that's lovely.

843
01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:37,921
And again, maybe tomorrow...

844
01:13:22,165 --> 01:13:25,001
Hey, Jonah, would you mind coming down

845
01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:26,769
to the station tomorrow?

846
01:13:26,802 --> 01:13:29,906
I just have a couple of additional
questions I want to ask you.

847
01:13:29,939 --> 01:13:32,608
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.

848
01:13:32,641 --> 01:13:34,143
Hey, by the way,

849
01:13:34,177 --> 01:13:36,880
what time did you say
that homeless man came in?

850
01:13:38,747 --> 01:13:41,284
- It was late.
- Hmm.

851
01:13:41,317 --> 01:13:44,220
Sometime after midnight.

852
01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:45,989
Hmm.

853
01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:50,994
See, the thing is, we looked over

854
01:13:51,027 --> 01:13:56,332
all of that security footage
from the lobby security camera.

855
01:13:56,365 --> 01:13:59,202
We didn't find anyone
matching his description.

856
01:13:59,235 --> 01:14:03,572
As a matter of fact,
nobody came in after midnight.

857
01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:16,519
I... I'm sorry to bother you
on a day like today.

858
01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:27,563
♪ A... men ♪

859
01:14:27,596 --> 01:14:32,001
The holy father has a plan for us all.

860
01:14:33,736 --> 01:14:36,205
We may not understand his reasons,

861
01:14:36,239 --> 01:14:40,176
but we must never doubt
that he has them.

862
01:14:40,209 --> 01:14:43,947
Now, at this time,
I'd like to invite Jonah,

863
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:46,615
Marty's husband and Roxanne's father,

864
01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:49,218
to say a few words.

865
01:15:23,919 --> 01:15:26,122
It's impossible.

866
01:15:28,591 --> 01:15:30,559
It's impossible.

867
01:15:40,836 --> 01:15:43,206
I don't believe it.

868
01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:57,420
Uh... the procession to the graveside...

869
01:16:59,315 --> 01:17:04,153
Young man, this has gone on long enough.

870
01:17:04,187 --> 01:17:08,557
You let us out of here
and I won't call the cops.

871
01:17:08,591 --> 01:17:10,459
Bob, how was your trip?

872
01:17:10,493 --> 01:17:12,495
How was your drive up here?

873
01:17:12,528 --> 01:17:15,331
- Honey.
- I know. Did you take 80?

874
01:17:15,364 --> 01:17:18,101
- Honey, this is not Bob!
- Did you take 80?

875
01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:21,504
I want you to let us out of here now.

876
01:17:21,537 --> 01:17:22,605
Do you understand?

877
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:25,508
We've had enough.
It's not a game anymore.

878
01:17:25,541 --> 01:17:29,212
You need to let us go.
Take whatever it is you want.

879
01:17:29,245 --> 01:17:33,116
We had the most beautiful purple tree.

880
01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:36,885
No, no! What are you doing?

881
01:17:36,919 --> 01:17:40,123
I didn't know the name of it.

882
01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:43,292
What... what are you doing?

883
01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:50,899
Don't want your pants!
We want to get out of here!

884
01:17:50,933 --> 01:17:54,803
Please, let us out of here!
Please!

885
01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:57,706
Gathered stories of hope and
inspiration from across the nation

886
01:17:57,740 --> 01:18:00,943
in a segment we like to call
"Christmas Miracles".

887
01:18:00,976 --> 01:18:04,613
After a hurricane tore through Kathy
Rose's Corpus Christi home in May,

888
01:18:04,647 --> 01:18:07,216
she found a nativity
hand-painted by her late mother

889
01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:09,185
was smashed to pieces.

890
01:18:09,218 --> 01:18:11,454
She kept the shards wrapped
in newspaper in the attic.

891
01:18:11,487 --> 01:18:13,722
She couldn't bring herself
to throw them away.

892
01:18:13,756 --> 01:18:16,925
On Christmas morning, she decided
to unwrap the broken pieces

893
01:18:16,959 --> 01:18:20,696
to see if she could perhaps glue
some of the figures back together,

894
01:18:20,729 --> 01:18:22,631
and then she saw it.

895
01:18:22,665 --> 01:18:24,233
Baby Jesus was intact.

896
01:18:24,267 --> 01:18:26,101
He was perfect.

897
01:18:26,135 --> 01:18:29,572
When I saw him, I sat down
in the chair and just started crying,

898
01:18:29,605 --> 01:18:35,311
because I knew that God
and all His angels

899
01:18:35,344 --> 01:18:38,113
had been watching out for me.

900
01:18:38,147 --> 01:18:40,416
That's how I survived the storm.

901
01:18:40,449 --> 01:18:43,252
In another story of faith and survival,

902
01:18:43,286 --> 01:18:46,689
a note in a bottle washed up
on a San Diego beach yesterday

903
01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:48,224
just in time for Christmas.

904
01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:51,093
The note was in Spanish.
Translated, it said,

905
01:18:51,126 --> 01:18:53,596
"My name is Onus Quato."

906
01:18:53,629 --> 01:18:57,433
"I've been lost at sea for 1,000 days."

907
01:18:57,466 --> 01:19:00,169
"The water has always been calm."

908
01:19:00,203 --> 01:19:03,739
We managed to track down
information on Onus Quato

909
01:19:03,772 --> 01:19:06,842
and confirmed he was lost
on a commercial fishing voyage

910
01:19:06,875 --> 01:19:10,579
during a storm off the coast
of Mexico and presumed dead.

911
01:19:10,613 --> 01:19:14,183
When his mother was delivered
the note by San Diego police,

912
01:19:14,217 --> 01:19:17,286
she was overcome with hope.

913
01:20:24,019 --> 01:20:25,554
Confused?

914
01:20:25,588 --> 01:20:26,822
Afraid?

915
01:20:26,855 --> 01:20:28,724
Unsure of who you really are?

916
01:20:28,757 --> 01:20:32,027
Are you looking for advice
about love or loss?

917
01:20:32,060 --> 01:20:35,331
Do you have questions about
the true nature of reality?

918
01:20:35,364 --> 01:20:38,467
Call for a free consultation
and you'll talk one-on-one

919
01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:40,636
with Doctor Tabitha Moon.

920
01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:43,238
She's live in the studio now
waiting for your call.

921
01:20:43,272 --> 01:20:45,441
Please! Help us!

922
01:20:45,474 --> 01:20:48,043
Greetings.
I'm here to share my gift.

923
01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:52,080
The number is there
on the edge of the screen.

924
01:20:52,114 --> 01:20:53,549
Call me now

925
01:20:53,582 --> 01:20:56,752
and I will do my best to answer

926
01:20:56,785 --> 01:21:00,188
whatever question is in your heart.

927
01:21:00,222 --> 01:21:01,690
Hello?

928
01:21:01,724 --> 01:21:03,726
This is Doctor Moon.

929
01:21:03,759 --> 01:21:06,094
Hey, Dr. Moon.

930
01:21:06,128 --> 01:21:09,064
I've been feeling lost lately, you know,

931
01:21:09,097 --> 01:21:11,967
figuring out what my true purpose is.

932
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,002
And I've been thinking about...

933
01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:18,707
just quitting my job,
but I don't really know...

934
01:21:20,643 --> 01:21:21,944
Howdy.

935
01:21:21,977 --> 01:21:23,612
Good morning.

936
01:21:23,646 --> 01:21:28,183
- Is this your house?
- It is.

937
01:21:28,216 --> 01:21:29,718
What's your name?

938
01:21:31,687 --> 01:21:33,456
Bob.

939
01:21:33,489 --> 01:21:36,659
Oh, you're old Willie's son, aren't you?

940
01:21:38,193 --> 01:21:40,128
You look just like him, I have to say.

941
01:21:40,162 --> 01:21:44,367
You're probably sick and tired of
hearing that though, aren't you?

942
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:48,136
Say, are your folks up here
for the holidays as well?

943
01:21:48,170 --> 01:21:51,940
They're just in town, they went
to get some provisions.

944
01:21:51,974 --> 01:21:54,377
I see. Well, I don't want
to disturb your holiday,

945
01:21:54,410 --> 01:21:57,012
but we're out here just telling people

946
01:21:57,045 --> 01:22:01,116
that, uh, Buster the mountain man
has been seen roaming our area,

947
01:22:01,149 --> 01:22:05,220
and if you guys stay home,
you know, he won't disturb you,

948
01:22:05,253 --> 01:22:08,824
but just keep a watch out, yeah?

949
01:22:08,857 --> 01:22:11,427
And let us know if you see
or hear anything suspicious.

950
01:22:11,460 --> 01:22:13,195
Just give us, give us a holler.

951
01:22:13,228 --> 01:22:15,431
- Will do.
- All right.

952
01:22:15,464 --> 01:22:17,366
Have a nice holiday.

953
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:20,436
Happy holidays to you too.
I'll tell the folks you said hello.

954
01:22:20,469 --> 01:22:23,071
- Thank you, bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.

955
01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:32,715
...what your dream is to live.

956
01:22:32,748 --> 01:22:35,150
Why are you here?

957
01:22:35,183 --> 01:22:38,654
That's what you want to work on.

958
01:22:38,687 --> 01:22:42,958
That's the most important question.

959
01:22:42,991 --> 01:22:44,693
Thank you.

960
01:22:44,727 --> 01:22:46,829
Thank you for calling.

961
01:22:50,566 --> 01:22:53,268
Finished with the homes
on the western side.

962
01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:55,103
I'm going to go downriver.

963
01:22:55,137 --> 01:22:58,340
Did you hit the Bowery cabin
over at James Pond?

964
01:22:58,373 --> 01:23:01,677
Affirmative. Spoke to Bob.

965
01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:03,011
Say again?

966
01:23:03,045 --> 01:23:08,517
I spoke to Bob Bowery.
No sign of Buster on his land.

967
01:23:08,551 --> 01:23:11,487
Joe, Bob Bowery's been dead for years.

968
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:14,490
Either you've seen a ghost
or that was Buster.

969
01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:21,897
Tonight, light a candle for him

970
01:23:21,930 --> 01:23:24,800
and say a healing prayer.

971
01:23:26,268 --> 01:23:27,570
Thank you.

972
01:23:27,603 --> 01:23:30,305
Thank you for calling.

973
01:23:30,338 --> 01:23:33,609
Who's next? I want to serve you.

974
01:23:33,642 --> 01:23:35,844
The telephone number is on the screen.

975
01:23:35,878 --> 01:23:40,749
I'm here, live, waiting for your call.

976
01:23:40,783 --> 01:23:43,385
Hello, this is Doctor Moon.

977
01:23:43,418 --> 01:23:44,920
Where am I?

978
01:23:44,953 --> 01:23:48,123
I'm not sure I understand the question.

979
01:23:48,156 --> 01:23:51,159
Tell me where I am.

980
01:23:53,295 --> 01:23:55,664
You're on a boat.

981
01:24:00,302 --> 01:24:04,439
You've been there for a long time.

982
01:24:04,473 --> 01:24:07,442
Why am I there?

983
01:24:07,476 --> 01:24:10,613
There's been a mistake.

984
01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:13,916
There's a bug in the system.

985
01:24:18,954 --> 01:24:21,456
How can I fix it?

986
01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:23,992
We sent an exterminator.

987
01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:27,696
I'm like a roving exterminator.

988
01:24:27,730 --> 01:24:30,165
I find the bugs, I fix the binary.

989
01:24:31,767 --> 01:24:34,770
We are sorry for your loss.

990
01:27:26,775 --> 01:27:28,643
I'm sorry.

991
01:27:30,645 --> 01:27:33,315
I'm sorry, too.

992
01:27:33,348 --> 01:27:34,850
You look tired.

993
01:27:34,883 --> 01:27:37,119
- Papi.
- I'll make you tea.

994
01:27:37,152 --> 01:27:38,253
Papi?

995
01:27:38,286 --> 01:27:40,856
- Don't do that.
- I'm sorry.

996
01:27:40,889 --> 01:27:43,091
You said you weren't going to do that.

997
01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:45,828
I won't do that.

998
01:27:45,861 --> 01:27:47,162
I'm sorry.

999
01:27:47,195 --> 01:27:49,364
I've been singing this song.

1000
01:31:08,030 --> 01:31:09,965
Happy New Year, Buster.

1001
01:31:09,998 --> 01:31:13,201
Hey, we got your cave surrounded, huh?

1002
01:31:13,235 --> 01:31:16,238
So come out with your hands up.

1003
01:31:16,271 --> 01:31:20,342
Come on, Buster,
this is your last chance.

1004
01:31:35,623 --> 01:31:37,059
Shit.

1005
01:31:49,037 --> 01:31:54,943
♪ ...and pou'd the gowans fine ♪

1006
01:31:54,977 --> 01:31:58,013
♪ We've wander'd ♪

1007
01:31:58,046 --> 01:32:02,250
♪ Many a weary foot ♪

1008
01:32:02,284 --> 01:32:08,690
♪ Sin' auld lang syne ♪

1009
01:32:08,723 --> 01:32:10,358
Watch it, now.

1010
01:32:10,392 --> 01:32:16,664
♪ For auld lang syne, my dear ♪

1011
01:32:16,698 --> 01:32:22,370
♪ For auld lang syne ♪

1012
01:32:23,705 --> 01:32:26,274
♪ We'll take a cup... ♪

1013
01:32:26,308 --> 01:32:28,243
I don't see anything.

1014
01:32:28,276 --> 01:32:30,478
Oh, my...

1015
01:32:30,512 --> 01:32:31,746
Hell.

1016
01:32:31,779 --> 01:32:36,451
♪ For auld lang ♪

1017
01:32:36,484 --> 01:32:39,087
♪ Syne ♪

1018
01:32:39,121 --> 01:32:45,860
♪ And here's a hand my trusty friend ♪

1019
01:32:45,893 --> 01:32:52,267
♪ And give a hand o' thine ♪

1020
01:32:52,300 --> 01:32:59,007
♪ We'll take a cup of kindness yet ♪

1021
01:32:59,041 --> 01:33:04,712
♪ For auld lang syne ♪

1022
01:33:27,035 --> 01:33:30,138
♪ Go tell it ♪

1023
01:33:30,172 --> 01:33:35,610
♪ On the mountain ♪

1024
01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:43,118
♪ Over the sea and ♪

1025
01:33:43,151 --> 01:33:49,257
♪ Everywhere... ♪

1026
01:33:55,029 --> 01:33:58,266
♪ Go tell it ♪

1027
01:33:58,300 --> 01:34:02,837
♪ On the mountain ♪

1028
01:34:02,870 --> 01:34:07,709
♪ To set my spirit ♪

1029
01:34:07,742 --> 01:34:09,877
♪ Free ♪

1030
01:34:29,464 --> 01:34:32,967
♪ See me wandering back again ♪

1031
01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:36,104
♪ Set my spirit free ♪

1032
01:34:36,138 --> 01:34:40,108
♪ Crept and toiled upon the land ♪

1033
01:34:40,142 --> 01:34:43,211
♪ Set my spirit free ♪

1034
01:34:43,245 --> 01:34:46,648
♪ Hide and seek go back again ♪

1035
01:34:46,681 --> 01:34:49,717
♪ Set my spirit free ♪

1036
01:34:49,751 --> 01:34:53,655
♪ For the Lord will show the way to ♪

1037
01:34:53,688 --> 01:34:56,458
♪ Set my spirit free ♪

1038
01:34:56,491 --> 01:34:58,460
♪ Who's that watching me in the dark? ♪

1039
01:34:58,493 --> 01:35:01,163
- ♪ Who is that watching me ♪
- ♪ Set my spirit free ♪

1040
01:35:01,196 --> 01:35:03,731
♪ In the dark? ♪

1041
01:35:03,765 --> 01:35:05,433
♪ Who gives the fire in every spark? ♪

1042
01:35:05,467 --> 01:35:09,204
♪ Who gives fire in every spark? ♪

1043
01:35:09,237 --> 01:35:10,472
♪ Ohh ♪

1044
01:35:10,505 --> 01:35:13,608
♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪

1045
01:35:13,641 --> 01:35:17,179
♪ Over the sea and everywhere ♪

1046
01:35:17,212 --> 01:35:20,148
♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪

1047
01:35:20,182 --> 01:35:23,818
♪ To set my spirit free ♪

1048
01:35:23,851 --> 01:35:27,155
♪ To set my spirit free ♪

1049
01:35:27,189 --> 01:35:30,057
♪ To set my spirit free ♪

1050
01:35:37,332 --> 01:35:40,435
♪ See me bouncing back once more ♪

1051
01:35:40,468 --> 01:35:43,538
♪ Set my spirit free ♪

1052
01:35:43,571 --> 01:35:47,709
♪ I done knocked on every door so ♪

1053
01:35:47,742 --> 01:35:50,612
♪ Set my spirit free ♪

1054
01:35:50,645 --> 01:35:54,249
♪ Batter down the door shall I to ♪

1055
01:35:54,282 --> 01:35:57,285
♪ Set my spirit free ♪

1056
01:35:57,319 --> 01:36:01,256
♪ Go tell it on the mountain to ♪

1057
01:36:01,289 --> 01:36:04,392
♪ Set my spirit free ♪

1058
01:36:04,426 --> 01:36:06,894
♪ Go tell it ♪

1059
01:36:06,928 --> 01:36:08,162
♪ On the mountain ♪

1060
01:36:08,196 --> 01:36:11,032
♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪

1061
01:36:11,065 --> 01:36:13,668
♪ Over the sea ♪

1062
01:36:13,701 --> 01:36:17,972
♪ And everywhere ♪

1063
01:36:18,005 --> 01:36:20,408
♪ Go tell it ♪

1064
01:36:20,442 --> 01:36:21,876
♪ On the mountain ♪

1065
01:36:21,909 --> 01:36:24,346
♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪

1066
01:36:24,379 --> 01:36:29,016
♪ To set my spirit free ♪

1067
01:36:29,050 --> 01:36:31,453
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

1068
01:36:31,486 --> 01:36:38,626
♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪

1069
01:36:38,660 --> 01:36:40,995
♪ Over the sea ♪

1070
01:36:41,028 --> 01:36:45,333
♪ And everywhere ♪

1071
01:36:45,367 --> 01:36:51,873
♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪

1072
01:36:51,906 --> 01:36:55,743
♪ To set my spirit ♪

1073
01:36:55,777 --> 01:36:58,813
♪ Free ♪

1074
01:36:58,846 --> 01:37:02,984
♪ To set my spirit ♪

1075
01:37:03,017 --> 01:37:05,453
♪ Free ♪

1076
01:37:05,487 --> 01:37:10,057
♪ To set my spirit ♪

1077
01:37:10,091 --> 01:37:15,330
♪ Free ♪