Formal Friend Contract

All lines in the document are written first in a beautiful but unintelligible script and then, below, in English.

This document is to enumerate the terms and conditions of the contract between Gehenna of Hell and Amy of London.
All terms and conditions enumerated herein apply both to Gehenna and Amy equally.
Lines of communication must remain open.
Lines of communication must be used regularly, at an average rate of at least weekly.
Recreational time is to be spent jointly, at least half an hour weekly.
Sorrows and irritations are to be shared.
Sympathy must be shown when lines of communication are used.
No additional contracts may be entered into between these two contracted parties.
This contract may be ended by destruction of this document.
Failure to meet the terms and conditions enumerated herein for any other reason will result in the forfeiture of the offending party's soul.

Underneath, there is a beautiful symbol that Amy cannot understand. Next to it a brown smudge that Amy might realize is dried blood. There is also a line, presumably for Amy's signature.