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- -- misplacedInspiration [MI] began pestering kittyPulverizer [KP] --
- MI: chaio
- KP: sup, dude
- KP: so what's going on
- MI: nothing at all, i don't have motivation to make anything right now
- KP: oh
- KP: that sucks
- KP: here maybe i can find something to get you some motivation
- MI: tell me about it
- MI: yeah?
- KP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMDhyDFqtz8&feature=related
- KP: there
- KP: kittens are always good inspirations
- MI: cats?
- MI: you're throwing cats at me?
- KP: is there something wrong with cats
- KP: :I
- MI: no i'm only having a laugh
- MI: i'm not really an animal person
- KP: look at this and tell me that it's not epic and inspiring http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btxCxlO1Euc&feature=relmfu
- KP: i mean come on
- MI: a cat fight?
- KP: see i bet you are full of good ideas now
- MI: alright, that is pretty hilarious
- KP: i am good at finding inspiration, obviously
- KP: i mean cats are totes cooler than boring golden towers
- MI: i can bloody well agree with you there
- MI: but no offense, but i wouldn't exactly call it inspiring
- MI: unless i was going to make crappy image manips
- KP: but they would be the best crappy image manips
- KP: rule of thumb cats are always great
- KP: but whatever
- MI: you know, fine, i'll break out photoshop
- MI: give it a go
- KP: awesome
- KP: show me what you make when you're done
- KP: :I
- KP: ... hmm i just realized i don't have a smiling smilie just a sec
- KP: ^o3o^
- KP: no that's retarded
- MI: i don't get that at all
- KP: it's supposed to be a cat face
- KP: ugh
- KP: forget it
- KP: i hate smilies anyway
- KP: they're stupid
- MI: fine by me
- MI: i mean if people actually made those faces or laughed out loud everytime they typed them...
- KP: come on who actually does that
- KP: nobody goes LOL in real life while they're typing lol
- MI: igit's that's who
- KP: who's igit again
- MI: a stupid person
- KP: okay
- MI: it's slang, pay it no mind
- KP: oh
- KP: crap
- KP: i just realized that
- KP: why am i so stupid
- KP: :I
- MI: your an igit that's why
- MI: kidding
- KP: ha
- KP: ha
- MI: i made my furst manip
- KP: did you just try to make a furry pun
- KP: because that was
- KP: bad
- MI: furry puns are bad by their very nature
- MI: and yes
- KP: that one was extra bad
- KP: don't try again
- KP: :I
- MI: i can't make any promises
- KP: yeah yeah
- KP: just show me your furst manip
- KP: *first
- MI: oi!
- MI: http://i.imgur.com/F5OqW.jpg
- KP: ...
- KP: dude
- KP: this is another one of your dumb towers
- KP: except it looks like a snotty pile of scrambled eggs
- MI: thanks for the constructive criticism
- KP: you're welcome
- KP: seriously dude were you even trying
- KP: on like
- KP: not drawing a tower this time
- MI: if i try drawing anything else me mind just goes blank
- KP: are you sure
- KP: like really sure
- MI: yes
- MI: i might as well not bother with these fecking manips
- KP: giving up is for sissies
- MI: sure, just go ahead and call me a sissy
- MI: why don't we talk about your problems instead?
- KP: i don't have any problems
- MI: What do you call your cat obsession then?
- KP: it's not an obsession
- KP: it's a hobby
- KP: dude just because i collect cat figurines and wear cat hats and watch cat videos
- KP: does not mean
- KP: i have an obsession
- KP: :I
- MI: now, the difference between an obsession and a hobby is that a hobby doesn't invade every other aspect of your life
- KP: how do cats invade my life?
- MI: it's like 90% of what i know about you is kitty related
- KP: is not
- MI: name something about you that isn't about your cats?
- KP: i watch horror movies
- KP: see
- KP: that's not cat related
- MI: two things then?
- KP: i chew gum
- KP: and i build things
- KP: see i'm not a stupid cat fanatic
- MI: fine i didn't really think this through
- MI: but at least we're not talking about me anymore
- KP: dude i'm just trying to help you out here
- KP: maybe you can write stuff instead
- KP: like me
- KP: i'm writing a horror novel
- KP: :I
- KP: i mean there's no way you can write an entire book about golden towers so that should get some ideas going
- MI: alright, writting
- MI: no my forte but alright
- MI: what's your horror movie about?
- KP: well
- KP: it's about these hellhounds who rip a dimensional hole
- KP: and like
- KP: start to pick off these innocent group of kids one by one
- MI: why?
- KP: because they're hellhounds
- KP: duh
- KP: hounds
- KP: from hell
- KP: they're supposed to be evil and stuff
- MI: alright fair enough, they're just monsters
- KP: yeah
- MI: i thought the kids might have done something to piss the hounds off or something
- MI: or messed up some important task
- KP: well, one of the kids screws around with the dark arts and stuff
- KP: but i'm not telling anymore
- KP: because i don't want to give it away
- MI: spoilers?
- KP: yeah
- MI: fair enough
- KP: so anyway
- KP: you should try it
- MI: yeah it sounds better than the image manips
- MI: made another one by the way
- KP: oh
- MI: http://i.imgur.com/05KRP.jpg
- KP: ...
- KP: okay
- KP: i'll admit
- KP: that one's kinda funny
- MI: lol
- MI: i literally said lol out loud
- KP: oh no
- KP: you're becoming a dork
- KP: nah i'm kidding
- KP: you're still cool bro
- MI: relax, there's no one around to hear me sounding like a loony
- KP: even if all you can draw is eggy towers
- MI: me da's out somewhere doing late work
- KP: oh, oh right
- KP: guess that's a good and bad thing
- MI: i don't even know right what he does
- MI: every time i ask he just gives me a vague answer like 'business' or
- MI: 'import/export'
- KP: import/export
- KP: what
- KP: ?
- MI: shrug
- KP: huh
- KP: maybe we should just trade parents
- KP: my auntie tells me too much about herself
- KP: sorry not parents
- KP: guardians
- KP: auntie's totally not my parent
- MI: well yeah, that's what an auntie is
- KP: heh
- KP: then you can have a quaint old american housewife doting over you 24/7
- KP: while i can have a mysterious and aloof business dad
- KP: that works out pretty well
- MI: and you move home every other year
- MI: sea the world they said
- MI: *see
- KP: i wouldn't mind that
- KP: i guess
- KP: it's a lot better than sitting around doing nothing
- KP: because that's what a proper lady does
- MI: oh a proper lady are you?
- KP: bet your ass i am
- KP: i can sew and cook and clean
- KP: and can curtsey
- KP: and can do my hair all prim and proper
- MI: wow, is your family rich?
- MI: or just from the middleages?
- KP: how about c all of the above
- KP: :I
- MI: suddenly i'm not so keen on swapping places
- KP: no
- KP: you're a guy you're probably okay
- KP: me
- KP: i gotta be a goddamn lady
- KP: i mean
- KP: seriously that's how my auntie probably thinks
- MI: well i feel bad for you then
- KP: eh it's not too bad i just don't listen to her
- MI: good on you then
- MI: it's getting late over though so i'm going to skeddadle
- KP: okay
- KP: see you
- MI: arrivederci
- -- misplacedInspiration [MI] ceased pestering kittyPulverizer [KP] --
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