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MI/KP: Loltowers

Nov 8th, 2011
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  1. -- misplacedInspiration [MI] began pestering kittyPulverizer [KP] --
  2. MI: chaio
  3. KP: sup, dude
  4. KP: so what's going on
  5. MI: nothing at all, i don't have motivation to make anything right now
  6. KP: oh
  7. KP: that sucks
  8. KP: here maybe i can find something to get you some motivation
  9. MI: tell me about it
  10. MI: yeah?
  11. KP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMDhyDFqtz8&feature=related
  12. KP: there
  13. KP: kittens are always good inspirations
  14. MI: cats?
  15. MI: you're throwing cats at me?
  16. KP: is there something wrong with cats
  17. KP: :I
  18. MI: no i'm only having a laugh
  19. MI: i'm not really an animal person
  20. KP: look at this and tell me that it's not epic and inspiring http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btxCxlO1Euc&feature=relmfu
  21. KP: i mean come on
  22. MI: a cat fight?
  23. KP: see i bet you are full of good ideas now
  24. MI: alright, that is pretty hilarious
  25. KP: i am good at finding inspiration, obviously
  26. KP: i mean cats are totes cooler than boring golden towers
  27. MI: i can bloody well agree with you there
  28. MI: but no offense, but i wouldn't exactly call it inspiring
  29. MI: unless i was going to make crappy image manips
  30. KP: but they would be the best crappy image manips
  31. KP: rule of thumb cats are always great
  32. KP: but whatever
  33. MI: you know, fine, i'll break out photoshop
  34. MI: give it a go
  35. KP: awesome
  36. KP: show me what you make when you're done
  37. KP: :I
  38. KP: ... hmm i just realized i don't have a smiling smilie just a sec
  39. KP: ^o3o^
  40. KP: no that's retarded
  41. MI: i don't get that at all
  42. KP: it's supposed to be a cat face
  43. KP: ugh
  44. KP: forget it
  45. KP: i hate smilies anyway
  46. KP: they're stupid
  47. MI: fine by me
  48. MI: i mean if people actually made those faces or laughed out loud everytime they typed them...
  49. KP: come on who actually does that
  50. KP: nobody goes LOL in real life while they're typing lol
  51. MI: igit's that's who
  52. KP: who's igit again
  53. MI: a stupid person
  54. KP: okay
  55. MI: it's slang, pay it no mind
  56. KP: oh
  57. KP: crap
  58. KP: i just realized that
  59. KP: why am i so stupid
  60. KP: :I
  61. MI: your an igit that's why
  62. MI: kidding
  63. KP: ha
  64. KP: ha
  65. MI: i made my furst manip
  66. KP: did you just try to make a furry pun
  67. KP: because that was
  68. KP: bad
  69. MI: furry puns are bad by their very nature
  70. MI: and yes
  71. KP: that one was extra bad
  72. KP: don't try again
  73. KP: :I
  74. MI: i can't make any promises
  75. KP: yeah yeah
  76. KP: just show me your furst manip
  77. KP: *first
  78. MI: oi!
  79. MI: http://i.imgur.com/F5OqW.jpg
  80. KP: ...
  81. KP: dude
  82. KP: this is another one of your dumb towers
  83. KP: except it looks like a snotty pile of scrambled eggs
  84. MI: thanks for the constructive criticism
  85. KP: you're welcome
  86. KP: seriously dude were you even trying
  87. KP: on like
  88. KP: not drawing a tower this time
  89. MI: if i try drawing anything else me mind just goes blank
  90. KP: are you sure
  91. KP: like really sure
  92. MI: yes
  93. MI: i might as well not bother with these fecking manips
  94. KP: giving up is for sissies
  95. MI: sure, just go ahead and call me a sissy
  96. MI: why don't we talk about your problems instead?
  97. KP: i don't have any problems
  98. MI: What do you call your cat obsession then?
  99. KP: it's not an obsession
  100. KP: it's a hobby
  101. KP: dude just because i collect cat figurines and wear cat hats and watch cat videos
  102. KP: does not mean
  103. KP: i have an obsession
  104. KP: :I
  105. MI: now, the difference between an obsession and a hobby is that a hobby doesn't invade every other aspect of your life
  106. KP: how do cats invade my life?
  107. MI: it's like 90% of what i know about you is kitty related
  108. KP: is not
  109. MI: name something about you that isn't about your cats?
  110. KP: i watch horror movies
  111. KP: see
  112. KP: that's not cat related
  113. MI: two things then?
  114. KP: i chew gum
  115. KP: and i build things
  116. KP: see i'm not a stupid cat fanatic
  117. MI: fine i didn't really think this through
  118. MI: but at least we're not talking about me anymore
  119. KP: dude i'm just trying to help you out here
  120. KP: maybe you can write stuff instead
  121. KP: like me
  122. KP: i'm writing a horror novel
  123. KP: :I
  124. KP: i mean there's no way you can write an entire book about golden towers so that should get some ideas going
  125. MI: alright, writting
  126. MI: no my forte but alright
  127. MI: what's your horror movie about?
  128. KP: well
  129. KP: it's about these hellhounds who rip a dimensional hole
  130. KP: and like
  131. KP: start to pick off these innocent group of kids one by one
  132. MI: why?
  133. KP: because they're hellhounds
  134. KP: duh
  135. KP: hounds
  136. KP: from hell
  137. KP: they're supposed to be evil and stuff
  138. MI: alright fair enough, they're just monsters
  139. KP: yeah
  140. MI: i thought the kids might have done something to piss the hounds off or something
  141. MI: or messed up some important task
  142. KP: well, one of the kids screws around with the dark arts and stuff
  143. KP: but i'm not telling anymore
  144. KP: because i don't want to give it away
  145. MI: spoilers?
  146. KP: yeah
  147. MI: fair enough
  148. KP: so anyway
  149. KP: you should try it
  150. MI: yeah it sounds better than the image manips
  151. MI: made another one by the way
  152. KP: oh
  153. MI: http://i.imgur.com/05KRP.jpg
  154. KP: ...
  155. KP: okay
  156. KP: i'll admit
  157. KP: that one's kinda funny
  158. MI: lol
  159. MI: i literally said lol out loud
  160. KP: oh no
  161. KP: you're becoming a dork
  162. KP: nah i'm kidding
  163. KP: you're still cool bro
  164. MI: relax, there's no one around to hear me sounding like a loony
  165. KP: even if all you can draw is eggy towers
  166. MI: me da's out somewhere doing late work
  167. KP: oh, oh right
  168. KP: guess that's a good and bad thing
  169. MI: i don't even know right what he does
  170. MI: every time i ask he just gives me a vague answer like 'business' or
  171. MI: 'import/export'
  172. KP: import/export
  173. KP: what
  174. KP: ?
  175. MI: shrug
  176. KP: huh
  177. KP: maybe we should just trade parents
  178. KP: my auntie tells me too much about herself
  179. KP: sorry not parents
  180. KP: guardians
  181. KP: auntie's totally not my parent
  182. MI: well yeah, that's what an auntie is
  183. KP: heh
  184. KP: then you can have a quaint old american housewife doting over you 24/7
  185. KP: while i can have a mysterious and aloof business dad
  186. KP: that works out pretty well
  187. MI: and you move home every other year
  188. MI: sea the world they said
  189. MI: *see
  190. KP: i wouldn't mind that
  191. KP: i guess
  192. KP: it's a lot better than sitting around doing nothing
  193. KP: because that's what a proper lady does
  194. MI: oh a proper lady are you?
  195. KP: bet your ass i am
  196. KP: i can sew and cook and clean
  197. KP: and can curtsey
  198. KP: and can do my hair all prim and proper
  199. MI: wow, is your family rich?
  200. MI: or just from the middleages?
  201. KP: how about c all of the above
  202. KP: :I
  203. MI: suddenly i'm not so keen on swapping places
  204. KP: no
  205. KP: you're a guy you're probably okay
  206. KP: me
  207. KP: i gotta be a goddamn lady
  208. KP: i mean
  209. KP: seriously that's how my auntie probably thinks
  210. MI: well i feel bad for you then
  211. KP: eh it's not too bad i just don't listen to her
  212. MI: good on you then
  213. MI: it's getting late over though so i'm going to skeddadle
  214. KP: okay
  215. KP: see you
  216. MI: arrivederci
  217. -- misplacedInspiration [MI] ceased pestering kittyPulverizer [KP] --
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