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15[22:01] <The_Left> Brel did I ever tell you about how Red_Dawn swam in his septic pool once
15[22:01] <The_Left> he did a belly flop
[22:01] <Brel> heh
[22:01] <@Red_Dawn> No, that never happened.
15[22:02] <The_Left> Yes it did
15[22:02] <The_Left> Who do you believe, Brel?
[22:02] <@Red_Dawn> When did I ever say anything like that?
15[22:02] <The_Left> in a PM
[22:02] <@Red_Dawn> What was the context?
[22:02] <@Red_Dawn> And where was this PM?
15[22:03] <The_Left> you were complaining about how bored and lonely you are and described various attempts to pass the time
15[22:03] <The_Left> on the zbb, I deleted it by accident
[22:04] <@Red_Dawn> When was this? One year ago? Two? More?
15[22:04] <The_Left> six months
[22:05] <@Red_Dawn> That's not very long ago. I think that I would remember if I had said something like that.
15[22:05] <The_Left> *one year six months
[22:06] <@Red_Dawn> And believe me, I would not belly flop into a septic pool.
15[22:07] <The_Left> then why'd you tell me that?
[22:07] <@Red_Dawn> I honestly don't think I did.
15[22:07] <The_Left> how many other zbbers have a septic pool
[22:07] <@Red_Dawn> The only thing I can figure is that you're lying outright, or possibly misremembering something I said.
[22:08] <@Red_Dawn> Like maybe I said something about falling into an ordinary lake and that got garbled in your memory somehow.
[22:15] <Ducane> Wohoo the Left is here!
15[22:17] <The_Left> heaveno Ducane
[22:19] <Ducane> Woah
[22:19] <Ducane> I feel like Eddy has had this exact conversation before in this channel
[22:19] <Ducane> but with Smaug instead of the Left
[22:21] <@Red_Dawn> Indeed, it is just Fei
[22:26] <Ducane> Perhaps, Eddy, you meant septic pool metaphorically
15[22:26] <The_Left> that may be
[22:28] <@Red_Dawn> I would have to imagine so, assuming I sent that message at all, which I deeply doubt. I can definitely say that I never actually swam in a septic pool.
15[22:39] <The_Left> maybe you were drunk?
[22:39] <@Red_Dawn> I don't drink
15[22:40] <The_Left> maybe your brother slipped something in your tofu
[22:42] <@Red_Dawn> I think Occam's razor comes into play. All these complicated explanations make less sense than me simply not having said that.
15[22:47] <The_Left> Ducane, you believe me, don't you
[22:48] <@Red_Dawn> Don't believe him. He's lying and it's plainly obvious.
[22:48] <@Red_Dawn> Given my well-known aversion to all things redneck, what makes you think I would swim in a septic pool, something emblematic of rural life?
15[22:49] <The_Left> maybe as some rebirthing ritual
15[22:49] <The_Left> Ruge emerging from the much
[22:53] <@Red_Dawn> I would not swim in something full of shit, though. It smells terrible. Why the fuck would I want to jump into it? Everyone IRL knows how much I dislike strong and foul odors.
15[22:54] <The_Left> just like how you allegedly dislike Midwestern culture
15[22:54] <The_Left> it's a perfect metaphor
15[22:54] <The_Left> I think you're lying about it because you're embarassed that the ritual didn't work
[22:55] <@Red_Dawn> It never happened you fucking moron.
15[22:55] <The_Left> Ducane and Brel believe me
15[22:55] <The_Left> also Slereah
15[22:55] <The_Left> four against one
[22:55] <@Red_Dawn> djQ
[22:55] <@Red_Dawn> DSF
[22:55] <@Red_Dawn> DS
[22:55] <@Red_Dawn> DS
[22:55] <@Red_Dawn> AFGS
[22:55] <@Red_Dawn> FRS
[22:55] <@Red_Dawn> SD
[22:56] <@Red_Dawn> yUU FUCKNG CUT
15[22:56] <The_Left> did you get any septic water in your mouth, Red_Dawn?
[22:56] <@Red_Dawn> It never happened.
15[22:56] <The_Left> then how come four people say it did?
15[22:56] <The_Left> I don't see anyone but you claiming otherwise
[22:57] <@Red_Dawn> It never happedn you cunt
[22:57] <@Red_Dawn> I can't deal with your lies anynore
15[22:57] <The_Left> I can't deal with your sexist language
15[22:57] <The_Left> The Left will hear about this as well as your septic swim
[22:58] <@Red_Dawn> Sorry, but you have me on the edge of chucking my laptop through the window
15[22:58] <The_Left> why, because I am talking about something you told me?
[22:59] <@Red_Dawn> It never happened you liar. I never said anything of the kind.
15[22:59] <The_Left> Red_Dawn you should change your name to Brown_Dawn
15[22:59] <The_Left> but you said that you belly flopped in that septic pool
[23:00] <@Red_Dawn> This is why I don't believe anything you say anymore. You lie outright about stuff I know didn't happen.
15[23:00] <The_Left> you had no reason to lie then
15[23:00] <The_Left> so it must be the truth
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15[23:00] <The_Left> Red_Dawn, come on
15[23:01] <The_Left> everyone in here already believes that you did it
[23:01] <@Red_Dawn> Show me the PM
15[23:01] <The_Left> I deleted it by accident
15[23:01] <The_Left> you can trust me though
[23:01] <@Red_Dawn> No, I can't, because I honestly have no memory of swimming in the septic pool or telling you I did.
15[23:02] <The_Left> I am pretty sure that you're lying now
15[23:02] <The_Left> just admit that you did and we'll never bring it up again
[23:02] <@Red_Dawn> No. It never happened and you're full of shit.
15[23:03] <The_Left> at least I never swam in it
[23:03] <@Red_Dawn> The only septic pool in which I've ever swum is the one you're making of this channel with your explosive diarrhea of the mouth.
15[23:03] <The_Left> Red_Dawn your confession will never leave this room
15[23:03] <The_Left> tell us that you swam in the pool
15[23:04] <The_Left> I promise not to tell The Left
[23:05] <@Red_Dawn> No, you're lying and you know it.
15[23:05] <The_Left> no I'm not
15[23:05] <The_Left> Red_Dawn you can nip this in the bud right here any now
15[23:06] <The_Left> confess
15[23:07] <The_Left> Red_Dawn I am sending Zompist an email summarizing your disgusting PM
15[23:08] <The_Left> if you don't confess I will hit send and the ball will be in his court
[23:08] <@Red_Dawn> The hell good it will do you without the PM
15[23:08] <The_Left> he'll believe me
[23:09] <@Red_Dawn> Why should he?
15[23:09] <The_Left> because I am more trustworthy than you
15[23:09] <The_Left> after all, you're lying right now
[23:09] <@Red_Dawn> Also, why would he care? Is swimming in a septic pool a bannable offense on the ZBB now?
15[23:09] <The_Left> probably
15[23:09] <The_Left> remember, this is zompist's backyard party
15[23:10] <The_Left> he has the right to remove a guy who is covered with shit
15[23:10] <The_Left> as you once were
[23:10] <@Red_Dawn> Fine, do so. I have no desire to belong on a forum that would believe such lies about me and ban me for them.
15[23:14] <The_Left> okay
15[23:14] <The_Left> send the PM
15[23:14] <The_Left> "Is is a bannable offence to have swum through a septic pool? Eddy said that he doesn't want to be on a forum where it is. I'll be happy to fill you in on the details of his aquatic adventure if you'd like."
15[23:16] <The_Left> I think that's fair and balanced, don't you, Red_Dawn?
[23:17] <@Red_Dawn> I wonder if there's a rule against someone who was banned in the past sneaking back onto the forum under a different name.
15[23:17] <The_Left> haven't seen one
[23:18] <@Red_Dawn> Will I have to point that you are Feijuada, a banned member, on the board?
15[23:18] <The_Left> I don't see why you'd bother
15[23:19] <The_Left> travisb and pthag have both outed me on several ocassions
15[23:19] <The_Left> also zayk I think
15[23:19] <The_Left> and pharazon and radius know who I am
15[23:19] <The_Left> so I assume zompist already does, too
[23:19] <@Red_Dawn> Fine
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15[23:32] <The_Left> dhok did you know that Eddy swam through his septic pool once?
[23:32] <dhok> no I didn't
15[23:32] <The_Left> yep
[23:38] <@Red_Dawn> No, he's lying.
[23:39] <@Red_Dawn> I never did that, but he keeps claiming I sent him a PM on the ZBB saying I did.
15[23:53] <The_Left> dhok a bunch of other zbbers agree that it really happened
[23:55] <@Red_Dawn> So fucking what. Millions of people believe in a talking snake and a massive flood. That doesn't make it true.
15[23:56] <The_Left> doesn't it?
15[23:56] <The_Left> Let's put it to a vote.
15[23:59] <The_Left> are you willing to do that, Red_Dawn?
Session Time: Wed Oct 03 00:00:00 2012
[00:00] <dhok> democracy is always right
[00:00] <dhok> always
15[00:00] <The_Left> 8)
[00:01] <@Red_Dawn> Fine, believe whatever the hell you want.
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