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Story time with Shaian

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  1. [15:54] #Level 51: that would be lame
  2. [15:54] #Level 51: OKAY
  3. [15:54] #Level 51: SHAIAN HAS A STORY
  4. Moderated chat was set to @!
  5. Only users of rank @ and higher can talk.
  6. [15:54] #Electrolyte: wait just a second
  7. Shaian was promoted to Room Moderator by Level 51.
  8. [15:54] @Shaian: ._.
  9. [15:54] #Level 51: yes Electrolyte?
  10. [15:54] @KyleCole: why you do this
  11. [15:54] #Electrolyte: [15:49] +Krauersaut: [13:57:38] @Electrolyte: kingmidas r u gold yet? cuz u touch yourself a lot
  12. [15:54] @KyleCole: why is shaian a mod r u serious
  13. [15:54] @Dashspin: Tell your story
  14. [15:54] #Electrolyte: [15:50] +Krauersaut: the best diss
  15. [15:54] @Shaian: okay okay okay
  16. [15:54] #Electrolyte: [15:50] +Krauersaut: i've heard
  17. [15:54] #Electrolyte: [15:50] +Krauersaut: on PS
  18. [15:54] @KyleCole: shaian is the most cancerous user
  19. [15:54] #Electrolyte: ok that is all
  20. [15:54] #Level 51: LOL
  21. [15:55] @Shaian: :I
  22. [15:55] #Level 51: that is a good one electrolyte
  23. [15:55] #Level 51: OKAY ENOUGH
  24. [15:55] #Electrolyte: :)
  25. [15:55] #Level 51: SHAIAN TELL YOUR TALE
  26. [15:55] #Electrolyte: ok bye I gotta go to a barbecue have fun guys~
  27. [15:55] #Level 51: cya man
  28. [15:55] @Shaian: aight so this is the story of
  29. [15:55] @KyleCole: inb4 wild goodras everywhere
  30. [15:55] @Shaian: a short white guy named kris
  31. [15:55] @Shaian: now kris was from west philadelphia
  32. [15:55] @KyleCole: no
  33. [15:55] @KyleCole: no
  34. [15:55] #Level 51: shush
  35. [15:55] @KyleCole: no
  36. [15:55] @Shaian: fuck you kyle
  37. KyleCole was muted by Level 51 for 7 minutes.
  38. [15:56] #Level 51: go on
  39. [15:56] @Shaian: anyway so kris loved basketball and he loved playing with his
  40. [15:56] @Shaian: friends who were definitely black
  41. [15:56] @Shaian: now whether or not they were good is up to debate
  42. [15:56] #Level 51: they were black wtf do you think
  43. [15:56] @Shaian: but stories from my niggas tell me they were
  44. [15:56] @Shaian: alright and my niggas iz trus wrothy, naw mean?
  45. [15:57] @Shaian: so like they were chilling one day
  46. [15:57] @Shaian: maxing out they skills in the hood
  47. [15:57] @Shaian: and shooting some basketballs and the rim and what not
  48. KyleCole was unmuted by Level 51.
  49. [15:57] @Shaian: but after one bad shot, it bounced into some hood rats on the sidelines
  50. [15:57] @KyleCole: this is fucking cringworthy copywrite infringment
  51. [15:57] @Shaian: your a slut
  52. KyleCole was muted by Level 51 for 7 minutes.
  53. [15:57] #Level 51: no
  54. [15:57] @Shaian: anyway moving on
  55. [15:58] @Dashspin: copyright* kyle pls
  56. [15:58] @Shaian: the hoodrats got mad and started attacking kris smith and his friends
  57. [15:58] @Shaian: it was sad ;___;
  58. [15:58] #Level 51: WILD HOOD RATTATA APPEAR
  59. [15:58] #Level 51: imo
  60. [15:58] @Shaian: god damn it .-.
  61. [15:58] @Shaian: anyway kris finally got into a fight and he got his ass kicked
  62. [15:58] #Level 51: wait wtf is that how your story ends
  63. [15:58] @Shaian: it was like using a bulky moltres if anyones tried this
  64. [15:58] #Level 51: oh
  65. [15:59] @Shaian: so he goes back home
  66. [15:59] @Shaian: beaten and blue
  67. [15:59] @Shaian: and his mom freaked out
  68. [15:59] @Shaian: :O
  69. [15:59] @Shaian: she yelled
  70. [15:59] #Level 51: oh my god i just realised
  71. [15:59] @Shaian: and beat the shit outta him
  72. Shaian was muted by Level 51 for 7 minutes. (NO)
  73. Shaian was unmuted by Level 51.
  74. [15:59] #Level 51: actually what the fuck carry on
  75. KyleCole was unmuted by Level 51.
  76. [16:00] @Shaian: lol k
  77. [16:00] @KyleCole: wait so we're just gonna condone this
  78. [16:00] @Shaian: kyle ur a whore ;_;
  79. [16:00] @KyleCole: spoiler: kris ends up in bell air
  80. [16:00] @Shaian: :I
  81. [16:00] @KyleCole: spoiler: he moves in with his aunt and uncle
  82. [16:00] @Shaian: /mute fuck boy ;_;
  83. [16:01] @Shaian: ANYWAY
  84. [16:01] @Shaian: after kris’s mom vented her anger
  85. [16:01] @Shaian: she called her sister on the west coast
  86. [16:01] @Shaian: she asked her to look after her son
  87. [16:01] @KyleCole: oml
  88. [16:01] @Shaian: and kris, in the next room, was crying
  89. [16:01] @Shaian: he liked his life
  90. [16:02] @Shaian: in the hood
  91. [16:02] @KyleCole: spoiler: hes not going to pay the cab driver
  92. [16:02] @Shaian: but the next day, he realized he had a new chance in life
  93. [16:02] @Shaian: so he packed his bags and went to the airport
  94. [16:02] @Shaian: and flew to the west coast and landed at LAX
  95. [16:02] @Shaian: and hailed a cab
  96. [16:03] @Shaian: that cab was yellow and had a pair of dice in the mirror
  97. [16:03] @Shaian: kris was weirded out, because the driver looked weird, all slimy and had a long neck
  98. [16:03] @Shaian: and put the words “fresh” as his license plate
  99. [16:03] @Shaian: like wtf?
  100. [16:03] @KyleCole: driver is a goodra
  101. [16:03] @KyleCole: confirmed
  102. [16:03] @Shaian: WRONG
  103. [16:03] #Level 51: can you just
  104. [16:03] #Level 51: not
  105. [16:04] #Level 51: ._.
  106. [16:04] @Shaian: so on the way to his aunts house
  107. [16:04] @Shaian: kris started talking to the driver
  108. [16:04] @Shaian: and they had some intriguing discussions
  109. [16:04] @Shaian: on life, music, you name it
  110. [16:05] @Shaian: the driver was from the highland
  111. [16:05] @Shaian: kris learned
  112. [16:05] @Shaian: and loved beer and golf
  113. [16:05] @Shaian: he was a cool fella
  114. [16:05] @Shaian: they took a selfie together
  115. [16:05] #Level 51: ;.
  116. [16:05] @Shaian: #nomakeup
  117. [16:06] @Shaian: it was afternoon when they finally rolled up to the house in bel-air
  118. [16:06] @Shaian: around 7 or 8
  119. [16:06] #Level 51: spoiler: fuck shaian why am i letting him do this
  120. [16:06] @Shaian: spoiler: im awesome
  121. [16:06] @Shaian: spoiler: also a plot twist
  122. [16:06] @Shaian: so kris paid the driver and went inside
  123. [16:06] @Shaian: and showed his aunt all the pictures he took
  124. [16:07] @Shaian: she was really happy that he was here :)
  125. [16:07] #Level 51: OKAY THE END
  126. [16:07] #Level 51: STORY TIME IS OVER
  127. [16:07] @Shaian: but when he showed her ths last picture
  128. [16:07] #Level 51: gdi
  129. [16:07] @Shaian: she asked how much he paid
  130. [16:07] @Shaian: he said “i paid the loch ness monster about tree fiddy"
  131. [16:07] • @Shaian drops the mic
  132. [16:07] @Shaian: fuck you kale
  133. [16:07] • #Level 51 picks up the mic
  134. [16:07] • #Level 51 hits Shaian with the mic repeatedly
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