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- Yeah, baby.
- 2
- 00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:33,670
- Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous.
- 3
- 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:40,430
- l may just be a small-town
- FBI agent-slash-single mother...
- 4
- 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,510
- ...but I'm still tough and sexy.
- 5
- 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:48,690
- Well, Miss Normous, shall we shag now...
- 6
- 00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:50,100
- ...or shag later?
- 7
- 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:53,360
- Oh, Austin, behave.
- 8
- 00:02:57,490 --> 00:02:59,160
- Hey, Powers.
- 9
- 00:03:00,530 --> 00:03:02,160
- You better watch your frigging self...
- 10
- 00:03:02,330 --> 00:03:06,750
- ...because this is one doctor
- who does make house calls.
- 11
- 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,960
- Right, Mini Me?
- 12
- 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:14,380
- Hey, assholes.
- 13
- 00:03:16,670 --> 00:03:20,890
- I'm right over here. I'm Mini Me.
- Come and get me.
- 14
- 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,060
- And cut.
- 15
- 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,060
- That's a cut, everybody.
- 16
- 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:34,270
- Moving on. Check the gate, please.
- 17
- 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:40,070
- So, Austin, what'd you think
- of the opening credits?
- 18
- 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,410
- Well, l can't believe
- Sir Steven Spielberg...
- 19
- 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,910
- ...the grooviest filmmaker
- in the history of cinema...
- 20
- 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:48,080
- ...is making a movie about my life.
- 21
- 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:50,620
- Very shagadelic, baby. Yeah.
- 22
- 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:55,920
- Having said that,
- l do have some thoughts.
- 23
- 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:57,590
- Really?
- 24
- 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:01,510
- Uh, my friend here
- thinks it's fine the way it is.
- 25
- 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,680
- Well, no offense, Sir Stevie...
- 26
- 00:04:03,850 --> 00:04:07,680
- ...but you've got to have mojo, baby.
- Yeah.
- 27
- 00:04:07,930 --> 00:04:09,430
- Hit it.
- 28
- 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:21,510
- Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Quincy Jones.
- 29
- 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,680
- Yeah.
- 30
- 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:33,390
- This is where the movie
- gets its mojo, baby.
- 31
- 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,770
- Groovy, yes.
- 32
- 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,330
- Quiet, everybody.
- Music video, take two.
- 33
- 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,160
- It's Britney Spears.
- 34
- 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:49,890
- Oops, l did it again, baby. Yeah.
- 35
- 00:07:00,610 --> 00:07:02,270
- l love you!
- 36
- 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,790
- Yeah.
- 37
- 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,770
- Welcome back, Herr Doctor.
- How was space?
- 38
- 00:07:37,930 --> 00:07:40,770
- Space was cool. Wasn't it, Mini Me?
- 39
- 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:42,560
- -Mm-hm.
- -Yeah.
- 40
- 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,730
- Dr. Evil, while you were in space...
- 41
- 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:48,490
- ...I created a way for us to make
- huge sums of legitimate money...
- 42
- 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:52,240
- ...and still maintain the ethics
- and the business practices...
- 43
- 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:54,240
- ...of an evil organization.
- 44
- 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:58,830
- l have turned us into a talent agency:
- The Hollywood Talent Agency.
- 45
- 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000
- -Really?
- -By charging A-list clients 9 percent...
- 46
- 00:08:02,170 --> 00:08:05,590
- ...rather than the traditional 10 percent,
- we've been able to sign such stars...
- 47
- 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,300
- -...as George Clooney...
- -Ooh.
- 48
- 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:09,170
- ...Julia Roberts...
- -Hey.
- 49
- 00:08:09,340 --> 00:08:10,930
- ...and Leo DiCaprio.
- 50
- 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:12,430
- Leo.
- 51
- 00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:17,350
- And the best part of the whole scheme
- is we all get our own assistants.
- 52
- 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,350
- Hi, I'm Number Three.
- 53
- 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,310
- Whoa!
- 54
- 00:08:21,730 --> 00:08:24,610
- I’m really excited to be part of the team
- here at HTA.
- 55
- 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,440
- Very impressive, Number Two...
- 56
- 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,530
- ...but I finally have the perfect plan.
- 57
- 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:34,320
- In the '70s, there lived
- a Dutch metallurgical hedonist...
- 58
- 00:08:34,490 --> 00:08:35,990
- ...by the name of Johann van der Smut.
- 59
- 00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:38,540
- He loved gold so much...
- 60
- 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:42,000
- ...he even lost his genitalia
- in an unfortunate smelting accident.
- 61
- 00:08:42,170 --> 00:08:44,080
- Hence the name...
- 62
- 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:45,630
- ...Goldmember.
- 63
- 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,960
- He invented a cold-fusion power unit...
- 64
- 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:52,050
- ...for a "tractor beam"--
- 65
- 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:54,800
- "Tractor beam"...
- 66
- 00:08:55,010 --> 00:08:57,350
- ...powerful enough
- to pull a meteor to Earth.
- 67
- 00:08:57,510 --> 00:08:58,970
- The meteor was called...
- 68
- 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,890
- ..."Midas 22."
- 69
- 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,060
- It’s made of solid gold.
- 70
- 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:05,690
- Is he sleeping?
- 71
- 00:09:06,230 --> 00:09:07,570
- Well, that's okay.
- 72
- 00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:09,280
- l guess Mini Me won't get any...
- 73
- 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,110
- ...chocolate!
- 74
- 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:16,240
- You want down, Mini Me?
- Use your words like a big boy clone.
- 75
- 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,660
- He's okay.
- 76
- 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:24,920
- Here's the chocolate.
- 77
- 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:28,250
- It’s from Bruges. That's in Belgium.
- 78
- 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:30,630
- That's where Daddy's from. Yeah.
- 79
- 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:36,760
- Check out Mini Me.
- 80
- 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:40,600
- Yeah. He's gone mental
- on account of the chocolate.
- 81
- 00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:43,430
- It’s like fricking catnip for clones.
- 82
- 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,810
- -Your chair, Dr. Evil.
- -Thank you.
- 83
- 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:48,610
- Whoa!
- 84
- 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,950
- Thanks. Skedaddle. Right.
- 85
- 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,700
- You know, when you have kids...
- 86
- 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:05,660
- ...I think you're gonna find
- that all kids are different, eh?
- 87
- 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:14,470
- For example, Mini Me loves chocolate.
- 88
- 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:15,970
- Scotty don't.
- 89
- 00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:18,300
- -What, l like chocolate fine, l just--
- -Scotty don't.
- 90
- 00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:21,640
- Well, this is very familiar. Hang on,
- let me do what l do. "Uh, would you stop?"
- 91
- 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:24,480
- How about I what?
- 92
- 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,390
- What are you...?
- 93
- 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:29,310
- l don't even-- Honestly, isn't this--?
- 94
- 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:32,020
- How about you don't?
- Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty Don't.
- 95
- 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:36,740
- Ahem. Dr. Evil, perhaps it's time
- that you finished unveiling your plan.
- 96
- 00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:40,320
- Yes, thank you, Number Two.
- Ladies and gentlemen, my plan is--
- 97
- 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:43,240
- -Scotty don't.
- -Come on. You're such a lame-ass.
- 98
- 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,670
- Oh.
- -Oh.
- 99
- 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:52,380
- -Oh.
- -Oh.
- 100
- 00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:53,630
- Yeah.
- -Oh, this is...
- 101
- 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,090
- Yeah, yeah.
- -Oh, so we're...
- 102
- 00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:59,430
- You know, this is causing me
- serious psychological harm.
- 103
- 00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:01,350
- l don't know. Who am l?
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- 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:03,640
- Fine. You know what?
- l would love some chocolate.
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- 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:04,970
- Here you go.
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- 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:06,810
- Thank you. Perfect.
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- 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:14,610
- Heel, Mini Me.
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- 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:16,360
- Heel.
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- 00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:19,280
- Come on. Got me a marlin. Yeah.
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- 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,370
- -You okay, Mini Me?
- -Mm-hm.
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- 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:26,120
- Yeah? Did l pull too hard?
- l don't want to hurt you.
- 112
- 00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:28,120
- -Dr. Evil.
- -Yeah?
- 113
- 00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:31,040
- What does Goldmember's plan
- have to do with us?
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- 00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:34,800
- Our early attempts at a tractor beam
- went through several preparations.
- 115
- 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:39,050
- Preparations A through G were a failure.
- But now, ladies and gentlemen...
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- 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:43,760
- ...we finally have a working tractor beam
- which we shall call:
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- 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,560
- "Preparation H."
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- 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:49,520
- What?
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- 00:11:49,690 --> 00:11:52,730
- Why don't you just call it
- "Operation Ass Cream," you ass.
- 120
- 00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:55,520
- I’m sorry, did you want some ice cream?
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- 00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:58,900
- Yes. I'd love some chocolate ass cream.
- 122
- 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,360
- Perhaps later.
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- 00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:05,030
- -Dr. Evil, l love your plan.
- -Yeah, eh?
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- 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,040
- Ja, Herr Doctor, it's a really good plan.
- 125
- 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,500
- Yes, Frau, on the whole,
- l think Preparation H feels good.
- 126
- 00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:16,630
- -What is it now?
- -No, nothing. You know what, I agree.
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- 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:21,010
- Preparation H does feel good on the hole.
- 128
- 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:24,800
- Well, I’m glad we're sprechen Sie
- the same lingitty, ja.
- 129
- 00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:26,220
- Ladies and gentlemen...
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- 00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:30,770
- ...using my time machine,
- l shall travel back to 1975...
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- 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:33,850
- ...pick up Goldmember
- and bring him back to the future.
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- 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:37,110
- And the best part of this plan is...
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- 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,440
- ...no one can stop me.
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- 00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:41,450
- Not even...
- 135
- 00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:43,990
- ...Austin Powers.
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- 00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:57,130
- Not so fast.
- 137
- 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,210
- You're surrounded, Dr. Evil.
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- 00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:02,550
- Shit.
- 139
- 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:08,810
- Dr. Evil, the World Court
- sentences you to 400 years.
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- 00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,470
- Do you have anything to say?
- 141
- 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,190
- No, but l think Mini Me does.
- 142
- 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,610
- Order! l will have order!
- 143
- 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,570
- Looks like two eggs in a hanky.
- 144
- 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:28,530
- The criminal genius known as Dr. Evil
- and his clone...
- 145
- 00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,040
- ...were sentenced today
- at the World Organization.
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- 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,330
- For his efforts, Austin Powers...
- 147
- 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,540
- ...son of England's most famous spy,
- Nigel Powers...
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- 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:39,170
- ...will be knighted by the queen
- at Buckingham Palace.
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- 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,340
- Arise, Sir Austin Powers.
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- 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,970
- Thank you, Your Majesty.
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- 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:51,350
- -Your father must be very proud of you.
- -Oh, yeah.
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- 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,850
- Come on, Dad, stand up and take a bow.
- 153
- 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,480
- Daddy?
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- 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,740
- Dad?
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- 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,510
- Daddy
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- 00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:28,220
- Daddy wasn't there
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- 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,220
- Daddy
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- 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,440
- Daddy wasn't there
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- 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,900
- To take me to the fair
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- 00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:44,860
- It seems he doesn't care
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- 00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:46,740
- Daddy wasn't there
- 162
- 00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:53,200
- When I was first baptized
- When I was criticized
- 163
- 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,540
- When I was ostracized
- When I was Jazzercised
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- 00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:58,040
- Steak and kidney pies
- One-hour Martinize
- 165
- 00:14:58,210 --> 00:15:00,880
- When I was circumcised
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- 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,250
- Daddy wasn't there
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- 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,380
- To take me to the fair
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- 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,880
- To change my underwear
- 169
- 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,220
- Daddy wasn't there
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- 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,180
- "Daddy Wasn't There." Peace.
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- 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,600
- l am a sexy beast.
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- 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:17,770
- Yes.
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- 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,230
- Bangs. Yes, how’s it going?
- 174
- 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,110
- The robot. Haven't seen that in a while.
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- 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:29,400
- It’s Austin Powers! You so funny.
- -Well, you know.
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- 00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:32,990
- Also, very sexiful. Can l have autograph?
- 177
- 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,580
- Of course. Your name is...?
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- 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,290
- Fook Mi.
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- 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,380
- Oh, behave, baby. Yes.
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- 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,960
- -Now, your name is...?
- -Fook Mi.
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- 00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:45,800
- You kiss your mother with that mouth?
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- 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:50,220
- Fook Mi. Like this.
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- 00:15:50,390 --> 00:15:52,180
- Oh, l see!
- 184
- 00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,640
- Your name is Fook Mi.
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- 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:56,970
- -You want drink?
- -Yes, of course.
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- 00:15:57,140 --> 00:16:00,850
- You know, l have a private bar in the back
- that you're more than welcome to use--
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- 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:02,730
- Here you go.
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- 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,110
- Fook Mi, that was fast.
- 189
- 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,320
- Fook Yu.
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- 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,650
- You're going the right way
- for a smacked bottom...
- 191
- 00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:11,110
- ...and l don't care who knows it.
- 192
- 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:12,860
- Austin.
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- 00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:18,120
- This is my twin sister. Her name Fook Yu.
- 194
- 00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:19,790
- Fook Yu.
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- 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,460
- Fook Mi.
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- 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:22,670
- See?
- 197
- 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:24,500
- Twins. Twins.
- 198
- 00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:30,880
- Twins. Yes.
- 199
- 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,680
- We're going to see the twins. Yes.
- 200
- 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:39,980
- l also think Austin Powers very sexiful.
- 201
- 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:42,520
- We think you are very gravy, baby.
- 202
- 00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:44,560
- Do we make you sleepy?
- 203
- 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:47,520
- Well, you make me many things,
- but sleepy's not one of them.
- 204
- 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,900
- We give you top-secret massage.
- 205
- 00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:55,410
- Yes, top-secret massage, baby.
- 206
- 00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,750
- Sorry about that.
- 207
- 00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:02,500
- l swear to God that never happens,
- heh-heh-heh.
- 208
- 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:04,540
- Yes, hold on a tic.
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- 00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:06,340
- Okay....
- 210
- 00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:13,550
- Okay. Now, where were we, babies? Yes.
- 211
- 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,100
- Ah, Austin. I’m sorry to interrupt.
- 212
- 00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:22,390
- Twins, Basil. Twins.
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- 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,020
- Austin, it's your father.
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- 00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:26,230
- -Bye-bye.
- -What?
- 215
- 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,070
- -Bye.
- -He's been kidnapped.
- 216
- 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,400
- Very heavy, man.
- 217
- 00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:36,700
- Oh. So that's why my father
- wasn't at the knighting ceremony.
- 218
- 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:38,280
- Well, no, actually.
- 219
- 00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:41,240
- He was kidnapped
- after you were knighted.
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- 00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:42,620
- Ah.
- 221
- 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,750
- He was last seen on his yacht.
- 222
- 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,420
- Ah, yes, the HMS Shag-at-Sea.
- 223
- 00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:49,670
- Exactly. Just take a look.
- 224
- 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,000
- Gentlemen, fall in.
- 225
- 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,010
- Austin, these men were assigned
- to guard your father.
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- 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:57,550
- Okay, chaps. Chins up, trousers down.
- 227
- 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,510
- l think we may have found a clue.
- 228
- 00:18:01,970 --> 00:18:06,060
- Cor blimey. All your privates
- have had their privates painted gold.
- 229
- 00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:07,690
- How bizarre.
- 230
- 00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:09,860
- Imagine, gilded tallywhackers...
- 231
- 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:13,150
- ...golden wedding tackle,
- 14-karat trouser snakes--
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- 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,110
- -That's enough.
- -Okay.
- 233
- 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,910
- Basil, there's only one person
- in the world...
- 234
- 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:22,160
- ...who truly understands
- the psychology of a madman.
- 235
- 00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:25,120
- Dr. Evil.
- 236
- 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,900
- I've been expecting you, Mr. Powers.
- 237
- 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,820
- My father is missing.
- 238
- 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:54,650
- Yes, I heard. How ironic.
- 239
- 00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:58,740
- You finally caught me,
- yet now you need me more than ever.
- 240
- 00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:02,580
- But then again, you've always needed me,
- haven't you, Mr. Powers?
- 241
- 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:06,410
- Remember when I told you
- we're not so different, you and I?
- 242
- 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,920
- We're not so different, you and l.
- 243
- 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,750
- See? l did say that. Mm-hm.
- 244
- 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,760
- Very clever. Now, who has my father?
- 245
- 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,170
- Uh-oh!
- 246
- 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,800
- Someone has some daddy issues.
- 247
- 00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:21,930
- Nothing could be my father from the truth.
- 248
- 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:24,350
- Ooh! You said, "my father."
- 249
- 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,680
- -No, l dadn't.
- -Hey-oh!
- 250
- 00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:28,100
- Didn't. Did not.
- 251
- 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,350
- She-ba.
- 252
- 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,940
- -For me, this is a dad issue.
- -Ha--
- 253
- 00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:33,190
- Dead issue. Dead dad.
- 254
- 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,110
- Deadbeat dad. Daddy didn't love me.
- 255
- 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:41,410
- It seems the knighting ceremony
- wasn't the only time...
- 256
- 00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:44,700
- ...your daddy let you down.
- 257
- 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,080
- Remember that day at the academy?
- 258
- 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,920
- Think.
- 259
- 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:55,460
- It was graduation.
- 260
- 00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:04,760
- Yeah, baby, yeah.
- Do l make you horny, baby?
- 261
- 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,560
- Oh, yes, that's the spot. Right there.
- 262
- 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,100
- You're a naughty one. Yes, you are.
- 263
- 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,350
- Hello, vicar. Crake!
- 264
- 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:14,520
- Have you ever heard of knocking, man?
- 265
- 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:16,480
- Right.
- 266
- 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,240
- We were just getting started.
- 267
- 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,110
- Bye, love.
- 268
- 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:24,160
- Don't forget, Master Powers,
- later you have a brief oral exam.
- 269
- 00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:27,450
- Well, l hope it's mostly oral and not too...
- 270
- 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,790
- ...brief, baby.
- 271
- 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,420
- You know, "brief" and "oral exam"....
- 272
- 00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:38,670
- Marks are in, lads.
- 273
- 00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:43,340
- It looks Like Master Evil
- is the top contender...
- 274
- 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:46,100
- ...for this year's
- International Man of Mystery.
- 275
- 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,680
- He's number one in the class.
- 276
- 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,770
- Whoop-de-do, Basil.
- 277
- 00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:52,850
- Hey, everybody, I'm number one.
- 278
- 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,190
- Who cares?
- 279
- 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,690
- Hello, I’m Number Two.
- 280
- 00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:58,610
- Nice to meet you, Number Two...
- 281
- 00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:03,110
- ...but now I’m going to be named
- this year's International Man of Mystery.
- 282
- 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,610
- Yeah, right.
- 283
- 00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,000
- Shut your gob.
- 284
- 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,370
- Ow!
- 285
- 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,300
- Who throws a cupcake? Honestly.
- 286
- 00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:24,970
- And now it's time to award
- our greatest honor.
- 287
- 00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:29,060
- This year's International
- Man of Mystery is...
- 288
- 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,770
- ...Austin Powers.
- 289
- 00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:34,560
- Well done, Austin.
- 290
- 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,860
- Jolly good.
- -Top notch.
- 291
- 00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:44,740
- We're proud of you.
- -Very well done, indeed.
- 292
- 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:50,990
- It’s always been my dream
- to win this award, just like my dad.
- 293
- 00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:53,160
- And I’m glad he could be here.
- 294
- 00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:55,620
- Stand up, Dad. Take a bow.
- 295
- 00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:03,340
- Dad?
- 296
- 00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:07,510
- Daddy?
- 297
- 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,230
- Boo-frickity-hoo.
- 298
- 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:23,030
- l had the best grades in the class
- and I didn't get diddlysquat.
- 299
- 00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:25,610
- -Here we go.
- -Tell me, Mr. Powers...
- 300
- 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:27,530
- ...what did you find on those sailors?
- 301
- 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:32,200
- A golden surprise, perhaps?
- 302
- 00:22:32,790 --> 00:22:35,370
- How did--? Yes.
- 303
- 00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:39,540
- All the sailors had their
- meat and two veg painted gold.
- 304
- 00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:43,130
- Yes, it's the distinctive calling card
- of a criminal mastermind.
- 305
- 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,420
- The aptly named...
- 306
- 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,970
- ...Goldmember.
- 307
- 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,140
- How can I find this Goldmember?
- 308
- 00:22:54,730 --> 00:22:56,730
- Quid pro quo, Mr. Powers.
- 309
- 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,400
- Yes, squid pro row.
- 310
- 00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:05,900
- I'll give you Goldmember, you give me
- a transfer to a regular prison...
- 311
- 00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:09,660
- ...so that l could be with
- my beloved Mini Me.
- 312
- 00:23:09,870 --> 00:23:13,120
- Okay, I'll get you a transfer
- to a regular prison.
- 313
- 00:23:13,290 --> 00:23:14,660
- Now, where's Goldmember?
- 314
- 00:23:14,830 --> 00:23:17,080
- Not where, Mr. Powers...
- 315
- 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:18,670
- ...but when.
- 316
- 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:23,590
- 1975. Studio 69 Disco. New York City.
- Corner of 69th and 8th.
- 317
- 00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:26,170
- You go now, Mr. Powers.
- 318
- 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,550
- Fly, fly.
- 319
- 00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:37,810
- I’ll get it.
- 320
- 00:23:44,730 --> 00:23:48,190
- Instead of hiding your father
- in some remote location...
- 321
- 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,950
- ...Goldmember is hiding him in 1975.
- 322
- 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,410
- So our engineers
- have crafted this vehicle...
- 323
- 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:56,750
- ...to time-travel to the '70s.
- 324
- 00:23:56,910 --> 00:24:00,460
- Smashing, Basil. A pimpmobile.
- 325
- 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:03,630
- Oh, yes, yes.
- l knew it would tickle your fancy.
- 326
- 00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:05,920
- What can l say? Look.
- 327
- 00:24:06,130 --> 00:24:07,130
- Cough.
- 328
- 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,720
- Here we go, 1975.
- 329
- 00:24:11,890 --> 00:24:12,970
- Good luck, Austin.
- 330
- 00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:14,970
- 1975!
- 331
- 00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:17,470
- Yeah, baby! Yeah!
- 332
- 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,020
- Solid Gold
- 333
- 00:25:02,850 --> 00:25:05,150
- Solid Gold
- 334
- 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,690
- It's gold, it's gold
- It's gold, it's gold
- 335
- 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:11,570
- It's solid gold, baby
- 336
- 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,330
- It's gold, it's gold
- It's gold, it's gold
- 337
- 00:25:17,490 --> 00:25:20,500
- It's solid gold, baby
- 338
- 00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:22,290
- Yeah
- 339
- 00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,540
- He's got the Midas touch
- 340
- 00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:26,330
- But he touched it too much
- 341
- 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:30,880
- Hey, Goldmember
- 342
- 00:25:31,050 --> 00:25:32,880
- He's got a golden pad
- 343
- 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,970
- He's super bad
- 344
- 00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:39,560
- Hey, Goldmember
- 345
- 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,890
- Good evening, everybody,
- and welcome to Studio 69.
- 346
- 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:45,900
- Here he is, ladies and gentlemen.
- 347
- 00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:49,440
- It’s Goldmember!
- 348
- 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,950
- Hey, everybody, I am from Holland.
- 349
- 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,710
- Isn't that weird? Yes. Ha, ha.
- 350
- 00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:07,330
- He's got the Midas touch
- 351
- 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,380
- But he touched it too much
- 352
- 00:26:09,550 --> 00:26:11,590
- Hey, Goldmember
- -Yeah
- 353
- 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,760
- Hey, Goldmember
- 354
- 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,590
- You're getting' down tonight
- 355
- 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,760
- Ow!
- -You're dynamite
- 356
- 00:26:17,930 --> 00:26:19,260
- Hey, Goldmember
- 357
- 00:26:19,430 --> 00:26:22,350
- -Goldmember
- -Hey, Goldmember
- 358
- 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,600
- 'Cause that's the way, uh-huh
- Uh-huh
- 359
- 00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:26,770
- He likes it, uh-huh
- Uh-huh
- 360
- 00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:28,940
- Goldmember
- -Goldmember
- 361
- 00:26:29,110 --> 00:26:31,190
- He loves it
- -He loves it
- 362
- 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,360
- 'Cause that's the way, uh-huh
- -Uh-huh
- 363
- 00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:35,280
- -He likes it, uh-huh
- -Uh-huh
- 364
- 00:26:35,450 --> 00:26:37,490
- Goldmember
- -Goldmember
- 365
- 00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:39,490
- He loves it
- -He loves it
- 366
- 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:41,700
- He's got the Midas touch
- 367
- 00:26:41,870 --> 00:26:43,950
- He touched it too much
- 368
- 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,790
- Hey, Goldmember
- 369
- 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,960
- Hey, Goldmember
- -Goldmember
- 370
- 00:26:48,130 --> 00:26:50,790
- He's from the Netherlands
- 371
- 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,130
- -It's where he learned to dance
- -Hey, Goldmember
- 372
- 00:26:53,340 --> 00:26:55,170
- -Gold, Goldmember
- -Hey, Goldmember
- 373
- 00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:57,300
- Hey, Goldmember
- 374
- 00:26:57,470 --> 00:27:00,180
- It's gold, it's gold
- It's gold, it's gold
- 375
- 00:27:00,390 --> 00:27:03,390
- It's solid gold, baby
- 376
- 00:27:03,810 --> 00:27:06,810
- Goldmember's so solid
- -It's gold, it's gold, it's gold
- 377
- 00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:08,900
- It's gold, it's gold, it's gold
- 378
- 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:12,320
- -It's gold
- -It's solid gold, baby
- 379
- 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,820
- His member's so gold
- 380
- 00:27:14,990 --> 00:27:17,490
- Yes, it is, yeah
- 381
- 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,790
- Well, if it isn't Austin Powers.
- 382
- 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,000
- I’m sorry?
- 383
- 00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:32,420
- You got a lot of nerve dragging
- your jive white ass in here.
- 384
- 00:27:32,590 --> 00:27:35,000
- l don't believe we've met.
- 385
- 00:27:35,670 --> 00:27:37,630
- It’s me. Foxxy!
- 386
- 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,130
- Foxxy Cleopatra!
- 387
- 00:27:39,550 --> 00:27:41,180
- Long time, no see.
- 388
- 00:27:41,350 --> 00:27:43,680
- -Oh.
- -Stop!
- 389
- 00:27:43,850 --> 00:27:46,020
- We can't be seen talking to each other,
- you dig?
- 390
- 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:48,600
- I’m using this cat as a distraction.
- 391
- 00:27:48,770 --> 00:27:50,350
- l get it. Yes, very clever.
- 392
- 00:27:51,230 --> 00:27:52,690
- First things first.
- 393
- 00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:55,690
- Ow! Ouch-kabibble!
- 394
- 00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:59,700
- Eight years and no phone call?
- Nobody stands up Foxxy Cleopatra!
- 395
- 00:27:59,860 --> 00:28:01,200
- Where have you been?
- 396
- 00:28:01,370 --> 00:28:03,410
- Listen, Foxxy.
- 397
- 00:28:03,580 --> 00:28:06,790
- l just want you to know
- l never intended to hurt you, baby.
- 398
- 00:28:07,410 --> 00:28:09,710
- Well, all I know is...
- 399
- 00:28:09,870 --> 00:28:12,420
- ...Mama only got a taste of honey...
- 400
- 00:28:12,580 --> 00:28:15,300
- ...but she wanted the whole beehive.
- 401
- 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,550
- Oh, beehive.
- 402
- 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,880
- Yes, "beehive."
- 403
- 00:28:21,050 --> 00:28:23,300
- You always knew how to make me smile.
- 404
- 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:26,390
- Well, you know, it's a gift, really. l, um--
- 405
- 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,890
- Ugh, what am I doing?
- 406
- 00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:31,060
- Foxxy, what are you doing
- in Goldmember's club?
- 407
- 00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:33,230
- I’m undercover.
- 408
- 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,070
- About a year ago,
- my partner at the bureau was killed.
- 409
- 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,740
- And that jive-ass turkey Goldmember
- is the prime suspect.
- 410
- 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:42,240
- Ow!
- 411
- 00:28:43,070 --> 00:28:45,530
- Your father's in the back room,
- under heavy guard.
- 412
- 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:48,540
- -Thanks, Foxxy.
- -Austin! Good luck.
- 413
- 00:29:05,050 --> 00:29:06,260
- Oh!
- 414
- 00:29:06,430 --> 00:29:08,260
- -Dad!
- -Hello, son.
- 415
- 00:29:08,430 --> 00:29:11,060
- Just overpowering my guards. Heh, heh.
- 416
- 00:29:11,230 --> 00:29:13,600
- I’m here to rescue you. Come quickly.
- 417
- 00:29:13,770 --> 00:29:16,480
- I’ve got a better idea.
- Why don't you rescue me in about...
- 418
- 00:29:16,650 --> 00:29:18,940
- ...what, seven or eight minutes, eh?
- Ha, ha.
- 419
- 00:29:19,110 --> 00:29:22,780
- Oh, knock it off.
- l don't want to see my dad on the job.
- 420
- 00:29:22,950 --> 00:29:23,950
- Come on, let's go.
- 421
- 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:26,780
- Okay. I’m sorry. I'm sorry, girls.
- -No.
- 422
- 00:29:26,950 --> 00:29:29,450
- I’ve got to go, it's my boy. Hold on.
- 423
- 00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:34,000
- -What's wrong with your neck?
- -l took a Viagra.
- 424
- 00:29:34,170 --> 00:29:36,540
- It got stuck in my throat.
- I’ve had a stiff neck for hours.
- 425
- 00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:37,960
- l thank you.
- 426
- 00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:42,010
- Listen, Dad, if you are gonna
- talk about naughty things...
- 427
- 00:29:42,170 --> 00:29:43,840
- ...in front of these American girls...
- 428
- 00:29:44,010 --> 00:29:46,090
- ...then at least speak "English" English.
- 429
- 00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:48,680
- All right, my son.
- 430
- 00:29:48,850 --> 00:29:51,470
- l could've had it away
- with this cracking Judy, my old china.
- 431
- 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,480
- Are you telling pork pies
- and a bag of tripe?
- 432
- 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,310
- Because if you are feeling quiggly,
- why not just have a J. Arthur?
- 433
- 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,560
- -What, Billy No-Mates?
- -Too right, youth.
- 434
- 00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:01,280
- Don't you remember the din-din
- with the grotty Scottish bint?
- 435
- 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,440
- Oh, the one that was all
- sixes and sevens?
- 436
- 00:30:03,610 --> 00:30:07,070
- The trouble and strife of the Morris dancer
- that lived up the apples and pears.
- 437
- 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,870
- Yes, yes, she was the barrister
- that became a bobby in a lorry...
- 438
- 00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:13,910
- ...with a Gatling gun
- in and above St. Regis...
- 439
- 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,210
- ...tea kettle.
- 440
- 00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:16,580
- Yes.
- -Then she...
- 441
- 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:19,000
- Shat on a turtle.
- 442
- 00:30:19,170 --> 00:30:23,010
- -Oh, God, we had some good times, eh?
- -We had some good times, eh?
- 443
- 00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:25,630
- -Wonderful times, we had.
- -Good times, yeah.
- 444
- 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,100
- We had some good, uh...
- 445
- 00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:31,470
- ...times.
- 446
- 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,850
- Welcome to 1975...
- 447
- 00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:36,440
- ...Austin Powers and father.
- 448
- 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,360
- Excuse me while l change.
- The roller boogie has made me sweaty.
- 449
- 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,020
- Yeah, sweaty.
- 450
- 00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:43,820
- You see, Mr. Powers...
- 451
- 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,580
- ...I love gold.
- 452
- 00:30:50,780 --> 00:30:52,700
- The look of it, the taste of it...
- 453
- 00:30:52,870 --> 00:30:55,620
- ...the smell of it, the texture.
- 454
- 00:30:55,790 --> 00:30:57,500
- l love gold so much...
- 455
- 00:30:57,670 --> 00:31:01,960
- ...that I even lost my genitalia
- in an unfortunate smelting accident.
- 456
- 00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:04,550
- Hence the name...
- 457
- 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,630
- ...Goldmember.
- 458
- 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,560
- We are both swingers, you see? Ha, ha.
- 459
- 00:31:17,730 --> 00:31:20,230
- You have a tight body. Yes.
- 460
- 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,230
- l see that from your tight pants.
- 461
- 00:31:22,860 --> 00:31:26,030
- Yes, you are tight like a tiger.
- 462
- 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,360
- Would you like a smoke and a pancake?
- 463
- 00:31:28,530 --> 00:31:31,410
- -A what?
- -A smoke and a pancake.
- 464
- 00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:34,740
- You know, flapjack and a cigarette?
- Hmm?
- 465
- 00:31:34,910 --> 00:31:36,910
- All right. Cigar and a waffle?
- 466
- 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,250
- No? Pipe and a crepe?
- 467
- 00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:42,080
- No? Bong and a blintz?
- -No.
- 468
- 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:45,210
- Ah, well. Then there is no pleasing you.
- 469
- 00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:47,090
- That's not right.
- 470
- 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:50,130
- Ooh, hello. What have we here?
- 471
- 00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:51,800
- That's a keeper. Yes.
- 472
- 00:31:51,970 --> 00:31:54,600
- Put it in the skin box, please.
- With the others.
- 473
- 00:31:54,770 --> 00:31:58,100
- -I’m peeling.
- -Oh, that’s just disgusting.
- 474
- 00:31:58,270 --> 00:31:59,940
- Quickly. Quickly. Thank you.
- 475
- 00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:01,270
- Save me from myself.
- 476
- 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,560
- You're insane, Goldmember.
- 477
- 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,780
- And that's the way,
- uh-huh, uh-huh, l like it.
- 478
- 00:32:07,950 --> 00:32:10,280
- KC and the Sunshine Band.
- 479
- 00:32:10,450 --> 00:32:13,740
- All right, Goldmember,
- don't play the laughing boy.
- 480
- 00:32:13,910 --> 00:32:16,950
- There are only two things
- l can't stand in this world:
- 481
- 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:21,330
- People who are intolerant
- of other people's cultures...
- 482
- 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,630
- ...and the Dutch.
- -What?
- 483
- 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:28,970
- Take the father away.
- 484
- 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:35,560
- Dutch-hater. And now, ha, ha,
- it is time to say goodbye.
- 485
- 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,810
- Dr. Evil's orders.
- 486
- 00:32:37,980 --> 00:32:41,310
- Which for you is bad news, bears.
- 487
- 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,560
- Walter Matthau.
- 488
- 00:32:42,730 --> 00:32:43,980
- Shazam.
- 489
- 00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:46,690
- Up yours, jive turkey.
- 490
- 00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:48,650
- -Traitor.
- -Ugh!
- 491
- 00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:51,110
- Heh-heh-heh. Yes, the gun.
- Good, very good.
- 492
- 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,820
- 2002.
- 493
- 00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:56,490
- They're taking my father
- to the time machine.
- 494
- 00:32:56,660 --> 00:32:59,540
- The say-what machine?
- -Come on, now. Ha, ha.
- 495
- 00:32:59,710 --> 00:33:01,250
- No!
- -This way, sugar.
- 496
- 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,720
- That was close, Foxxy. l owe you one.
- 497
- 00:33:13,890 --> 00:33:17,970
- Austin, I found this in Goldmember's office.
- It’s a microfilm. It may be a clue.
- 498
- 00:33:18,140 --> 00:33:20,810
- -Smashing.
- -l want to go to the future with you.
- 499
- 00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:24,020
- We can catch Goldmember together.
- l owe it to my partner.
- 500
- 00:33:24,190 --> 00:33:27,150
- l should warn you, Foxxy,
- 2002 is very different.
- 501
- 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,190
- Well, heh, the future
- better get ready for me.
- 502
- 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:34,610
- Because I’m Foxxy Cleopatra
- and I'm a whole lot of woman.
- 503
- 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,370
- 2002, here we come.
- 504
- 00:33:47,540 --> 00:33:50,800
- All visitations limited to five minutes.
- 505
- 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,220
- No spitting in the visitors' room.
- 506
- 00:33:57,220 --> 00:33:58,720
- Herr Doctor...
- 507
- 00:33:58,890 --> 00:34:00,560
- ...I have some news.
- 508
- 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,350
- -It’s your son.
- -Oh.
- 509
- 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,390
- He wants to take over
- the family business.
- 510
- 00:34:05,150 --> 00:34:06,900
- Scotty does?
- 511
- 00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:10,110
- Oh, he’s gotten so evil,
- he has even started losing his hair.
- 512
- 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,690
- l know, it's sweet.
- 513
- 00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:14,900
- Oh, he just wants to make you proud,
- Herr Doctor.
- 514
- 00:34:15,070 --> 00:34:17,450
- After all, it’s hard on the boy
- not having a father.
- 515
- 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:21,740
- You know, first you were frozen,
- then you were in space, now you're in jail.
- 516
- 00:34:21,910 --> 00:34:24,540
- Well, don't tell me he feels neglected.
- 517
- 00:34:24,710 --> 00:34:27,540
- l was adopted by fricking Belgians, eh?
- 518
- 00:34:27,710 --> 00:34:29,090
- You were adopted?
- 519
- 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:31,800
- l never met my birth parents.
- 520
- 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,260
- There was a car accident.
- 521
- 00:34:34,510 --> 00:34:37,340
- I'm told it was a beautiful Belgian day.
- 522
- 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:41,510
- The smell of waffles and Brussels sprouts
- filled the summer air...
- 523
- 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,350
- ...until....
- 524
- 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,600
- My birth mother was incinerated.
- 525
- 00:34:46,770 --> 00:34:49,810
- l only survived
- because her smoking carcass...
- 526
- 00:34:49,980 --> 00:34:53,610
- ...formed a protective cocoon
- of slaughtered human effluence.
- 527
- 00:34:53,780 --> 00:34:56,860
- A Belgian man and his 15-year-old
- love slave with webbed feet...
- 528
- 00:34:57,030 --> 00:34:58,530
- ...was looting the accident scene.
- 529
- 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,910
- They came across a blood-soaked baby,
- moi.
- 530
- 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,120
- They raised me to be evil.
- 531
- 00:35:03,290 --> 00:35:06,080
- You know, that old chestnut.
- 532
- 00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:10,460
- But nothing compares to this,
- being inside the belly of the beast...
- 533
- 00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:12,750
- ...night after night, all alone.
- 534
- 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,130
- Daddy’s all pent up. Let’s freak!
- 535
- 00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:16,630
- Oh!
- 536
- 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,360
- Time's up.
- 537
- 00:35:34,530 --> 00:35:37,450
- Visiting hours are over. Step to the line.
- 538
- 00:35:37,610 --> 00:35:39,240
- Cuffs up.
- 539
- 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,620
- Move it.
- 540
- 00:35:51,330 --> 00:35:52,750
- Hi, there.
- 541
- 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,800
- How you sleeping? Good?
- 542
- 00:35:57,170 --> 00:36:00,010
- Gentlemen, listen up, y'all.
- 543
- 00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:02,180
- Here's the new plan:
- 544
- 00:36:02,350 --> 00:36:04,220
- You're gonna start a riot...
- 545
- 00:36:04,390 --> 00:36:07,520
- ...and we’re gonna
- walk out the front door.
- 546
- 00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:11,600
- Hey, man.
- 547
- 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:14,820
- l know guys on crack
- that makes more sense than you.
- 548
- 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,530
- Really?
- 549
- 00:36:16,690 --> 00:36:19,780
- Then let me put it to you this way, cuz.
- 550
- 00:36:25,370 --> 00:36:26,700
- Yeah.
- 551
- 00:36:27,370 --> 00:36:29,960
- -Instead of treated
- -We get tricked
- 552
- 00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:33,290
- -Instead of kisses
- -We get kicked
- 553
- 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:34,540
- It's the hard knock
- 554
- 00:36:34,710 --> 00:36:36,800
- I don't know how to
- be No crib on MTV
- 555
- 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,050
- God only knows
- Got my Mini Me in the G.P.
- 556
- 00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:41,260
- See how it goes
- Evil's all that I see
- 557
- 00:36:41,430 --> 00:36:43,550
- And you ask me my name?
- D to the rizzo
- 558
- 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,390
- E to the vizzo
- I to the lizzo
- 559
- 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,770
- I'm a crazy
- Y'all knew that
- 560
- 00:36:47,970 --> 00:36:51,060
- Austin caught me in the first act
- It's all backwards, what's with that?
- 561
- 00:36:51,230 --> 00:36:53,900
- So I'll make a prophecy
- From the dogs to the Mini Me
- 562
- 00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:56,730
- Give me an Escalade, a two-way
- Bling bling on eBay
- 563
- 00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:58,650
- Domino
- 564
- 00:37:02,570 --> 00:37:04,740
- Stick that in your pipe and smoke it
- 565
- 00:37:04,910 --> 00:37:06,580
- Instead of treated
- 566
- 00:37:07,450 --> 00:37:09,830
- This is for all my homeys in Bruges
- 567
- 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,580
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
- 568
- 00:37:17,550 --> 00:37:19,420
- Ah, Cristal.
- 569
- 00:37:19,590 --> 00:37:20,630
- My Moto.
- 570
- 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,260
- A couple of beyotches.
- 571
- 00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:23,930
- Why not?
- 572
- 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:26,640
- I gotta bust a move
- Drop and bust a groove
- 573
- 00:37:26,810 --> 00:37:29,060
- Feelin' fine, got an evil crew
- Goldmember too
- 574
- 00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:30,220
- Lick my 9
- 575
- 00:37:30,390 --> 00:37:32,940
- Till then I'll...on my...butt
- Brains out
- 576
- 00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:35,770
- Put...on call
- And splooge in your...that's all
- 577
- 00:37:35,940 --> 00:37:37,690
- Fo' shizzle my nizzle, y'all
- 578
- 00:37:40,990 --> 00:37:42,320
- Yeah.
- 579
- 00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:44,410
- All right, Listen up.
- 580
- 00:37:44,570 --> 00:37:47,200
- Tonight, 8 p.m.,
- you're going to start a riot.
- 581
- 00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:49,620
- Yes, Dr. Evil.
- 582
- 00:37:49,790 --> 00:37:53,290
- Attention, all guards.
- There is a riot in progress.
- 583
- 00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:55,290
- Seal all exits.
- 584
- 00:37:55,460 --> 00:38:00,340
- Attention. Dr. Evil and his clone
- are trying to escape.
- 585
- 00:38:00,510 --> 00:38:04,380
- All guards report to Cell Block A
- immediately.
- 586
- 00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:07,640
- Dr. Evil and his clone are getting away.
- 587
- 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,980
- There you are.
- 588
- 00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:20,980
- -Good morning, sunshine.
- -Good morning.
- 589
- 00:38:21,150 --> 00:38:22,440
- How did you sleep?
- 590
- 00:38:22,610 --> 00:38:25,990
- -Great.
- -Me too. If these lips could talk.
- 591
- 00:38:27,620 --> 00:38:29,830
- Mm. Oh, hello.
- 592
- 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,080
- You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.
- 593
- 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:35,540
- Oh. l hope there's a search involved.
- 594
- 00:38:38,130 --> 00:38:39,250
- You've got mail.
- 595
- 00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:41,840
- So, what does this thing do?
- 596
- 00:38:42,010 --> 00:38:43,510
- Well, it's called the Internet...
- 597
- 00:38:43,670 --> 00:38:46,050
- ...and it's completely revolutionized
- the way we live...
- 598
- 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:47,840
- ...and access vital information.
- 599
- 00:38:48,010 --> 00:38:49,970
- For example, have a look at this:
- 600
- 00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:51,470
- Oh, look at the monkey.
- 601
- 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,680
- Oh, he's got his finger on his--
- -Oh, no. Watch out.
- 602
- 00:38:57,270 --> 00:38:59,770
- Wow. Now, that's vital information.
- 603
- 00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:01,440
- l know. It’s amazing.
- 604
- 00:39:04,190 --> 00:39:07,030
- Oh, Basil. What's happening, baby?
- 605
- 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,860
- A lot is happening, Foxxy.
- 606
- 00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:11,120
- Dr. Evil has escaped.
- 607
- 00:39:11,530 --> 00:39:13,330
- The good news is that
- one of our agents...
- 608
- 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:16,870
- ...has managed to infiltrate
- Dr. Evil's organization.
- 609
- 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,710
- Excellent. We’ve been trying for years
- to get a mole inside Dr. Evil’s lair.
- 610
- 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,840
- -We now have that mole.
- -Yes.
- 611
- 00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:26,300
- And here he is.
- 612
- 00:39:28,050 --> 00:39:29,340
- So you're the--
- 613
- 00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:33,890
- Mo....
- 614
- 00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:35,930
- Most. Most.
- 615
- 00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:38,480
- -Most.
- -Most excellent agent we've ever seen.
- 616
- 00:39:38,650 --> 00:39:40,900
- Yes, most excellent agent we’ve ever seen.
- 617
- 00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:42,900
- -Mm-hm.
- -Thank you.
- 618
- 00:39:43,070 --> 00:39:44,570
- Thank you.
- 619
- 00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:47,400
- Now, l wasn't able to get an exact Location,
- but l did learn...
- 620
- 00:39:47,570 --> 00:39:50,360
- ...that Dr. Evil has moved to a new lair
- outside of Tokyo, Japan.
- 621
- 00:39:50,530 --> 00:39:52,410
- Hmm.
- 622
- 00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:56,580
- By the way, l realize
- that l have a large mole on my face.
- 623
- 00:39:57,910 --> 00:39:59,500
- Where? Ha, ha.
- 624
- 00:39:59,670 --> 00:40:02,330
- What? Where's that mole? Heh, heh.
- 625
- 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,590
- l didn't see one.
- 626
- 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:09,050
- l also realize the irony
- that l am myself a mole.
- 627
- 00:40:09,930 --> 00:40:12,850
- No one would make that connection.
- 628
- 00:40:14,930 --> 00:40:17,770
- Anyway, well done, old chap.
- 629
- 00:40:17,930 --> 00:40:18,980
- Jolly good work.
- 630
- 00:40:19,140 --> 00:40:22,440
- Yes, nice to mole you-- Meet you.
- Nice to meet your mole.
- 631
- 00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:23,770
- -Don't say "mole."
- -Stop.
- 632
- 00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:25,980
- -l said "mole."
- -Stop.
- 633
- 00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:28,400
- Stop.
- 634
- 00:40:29,450 --> 00:40:31,110
- Bye.
- -Mole.
- 635
- 00:40:35,330 --> 00:40:36,620
- Mole.
- 636
- 00:40:36,790 --> 00:40:38,500
- Stop.
- 637
- 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:43,210
- -Mole.
- -Oh, shut up!
- 638
- 00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:48,800
- Moley-moley-moley-moIey-moley.
- 639
- 00:41:02,810 --> 00:41:04,900
- Up, periscope.
- 640
- 00:41:09,990 --> 00:41:11,820
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- 641
- 00:41:11,990 --> 00:41:14,160
- ...welcome to my new submarine lair.
- 642
- 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,240
- It’s long and hard and full of seamen.
- 643
- 00:41:24,130 --> 00:41:26,170
- Nothing? No?
- 644
- 00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:27,590
- Not even a titter?
- 645
- 00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:28,960
- Tough sub.
- 646
- 00:41:29,130 --> 00:41:31,920
- Dr. Evil, you look very tight.
- 647
- 00:41:32,090 --> 00:41:33,590
- Yes, tight like a tiger.
- 648
- 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,180
- -Yes, yes, yes.
- -Really?
- 649
- 00:41:35,350 --> 00:41:37,140
- Yes, you look like a macho man.
- 650
- 00:41:37,310 --> 00:41:39,140
- Village People.
- 651
- 00:41:39,310 --> 00:41:40,520
- You know, Goldmember...
- 652
- 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,770
- ...I don't think that’s something
- one dude should say to another dude.
- 653
- 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:46,480
- Yeah. A little creepy. Mm-hm.
- 654
- 00:41:46,650 --> 00:41:51,440
- Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
- This is a keeper. Oi.
- 655
- 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:52,860
- Yes.
- 656
- 00:41:53,030 --> 00:41:56,990
- All right, you're not gonna put that skin
- in your mouth, are you?
- 657
- 00:41:58,490 --> 00:42:00,990
- You did. Okay, that’s just gross.
- 658
- 00:42:02,210 --> 00:42:04,460
- Yes, salty. Yes, that was good.
- 659
- 00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:06,710
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- 660
- 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:09,920
- ...as you know...
- 661
- 00:42:10,090 --> 00:42:12,840
- ...we've been designing
- a "tractor beam"...
- 662
- 00:42:13,010 --> 00:42:15,130
- ...code-named Preparation H.
- 663
- 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:19,050
- -Heh-heh-heh.
- -It’s powerful enough to pull the meteor...
- 664
- 00:42:19,220 --> 00:42:23,060
- ..."Midas 22" into a collision course
- with the Earth.
- 665
- 00:42:23,230 --> 00:42:27,600
- Upon entering the atmosphere,
- the hot ball of magma...
- 666
- 00:42:27,770 --> 00:42:31,610
- ...will strike and melt the polar icecaps,
- causing a global flood.
- 667
- 00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:36,240
- But enough of my technical mumbo jumbo.
- Allow me to demonstrate.
- 668
- 00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:41,910
- Lower the globe.
- 669
- 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,910
- Lower the globe!
- 670
- 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,250
- Ow! Ow!
- 671
- 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,000
- Well, congratulations, numbnuts.
- 672
- 00:42:51,170 --> 00:42:55,220
- You've succeeded in turning me
- into a fricking jack-in-the-box.
- 673
- 00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:57,840
- Get it off. Get it off. It's dark, it's dark.
- 674
- 00:42:58,010 --> 00:42:59,720
- I’m okay. I’m okay.
- 675
- 00:43:01,310 --> 00:43:02,930
- Release the meteor.
- 676
- 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:05,100
- Release the meteor!
- 677
- 00:43:06,770 --> 00:43:08,270
- -Ow!
- -Oh....
- 678
- 00:43:10,270 --> 00:43:11,360
- No way.
- 679
- 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,030
- Right in the kniggin.
- 680
- 00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:16,240
- -Goddamn it. Oh!
- -Ow.
- 681
- 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,950
- Guys.
- 682
- 00:43:18,450 --> 00:43:19,780
- Way to go, A-hole.
- 683
- 00:43:19,950 --> 00:43:24,290
- All right, hold on while I try
- and find my balls, for God's sakes.
- 684
- 00:43:24,450 --> 00:43:26,660
- One, two and three.
- 685
- 00:43:26,830 --> 00:43:28,620
- Okay. I'm okay.
- 686
- 00:43:28,790 --> 00:43:32,710
- Dr. Evil, we still have
- the ultimate insurance policy.
- 687
- 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,300
- May l present to you...
- 688
- 00:43:34,460 --> 00:43:37,670
- ...the very sexual, the very tight...
- 689
- 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,970
- ...Austin Powers' father.
- 690
- 00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:43,810
- -His what?
- -His father, Dr. Evil.
- 691
- 00:43:43,970 --> 00:43:45,720
- His "farger"?
- 692
- 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:50,100
- -What's a farger?
- -His father. You know, the father.
- 693
- 00:43:50,270 --> 00:43:54,940
- Yeah. Goldmember, I don't speak
- freaky-deaky Dutch, okay, perv boy?
- 694
- 00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:57,240
- Father. His dad. Dad is father.
- 695
- 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,530
- Oh, his dad?
- 696
- 00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:00,990
- Oh, his father.
- 697
- 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,660
- Yes, I have a Dutch accent.
- Isn’t that weird?
- 698
- 00:44:03,830 --> 00:44:05,740
- Father. Father.
- 699
- 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:09,000
- Ah, Nigel Powers.
- 700
- 00:44:09,170 --> 00:44:10,500
- Hello, hello.
- 701
- 00:44:14,130 --> 00:44:18,470
- -Bring him to me.
- -Easy peezy, lemon squeezy.
- 702
- 00:44:18,630 --> 00:44:21,720
- Oh, put the guns down.
- Is this the first day on the job or something?
- 703
- 00:44:21,890 --> 00:44:25,510
- Look, this is how it goes.
- You attack me one at a time...
- 704
- 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,930
- ...and l knock you out with a single punch.
- Okay? Go.
- 705
- 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,520
- -Judo chop.
- -Oh, he's good.
- 706
- 00:44:30,690 --> 00:44:31,940
- Judo chop.
- 707
- 00:44:32,610 --> 00:44:33,980
- Do you know who I am?
- 708
- 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,730
- Have you any idea
- how many anonymous henchmen...
- 709
- 00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:39,360
- ...I've killed over the years?
- And look at you.
- 710
- 00:44:39,530 --> 00:44:42,530
- You haven't even got a nametag.
- You got no chance.
- 711
- 00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:44,160
- Why don't you just fall down?
- 712
- 00:44:44,330 --> 00:44:46,240
- Go on, son.
- 713
- 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,620
- All right, Dr. Evil, give yourself up
- while you've still got a chance.
- 714
- 00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:56,340
- Okay. Okay. You've got me.
- 715
- 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:58,880
- Nigel Powers, meet...
- 716
- 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,550
- ...Mini Me.
- -Oh, blimey.
- 717
- 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,050
- l thought l smelled cabbage.
- 718
- 00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:05,390
- Take him away.
- 719
- 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:09,560
- Uh, Dr. Evil, can l paint his yoo-hoo gold?
- 720
- 00:45:09,730 --> 00:45:12,390
- It’s kind of my thing, you know.
- 721
- 00:45:18,070 --> 00:45:21,490
- How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard?
- 722
- 00:45:23,780 --> 00:45:25,950
- Attention, henchmen, it's health week.
- 723
- 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,740
- Don't forget your physical.
- Dr. Evil's orders.
- 724
- 00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:35,830
- You know, l think it's a shame
- the way they treat you.
- 725
- 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,590
- Just because
- you're one-eighth their size...
- 726
- 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,760
- ...doesn't mean you deserve
- one-eighth of their respect.
- 727
- 00:45:42,430 --> 00:45:44,050
- Does it?
- 728
- 00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:46,930
- Say, mini-fella, I'm, uh...
- 729
- 00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:48,930
- ...I'm curious.
- 730
- 00:45:49,430 --> 00:45:52,770
- Is, uh, everything in proportion?
- 731
- 00:45:54,270 --> 00:45:56,940
- You know, your bobby-dangler,
- your general, two colonels...
- 732
- 00:45:57,110 --> 00:45:59,360
- ...your giggle stick, master of ceremonies.
- 733
- 00:46:00,690 --> 00:46:02,940
- Yeah. Oh, don't be shy. Let's have a look.
- 734
- 00:46:08,580 --> 00:46:10,290
- My word.
- 735
- 00:46:10,450 --> 00:46:11,950
- You're a tripod.
- 736
- 00:46:13,710 --> 00:46:17,580
- What do you feed that thing, eh?
- It’s like a baby's arm holding an apple.
- 737
- 00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:23,470
- The good news is, you ever get tired,
- you can use it as a kickstand.
- 738
- 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:32,560
- l think we both know who the real brains is
- behind this operation, eh?
- 739
- 00:46:32,730 --> 00:46:33,770
- Mm-hm.
- 740
- 00:46:47,820 --> 00:46:50,780
- Tokyo àgogo, baby. Yeah.
- 741
- 00:46:52,620 --> 00:46:54,250
- Oh, what's kicking, Basil?
- 742
- 00:46:54,410 --> 00:46:57,170
- A lot's kicking, Foxxy. Austin...
- 743
- 00:46:57,330 --> 00:47:01,590
- ...one of Dr. Evil's henchmen
- has been spotted at the Asahi Sumo Arena.
- 744
- 00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:03,670
- Proceed there immediately.
- 745
- 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,170
- Thanks, Basil.
- 746
- 00:47:11,390 --> 00:47:16,140
- Ah, Jesus Christ.
- This diaper's making my nuts rub together.
- 747
- 00:47:16,310 --> 00:47:19,190
- It’s gonna start a fire.
- 748
- 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,110
- That's Fat Bastard.
- 749
- 00:47:21,270 --> 00:47:25,030
- ...Fat Bastard.
- 750
- 00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:39,880
- You know what my favorite
- Helen Hunt movie is?
- 751
- 00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,040
- Twister.
- 752
- 00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:48,720
- Oh!
- 753
- 00:47:48,890 --> 00:47:51,390
- Fat Bastard...
- 754
- 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:55,350
- -That's not right.
- -Sure ain't.
- 755
- 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,350
- Are we done here?
- 756
- 00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,690
- I’ve got to take a crap.
- 757
- 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,770
- Wait a tick.
- 758
- 00:48:02,940 --> 00:48:05,030
- Something doesn't smell right.
- 759
- 00:48:05,190 --> 00:48:07,740
- And l think it's Fat Bastard.
- 760
- 00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:12,320
- On top of spaghetti
- 761
- 00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:16,080
- All covered in-- Ahh! --cheese
- 762
- 00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:21,500
- I lost my poor meatball
- 763
- 00:48:21,670 --> 00:48:23,000
- 'Cause somebody--
- 764
- 00:48:25,460 --> 00:48:30,050
- -You okay, Austin?
- -Sound as a pound, love. Yeah. Good.
- 765
- 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:34,180
- What the--? I didn't have any corn.
- 766
- 00:48:38,430 --> 00:48:40,100
- Aah!
- 767
- 00:48:49,030 --> 00:48:50,450
- Hey, diaper lady.
- 768
- 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,740
- Here's my diaper.
- 769
- 00:48:54,410 --> 00:48:56,540
- l think l might have pinched one off
- too soon.
- 770
- 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,370
- Oh, l left a rosebud in there for you.
- 771
- 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:14,470
- You really are a fat bastard.
- 772
- 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,970
- You know, that hurts my feelings.
- l tried going on a diet, you know.
- 773
- 00:49:18,140 --> 00:49:21,640
- The Zone. You know,
- "carbs are the enemy"?
- 774
- 00:49:22,230 --> 00:49:24,310
- We don't like carbs,
- you know what I mean?
- 775
- 00:49:24,650 --> 00:49:25,860
- Oh.
- 776
- 00:49:27,530 --> 00:49:28,900
- Who's your friend?
- 777
- 00:49:30,150 --> 00:49:32,650
- Oh, I'd like to have a go with that filly.
- 778
- 00:49:32,820 --> 00:49:35,370
- Oh, do you find me sexy?
- 779
- 00:49:35,530 --> 00:49:37,410
- Oh, look at my titties.
- 780
- 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,330
- -Shut your mouth.
- -Mm, yeah.
- 781
- 00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,420
- All right, that's enough.
- 782
- 00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:46,590
- Okay, you got me.
- 783
- 00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:48,170
- -Put it there, would you?
- -Okay.
- 784
- 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,090
- Come here, you.
- 785
- 00:49:55,890 --> 00:49:58,350
- Ow, my titties!
- 786
- 00:49:58,510 --> 00:50:00,680
- Ow, you gave me a nurple.
- 787
- 00:50:06,310 --> 00:50:08,360
- I’ve got you now, ha-ha-ha.
- 788
- 00:50:09,530 --> 00:50:10,690
- Come here, you.
- 789
- 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,700
- Prepare for the ultimate
- wire-fighting maneuver.
- 790
- 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,290
- l just hope my wire-fighting team
- is ready.
- 791
- 00:50:28,170 --> 00:50:30,050
- Whoa!
- 792
- 00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:47,480
- -Crikey.
- -Oh, great.
- 793
- 00:50:47,650 --> 00:50:49,480
- Isn’t this magical?
- 794
- 00:50:49,650 --> 00:50:51,360
- One of my wires broke.
- 795
- 00:50:59,030 --> 00:51:00,530
- You under arrest, sugar.
- 796
- 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,080
- Okay, Fat Bastard, who's the Japanese cat
- you made an exchange with?
- 797
- 00:51:06,250 --> 00:51:08,420
- Oh, all right.
- 798
- 00:51:08,830 --> 00:51:11,040
- His name is Roboto.
- 799
- 00:51:11,210 --> 00:51:13,340
- He owns Roboto Industries.
- 800
- 00:51:13,510 --> 00:51:18,180
- He's designing some contraption
- for Dr. Evil. l don't know.
- 801
- 00:51:18,340 --> 00:51:19,930
- The tractor beam.
- 802
- 00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:21,350
- That's it.
- -Listen...
- 803
- 00:51:21,510 --> 00:51:24,520
- ...do you honestly think
- that crime can pay?
- 804
- 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,600
- Well, to be honest with you,
- I’ve been trying to go legit.
- 805
- 00:51:28,270 --> 00:51:31,400
- l really take my sumo wrestling
- seriously, you know.
- 806
- 00:51:32,780 --> 00:51:35,820
- But when you're an overweight child...
- 807
- 00:51:35,990 --> 00:51:39,660
- ...in a society that demands perfection...
- 808
- 00:51:40,490 --> 00:51:42,950
- ...well, your sense of right, wrong...
- 809
- 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,660
- ...fair and unfair...
- 810
- 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,460
- ...will always be tragically skewed.
- 811
- 00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:57,800
- Did you just soil yourself?
- 812
- 00:51:57,970 --> 00:52:00,430
- Maybe, heh-heh-heh.
- 813
- 00:52:00,590 --> 00:52:03,300
- It did sound a little wet, didn't it?
- Right at the end.
- 814
- 00:52:03,470 --> 00:52:04,720
- Ooh. Ha-ha-ha.
- 815
- 00:52:04,890 --> 00:52:06,270
- Let's have a smell, all right?
- 816
- 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:08,980
- Ooh, wafting, wafting.
- 817
- 00:52:09,150 --> 00:52:12,730
- Oh, everyone likes their own brand,
- don't they? This is magic.
- 818
- 00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:14,610
- All right, analysis:
- 819
- 00:52:14,780 --> 00:52:17,820
- Oh, it smells Like carrots and throw-up.
- 820
- 00:52:17,990 --> 00:52:19,990
- Oh, that could gag a maggot.
- 821
- 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:24,660
- l smell Like hot, sick ass
- in a dead carcass.
- 822
- 00:52:25,370 --> 00:52:28,960
- Oh, even stink would say that stinks.
- 823
- 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,330
- You know when you go
- into an apartment building...
- 824
- 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:34,170
- ...and you smell other people's cooking
- on each floor and you go:
- 825
- 00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:37,590
- "What are they cooking?" That, plus crap.
- 826
- 00:52:45,390 --> 00:52:47,270
- -Hey, Pop.
- -Hey, Scotty.
- 827
- 00:52:47,430 --> 00:52:49,020
- How you been, sport?
- 828
- 00:52:49,190 --> 00:52:50,690
- Whoa!
- 829
- 00:52:50,850 --> 00:52:52,150
- l got you a present.
- 830
- 00:52:52,310 --> 00:52:53,650
- Really?
- 831
- 00:52:53,810 --> 00:52:56,190
- -Open the tank.
- -Open the tank!
- 832
- 00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:06,530
- Are those sharks with laser beams
- attached to their heads?
- 833
- 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,750
- Cool. You mean l actually have
- fricking sharks...
- 834
- 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,380
- ...with fricking Laser beams
- attached to their fricking heads?
- 835
- 00:53:18,010 --> 00:53:21,170
- You're the best evil son
- an evil dad could ever ask for.
- 836
- 00:53:23,590 --> 00:53:24,640
- Well, l love you, Dad.
- 837
- 00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:29,470
- l love you, son.
- 838
- 00:53:31,230 --> 00:53:32,440
- It’s touching moment, yes.
- 839
- 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,020
- Scotty, come here.
- 840
- 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:38,150
- Pop a squat right next to Daddy.
- 841
- 00:53:40,740 --> 00:53:41,950
- Mini Me?
- 842
- 00:53:42,490 --> 00:53:44,490
- Move down the bench.
- 843
- 00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:47,410
- Move down the bench.
- 844
- 00:53:47,580 --> 00:53:48,990
- There's a power struggle, yes.
- 845
- 00:53:54,420 --> 00:53:56,750
- Scotty's on fire.
- 846
- 00:53:58,590 --> 00:54:00,380
- All right, it's getting crowded in here.
- 847
- 00:54:00,550 --> 00:54:02,760
- Everyone out, everyone out. Come on.
- 848
- 00:54:02,930 --> 00:54:05,050
- Not you, Scotty. Not you, Number Two.
- 849
- 00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:06,890
- Not you, Frau. Not you, Goldmember.
- 850
- 00:54:07,050 --> 00:54:08,390
- Not you, guys back there.
- 851
- 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,600
- Not you, Henchman Holding Wrench.
- 852
- 00:54:10,770 --> 00:54:12,770
- Not you,
- Henchman Arbitrarily Turning Knobs...
- 853
- 00:54:12,940 --> 00:54:14,940
- ...Making It Seem Like
- You're Doing Something.
- 854
- 00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,950
- Oh, this is uncomfortable.
- 855
- 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,790
- Heh, heh. The tiny one can't take a hint.
- Heh-heh-heh.
- 856
- 00:54:33,910 --> 00:54:36,460
- He doesn't understand.
- He is small, heh, heh.
- 857
- 00:54:54,060 --> 00:54:56,270
- Hello, Foxxy. Austin.
- 858
- 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,940
- We've confirmed what Fat Bastard told you
- about Roboto is accurate.
- 859
- 00:55:00,110 --> 00:55:03,480
- He was hired by Dr. Evil
- to construct Preparation H.
- 860
- 00:55:03,650 --> 00:55:07,740
- So Roboto had the technology
- to build Goldmember's tractor beam.
- 861
- 00:55:07,910 --> 00:55:09,780
- Which means Roboto
- will lead us to Goldmember.
- 862
- 00:55:09,950 --> 00:55:13,040
- Which means Goldmember
- will lead us to my father.
- 863
- 00:55:25,420 --> 00:55:28,510
- Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. I thank you.
- 864
- 00:55:34,020 --> 00:55:36,100
- -You speak Japanese?
- -A little.
- 865
- 00:55:36,270 --> 00:55:38,940
- Well, you might be a cunning linguist,
- but I’m a master debater.
- 866
- 00:55:42,690 --> 00:55:44,940
- I’m looking for my father.
- He was kidnapped.
- 867
- 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:51,990
- Please eat what?
- 868
- 00:55:52,410 --> 00:55:53,740
- Wait.
- 869
- 00:55:54,660 --> 00:55:58,370
- He said,
- "Please eat some shitake mushrooms."
- 870
- 00:55:58,540 --> 00:56:00,330
- Tell me...
- 871
- 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:01,960
- ...what do you know...
- 872
- 00:56:02,130 --> 00:56:05,710
- ...about my father's where...
- 873
- 00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:10,180
- ...abouts?
- 874
- 00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:11,680
- Mm.
- 875
- 00:56:15,470 --> 00:56:17,730
- "Your ass is happy"?
- 876
- 00:56:17,890 --> 00:56:19,230
- No.
- 877
- 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,820
- He said,
- "Your assignment is an unhappy one."
- 878
- 00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:26,280
- Oh.
- 879
- 00:56:29,150 --> 00:56:31,740
- Nice potty mouth, dirtbag.
- 880
- 00:56:33,740 --> 00:56:34,870
- Oh.
- 881
- 00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,830
- Yes, quite off topic,
- thank you very much.
- 882
- 00:56:40,670 --> 00:56:42,880
- Why don't I just speak in English?
- 883
- 00:56:44,090 --> 00:56:46,090
- That would be a good idea,
- now, wouldn't it?
- 884
- 00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:48,260
- That way l wouldn't
- misread the subtitles...
- 885
- 00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:51,590
- ...making it seem like
- you're saying things that are dirty.
- 886
- 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,930
- I’m sorry to hear about your father,
- but l can't help you.
- 887
- 00:56:56,770 --> 00:56:59,100
- Please excuse me.
- l have another appointment.
- 888
- 00:57:05,110 --> 00:57:06,320
- By the way...
- 889
- 00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:15,030
- -Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
- -Tell me something l don't know.
- 890
- 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,450
- -l open-mouth kissed a horse once.
- -Say what?
- 891
- 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:19,040
- That's something you don't know.
- 892
- 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,120
- My spider sense is telling me
- that my father's still in this building.
- 893
- 00:57:22,290 --> 00:57:25,630
- You keep a lookout.
- I’m gonna try and sneak in.
- 894
- 00:58:29,820 --> 00:58:31,820
- Mm.
- 895
- 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:49,750
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 896
- 00:59:08,730 --> 00:59:09,900
- Judo chop!
- 897
- 00:59:36,010 --> 00:59:37,930
- Shazam!
- 898
- 00:59:38,090 --> 00:59:39,430
- Come on, sugar.
- 899
- 00:59:44,470 --> 00:59:47,270
- -There's Goldmember and Roboto.
- -Yes, very impressive.
- 900
- 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,100
- Put Preparation H
- into my schtuppen transporten.
- 901
- 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,400
- -What's this?
- -You need this to turn on the tractor beam.
- 902
- 00:59:56,570 --> 00:59:58,280
- It’s a gold key.
- 903
- 00:59:58,450 --> 00:59:59,860
- It’s gold.
- 904
- 01:00:00,820 --> 01:00:02,160
- Smarty-pants.
- 905
- 01:00:02,330 --> 01:00:04,450
- -Let's spread out.
- -Yeah.
- 906
- 01:00:08,870 --> 01:00:11,330
- Hands up, Goldmember.
- It’s payback time.
- 907
- 01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:14,130
- Sure, you can kill me...
- 908
- 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:18,050
- ...but then what happens
- to Austin Powers' father?
- 909
- 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:27,850
- -Dad.
- -Yes.
- 910
- 01:00:28,020 --> 01:00:31,310
- And now he's going to have
- an unfortunate smelting accident.
- 911
- 01:00:38,490 --> 01:00:40,320
- -Hiya!
- -Unh!
- 912
- 01:00:40,490 --> 01:00:43,070
- Don't worry, Dad. I’m here to rescue you.
- 913
- 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:47,580
- Ow! May l point out that last time around,
- you fell into an obvious trap.
- 914
- 01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:50,160
- Now you're trying to save me
- instead of stopping Goldmember.
- 915
- 01:00:50,330 --> 01:00:53,170
- Oh, please. I’m not gonna
- let Goldmember get away.
- 916
- 01:00:53,340 --> 01:00:55,340
- Austin, Goldmember's getting away.
- 917
- 01:00:55,500 --> 01:00:56,840
- Ah.
- 918
- 01:01:01,510 --> 01:01:05,350
- Hello, hello.
- Aren't you going to introduce us, Austin?
- 919
- 01:01:05,510 --> 01:01:07,810
- -Foxxy, this is--
- -Powers. Nigel Powers.
- 920
- 01:01:08,930 --> 01:01:12,440
- -Is that Eau de Flores you're wearing?
- -Yes, it is.
- 921
- 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:13,980
- That's how a woman should smell.
- 922
- 01:01:14,150 --> 01:01:16,360
- Especially one as beautiful as you.
- 923
- 01:01:16,530 --> 01:01:20,440
- My, my. Even in the face of danger,
- you live up to your reputation.
- 924
- 01:01:23,370 --> 01:01:24,530
- Get on with it.
- 925
- 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:30,710
- I’ve got an idea.
- 926
- 01:01:35,210 --> 01:01:36,880
- Your spy car's a MINI?
- 927
- 01:01:37,050 --> 01:01:40,050
- It’s not the size, mate,
- it's how you use it.
- 928
- 01:02:03,530 --> 01:02:05,320
- l would've found my way off that.
- 929
- 01:02:05,490 --> 01:02:07,490
- Fellas.
- -What? I saved your life.
- 930
- 01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:10,200
- -You should've been doing your job.
- -Oh, you're welcome, man.
- 931
- 01:02:10,370 --> 01:02:12,370
- Shut up and turn around, please!
- 932
- 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:43,150
- Run! It’s Godzilla!
- 933
- 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:46,910
- It looks Like Godzilla, but due to
- international copyright laws, it's not.
- 934
- 01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:49,450
- Still, we should run Like it is Godzilla!
- 935
- 01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:50,870
- Though it isn't.
- 936
- 01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:57,790
- There's Goldmember.
- 937
- 01:03:04,130 --> 01:03:06,300
- Breaker, breaker, 1-niner.
- 938
- 01:03:06,470 --> 01:03:08,300
- This is Goldy-Wang. Over.
- 939
- 01:03:08,470 --> 01:03:09,970
- 10-4, there, Goldy-Wang.
- 940
- 01:03:10,140 --> 01:03:12,470
- This is Rubber Ducky.
- What's your 10-20? Over.
- 941
- 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:16,440
- I’ve got Preparation H in my rear
- and Smokey the Bear in my back door.
- 942
- 01:03:16,650 --> 01:03:18,900
- We've got us a convoy. Over.
- 943
- 01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:22,820
- Yee-haw! Copy that, you son of a bitch
- pile of monkey nuts.
- 944
- 01:03:23,530 --> 01:03:25,860
- Open wide there, Rubber Ducky.
- 945
- 01:03:26,030 --> 01:03:28,530
- I am entering your mouth now. Over.
- 946
- 01:03:34,790 --> 01:03:38,500
- Oh, great. Goldmember got away.
- -Now what?
- 947
- 01:03:38,670 --> 01:03:41,460
- l think it's obvious.
- We should take Dr. Evil's lair by force.
- 948
- 01:03:41,630 --> 01:03:44,050
- -You can be my backup, son.
- -Backup?
- 949
- 01:03:44,210 --> 01:03:46,130
- Well, that's fairly condescending.
- 950
- 01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:48,380
- Do you think Dr. Evil's
- gonna expect an attack?
- 951
- 01:03:48,550 --> 01:03:50,390
- We should infiltrate his lair.
- 952
- 01:03:50,550 --> 01:03:53,180
- This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
- 953
- 01:03:53,350 --> 01:03:57,350
- We need commandos, scuba,
- gadgets, for God's sake.
- 954
- 01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,850
- Well, l don't like to use gadgets...
- 955
- 01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:02,150
- ...outside the bedroom. I thank you.
- 956
- 01:04:05,030 --> 01:04:06,110
- Outside the bedroom.
- 957
- 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,700
- You know, l think being frozen
- damaged your brain.
- 958
- 01:04:10,530 --> 01:04:12,990
- Really? And how would you know?
- 959
- 01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:16,830
- This is the most time
- that we've ever spent together since...
- 960
- 01:04:17,330 --> 01:04:18,370
- ...ever.
- 961
- 01:04:18,540 --> 01:04:20,620
- -What are you saying, son?
- -Oh, please.
- 962
- 01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:23,710
- What boy learned to drive a car
- with machine guns on it?
- 963
- 01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:26,880
- Or had a helicopter
- you can fit in a knapsack?
- 964
- 01:04:27,050 --> 01:04:29,050
- What about your Swedish nanny, Helga?
- 965
- 01:04:30,510 --> 01:04:31,550
- Oh, yes. Helga.
- 966
- 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,550
- Let's say I didn't hire her for the cooking.
- 967
- 01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:35,310
- -Ha-ha-ha.
- -Ha-ha-ha. Oh, yes.
- 968
- 01:04:35,470 --> 01:04:37,140
- She stayed on until you were 24.
- 969
- 01:04:39,060 --> 01:04:40,640
- We were mates, you and l.
- 970
- 01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:44,020
- l didn't need a friend, I needed a father.
- 971
- 01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:47,070
- Do you know l risked my life
- trying to save you...
- 972
- 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,700
- ...and you still don't give me any respect.
- 973
- 01:04:49,860 --> 01:04:54,160
- Respect? Oh, come on.
- lf you've got an issue, here’s a tissue.
- 974
- 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,340
- That is not funny.
- 975
- 01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:08,760
- Well, l suppose we better go
- our separate ways, then.
- 976
- 01:05:10,630 --> 01:05:16,560
- Fine.
- 977
- 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:30,900
- So I've been assigned to welcome you
- to the Ministry of Defence.
- 978
- 01:05:31,070 --> 01:05:34,530
- l have a letter from my director
- personally thanking you for switching sides.
- 979
- 01:05:42,830 --> 01:05:45,080
- l can't wait to inform Austin
- of your defection.
- 980
- 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,800
- Oh, hello, Basil.
- 981
- 01:05:51,970 --> 01:05:54,800
- Yes, Austin should be here
- any second. Yes.
- 982
- 01:05:55,390 --> 01:05:57,810
- Yes, I'm in Austin’s hotel room right now.
- Mm-hm.
- 983
- 01:06:04,270 --> 01:06:06,310
- -Aah!
- -Oh-- Uh--
- 984
- 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,480
- -Assassin!
- -Eek!
- 985
- 01:06:11,150 --> 01:06:13,070
- Try to kill me, will you?
- 986
- 01:06:16,070 --> 01:06:17,950
- Oh, you want to be friends, huh?
- 987
- 01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:21,250
- Wait a tick.
- 988
- 01:06:22,580 --> 01:06:23,910
- Peace?
- 989
- 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,120
- Oh!
- 990
- 01:06:25,290 --> 01:06:27,130
- I’m not falling for that again.
- 991
- 01:06:36,470 --> 01:06:38,680
- But at least he didn't mention it.
- 992
- 01:06:38,850 --> 01:06:41,180
- Yes, I realize he can't talk.
- 993
- 01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:45,350
- Listen, l think Dr. Evil treated him badly
- and that's why he's decided to help us.
- 994
- 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,610
- Come back here, you little bugger.
- 995
- 01:06:54,740 --> 01:06:55,860
- Got you.
- 996
- 01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:01,790
- Oh, yes, I’m sure Austin and Mini
- will get along famously.
- 997
- 01:07:03,370 --> 01:07:06,460
- No, l guarantee nothing will happen
- to Mini Me on my watch.
- 998
- 01:07:10,710 --> 01:07:13,550
- Come on, you bugger.
- Come on, I got you.
- 999
- 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:23,220
- Oh, l think he and Austin will be united
- in their commitment to stopping Dr. Evil.
- 1000
- 01:07:27,310 --> 01:07:30,860
- Austin, there you are.
- I’ve come to tell you the good news.
- 1001
- 01:07:34,900 --> 01:07:36,900
- Mini Me has...
- 1002
- 01:07:37,740 --> 01:07:38,740
- ...switched sides.
- 1003
- 01:07:39,410 --> 01:07:42,240
- Ah! Oh. Heh.
- 1004
- 01:07:42,410 --> 01:07:46,870
- Sorry about that, old chap. Sorry.
- You know. Sorry.
- 1005
- 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,500
- Welcome aboard, heh-heh-heh.
- 1006
- 01:07:49,670 --> 01:07:52,170
- -My "mole-stake."
- -What was that?
- 1007
- 01:07:53,210 --> 01:07:56,420
- -Listen, just get it out of your system.
- -No, I’m fine.
- 1008
- 01:07:56,590 --> 01:07:58,590
- -We could work together better if--
- -It’s okay--
- 1009
- 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:00,470
- Mole! Bloody mole!
- 1010
- 01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:04,770
- We're not supposed to talk about the mole,
- but there's a mole winking me in the face.
- 1011
- 01:08:04,930 --> 01:08:09,190
- I’m gonna chop it off and cut it up
- and make some guacamole.
- 1012
- 01:08:11,270 --> 01:08:13,690
- -Better?
- -Yeah. Yes.
- 1013
- 01:08:27,870 --> 01:08:31,040
- So you've decided to join us,
- huh, Mini Me?
- 1014
- 01:08:31,210 --> 01:08:33,460
- Welcome to the good side,
- my mini-brother.
- 1015
- 01:08:33,630 --> 01:08:36,630
- And thank you for the map
- of Dr. Evil's sub.
- 1016
- 01:08:38,130 --> 01:08:39,800
- What's this? It says:
- 1017
- 01:08:39,970 --> 01:08:43,430
- "Dr. Evil's tractor beam is now complete.
- There's not much time.
- 1018
- 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,140
- Dr. Evil must pay."
- 1019
- 01:08:49,770 --> 01:08:52,940
- "You are so beautiful.
- Are you a clone of an angel?"
- 1020
- 01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:58,440
- That is so sweet.
- Well, no, my mini-man, I'm not.
- 1021
- 01:09:01,740 --> 01:09:03,990
- "Are you sure you don't have
- a little clone in you?"
- 1022
- 01:09:05,330 --> 01:09:06,740
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- 1023
- 01:09:06,950 --> 01:09:08,200
- "Would you like to?"
- 1024
- 01:09:11,830 --> 01:09:13,750
- Horny bugger.
- 1025
- 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,960
- That is so not funny.
- 1026
- 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:18,760
- Okay, everyone, prepare to dive.
- 1027
- 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:21,430
- This spy car's also a submarine.
- 1028
- 01:09:36,690 --> 01:09:39,190
- Get me the World Organization.
- 1029
- 01:09:41,570 --> 01:09:42,860
- What is it, Dr. Evil?
- 1030
- 01:09:43,030 --> 01:09:44,490
- Gentlemen, in a matter of hours...
- 1031
- 01:09:44,660 --> 01:09:48,540
- ...a meteor will crash into Earth,
- causing a global flood.
- 1032
- 01:09:48,700 --> 01:09:50,830
- That is, of course, unless you pay me...
- 1033
- 01:09:52,540 --> 01:09:54,000
- ...one billion...
- 1034
- 01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:02,170
- ...million yen.
- 1035
- 01:10:02,340 --> 01:10:04,050
- l think you're bluffing.
- 1036
- 01:10:04,220 --> 01:10:08,220
- Well, perhaps you'd like a demonstration.
- Number Two, the key, please.
- 1037
- 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,250
- Sir, Dr. Evil's not bluffing.
- 1038
- 01:10:32,410 --> 01:10:34,410
- One of our satellites is falling out of orbit.
- 1039
- 01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:37,000
- -Which one?
- -It's the one that looks like a pair of--
- 1040
- 01:10:37,170 --> 01:10:40,420
- Melons. Big, juicy melons.
- 1041
- 01:10:40,590 --> 01:10:42,590
- Are they nice and firm?
- 1042
- 01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:44,590
- Well, what do you think?
- 1043
- 01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:47,510
- Look at that. It looks like a set of giant--
- 1044
- 01:10:49,430 --> 01:10:53,270
- -Hey, "A" and "N," you're late.
- -How we doing? We're back.
- 1045
- 01:10:53,430 --> 01:10:55,770
- Go, Titans!
- 1046
- 01:10:55,940 --> 01:10:58,360
- Check it out. Those remind me of--
- 1047
- 01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:00,860
- -Boobs.
- -Boobs, Ozzy?
- 1048
- 01:11:01,030 --> 01:11:05,450
- -These filmmakers are ****ing boobs.
- -What do you mean, Dad?
- 1049
- 01:11:05,610 --> 01:11:10,200
- They're using the same ****ing joke
- as they did in the last Austin Powers movie.
- 1050
- 01:11:10,370 --> 01:11:12,790
- -What ****ing joke?
- -You know, the ****ing joke...
- 1051
- 01:11:12,950 --> 01:11:15,460
- ...about the long smooth rocket
- that looks like some guy's--
- 1052
- 01:11:15,620 --> 01:11:17,460
- -Johnson.
- -Yes, sir.
- 1053
- 01:11:17,630 --> 01:11:21,300
- -Any sign of that satellite?
- -No, sir. It's gone.
- 1054
- 01:11:21,460 --> 01:11:25,010
- Gentlemen, you have my demands.
- Peace out.
- 1055
- 01:11:59,580 --> 01:12:02,290
- Cor, baby. You look very switched on.
- 1056
- 01:12:03,670 --> 01:12:05,380
- Thank you, Austin.
- 1057
- 01:12:05,550 --> 01:12:06,880
- Uh--
- 1058
- 01:12:08,510 --> 01:12:11,800
- No, Mini Me. Off. Bad. Mustn't.
- No humping.
- 1059
- 01:12:14,180 --> 01:12:17,100
- Dr. Evil, in light of the success
- of the device...
- 1060
- 01:12:17,270 --> 01:12:19,690
- ...it is Japanese custom
- that l receive a bonus.
- 1061
- 01:12:21,110 --> 01:12:23,860
- A bonus? Ha-ha-ha. That's good.
- 1062
- 01:12:24,030 --> 01:12:25,690
- Yeah, that's awesome.
- 1063
- 01:12:25,860 --> 01:12:28,360
- Throw me a fricking bonus here.
- Ha-ha-ha.
- 1064
- 01:12:31,370 --> 01:12:34,200
- Oh, l haven't laughed that hard
- since l was a little girl. Thank you.
- 1065
- 01:12:34,370 --> 01:12:36,580
- -Hmm.
- -Oh.
- 1066
- 01:12:36,750 --> 01:12:38,040
- You're not joking.
- 1067
- 01:12:38,210 --> 01:12:40,370
- No. In fact,
- if you don't give me the bonus--
- 1068
- 01:12:40,540 --> 01:12:42,670
- Hey, Dad.
- -Hey, Scotty. How are you, sport?
- 1069
- 01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,500
- Whoa!
- 1070
- 01:12:50,970 --> 01:12:53,140
- -Why don't you let me take care of this?
- -Okay.
- 1071
- 01:13:04,230 --> 01:13:05,400
- Ugh.
- 1072
- 01:13:05,570 --> 01:13:07,030
- He's got a good evil laugh.
- 1073
- 01:13:08,530 --> 01:13:09,860
- Get along.
- 1074
- 01:13:10,030 --> 01:13:11,200
- Scotty!
- 1075
- 01:13:11,990 --> 01:13:16,200
- Scotty.
- 1076
- 01:13:16,370 --> 01:13:19,160
- Take it down a notch.
- 1077
- 01:13:20,420 --> 01:13:21,580
- It’s creeping a bit.
- 1078
- 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,670
- Let's go.
- 1079
- 01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:29,380
- We'll need a disguise.
- 1080
- 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:32,430
- There's only one uniform.
- 1081
- 01:13:33,340 --> 01:13:36,600
- One of us has to go on
- the other one's shoulders.
- 1082
- 01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:52,150
- Hey there, buddy. How's it going?
- Good to see you.
- 1083
- 01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:55,280
- Yeah. Yeah. Hi.
- 1084
- 01:13:56,780 --> 01:13:59,290
- How are you? Just getting my sea legs.
- Sorry about that.
- 1085
- 01:13:59,450 --> 01:14:00,790
- Hello. You all right?
- 1086
- 01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:04,000
- Yes, it's a good hat. Very good hat.
- 1087
- 01:14:05,210 --> 01:14:07,290
- Come on, Mini Me. Let's go.
- 1088
- 01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:10,590
- Hold it right there, mister.
- 1089
- 01:14:13,090 --> 01:14:16,300
- Did you really think
- you could get away with this?
- 1090
- 01:14:16,470 --> 01:14:18,640
- l did, actually. Yes.
- 1091
- 01:14:18,810 --> 01:14:20,890
- Every new recruit must have a physical.
- 1092
- 01:14:21,850 --> 01:14:23,600
- Now get in here, sailor.
- 1093
- 01:14:23,770 --> 01:14:26,860
- I’m going to need a urine sampIe.
- 1094
- 01:14:28,570 --> 01:14:29,820
- Okay.
- 1095
- 01:14:33,990 --> 01:14:35,740
- No.
- -I don't know.
- 1096
- 01:14:36,990 --> 01:14:39,990
- Okay, then. Um....
- 1097
- 01:14:44,830 --> 01:14:46,210
- Okay.
- 1098
- 01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:56,590
- Hello.
- 1099
- 01:15:03,060 --> 01:15:05,810
- And here we go.
- 1100
- 01:15:06,310 --> 01:15:07,650
- Sorry.
- 1101
- 01:15:07,810 --> 01:15:10,270
- Right. There you go. Right.
- 1102
- 01:15:11,860 --> 01:15:13,110
- Ah, yes.
- -Terrific.
- 1103
- 01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:15,360
- Yes, good. Okay.
- 1104
- 01:15:15,530 --> 01:15:19,280
- All right, sailor, go behind that screen...
- 1105
- 01:15:19,490 --> 01:15:21,330
- ...and strip down to your skivvies.
- 1106
- 01:15:21,490 --> 01:15:24,700
- All right, then. I’ll just go to that screen...
- 1107
- 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:28,420
- ...which is over there.
- 1108
- 01:15:32,130 --> 01:15:33,800
- Right behind that screen.
- 1109
- 01:15:35,130 --> 01:15:36,470
- Next.
- 1110
- 01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:40,390
- Come on, hurry. The map.
- 1111
- 01:15:40,970 --> 01:15:43,060
- Okay, what's our plan?
- 1112
- 01:15:45,390 --> 01:15:47,810
- -I’m going to need a urine sample.
- -Okay.
- 1113
- 01:15:47,980 --> 01:15:49,560
- Which way to the main chamber?
- 1114
- 01:16:08,250 --> 01:16:11,170
- Okay, so.... Oh, sure.
- 1115
- 01:16:13,550 --> 01:16:15,340
- Oh.
- 1116
- 01:16:23,220 --> 01:16:26,520
- -Excuse me, doctor?
- -It’s difficult in public, isn't it?
- 1117
- 01:16:34,780 --> 01:16:37,280
- Mini Me, our shadows.
- We're casting a shadow.
- 1118
- 01:16:37,450 --> 01:16:39,200
- What's wrong, sailor?
- 1119
- 01:16:39,410 --> 01:16:41,570
- You should check that guy out.
- 1120
- 01:16:47,620 --> 01:16:49,040
- What the hell's going on here?
- 1121
- 01:16:52,460 --> 01:16:53,880
- Hands up.
- 1122
- 01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:58,800
- You heard me. l said, hands up.
- Both of you.
- 1123
- 01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:09,140
- Oh.
- 1124
- 01:17:11,650 --> 01:17:14,650
- -Come with me.
- -Mini Me, the map. Go.
- 1125
- 01:17:16,980 --> 01:17:19,780
- Okay. You got me.
- 1126
- 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,330
- Are you all right, little man?
- 1127
- 01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:34,000
- Uh-huh.
- 1128
- 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,260
- Right on.
- 1129
- 01:17:55,020 --> 01:17:56,610
- Mr. Powers.
- 1130
- 01:17:56,770 --> 01:17:58,360
- Before l kill you...
- 1131
- 01:17:58,530 --> 01:18:01,990
- ...perhaps you'd like to see
- the genius of my plan.
- 1132
- 01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:05,660
- Key, please.
- 1133
- 01:18:09,790 --> 01:18:13,040
- What the--? Who? But how? Where? Huh?
- 1134
- 01:18:15,420 --> 01:18:16,880
- -Looking for this?
- -Huh?
- 1135
- 01:18:19,210 --> 01:18:21,010
- -Mini Me?
- -All right...
- 1136
- 01:18:21,170 --> 01:18:24,930
- ...everybody drop your guns,
- because Foxxy Cleopatra's in the sub.
- 1137
- 01:18:25,090 --> 01:18:28,220
- Smashing, Foxxy. Yeah.
- 1138
- 01:18:30,430 --> 01:18:32,560
- Unh!
- -Here, sugar.
- 1139
- 01:18:33,190 --> 01:18:34,730
- All right, Dr. Evil.
- 1140
- 01:18:34,900 --> 01:18:37,650
- It’s finally come down to this.
- 1141
- 01:18:38,230 --> 01:18:41,860
- You, me and a gun.
- 1142
- 01:18:44,450 --> 01:18:46,530
- What are you going to do now, Austin?
- 1143
- 01:18:48,580 --> 01:18:50,200
- Dad?
- 1144
- 01:18:50,540 --> 01:18:52,950
- What are you doing here?
- 1145
- 01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:56,080
- I’ve gotta finish this off once and for all.
- 1146
- 01:18:57,750 --> 01:19:00,300
- I’m afraid you can't do that.
- 1147
- 01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,420
- l have to protect my son.
- 1148
- 01:19:02,590 --> 01:19:04,590
- Dad, I’m fine.
- 1149
- 01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:06,930
- I’m not talking about you.
- 1150
- 01:19:07,890 --> 01:19:11,100
- I’m talking about him.
- 1151
- 01:19:13,980 --> 01:19:15,520
- What?
- 1152
- 01:19:15,770 --> 01:19:19,110
- Dr. Evil's not your son, l am.
- 1153
- 01:19:19,570 --> 01:19:21,110
- -You both are.
- -Huh?!
- 1154
- 01:19:23,030 --> 01:19:24,280
- What?
- 1155
- 01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:29,120
- It was our first family holiday together.
- 1156
- 01:19:29,620 --> 01:19:31,620
- Just as I was finishing a case...
- 1157
- 01:19:31,790 --> 01:19:34,950
- ...your mother brought the two of you
- to Belgium.
- 1158
- 01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:41,460
- I stopped to have a tinkle when the car....
- 1159
- 01:19:51,810 --> 01:19:56,230
- But my parents died in a car accident.
- 1160
- 01:19:56,390 --> 01:19:58,480
- It was no accident.
- 1161
- 01:19:58,900 --> 01:20:01,270
- It was an assassination attempt.
- 1162
- 01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:03,860
- I thought only Austin survived.
- 1163
- 01:20:04,030 --> 01:20:06,320
- I should have told you the truth earlier...
- 1164
- 01:20:06,490 --> 01:20:09,320
- ...but those Belgians,
- they made you so damn...
- 1165
- 01:20:09,490 --> 01:20:10,780
- ...evil.
- 1166
- 01:20:11,580 --> 01:20:15,250
- And, of course, they share a border
- with the Dutch.
- 1167
- 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:20,170
- Very interesting story, Mr. Powers.
- 1168
- 01:20:20,330 --> 01:20:23,630
- Of course, I’m gonna have to wait
- until l see all the facts.
- 1169
- 01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:25,420
- Daddy.
- 1170
- 01:20:27,510 --> 01:20:29,510
- Shh, Daddy's here, Dougie.
- 1171
- 01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:31,680
- -Shh.
- -Uh, "Dougie"?
- 1172
- 01:20:31,850 --> 01:20:33,760
- -Dougie?
- -Dougie. Remember, Dougie?
- 1173
- 01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:36,100
- Dad, what's going on?
- 1174
- 01:20:39,850 --> 01:20:41,690
- What are you going to do, Austin?
- 1175
- 01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:56,830
- -Austin.
- -Hmm?
- 1176
- 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:58,830
- Are you sure you can trust Dr. Evil?
- 1177
- 01:21:01,130 --> 01:21:03,040
- He ain't heavy...
- 1178
- 01:21:03,380 --> 01:21:05,550
- ...he's my brother, baby. Yeah.
- 1179
- 01:21:08,550 --> 01:21:11,630
- l should have told you this
- so long ago, son.
- 1180
- 01:21:12,510 --> 01:21:14,010
- -I’m very proud of you.
- -Unh!
- 1181
- 01:21:15,890 --> 01:21:19,520
- -Can you forgive me?
- -l forgive you, Dad.
- 1182
- 01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:27,400
- Come on.
- 1183
- 01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:31,240
- Yes.
- 1184
- 01:21:40,750 --> 01:21:42,920
- My two sons.
- 1185
- 01:21:43,500 --> 01:21:47,090
- I’m Dougie. I’m Dougie.
- 1186
- 01:21:50,380 --> 01:21:52,050
- Come on.
- 1187
- 01:21:53,090 --> 01:21:55,260
- Oh, there you are.
- 1188
- 01:21:59,850 --> 01:22:01,350
- Oh, come on.
- 1189
- 01:22:02,440 --> 01:22:05,060
- l mean, first I’m not evil enough for you.
- 1190
- 01:22:05,230 --> 01:22:07,440
- And now you're gonna turn good?
- 1191
- 01:22:07,610 --> 01:22:09,070
- Listen, Scott.
- 1192
- 01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:10,860
- You can spend your whole life...
- 1193
- 01:22:11,030 --> 01:22:14,070
- ...trying to win your parents' acceptance,
- believe me.
- 1194
- 01:22:15,030 --> 01:22:18,620
- But at the end of the day,
- you've just gotta do it for yourself, baby.
- 1195
- 01:22:18,790 --> 01:22:20,120
- That all I’ve gotta do?
- 1196
- 01:22:20,290 --> 01:22:21,450
- Hey, Austin? Shh!
- 1197
- 01:22:22,290 --> 01:22:23,580
- What?
- 1198
- 01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:25,420
- l hate you.
- 1199
- 01:22:26,290 --> 01:22:28,630
- l hate you. I hate you.
- 1200
- 01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:32,920
- l don't even know you,
- but l hate you too.
- 1201
- 01:22:33,090 --> 01:22:34,760
- And l especially hate you.
- 1202
- 01:22:37,810 --> 01:22:39,010
- You'll pay.
- 1203
- 01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:41,100
- You'll all pay.
- 1204
- 01:22:45,230 --> 01:22:49,360
- I'd like to point out that no one else
- in my gene pool runs like a girl.
- 1205
- 01:22:49,530 --> 01:22:51,320
- Not so fast, smarty-pants.
- 1206
- 01:22:52,820 --> 01:22:54,150
- Dr. Evil...
- 1207
- 01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:59,450
- ...you might not want to destroy the world,
- but l do.
- 1208
- 01:23:00,620 --> 01:23:03,410
- Preparation H goes ahead as planned.
- 1209
- 01:23:03,580 --> 01:23:05,250
- I’m going to flood the Earth.
- 1210
- 01:23:06,580 --> 01:23:07,750
- Think again, Goldmember.
- 1211
- 01:23:08,340 --> 01:23:10,670
- Ah, Foxxy Cleopatra.
- 1212
- 01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:15,590
- It’s a shame l had to kill your partner.
- Too bad for you.
- 1213
- 01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:19,680
- Too bad for me?
- How about too bad for you?
- 1214
- 01:23:19,850 --> 01:23:21,350
- Oh, no.
- 1215
- 01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:25,180
- No! No! No!
- 1216
- 01:23:25,350 --> 01:23:27,770
- No....
- 1217
- 01:23:27,940 --> 01:23:29,940
- Luckily, I keep a spare.
- 1218
- 01:23:37,950 --> 01:23:39,120
- Look, everyone.
- 1219
- 01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:41,370
- My winkie was a key.
- 1220
- 01:23:41,540 --> 01:23:43,490
- Only a bloody Dutchman.
- 1221
- 01:23:43,660 --> 01:23:45,620
- -Ha-ha-ha.
- -You mine, sucker.
- 1222
- 01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:50,040
- Yes.
- 1223
- 01:23:50,210 --> 01:23:51,880
- Foxxy, I’m coming.
- 1224
- 01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:55,840
- Nobody try anything stupid
- or the shooting begins.
- 1225
- 01:23:56,010 --> 01:23:59,890
- Austin. Take Dougie.
- I’ll stay here and be your backup.
- 1226
- 01:24:00,050 --> 01:24:05,140
- -Dougie, what do we do?
- -I’m not a real "hands-on evil genius."
- 1227
- 01:24:05,310 --> 01:24:07,560
- Think. You were always the smart one.
- 1228
- 01:24:07,730 --> 01:24:11,810
- Uh, l could reroute the output capacitor
- to the tractor beam...
- 1229
- 01:24:11,980 --> 01:24:14,530
- ...from one of the conduit boxes up there.
- 1230
- 01:24:14,690 --> 01:24:15,860
- Come on, let's go.
- 1231
- 01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:24,580
- Yes. The shooting begins.
- 1232
- 01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:29,420
- Let me shoot.
- 1233
- 01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:36,210
- You know, Dr. Evil...
- 1234
- 01:24:36,380 --> 01:24:39,260
- -...l used to think you were crazy.
- -l know.
- 1235
- 01:24:39,430 --> 01:24:42,970
- But now l can see you're nuts.
- l thank you.
- 1236
- 01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:45,810
- Give me the gun.
- 1237
- 01:24:48,770 --> 01:24:50,100
- Ow!
- 1238
- 01:25:00,530 --> 01:25:02,120
- Hurry.
- 1239
- 01:25:05,620 --> 01:25:07,830
- Father. Father. Father.
- -Ow!
- 1240
- 01:25:08,460 --> 01:25:10,790
- Father, can you hear me?
- 1241
- 01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:12,080
- Father. Father.
- 1242
- 01:25:16,460 --> 01:25:17,630
- Wow!
- 1243
- 01:25:22,970 --> 01:25:27,310
- Well done, Austin.
- He saved the world again.
- 1244
- 01:25:27,470 --> 01:25:29,430
- Hey, yeah.
- 1245
- 01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:30,730
- Thank you.
- 1246
- 01:25:30,890 --> 01:25:32,190
- Right on.
- 1247
- 01:25:32,350 --> 01:25:35,770
- -Austin, you did it.
- -We did it.
- 1248
- 01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:37,980
- Yeah, baby.
- 1249
- 01:25:39,650 --> 01:25:42,660
- No? Just trying it on.
- 1250
- 01:25:44,580 --> 01:25:45,910
- Goldmember?
- 1251
- 01:25:46,490 --> 01:25:47,990
- You under arrest, sugar.
- 1252
- 01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:53,290
- Hey, assholes.
- 1253
- 01:25:53,460 --> 01:25:58,000
- Do l have time for a last smoke
- and a pancake, or what?
- 1254
- 01:26:02,130 --> 01:26:06,300
- I am from Holland. Isn't that weird?
- 1255
- 01:26:08,930 --> 01:26:10,060
- Yeah.
- 1256
- 01:26:10,230 --> 01:26:12,440
- Yes, well done.
- 1257
- 01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:14,650
- Good on you, man.
- 1258
- 01:26:18,690 --> 01:26:19,690
- Thank you.
- 1259
- 01:26:35,460 --> 01:26:36,460
- Yes.
- 1260
- 01:26:38,590 --> 01:26:40,460
- Hey, Powers.
- 1261
- 01:26:43,180 --> 01:26:47,010
- Fat Bastard? But you're not fat anymore.
- 1262
- 01:26:47,180 --> 01:26:50,680
- l went on the Subway diet.
- You know, just like Jared.
- 1263
- 01:26:50,850 --> 01:26:53,060
- I've lost 180 pounds.
- 1264
- 01:26:53,230 --> 01:26:54,810
- Congratulations, baby.
- 1265
- 01:26:54,980 --> 01:26:58,650
- Thank you. l do have a little bit
- of excess skin, though.
- 1266
- 01:26:58,820 --> 01:27:00,400
- Bit of a problem here, yeah.
- 1267
- 01:27:00,570 --> 01:27:04,650
- And unfortunately,
- my neck does look like a vagina.
- 1268
- 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:09,200
- Austin! Austin!
- -Over here.
- 1269
- 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:13,620
- Congratulations.
- -Thank you.
- 1270
- 01:27:13,790 --> 01:27:15,580
- Austin, you the boss!
- -You all right?
- 1271
- 01:27:15,750 --> 01:27:18,170
- Loved it!
- -Okay.
- 1272
- 01:27:18,630 --> 01:27:19,840
- Austin...
- 1273
- 01:27:20,590 --> 01:27:23,170
- ...thank you for everything.
- 1274
- 01:27:31,470 --> 01:27:32,770
- Shazam.
- 1275
- 01:27:44,990 --> 01:27:48,410
- I’m gonna get you, Austin Powers.
- 1276
- 01:28:20,230 --> 01:28:22,190
- Well, they're using the same
- ****ing joke...
- 1277
- 01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:26,280
- ...as they did in the last Austin Powers
- film-- Movie-- What was it?
- 1278
- 01:28:26,450 --> 01:28:28,110
- Well, they're using the-- Well--
- 1279
- 01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:31,570
- Well, they're using the same joke
- that they did-- Oh.
- 1280
- 01:28:32,660 --> 01:28:34,700
- What do l mean?
- -Ha-ha-ha.
- 1281
- 01:28:34,870 --> 01:28:37,500
- -Boobs, Ozzy.
- -Stop, do that again.
- 1282
- 01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:39,080
- You're starting to laugh.
- 1283
- 01:28:40,460 --> 01:28:44,000
- Oh, don't start, Kelly,
- or I'll put you back in the refrigerator.
- 1284
- 01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:46,840
- One more.
- 1285
- 01:28:47,010 --> 01:28:48,720
- -l don't like that.
- -A little serious.
- 1286
- 01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:51,090
- Don't make that noise, Sharon.
- I’m getting turned on.
- 1287
- 01:28:51,260 --> 01:28:53,640
- My testosterone is going dancing.
- 1288
- 01:28:54,850 --> 01:28:55,850
- Get off me.
- 1289
- 01:29:00,940 --> 01:29:03,940
- Is--? Is it true what they say about you?
- 1290
- 01:29:06,990 --> 01:29:09,950
- Kickstand. Really?
- 1291
- 01:29:10,110 --> 01:29:13,530
- Um, can I give you my cell phone number?
- 1292
- 01:29:13,700 --> 01:29:14,870
- Please?
- 1293
- 01:29:17,290 --> 01:29:20,370
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- Mr. Burt Bacharach.
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