Advertisement
Guest User

Davin

a guest
Oct 15th, 2019
117
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 1.16 KB | None | 0 0
  1. Fantasi Ide:
  2.  
  3. Man är en anka som gör konstiga saker, ankan kan antigen säga ”quack” Eller attackera personen.
  4.  
  5.  
  6. You’re a duck on your way to the center of Downtown Coolsville, it’s a calm day with the wind gently hitting your face. You give out a loud quack as you approach a man.
  7.  
  8. Do you: Quack
  9. Or: Hit the human unconscious?
  10.  
  11. If you quack: The human feels insulted and calls you a terrorist. He starts running towards you with a baguette that he pulled out of his backpack.
  12.  
  13. If you hit the human unconscious: He suddenly gets unconscious. What a surprise.. You quack in victory as you proceed into
  14. Downtown Coolsville. A few minutes later you realize that you forgot to steal the man’s backpack.
  15.  
  16. Do you: Naruto run back?
  17. Or: Start flying randomly and take a nap in space.
  18.  
  19. If you Naruto run back: A loud bang echoes through the city as you run beyond the speed of Mach 1. You successfully broke the sound barrier.
  20.  
  21. If you: Take a nap in Space.
  22. Do you: eat the baguette?
  23. Or: Quack
  24.  
  25. If you eat the baguette: you died due to radiation. The baguette was mad poisoned, bro.
  26.  
  27. If you quack: The man opens his mouth and eats you whole. Bon appetite.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement