Mirror mirror on the floor...

Edit: this is old, check https://pastebin.com/aX1w0rUK instead

tiny plastic Captain Kerkard (1997500 meat)
gingerservo (493000 meat)
carrot-on-a-stick (395000 meat)
tiny plastic Professor What (229979 meat)
portable Othello set (208802 meat)
giant fishhook (199999 meat)
weasel stomping pants (199990 meat)
PVC staff (198000 meat)
quirky accordion (185000 meat)
tin drum (165000 meat)
beige clambroth marble (159499 meat)
tiny die-cast golden ring (149900 meat)
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ (133200 meat)
tiny die-cast Swiss hen (119600 meat)
jet bennie marble (118000 meat)
tiny die-cast turtle mech (100000 meat)
rusty old lantern (99999 meat)
tin tam (99999 meat)
cane-mail shirt (95000 meat)
fishbone kneepads (90000 meat)
candy stick (77776 meat)
skate board (75000 meat)
Othello's handkerchief (71000 meat)
Bal-musette accordion (69000 meat)
Cajun accordion (69000 meat)
scale-mail underwear (68993 meat)
spongy shield (68900 meat)
chocolate cow bone (66565 meat)
clockwork crossbow (62999 meat)
rusty staff (60000 meat)
sprinkle-begging cup (58000 meat)
glass gnoll eye (55000 meat)
marionette collective (50000 meat)
sea salt scrubs (50000 meat)
aquamariner's necklace (50000 meat)
rubber cape (50000 meat)
meat shield (49389 meat)
flamingo mallet (47998 meat)
clockwork staff (45000 meat)
mad scientist's sock monkey (45000 meat)
ironic oversized sunglasses (45000 meat)
pteruges (44444 meat)
licorice whip (43990 meat)
fishbone catcher's mitt (43500 meat)
centurion helmet (43210 meat)
tin foil (43000 meat)
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick (35000 meat)
brass dorsal fin (34567 meat)
pearl diver's necklace (34500 meat)
cane-mail pants (33000 meat)
samurai turtle helmet (30000 meat)
green peawee marble (29999 meat)
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg (29900 meat)
poodle skirt (29500 meat)
auxiliary backbone (29400 meat)
plain paper hat (28000 meat)
bezoar ring (27000 meat)
sword behind inappropriate prepositions (25000 meat)
pearl diver's ring (24995 meat)
fire hose (24975 meat)
pink pinkslip slip (24850 meat)
metallic foil cat ears (24000 meat)
borg sock monkey (23850 meat)
"honey" dipper (22999 meat)
long-forgotten necklace (21999 meat)
albatross necklace (21700 meat)
smoldering staff (21000 meat)
bumblebee marble (21000 meat)
pixel whip (20000 meat)
sour ball and chain (20000 meat)
Mudflap-Girl Earring (19850 meat)
fancy ball mask (19799 meat)
beer goggles (19797 meat)
velcro paddle ball (19600 meat)
coconut bikini top (19500 meat)
monster bait (19500 meat)
fishbone corset (19500 meat)
clockwork trench coat (19000 meat)
Ye Olde Navy Fleece (19000 meat)
aquamariner's ring (19000 meat)
boilgun (19000 meat)
chocolate rabbit's foot (19000 meat)
fishbone fins (19000 meat)
X-37 gun (18999 meat)
foam pistol (18818 meat)
Choker of the Ultragoth (18500 meat)
teflon swim fins (17800 meat)
space heater (17500 meat)
stone banjo (17000 meat)
staph of homophones (17000 meat)
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon (16900 meat)
clockwork detective skull (16875 meat)
ancient turtle shell helmet (16149 meat)
tiny plastic Cheshire bat (16000 meat)
7-inch discus (16000 meat)
Sneaky Pete's breath spray (15000 meat)
Pendant of Fire (15000 meat)
The Ring (15000 meat)
snailmail hauberk (15000 meat)
Mer-kin gutgirdle (14999 meat)
sea chaps (14944 meat)
Boris's ring (14850 meat)
tiny plastic disco bandit (14825 meat)
vinyl shield (14750 meat)
Jarlsberg's earring (14500 meat)
square sponge pants (14500 meat)
string of blue beads (14499 meat)
string of green beads (14299 meat)
fez of etymology (13746 meat)
clockwork pants (13700 meat)
Ice-Cold Beerring (13500 meat)
decaying wooden oar (13400 meat)
tiny plastic hermit (13333 meat)
huge mosquito proboscis (13150 meat)
space needle (12340 meat)
clockwork hat (12222 meat)
fish bazooka (12200 meat)
Ring of Fire (12000 meat)
rainbow crossbow (12000 meat)
groovy prism necklace (12000 meat)
velcro boots (12000 meat)
Bonestabber (12000 meat)
sponge helmet (11498 meat)
Earring of Fire (11200 meat)
ghast iron heater shield (11111 meat)
nurse's hat (11000 meat)
string of red beads (10899 meat)
vampire pearl earring (10750 meat)
fish stick (10400 meat)
shin gourds (10350 meat)
lupine sword (10000 meat)
Ring of the Sewer Snake (10000 meat)
Mudflap-Girl Ring (10000 meat)
club of the five seasons (10000 meat)
lemonade marble (9999 meat)
Ice-Cold Beer Ring (9989 meat)
octopus's spade (9900 meat)
velcro shield (9900 meat)
giant cheesestick (9800 meat)
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers (9799 meat)
ghast iron Garibaldi (9797 meat)
Unspeakable Earring (9696 meat)
teflon spatula (9600 meat)
ghast iron cleaver (9600 meat)
ghast iron codpiece (9600 meat)
pirate shirt (9500 meat)
plaid pocket square (9499 meat)
velcro broadsword (9400 meat)
collapsible baton (9400 meat)
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace (9346 meat)
teflon shield (9299 meat)
ancient calendar (9275 meat)
basic meat foon (9200 meat)
shark jumper (9000 meat)
twisted-up wet towel (9000 meat)
fishin' hat (9000 meat)
gravy boat (9000 meat)
vinyl boots (8999 meat)
novelty tattoo sleeves (8995 meat)
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning (8989 meat)
potato masher (8900 meat)
cardboard box turtle (8750 meat)
Nose Ring of Putrescence (8664 meat)
glass pie plate (8600 meat)
shark tooth necklace (8500 meat)
killer rag doll (8000 meat)
rusty diving helmet (8000 meat)
toy taijijian (8000 meat)
meat cowboy hat (7946 meat)
plaid skirt (7800 meat)
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg (7600 meat)
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt (7500 meat)
six-rainbow shield (7500 meat)
dark porquoise ring (7500 meat)
gingerbread mask (7500 meat)
halibut (7400 meat)
glass casserole dish (7400 meat)
knobby kneepads (7398 meat)
eelskin hat (7340 meat)
opera mask (7300 meat)
tiny plastic sauceror (7299 meat)
Putrid Pendant (7199 meat)
rusty compass (6996 meat)
poutine pole (6959 meat)
non-stick pugil stick (6855 meat)
Mudflap-Girl Necklace (6500 meat)
discarded swimming trunks (6500 meat)
lynyrdskin breeches (6226 meat)
cyborg doll (6200 meat)
meatspout staff (6130 meat)
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar (6000 meat)
pickelhaube (6000 meat)
Hand in Glove (5947 meat)
blunt icepick (5900 meat)
Sheila Take a Crossbow (5881 meat)
pulled porquoise pendant (5800 meat)
Can-Can skirt (5782 meat)
Half a Purse (5782 meat)
frosty halo (5650 meat)
Ouija Board, Ouija Board (5615 meat)
eelskin shield (5500 meat)
Vicar's Tutu (5500 meat)
can opener (5500 meat)
Work is a Four Letter Sword (5456 meat)
A Light that Never Goes Out (5400 meat)
Frankly Mr. Shank (5390 meat)
Meat Tenderizer is Murder (5325 meat)
shiny butcherknife (5295 meat)
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree (5200 meat)
Hand that Rocks the Ladle (5200 meat)
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals (5100 meat)
special sauce glove (5000 meat)
red China marble (5000 meat)
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion (5000 meat)
fishbone facemask (5000 meat)
glacial clock (4995 meat)
Hairpiece On Fire (4990 meat)
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech (4900 meat)
barrel beryl choker (4899 meat)
pixel boomerang (4890 meat)
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming (4890 meat)
barrel beryl nose ring (4850 meat)
polka-dot bow tie (4800 meat)
Saucepanic (4800 meat)
tiny plastic pastamancer (4775 meat)
tiny plastic Boss Bat (4750 meat)
radiator heater shield (4500 meat)
mini-marshmallow dispenser (4500 meat)
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign (4440 meat)
soup-chucks (4355 meat)
little round pebble (4299 meat)
eelskin pants (4100 meat)
carob cannon (4099 meat)
Cerebral Cloche (4000 meat)
raspberry beret (4000 meat)
furry green earmuffs (4000 meat)
Necrotelicomnicon (4000 meat)
Cookbook of the Damned (4000 meat)
Sinful Desires (4000 meat)
bindlestocking (4000 meat)
barrel beryl ring (4000 meat)
skull gearshift knob (3969 meat)
4-dimensional fez (3919 meat)
fish scimitar (3900 meat)
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow (3895 meat)
tiny die-cast goose a-laying (3895 meat)
super-strong air freshener (3890 meat)
super-absorbent tarp (3890 meat)
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker (3888 meat)
kickback cookbook (3800 meat)
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration (3800 meat)
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire (3800 meat)
cyber-mattock (3800 meat)
hammerus (3800 meat)
clock-cleaning hammer (3788 meat)
Cerebral Culottes (3666 meat)
pixel pants (3500 meat)
dethklok (3500 meat)
smooth velvet bra (3500 meat)
gingerbread hoodie (3479 meat)
Sketcherz™ (3450 meat)
solid baconstone necklace (3430 meat)
fluorescent lightbulb (3410 meat)
toy space helmet (3400 meat)
spiky turtle shield (3399 meat)
clockwork sword (3387 meat)
solid baconstone earring (3361 meat)
brown crock marble (3333 meat)
painted shield (3332 meat)
porquoise ring (3299 meat)
tortoboggan shield (3289 meat)
iron helmet (3250 meat)
stress ball (3149 meat)
penguinskin mini-skirt (3147 meat)
fishbone belt (3073 meat)
ladle of mystery (3000 meat)
battered hubcap (3000 meat)
solid baconstone ring (3000 meat)
tiny plastic ninja snowman (3000 meat)
skeletal scabbard (3000 meat)
Mer-kin stopwatch (3000 meat)
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans (3000 meat)
roboduck-on-a-string (2999 meat)
snailmail breeches (2990 meat)
alarm accordion (2970 meat)
Kentucky-fried meat staff (2950 meat)
lynyrdskin cap (2950 meat)
lynyrdskin tunic (2950 meat)
cuddly teddy bear (2945 meat)
floral print shirt (2900 meat)
sticky meat kilt (2900 meat)
moxie magnet (2850 meat)
spooky bindle (2831 meat)
incredibly creepy marionette (2800 meat)
Kiss the Knob apron (2800 meat)
mummy mask (2800 meat)
filigreed hamethyst earring (2550 meat)
rusted-out shootin' iron (2550 meat)
Pendant of Gargalesis (2547 meat)
toy maglev monorail (2520 meat)
toy jet pack (2500 meat)
ratarang (2500 meat)
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban (2500 meat)
beer-a-pult (2500 meat)
filigreed hamethyst necklace (2500 meat)
silver paté knife (2500 meat)
spangly mariachi pants (2500 meat)
Grateful Undead T-shirt (2450 meat)
makeshift cape (2444 meat)
BRICKO bulwark (2440 meat)
vampire pearl ring (2420 meat)
Gnollish autoplunger (2400 meat)
linoleum staff (2400 meat)
dense meat staff (2400 meat)
gnauga hide vest (2400 meat)
bat-ass leather jacket (2400 meat)
vampire pearl necklace (2400 meat)
tiny plastic angry space marine (2400 meat)
jam band (2400 meat)
government-issued night-vision goggles (2400 meat)
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans (2400 meat)
savory crossbow (2399 meat)
spiky turtle helmet (2373 meat)
tiny plastic The Man (2350 meat)
goulauncher (2345 meat)
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer (2345 meat)
ivory cue ball (2323 meat)
dense meat crossbow (2318 meat)
foon (2300 meat)
war tongs (2299 meat)
porquoise eyebrow ring (2298 meat)
antique accordion (2250 meat)
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter (2200 meat)
ghostly dagger (2200 meat)
soylent staff (2199 meat)
cannonball charrrm bracelet (2150 meat)
savory staff (2149 meat)
foon of fulmination (2147 meat)
dark hamethyst ring (2116 meat)
chrome staff (2100 meat)
flamin' bindle (2100 meat)
styrofoam staff (2099 meat)
stinkin' bindle (2098 meat)
makeshift skirt (2075 meat)
tommy gun (2044 meat)
bejeweled accordion strap (2000 meat)
tiny plastic seal clubber (2000 meat)
makeshift turban (2000 meat)
pulled porquoise earring (2000 meat)
freezin' bindle (2000 meat)
cheap elven gloves (2000 meat)
boxing glove on a spring (2000 meat)
torquoise ring (2000 meat)
trout fang (2000 meat)
Misty Cloak (2000 meat)
Misty Robe (2000 meat)
Misty Cape (2000 meat)
neoprene skullcap (2000 meat)
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr (1999 meat)
pixel shield (1999 meat)
plaid cowboy hat (1999 meat)
flowing hippy skirt (1995 meat)
bubblewrap crossbow (1986 meat)
hamethyst ring (1960 meat)
safety vest (1960 meat)
dark baconstone ring (1955 meat)
straw hat (1950 meat)
hamethyst necklace (1900 meat)
toy ray gun (1900 meat)
skeleton skis (1900 meat)
8-billed baseball cap (1885 meat)
tuxedo shirt (1880 meat)
Bram's choker (1875 meat)
pulled porquoise ring (1850 meat)
sleazy bindle (1850 meat)
Cerebral Crossbow (1812 meat)
asbestos helmet turtle (1800 meat)
foon of fleshiness (1800 meat)
extra-large palm-frond toupee (1800 meat)
frayed rope belt (1800 meat)
muddy pirate hat (1798 meat)
moist sailor's cap (1790 meat)
supportive bra (1785 meat)
bone abacus (1770 meat)
shadowy seal eye (1754 meat)
sea cowboy hat (1750 meat)
pixel hat (1700 meat)
tiny plastic coffee pixie (1700 meat)
wiffle-flail (1700 meat)
toy crazy train (1700 meat)
vampire pellet (1700 meat)
unsanitized scalpel (1700 meat)
party hat (1699 meat)
Mer-kin bunwig (1699 meat)
star shirt (1677 meat)
rusty piece of rebar (1666 meat)
gatorskin umbrella (1662 meat)
time halo (1650 meat)
foon of frigidity (1635 meat)
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet (1621 meat)
porquoise necklace (1600 meat)
repeating crossbow (1600 meat)
round green sunglasses (1600 meat)
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski (1600 meat)
sea holster (1599 meat)
foon of foulness (1598 meat)
slide rule (1575 meat)
hamethyst earring (1568 meat)
foon of fearfulness (1535 meat)
ye olde golde frontes (1500 meat)
Ultracolor™ shirt (1500 meat)
extremely wet T-shirt (1500 meat)
starchy staff (1495 meat)
dense meat sword (1495 meat)
spangly sombrero (1479 meat)
box-in-the-box-in-the-box (1475 meat)
rum barrel charrrm bracelet (1474 meat)
Tesla's Electroplated Beans (1450 meat)
battery-powered drill (1441 meat)
silver tongue charrrm bracelet (1415 meat)
yohohoyo (1407 meat)
asbestos staff (1400 meat)
chrome helmet turtle (1400 meat)
sequined fez (1400 meat)
gnauga hide kilt (1400 meat)
portable corkscrew (1400 meat)
cup of infinite pencils (1400 meat)
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas (1400 meat)
Othello's dagger (1372 meat)
wheel (1350 meat)
combat fan (1350 meat)
big stirring stick (1348 meat)
goatskin umbrella (1322 meat)
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer (1310 meat)
round purple sunglasses (1304 meat)
baconstone earring (1300 meat)
bat hat (1300 meat)
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet (1300 meat)
brand new key (1300 meat)
Roman sadnals (1300 meat)
prehistoric spear (1299 meat)
arm buzzer (1274 meat)
snailmail coif (1272 meat)
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet (1268 meat)
baconstone ring (1263 meat)
grease gun (1250 meat)
astronaut pants (1250 meat)
beer bong (1250 meat)
filigreed hamethyst ring (1250 meat)
savory sword (1234 meat)
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas (1224 meat)
triple barreled barrel gun (1212 meat)
basic meat fez (1200 meat)
cast-iron legacy paddle (1200 meat)
tiny plastic zmobie (1200 meat)
glowing esca (1200 meat)
letterman's jacket (1200 meat)
Professor What T-Shirt (1200 meat)
meaty helmet turtle (1198 meat)
white whip (1197 meat)
box-in-the-box (1190 meat)
rusty speargun (1189 meat)
midriff scrubs (1172 meat)
peace accordion (1171 meat)
cold water bottle (1148 meat)
booty chest charrrm bracelet (1111 meat)
distressed denim pants (1110 meat)
Lockenstock™ sandals (1105 meat)
gnauga hide buckler (1100 meat)
muculent machete (1100 meat)
nasty rat mask (1100 meat)
bat whip (1100 meat)
amber aviator shades (1098 meat)
The Lot's engagement ring (1094 meat)
Gaia beads (1080 meat)
junk band (1078 meat)
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf (1078 meat)
gnauga hide chaps (1050 meat)
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf (1050 meat)
orange leather lanyard (1040 meat)
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory (1040 meat)
tiny plastic fluffy bunny (1030 meat)
Dr. Hobo's scalpel (1000 meat)
9-ball (1000 meat)
solid gold pegleg (1000 meat)
crown-shaped beanie (1000 meat)
hopping socks (1000 meat)
spangly mariachi vest (1000 meat)
mole skin notebook (1000 meat)
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf (1000 meat)
hep waders (1000 meat)
spaghetti cult rosary (999 meat)
giant driftwood sculpture (998 meat)
Super Magic Power Sword X (997 meat)
broken clock (995 meat)
dope gangsta bling-bling (990 meat)
penguinskin mini-kilt (989 meat)
coal shovel (988 meat)
Frigid Northern Beans (985 meat)
star boomerang (984 meat)
dripping meat staff (980 meat)
tiny die-cast factory worker elf (980 meat)
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf (980 meat)
hippopotamus kilt (975 meat)
electric crutch (975 meat)
clown wig (965 meat)
enchanted brass knuckles (950 meat)
yakskin skirt (950 meat)
calavera concertina (950 meat)
barskin cloak (950 meat)
detective skull (949 meat)
styrofoam crossbow (949 meat)
glistening staff (949 meat)
fire poi (945 meat)
gnauga hide whip (940 meat)
cardboard crossbow (935 meat)
tiny plastic accordion thief (925 meat)
clown whip (925 meat)
C.H.U.M. knife (920 meat)
tiny plastic turtle tamer (918 meat)
football helmet (900 meat)
hairy staff (900 meat)
wool hat (900 meat)
Kentucky-fried meat sword (899 meat)
penguin shorts (899 meat)
tiny plastic Father McGruber (899 meat)
hipposkin poncho (890 meat)
linoleum helmet turtle (888 meat)
diving muff (882 meat)
junk trunks (876 meat)
boot knife (874 meat)
mullet wig (870 meat)
tiny plastic fire servant (870 meat)
hippopotamus skirt (850 meat)
lucky bottlecap (850 meat)
broken beer bottle (850 meat)
flypaper staff (840 meat)
happiness (840 meat)
blackberry galoshes (840 meat)
ring of teleportation (838 meat)
furry green turtle (830 meat)
pygmy briefs (830 meat)
bubble bauble bow (829 meat)
red masque (826 meat)
lawnmower blade (824 meat)
bastard baster (809 meat)
tiny plastic anime smiley (803 meat)
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy (800 meat)
lucky ball-and-chain (800 meat)
projectile icemaker (800 meat)
vampire duck-on-a-string (800 meat)
tiny plastic Trouser Snake (800 meat)
corncob pipe (800 meat)
ganger bandana (800 meat)
Mer-kin takebag (800 meat)
Mer-kin digpick (800 meat)
monster pants (800 meat)
shock belt (800 meat)
sticky gloves (800 meat)
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser (799 meat)
junk-mail shirt (796 meat)
palm-frond cloak (790 meat)
starchy crossbow (785 meat)
red hot poker (785 meat)
tiny plastic Felonia (777 meat)
bottlecap turtle (769 meat)
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth (764 meat)
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester (763 meat)
hippo whip (760 meat)
tiny plastic briefcase bat (760 meat)
C.H.U.M. lantern (750 meat)
Mark V Steam-Hat (750 meat)
giant shrimp fork (750 meat)
potato pistol (749 meat)
tiny plastic warwelf (749 meat)
green cloth cap (744 meat)
gummi sword (744 meat)
penguin skin buckler (740 meat)
wooden salad bowl (740 meat)
tiny plastic scary clown (740 meat)
sack of doorknobs (739 meat)
sock garters (735 meat)
chrome crossbow (730 meat)
hot cross bow (725 meat)
clownskin buckler (725 meat)
catskin cap (725 meat)
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel (718 meat)
blackberry combat boots (710 meat)
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type (710 meat)
pimpin' meat hat (700 meat)
tiny plastic levitating potato (700 meat)
furry kilt (700 meat)
catskin buckler (700 meat)
blackberry slippers (700 meat)
shiny hood ornament (700 meat)
furniture dolly (700 meat)
tiny plastic demoninja (700 meat)
tiny plastic handsome mariachi (700 meat)
lucky lighter (700 meat)
tiny plastic the Free Man (700 meat)
floral-print skirt (700 meat)
blackberry moccasins (699 meat)
Othello's military jacket (699 meat)
stone baseball cap (698 meat)
Mer-kin prayerbeads (695 meat)
didgeridooka (691 meat)
kick-ass kicks (690 meat)
ring of conflict (688 meat)
Elmley shades (688 meat)
wonderwall shield (685 meat)
giant turkey leg (684 meat)
bar whip (680 meat)
Iiti Kitty phone charm (680 meat)
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King (680 meat)
Saturday Night Special (675 meat)
asshat (670 meat)
frozen seal spine (670 meat)
tiny plastic XXX pr0n (666 meat)
skate blade (666 meat)
energy drink IV (664 meat)
black cowboy hat (661 meat)
star stiletto (660 meat)
massive sitar (660 meat)
Mer-kin breastplate (660 meat)
star spatula (652 meat)
furry halo (652 meat)
cardboard staff (650 meat)
asbestos apron (650 meat)
ratskin belt (650 meat)
gauze shorts (650 meat)
tiny plastic angry bugbear (650 meat)
tiny plastic cubist bull (650 meat)
Mr. Joe's bangles (650 meat)
fishbone bracers (647 meat)
metal band T-shirt (634 meat)
viking helmet (625 meat)
furry pants (625 meat)
spiky turtle shoulderpads (620 meat)
obsidian nutcracker (619 meat)
enchantlers (615 meat)
hippy medical kit (600 meat)
Mer-kin hookspear (600 meat)
infernal toilet brush (600 meat)
pin-stripe slacks (600 meat)
Mark IV Steam-Hat (600 meat)
spectral axe (600 meat)
Mer-kin begsign (600 meat)
black blade (600 meat)
buffalo blade (599 meat)
palm-frond capris (599 meat)
blammer (599 meat)
Jefferson wings (597 meat)
tiny die-cast middle-management elf (595 meat)
yakskin kilt (590 meat)
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box (590 meat)
clownskin harness (575 meat)
Mer-kin roundshield (575 meat)
star buckler (573 meat)
furry skirt (562 meat)
pixel sword (555 meat)
dueling banjo (554 meat)
yakskin pants (550 meat)
star crossbow (550 meat)
star pants (550 meat)
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman (550 meat)
jungle drum (550 meat)
power sock (550 meat)
sebaceous shield (549 meat)
tiny plastic Spam Witch (549 meat)
tiny plastic mumblebee (543 meat)
Mer-kin finpaddle (543 meat)
black greaves (540 meat)
tiny plastic Bonerdagon (540 meat)
lead yo-yo (539 meat)
Mer-kin sneakmask (539 meat)
red shoe (533 meat)
tiny plastic Beelzebozo (530 meat)
enchanted eyepatch (529 meat)
tiny plastic spiderbugbear (529 meat)
hippopotamus pants (525 meat)
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker (525 meat)
Mer-kin dragbelt (525 meat)
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime (523 meat)
tiny plastic cocoabo (520 meat)
tiny plastic bee swarm (510 meat)
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist (506 meat)
white sword (500 meat)
box (500 meat)
baconstone pendant (500 meat)
old school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke½æ (500 meat)
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear (500 meat)
gold crown (500 meat)
Mer-kin eyeglasses (500 meat)
short-handled mop (500 meat)
tiny plastic Gary Claybender (500 meat)
double barreled barrel gun (500 meat)
KoL Con 13 T-shirt (500 meat)
star hat (499 meat)
tiny plastic Protagonist (499 meat)
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket (498 meat)
bubblewrap sword (490 meat)
tiny plastic conservationist hippy (490 meat)
tiny plastic Axe Wound (490 meat)
ironic knit cap (490 meat)
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy (485 meat)
tiny plastic blazing bat (483 meat)
Kashmir sweater (480 meat)
demon buckler (475 meat)
tiny plastic batbugbear (475 meat)
red badge (475 meat)
tiny plastic spiny skelelton (470 meat)
grass whistle (470 meat)
tiny plastic moneybee (470 meat)
tiny plastic beebee queue (465 meat)
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear (459 meat)
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist (459 meat)
asbestos crossbow (450 meat)
denim axe (450 meat)
star sword (450 meat)
star staff (450 meat)
tiny plastic mosquito (450 meat)
yak whip (450 meat)
black helmet (450 meat)
black shield (450 meat)
black belt (450 meat)
tiny plastic taco cat (450 meat)
grungy bandana (450 meat)
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller (450 meat)
bread basket (450 meat)
Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans (450 meat)
beer helmet (445 meat)
tiny plastic Spunky Princess (445 meat)
deep six-shooter (445 meat)
tiny plastic fuzzy dice (444 meat)
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman (444 meat)
tiny plastic brainsweeper (444 meat)
tiny plastic drunk goat (444 meat)
tiny plastic G Imp (444 meat)
tiny plastic whitesnake (444 meat)
tiny plastic Beebee King (444 meat)
tiny plastic peacannon (444 meat)
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer (444 meat)
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer (444 meat)
paper-plate-mail pants (443 meat)
tiny plastic Norville Rogers (443 meat)
white belt (441 meat)
tiny plastic Knott Yeti (440 meat)
tiny plastic spooky vampire (440 meat)
tiny plastic beebee gunners (440 meat)
tiny plastic cavebugbear (440 meat)
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer (440 meat)
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer (440 meat)
dripping meat crossbow (435 meat)
tiny plastic Queen Bee (435 meat)
tiny plastic black ops bugbear (435 meat)
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer (435 meat)
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer (435 meat)
turtlemail breeches (432 meat)
shamanic beads (431 meat)
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl (430 meat)
tiny plastic bugaboo (430 meat)
tiny plastic Scott the Miner (430 meat)
flaming sword (430 meat)
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer (430 meat)
alpha-mail pants (425 meat)
tiny plastic astronomer (425 meat)
eXtreme meat crossbow (420 meat)
bullet-proof corduroys (420 meat)
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter (420 meat)
tiny plastic Black Knight (420 meat)
world's smallest violin (420 meat)
law-abiding citizen cane (420 meat)
hawk (420 meat)
tiny plastic buzzerker (419 meat)
amulet of extreme plot significance (410 meat)
giant discarded plastic fork (410 meat)
giant discarded bottlecap (410 meat)
giant discarded torn-up glove (410 meat)
Hellfire Spicy Beans (410 meat)
slightly peevedbow (405 meat)
titanium assault umbrella (400 meat)
tiny plastic leprechaun (400 meat)
tiny plastic angry goat (400 meat)
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton (400 meat)
tiny plastic barrrnacle (400 meat)
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey (400 meat)
tiny plastic stab bat (400 meat)
tiny plastic grue (400 meat)
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball (400 meat)
tiny plastic ghuol whelp (400 meat)
tiny plastic star starfish (400 meat)
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick (400 meat)
tiny plastic killer bee (400 meat)
bubblewrap staff (400 meat)
chintzy seal pendant (400 meat)
chintzy turtle brooch (400 meat)
chintzy noodle ring (400 meat)
chintzy saucepan earring (400 meat)
chintzy disco ball pendant (400 meat)
chintzy accordion pin (400 meat)
wicker shield (400 meat)
Tuesday's ruby (400 meat)
tiny plastic smarmy pirate (400 meat)
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni (400 meat)
tiny plastic topiary golem (400 meat)
tiny plastic senile lihc (400 meat)
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty (400 meat)
heavy leather-bound tome (400 meat)
giant clay ashtray (400 meat)
Van der Graaf helmet (400 meat)
rubber band gun (400 meat)
oil pan (400 meat)
compression stocking (400 meat)
high-temperature mining mask (400 meat)
tiny plastic goth giant (399 meat)
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers (399 meat)
bottle opener belt buckle (398 meat)
giant foam finger (398 meat)
tiny plastic blooper (397 meat)
tiny plastic beanbat (395 meat)
mesh cap (394 meat)
big bad voodoo mask (394 meat)
dilapidated wizard hat (391 meat)
goat beard (390 meat)
tiny plastic fruit golem (390 meat)
smirking shrunken head (390 meat)
heavy-duty clipboard (390 meat)
Abyssal ember (389 meat)
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme (385 meat)
leather chaps (381 meat)
pygmy spear (380 meat)
reinforced beaded headband (380 meat)
charming flute (380 meat)
Mark III Steam-Hat (380 meat)
hippy protest button (379 meat)
black sword (375 meat)
bejeweled pledge pin (375 meat)
keg shield (375 meat)
goofily-plumed helmet (370 meat)
gladiator tunica (370 meat)
perforated battle paddle (365 meat)
sphygmomanometer (365 meat)
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus (364 meat)
spork (363 meat)
Maxwell's Silver Hammer (360 meat)
ancient ice cream scoop (360 meat)
heavy crown (360 meat)
bellhop's hat (360 meat)
little black book (355 meat)
meatloaf helmet (350 meat)
sticky meat pants (350 meat)
sticky meat skirt (350 meat)
25-meat staff (350 meat)
worn tophat (350 meat)
giant cactus quill (350 meat)
tiny plastic Hellion (350 meat)
head mirror (350 meat)
reinforced furry underpants (349 meat)
barskin loincloth (349 meat)
pointed stick (346 meat)
Ankh of Badahnkadh (345 meat)
white snakeskin duster (340 meat)
magilaser blastercannon (340 meat)
Mark II Steam-Hat (337 meat)
headhunter necktie (334 meat)
oversized pipe (333 meat)
giant needle (330 meat)
glowing red eye (330 meat)
wolf mask (330 meat)
turtlemail coif (325 meat)
red silk skirt (325 meat)
steel sword (323 meat)
eXtreme meat sword (320 meat)
eXtreme meat staff (320 meat)
demonskin jacket (320 meat)
keel-haulin' knife (320 meat)
half-size scalpel (320 meat)
attorney's badge (320 meat)
banjo kazoo mount (320 meat)
drywall axe (310 meat)
ridiculously huge sword (310 meat)
Mohawk wig (310 meat)
witty rapier (310 meat)
buoybottoms (310 meat)
grungy flannel shirt (310 meat)
grassy cutlass (310 meat)
radiation-resistant helmet (305 meat)
skeletortoise (304 meat)
tortoboggan (303 meat)
Pine-Fresh air freshener (300 meat)
oyster basket (300 meat)
automatic catapult (300 meat)
styrofoam sword (300 meat)
pygmy nose-bone (300 meat)
yak toupee (300 meat)
palm-frond whip (300 meat)
sleep mask (300 meat)
Red X Shield (300 meat)
sommelier's towel (300 meat)
tarnished tastevin (300 meat)
droll monocle (300 meat)
high-energy mining laser (300 meat)
expensive camera (300 meat)
cheap sunglasses (300 meat)
giant yellow hat (296 meat)
machetito (295 meat)
autocalliope (295 meat)
soggy wofl t-shirt (294 meat)
iron dagger (294 meat)
ghost accordion (292 meat)
basic meat spork (290 meat)
ocarina of space (290 meat)
mannequin leg (290 meat)
oil cap (290 meat)
surgical mask (290 meat)
bloodied surgical dungarees (290 meat)
black cloak (290 meat)
birdbone corset (289 meat)
penguin whip (288 meat)
spaghetti cult mask (288 meat)
basic meat pants (280 meat)
basic meat helmet (280 meat)
basic meat crossbow (280 meat)
hippo skin buckler (280 meat)
yakskin buckler (280 meat)
basic meat skirt (280 meat)
basic meat kilt (280 meat)
Spirit Precipice (280 meat)
ram-battering staff (280 meat)
leechknife (280 meat)
tip jar (280 meat)
surgical apron (280 meat)
boxing glove (275 meat)
Groll doll (275 meat)
water wings for babies (272 meat)
basic meat sword (270 meat)
basic meat staff (270 meat)
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket (270 meat)
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket (270 meat)
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket (270 meat)
disturbing fanfic (264 meat)
lava-proof pants (264 meat)
f3d0r4 (260 meat)
1337 7r0uZ0RZ (260 meat)
shuddersword (260 meat)
ga-ga radio (260 meat)
curmudgel (260 meat)
enormous hoop earring (260 meat)
oil lamp (260 meat)
accordionoid rocca (260 meat)
demon whip (259 meat)
sewer turtle (258 meat)
Mark I Steam-Hat (258 meat)
wooden spoon (256 meat)
pentatonic accordion (253 meat)
chef's hat (251 meat)
asbestos sword (250 meat)
bronze breastplate (250 meat)
costume sword (250 meat)
panhandle panhandling hat (250 meat)
bone flute (250 meat)
giant artisanal rice peeler (250 meat)
Jacob's rung (250 meat)
moose antlers (250 meat)
black kettle drum (246 meat)
shiny tribal beads (246 meat)
swordzall (245 meat)
breadchucks (245 meat)
heat-resistant gloves (244 meat)
draggin' ball hat (240 meat)
gnauga hide skirt (240 meat)
two-handed depthsword (240 meat)
lucky rabbit's foot (240 meat)
ram stick (240 meat)
Snow Queen Crown (240 meat)
broken sword (240 meat)
snarling wolf shield (240 meat)
snake shield (240 meat)
serpentine sword (240 meat)
demon-horned hat (240 meat)
yak anorak (240 meat)
Whatsian Ionic Pliers (240 meat)
pewter claymore (240 meat)
antique machete (240 meat)
half-melted spoon (240 meat)
creepy voice box (240 meat)
demonskin trousers (239 meat)
squeaky staff (239 meat)
linoleum sword (230 meat)
batblade (230 meat)
pointy red hat (230 meat)
wool sock (229 meat)
ninja mop (224 meat)
silver cheese-slicer (222 meat)
Mr. Haggis (222 meat)
jangly bracelet (222 meat)
heat-resistant necktie (222 meat)
Crown of the Goblin King (220 meat)
eXtreme scarf (220 meat)
snowboarder pants (220 meat)
troutpiece (220 meat)
rice bowl (220 meat)
antique greaves (220 meat)
antique helmet (220 meat)
antique spear (220 meat)
antique shield (220 meat)
gold lamé pants (220 meat)
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign (220 meat)
giant motorcycle boots (220 meat)
oil slacks (220 meat)
rubber ribcage (220 meat)
silent pea shooter (219 meat)
gnatwing earring (214 meat)
icy-hot katana (210 meat)
linoleum crossbow (210 meat)
chrome sword (210 meat)
eXtreme mittens (210 meat)
acoustic guitarrr (210 meat)
spiked femur (210 meat)
goth kid t-shirt (210 meat)
rhinestone cowboy shirt (210 meat)
gingham blouse (210 meat)
souvenir ski t-shirt (210 meat)
oversized pizza cutter (210 meat)
giant penguin keychain (210 meat)
haunted paddle-ball (210 meat)
slime convention pin (203 meat)
leotarrrd (200 meat)
safarrri hat (200 meat)
flaming talons (200 meat)
bum cheek (200 meat)
vorpal blade (200 meat)
giant pinky ring (200 meat)
bamboo bokuto (200 meat)
starchy sword (200 meat)
tap shoes (200 meat)
elven socks (200 meat)
manly bloomers (200 meat)
pipe wrench (200 meat)
Space Tourist Phaser (200 meat)
sturdy cane (200 meat)
servo-assisted exo-pants (200 meat)
macroplane grater (200 meat)
barrel gun (200 meat)
outlaw bandana (199 meat)
breadwand (199 meat)
office-supply crossbow (198 meat)
creepy doll head (198 meat)
4-dimensional guitar (196 meat)
crowbarrr (190 meat)
diamond-studded cane (190 meat)
lihc face (190 meat)
kneecapping stick (190 meat)
cornuthaum (190 meat)
disbelief suspenders (190 meat)
enchanted toothpick (190 meat)
spooky bicycle chain (190 meat)
wholeberd (190 meat)
huge spoon (190 meat)
hors d'oeuvre tray (190 meat)
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest (190 meat)
tighty whiteys (190 meat)
rattail whip (190 meat)
freshwater pearl necklace (190 meat)
Whoompa Fur Pants (190 meat)
punk rock jacket (190 meat)
ghost toga (190 meat)
madius (190 meat)
powdered wig (188 meat)
ancient stone head (186 meat)
ring of fire resistance (184 meat)
cardboard sword (184 meat)
magic whistle (184 meat)
red coat (183 meat)
giant safety pin (182 meat)
pretty bouquet (181 meat)
homoerotic frat-paddle (180 meat)
cold ninja mask (180 meat)
frozen nunchaku (180 meat)
miner's helmet (180 meat)
miner's pants (180 meat)
7-Foot Dwarven mattock (180 meat)
swashbuckling pants (180 meat)
stuffed shoulder parrot (180 meat)
ring of aggravate monster (180 meat)
ring of adornment (180 meat)
ring of increase damage (180 meat)
ring of gain strength (180 meat)
ring of cold resistance (180 meat)
yellow plastic hard hat (180 meat)
pitchfork (180 meat)
Claybender glasses (180 meat)
badge of authority (180 meat)
eXtreme nose ring (175 meat)
grave robbing shovel (175 meat)
tail o' nine cats (175 meat)
duonoculars (175 meat)
heavy duty umbrella (175 meat)
barskin buckler (174 meat)
goblin autoblowgun (172 meat)
gnoll-tooth necklace (170 meat)
white satin shield (170 meat)
pestoblade (170 meat)
Knob Goblin melon baller (170 meat)
crowbar (170 meat)
hot plate (170 meat)
imp unity ring (170 meat)
dress pants (170 meat)
troll britches (170 meat)
Accordion of Jordion (169 meat)
eye of the Tiger-lily (166 meat)
chain-mail monokini (165 meat)
curdflinger (165 meat)
finger cymbals (164 meat)
Dolphin King's crown (160 meat)
filthy corduroys (160 meat)
filthy knitted dread sack (160 meat)
Orcish baseball cap (160 meat)
Orcish cargo shorts (160 meat)
Knob Goblin visor (160 meat)
sk8board (160 meat)
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet (160 meat)
rusty grave robbing shovel (160 meat)
chopsticks (160 meat)
sword of static (160 meat)
can cannon (160 meat)
ASCII shirt (160 meat)
Duskwalker fangs (160 meat)
stolen necklace (160 meat)
giant gym membership card (154 meat)
sewage-clogged pistol (154 meat)
first-aid pouch (152 meat)
slingshot (150 meat)
wooden stakes (150 meat)
shiny ring (150 meat)
hemp string (150 meat)
phat turquoise bracelet (150 meat)
ninja hot pants (150 meat)
Cloaca-Cola shield (150 meat)
Dyspepsi-Cola shield (150 meat)
flaming cardboard sword (150 meat)
Frost™ brand sword (150 meat)
clownskin belt (150 meat)
beach glass necklace (150 meat)
peace-sign necklace (150 meat)
armgun (150 meat)
knob bugle (150 meat)
a butt tuba (150 meat)
pocket theremin (150 meat)
padded tortoise (150 meat)
beer-battered accordion (150 meat)
unrequired jacket (150 meat)
fleetwood chain (150 meat)
elegant nightstick (150 meat)
kiwi beak (150 meat)
crystalline reamer (150 meat)
plastic guitar (148 meat)
goblin hunting spear (148 meat)
foam noodle (145 meat)
non-Euclidean non-accordion (145 meat)
pygmy concertinette (145 meat)
knobby helmet turtle (143 meat)
toy accordion (142 meat)
beaver spear (140 meat)
brown felt tophat (140 meat)
pillow shell (140 meat)
shocked shell (140 meat)
giant spider leg (136 meat)
turtle wax greaves (135 meat)
dirty rigging rope (132 meat)
VYKEA hex key (132 meat)
Knob Goblin elite helm (130 meat)
Knob Goblin elite pants (130 meat)
Knob Goblin elite polearm (130 meat)
sabre teeth (130 meat)
flaming crutch (130 meat)
leather mask (130 meat)
infernal insoles (130 meat)
frilly shirt (130 meat)
tambourine (130 meat)
wooden axe (130 meat)
filthy pestle (130 meat)
eggbeater (130 meat)
cardboard katana (130 meat)
1-ball (130 meat)
2-ball (130 meat)
3-ball (130 meat)
4-ball (130 meat)
5-ball (130 meat)
6-ball (130 meat)
7-ball (130 meat)
witch wart (130 meat)
frigid hankyū (130 meat)
turtle wax helmet (130 meat)
turtlemail hauberk (130 meat)
guard turtle shell (130 meat)
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen (129 meat)
Knob Goblin Uberpants (120 meat)
barskin hat (120 meat)
dead guy's watch (120 meat)
acid-squirting flower (120 meat)
clown shoes (120 meat)
bloody clown pants (120 meat)
balloon helmet (120 meat)
balloon sword (120 meat)
filthy hippy poncho (120 meat)
los chinos (120 meat)
suede shortsword (120 meat)
white collar (120 meat)
corn holder (120 meat)
balloon shield (120 meat)
infernal fife (120 meat)
rave whistle (120 meat)
orcish stud-finder (120 meat)
elephant stinger (116 meat)
shellacked shell (114 meat)
whatsit-covered turtle shell (112 meat)
frozen turtle shell (112 meat)
dripping meat sword (110 meat)
can of maces (110 meat)
balaclava (110 meat)
irate sombrero (110 meat)
coffin lid (110 meat)
box turtle (110 meat)
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar (110 meat)
fireproof megaphone (110 meat)
snapdragon pistil (109 meat)
ancient stone fist (108 meat)
double-barreled sling (106 meat)
oil shell (102 meat)
turtle wax shield (101 meat)
amok putter (101 meat)
seal-clubbing club (100 meat)
helmet turtle (100 meat)
turtle totem (100 meat)
pasta spoon (100 meat)
ravioli hat (100 meat)
saucepan (100 meat)
disco mask (100 meat)
disco ball (100 meat)
stolen accordion (100 meat)
mariachi pants (100 meat)
asparagus knife (100 meat)
Knob Goblin scimitar (100 meat)
Knob Goblin tongs (100 meat)
Knob Goblin pants (100 meat)
spooky stick (100 meat)
bugbear bungguard (100 meat)
spooky staff (100 meat)
Gnollish plunger (100 meat)
Gnollish flyswatter (100 meat)
third-hand nunchaku (100 meat)
skeleton bone (100 meat)
bone rattle (100 meat)
bugbear beanie (100 meat)
eyepatch (100 meat)
white satin pants (100 meat)
walrus-tusk earring (100 meat)
ring of half-assed regeneration (100 meat)
rubber axe (100 meat)
pail (100 meat)
dungeoneer's dungarees (100 meat)
Knob Goblin harem pants (100 meat)
Knob Goblin harem veil (100 meat)
foolscap fool's cap (100 meat)
big red clown nose (100 meat)
arrrgyle socks (100 meat)
dirty hobo gloves (100 meat)
pants of the Slug Lord (100 meat)
little paper umbrella (100 meat)
harem girl t-shirt (100 meat)
Knob Goblin elite shirt (100 meat)
coconut shell (100 meat)
magical ice cubes (100 meat)
halfberd (100 meat)
tiny ninja sword (100 meat)
magic lamp (100 meat)
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet (100 meat)
Cloaca-Cola fatigues (100 meat)
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues (100 meat)
Cloaca-Cola helmet (100 meat)
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife (100 meat)
disembodied smile (100 meat)
pentacorn hat (100 meat)
union scalemail pants (100 meat)
Gnollish pie server (100 meat)
Gnollish slotted spoon (100 meat)
Knob Goblin spatula (100 meat)
jack flapper (100 meat)
dishrag (100 meat)
pool cue (100 meat)
cardboard wakizashi (100 meat)
white hat hacker T-shirt (100 meat)
vampire collar (100 meat)
seal-skull helmet (100 meat)
chisel (100 meat)
scorpion whip (100 meat)
pat-a-cake pendant (100 meat)
dreadlock whip (100 meat)
inflatable duck (100 meat)
water wings (100 meat)
enchanted handwarmer (100 meat)
out-of-tune biwa (100 meat)
dented harmonica (100 meat)
cheap plastic blowgun (100 meat)
hippy bongo (100 meat)
half-sized guitar (100 meat)
big bass drum (100 meat)
ultimate ultimate frisbee (100 meat)
ironic battle spoon (100 meat)
ironic jogging shorts (100 meat)
mariachi hat (100 meat)
Hollandaise helmet (100 meat)
beer-soaked mop (100 meat)
flimsy clipboard (100 meat)
whalebone corset (100 meat)
oven mitts (100 meat)
shining halo (100 meat)
Ze™ goggles (100 meat)
stylish swimsuit (100 meat)
orc wrist (100 meat)
screwing pooch (100 meat)
old-school calculator watch (100 meat)
haggis socks (100 meat)
airblaster gun (100 meat)
actual reality goggles (100 meat)
butterfly knife (100 meat)
weighted paperclip chain (100 meat)
rubber gloves (100 meat)
lucky cat collar (100 meat)
sharpened spoon (100 meat)
candy knife (100 meat)
soap knife (100 meat)
baritone accordion (100 meat)
mama's squeezebox (100 meat)
guancertina (100 meat)
accordion file (100 meat)
accord ion (100 meat)
bone bandoneon (100 meat)
security flashlight (100 meat)
moustache sock (100 meat)
flask flops (100 meat)
sweatband (100 meat)
gym shorts (100 meat)
ankleweights (100 meat)
sweat socks (100 meat)
red book (100 meat)
red shirt (100 meat)
pair of government shades (100 meat)
plastic nunchaku (100 meat)
sticky hand whip (100 meat)
glow-in-the-dark necklace (100 meat)
cap gun (100 meat)
portable cassette player (100 meat)
rubber spatula (100 meat)
oversized skullcap (100 meat)
three-legged pants (100 meat)
remaindered axe (100 meat)
low-budget shield (100 meat)
crêepy mask (100 meat)
sewer snake (100 meat)
jaunty feather (100 meat)
brown paper pants (100 meat)
brown paper bag mask (100 meat)
loafers (100 meat)
perfume-soaked bandana (100 meat)
big stick (95 meat)
third-hand lantern (95 meat)
loose purse strings (95 meat)
frilly skirt (76 meat)
maiden wig (76 meat)
Kentucky-style derby (47 meat)
sweet ninja sword (47 meat)
studded leather boxer shorts (47 meat)
snorkel (28 meat)
cool whip (28 meat)