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  1. [00:48] <Roo_inline[DM]> ==BEGIN==
  2. [00:48] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll initiative pls
  3. [00:49] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+2
  4. [00:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
  5. [00:49] <Roo_inline[DM]> btw move eye under word of power
  6. [00:49] <Lily_Palmer> o ok
  7. [00:49] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+4
  8. [00:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{19}
  9. [00:50] <Roo_inline[DM]> welp. i guess i go first
  10. [00:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> the lizard closes the distance and lounges with its maw wide open to attempt to bite you!
  11. [00:51] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20
  12. [00:51] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  13. [00:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> it falls short.
  14. [00:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> whoops.
  15. [00:52] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  16. [00:52] <Lily_Palmer> Alrightttttt
  17. [00:52] <Lily_Palmer> I smack at it with my guitar.
  18. [00:52] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+3
  19. [00:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
  20. [00:52] <Lily_Palmer> And miss
  21. [00:53] <Roo_inline[DM]> the lizard just moves a bit to the side
  22. [00:53] <Roo_inline[DM]> end turn?
  23. [00:54] <Lily_Palmer> Are there any loose rocks on the ground?
  24. [00:54] <Roo_inline[DM]> in fact, there are some
  25. [00:55] <Lily_Palmer> I pick one up and fling it at the lizard.
  26. [00:55] <Roo_inline[DM]> gimme a moment while i remember what to roll for improvised weapons
  27. [00:56] <Roo_inline[DM]> fuck it, im just gonna wing it. 1d4 damage, dex to throw
  28. [00:57] <Roo_inline[DM]> go for it
  29. [00:57] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+2
  30. [00:57] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  31. [00:57] <Lily_Palmer> MOTHERFUC
  32. [00:58] <Roo_inline[DM]> you throw the stone.
  33. [00:58] <Roo_inline[DM]> it falls next to the lizard
  34. [00:58] <Roo_inline[DM]> LIZARD'S TURN
  35. [00:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> you see the underside of the lizard's troath bulging violently and glowing with a warm yellow light
  36. [00:59] <Roo_inline[DM]> it breaths fire at you?!
  37. [01:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+5 firebreath
  38. [01:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+5 firebreath --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  39. [01:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 3d6-1 damage
  40. [01:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 3d6-1 damage --> [ 3d6=5 ]{4}
  41. [01:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> you are now on fire!
  42. [01:01] <Roo_inline[DM]> the lizard retreats
  43. [01:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> well, not completely on fire. but yeah
  44. [01:02] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  45. [01:03] <Lily_Palmer> Oh no you dont you lizard shit
  46. [01:04] <Lily_Palmer> I use Dagons Wave to try and move the fire from me to the lizard
  47. [01:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> you play the damn song, the fire dissapears and the lizard espontaneously combusts
  48. [01:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d6 cooldown
  49. [01:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d6 cooldown --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  50. [01:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> you can use the wave in 3 turns, take 1d4 damage
  51. [01:05] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d4 fire damage
  52. [01:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d4 fire damage --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  53. [01:06] <Roo_inline[DM]> end turn?
  54. [01:06] <Lily_Palmer> I use my move action to move closer to the lizard
  55. [01:06] <Lily_Palmer> and then end my turn
  56. [01:07] <Roo_inline[DM]> you move closer to the lizard
  57. [01:07] <Roo_inline[DM]> lizard's turn
  58. [01:07] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d4 fire damage
  59. [01:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d4 fire damage --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  60. [01:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> the lizard shrieks as its own flames burn away at its body
  61. [01:08] <Lily_Palmer> "how do you like it asshole?"
  62. [01:08] <Roo_inline[DM]> it runs at you and attempts to coil its body around you as a double fuck you
  63. [01:09] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d20+2 lizard grapple
  64. [01:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d20+2 lizard grapple --> [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
  65. [01:09] <Roo_inline[DM]> welp
  66. [01:09] <Lily_Palmer> welp
  67. [01:09] <Lily_Palmer> how do i counter it? athletics?
  68. [01:10] <Roo_inline[DM]> anything that can counter grapples
  69. [01:11] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+4 pls
  70. [01:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+4 pls --> [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
  71. [01:13] <Roo_inline[DM]> the basilisk constricts itself around your lower body
  72. [01:13] <Roo_inline[DM]> fixing you in place
  73. [01:13] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d4 bludgeoning damage
  74. [01:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d4 bludgeoning damage --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  75. [01:14] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn again.
  76. [01:14] <Roo_inline[DM]> it is now turn 3 you have focused on this enemy
  77. [01:14] <Lily_Palmer> "OK ASSHOLE YOU CAN JUST NOT DO THIS"
  78. [01:14] <Roo_inline[DM]> "SHRIEEEEK"
  79. [01:15] <Lily_Palmer> I flail my guitar at its head.
  80. [01:15] <Roo_inline[DM]> well. its grappling, not pinning. so i guess advantage?
  81. [01:15] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+4
  82. [01:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
  83. [01:16] <Roo_inline[DM]> and the other one?
  84. [01:16] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+4
  85. [01:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
  86. [01:16] <Roo_inline[DM]> k then.
  87. [01:16] <Lily_Palmer> lets go with the top one
  88. [01:16] <Roo_inline[DM]> roll for damage
  89. [01:16] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d8+3
  90. [01:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d8+3 --> [ 1d8=8 ]{11}
  91. [01:17] <Roo_inline[DM]> you hit the lizard in the face
  92. [01:17] <Roo_inline[DM]> god damn that felt good
  93. [01:18] <Roo_inline[DM]> end turn?
  94. [01:18] <Lily_Palmer> end turn
  95. [01:18] <Roo_inline[DM]> !1d4 lizard fire damage
  96. [01:18] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d4 lizard fire damage
  97. [01:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d4 lizard fire damage --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  98. [01:18] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d4 lily constrict damage
  99. [01:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d4 lily constrict damage --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  100. [01:19] <Roo_inline[DM]> lily, take 4 damage
  101. [01:20] <Roo_inline[DM]> the basilisk "laughts" as it constricts around your body
  102. [01:20] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 2d8+2 strangle damage
  103. [01:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 2d8+2 strangle damage --> [ 2d8=6 ]{8}
  104. [01:20] <Roo_inline[DM]> take 8 damage
  105. [01:20] <Lily_Palmer> "ARE YOU... MOCKING ME?"
  106. [01:21] <Roo_inline[DM]> *agreement shriek*
  107. [01:21] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  108. [01:22] <Lily_Palmer> No one fucking mocks me
  109. [01:22] <Lily_Palmer> I take another swing at this lizard fuck
  110. [01:22] <Roo_inline[DM]> this is now... turn 4 you have focused
  111. [01:22] <Roo_inline[DM]> go for it bb
  112. [01:22] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+4
  113. [01:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
  114. [01:23] <Roo_inline[DM]> alright, gonna give it
  115. [01:23] <Roo_inline[DM]> it hits
  116. [01:23] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d8+5
  117. [01:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d8+5 --> [ 1d8=2 ]{7}
  118. [01:24] <Roo_inline[DM]> you hit the lizard again, you hear something breaking. thankfully its not your guitar
  119. [01:25] <Roo_inline[DM]> *DISTRESSED LIZARD NOISES*
  120. [01:25] <Roo_inline[DM]> end turn?
  121. [01:25] <Lily_Palmer> end turn
  122. [01:25] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d4 lizard's fire damage
  123. [01:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d4 lizard's fire damage --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  124. [01:26] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 1d4 lily's strangle damage
  125. [01:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 1d4 lily's strangle damage --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  126. [01:27] <Roo_inline[DM]> !roll 2d8+2 strangling damage
  127. [01:27] <Tyche[Dice]> Roo_inline[DM] rolled : 2d8+2 strangling damage --> [ 2d8=10 ]{12}
  128. [01:27] <Roo_inline[DM]> alright 13 damage total.
  129. [01:27] <Roo_inline[DM]> the lizard coils itself around you tighter. FUCK IT HURTS. you swear you heard something cracking in *you*
  130. [01:28] <Roo_inline[DM]> your turn
  131. [01:29] <Lily_Palmer> I take one more swing at this fucker.
  132. [01:29] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+5
  133. [01:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{11}
  134. [01:29] <Roo_inline[DM]> remember you have advantage from being grappled but not pinned
  135. [01:30] <Lily_Palmer> !roll 1d20+5
  136. [01:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Lily_Palmer rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  137. [01:30] <Roo_inline[DM]> describe the killing blow, the damn basilisk has 1 health anyways
  138. [01:33] <Lily_Palmer> With the amount of strength I have left, I stand up WITH the basilisk still coiled around my body, and run straight at the wall as hard as I can. At the last second I maneuver my body so it forces the basilisks head to be facing the wall, crushing its head between my body and the stone surface.
  139. [01:34] <Roo_inline[DM]> you slam the damn basilisk's head into the wall, it does a lovely cracking sound as it explodes into grist
  140. [01:34] <Roo_inline[DM]> strife ended
  141. [01:35] <Roo_inline[DM]> ill give you your rewards in the text post
  142. [01:35] <Lily_Palmer> WOO
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