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- Digitize = Knight
- Wink = Bricko Bat
- Enamorang = Bishop
- Saber = Zombie Chef
- equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
- equip acc3 "I Voted!" sticker
- familiar Mini-Hipster (6 lbs)
- Use 1 disassembled clover
- You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover
- [1328] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: Government agent
- Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
- Round 1: Lyft uses the green smoke bomb and uses the green smoke bomb!
- This combat did not cost a turn
- [1328] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: Nicebox
- You acquire an item: brains casserole
- You acquire an item: leftovers of indeterminate origin
- You acquire an item: ancient frozen dinner
- [1329] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: Play Misty For Me
- You acquire an item: freezerburned ice cube
- > queue possessed silverware drawer; paper towelgeist; skullery maid; possessed silverware drawer; Government agent
- > turns spent 9
- [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: Lights Out in the Kitchen
- Took choice 893/1: Refuse to Take the Heat
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=893&option=1
- [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: giant rubber spider
- Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
- Round 1: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
- Round 2: giant rubber spider takes 60 damage.
- Round 2: giant rubber spider takes 60 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 2: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
- Round 3: giant rubber spider takes 60 damage.
- Round 3: giant rubber spider takes 60 damage.
- Round 3: Lyft wins the fight!
- After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
- You acquire an item: rubber nubbin
- After Battle: The words POWER UP appear above Square's head as he instantly grows a stupid-looking moustache.
- After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 49 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 30 Sarcasm
- This combat did not cost a turn
- [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: zombie chef
- Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
- Round 1: Lyft uses the green smoke bomb and uses the green smoke bomb!
- This combat did not cost a turn
- [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: zombie chef
- Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
- Adjusted combat item count: green smoke bomb
- Round 1: Lyft uses the green smoke bomb and uses the green smoke bomb!
- This combat did not cost a turn
- [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: zombie chef
- Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
- Adjusted combat item count: green smoke bomb
- Round 1: Lyft uses the green smoke bomb and uses the green smoke bomb!
- This combat did not cost a turn
- [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: SSBBHax
- Round 0: SSBBHax says: "you think your shiny medals and doohickeys make you better than us? Well, not wrong.."
- Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
- Adjusted combat item count: green smoke bomb
- Round 1: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
- Round 2: time-spinner prank takes 60 damage.
- Round 2: time-spinner prank takes 60 damage.
- Round 2: Square hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
- Round 2: You gain 3 Beefiness
- Round 2: Lyft wins the fight!
- After Battle: A love cockroach scuttles out from beneath a nearby stove and gives you a present from the floor.
- You acquire an item: hot powder
- You acquire an item: time residue
- After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm
- This combat did not cost a turn
- [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: terrible mutant
- Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
- Round 1: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
- Round 2: terrible mutant takes 60 damage.
- Round 2: terrible mutant takes 60 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 2: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
- glob of undifferentiated tissue is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
- Round 3: terrible mutant takes 60 damage.
- Round 3: terrible mutant takes 60 damage.
- Round 3: Square teaches you the subtle differences between an ironic moustache and a regular ol' creepy moustache. You feel a little more moxious.
- Round 3: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- Round 3: Lyft wins the fight!
- After Battle: A love cockroach scuttles out from beneath a nearby stove and gives you a present from the floor.
- You acquire an item: hot powder
- After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
- You gain 26 Meat
- You acquire an item: glob of undifferentiated tissue
- After Battle: You gain 31 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 50 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- This combat did not cost a turn
- [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
- Round 1: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop takes 60 damage.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop takes 60 damage.
- Round 2: Square hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
- Round 2: You gain 2 Muscleboundness
- Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 2: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 60 damage.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 60 damage.
- Round 3: Your opponent is too busy explaining the actual definition of irony to Square to attack this round.
- Round 3: Lyft wins the fight!
- Your familiar gains a pound: Square, the 2 lb. Mini-Hipster
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 55 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm
- This combat did not cost a turn
- [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: Mob Penguin hitman
- Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
- Round 1: Lyft uses the replica bat-oomerang!
- Round 2: Square hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
- Round 2: You gain 3 Muscleboundness
- Round 2: Lyft wins the fight!
- You gain 444 Meat
- You acquire an item: kneecapping stick
- You acquire an item: normal barrel
- After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
- This combat did not cost a turn
- [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: sausage goblin
- Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
- Round 1: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
- Round 2: sausage goblin takes 120 damage.
- Round 2: sausage goblin takes 60 damage.
- Round 2: Square teaches you the subtle differences between an ironic moustache and a regular ol' creepy moustache. You feel a little more moxious.
- Round 2: You gain 4 Cheek
- Round 2: Lyft wins the fight!
- You gain 156 Meat
- You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
- After Battle: You gain 26 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 52 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 31 Cheek
- This combat did not cost a turn
- [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: evil ex-girlfriend
- Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
- Round 1: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
- Round 2: evil ex-girlfriend takes 60 damage.
- Round 2: evil ex-girlfriend takes 60 damage.
- Round 2: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
- Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend takes 60 damage.
- Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend takes 60 damage.
- Round 3: Square explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain.
- Round 3: You gain 3 Enchantedness
- Round 3: Lyft wins the fight!
- After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 52 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 33 Chutzpah
- This combat did not cost a turn
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