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  1. Digitize = Knight
  2. Wink = Bricko Bat
  3. Enamorang = Bishop
  4. Saber = Zombie Chef
  5.  
  6. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Maticâ„¢
  7.  
  8. equip acc3 "I Voted!" sticker
  9.  
  10. familiar Mini-Hipster (6 lbs)
  11.  
  12. Use 1 disassembled clover
  13. You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover
  14.  
  15. [1328] The Haunted Kitchen
  16. Encounter: Government agent
  17. Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
  18. Round 1: Lyft uses the green smoke bomb and uses the green smoke bomb!
  19. This combat did not cost a turn
  20.  
  21. [1328] The Haunted Kitchen
  22. Encounter: Nicebox
  23. You acquire an item: brains casserole
  24. You acquire an item: leftovers of indeterminate origin
  25. You acquire an item: ancient frozen dinner
  26.  
  27. [1329] The Haunted Kitchen
  28. Encounter: Play Misty For Me
  29. You acquire an item: freezerburned ice cube
  30. > queue possessed silverware drawer; paper towelgeist; skullery maid; possessed silverware drawer; Government agent
  31. > turns spent 9
  32.  
  33. [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
  34. Encounter: Lights Out in the Kitchen
  35. Took choice 893/1: Refuse to Take the Heat
  36. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=893&option=1
  37.  
  38. [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
  39. Encounter: giant rubber spider
  40. Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
  41. Round 1: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
  42. Round 2: giant rubber spider takes 60 damage.
  43. Round 2: giant rubber spider takes 60 damage.
  44. Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
  45. Round 2: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
  46. Round 3: giant rubber spider takes 60 damage.
  47. Round 3: giant rubber spider takes 60 damage.
  48. Round 3: Lyft wins the fight!
  49. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  50. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
  51. You acquire an item: rubber nubbin
  52. After Battle: The words POWER UP appear above Square's head as he instantly grows a stupid-looking moustache.
  53. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  54. After Battle: You gain 49 Wizardliness
  55. After Battle: You gain 30 Sarcasm
  56. This combat did not cost a turn
  57.  
  58. [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
  59. Encounter: zombie chef
  60. Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
  61. Round 1: Lyft uses the green smoke bomb and uses the green smoke bomb!
  62. This combat did not cost a turn
  63.  
  64. [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
  65. Encounter: zombie chef
  66. Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
  67. Adjusted combat item count: green smoke bomb
  68. Round 1: Lyft uses the green smoke bomb and uses the green smoke bomb!
  69. This combat did not cost a turn
  70.  
  71. [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
  72. Encounter: zombie chef
  73. Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
  74. Adjusted combat item count: green smoke bomb
  75. Round 1: Lyft uses the green smoke bomb and uses the green smoke bomb!
  76. This combat did not cost a turn
  77.  
  78. [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
  79. Encounter: SSBBHax
  80. Round 0: SSBBHax says: "you think your shiny medals and doohickeys make you better than us? Well, not wrong.."
  81. Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
  82. Adjusted combat item count: green smoke bomb
  83. Round 1: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
  84. Round 2: time-spinner prank takes 60 damage.
  85. Round 2: time-spinner prank takes 60 damage.
  86. Round 2: Square hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
  87. Round 2: You gain 3 Beefiness
  88. Round 2: Lyft wins the fight!
  89. After Battle: A love cockroach scuttles out from beneath a nearby stove and gives you a present from the floor.
  90. You acquire an item: hot powder
  91. You acquire an item: time residue
  92. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  93. After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness
  94. After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm
  95. This combat did not cost a turn
  96.  
  97. [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
  98. Encounter: terrible mutant
  99. Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
  100. Round 1: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
  101. Round 2: terrible mutant takes 60 damage.
  102. Round 2: terrible mutant takes 60 damage.
  103. Round 2: You lose 10 hit points
  104. Round 2: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
  105. glob of undifferentiated tissue is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
  106. Round 3: terrible mutant takes 60 damage.
  107. Round 3: terrible mutant takes 60 damage.
  108. Round 3: Square teaches you the subtle differences between an ironic moustache and a regular ol' creepy moustache. You feel a little more moxious.
  109. Round 3: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  110. Round 3: Lyft wins the fight!
  111. After Battle: A love cockroach scuttles out from beneath a nearby stove and gives you a present from the floor.
  112. You acquire an item: hot powder
  113. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  114. You gain 26 Meat
  115. You acquire an item: glob of undifferentiated tissue
  116. After Battle: You gain 31 Fortitude
  117. After Battle: You gain 50 Magicalness
  118. After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
  119. You gain a Moxie point!
  120. This combat did not cost a turn
  121.  
  122. [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
  123. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  124. Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
  125. Round 1: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
  126. Round 2: Witchess Bishop takes 60 damage.
  127. Round 2: Witchess Bishop takes 60 damage.
  128. Round 2: Square hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
  129. Round 2: You gain 2 Muscleboundness
  130. Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
  131. Round 2: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
  132. Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 60 damage.
  133. Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 60 damage.
  134. Round 3: Your opponent is too busy explaining the actual definition of irony to Square to attack this round.
  135. Round 3: Lyft wins the fight!
  136. Your familiar gains a pound: Square, the 2 lb. Mini-Hipster
  137. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  138. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  139. After Battle: You gain 55 Wizardliness
  140. You gain a Mysticality point!
  141. After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm
  142. This combat did not cost a turn
  143.  
  144. [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
  145. Encounter: Mob Penguin hitman
  146. Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
  147. Round 1: Lyft uses the replica bat-oomerang!
  148. Round 2: Square hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
  149. Round 2: You gain 3 Muscleboundness
  150. Round 2: Lyft wins the fight!
  151. You gain 444 Meat
  152. You acquire an item: kneecapping stick
  153. You acquire an item: normal barrel
  154. After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
  155. You gain a Muscle point!
  156. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  157. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  158. This combat did not cost a turn
  159.  
  160. [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
  161. Encounter: sausage goblin
  162. Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
  163. Round 1: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
  164. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 120 damage.
  165. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 60 damage.
  166. Round 2: Square teaches you the subtle differences between an ironic moustache and a regular ol' creepy moustache. You feel a little more moxious.
  167. Round 2: You gain 4 Cheek
  168. Round 2: Lyft wins the fight!
  169. You gain 156 Meat
  170. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  171. After Battle: You gain 26 Strengthliness
  172. After Battle: You gain 52 Wizardliness
  173. After Battle: You gain 31 Cheek
  174. This combat did not cost a turn
  175.  
  176. [1330] The Haunted Kitchen
  177. Encounter: evil ex-girlfriend
  178. Round 0: Lyft wins initiative!
  179. Round 1: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
  180. Round 2: evil ex-girlfriend takes 60 damage.
  181. Round 2: evil ex-girlfriend takes 60 damage.
  182. Round 2: Lyft casts SAUCESTORM!
  183. Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend takes 60 damage.
  184. Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend takes 60 damage.
  185. Round 3: Square explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain.
  186. Round 3: You gain 3 Enchantedness
  187. Round 3: Lyft wins the fight!
  188. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  189. After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
  190. After Battle: You gain 52 Mysteriousness
  191. After Battle: You gain 33 Chutzpah
  192. This combat did not cost a turn
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