Legend of Zelda Bimbofication Ch8- The Desert Heat

Link and Zelda continued their journey, their next Temple was located deep in the Gerudo Desert, a hot zone full of sand, savage reptile women and culture of warrior women called the Gerudo that did not take kindly to guests, especially males.

“This desert is home to the Temple of Fire, and I see why.” Zelda panted as she struggled walking in the sand “We’ve only been here a couple hours and I feel gross and sweaty.”

A bead of sweat dripped down her nose, falling off and splattering on her bust. Zelda was looking slick and oily; her dress was sticking to her skin and some of the white portions of it were looking a tad see-through.

Link on the other hand seemed fine, sure he was hot and a bit uncomfortable but he’d trained in the heat and cold so he could tolerate things like this, though he still has a sweaty sheen on his skin.

“I know deserts are supposed to be hot.” Zelda squinted and looked up at the blazing sun which seemed like a ball of fire floating directly over her head “But this is just ridiculous, how could anyone live in this heat, we need to hurry and find the Gerudo village and get some help, if we get lost in this desert we’ll die for sure.”

Link nodded.

“Sorry to be a downer.” Zelda adjusted her dress a bit “The heat is getting to me if you hadn’t noticed.”

Link nodded politely not trying to admit that the princess constant nagging about the heat and sun wasn’t really helping them.

Zelda kept walking, in the distance she saw a nice pleasant oasis, standing there were three handsome shirtless men smiling at her. She practically ran to the cool watering hole, the men gesturing for her to sit.

“Oh, seems you recognize royalty when you see it.” She laughed sitting in a chair fashioned from desert reeds and leaves.

As she laid out the men fanned her gently with palm tree leaves, one handed her a coconut that had been split in half so she could drink from it, the sweet milk sending a refreshing shiver down her spine.

“oh, thank you boys, I appreciate this so much.” Zelda giggled as they fanned her and massaged her aching feet “This journey has been so exhausting, if only Link would do things like this for me.”

Link stood there staring, from his point of view there were no men, just Zelda laying on a rock in the middle of the sandy desert deliriously giggling and taking of being pamper.

“Ahem.” Link coughed a bit and snapped the princess back to reality.

“The heat is driving me mad.” Zelda sighed “And why didn’t you say something sooner! Wipe that smug look of your face Link!”

Zelda suddenly stopped arguing.

“Do you feel like we’re being watched?” she asked Link.

The man took out his bow as they looked around, suddenly from behind the rock emerged a Lizalfos, a humanoid creature with multicolored scales along her back and red hair framing her attractive face.

“SHHAAA!” She hissed a bit, long tongue flaring out as her tail wriggled behind her.

Lizalfos were known to come in two main subspecies, swamp dwellers and the raptor like desert dwellers.

“HMPH!” Zelda jumped back as the lizard girl swung at her with sharp claws, the top of her dress ripping a bit “Drat, Light Arrow!”

Zelda stepped back and aimed a spell, shooting off a blast. The Lizard slid across the sand dunes like she was surfing as she screeched out loud.

Suddenly more Lizalfos emerged from over the dunes.

“Great, a whole clan of them.” Zelda groaned “We can’t possibly take them all one, even with how strong we are.”

The two decided it was safest to make a run for it, Link played the song that would summon Epona and the horse appeared over the dunes, picking both of them up and galloping away, still Epona struggled with the soft sand and the Lizalfos were quickly catching up having evolved to live and run in this environment.

“Link what should we do?” Zelda asked firing off a few Light Arrows as covering fire.

Link just kept steering their horse.

“look a village, if we can get there, I bet we’ll be safe.” Zelda said “You do see that too right it’s not another mirage?”

Link nodded and they rode off quickly, as they got close to the village the Lizalfos scattered off, the sight of the settlement enough to spoke them into fleeing. Link and Zelda approached the village looking for safety but were quickly surrounded by guards.

“I think I know where we are.” Zelda gulped “This is Gerudo Town.”

The Gerudo were a race of desert dwelling amazons warriors, and the guardians of the Temple of Fire, there was one widely known fact about Gerudo Town, men are not allowed to enter.

“Halt.” One of the guards walked up, hips swaying “Lady Riju wishes to speak with you princess.”

“Me?” Zelda gasped “She already knew we were here?”

“Our scouts reported you entering the desert some time ago.” The guard said “Now follow us.”

“You stay.” Some other women pointed their spears at Link.

“Don’t worry, your companion will be…taken care of.” The Head Guard told Zelda.

“I can handle this Link, just do what they say, I’ll talk to the queen and figure this out.” The Princess explained.

“We have a Chief not a Queen to be clear.” The guard told her.

“The Gerudo Chief.” Zelda looked at the desert palace in the middle of town “Hope this goes well.”

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